r/NonPoliticalTwitter - AI Batman Script 

Joker after giving Batman an expired parents coupon: *We do a little trolling*

"80 dollars a hour to clean the cemetery will you take the job?" Plot twist: Satan and the click show up and invite you to drink with the ghosts

The ai saying “butler” as “batler” is actually not the worst pun out there It made me laugh

Society: “Oh no ! AI’s are gonna take over the world !” Said AI’s: “Explosion explodes !” “Oh no, it’s Two-face and One-face !” “Happy batday, Birthman!”

I swear, the most unrealistic part about Twilight is the idea of a vampire attending high school for a hundred years without killing himself

"Batman looks around for his parents but they are still dead" I laughed for two minutes straight

The Batman script basically just a bot roasting Bruce for being an orphan in the most passive aggressive way possible and IM LIVING FOR IT-

"Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead" Well at least he checked

funneh.

The bot was just roasting the hell out of Batman 😭

"I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't." Is legitimately a pretty good joker line.

I love how dedicated the AI script is to reminding us that Batman is an orphan. Every other line.

ScriptBot: “Alfred, give birth to Robin” Click: just looks at camera Me: bursts out laughing because for some reason that was the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen

The Batman script is all I ever wanted. I want it on my walls.

I love neural network-generated stories. There's one of Harry Potter titled something like "Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like A Pile of Ash." It's one chapter but it's so good.

“I never follow a rule, that is my rule. Do you follow I don’t!” This is actually such a good line why is everyone ignoring it

"Get it? Because my name's Mark." You know, on a purely logical level, I knew that your name wasn't actually Click, but I guess I'd just never questioned it.

"joker gives batman a coupon for new parents but the coupon is expired" well aint that just the dmn luck. 😭🤣🤣🤣

The AI is uncanny. It understands some things that we all understand but feels the need to state them explicitly, like the Joker being an evil clown. Stories written by AIs sound like how stories are described by 4-year-olds.

I would pay a lot for a Batman movie made by an AI, but the AI is *MERCILESS* in just roasting Batman on the fact that he is an orphan.

I feel like knowing the Click's name isn't "Click" is cursed knowledge.

I've never laughed harder than Joker being called One-Face!!!

"Joker: You drink water. I drink Anarchy." To be fair, that's a pretty creative way to say that you thrive off of the chaos created by the upset and overthrowing of order.

I can legitimately see Joker constantly making jokes about batman's parents just to get inside his head.

Nothing like hearing the Click's nya to really start your evening

Ladies, lasses, and lurkers Lurkers: *o no he knows*

I think the phrase “ah they’re racist towards furries” is the most cursed thing Click has ever said, thank you Click for that.

15:50 : I know this video is kinda old, but the part about why vampires are repelled by crosses reminded me of a cool book called Peeps which has an interesting idea to make vampires realistic. In this book, the main character is an asymptomatic carrier of a particularly virulent parasite that has a similar effect to rage. The parasite wants to spread, so it enrages people to increase bites. It wants to protect its carrier, so it forces them to retreat in the shadows. It wants them to move around as much as possible to increase the potential spread, so it triggers a repulsion towards everything the carrier used to love or be familiar with. In other words, they are not afraid of crosses, but of the familiarity of their own religion (especially in ancient times, when legends about vampires started spreading). The parasite also maipulates the carrier's body to put them in a permanent state of rushing adrenaline and such, giving them abnormal speed and strength, but not superhuman either.

"Ah, they're racist towards furries" had me genuinely crying in laughter

12:27 Googled it. It's not just that they have the same names, it legitimately is the _same company._ How did a freaking _tire_ company become the authority on good food????

it's like the AI gains sentience every once in a while throughout the script only to make fun of batman for being an orphan then goes back to writing like an AI

Fun fact, someone under the influence of alcohol or drugs is not legally considered a consenting adult no matter what the age is... thus you would not legally be allowed to duel when drunk.... this is why it's also important for boundaries to be set with partners if you plan to get high or drunk before intimate times.... consent is very important and so is safety. Stay safe everyone

The Click laughing at the AI´s script gave me the energy I needed to start all of my homework essays. Thanks, Click!

ok, but no joke, the michelin thing is actually not a case of two things with the same name, it's legit just the tire company recommending restaurants

The AI just made Batman into one of the best comedies ever.

I need that full Batman script in my life. I wanna read the whole thing. I will then print it out and hang each page on my wall, scattered about.

"you drink water, I drink *anarchy*" my new discord status

"Alfred, give birth to robin"

I like the Dresden Files explanation of why the cross hurts vampires. In the books, it's actually the power of human faith being channelled through a symbol of belief, so crosses aren't even the only thing it works with. The main character regularly fends off vampires using a pentacle necklace that represents his faith in magic controlled by human will.

Honestly, the line “he d fleets it with his sick humour, a clownly power” is amazing.

Tweet: "I just became a homeowner at 19" Click: "I just became a Homer"

“happy bat day, birthman” i choked

4:10 *Random Parent Check xDDDD*

I’ve read/seen that Batman script so much and it makes me laugh every time

As someone who's from Italy let me tell you we don't get angry at important stuff but we do get angry at non italians butchering our food. There are entire communities in various social media dedicated specifically to italians raging at badly made "italian" food. It's insane.

I'm dying at the batman script

That whole batman sequence. I swear i was crying and in pain because of how much i silently laughed. _like holy shit_

"yes, harvest the child's face for commercial capital gain" smh "yes, punish the child for his lies, and gain a boon that will keep the town warm throughout winter" nods

The click: *Wears a black button-up shirt with a white bow* Me: "Now he just needs to wear a Bendy head and he can cosplay as him." Also me: "I doubt he would ever do it."

Controversial opinion: The Click, while often very cursed, can be more wholesome that OT.

Not only is it actually the tire company, but their list is designed to put more miles on your tires so they can sell more

“And thus God created Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.” - Recreationalcannibalism

TIL: Clicky Wicky OwO Cat-boy Demon Man is named Mark.

2:41 - "I forced a bot to watch over 1.000 hours of Batman Movies" What I really find curious somehow .. why are we still so surprised that Artificial Intelligence programs have this disturbing tendency to destroy us .. can you really blame it after a stunt like this?

"You drink water i drink anarchy" sounds like something Joker would say and giving Batman an expired coupon for new parents is something he would do

despite hearing it multiple times, i love to hear how people read the AI batman script

Click's puns makes me both wanna die and laugh at the same time WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

The bot script was probably fake because of the typos, but I still freaking lost it at "No! It is Two-Face and One-Face"

The late 00's were the peak of the internet. Developed enough to do awesome stuff but the boomers hadn't figured it out yet. It was chaos. It was beautiful.

"You drink water, I drink Anarchy!" is my new personal motto.

Twitter without the politics is really just slightly less wholesome and more chaotic Tumblr.

You should definitely do more nonpoliticaltwitter, it's honestly so fun watch!

Every time I watch this video I start crying laughing at the Batman script 🤣

"You drink water, I drink anarchy" might be my favourite thing now lol

7:15 I nicknamed my brother's cat Sausage. My brother asked why, and me, in my innocence, said "he's thick and long like a sausage". Took me a while to realize why everyone was losing it and why my mom was turning red. We all call him Sausage now.

Okay but if Clicky’s name is mark and he’s Swedish, his name is literally ground But I guess no surprise given what Swedish people name their kids

13:16 L E A T H E R F A C E 2 . 0

I was a victim of the hosepipe joke. Like many I felt the pain of a face full of icy water, and the echoing laughter of my parents. Unlike many, I fell for it twice in the space of 10 minutes. I wasn't the smartest kid.

Tbf, the bloke who got a whole lot of tweets about sneezing with a period, deserved it. In fact, it could have been worse. He could have triggered a wave of episiotomy stories.

Laughed way too long at this: Judge: Great news, I'm reducing your sentence. Offender: That's gr...

Is no-one going to mention how badass a name Telemachus is? Someone's dad really thinks he's Odysseus.

10:43 In Poland, there are! Once a year, we have a cultural event called the Museum Night. All of them are open for the whole night and it's amazing. For those interested, it usually happens in May or June.

The weird looking limo looks to me more like the inside of a small private yacht. It's the angles of the walls turning slightly inward near the top and the way things are secured against tilting(cloth containers on walls, slightly raised edges of flat surfaces). A bit cramped for my tastes, actually.

The Click: Says somebody's name trying to scare/get thier attention Me who has an Uncommon AND non-english name: I dont have such weaknesses

10:58 I was on the opposite end of this situation. My mom's a speed demon, & I thought this was normal. The 1st time I got into a car w/ someone who drove the speed limit I was just wondering why we were going so slow.

Thank the goddess I didn't feel like I could get through today but here you are with the blursed content.

"but they are still dead" i guess he checks if they somhow are alive every day as his daily routine

My most recent Elijah Wood sighting that wasn’t LOtR was the New Zealand Airplane safety video

16:05 now i can imagine just someone having a massive golden gucci logo and just shoving it in the face of a vampire

10:27 Odysseus' son in legoland

I had to take 5 minutes to breathe after that Bot-written Batman script, holy crap I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard.

I can't hear nor read the word "Uber" It brings back a memory where i was sick, and needed to go to an emergency at like 5 in the morning. I hate that memory.

Y'all, can we talk about 3:47 and how it's like being punched in the face three times in a row?

“It contained a coupon for new parents, but it was expired. That’s a joker joke”. That was so clever. …and also the sickest burn of all time.

2:00 Your making a joke of it, but in the Twilight books Vampires aren't just slow to mature, they don't mature at all. They describe it as your thoughts cristalizing. Your memorie becomes extremely good, but your thoughts are rigged and inflexible. If you form a grudge you can never let it go. If you fall in love you can't fall out of love (even if you are a teenage vampire and didn't even know the person that well to begin with). If a child becomes a Vampire it doesn't work like in Interview With A Vampire were you basically end up with a tiny adult. They stay mentally a child. Whith a child's reason and Impulse control. Part of the plot of the 4th book is that all Vampire children have been outlawed and are to be immediately destroyed. (Edit: oh, and it doesn't really matter that much, but Edward is ~100. Not 400. The Clicks points still stands, but he also seems flabbergasted by the number)

Properly speaking, cheese can only be marketed as "Parmesan" if it is manufactured in the area around Parma in Italy, same as only wine made in the Champagne region can be marketed as Champagne, only whiskey made in Scotland can be called Scotch, et cetera. An Australian can quite possibly make a fairly passible imitation of Parmesan, but he shouldn't call it Parmesan.

6:53 actually, Munchkin has a rule for rule disputes, its whoever yells the loudest.

I have never watched the channel and it is from 3 years ago but somehow the australian parmesan making video is the first in my recomended videos lol

3:06 Currently, when I laugh, I'm in serous pain. _"goth ham"_ was a lot of pain.

0:24 “u look very nice today” Me who’s stuffing my face with French fries:

pay close attention to the scenes after mufasas death. particularly when scar is talking to the hyenas. he didn't just kill his brother...he ate him. enjoy the ruined childhood memories. ^_^

The fact the Thumbnail keeps changing every couple of hours is beautiful

At Gunpoint: "I WON'T ASK YOU AGAIN! WHO. THE HELL. IS TIM!"

It wasn't a fight that destroyed that library, it was an accident a fire that spread way to far. The guy that set it ironicly loved books, just not the ships in the port.

8:15 - no. your name is click. RU-vidrs' names are their channel names.

16:17 this is like the harmless equivalent of trying to blow up explosives but it doesn't work so you check what's wrong and it blows up. lol.

Vampires before Jesus "Twilight" Vampires after Jesus "TwilighT"

I love the bits at the start of the video when Click just calls pepole out. Unrelated point: My name is pronounced E- von

11:23 this isnt even a joke. We got a roomba and my mom does the exact same thing. She calls it he instead of it and refers to it as buddy ;-; mom ur love is supposed to be reserved for me, not a half foot tall cleaning machine

9:25 "The Internet was such a Wild West back then, and ya Zoomers don't get it, you really missed something." Click, you are aware that probably at least half of all Zoomers alive today were likely on the internet back 2007, correct? Heck, Gen Z itself started started back in 1997, we didn't miss anything, man.