r/Prorevenge His Life Was Cursed After He Desecrated An Ancient Burial Ground! 

"Dude, are you sure you want to do that? That is literally the plot of a lot of horror movies."

As an archaeology volunteer, I literally gasped when Rslash described what they'd done. It was really sad to lose all of that data. What OP didn't mention is that, out of context, the artifacts have basically no value.

You could say they “dug their own grave”

You know Matt is a great guy because he *apologized* for his unjustified anger towards OP. Many wouldn't-

These guys deserve jail, honestly. I'm glad OP had a decent teacher who defended her honor to the uni Deans and officials.

The Guys: Dig up a burial site while drunk The spirits who were enjoying the night: ima bout to end these men's whole career literally

From now on when I need to make an important decision, I am going to ask myself, “Which one will get me killed if I am in a horror movie?”

The first story hits home as I’m an archaeologist masters student, and in my undergrad we were all warned about doing dodgy excavation work, as it can lead to fines and jail time. Another note, archaeologist do work with animal remains. There’s zooarchaeology, a sub-division in environmental archaeology. Social-Zooarchaeology (my specialism) has also appeared in the last decade which explores animals as more than just sustenance.

The fact that there was no contrition from these three clowns makes the whole thing so much worse. You'd think that they'd be beyond sorry for what they had done, but evidently not.

I accidentally stumbled across a native american gravesite once. I didn't know what it was at first, but a couple items were exposed through the dirt upon closer inspection. I believe in curses, so I quickly said a blessing, apologized to the dead for impeding on the gravesite, and got tf out of there

Karen: "Bazza, Dazza and Gazza... I think I'm calling you Bob, David and Greg."

I’m not in archeology. Didn’t know anything about it other than listening to the story, but I was shaking with rage on OP’s behalf like WTF. 🤬

As an archaeology major I too wanted to cry at the mental image of that dig. All of that work going to waste, not to mention how those guys effectively destroyed any knowledge those artifacts could have provided.....oof

My brother is an archeologist and I can almost hear him ranting about improper procedure and curses despite being several states away. I would not be surprised if these guys had reoccurring problems after his, don't mess with ancient burial grounds. But it sounds like OP and her professor are good at what they do. Edit: Big brother has been shown this video, he liked that it was accurate to the field, but HATTED what these idiots did. He thought it was really fitting what happed to the idiots who messed with the grave.

“They’d make the Duracell bunny jealous” Energizer: am I a joke to you?

I'm not even close to knowledgeable in archaeology or anything close to it, but it stung my heart to hear that they compromised such a big amount of artifacts. Also; Best of wishes for the newborn, she's so beautiful! My first thought when seeing the update was; "Are we going to get some baby-bloopers now? Please?"

“Archeology is nothing like what movies make it out to be” What, you mean all archeologists aren’t expertly trained special ops combatants with more battle experience than most paramilitary mercs? That’s news to me!

I can’t believe you didn’t use “those guys literally dug their own grave.” 😆

its a plot of a white collar horror movie "OH NO MY PENSION PLAN!"

People think they are here first, but the first person here is always Rslash. He has to upload the video

I actually have a bachelors degree in archaeology. So, that story really got to me. Those jerks deserved everything that happened to them. Not only did they ruin any contextual information from the site (which is a large part of how archaeologists determine anything) that information can’t be reobtained. Not sure if anyone understands (or cares) why archaeology is such a slow process. The reason for all the photos and measurements is because of stratigraphy. Here is a basic overview of stratigraphy. Say you are digging through a whole in the ground. You can use the different types of soil etc to inform your did since different types of soil are laid in layers called strata. For example. At the dig site I worked at (I was fortunate enough to work on two different ones in college) there had been a forest fire in the area where the site was located 100 years ago. Therefore, once we got to a certain depth there would be a layer of charcoal we would have to dig through. Everything we found beneath the layer of charcoal we knew was there before the fire. Hope that makes sense.

As someone who majors in Anthropology and has done a few archaeology field schools, that last story really pissed me off. Archaeology is a slow, methodical profession for a reason, and them doing what they did would completely screw any data coming from that unit and makes the artifacts found significantly less useful.

I was going to take an oil painting class one semester because I thought it would be nice and it checked off an area within my general education. However, I found out pretty quickly that I sucked at oil painting. I just dropped the class and signed up for something else (I think it was Native American Art). You can always drop instead of fucking over your classmates.

Hmmm... I guess we finally have our answer to the question of "What exactly is the line between archaeology and grave robbing?"

Congrats to Mom,Dad and must not forget, Hugo! Excellent stories. Thank you and enjoy parenthood!

I've refreshed my RU-vid for the past 11 minutes just to listen on my way to work

Not only did these three stooges ruin an important archaeology site, but they also did it while being hammered. That really speaks volumes about their character and decision making.

Desecrating a gravesite is bad enough, but after getting caught, instead of showing shame and embarrassment in their actions, they instead got angry because they got caught, and decided to purposefully mess up more of the gravesite and wish sexual violence on their remaining team member? It honestly sounds like they're entitled kids, not an ounce of regret for what they did, only for getting caught, and going on to continue to be terrible because they think they'll somehow get away with it, or simply don't care if they're caught. Eventually they'll learn you won't always get bailed out by mommy and daddy and that you can't always have your way.

The Duracell bunny is the Energizer Bunny from the Berenstone Universe where everyone remembers the family as the Berenstain Bears, ironically.

Finally, got 7 seconds, I know it doesn't matter but this is the most fun I can have before going to work for 10 or 11.5 hrs

OMGosh, isn’t that illegal? I know here it’s illegal to do that in a cemetery, let alone be drunk and breaking into a cemetery. Unbelievable maggots.

All I could think about was "How can anyone be so disrespectful?!" Yes, I know the burial grounds are old/"ancient", but those were other people's loved ones.... I don't know, maybe I'm looking at it from the wrong angle; but I know I sure wouldn't like it if someone disrespected my loved ones that way.

*reads title* I've seen this movie, and very much wish that Sam Raimi would release it on DVD or Blu-Ray.

I know it's a serious story but you can't change Bazza and Dazza to Bob and David! *cries in Australian*

I'm also very sad as those three stooges also messed up valuable data that can never be replaced. There was probably something good to learn from that grave. And they messed it up. I am the biology field, but as a fellow scientist. That infuriates me.

I can't believe how talented in multitasking you have hyper dog Hugo and a cute baby Lilly I love ur content (I have the memory of a goldfish sorry if I misspelled names)

Hey rslash, despite u just having a baby girl you still pushed out content and we are forever appreciative for your dedication. Also, BIG CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BABY!👊🏽

"Like an unwanted tampon string hanging out a bikini." This is one of the best phrases I have ever heard. (And confirmed the story was Australian for me!)

I don’t know if the burial ground story is Prorevenge so much as being cursed.

now this is the ghost story i've been dying for

I'm laughing out loud to myself at the comment " I was hanging like a tampon string in a bikini.

The differences between archeologist, a grave robber and a vandal. Archeologists disturb graves in order to learn about our past. Grave robbers disturb graves for monetary gains exclusivly. Vandals disturb graves for the fun of it.

LOL I absolutely love digs. My pedestals are a work of art. Kept watching, good lord the mess of that site, I'm having anxiety just thinking about it. Had something similar happen at field school where someone picked up surface finds and took them home, in a country where it is ILLEGAL to keep ANYTHING from a site, active or not. Never seen a group of archaeologists so flaming mad.

I clicked on this video quicker than a Karen could call the cops/manager

Clicked As Fast As I Could With A Kitten On My Arm.

The archeological dig story just blows me away. This is almost surreal.

As an undergrad I got to work as a labourer on a dig that was being undertaken where a new bridge was being constructed over a river. Since it was a salvage dig, it was being done in winter. The archaeologist in charge was interviewed by Jay Ingram for Discovery Channel, and she announced it was the first time a dig had been undertaken in winter south of the Arctic Circle. It was every bit as tedious as OP described, only we also had to thaw the ground using a framework of brood lights so we could open every pit. It was a little rough trying to keep warm once the brood lights were moved, but it was exciting. I found a clear quartzite thumbnail scraper in one of the batches of matrix I was screening - I was probably the first human to touch it in 6,000 to 12,000 years. If anyone had pulled an AH stunt like OP described, I doubt they could have run far enough or fast enough to get away - from our entire dig team!

I happened to open the app four seconds after this was posted.

As someone who had a lot of free time before my double digits. I would search up physics, geology, archeology, zoology and just all sorts of things. Hearing this story made me so angry and so upset my inner child but holy crap that was a major curse if I've ever seen one.

sounds like well-educated applicants for the "do you want to super-size that?" auditions. excellent vid!

I’m not even someone who works with archaeology or anything but I still literally winced when RSlash read out what they’d done to the dig site like what the f**k?!

Lol you changed Dazza, Bazza and Gazza to David, Bob and Greg? It's Daren, Barry, and Gareth....

Good morning everyone! I haven't been this early in a long time!

I don't know why the thumbnail is so funny, just the idea of this skeleton texting "lol enjoy your curse" is hilarious

I would love to volunteer as a hot/cold drinks gopher for a dig. Maybe I'd even be allowed to sketch some of the artefacts! But OMG, how this story hurt to hear!

The 2nd story could almost be a short movie. XD

Hope you notice this, beautiful baby you have, I know you won't make any mistakes with her. I would of said something yesterday if I had seen the post, but ofc I didn't see it till now. Good luck man, and congrats

4:47 Indeed. Most real life archaeology jobs don't tend to involve living dinosaurs, face melting holy artifacts or alien rock skulls.

Every time someone mentions grave desecration I think of the bone stealing witch. Yes. This was a real person.

Imagine r/ having kids he will be the absolute king of reading books cuz he does not stutter when he reads Reddit posts it is amazing how he does not stutter how he does not forget words it is amazing

Congrats on your newborn child :)

If you find a class boring, then drop out. Don't mess things up for other classmates! 🤨

Mixed aboriginal Australian here. Can confirm, aboriginal spirits are fiersome protectors and take revenge for less. I had a guardian with me as a child who did worse for lesser crimes

That title BLEW my mind-

This is indeed my favorite channel

If you want the true Australian naming standard for the dig story: Bazza: Barry Dazza: Darren Gazza: Garry

To quote a Jackie Chan cartoon, 'Archeologists use small tiny brushes..."

Why didn’t you say Bazza. (Barry) and Dazza (Darren). These are names used in the UK and Australia.

Less than a minute after posting. I love it.

I think this is one of my favorite rat stories not just because it has archaeology in it

I'm not an archeologist, but I'm a bit of an archology enthusiast. What these guys did makes me wonder how this matt guy did not literally strangle them to death on the spot. I just hope this site was not an important one, because who knows what historical evidence they destroyed. For those of you who don't know, this is so serious that they will leave parts of dig sites unstudied for future generations to uncover with better methods and technology in hopes of discoveries that would not be possible at the time. These areas are often kept secret or guarded from looters.

The archeology story has _so many_ Australian terms and nicknames that you translated without flinching. I'm not sure whether I should be dissapointed or impressed...

Do you guys remember the video where he put his genuine reaction to one of the stories and it was like "what the-" thing? Like I wanna find that video again so can y'all help me?

Best revenge ever

For future reference Bazza= Barry, Gazza= Gary, and Dazza= Darrel.

That sounds like something out of an India Jones movie

I think that is the best thumbnail yet lmao

Rslash trying to decifer Aussie slang is hilarious

As a teen who loves to become a historian/ archeologist and lover of artifacts, it killed me inside on how those idiots destroyed so much stuf

I haven’t been this early in a fat minute

My cat loves your videos I wish I was kidding once she hears your voice she starts purring

They got legitimately cursed. My grandma told me of some people moving ancient burial ground and the end resulted in a mysterious fire burning one of their buildings to the ground. The dead people must have been cheesed.

First One: What kind of mayor or city government do they have? One full of Karens and Kevins? How did they cave to his demands that quickly when they could’ve proven all those claims were false. Second One: This one made my blood boil because they pretty much destroyed history with that stunt. They should’ve gotten jail time at least for trespassing, but what happened was actually much better.

I like the second one I plan on becoming a palaeontologist ( very similar to archeology but usually more pre-historic) you need a high lever university degree to do it but it pays better that a doctor

Day one of asking rSlash to end his videos with baby pictures. ☺️

That was a good one! Her extensive vocabulary and idioms were quite entertaining! :D

"left hanging like the unwanted tampon string dangling out of the gusset of a bikini" I genuinely spit my food out laughing

I’m sorry, the only thing I got out of this whole episode is that OP in the last story called the Energizer Bunny the “Duracell bunny” 😂😂😂

If it's "ancient" in Australia chances are it's Aboriginal - have white people ben there long enough to leave "ancient" graves? In which case it's a double desecration: one for the graves themselves and one for the cultural heritage that was destroyed.

Those that were buried must have been time traveling fans of rSlash.

My SIL is a geologist (we’re Canadian) and worked on these sites for months at a time in the very North of Canada, she ran a dig in Australia, and also in Cambodia (about 10 + years ago now), where they ended up finding a mass grave from when Pol Pot was the genocidal maniac running the country. As soon as they found this, the dig had to stop immediately and contact authorities and were to leave everything as is. The dig was put on hold, but some junior geologists decided to go back there that night to steal human remains to sell on websites for “a piece of history”. My SIL was so enraged at this, because she could be held accountable for disturbing a historical grave site, as she was dig leader/coordinator. When she came across these two idiots selling remains on line (a felony), she first contacted the authorities in Cambodia, then the websites to take down the items and as they were junior and still in last year of their master’s program, to the dean of the Uni they attended (who booted the two guys out very quickly - as they didn’t want the school’s name associated with this. They were arrested by the Cambodian authorities and sentenced to five years for desecration of human remains and desecration of a nationally protected site, felony theft and selling human remains for profit (Cambodian prison is nothing like N. American ones). My sister in law always recorded the sites by video from multiple angles and streams it to the firms companies chief information/research officer in live time (all knew this as in their contracts with the company can view over to ensure of proper methods of their digs, as she can have a documented account, there’s also signs saying of this up on site as well, and it records at times no one was digging and off site for security. They were allowed to remove all their tools, but asked for her to keep recording until they could put up their own Cameras. Well, all the things stole were captured on video, which showed them talking about how much they’ll get in profits and the actual theft, which sealed their fates! My SIL knew Canada had same sentencing guidelines. After two years asking for extradition back to Canada, they still had to do their time in our federal prison. They had to pay a fine that added up to $100,000.00. Needless to say, they were blacklisted from the industry. Because of my SIL being able to ID them and had to testify in Cambodia and in Canada (at least their prison was only a couple hour drive away, but she got threats from the guys’ family and friends, and when she got married, her husband as well, and once she was starting to get threats warning her to be careful and to to kill herself. She documented everything including threats to her family on Twitter and Facebook. She removed/deactivated most of her social media, changed her last name to her husband’s, got a new number and moved to a newer part of the city, while pressing charges on her harassers who also got put on probation and a 10 year long RO, which one broke, which meant he spent as much time left on probation (eight years) in prison. She decided to work in the research area of her job, before getting married and pregnant, and data interpretation and logging. While on her paid maternity leave (1 year), she finished an business accounting degree. My nephew is now two. She did this for most of Covid for a couple of smaller companies locally, and now some friends of hers she worked on digs with opened up their own firm, offered her the CI/RO position and have a few bids, so she’s been ZOOM meetings/interviews. One person to apply was one of the arrested guys, my SIL replied in the email from her bosses email that the posting indicated federal background checks and he rescinded his application upon that email!

My gf just broke up with me and rslash just posted a video thank you rslash for posting and making me froget about what happend

posting like clockwork, i love it

Being an Australian, these are common nicknames. Bazza = Barry. Dazza = Darren. Gazza = Gary.

Since there are Indigenous artefacts found on mining sites in Australia maybe it is a blessing that their disrespectful selves can’t get a degree? Mining is a huge business and everyone on a mining site is qualified before they even stepped foot on the sites. Thanks OP for your report. 😁

Every morning I never my my rSlash 💕💕

DO TREE LAW PLEASE

This spooked me because my husband who is named bob who just finished his geology degree, I yelled “did you bring home a haunted rock?!?! And call a girl a c**?!?!” (It’s not him, he found the story horrific but funny that I would think that was him, he said ‘the haunted rock is outside the house don’t worry’)

now THATS what I call digging your own GRAVE

Day 65 of telling him he's making everyone day better