r/NuclearRevenge - Life Altering Karma 💀 

And the "it turns me on cause I like straight guys" on top of that... 🤮

Get yourself an asexual We don't need to cheat, all we need is garlic bread and mario kart

Yes!! Ugh and the horrible irony that the guy who was apparently “concerned” about that was the one actually cheating to the most disgusting degree

​@@Fenrigalo Ok but if I find you in a passionate make out session with the garlic bread you're out, nothing gets between me and garlic bread 😤

​@@Fenrigalo Garlic breaad 😩

If I was a teacher I would have no choice but to have class outside 🤢

Legit made me gag slightly when I read this comment, and finding Click explaining this made it SO much worse 😂

what is this mysterious swedish substance??

@@thatweirdgay-69420it is fermented salted fish that has an extremely strong rotten egg odor. It’s considered one of the stinkiest foods in the world and I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to eat on planes (though that could also be because it’s so pressurized since it’s in a can)

ive never smelled this stuff, but I grew up in a little town just east of new orleans, so mardi gras, well they sell this stink bombs at the parades, and they have sulfur in them so they smell like rotten eggs, everyday single day for over 6 months someone broke them and it would cause them to have to empty the school because the smell was that bad. When they are dropped outside, its back but not as bad as inside a classroom

Satan Click is a whole army! :3

​@@DasHeino2010I like the implication that an army is an upgrade from a meal.

Me: I generally find a lack of facial hair to be more attractive. Smiling Click: *exists* Me: Well, I didn't say always.

:'D click single handedly shook up my whole attractiveness profile

@@ArcanineEspeon me personally I like my steak American military, but I'll also accept medium rare

I feel so bad for OP in that story. Not only is their life in pieces, they have to worry about STIs because the jerk didn't use protection, and they basically got played as a sucker for trying to better someone they cared about. The ending for the ex of the ex was sad and I hope that person's family live with their guilt forever

Awww that's so relatable haha

😲 how old do you think they were?

@@ArcanineEspeon i think about My age (teenager)

I took an emotional support demon to work and one of my co-workers screamed EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DEMON and then we spent our break talking about how much we love The Click and our other co-workers were all WTF???!?

I can't wait to take mine with me to study abroad, I'm going to make a picture book of him in all the places I go :)

Rule one for doing crimes on the internet is don't use your work laptop!

Say it with me, folks: NDA~!

@@eustacia03rivaled only by “don’t film your crimes.” A lot of people don’t know that one

@@Gloomdrake It's the new rule number one that's so obvious anyone with any sense in them didn't even realise it needed to be a rule until they saw it broken.

One of the reasons I use public domain icons on my online accounts instead of a pic of me or my pets. What, you thought I was really an aroace dragon? Well, I am.... just not physically.

That's just Gerard Way

⁠@@andreaseverin1346werard gay

Demotional suppemo ort

​@@andreaseverin1346take me back to my teenage years why dontcha lmao

I would buy that plushie.

Starting point is definitely "equal opportunity punishment" aka false accuse them of the crime then get the sentence they would have received.

@@fiyahquacker2835 Unfortunately, it's harder to prove someone did do something like SA than that they didn't. If you punish people as harshly for merely making an accusation as you do the actual crime, you'll imprison victims of crimes solely because the crime committed couldn't be proven. As unfair as it is for some individuals to falsely accuse others, it's much more unjust to imprison people who are victims of a crime for coming forward. That will deter these actual victims from reporting the criminals who harmed them. The only people that helps is the perpetrators. False accusations are serious if proven, and there are laws against it in the US--I don't know if you're in the US or elsewhere. In the U.S., knowingly making a false accusation can result in jail time. So unless you genuinely think victims should be imprisoned if they lose the cases against the individuals who victimized them, this is clearly not how things should work.

​@brassbuckles Well, keep in mind that the crime would still have to be proven beyond a shadow of the doubt, meaning enough actual evidence that the accusations were false. And while it is a crime, it's rarely prosecuted just because it would make actual victims more afraid to come forward. I do think that making false accusations like these, when proveable (airtight alibi/multiple witnesses/confessions of the lie) should be a bigger deal, with more prosecutions and higher sentences. Especially because accusations like that can ruin someone's life even when disproven. In the court of public opinion, it's Guilty until Damn we couldn't prove it but...

@@fusemaster Hold on just a second there. You're trying to explain the US legal system to me, when I live in the US. That's your first mistake. My original comment was much longer, but I edited it down because I thought it was fairly obvious how a victim who made an accusation (justly, either because it happened and they misidentified the perpetrator, or because it happened and the perpetrator was nevertheless acquitted due to lack of evidence) might be held liable for a false accusation/lying to harm the perpetrator's reptuation based on the original commenter's statement. Just because one crime is proven false does not mean that nothing happened to the victim making the accusation. It could just be that the victim mistook two people for one another. In other words, they could falsely accuse someone by accident, but the crime still happened and therefore someone out there is still guilty. When a person is put on trial, they aren't guilty unless the evidence shows they have committed it, beyond a reasonable doubt (not beyond a shadow of a doubt, which isn't a legal term and would mean something quite different). That does not mean a crime wasn't committed, only that evidence doesn't show, according to a jury, that this particular person committed it. It also may be the case that the defendant is guilty, but is acquitted due to insufficient evidence (because even though they committed the crime, there wasn't enough evidence, or evidence was destroyed, or the blame was pinned on the victim--which is a thing that happens--and the jury bought into that story, etc.). So it's still not okay to turn around and punish the accuser in that instance (which is kind of what the original comment is calling for). If it's proven that the person is lying/making a false accusation, they'll be punished, but no, it's not to the same degree as it would be had they subverted someone else's bodily autonomy. And it shouldn't be. Attacking someone and overriding their bodily consent is a different crime than lying about someone out of spite/whatever reason. For that matter, most of the people who would lie about it probably need help with their mental health more than they need jail. The reason the US court system works on an "innocent until proven guilty" basis--unlike some other court systems globally, which assume the opposite--is because our nation's founders deemed it worse to put an innocent person in prison than to let a guilty person go free. I'm not here to go into depth on that topic, although I certainly could. Regardless, because of how our court system is set up, it's meant to be harder to prove someone did do something than that they didn't. Which means that, when victims of SA do come forward, it's rare for them to win a trial, if a trial even happens. And that also means that, under some basis where we have to put victims in jail for lying when they lose a court case, we'd have a lot of innocent people in jail precisely because they were victims, but either misidentified someone or just couldn't prove to the satisfaction of a jury that the perpetrator harmed them. I do think people lying about these things is serious, but at the same time, most women who are victims (and likely an even higher percentage of men who are victims) already don't want to come forward. If you suddenly made it possible that if they came forward and lost a trial (a trial that all too often doesn't even happen even when the perpetrator is known and may be a serial offender), they'd be the ones going to jail, then how exactly do you think that looks?

@@brassbuckles woah there, settle down a bit, I mostly agree with you! I would only want what I said to apply to obvious false claims, IE the accuser confesses to lying, or other incontrivertible evidence. Anjela Uromova in Pennsylvania is a good recent example. And I don't think that the punishment should be quite as severe as actual SA, but it obviously needs to be a bit more severe than it is, because while not as bad as violently taking someone's autonomy, It can and HAS taken quite a lot from INNOCENT people. SA is abhorrent and I think in some cases the consequences should be MORE severe, and prioritizing the needs of actual victims, and encouraging them to come forward is paramount, but I still think there should be a stronger message that if you're LYING; not mistaken, or theres not quite enough evidence, but outright fabrication, that there will be consequences for that.

knew the guy was a red flag when he said he wanted to get with a straight guy. anyone who fetishizes bi people like that always turn out to be nasty.

right? he was in a relationship with the Ryan dude for 7.5 YEARS. imagine being emotionally vulnerable to a new kind of relationship, supporting that partner, then being betrayed and being put at serious risk of STIs due to the pos not using protection. i would just go run away to the woods for at least a year if that happened to me

The fact that they had a seemingly good relationship is what's really gonna do that. There was no signs. No cold shoulder, no getting pushed away or acting shaddy. That'll screw with ya.

​@MillieBlackRose you're so so right. That's what messed me up most about my ex-esposo (ex-husband), was how _good_ it was before he purposely sunk the ship, so to speak. It wasn't the angry words or harsh actions that made me cry years later, it was how I'd never even known I could love like that (and I'd been engaged for 3 years previously), how it was pretty much exactly how the story described tbh. What killed me later was how we'd hold hands from the front and back passenger seats in cars without even thinking because we didn't want to be apart more than absolutely necessary. How he slept in the hospital bed next to me after my surgery and I barely needed a nurse because he did everything. How the nurses didn't try to make him leave after the first night because he was so protective of me and clearly knew what he was doing (we both worked in medicine). It was going through my next surgery, over 3x as intensive, completely alone that fucked me up. I'm healed now, thank the Fates, a ton of internal work. I feel so much for the OP who got fucked over so hard by Ryan. I really hope he finds love again.

@@MillieBlackRose It really does, a lot. I just had my own 10 year relationship end suddenly a few months ago, just like that. It's like a bad dream. You keep thinking you'll wake up and it'll be fine and everyhting will be okay again, but it never will be. What truly breaks my heart is our Dog who is turning 5 this year, who is losing his other parent forever and doesnt know why.

Yeah, my close friends saw that I'm kind and good tempered because I know how to really hurt people and I choose not too. They saw what happen to someone who makes me want to hurt them. I can only guess it's mostly the same thing with most kind people.

@@vcool122 I think my point was more about how much it takes to get a kind person to flip - and also how much they invested which will make them feel even more betrayed (and rightfully so). But I can see where you're coming from.

It’s a good quote. I first heard it from my Doctor

First story is also a good at showing how easily online information can be found if you dont protect your privacy

You know what they say, "A thief thinks every man steals."

Lutefisk really doesn't smell or taste much of anything.

@@-Devy- Oh I only know about it because of "King of The Hill" A character eats an entire serving dish of it and says "This stuff stinks" but keeps eating.

The thing is there will always be people who don't believe stories because something big or wild happened. Like stuff doesn't happen in real life. They're kill joys.

@@MillieBlackRose Let's be honest, you could say you made the best sandwiches you've ever made and your whole family loved them, and someone somewhere would decide to accuse you of making the story up. There's still a whole crowd of people who think bare naked cynicism with no substance is clever.

"To be properly cynical is to be even skeptical of cynicism as well." Is a quote by my friend about people who doubt everything instead of taking the labor to figure it out themselves. I have a habit of saying "everything in moderation, including moderation."

@@Gormathius yeah. They think just because some things are made up that means everything is made up.

false accusations are so diabolical wrong. They damage the life of the accused forever and people who actually go through this lose their credibility :/

Honestly going to jail probably would have been the least of his worries

Jail is unlikely with no proof. Losing his job, his reputation, possibly friends too? Yeah, that's more likely. So, literally their livelihood.

@@lethfuil The reputation hurts the most. You know hard it is to shake something like that?

@@Darkloid21 Uh, yeah. I wasn't saying that's not the case, just that jail isn't likely, but that it still could ruin his life for now.

yeah i feel the same there was a time that i was so afraid to get recognized on social media i had diffrent personalities during the week as to not get recognized (probably a bit of anxiety also) even now i have 3 diffrent email and online acounts so seeing people completly posting everything online is weird to me hope this wasnt too much of a traumadump and have a nice day -tinytinus

Just get an unsearchable legal name! You can't even find me with full first, middle, last, and address, because it exclusively brings up info about a bakery in another country. it's pretty sweet. I also don't have social media tho so there's that. (RU-vid only counts if you're a creator, fight me)

Did you just turn TLDR into "Teel Deer"?? Now that's some boneappleteeth if I've ever seen it but I actually kind of like it more.

@@Avendesora I endorse Avendesora’s methods!

Teel Deer is lol

I believe you mean the gay cheater. There was a bisexual victim of a gay cheater who had a thing for "straight" guys. Kinda puts a dent in some harmful stereotypes about bi people, eh? Sloots are sloots and that is that. But yeah, really is the cherry on top of the shirt sundae, to not show the slightest trace of concern for his innocent victims. Sickening, malicious, wildly irresponsible behavior.

the cheater wasn't bisexual, the guy cheated on was. truly makes it ironic since the cheater said that bisexual people were more likely to cheat. projecting at its finest.

@@elise441 oh shit, you're right.

Raw is law!

The sad part is someone passed away. Cheating is horrible but no one should die out of petty.

I have space toys on my shelves my brother and I played with as kids. We were very close. He had an accident years ago and now has very severe brain trauma. He practically is gone and waiting for surgery that might improve his situation a little, but he'll never recover. Those toys, while looking a bit worse for wear to a stranger, are completely irreplaceable to me because they are direct links to the good memories we had before the accident. So if anyone would break them out of malice it will probably go very bad for them.

I really wonder why it is so difficult for some people to just... not be a**holes ? Like that legally-blind guy who cheated on his partner with half of the d*mn city ? I get being h*rny but can you not simply j*rk it off like regular people !? That story broke my heart, the OP was so devoted to the relationship... can't believe dude would rather ruin a relationship with such a teddybear for quick hookups rather than just committing to the relationship. I hope he cries himself to sleep every night.

Same bro. Same 😅

I also feel its kinda like 'if you go round being nasty to everyone then one day you will be nasty to the wrong person' and 'if you go round being nice to everyone then one day you will be nice to the right person' thing

If you fuck around enough times, it is statisically guaranteed that you will find out.

Aside from the fact that it doesn't work that way.

🙂‍↕️

​@helenselby9693 if you're religious, God says that whenever you do something good for someone, you've done something good to him. And whenever you do something bad to someone, unprovoked, you do something bad to him.

avenged.

We need more firecracker revenge stories. Though I guess that's basically what r/TraumatizeThemBack is about.

Its classic projection

pun intended?

Agreed.

I hope this doesn't lead to any fallout between us...

@@voltrya6844exactly

​@@wozaowfallout: New Vegas

Aww, hope your friend is doing ok. That’s awful 💙

Yeah, that felt kinda gross to me, too. Like, dude, don't *fetishize* someone's sexuality like that. I probably feel a bit stronger about it since my currently-ex is also bi and I'd be pissed if anyone treated him that way.

😂😂 omg I love how much that reference spoke to me

People seem to have gotten in their heads that everything everywhere should be catered to their exact liking. It's honestly bizarre.

Also while losing your scholarship can be really serious it does not compare to being found guilty of naughty offences.

I think also the initial story didn't seem to offer any definitive proof that the student's allegations were false. I had to pause the vid there and will have to finish it later, so I don't know if any was offered later. But I know I want more than just "she didn't like me for some reason" to be sure the allegations were actually false.

​@@HobGungan how does one even prove something like that false in an internet story without revealing any personal details?

​@@HobGungan yeah this could have easily just been a predator getting revenge on someone for making an accusation against them, so I'm a little hesitant to be on his side with so little information. Theres not much he can do to prove his case though. Like, if we take him at his word, why shouldn't we take her at her word? If we assume she's lying, why couldn't he be lying? Theres just no way to tell for sure. Grtting revenge on someone for accusing you is just really really sketchy af though, and exactly what a predator would do...

I wouldn’t even call the first story a “villain arc” that was just a straight up legal career murder. B.e.a.utiful

Imma be honest, this comment made me laugh harder than all the others combined 🤣🤣

In my school someone used butyric acid (what gives rancid butter and vomit their lovely fragrances)

@@michaeltempsch5282 oh goodie!

I wonder who will be the first one to use thioacetone 💀

terrorism ahh kinda prank

Is that a fermented fish dish???

The professor story concerns me, like it reads like some kind of weird power fantasy. I 100% agree that false accusations hurt everyone involved but I don't know, the way he was so vague about everything just feels...off. I genuinely hope that it was a work of fiction and not a real person ending up homeless

I think you made the better decision not to get revenge ive been wronged by a lot of people in my life and by seeking healing vs revenge I feel better about myself like I never stooped to their level and became a better person than they could ever be. I hope you find healing and I hope you allow yourself to love yourself first and allow yourself to love another heart open again and it's for someone worth your love it's hard once our hearts have been broken that isn't even a strong enough word but broken like that but even if it's 10 15yrs into the relationship or you are 82 that you take the leap because we only live once and love is worth it.

@@anitacrumbly Thank you for such kind words. I hope you have a life as wonderful as you are ♡

Penetrates your every cell and might cause furry mutations

Ah, the prawn revenge was later in the video. I do understand the confusion though, as prawn sounds a lot like pawrn. (I am being silly.)

It was a customised gunpla, MG the O. The O is a pretty rare and expensive kit and the customisations would have added a lot of extra time.

to be fair, my aunt went the opposite way.. cheated with her boyfriend's son.. and yes, she already had a child with the boyfriend, so now the son's half-brother is his "stepfather" (not by marriage tho and I hope they never will. It started crumbling apart). She also has older son from different relationship and he is only 2 years younger than her current boyfriend..

@@Daesma999 Oh my gosh, that is so complicated and confusing.

@@banana9347 ikr? He's huge red flag and now she finally sees it.. she woul've been better off with his father. He at least didn't sexually harass me and was overly nice, approachable and not this bipolar.. (I'm 6 years younger than her current boyfriend, so I'm kinda in his age range but I was a minor back then, so uuuhhh.. no. And it was only verbally + one D pic.. nothing that serious beside death threats when I made fun of him and rejected him - how else you react to D pic, am I right?)

@@Daesma999 I’m so sorry. I hope you’re doing better now and your aunt leaves that piece of crap. Have a nice day!

@@banana9347 oh yeah, I do. Thanks for your concern. I never take these losers that seriously and don't let the get in my head because they feed the troll at that point, haha. Have a nice day as well! ^^

you're so real for that

I’m studying for a Social exam I have in a few hours.

Omg I'm drawing rn too!

Omg yes!! Its so Nice!

@@RonanDahlman-ci1ql good luck!! :)

yep, people who aren't used to it will likely throw up when the can is opened because it's just that vile

Yup. Very suspicious story.

I have to admit I was wondering the whole time whether the (fairly benign) allegations were false. I know that’s the problem with false accusations and is why they’re so insidious, but I really felt torn about whether I was supporting this guy for attacking someone who makes life harder for real victims and feeling sorry for the girl that tried to point out creepy behaviour that made her uncomfortable.

LMAO So what, if he doesn't know her motivations other than what he stated, that she just didn't seem to like him, do you want him to fabricate a better motivation just to satisfy your curiosity? Get fkn real!

It did make me uneasy that the story was basically "The system is so f****d I was able to get this student to lose her scholarship and have to live in her car in direct retribution for her reporting me for sexual misconduct without anyone catching it -- but don't worry, the accusation was fake, so she totally had it coming and also it's totally fine that I have that level of unsupervised power."

He doesn't need to add what they would "gain" as the reason was they didn't like him, often times false accusers do NOT have something to gain

I have a fair bit of hope for how the child will turn out as well. They’ve just learned one of the most important lessons an entitled brat has to learn: actions have consequences.

Oof that sounds rough. Hope you feel better now ❤

Staring into your soul, he is.

hermit crabs need to be more independent fr

"Hey I have this insecurity you might want something I can't give you." IT'S A PHOBIA!!!!

@@mallninja9805 I'm very confused by this comment

​@@mallninja9805that's not even what was talked about. Implying or saying that someone will cheat or is prone to cheating just because they are bisexual is biphobia.

​@@mallninja9805 That... is not what they said? What?

@@mallninja9805 It was literally a projection of his own cheating nature onto a group of people. If the situation was about race instead of preference you'd see why it's clearly a form of bigotry rather than a valid concern. It might be an insecurity of Ryan, but that is something he should process and grow from on his own and is not an excuse to hold harmful beliefs about groups of people. It certainly didn't excuse the massive betrayal of trust which he committed against his then life-partner.

I thought you said "desktop" instead of "Posted" lmao (I just woke up so I can't read properly yet)

@@KadeoAVvalentine dyslaxative

​@@AngryUga aren't we all..

@@itswindyhere _yes_

Agree. Thats why I don't believe in any gods. Christian god, you can do any horrendous thing in this life but if you believe in me I will forgive you. Isn't it great of god to forgive someone for something they did to some other poor sod. Suffer for a last life you cannot remember without knowing what you did. All gods are a bit mental

Nom nom nom

All hail father

Do the individual heads have names? Are they Huey, Dewey and Louie?

⁠@@stankmcdankton6204 that’s perfect, they should be called Huey Dewey and Louie

What happened to patience is a virtue?

Answers! We need answers!!

​@@stoopyblooberriUwU sued by disney

Revenge porn is considered a crime in several states too, but even if it is a crime doesn't mean it still can't wreck a life.

Unfortunately, in the US, it’s only illegal in 48 states and DC.

@@gilded_lady that is true, but at least the victims of it have a legal way to punish that person. Hope more states and countries pick that up being a crime.

​@@tzarsalad Wait, do you know which states?

​@@OvyoxrzGoogle "states where revenge porn is illegal"

Warhammer and Gunpla are as expensive as it gets until you hit Lego TBF

Yep. One of my middle school teachers got fired due to false accusations. They were both verifiably false because with the first student she wasn't in school on the day in question, and he was verifiably on the other side of the country with the second. Meanwhile the teacher who nearly had a kid die in her room due to asthma? She still works there decades later. Another student had to intervene to get her medical care.

I wanna way thank you for this, because it's very needed to feel Valid when Family doesn't do so, soooooo thank you and happy pride !! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

@@Molly_Dollyy774 You're very welcome 💜 This is the exact reason why I write this comment every time. I want to be the weird aroace auntie that always supports everyone lol

@nathryl03 And I a Trans Lesbian unable to Transition due to my Situation... I'm very thankful you do^^ Again happy pride month !!

@@Molly_Dollyy774 Happy Pride to you too 💜