r/Prorevenge My Boss Said "Date Me Or YOU'RE FIRED!" 

I sincerely hope the creepy customer got banned from that store. It’s so disgusting that the manager failed to protect OP from that customer to spite her for rejecting him. How many other creeps and Karens has this manager enabled?

The Gynecologists' Office is lucky that it only ended with appointments over the phone and not some pervert who met with them face to face and did an in-depth examination of them.

Any company that is okay with their customers calling the wrong number is not going to be in business very long.

Revenge 1: So first he throws a tantrum over an increase of child support payment (which was already small), then tries to blame OP for the fight, and then he badmouths people. Yeah, he brought it on himself. Revenge 2: Oh, so the reason why OP was constantly dealing with harassment and the manager was ignoring all the complaints was because of a date rejection? Can you imagine torturing someone just because they didn’t want to go on a date with you? Trashy, am I right? Revenge 3: Should’ve changed the phone number if Karen didn’t want such an angry mob. How satisfying to see such justice. Revenge 4: You steal people's stuff, you lose all your stuff. Also, can you imagine a large box just welded high up above your head?

Person who made the mistake: "IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM, DEAL WITH IT!" Wronged person: *deals with it and screws their business Person who made the mistake: *surprised Pikachu face Never instigate someone's wrath. That's just the motivation they might need to go that extra mile to destroy you.

Karen: *smugly* "You can't do sh*t." OP: "Oh yes I can!" *Screws with the customers* Karen: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

The fact that he’s ex-military only makes this worse because if he goes through on his threat he could claim ptsd as an excuse to avoid jail-time.

Lol. That post about the "squirrel" was hilarious. 😂🤣

I feel like listening to Rslash gets me prepared for these encounters

I really don't understand people who steal from people in a work environment, how can you sit next to people knowing that you're taking things they need to do their work.

Also the so-called "veteran" doesn't deserve *ANY* respect at all, he's a disgrace to all veterans!!

Proper response for "Date me or you're [blank]" is to answer: "I'd date you to be from the neolithic period."

second story, it’s so vile that her manager is butthurt over the fact that she turned him down.

I like it more when Rslash commented on the story after he finished reading them, but it's just my opinion. His videos are great with or without it though.

Jesus. Nothing more disturbing than a niceguy with an ounce of power.

rslash flex, "I don't even know if you can keep a dog alive for $89 a month." - Translation: rslash spoils his dog so much neighborhood dogs wish he was their human :D :D :D

I'm surprised that all those stories about "Company refuses to change phone intel, so I give customers wrong information" doesn't end up in a lawsuit. Like, wouldn't it constitute a case of "Impersonification" the moment the OPs make the customers think they're representing the company and do harm to their business ? Don't get me wrong, the companies in this case deserve it for their entitlement, but I'm talking on a legal ground.

Lol I like how most prorevenge stories are of managers that are creepy, this I really unhealthy number of employers we are talking about

Boss in the future:we passionally hug or You are fired The worker:k see ya Boss: wait that's illegal

All you would need to do end the calls to a Dr is talk to the local HIPAA compliance officer. Dr appointment are medical information.

Squirrel: *steals everyone's tools* OP's dad: *steals Squirrel's tools* Squirrel: *surprised Pikachu face*

Document, document, DOCUMENT! Always write down dates, times, potential witnesses, what happened, what was said, how you felt, etc. That constitutes a legal document and can be submitted in a court of law. If an employment situation gets sticky, you have proof against (usually) just the other side's verbal statements. The court generally wants paper proof over spoken words.

Last Story : What kind of a union is that? I mean no union would back you if you're actively stealing, right?

As a mail carrier. O.p. is lying about the forwarding of random junk mail. It can't be forwarded through the post office, but if they have a forward it shouldn't go there. The doctors would have to contact the sender.

Never underestimate the stupidity of one person, because if you think that you seen all, there always someone to prove you wrong.

Anyone who causes someone grief/stress/discomfort simply because they got turned down for a date is pathetic, and doesn't deserve a chance to begin with. In fact, people with that kind of mentality don't make good partners/spouses to begin with. Enabling the creepy customer's behaviour also speak volumes. Even if Story 2's OP was dating her manager and the creep was harassing her, he would likely tell her it's her fault and/or tell her to suck it up. I honestly have no patience for people like this. 😤

A word to the wise: don't find your honey where you make your money.

Iiiiiiiits **R/SLASH TIME~!**

Someone harasses my one or more employees sexually or otherwise, they would be banned from the establishment *and* the authorities would be involved. I *care* about my employees. Don't mess with them. You won't like the results. And not changing your phone number when it's incorrect on all your cards and media? That's just greed. Sorry, sometimes you have to spend money to make money,

You wanna tell me a judge ordered you to take the child to his job. Yup checks out lol

All the phone mistake numbers reminded me of this thing that happened to me a couple of years back: so my mom was filing her taxes (I believe) and something was wrong, I was filed as dead because apparently someone died and when the funeral home put in the social security number, they put mine in instead. So my mom called who you need to call and they had me come in and literally sign a paper that says I’m not dead and they had to “resurrect me” no joke that’s the words on the paper.

8:37 I love how he started with the entitled person voice until he realized it wasn't an entitled person

boss: "date me or you're fired!" me: "OK see ya." boss: "no this isn't how you're supposed to play the game!"

The "Squirrel" story was pure brilliance. Though if it were me, I'd have gone a step further and actually welded each of Squirrel's individual tools to the inside of the box! XD

Good morning, first time early up in here.. love starting the day with /rslash =) thank you for all you do!

That last one gave me a good chuckle. I thought they were just going to weld all of Squirrel's tools into a box and leave them as is, but welding it to the bottom of the I-beam was pretty good too. xD

0:30 - Math is hard, but 89-29= a $60 increase in monthly payments.

9:06 I don't know why partial censors are so funny to me, But "you can't do Sh**." has me laughing more than it should.

Going on a flight in a couple hours and super excited to binge listen to rslash

"A creepy older man... probably in his forties...". Thanks for calling 40 somethings old. 🥴

just imagine you employ a lot of people and find some way to get away with the harassment, why would you do this, none of the love will be genuine and in my mind it is no different than hiring a prostitute. and given the situation it puts the lower level employee in I can see why it comes with the criminal charge of sexual exploitation.

Baaaahahaha I love your analogy about the businesses who would rather nosedive than correct a mistake being like someone refusing to pick up the keys to their friggin house 😂

Ahhh yes a good dose of pro revenge is what i need to continue knitting my blanket

There's something about RSlash looking up information and actively reacting to it that just makes me smile.

Let's say the OPs desides to just never answer their phone, and let the company keep using the wrong number, how will they get any business? Is that company just ready to have no phone calls for appointments or orders, or do they expect the OPs to not only accept the wrong number, but also rout customers to them for free.

Squirrels story was HILARIOUS!

Time for a video from the best Reddit RU-vidr ever

My girlfriend is a cop, so, I asked her what she would do if she walked into that store and saw that guy feeling OP up and making her uncomfortable, she said flat out, "I'd put him in cuffs immediately."

Second OP is my hero

LOVE THE ANAGOLY OF THE KEYS TO PHONE NUMBERS!!! I'm puzzled by how these companies don't see the clients coming in when u don't have people calling at the old rate before the new number.

Day 120 of telling him he's making everyone day better

I think an easier way to deal with a wrong business number is just direct the customers to a competitor.

First story, I'm guessing is, outside the US. Last one, biggest issue I see, is if the box fell on someone... I'd atleast make sure the box was over something that could tank it

That guy shoulda said "No. This is my number. Sorry, bye!"

I love the smell of r/ in the morning!

Squirrel is an example of why I hate labor unions. You can't fire anybody, even thieves.

Finally! An worthy video. Our watchtime will be legendary!

15:30 Squirrel sounds like he has an undiagnosed case of Kleptomania.

Gotta love this alert !!

OP in the 2nd story did the right thing. Sleez balls like that customer and manager get what they deserve when they least expect it

May this inspire me to get up and get work started lol

Back when I was a kid, we would regularly get calls from people ordering chicken carry out thinking they had called Kentucky Fried Chicken. We would tell them they had the wrong number and that they had called a private residence. Most apologized, but there were the stubborn ones who insisted I was lying and kept calling back. So I just started taking their orders. They stopped calling after that.

I’m a vet. You can’t keep a dog or a cat alive for 89 a month

9:17 Oh. Hell. No. Let's Dance. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆 This is too good!

I love how Rslash pronounces squirrel as ‘squirl’, hilarious 😅

Thank you, thank you for your videos! I just got out of a meeting that was quite possibly the longest, most unproductive, bore fest I’ve ever had the displeasure of attending and was frustrated beyond belief! I immediately fired up RU-vid for your video so I wouldn’t head off to wait outside the bar!!

You know what it's kind of funny I never thought of this but it's kind of scary like as a business owner why would you let somebody actually get ahold of your number for your business especially the Opie that was trying to get the gynecologist to actually understand that they really need to get ahold of that number because you know pregnant patients are calling his number to get ahold of that particular offices services that way you know they can make sure that our children are going to come out healthy and okay like do do you not understand that not only could that destroy your whole entire career but you'll never be able to work ever again and you're literally clean the lives at risk of not just pregnant women but the people that work under you because you would be making them look bad in the process to knowing that this could have been changed that's what's really scary about it more than it is stupid and funny but I do agree like this was any other business yeah your whole entire life could be destroyed because you're handing it over to a college student because you don't want to make one little change or a random person at that of their willing to destroy your career

That phone number story was THE BEST!!!!

My first time getting here before the hour. Only three minutes this time lol

Company A: "Yeah, maintaining our website isn't our problem" Person: Oh, I'll just hack in and destroy everything anonymously then

Hey look the last story proves there us a cure for kleptomania.

If I was the college student, I would schedule all of their appointments for the same day at the same time, and just wait for the inevitable chaos to come

I got here 4 seconds after upload!

I love waking up to be able to drink some nice hot coffee while listening to this. Truly amazing.

Hi yall, hope your all having a great day!

If I was the shop lead that Squirrel came up to to complain about his tools being stolen I would have just looked at him and blankly said, "That sucks, but as you know it's pretty hard to prove theft, so there's not much I can do."

4 seconds!

I literally feared for the OP in the first stories life 😳🥶😱 I’m glad she’s doing well now.

Anyone else think 99% of these stories are bullshit fanfiction

I can relate to the last story. I worked as a heavy equipment mechanic for BFI (yeah, I was stupid enough to work on garbage trucks, but we won't go there), and when they lost some residential contracts they laid off the low man on the pole. That was me... but I did get 30 days notice. Unfortunately my foreman, a little shit of a bastard, decided he liked my tools more than me and started siphoning off my toolbox. I caught him, and went to the union and service manager. They helped me go thru every drawer of his toolbox to find all of my tools (word of advice for anyone starting in the industry- engrave your tools with your initials!!!). That was that as far as they were concerned, even though the prick had a couple of grand of MY tools... IF anyone wants to know, the union was the Teamsters, who I found to be the most useless union (and the most expensive) that I ever was a member of. But this was not good enough for me! I had a little one on one "chat" with the prick and told him that if one single tool went missing, whether I found it in his box or not, I would get some of my bros to come to his house and "discuss" it with him at length. At the time, I was close with several members of the local bike "club", and although I was not a member they would have been happy to help out a drinking and riding buddy for a case or two. My foreman became VERY protective of my tools for the rest of that month... seems he did not realize that the big burly guy with a nine foot long chopper and a ponytail down to his belt might be a bad person to piss off. Go figure! Don't shit where you work, and don't piss off the guys you work with. After all, never know when a hand might "slip" and a heavy piece might come crashing down on your head...

First edit:why people spaming

12:24 oh my god that was my dads office. That receptionist got fired lol

First!

The story with the "deceased" letters could have very serious consequences, at least for the victim. There has been people who has been wrongfully marked as "deceased" despite being pretty much alive, having their bank account and driver's license revoked, and being told there's nothing they can do to "revive" the person. A channel called Brew recently made a video about it.

I'm dumbfounded about how Squirrel was backed by that union

Man, OP has a wild life.

Had a similar situation with a "state" entity too - the Department of Corrections. Wife and I started getting calls on our cell phone from people who had a family member(s) INCARCERATED by this department, and they were calling the number that was in error on the DOC's website. This went on for about three weeks, and after finding out WHO they were trying to call, we contacted that department and were rebuffed RUDELY by a woman who actually said "Tough sh**; deal with it". So we did. I started answering the phone, and on hearing the nature of the calls meant for the DOC, we'd explain it was the wrong number and we're "sorry, but your loved one was mistakenly EXECUTED last night. Our condolences to your family.". Want to guess how fast that number was corrected? After two days we stopped getting those calls completely. Sometimes a little "Prorevenge" is needed for those whose government jobs make them think no one else matters! Now imagine a groinacologist being TOO CHEAP TO WANT TO RESOLVE THEIR OWN MISTAKE!

Lmao at the revenge on Squirrel.

that last story is friggin brilliant! LOL!!!

I think they would BOTH have to pay for a new number. OP to change his, and the dr. office to change theirs to OPs old number.

See just being nice to people means you never have to suffer at the hands of a prorevenger.

O.p.'s father should have welded all of squirrels tools into a pile of scrap metal.

The squirrel one reminds me of a story my dad told me, my dad was a diesel mechanic and one of the guys he worked with used to play pranks by putting grease under other peoples tool boxes and car handles, so one day my dad drilled a hole in his tool box and inserted a grease nipple then connected an electric grease gun which once connected pumps grease from a 200litre container, he put a zip tie on the trigger and let it run all night emptying the 200 litres into his tool box😂

Omg the squirrel one had style!

"Is this the Adult Learning Center?" "NO THIS IS PATRICK!"

"Oh. Hell. No. Lets Dance" - Shakespeare.

Rslash:what a garbage can of a human being Me:dont insult garbage cans

i can relate to squirrel. i like collecting things too, but i don’t steal them from where i work, i find them on the street instead. people sometimes compare me to a crow...

Can confirm, he wouldn't even be supporting a dog

i'd like to see a subreddit on all these "wrong number" incidents, because they got me genuinely curious as to how many times things like this occur.