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@obviously imagine advertising

My greatest secret is that all of my ‘yo mama’ jokes are just paraphrasings of weird al lyrics. Not so secret anymore.

Come up with your own and it will be all the better.

Then immediately forget them you're in an argument

Damn you didn't have to insult basics like that

...he could have also chose someone that didn't just want him for his money/tax benefits

She's more than basic, she's more common than a white SUV, more common than dirt, more common than f**king atoms

yea

That girl has the brain of a unused fleshlight

I never said that

@@the_black_moon_howls Sorry bud, my mistake.

cool

Spider 3 was kinda garbo in my opinion

IDK have you seen Spider-Man the musical …. It was painful

I thought it was that they were going to kill whoever was annoying them and give away their bones

That's threatening, alright

I thought it meant they were gonna add extra bones to their body

That's clever and rare.

I thought they were just going to shove their own bones into the others body, but you know what... yours makes more sense

yeah we can be weird, a mile is also 5,280 feet... which is the most random number to chose

@@daytonchontos3832 its really not its more like feet and miles werent intended to be compared directly- most modern miles are based off a roman measurement that represented roughly 1000 paces, or 2000 steps in a walk. a nautical mile, which is a bit longer in length to an international mile, is 1/60th of a latitude. it would be like measuring teaspoons with liters, you can do it, but nobody made those measurements with that being the point of reference

Finally a logical opinion

tru

R/rareinsults. That was good.

How he got better night vision, and not death ticket?

@@Crazylom doctors have claimed his genes were changed. I have nocproof if he was in a coma or was it painful or something tho.

@@slvxr What's his name?

How

@@Crazylom Noah

thought they meant they were going to add bones forcefully into your body

@@C_Cool_Guy snap em in half

@@jupitertheplanetboy7328 yeah, I see

@@C_Cool_Guy that would probably be even worse honestly.

@@C_Cool_Guy far scarier and bettwr

If someone had an IQ of -293, how the hell would they still be a cohesive mass? Their molecules would be too dumb to maintain chemical bonds. Density would have to be holding them together. And, yes, I did verify your maths.

@@MsBee-iw3qw Thank you for this lesson in the human body. I greatly appreciate it.

Einstein's IQ was 170, not 160

is that the equivalent of "Absolute Zero" IQ? as in, the dumbest a person can possibly be?

@@HerrConner627 it could have been anything between 160 and 190, iq tests can only give an approximation for it

My English teacher recently left I found him on Instagram in a bee overall Now I have him as my wallpaper

Lemon demon. He could have just said succubus.

@@gogeta5303 i thought it was the guy

🍋

Lol ty (That was me btw)

When the reactor has a better insult then the post

and sisters don't count

THATS ME LETS GO

I recognize the RU-vidr who's video that is, and he's crazy cringe.

I think that was that Axxl dude

I think it's the skeleton dooting meme

Skele-Doot!

I clicked the timestamp and got an ad

"Yes very good" "Really?" "Yes. A very good impression of an idiot"

@@faust6837 “Turn around!” “What? Why?” “You’re putting me off.” “My FACE is putting you off?!” “Yes, now TURN AROUND!”

@@zoinksss1372 "stop talking, makes me aware of your existence"

Awe true to ceasar

@Insomnia_Gaming and then the next second mark's shooting eef with paintballs

It's never too late to install TF2...

Lexi is sexi

@dabbing goose Robin IS good, but, come on. Lexi makes all of us feel good inside.

Robin had enough and kidnapped jack and lexi, don't expect to see them ever again. (:

@@moth6916 Nice play on words, there

@@georgefeser6483 for me robin is better

294???

Your profile looks like if it was in 144p

A request to all 3 narrators: r/insanepeoplefacebook.

@obviously why tho, why

Where is Damien tho?

Mine is "You have a room temperature IQ"

Mine is: You f_cking rusty bicycle in a dumpster fire.

I feel like that was from kaif

@@nyx_4814 the respone to that one is saying "in kelvin"

Emkay not robin go to his channel to make this joke fit

@@Jrsonicyt-is-weird is this a r/woosh or a r/facepalm

@@i-c-u-p9274 Both

Or it could be the creator dislikes his own vids

Brady Reed -lmfao imagine

No, they're just australian

His head more looks like one of those weeble wobbles. Bet he's never failed at a headstand

I FRIGGING KNOW RIGHT SHJJHSJHSHJS

Tell me about it… (i was the person who made the lemon demon tweet)

@@person8934 Awesome! Sorry about your English teacher 😂

What possessed you to say that

Planet or mineral?

All of the planets, except for Earth, were named after Greek and Roman gods and godesses. The name Earth is an English/German name which simply means the ground. It comes from the Old English words 'eor(th)e' and 'ertha'.

Best I could do

@@weekyle1529 r/wooosh

yes

If you can't prove that I'm gonna serve you a pizza!

Congratulations!

I cannot express how amazing this feels

@@kweep1 beautiful 😩

@@Ihavenoideawhattocallthiscrap I have achieved greater heights of fame, alas my face has been blurred and nobody knows it is me

It was hilarious

I knew I recognised him

it looks like bread, weiswurst and "waldmeister" flavored jelly. but even if thats true it would still be a crime because they would be missing the mustard,

You're trying too hard my dude

@@alex-fs9yt e

@@alex-fs9yt and how the hell did ya find this comment.

👌🏻

I think it's a hand and the name is 'EmKay' because it's like saying "Mkay" but with an E and it's doing the 'okay' hand symbol (👌)

@@tay188 ok, that’s clever. 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

@@gyhsntdbb9237 thanks dude

she's probably still heated over android vs apple (she's 100% team apple too)

@@dreamingpichu2334 she probably eats raw pasta.

@@gunsandroses896 I bet her mom is named Karen

@@dreamingpichu2334 she's probably thinks she's the life of the party when in reality she sits in her room eating stale chips.

... i like cereal without milk 🤡

New Vegas all the way

I know the book series was amazing Tho the movie was awful in my opinion

I loved that series I read it in like maybe a total 22 hours

@@touyamochizuki286 I simply loved the books. Read them multiple times, never got bored of it. But that movie. Awful isn't a bad enough word for it. They tried to mash the first two books together, and failed miserabely.

@@touyamochizuki286 seriously! I have hardcover copys of all four books, and I've never gotten bored. But the movies sucked. Like, really bad

I mean they're basically every single fantasy trope slapped together. The first book is pretty rough. Later ones get better, but the pacing is horrendous and they do rely heavily on just using several tropes straight up with no real variation. They're enjoyable books, but they often get bogged down by strictly adhering to things every single other fantasy novel does. I did appreciate that the books didn't end with a typical happy ending though and that there were at least a few actual consequences for the characters' actions.

@Choices why are you like this i know you've done it before

IM IN HAHAHAHA 7:51

@@YOSyries thanks

@@youareoneant what is the link because i don't recognize it

@@tay188 it's a link to a random relaxation video

Sadly she does (i was the person btw)

That must be ma brother in the room

Yeah, the safest thing gun-owners can do is to pretend they don't have a gun.

that and the cops that arrive will probably think you shot first anyway

Fun Fact: While it's smarter, it's also harder to achieve.

Yeah.....only in America it's terrifying. That was the point of the whole comment. Just because your dad isn't like that doesn't mean there isn't far too many others that ARE that comment! Point proven over and over again. That attitude is why America has the gun problem to begin with.

@@Rage_Harder_Then_Relax maybe if they're waving it around sure....

Yes I have

@@drmegasteve4335 Well I did comment this a minute after the video was out so technically it was correct for that time.

@Choices Bruh

Nice PFP

You are so true!

Robin is our king bird