r/Prorevenge My Family Tried To Scam Me Out of A $1,000,000! 

2 Life tips. 1 . Don't talk without a lawyer. 2 . Don't talk to your opposing lawyer.

First story: That sort of restriction on an inheritance is called an _entailment_ . For the most part, they are now illegal in the US and the UK. (There are some specialized uses still allowed.)

Parents on Christmas morning: one more hour please! Kids on Christmas morning: WE RIDE AT DAWN BITCHES

"When I read 'semen cake', I thought this was going to end *very* differently!" This is Reddit, not Fear Factor.

Christmas joke of the day: Wife: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas Me: *sipping toast* "Why?"

The proper way to present the Klaus video to someone else: "Look at this forklift training video. It's funny because it shows the subtle cultural differences between the German approach and the North American one." Never fails.

Karen: I AM NOT GONNA PAY YOU!! OP: im gonna end this Karen's whole career

Forkliftdriver Klaus is a legend in Germany.

A notary so incompetent as to let forged/altered instruments get by him should lose his license and drive a diaper service truck for a living.

The story regarding the Will happens more often then most would believe. It happened to a friend of my, whose sister tried cutting him out of his inheritance by manipulating their mothers deteriorating state of mind... Years and THOUSANDS of dollars later, he finally received his inheritance but had to sell his family home to pay lawyer fees.

What did we do to deserve a Christmas gift? Merry Christmas!

First story: OP you did the right thing, if this wasn’t taken care of your uncles side of family could have got away with total FRAUD! Your uncles aide is messed up and you are amazing for taking things into your own hands. Even if you didn’t have to! I bet your mother and your side of the family is proud!

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Happy Holidays Everyone! And good morning!

Uncle side of the family: we're gonna make this will illegal, what are they gonna do? Sue us? They're only 80% of our family, what could go wrong? Everything...

In the intro I thought you were gonna say "were an idiot thief goes up against a professional thief" Edit: Spelling

If my family tried to do that to me, I would disown them

Wow, R/ slashes even on Xmas. Happy xmas!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO WHOEVER IS READING THIS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND EVERYTHING ELSE! OR IF YOU DON'T CELEBRATE ANYTHING AT ALL

"Bee-Glee-on-Base" No, it's Beagle on Bass

Merry Christmas slashers. Here’s to a safe and healthy 2021

Your fucking awesome rSlash!!! I’ve been listening to you for years and now my whole family listens. We all sat around after opening presents listening to this episode and loved it. Thank you being such a gentlemen and a scholar.

So,on a unrelated note,I'm asian and trying to sleep,but I'm having a hard time sleeping due to the stress,and your videos somehow helps,I don't know how but thanks!

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1: Merry Christmas 2: 2 MINUTES AFTER POSTING AND MY GOD

Happy holidays lasses, lads, and non-binary rads! It's Christmas today but we respect all holidays here

So I checked out forklift driver klaus, all I can say is comedy gold

Oh my god, thank you Rslash for recommending Fork lift Klaus!! That was funny af

OP in the inheritance story should have thanked the cousin in front of everyone for the tip that something was off :p

forklift drive klauss was the bomb when i watched it 10 years ago! i remember laughing the entire time lol!

Omg, I've seen that semen cookbook on amazon years ago, my friend sent it to me as a cringey joke. I recall one of the reviews where a lady admitted she had milked her husband and used it for her nine year olds birthday cake. Apparently she got compliments on the frosting which is what she used it on. I had to seriously wonder if this was considered a crime to serve bodily fluids to unknowing party guests. Obviously it is and people are sick.

To everyone who sees this: Happy Holidays!!

Hey rslash, thanks for the content, it's one of the highlights of my day everyday. I hope you and your family are having a great time with family. Merry christmas!

I love that inheritance story, every time it comes up I re-listen to it.

Part of me has a hard time believing that the investment group that bought out that pet store would only want employees to stick around for 2-3 years. But then again, knowing our society, if it means making more money for those at the top, they'll toss out even the most loyal and hardworking employees.

Anyone else trying to sleep but can't? 😂

Thank you so much for uploading on Christmas!!!

No rest for our boy Rslash! Even working Christmas Day. Merry Christmas dude!

I still fell bad for the first story... they’re gonna go through decades of legal battles due to how shit the justice system works here in Italy

Thank you for being a daily part of my life. As an artist it's great to play these while drawing! Hope you have a great day and Merry Christmas!

Just came back from watching that Klaus video. I've never heard of it until today! Thanks for mentioning it to us 'cause it's right up my alley.

I just watched Forklift Driver Klaus, and, on the bright side, my "videos that make me question reality" playlist has one of its best entries in a while.

Even a village idiot knows not to piss off a lawyer... omg I just watched Klaus !!! Frigging hilarious

Merry Christmas to everyone but the entitled family in the first story and those that find masks to be stupid in these times

Op"the will was bulletproof! Also OP"Several weeks later I noticed it was missing pages"

STORY #1 I CAN RELATE BECAUSE MY DAD IS AN ATTORNEY AND I SEEN AND HEARD ABOUT HIM HELPING FAMILY AND FRIENDS WITH WILLS. THANKFULLY, SO FAR SO GOOD! MY DAD IS A REALLY GREAT ATTORNEY, HE WINS WAY MORE THAN HE LOSES IN COURT.

8:02 lol someones family is going to hell for one of the seven deadly sins xD

I Didn't expect a "Staplerfahrer Klaus" recommendation on this channel :D (it is a video for fork lift training here in Germany). but what i really disliked today i had 8 ! Advertisments today (and two after the video)

Staplerfahrer Klaus, an all time classic :D

Quick context for the webdev story; Bootstrap is a library that has the equivalent of "drag-and-drop" simplicity components, so you don't have to make it yourself (Saves you a LOT of time making components) Also, props to them for being able to whip up a backend in 2h, it took me like 18h to set up Firebase for the first time lol

I have never been 7 minutes early on youtube in my whole life.

Ah, now that's a classic. We had to watch forklift driver Klaus here in Sweden too 😂

That forklift Klaus vid was hilarious!!

Part of the OSHA forklift training is to make people be *aware* of how dangerous it is to operate the forklift. This is what encourages caution. The use of video is very effective since the trainee is witnessing with their own eyes how brutal it can be instead of just imagining it. Sadly it's also what scares a lot of people OUT of operating a forklift, which to the company paying for your training is considered a waste of money. But that's the gamble they *have* to take since it's the law. Too bad that Mr. Company Man didn't understand that but that's the price for being cheap.

Legend says forklift driver Klaus is still rolling to this day. Godspeed Klaus!

Them: *Refuses to pay $10* OP: *shuts down their site within a week because of alleged semen* Them: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

Wishing everyone reading this a safe and happy holiday.

I guess the lesson here is don't mess with a lawyer!

Dude from the forklift! The Forklift driver Klaus is freaking laugh out loud with tears in my eyes hilarious!!!

"we wish you a scary Christmas and a happy new fear" i dont celebrate it but i surely dont care

Merry Christmas everyone!

Honestly, I can just sit here for hours on end and watch r/'s videos, and they never cease to interest me.

I worked with floor jacks for pallets and powered jacks and forklifts for years as a warehouseman and a truck driver. So, when I entered the receiving room on my first day at a new job, I grabbed the power jack and unloaded the truck that backed in and was told, next time you must have a license for the operation of a power jack, yet, the manager let me use it to unload 5 more trailers over the next two days, then the Safety Lady came into work and gave me a 5 minute video and a attachment to my badge. When she qualified/tested/taught us to operate the sit-down gas forklift I taught her to always look backwards as you slowly back, every time you back, as you are much more likely to wreck going in the direction you are NOT looking. Experience was often appreciated, if it is gently taught, by the right type of person.

Whenever forklifts or workplace safety comes up in conversation I make a point of mentioning Klaus and recommending folks watch it. With the warning that it is campy horror movie gory at times but in a semi-light way.

Merry Christmas everyone! And happy holidays!

That Forklift Driver Klaus video was the best Christmas gift that I received today.

A new video on Christmas! Merry Christmas to me! Thank you Rslash! You're the real mvp!!! *just finished watching forklift Klaus ...... wtf did I just watched ....

Happy Christmas r/slash + wife + yugo! Thanks for taking the time to read this out on crimbo day! Have a good one!

13:14 This is the video "Forklift Klause" (Made in 2001): ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CyNnXg18qUc.html

That first one is almost exactly the plot of Puccini's opera Gianni Schicchi. Very good and only an hour, worth the watch.

Italian here- as far as I know, close family (spouse, children and parents if there are no children) always gets a part of the inheritance (that we call "legittima") unless something really serious comes up (things like the discovery that the person who left the inheritance was m*rdered by one of said heirs, or stuff like that). If the aunt didn't have any children with her husband, and the husband's parents were already dead, 50% of inheritance would've gone to her, regardless of what happened. And as OP said, since she had a right to that 50% by law, the conditions made by her husband were illegal and not valid. I'm no lawyer though.

this notification is so early merry christmas y'all

You're telling me your work showed videos of people actually getting hurt or killed using a forklift? I'm calling bullshit. They might have been mock videos.

Regarding Occupational Health And Safety, I still remember my "shop" teacher (what the Americans would call it anyway) pointing out the compressed air line and mentioning just how horrendously bad an idea it would be to try blowing air up someones rear (he used a more crude word) using it. Compressed air does NOT act like a balloon pump. Its effects are more comparable to stabbing someone with an ice pick. Everyone in that class took that advice to heart, fortunately.

I used to watch your videos everyday, but them I moved across the world and fell behind. The good thing is that now I get to catch up with a whole bunch of them! Marry Christmas to me lol. thank you, Rslash!

Merry Christmas everyone or happy Hanukkah

Hi, y'all are epic. Happy holidays

Imagine not being grateful for HALF an inheritance to the point you forge the will. Then get caught and lose said half and more because of legal fees for breaking the law. Greed is an incredibly terrible thing, no wonder its one of the seven deadly.

Why, Rslash? Why did you make me watch Forklight Driver Klaus? WUT DID I JUST WITNESS!? XD

love your videos

Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays! Hope ya got some good shit, i did

Merry Christmas rShlash!!!! I absolutely love your content and I ran out of your podcasts to watch on Spotify. I listen to your videos and podcasts constantly and it’s the best! Thank you so much for your work!

Oh. My. Gosh! I took your advice and pulled up "Forklift Driver Klaus." How freaking hilarious is that film? 😂🤣😂🤣

Yo

Haven't been this early in a while

I am so happy I finally realized that I had notifications my off these stories are the best!

Italy is very messed up when it comes to laws... I know. My whole family is from there... If someone tries to rob your house during the day, you cannot do anything to said person and because if you do you can go to jail or be sued by said robber, the only time you can do anything is if the person is robbing your house at night, then it is fair game... it is so messed up. Police can't even discharge their weapon at a threat UNLESS that person shots at the police officer first.

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First love ya rslash 💙❤️

Just to clarify: in Italy Pacts of successors are illegal. It means that you can’t write any contract that use an inheritance as a mean of bargaining. Example: I’ll buy something by writing a will in which I put the seller as beneficiary. That made both wills void. Now, if no wills are in place our law prescribes that all inheritance must be divided equally between all the relatives. So the more relatives are on one side of the OP, the more money they get.

There's this compilation video of cement mixer accidents (with the song in the background that goes "Cement mixer, bop de bop de") that has left me scarred for life 😅

Little explanation: in Italy it's illegal to state conditions in your will against the law, and while some "conditions" may be put in to regulate some parts of the inheritance, there are mandatory quotas for family members as established by law, where only the the remaining is freely aviable to give to others or to apply conditions to. As an example, in this case, the spouse(the departed aunt) had either a 50%, 33% or 25% of "mandatory" inheritance(depending on the number of children, 50% if no child, 33% if one child, 25% if more) where the children would have a 33%(if only child) or 50%(if multiple) quota to share leaving the remaining part of wealth free to do as he/she pleases. Therefore, mandating the entirety of the inheritance on a condition means the testament is null and void, and given how the aunt had no children(implied in the "she didn't have any relationship to anyone in this room") she should have received the whole of the inheritance. Additional: either it's that or falls under the "time limit" illegality where a condition can only be set for a reasonable time, not unlimited like "until you die".

Ah yes. Gabelstaplerfahrer Klaus. How could I forget that legend.

Merry Christmas you all and a free and safe new year !

In Italy, basically, there is no "will". Any relative has to get a cut based on their "family tree" position. The will could just specify some of the subdivision (to give to somebody specific properties rather than cash) but any difference in value from the expected "cut" MUST be then compensated to those that could get less than they should.

The first story makes me laugh, OP said he didn't hear the dead talking from their graves. Well, I did thanks to a video on RU-vid, and is somewhat disturbing.

List of Who you don’t mess with 1: IT guy 2: A engineer 3: A lawyer

I went through OSHA training for residential wiring and we had several construction and HVAC people in the class with us and they legitimately said "electrical, there isn't much that we can say other than 'dont be dumb or you'll die' so here's a video compilation of people dying" And then I got certified for life ✌

In my culture we usually use the word grandmother for great aunt. I have cousins with grand children. They call me uncle and not grandfather. I prefer it this way.