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r/Nuclearrevenge "This is How I Committed Murder" 

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@rSlash
@rSlash 5 лет назад
WARNING: This story is intense. Don't watch unless you want to listen to someone describe murder!
@mattai075
@mattai075 5 лет назад
LAWD!
@wetpizza5363
@wetpizza5363 5 лет назад
1700 people are broken they didn't like the vid
@MarioLuigi13579
@MarioLuigi13579 5 лет назад
can you pin this comment so it doesnt show up at the way bottom
@starryskies4607
@starryskies4607 5 лет назад
oh J E S U S--
@Cemetery._Lady
@Cemetery._Lady 5 лет назад
*le gasp*
@drunkolxea8682
@drunkolxea8682 5 лет назад
"Rip their f-ing throat out" also r/slash "passionatly hug"
@kt27066
@kt27066 5 лет назад
Xeastrao Valkyrie passionately**
@obi501
@obi501 5 лет назад
Hug passionately
@anotherviewer957
@anotherviewer957 5 лет назад
Rip 2:54
@fredrickfazberington
@fredrickfazberington 5 лет назад
i ruined 69 comments, now i'm ruining 699 likes, there you go!
@mixitup6805
@mixitup6805 5 лет назад
800 likes!
@CaitlinSydney
@CaitlinSydney 4 года назад
I love how chill the first story guy is- "I had to put my parents' murder on hold" like how you would say you had to put vacation plans on hold or something. It gives me chills.
@hajnalcsillaghauck2464
@hajnalcsillaghauck2464 4 года назад
He is most likly become more or less socihopatic because of his family. I just hope he can live the rest of his life without incident. Also.... the fact that he got away with it and just live somewhere in the world is scary (sorry for my grammer, english not my first language)
@arithecat8819
@arithecat8819 4 года назад
I literally get more stressed when i decide ti take a shit a few minutes later than i planned
@Voicegoblin
@Voicegoblin 4 года назад
Wait is it not normal to plan out the murder of specific shitty people who happen to be related by blood?
@pugtie4695
@pugtie4695 4 года назад
The ending of the story where he talks about his grandmother passing made him realize how quickly loved ones can disappear and this is my way of saying I love, he has to mentally be thinking about his sister not his grandmother and killing her was his way of saying I love you sis. And that's why he holds the calibration of his grandmother's death I am not saying what he did was write and if this is fake then props for telling a satisfying revenge story. I'm just trying to make some sense of the ending. Oh yes it does sound like putting a vacation on hold.
@pugtie4695
@pugtie4695 4 года назад
@@Voicegoblin Yes. Yes it is and the funny and/or scary part at least to me is that some go through with it. And by yes I mean it is normal. Heck I've thought about it over the years heck sometimes I can't even tell if I'm still sane enough to not go through with it. IDK I do have restraint but if I ever do snap it would be just like this guy losing a loved one.
@ResidentEvilFan1123
@ResidentEvilFan1123 5 лет назад
Dad: I'm dying... I need a kidney transplant OP: **Sips tea** such a shame
@benslater3588
@benslater3588 5 лет назад
OP: **signing off a will to give inheritance to himself** if only someone would be kind enough to donate an organ now that would be wholesome.
@BrownieBatterKing
@BrownieBatterKing 5 лет назад
@@benslater3588 STONKS
@allysonchen4286
@allysonchen4286 5 лет назад
LMAO
@kos2919
@kos2919 5 лет назад
@@benslater3588 sometimes hatred can overcome greed
@maidkastrat_lwered_bih97
@maidkastrat_lwered_bih97 5 лет назад
lol
@crayzay925
@crayzay925 4 года назад
Best way to sum up that last story: “Long live the king"
@tpruben5177
@tpruben5177 4 года назад
Hamilton be like
@Chris-zi6uu
@Chris-zi6uu 4 года назад
Lol
@MGMAFiend
@MGMAFiend 4 года назад
The best way to sum up the last story: Fabricated.
@Nature-and-Paint-Ambiance
@Nature-and-Paint-Ambiance 4 года назад
"Child's trauma processing..."
@commanderstorm8874
@commanderstorm8874 4 года назад
Sabaton?
@ChaosSolak
@ChaosSolak 5 лет назад
*Sister lives in harsh conditions, is abused so hard she kills herself.* Family: *Grandmother dies.* Family: What a tragedy, let's have an annual ceremony about this person who prompted a young girl to burn herself to death and watched her do it without remorse.
@ReallyKeepingFictional
@ReallyKeepingFictional 5 лет назад
Well, I'm pretty sure the rest of the family followed along with stigmatizing the sister since she was an illegitimate birth, so they were more focused on the grandmother's death than her life.
@raccoonyew4149
@raccoonyew4149 5 лет назад
It's also probably fake. Anyone can make a story up on Reddit. It just depends on how convincing you can make it. And no I'm not saying that all Reddit story are fake.
@ReallyKeepingFictional
@ReallyKeepingFictional 5 лет назад
@@raccoonyew4149 Fair enough
@Demonslayer20111
@Demonslayer20111 5 лет назад
@@raccoonyew4149 yeah maybe. But it very well might be true. All the signs are there, throwaway account, after statute of limitations for Sweden, no extradition treaty between Sweden and Syria, so nothing would happen even if he was identified. Based on 2008 date. And I know that I would personally consider and even plan it if that happened to me. Not so sure about actually doing it
@sawyerawr5783
@sawyerawr5783 4 года назад
@@Demonslayer20111 And it is Syria. I don't mean that in a derogatory way simply that their culture is different than what we know/are accustomed too. I don't want to use the term Honor Killing because that's not what this is...but it's what comes to mind. a more pure form of honor killing in a way.
@marionthebarbarian4734
@marionthebarbarian4734 5 лет назад
R/slash: passionately hug Also r/slash: so here's a story about murdering my grandmother
@JohnTheRecoilJunkie
@JohnTheRecoilJunkie 5 лет назад
Yeah, no point trying to monetize this one.
@PunakiviAddikti
@PunakiviAddikti 5 лет назад
Murder, theft and arsen is fine, but you don't speak about sex with Mr. RU-vid's family friendly police.
@emersonhernandez8476
@emersonhernandez8476 5 лет назад
Grandma:make sister kill herself OP: right back at you buckaroo
@randomcat9314
@randomcat9314 5 лет назад
Salvi50376 YT grandma: make sister kill herself OP: *puts hand on uno card* Grandma: shit
@kakashi6957
@kakashi6957 5 лет назад
XD a reverse card will undo her killing herself
@enter_feeling6042
@enter_feeling6042 5 лет назад
@@kakashi6957 he just does an +2 on her +2
@jadendodd8055
@jadendodd8055 5 лет назад
Salvi50376 YT Whips out reverse card
@markhughes5622
@markhughes5622 5 лет назад
Of someone just didn't like this... Their would have been 555 likes and 5 comments....
@Dr_Kyutoko
@Dr_Kyutoko 4 года назад
Is it just me... or does it seem like murder should belong in "supernova revenge" and not nuclear revenge? I just... it feels like "ruining someone's life" and "ending someone's life" belong in different subs...
@criticaldamage381
@criticaldamage381 4 года назад
U ruining life bad but Me ENDING SOMEONES LIFE
@cheesepoofs845
@cheesepoofs845 3 года назад
Or Singularity
@trustyrat8632
@trustyrat8632 3 года назад
Supernova is way worse than killing choking someone to death
@ATemplarIGuess
@ATemplarIGuess 3 года назад
@@trustyrat8632 like that guy who shot his wife's new husband with a shotgun for getting his son killed
@LordXalgeath
@LordXalgeath 3 года назад
Probably in r/blackholerevenge
@eclipze8408
@eclipze8408 5 лет назад
*grandma opens the door* OP: Swiggity swag get ready for the body bag
@DreamlandRoses
@DreamlandRoses 5 лет назад
Blue Lantern70 😂
@jestphoenix
@jestphoenix 5 лет назад
I laughed way too hard at this-
@adrinarosendo7836
@adrinarosendo7836 5 лет назад
I'm going to hell for laughing too hard at this 💀
@ninjakitten_
@ninjakitten_ 5 лет назад
Oh...
@InkyOwOComics
@InkyOwOComics 5 лет назад
This comment is magnificent
@lauraroseangel225
@lauraroseangel225 5 лет назад
Dying dad: I need this surgery to live Kid he abandoned and forgot about: *_sips tea_* sounds like a personal problem
@cuudlezsosuh937
@cuudlezsosuh937 5 лет назад
Laura Rose Angel don’t know if you watch My Hero Academia, but this seem like something Todoroki Shoto would do. Lol
@CatherinesClaws
@CatherinesClaws 5 лет назад
@@cuudlezsosuh937 absolutely
@eboy990
@eboy990 5 лет назад
@@cuudlezsosuh937 duh
@nicnebby7019
@nicnebby7019 5 лет назад
Lol
@naruto_hinata_xd5795
@naruto_hinata_xd5795 5 лет назад
I was sure rslash already had this story up
@Jessicahild123
@Jessicahild123 5 лет назад
Internet: We need you to find the difference between these two pictures Family Friendly Content Detailed Murder Story RU-vid: They are the same picture
@theyreontome6200
@theyreontome6200 4 года назад
They dont think so NOW because COPPA hasnt claimed this and we're still talking
@wlageg9460
@wlageg9460 4 года назад
Dry as toasts...
@omnikingzeno5520
@omnikingzeno5520 4 года назад
Also RU-vid: demonitize nice people
@Robby_sbr
@Robby_sbr 4 года назад
Pretty accurate.
@VK-jy3pi
@VK-jy3pi 4 года назад
RU-vid and Reddit : WE DID GREAT!
@missmillion3864
@missmillion3864 4 года назад
First story in a nutshell: Avenge the fallen. But in all seriousness, that first story was disgusting. That grandmother was a completely and truly disgusting, and she more than deserved the punishment.
@tykkebellis
@tykkebellis 2 года назад
i agree
@yourfavoritemushroom
@yourfavoritemushroom 2 года назад
Everyone is so calm about this like wtf??? But yes i agree, that grandmother deserved every bit of struggle she felt before the release of death.
@blackwatch2516
@blackwatch2516 Год назад
@@yourfavoritemushroom this is how the internet works.
@Spoggington
@Spoggington 5 лет назад
Grandma: *is the reason his sister is dead* OP: *kills grandma* Grandma: :0
@jevilthedeviljester747
@jevilthedeviljester747 5 лет назад
X0
@gentleduckaudios9870
@gentleduckaudios9870 5 лет назад
>:0
@lucien1171
@lucien1171 5 лет назад
;0
@thrustmaster647
@thrustmaster647 5 лет назад
Surprised pikachu face
@longpeen472
@longpeen472 5 лет назад
Wrong emoji x-xD
@crispypotato4727
@crispypotato4727 5 лет назад
OP: So I killed my grandmother. FBI: Meh, she deserved it.
@bpar32100
@bpar32100 5 лет назад
Eric Ni you are sick
@JohnTheRecoilJunkie
@JohnTheRecoilJunkie 5 лет назад
She kinda did tho.
@deathreed5671
@deathreed5671 5 лет назад
🔫AMERICA🔫FUCK🔫YEAH🔫
@Zamolxes77
@Zamolxes77 5 лет назад
FBI has no jurisdiction in Sweden. Furthermore crime was committed in Syria, I have no fucking idea who has jurisdiction there, except perhaps ISIS. And they would agree with OP.
@Gray13475
@Gray13475 5 лет назад
The Case would have to be worked through Interpol and it would multi-Jurisdictional. GSD and CSD in Syria. SÄPO, NFC, and Polismyndigheten in Sweden. Interpol as the Intermediary Agency.
@anyuser5788
@anyuser5788 5 лет назад
I feel so bad for the sister. My heart dropped when I heard “She lived and died miserably” 😪
@crystalgacha2218
@crystalgacha2218 5 лет назад
Yeah... I wish i could've helped
@arieldurantes1832
@arieldurantes1832 5 лет назад
But shes filth (quiet) litrally
@arieldurantes1832
@arieldurantes1832 5 лет назад
She was filth
@nikemegu1142
@nikemegu1142 5 лет назад
@@arieldurantes1832 no she wasnt
@insertwittynickname7830
@insertwittynickname7830 5 лет назад
Ariel Durantes bruh If you’re gonna be talking like that, you might as well call yourself filth
@SigilsOfSilence
@SigilsOfSilence 4 года назад
Where were you when grandmother die? I was at house, eating dorito. when suddenly phone ring. "Grandma is kil." No
@idioticlight
@idioticlight 3 года назад
Yes*
@loganxavier
@loganxavier 3 года назад
Yes*
@oskipuh7045
@oskipuh7045 3 года назад
But then who was phone?
@mrcheese8597
@mrcheese8597 3 года назад
@@oskipuh7045 idk... but one thing is certain... grandma is kil...
@murasakiusagi5124
@murasakiusagi5124 5 лет назад
Grandma: was the reason his sister died OP: *uno reverse card*
@surrealorb8325
@surrealorb8325 4 года назад
d e s r e v e r
@huffthepuff13
@huffthepuff13 4 года назад
Esaelp pots
@surrealorb8325
@surrealorb8325 4 года назад
on, I esufer
@huffthepuff13
@huffthepuff13 4 года назад
Ekatsim ru xif esaelp
@surrealorb8325
@surrealorb8325 4 года назад
I tnac ti si na noitinfec
@sugarstudios5946
@sugarstudios5946 5 лет назад
the dudes family: mourning over grandma the dude: ceLEBRATE GOODTimeS coMe On
@Predated2
@Predated2 5 лет назад
Reminds me of the southpark obama-mccain election episode
@sugarstudios5946
@sugarstudios5946 5 лет назад
Predated O I’m just a little kid I’ve never watched that ;/
@apollogenerator9837
@apollogenerator9837 5 лет назад
I laughed at this!
@Predated2
@Predated2 5 лет назад
@@sugarstudios5946well, if you ever think you're old enough, Southpark has all their episodes for free on their own website. To be fair, listening/reading a story about someone who murdered their own grandmother is probably worse than anything southpark has put out there.
@sugarstudios5946
@sugarstudios5946 5 лет назад
@@Predated2 Thanks! (=
@vortex9604
@vortex9604 5 лет назад
OP: *stands up to murder gm* GM: "Why do I hear boss music?"
@grayprince7
@grayprince7 5 лет назад
*m e g a l o v a n i a s l o w l y f a d e s i n*
@eferial0423
@eferial0423 5 лет назад
HERES JOHNNY!
@randomcat9314
@randomcat9314 5 лет назад
Ink_Hellicopter3DS *tetris music slowly intesifies*
@randomcat9314
@randomcat9314 5 лет назад
Vortex9 press a to resist *pressing the f-ck outta A* You died Spectate the world Delete the world
@dispenserheadalt
@dispenserheadalt 5 лет назад
A V E N G E T H E F A L L E N (avengers theme song plays)
@kaiserepsilon4011
@kaiserepsilon4011 3 года назад
Quotes to sum it up: First story: "Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied..." Second story: "I won't kill you... But I don't have to save you."
@General_C
@General_C 2 года назад
Isn't that a Batman quote? I swear I've heard that from somewhere...
@cyberman3175
@cyberman3175 8 месяцев назад
@@General_CI know I’m a year late but yes, it’s from Batman Begins(2005).
@dragance9995
@dragance9995 5 лет назад
9:03 So, the dad makes a ceremony every year for his garbage mom, BUT NOT FOR HIS OWN CHILD?!?!? This is insane...
@univhunter1220
@univhunter1220 3 года назад
I know right and they just plainly forget about her... at least the grandmother knew why is her grandson murdering her and remember her "slave"
@ViirinSoftworks
@ViirinSoftworks 3 года назад
You might be surprised how evil some people are.
@memeking7273
@memeking7273 3 года назад
Tbh I am expecting OP to murder his parents for every extra kid they had and the mom asks why with him only saying "remember my sister? No? Then let me help u remember her" and the mother dies
@jessicamassa9377
@jessicamassa9377 3 года назад
@@ViirinSoftworks the grandma, and the OP are evil, and i sincerely hope someone doxxed OP found her zip code, and sent op's story to the proper authorities
@ViirinSoftworks
@ViirinSoftworks 3 года назад
@@jessicamassa9377 Agree to disagree.
@TheHHBstudios
@TheHHBstudios 5 лет назад
In the friend’s defense, if my friend asked to cover for him since he would be out with a girl, my first thought wouldn’t be “Oh you’re gonna kill your Grandma huh?” It’s less of him being oblivious and you just being on a completely different planet from them.
@catrielmarignaclionti4518
@catrielmarignaclionti4518 4 года назад
I mean, I have a friend with a crazy grandma, so I would maybe ask him something like that, but again im an idiot lmao
@retardedperson4280
@retardedperson4280 5 лет назад
Most RU-vidrs censoring: bleeep Rslash censoring: *hugging passionately* Me: 😂
@The_Gentleman_Blacksmith
@The_Gentleman_Blacksmith 5 лет назад
This is what separates RSlash from the other reddit readers. His additional content and way of reading. Also I appreciate the fact that he credits the Redditors first.
@EvandroNP
@EvandroNP 5 лет назад
Plus he reads. Most use those robot voices and barely edit their videos
@retardedperson4280
@retardedperson4280 5 лет назад
Thank you so much for the heart, RSlash!!
@YoDay
@YoDay 5 лет назад
Yeah it's so good. And his systematic laughs are the best
@MartianFruit
@MartianFruit 5 лет назад
I unsubscribed from rslash
@JD-rq3ur
@JD-rq3ur 4 года назад
If I was OP in the first story I would have planned a way to free my sister. OP should have asked his sister to hold on for just a couple more years until he could support her. Obviously I am not in her situation and that may have been too much to ask of her. But giving her some hope by setting a date to the end of her misery may have helped. I would have saved every penny and broke her out of there asap. Living on almost nothing but still being free of that torture would be a huge step up from how she was living. I guess I am just surprised that he was able to strategically plan and follow through will a murder but didn't use that motivation to strategically plan an escape for his sister.
@ricocarpenter2189
@ricocarpenter2189 4 года назад
I whole heartedly agree
@chaesbestfriend608
@chaesbestfriend608 4 года назад
I agree, but he may have had no way to contact her after the gmother started taking the money he sent. That's the idea I got anyway
@MrGuy-xq5uv
@MrGuy-xq5uv 4 года назад
yeah it does kinda suck
@EpitomeTTV
@EpitomeTTV 4 года назад
Was she underage? It might have been considered kidnapping and OP might have been thrown in Syrian jail and the sister would have returned to the grandmother's.
@emracck
@emracck 4 года назад
What’s the orange thing next to your name?
@chipchip7143
@chipchip7143 5 лет назад
Family: *Cries because of dead grandma* OP: *Laughs in Swedish*
@Gamer-eu8mm
@Gamer-eu8mm 5 лет назад
HNEY HNEY HNEY HNEY
@leondong5037
@leondong5037 5 лет назад
OP: *CRIES OVER DEAD SISTER*
@MrNuke-ky9sj
@MrNuke-ky9sj 5 лет назад
*Laughs in swedish black metal*
@CassieCatagon
@CassieCatagon 5 лет назад
LMFAO
@neversafefromwaluigi8853
@neversafefromwaluigi8853 5 лет назад
@@leondong5037 grandma while watching OP cry over his dead sister:(laughs in demonic)
@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059
Grandma: makes sister kill herself Op: Kills Grandma *Cha Cha Real Smooth*
@carbonskul_668
@carbonskul_668 5 лет назад
This mans is just John Wick irl.
@kaelbaier9478
@kaelbaier9478 5 лет назад
Eye for an eye
@trollxslamz9304
@trollxslamz9304 5 лет назад
now that’s what I call a pro-gamer moment
@il-kurse-li6367
@il-kurse-li6367 5 лет назад
Get Nae Naed
@bobbin69
@bobbin69 5 лет назад
Grandma = :O
@ayushgupta8148
@ayushgupta8148 5 лет назад
Title - this is how I Committed murder Hashtag - Funnyredditposts *Outstanding move*
@thisflyingpotato4227
@thisflyingpotato4227 5 лет назад
That's the best part 😂
@mwwill5465
@mwwill5465 5 лет назад
Wait,what? *Checks* Holy cr@p you're right!
@henrysandoval1360
@henrysandoval1360 5 лет назад
That’s what we call a pro gamer move
@IbrahimKhan-ix9vt
@IbrahimKhan-ix9vt 5 лет назад
*but wait, that's illegal.*
@tadstrange2137
@tadstrange2137 5 лет назад
Rslash: I'm gonna do what's called a "pro gamer move"
@adrunkvendingmachine9266
@adrunkvendingmachine9266 4 года назад
I love how a murder story is chilling in this vid and nobody cares. Not even the person reading this.
@sh_joy
@sh_joy 4 года назад
I care. I can't actually even believe this is real. How could anyone condone this??
@someoneunknown2453
@someoneunknown2453 4 года назад
It was justified murder
@Shed_is_Gaming
@Shed_is_Gaming 4 года назад
Damn, ya got me
@PeterCaptainObvious
@PeterCaptainObvious 4 года назад
The grandmother had it coming, she is literally responsible, along with the sister's mother and father, for OP's sister's death. Fuck 'em all.
@getmeout4801
@getmeout4801 3 года назад
@@sh_joy the story was actually fake or at least that's what someone in the comments said
@Selimo-hw3ms
@Selimo-hw3ms 5 лет назад
Dad: hey so it's time to donate that organ Me: nah Dad: *SUPRISED PIKACHU*
@randomcat9314
@randomcat9314 5 лет назад
Dad: Hey op so I heard you are willing to donate your organ for me Op: Dad you leave me when i was very young I’m gonna donate you a grave how does that sound? Dad: F*ck
@Aelp20
@Aelp20 5 лет назад
JDEK Productionsh ...
@cougarhunter33
@cougarhunter33 5 лет назад
As the saying goes, "some people just need killin." I don't condone, but I understand. There's one of those in my life too.
@pollypockets508
@pollypockets508 5 лет назад
:-(
@Sapphiresenthiss
@Sapphiresenthiss 3 года назад
Holy shit, I have never thought I'd get *SO* much pure satisfaction out of listening to a *MURDER* story out of all things...
@9DRK
@9DRK 5 лет назад
With all these nuclear revenges Im wondering if this is how nuclear bombs are made
@maybejai
@maybejai 5 лет назад
Probably
@toastWs
@toastWs 5 лет назад
No this how black holes are made
@9DRK
@9DRK 5 лет назад
@@toastWs its going to be the death of us
@Milkman7.62
@Milkman7.62 5 лет назад
Nuclear bombs are made by r/nuclear revenges
@SimplyAnExistence
@SimplyAnExistence 5 лет назад
KattMations YT Funny, but nukes were banned world wide right??? All these posts... THEYRE ILLEGAL!
@angrybutters
@angrybutters 5 лет назад
This episode has to be the number 1 most insane one yet. Holy moly
@thealgorithm3412
@thealgorithm3412 5 лет назад
I think there was one where OP killed his ex wifes husband for sending his son to the military and his son died so he shot him in the head
@GaladorLP
@GaladorLP 5 лет назад
the most insane was that one in Australia where a whole familys males raped and tortured the females in it, especially the little girls
@melissaconnellyjones2622
@melissaconnellyjones2622 5 лет назад
And the one where the whole town killed the Sherriff Uncle, mom and 12 year old for their murder and dismemberment of a 6 year old.
@humanoid139
@humanoid139 5 лет назад
"hes ice cold" *laughs" Me: wow he killed someone Me: and got away with it Me: thats takes balls to explain what happened on reddit
@wilmagregg3131
@wilmagregg3131 5 лет назад
hes uses the internet effect aka hes abusing the fact no one will likely belive the story because its on the internet and is way too obvious but that makes it the perfect place to brag about doing legit stuff when its not account locked of course this wouldnt work on something like face book
@mwwill5465
@mwwill5465 5 лет назад
Yeah,like seriously!That's nothing to brag about! If I was that guy,that would be my deepest darkest secret! I mean I'm surprised the FBI didn't decide to track this guy down.
@emeraldtnt4865
@emeraldtnt4865 5 лет назад
Noice
@vurt1k238
@vurt1k238 5 лет назад
This was sad and cold at the seame time i feel bad for his sister 😫😫
@zemorph42
@zemorph42 5 лет назад
@@mwwill5465 He lives in Sweden and the crime was done in Syria, neither of which is within their jurisdiction. Maybe the Syrian authorities will try to track him down and seek extradition, but somehow I doubt it.
@KatznDogz56
@KatznDogz56 4 года назад
Story is about a guy killing his grandma, and he's still censoring himself
@abfg616
@abfg616 5 лет назад
Creator: *swears* RU-vid: "nope." Creator: *opinion* RU-vid: "nope." Creator: "Suicide, Homicide, Animal and Child Abuse?" RU-vid: "seems legit, you're free to go. "
@zaydyoussef2564
@zaydyoussef2564 5 лет назад
You're so right
@chasethespongeking395
@chasethespongeking395 5 лет назад
Sounds just like American airports
@ameliamauro4122
@ameliamauro4122 5 лет назад
Sounds good
@rosedemon2746
@rosedemon2746 5 лет назад
abfg616 dude so true
@UrLocalRatboy
@UrLocalRatboy 5 лет назад
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true dood so true
@jagdpanzere.onehundred911
@jagdpanzere.onehundred911 5 лет назад
“This guy is as cold as ice” That is putting it lightly
@shadowthenhedhog7900
@shadowthenhedhog7900 5 лет назад
he is as freezing as absolute zero
@chocolatelover030
@chocolatelover030 5 лет назад
Absolute zero would be an understatement as well
@helicopterchooper4276
@helicopterchooper4276 5 лет назад
Nah man he's not a human
@derp4581
@derp4581 5 лет назад
@@chocolatelover030 yeah, he would be negative on the Kelvin scale
@mae5167
@mae5167 5 лет назад
Haha "Wow, that guy's kinda rude"
@samthewizzy
@samthewizzy 4 года назад
“I wanted to hold his jaw from the inside with my hands and just rip it from my face.” *mortal combat soundtrack starts playing *
@deathbringer5057
@deathbringer5057 4 года назад
Brutality OP wins
@vlatkomacici7528
@vlatkomacici7528 4 года назад
Hihi lol
@carterswfft6706
@carterswfft6706 4 года назад
*RIP AND TEAR INTENSIFIES*
@chriscarpenter3370
@chriscarpenter3370 3 года назад
fatality
@paulprofor8717
@paulprofor8717 3 года назад
*FATALITY*
@AFantasticCat
@AFantasticCat 4 года назад
This guy didn’t end his or anyone else’s grandmother. He simply prevented a monster from continuing to be a monster.
@MidMoonStar
@MidMoonStar 3 года назад
True but that argument is doomed to fail in court 99% if not 100% of the time
@WillieManga
@WillieManga 3 года назад
Imagine how awful someone has to even be to not even be considered a grandmother.
@IamtheSpy2005
@IamtheSpy2005 Год назад
Yeah try using that in court during the trial.
@micahslash
@micahslash Год назад
@@MidMoonStar Proof of a broken justice system.
@AmazonFindsForYou1
@AmazonFindsForYou1 5 лет назад
Family *Crying* We miss you grandama Menawhile Swedish guy: Dancing and laughing
@randomcat9314
@randomcat9314 5 лет назад
V B don’t kill her , just destroy her wind pipe
@demonetized7803
@demonetized7803 5 лет назад
OP's family comes from the middle east / Syria to be more specific, the location was blurred out.
@eddefram3962
@eddefram3962 5 лет назад
Deafult dance intensefies
@kakashi6957
@kakashi6957 5 лет назад
@@randomcat9314 gold pure gold
@xenotyphon
@xenotyphon 5 лет назад
For some reasons, I really want the first story to be fake but the emotions felt so real. The grandmother was truly a sad excuse of a human being for letting her grandchild kill herself off in such a manner. F to OP 😔😔😔
@karuelist7140
@karuelist7140 5 лет назад
Rslash:*swear word* RU-vid:HEY! NO THAT IS A NO GO!! Rslash:*describes murder in detail* RU-vid:nothing wrong there Me: wait what...
@osheratias3010
@osheratias3010 5 лет назад
EXACTLY.
@cristinanunez3234
@cristinanunez3234 5 лет назад
cheatoozz bumpkingamer he also got ads
@xdenricoudx
@xdenricoudx 5 лет назад
Oh here’s another Macro:plays copyrighted song RU-vid:wait that’s illegal Macro:does acapella of song RU-vid: THATS ILLEGAL!! Me: ummm. What?
@doctornsilver3882
@doctornsilver3882 5 лет назад
*describes how a redditor murdered someone.* "#funnyredditposts" Smooth, man...
@BangtonClips
@BangtonClips 5 лет назад
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@maidkastrat_lwered_bih97
@maidkastrat_lwered_bih97 5 лет назад
._.
@Kil3r420
@Kil3r420 5 лет назад
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@zanyraccoon6361
@zanyraccoon6361 4 года назад
As a fellow big brother I have nothing but respect for the first dude. I'd do the same if anyone hurt my sister like that.
@RustedStar
@RustedStar 5 лет назад
legally its questionable. morally its disgusting. personally i like it.
@RustedStar
@RustedStar 5 лет назад
@Amario aight
@xavarrowww6
@xavarrowww6 5 лет назад
Yea aight , buss down
@gachajosh6308
@gachajosh6308 5 лет назад
FINALLY someone gets how murder is great
@paulbechayda7750
@paulbechayda7750 5 лет назад
Somehow, Murder in our imaginations seems right... But in real life... It's not right. Let's not make our Imaginations or Anger control us it's not right.
@KingFinnch
@KingFinnch 5 лет назад
@Amario the way it happened, they shouldn't have even existed in the first place
@joeduffy9501
@joeduffy9501 5 лет назад
*Just finished reading a graphic post about murdering an elderly relative for revenge* Nobody: Absolutely no-one: R-Slash: *Giggles like a schoolgirl*
@obi501
@obi501 5 лет назад
You didn't?
@Thornhughes
@Thornhughes 5 лет назад
Having a dark sense of humour and being prone to nervous/awkward laughter is a terrible burden to bear.
@kadenscharnow3944
@kadenscharnow3944 5 лет назад
Me at the beginning: Oh maybe he's just gonna publicly humiliate them. Me at the end: WAIT HE ACTUALLY DID IT?!
@Golden_Line
@Golden_Line 5 лет назад
@@demi-fiendoftime3825 Too revealing.
@demi-fiendoftime3825
@demi-fiendoftime3825 5 лет назад
@@Golden_Line fair enough
@sharknado096pdth2
@sharknado096pdth2 5 лет назад
Yes he did Kaden Scharnow yes he did
@pumpkinbumpkin767
@pumpkinbumpkin767 4 года назад
“I had to put my parent’s murder on hold” FBI OPEN UP
@deven_wingz5354
@deven_wingz5354 5 лет назад
grandma : *makes sister kill self* op : *im boutta end this womans whole career*
@mariogrenadine
@mariogrenadine 5 лет назад
*life
@slimer6023
@slimer6023 5 лет назад
More like her life
@zomboss9242
@zomboss9242 4 года назад
OP: posts on Reddit with full detail of murder Police: *I am going to do what’s called a pro gamer move*
@blaze_it9842
@blaze_it9842 4 года назад
her soul
@Kassieq
@Kassieq 4 года назад
@@zomboss9242 actually the op did a gamer move because police thinks all the specifically reddid stories are fake. Facebook:real Twitter:real Literally anything else:real Reddit: Oh ThAtS fAkE
@ThePanMan11
@ThePanMan11 5 лет назад
That laugh after the phrase: "he killed his grandmother" was R Kelly level creepy. What the hell man. Love the content tho.
@Yoshi278
@Yoshi278 5 лет назад
Laughing is usually a default reaction to uncomfortable or unfamiliar situations. Thought it was weird initially but its not that weird when I thought about it.
@shotjon2957
@shotjon2957 5 лет назад
Agreed
@floodkidsgaming7430
@floodkidsgaming7430 5 лет назад
@@Yoshi278 that's a fact for me!
@diablorises
@diablorises 5 лет назад
We try to make things less uncomfortable by trying to make light of our mood so we are not uncomfortable anymore.
@peanutbug529
@peanutbug529 5 лет назад
Hey rslash! If you're looking for another word/term you can use instead of passionately hug, you can always go with the Sims' term: woo hoo 🤣
@TheGEARGUY123
@TheGEARGUY123 5 лет назад
peanutbug529 struggle snuggle
@animefan8591
@animefan8591 5 лет назад
snu snu
@somekindaokayguy
@somekindaokayguy 5 лет назад
Mario's terms I was going to yahoo on the girl
@1438wei
@1438wei 5 лет назад
"Sims can't no longer woo hoo in the elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor"
@AmazingAutist
@AmazingAutist 5 лет назад
Nah
@shadowwolf7024
@shadowwolf7024 4 года назад
First story: I WOULD FEEL THE SAME WAY TOO OP
@lucilelunarnight4863
@lucilelunarnight4863 4 года назад
Shadow Wolf who wouldn’t?
@shadowwolf7024
@shadowwolf7024 4 года назад
Heartless Gamer true
@simaosimoes8524
@simaosimoes8524 5 лет назад
"you are bad guy. but this does not mean you are bad guy"
@The_Gentleman_Blacksmith
@The_Gentleman_Blacksmith 5 лет назад
Your avatar picture makes this comment even better
@hboyvn
@hboyvn 5 лет назад
sound like your are a murderer doesnt mean you are a bad guy
@gloxxic
@gloxxic 5 лет назад
51 2
@notaydenflores5227
@notaydenflores5227 5 лет назад
No he is a pretty bad guy
@goingkilling0468
@goingkilling0468 5 лет назад
Ayden Flores not really though
@why-qf1pb
@why-qf1pb 4 года назад
"treat others how you want to be treated," isn't that right grandma.
@memeking7273
@memeking7273 3 года назад
Accurate
@Eyebagdude
@Eyebagdude 3 года назад
yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss
@hectorjimenez6779
@hectorjimenez6779 3 года назад
💯
@Eyebagdude
@Eyebagdude 3 года назад
@@hectorjimenez6779 holy shit you buitiful bastard
@noahwarmink7881
@noahwarmink7881 3 года назад
i would begin to sing a death song before I would do it.
@Minyoin
@Minyoin 5 лет назад
The thing is... I understand why they did that but, gotten away with murder? goddamn. I'm just waiting for the edit saying "Yeah... So i'm in jail'
@kos2919
@kos2919 5 лет назад
Well it's not in USA and with how corrupt Syria is their cop can be pretty useless
@rayz639
@rayz639 5 лет назад
Kos 291 Syria has more important things to worry about
@azelfdaboi5265
@azelfdaboi5265 5 лет назад
Syria won't care Sweden won't do anything, even if they do find out
@krilexu3887
@krilexu3887 5 лет назад
@@azelfdaboi5265 well i am a swedish detective cop and i am gona set this man to justice for murdering his grandparent
@objectdefiance4027
@objectdefiance4027 5 лет назад
@@krilexu3887 Yeah totally...
@Jessicahild123
@Jessicahild123 5 лет назад
rSlash: Tells story about how somebody strangled their Grandma RU-vid: Seems legit
@jdog5462
@jdog5462 5 лет назад
Nobody: Litaraly nobody: rSlash: this guy has a annual celebration for his grandmother's death hahaha he's cold
@slavmcblin4698
@slavmcblin4698 5 лет назад
*Ice cold*
@Bri-MAIN
@Bri-MAIN 5 лет назад
Not just ice cold, this is below absolute zero, the coldest temperature possible
@slimer6023
@slimer6023 5 лет назад
@@Bri-MAIN you mean like minus 666?
@Jake-nh5th
@Jake-nh5th 5 лет назад
This is -infinity degrees
@TimeCircleBlue
@TimeCircleBlue 5 лет назад
“We share blood, not family…” -Subzero, 2019
@vtdragon2137
@vtdragon2137 5 лет назад
Timecircle Blue yes
@cherrybumbbbbb1210
@cherrybumbbbbb1210 5 лет назад
You got MK11 I pre orders mine
@rubenh8645
@rubenh8645 5 лет назад
Timecircle Blue ah, I see you're a man pf cultute as well
@TimeCircleBlue
@TimeCircleBlue 5 лет назад
Ruben III thank you
@TimeCircleBlue
@TimeCircleBlue 5 лет назад
Bigwolf not yet
@itzmekennii
@itzmekennii 2 года назад
The story where this guy MURDERED his grandma made me break out in a cold sweat. I mean, the grandma was pretty bad in a way, but the description of this entire thing painted a brutal picture in my mind of what happened. But do you think OP almost got caught or maybe was caught because he posted this story? And OP avenged his sister in a way others may have never expected, but he still avenged her.
@HeckinBrandon
@HeckinBrandon 5 лет назад
Grandma: “Your dumb sister died because of me.” First OP: “Long live the queen bish.” **kicks grandma off a cliff**
@sourvine2313
@sourvine2313 5 лет назад
His FBI agent that witnessed the whole thing: *eats popcorn* dammmmmmmmmm Policemen that likes reddit: *drops donut*
@michaelreacts6936
@michaelreacts6936 5 лет назад
Hers and add on, child services: WHAT THE IS WRONG WITH THESE PARENTS Fbi agent: what about the kids Child services: WHY ARE YOU NOT DOING ANYTHING Fbi agent: its just a Reddit post its not even real i bet Child services: wha... Oh my god
@matttillman7430
@matttillman7430 5 лет назад
"I knew right then I wouldn't be giving my dad a thing." Except hope. To then be crushed.
@dominikrobak5893
@dominikrobak5893 5 лет назад
And he’s gone
@the-postal-dude
@the-postal-dude 5 лет назад
Hoooope!
@captainbeastwinger4940
@captainbeastwinger4940 5 лет назад
@@dominikrobak5893 what you mean
@dominikrobak5893
@dominikrobak5893 5 лет назад
captain beastwinger boi
@captainbeastwinger4940
@captainbeastwinger4940 5 лет назад
@@dominikrobak5893 are you Kratos
@criticaldamage381
@criticaldamage381 4 года назад
The murder one was so elaborate that I loved it
@enchaentaed
@enchaentaed 5 лет назад
“throw her in the dumpster” *SPAWN KILL*
@Arcxzal
@Arcxzal 5 лет назад
Darn spawn campers not letting the new players respawn, smh, this is why i play a bee main
@vinil_lab1461
@vinil_lab1461 5 лет назад
This is fucked up but I love it
@SP00KY110
@SP00KY110 5 лет назад
@@Arcxzal ha you loser, bee mains get hard countered by us wasp mains
@yushinodesu
@yushinodesu 5 лет назад
Felt a bit bad for laughing at this but hey, you get a like from making me laugh.
@yorkoxmall6969
@yorkoxmall6969 5 лет назад
That's horrible, but well played brother
@gibby6325
@gibby6325 5 лет назад
Boy. You just read a murder story and your reaction was just he’s cold as ice
@JustinVanDeKamp
@JustinVanDeKamp 5 лет назад
Well, it was also a story of infidelity, abandonement, slavery, children abuse and suicide, so it kind of makes it hard to feel some empathy for the murdered granma or the rest of the family.
@ZoeyHope
@ZoeyHope 5 лет назад
@@JustinVanDeKamp I Agree....But I Still Wouldn't Put It As "cold as ice". OP Was Colder THAN Ice tbh!
@bandit1458
@bandit1458 5 лет назад
Even though what he Did was teribble the Sister was tortured then burned alive the grandma deserved it (cough cough there's a chance the story is fake cough cough)
@iortega11
@iortega11 5 лет назад
@@bandit1458 Yeah, how it is that someone hasn't informed the police of that story.
@margaretjohnson9905
@margaretjohnson9905 5 лет назад
Bandit. it happened in syria. yes, they are harsh people when it comes to sexual "crimes" and don't abide "love children". it's very likely true.
@GroundBack
@GroundBack 5 лет назад
I don't know how I feel about the first story... *Also why TF do they think posting it on Reddit was a good idea?*
@literalcyborg3723
@literalcyborg3723 5 лет назад
YES THANK YOU
@lunaticfae4415
@lunaticfae4415 4 года назад
Sweeden has statute of limitations and no extradition treaty with syria. Even if he was outed it wouldnt matter.
@Blaez_Dev
@Blaez_Dev 4 года назад
@@lunaticfae4415 statute of limitations doesn't apply to murder.
@Mekirah
@Mekirah 4 года назад
Late but I think the story was found to be faked.
@purpledragon2442
@purpledragon2442 4 года назад
LunaIs BiTrash was it? There a link?
@uncle7081
@uncle7081 4 года назад
Mission:avenge the fallen Target: grandma Weapon:hands Location:Syria Mission completed
@idk83153
@idk83153 2 года назад
Respect++ Money++
@petterlarsson7257
@petterlarsson7257 Год назад
Wanted⭐⭐
@olyviermonteau4300
@olyviermonteau4300 4 месяца назад
@FrancisCastiglione
@FrancisCastiglione 5 лет назад
OP is like John Wick but avenging family members instead of cute little puppies/remnants of loved ones
@Qettec
@Qettec 4 года назад
I took candy without my parents consent
@fioskribbs
@fioskribbs 4 года назад
He’s absolute zero. Like, 0 Kelvin
@sachagrgoire6294
@sachagrgoire6294 4 года назад
Meh, that's nothing compared to what has actually been done
@anna8328
@anna8328 4 года назад
No. His feelings burn hot as hell. If you would have experienced what he experienced and knew that girl is about to become a sex slave with approval of entire family and that grandmother is practically guilty of her death - if you would see for yourself what she eats and what she looks like and what she endures - you would understand why he did it. There is nothing cold about it. Cold was the father who almost thrown an infant into trash. Cold was the mother who ordered it. Cold was the woman who instead of having basic empathy destroyed a life that could be as normal as your or mine. She never got that chance. If she didn't kill herself she would have been married off at fifteen to a family in which she would be raped by every man above 14 years old in a repeated basis. If you would have seen with your own eyes starved abused child and if repeated, legal rape of a child was realistic to you, you would see this guy is a hero.
@blackthrone6976
@blackthrone6976 4 года назад
When a person rages like a fire, he is weak. They wont be able to rationalize anything. Fear the moment, when his fire burns so brightly, his rage turns cold.
@anna8328
@anna8328 4 года назад
@@blackthrone6976 Correct but couldn't help a little eyeroll there.
@clownshapiro5119
@clownshapiro5119 5 лет назад
Doctor: IT'S A BOY!! Karen: Before you ask, no I'm not vaccinating. Doctor: Mam no spawn killing.
@diablorises
@diablorises 5 лет назад
OMG LMAO!!!!!
@Zero-lg3gx
@Zero-lg3gx 5 лет назад
Just turn the spawn protection on...
@azell4580
@azell4580 5 лет назад
UnlimitedZero so... Remove the entitled parent?
@yevoythekalo1275
@yevoythekalo1275 5 лет назад
Ey every battle game ever
@djfilms3753
@djfilms3753 5 лет назад
Wow ur sick epic
@aliteralshadow2474
@aliteralshadow2474 4 года назад
The fact that someone so young can be hurt like that and successfully Yale their own life hurts so much. I’ve felt that pain but I’ve lived through each attempt. My heart is fucking devastated for her and I’m relieved he got revenge.
@MrMTGPsycho
@MrMTGPsycho 5 лет назад
OP: Hippity Hoppity, my sister wasn't property.
@juanchycardona3026
@juanchycardona3026 5 лет назад
Lollll this is the funniest thing i heard all day!!
@nomdeluu4886
@nomdeluu4886 5 лет назад
This deserves more likes lol
@DementedLycan
@DementedLycan 5 лет назад
Thank The Moon oh my goodness hahaha
@ohboyitstheanti-spiral3978
@ohboyitstheanti-spiral3978 5 лет назад
*Video: **_I fUcKiNg KiLlEd SoMeOnE_* *The comments: [insert laughing crying emoji here]*
@cosmobarr1110
@cosmobarr1110 5 лет назад
:-)
@mwwill5465
@mwwill5465 5 лет назад
[Me calling the FBI]
@mastatheif9909
@mastatheif9909 5 лет назад
Well they deserve it
@gmodiscool14
@gmodiscool14 5 лет назад
🧑👳🏼‍♀️👳🏿‍♂️👳🏿‍♂️👩👣👃🏻👄👁👀👀👥👥👁👁🦷👅👂🏿🦷👅👋🙏👄👄💋✍️🙏🦵🏿💋💋💋👍🏻👍🏻👎🏿🤞🏿🤜🏻🤜🏻🤖🎃😺😺🎃🤖🤖😼😾👍🏻🤮🤑👺🤤😴🤤😴🤤😴🤤😪😴🤤😪😴😪😴😪😳😤🥵😥😰😨😱😂🤣
@runikvarze6191
@runikvarze6191 5 лет назад
We've all had fantasies. And odds are, it's completely made up.
@awyoungjunjie851
@awyoungjunjie851 5 лет назад
Rslash:"This guy is cold as ice!" Me:I see no problem.
@syndrom5818
@syndrom5818 5 лет назад
i would've done worse, way worse
@RENO_K
@RENO_K 5 лет назад
Hhhhhhhhh, I'd honestly support him
@caramel2568
@caramel2568 4 года назад
“After my dad disappeared like hoodini” I’m sorry but lmao that had me falling off my chair laughing for like 3 minutes.
@user-ft8xm7cn6j
@user-ft8xm7cn6j 4 года назад
My dad was a magician, He did the disapearing trick. Tho he never knew how to apear again.
@caramel2568
@caramel2568 4 года назад
S. W. A. T oh BOY do I know about that. My dad did the trick to go to the grocery store to get some milk given the fact that we were right in front of the dairy isle I don’t think it was to actually get milk.. never saw him again until he reached out to me once in need of a free maid and some extra cash. Turned that offer down like an attack helicopter full of TNT
@kattobre3880
@kattobre3880 4 года назад
me in my mind: I honestly think I could murder someone if I didnt try to be a good person. *sees story* me: oh......yeah no I couldnt do it.
@Haxamanesi
@Haxamanesi 4 года назад
Dobt blame me if there is a murder: easiest way of murder is cyanide the victims food, cyanide kills anyone in less than 1 minute
@kattobre3880
@kattobre3880 4 года назад
@@Haxamanesi yeh but they'll find the cyanide in them. Inject them with an empty needle, it'll cause a heart attack. A perfect crime
@kattobre3880
@kattobre3880 4 года назад
@Jacob Freeman or use an icycle 🤷🏻‍♀️ it'll melt itself
@kattobre3880
@kattobre3880 4 года назад
@Jacob Freeman thaz tru but maybe it'll go through an arterie?? Then they'll just bleed out
@kattobre3880
@kattobre3880 4 года назад
@Jacob Freeman yeah tru
@Fallenfromgrace1990
@Fallenfromgrace1990 5 лет назад
*Sees title.* Me: Can't be that bad, can it? *Mid story.* Me: WTF? Holy crap dude! 😮
@bpar32100
@bpar32100 5 лет назад
AannW Rootbeer the person is messed up
@shsltrash6685
@shsltrash6685 5 лет назад
Everyone involved in the story was messed up
@austinjones9276
@austinjones9276 5 лет назад
@@shsltrash6685 Sad but true. 😞
@alexanderharris5022
@alexanderharris5022 5 лет назад
Psycopathy and Sociopathy can be genetic as well as psychologically induced from upbringing... Kinda worried about OP’s kids...
@AmazingAutist
@AmazingAutist 5 лет назад
@@alexanderharris5022 Kids are fine, he will treat them well. Definitely different from the upbring that led O.P to be the way that he is. Besides, it doesn't take a psych/sociopathe to murder. It doesn't take one to remember ot fondly or mark the occasion. People can do griesome things. If anything, I wiuld put the spotlight on the grandmother and the mother for being abusive, manipulative pscho/sociopaths. The abuse of young child until she literally burned herself to deaty, and the callous disregard of a human life, to attempt to have the literal infant thrown away like _garbage,_ just because the child is "inconvenient". O.P did what he did yo get justice where there would never be any. And his kids have no contact with their now grandparents, and OP tells no one but anonymous Reddit pf his crimes. The kids are fine, if not for a slight genetic disposition
@DannyGottawa
@DannyGottawa 5 лет назад
Wow. I think I'd be getting up during his therapy session to leave "then my wife reminded me that I had kids!" "and this story is why you can go hug yourself passionately, dad!"
@nickiegoldinhart
@nickiegoldinhart 5 лет назад
I know right?? But I wish I could have been a fly on the wall in that dads room after she left!!
@ulligulli3030
@ulligulli3030 4 года назад
*OP explains how he killed his grandma* Goofy music stays on
@knowble0842
@knowble0842 5 лет назад
Dad: disappears and takes credit card. CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH
@mchagnon7
@mchagnon7 5 лет назад
Dying of liver failure later in life: STEP BACK NOW Y'ALL!
@catwinchan6235
@catwinchan6235 5 лет назад
You copied this comment from me. Not cool my dude. :(
@knowble0842
@knowble0842 5 лет назад
Buddy, I do not dive deep into the comments, it took me forever to find yours. Buuut it is the same template but different meme and p.s. how would I know!? -- sorry friend , my deepest concerns. Knowble08 Edit: I looked for yours after your comment P.s. again I am sorry for accedentally stealing your joke. Have a good day :)
@em0via
@em0via 5 лет назад
*Story says bang* Rslash: "Passionately hugged" Me: *Dying of laughter*
@derzett6872
@derzett6872 5 лет назад
kid to mom: Mom how are babies made? Mom: Oh sweety so basically there needs to be a mommy and a daddy, then they go to bed and *passionately hug eachother* really hard!
@dr_despresso9154
@dr_despresso9154 5 лет назад
Hey Baby, wanna passionately hug
@completeloser7165
@completeloser7165 5 лет назад
Are you new to this channel he uses this a bit
@MartianFruit
@MartianFruit 5 лет назад
Gacha Gang I unsubscribed from rslash
@em0via
@em0via 5 лет назад
@@MartianFruit Okay-
@gigash0ck833
@gigash0ck833 5 лет назад
Nobody: Not a single soul: OP: I WANTED TO HOLD THEIR THROATS IN MY HANDS
@fatigue8675
@fatigue8675 3 года назад
I know so many stories where the mother claims no child support, and the kid grew up hating and disrespecting their father, only to find out decades later that their mother destroyed him in court and kept him at bay... I was one of those stories.
@JOE-no3mj
@JOE-no3mj 5 лет назад
This title:*exist* The FBI agent watching me:Yo take a look at this
@1jidion
@1jidion 5 лет назад
im pretty sure the US cant interfere with people from a different country
@ninelives4738
@ninelives4738 5 лет назад
@@1jidion Im pretty sure you're right.
@kevinbatoon5218
@kevinbatoon5218 5 лет назад
@@1jidion r/wooooooosh
@Goblinhandler
@Goblinhandler 5 лет назад
This ain’t no nuclear revenge this is UNIVERSAL ENDING REVENGE
@themastergamingplayz7527
@themastergamingplayz7527 4 года назад
The Micropenis Maniac the first one is literal life ending revenge
@caliicocam7809
@caliicocam7809 4 года назад
Supernova revenge
@crimson8867
@crimson8867 4 года назад
K-class reality ending scenario
@pampursley3772
@pampursley3772 5 лет назад
wait hang on, guy commits murder, TELLS EVERYONE ONLINE and no one does anything 😂😂
@notstickyanymore1822
@notstickyanymore1822 5 лет назад
yeah i find that odd that NOBODY is sending that shit into interpol to investigate
@raccoonyew4149
@raccoonyew4149 5 лет назад
Because it's faaaaaaaaaaake
@raccoonyew4149
@raccoonyew4149 5 лет назад
In my opinion at least. I mean who goes online and brags about murder(besides psychopaths)?
@aaccidentalhuman1160
@aaccidentalhuman1160 5 лет назад
@@raccoonyew4149 I couldn't find anything about a woman being murdered but hey I'm not a detective
@GamerGrovyle
@GamerGrovyle 5 лет назад
There really isn't any way of proving the story without risking to waste police efforts. Odds are the crime is closed because of age and won't ever be investigated.
@WillieManga
@WillieManga 3 года назад
15:35 Not quite. It's more like seeing someone dangle from a cliff and being like "I won't kill you. But I don't have to save you." It's pretty simple too, but I just like Batman Begins. So I had to make that reference.
@koibi_is_gaming
@koibi_is_gaming 5 лет назад
OP: **sitting in bed** Also OP: oh ya! I almost forgot about the time I chocked my grandma to death! Haha good times :)
@pollall2793
@pollall2793 5 лет назад
I don’t condone murder, but this isn’t murder, it’s disposing of humanity’s filth...
@bpar32100
@bpar32100 5 лет назад
PollAll it's murder either way unless it's self defense
@oynarn
@oynarn 5 лет назад
@@bpar32100 no the fuck it isn't
@bobjoe9428
@bobjoe9428 5 лет назад
No matter the motive, you took someone’s life. I think the fuck it is murder
@mahagonysketches7603
@mahagonysketches7603 5 лет назад
@@bobjoe9428 And the grandmother didn't?
@inquisitionagent9052
@inquisitionagent9052 5 лет назад
Deserve it or not (kinda did) Vengence killing is still murder. Call it what it is and call it a fucking day. Don't get all ethical about murder. A fucked up bunch of fucked up people. The only innocent person in this story is OP's sister
@ShinxTheGreat272
@ShinxTheGreat272 5 лет назад
rSlash: *Reads first story* Nobody: Me: That's my kinda guy.
@ZinniaLP
@ZinniaLP 5 лет назад
I agree. Seriously fuck that guys shitty family they deserve every bad thing ever.
@ilonelycairo2893
@ilonelycairo2893 5 лет назад
Me 2
@bandit1458
@bandit1458 5 лет назад
Yeah at the very least get her to adoption center it's your mess at least pay for her so she can have a good life (english isn't my first language sorry)
@1jidion
@1jidion 5 лет назад
that dude had an alibi and everything, and it made the murder authentic, murder/robbery, also no blood
@dominantreaper2912
@dominantreaper2912 5 лет назад
Actually I’m right there with ya
@gManGabe
@gManGabe 4 года назад
This was amazing. Completely destroyed the depressive episode I've been having.
@dvdzo
@dvdzo 5 лет назад
**Talking About The Murder** RSlash:I Love This Happy Music It Totally Fits This
@ModeratelyAnnoyed
@ModeratelyAnnoyed 5 лет назад
Op: "looks at grandma with an angry face" grandma: "looks at op with a terrified expression" "Mick Gordon's rip and tear from doom 2016 starts playing loudly in the background"
@ineedabreak6063
@ineedabreak6063 5 лет назад
shadowsky It’s 2008
@setsers1
@setsers1 5 лет назад
*_R A P E_*
@dudy647
@dudy647 5 лет назад
wow AND NOBODY SUSPECTED A THING!? f-ing sweet my dude
@1500Chevy
@1500Chevy 4 года назад
I like this guys voice, he narrates it correctly, shows emotion, and has the type of voice. He’s good to listen to.
@annawolrief5218
@annawolrief5218 5 лет назад
i think r slash puppy bloopers would have been a good intermission point for transitioning between the guy murdering and this girl.
@blueishere1613
@blueishere1613 5 лет назад
or just a "bork" Because some people arent interested in other people's dogs, so he keeps them at the end so those people dont have to watch if they dont wanna.
@AmazingAutist
@AmazingAutist 5 лет назад
@@blueishere1613 Nah. Would be too jarring.
@neko3076
@neko3076 5 лет назад
Imagine someone doing a nuclear revenge Because someone cut down his tree *ReSpeCc*
@laurensiuskevinsetiadi8434
@laurensiuskevinsetiadi8434 5 лет назад
r/treelaw
@wasteland_gz
@wasteland_gz 5 лет назад
Laurensius Kevin Setiadi my favourite sub reddit
@Guntherson220
@Guntherson220 5 лет назад
R/Treelaw fusing with R/Nuclearrevenge!? I hope against hope such a story exists.
@icystorm2646
@icystorm2646 5 лет назад
Funny
@ozy8742
@ozy8742 5 лет назад
We have the same pp
@vortex7733
@vortex7733 5 лет назад
for the first story if the writer reads this strangulation is actually quite a painfully way to go.
@2MeterLP
@2MeterLP 5 лет назад
Not as painful as burning to death though. So the grandma died easier than the sister.
@erenakay8873
@erenakay8873 5 лет назад
@@2MeterLP We actually dont know that. Nobody actually died in everyway and decided which one is worst. Some scientist believe that drowning under the sea is worst because of the damage in your lungs. Some say burning only feels pain the second it burns because nerves burn too.
@2MeterLP
@2MeterLP 5 лет назад
@@erenakay8873 Yeah, I heard drowning in saltwater makes your lungs bleed. That probably sucks a lot.
@vortex7733
@vortex7733 5 лет назад
@@2MeterLP true
@cashmoney3599
@cashmoney3599 5 лет назад
@KvAT I starved for 1 week I was really sick
@ShortsMaGeeTV
@ShortsMaGeeTV 2 года назад
Maaaan. Wtf is up with that murder story? 😂 You wild RSlash! ❤
@leaf8280
@leaf8280 5 лет назад
BRUH HE KILLED SOMEONE IM SHOOK. Then he posts it on the internet ☄ bruh...
@kaileydangelo1191
@kaileydangelo1191 5 лет назад
I'm patato master EXACTLY
@mastercontrO
@mastercontrO 5 лет назад
@Against the real lies can you put the link?
@longpeen472
@longpeen472 5 лет назад
Himikotogafanboy technically yes, from his point of view no, it’s fake though.
@lumps17
@lumps17 5 лет назад
@Against the real lies Where does it say it's fake in the thread? Every comment I've read so far has mostly been "This is either fake or fucked" but I haven't seen a confession that said it's fake. Can you perhaps give a brief explanation how we know it's fake?
@reptile_loki
@reptile_loki 5 лет назад
@@lumps17 c'mon dude,the story is clearly fake,it has a lot of plot holes and doesen't make sense regarding OP's reaction after "killing" his grandmother Clearly fake
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