r/Religiousfruitcake | i give 1000 people their souls back. 

If Mr. Beast is a demon, then Emkay is the Holy Spirit sent here to gift us with Reddit reads!!!

Post starting 10:49 is just heartbreaking. That poor Woman is so thouroughly brainwashed it sounds like she's actually going through a psychosis when thinking about her appearantly pos husband

Yup! Humans, as well as most mammals, have parasitic pregnancies, where the fetus will leach any nutrients it is lacking from the mother. Humans actually have one of the most brutal forms of it, it's why we have periods. We need the thicker endometrial lining to prevent the placenta from growing through the uterus and into the surrounding organs. Humans are hard core. Every human was born through battle.

9:00 That chart is a chart of cross-references but not in the way the person thinks - it's a chart of all of the contradictions of the bible. The different lengths of the white lines represent the length of the bible chapter. So this person is right that the bible is "diverse", but this chart shows that it shouldn't be taken so literally because it is basically a book of contradictions

14:54 "she blushed and went back into the kitchen" to grab a knife and stab him i hope

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Jack, enthralled by r/religiousfruitcake, reads on with a thirst for knowledge he cannot shake.

I love how the bible says to love everyone, including: other religions, gay people, and athiests. But they either dont read the bible or skip over that part. Edit:spelling(you wont know im illiterate)

I just love it when Jack obliterates every word with his own pronunciation.

"How could dinosaurs possibly mate?!" Has that person ever thought about how turtles mate? It's the exact same.

I LOVE how the one meme insinuates that the bible was only written once, when it has literally been rewritten about 3,000 times into 3,000 versions

About the demons referring to “they/them/we/us” thing, that refers to a very specific instance in the Bible where one guy was possessed by a few thousand demons all at once. You know, the “My name is Legion, for we are many” story. So, while technically true, it’s also not because that was just one very specific incident.

10:28: AND that's when you get a lawyer and start sueing someone because for-profit organisations are not allowed to discriminate against people like that, In short, if your organization pays taxes, you can't use "religion" as an excuse to deny someone a service or employment

12:05 i love how jack's response to reading something so horrific is to just sing a my little pony song lmao

10:49 Literally broke my heart. It's terrible seeing that poor woman posting about that like it's a good thing. I hope she receives help and gets away from her horrible husband. :(

13:46 The way these weirdos talk will always be hilarious to me. It's like they'll be mostly positive, only to drop a "btw, if you don't stop doing this one specific thing I hate, you're going to burn in hell for all eternity." And then rate it 3/5. You'd think committing, in their eyes, an irredeemable sin would lead to a lower rating.

my science teacher is pretty conservative, and at one point we were going over symbiotic relationships in class. one of my classmates raised her and and said "so then . . . is a fetus a parasite?" and the teacher looked so utterly appalled, I almost burst out laughing

10:19 Isn’t that LITERALLY illegal? No, really. Refusing someone an occupation because of their gender/sexuality. Isn’t that PART OF THE BILL OF RIGHTS?

16:51 as someone who grew up atheist, i always felt weirded out when people tried pushing religion on to me, in fact, i remember, one day walking home from school, two boys from the nearby church where tailing behind me and i remember just freaking out and feeling very scared, like, you dont just follow a seven yr old home to talk about "our lord and savior, jesus christ" because that shit can make you seem very bad and scary and evil in the eyes of a young kid, because well, that is what you are, im glad a few years ago they stopped, i remember also seeing them follow a girl to the bus stop and she seemed very disturbed and mad at them for following her around, these religious freaks' "morals" are really them wanting to leach onto people and indoctrinate them, which is why im still an atheist

I hate the dumb "mR bEaSt iS a dEmON" thing. Seriously, he literally CURED A MANS BLINDNESS. ITS LITERALLY WHAT GOD DOES HOW DO YOU SUDDENLY EQUATE THAT TO THE DEVIL

19:30 Im puzzled how some people are so religious that they can somehow relate the stupidest things to a disbelief in god like my guy was talking about a lamppost 😭😭😭

0:53 the best part about this is the bible has been altered in different ways in small ways like improving the grammar of characters and huge ways like altering the creation of eve (she wasn't created from adam's rib but from half of him,it was altered probably because they didn't like the idea of a man and woman being equals)

0:00 those angels need to mind their damn business

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If the mother has twins and she confuses the boy and girl breasts, the babies might turn out transgender, so it's important to label the breasts right away

Fun fact: A symbiote is kind of a parasite, but instead of making life miserable it makes it better for the host Marvel named the symbiotes after an actual thing in zoology Ik its a simplified way of explaining, but eh am lazy

For 22:24 with the Bible passages about demons using they/them/we/us, I looked at those passages and… 1. The demons do frequently use We/us… when there is more than one of them 2. In the four passages said to contain they/them/we/us, they is used once (when talking about a group of demons, not a singular one), and them is not used a single time.

I love Wings of Fire with my heart and soul, it’s really a wonderful series, and I don’t think making two dragons have a lesbian relationship will cause the author (Tui T. Sutherland) eternal damnation.

23:40 McDonald's isn't telling me I'm going to burn in hell, because as a woman I kissed another woman with her consent, while hiding pedophiles in their ranks

Okay all jokes aside the post made by women talking about submitting to thier husbands is just....sad. Some girls are raised like that and it's dangerous. That cycle is likely to continue on to her daughter and she will be taught that her only purpose in life is to make babies and live under a man. My heart breaks for these women, even though they say stupid shit because in the end they are victims.

The funny thing about 12:53 is that Christianity is just "some all-powerful deity appeared from nowhere and created everything because yes and also he makes everyone equal and with a purpose but also gays are a mistake even though God can't make mistakes and women are not equal to men even though everyone was created equally" It indeed makes perfect sense as well.

0:56 As if the Bible hadn't been re-written and re-translated multiple times as well lmao Edit : Well it looks like the one at 8:20 confirms it

fun fact: the pridemonth going into demon design was actually designed by a trans artist who thought it was funny

18:48 how can this person be such a heavily christian sonic fan when the game shadow the hedgehog exists

As a demon, i would just like to say that not all of us are evil! Most of us that end up on the surface try to help humanity! All the evil demons are locked away with all the other evil spirits :D

It’s nice Jack is reading this because I imagine Robin would likely lose his mind at the insanity 😅

He gave 1000 pepole their souls back.

8:44 Since Jack didn’t know, and a fair amount of people also might not, that image is a depiction of all the times the bible contradicts itself 💀

10:00 - And that folks is how you get sued into oblivion for both discrimination and breaching civil rights.

Ok, but “the choices you make will one day cost you eternity” has to be one of the hardest lines ever, even in this context.

17:30 I really love when this type of thing happens... Like "Yes! Dont play the game where you fight against the devil, Is wrong"

13:17 as a wof fan I can confirm that people like this are in every comment section crapping on peoples work. I love this series and personally love that fact that there are queer dragons in it! Btw sundew and willow the mentioned couple are one of the most wholesome ships in the series, being healthier than a lot of heterosexual ships.

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“…that one didn’t age quite so well”

You know what's scary about that person talking about Abraham and Sarah, they were brother and sister. Half siblings, but siblings nonetheless.

22:33 I don't read the bible. But I used to be Catholic since I had to go to a catholic school. I'm not catholic anymore though. But in those verses. There is a legion of demons. Which is why they refer to themselves as "They/Them/We/Us" it's because it is a legion of demons in one body.

I love when evil mrbeast said: "Its Mrbeastin' time" and Mrbeasted all over them

8:58 That is an image of cross-references in the bible, but the different coloured lines actually represent all the times the bible contradicts itself. The bars on the bottom are different lengths to show how long that chapter was.

8:46 Op is almost right, it is the bible... But... It's narrative, logical and historical contradictions, where color indicates type.

Poor Jack just broke at 12:06, having to go to MLP to get some sort of solace over what sounds more like an abusive relationship than a loving one

@10:25 hope they enjoy being sued to oblivion with the fact they admitted they discriminated based on a protected class.

10:30 in Fairness, this is the best way these fruitcakes could handle their discrimination

17:40 not to mention Diabilo (and doom) are about as cristian as you can get. The Protagonist litterally fight demons to save a town over run by evil, something directly helping angels fend off an invasion of heaven, with a huge moral message at the end of not falling to tempation. Like im not kidding. Diabilo 1? The lord of lie (diabilo) whisters sweet nothing int oa king who gos mad and becoems the vessale for the demon lord. Your character then decends into helpp via a desicrated churge to fight THE DEVIL one on one and kill it. Diabilo 2 start because the hero, worn down from their batles takes the soul gem of diabilo and infuses it inhimself wit hthe goal of being a living prison only to be corrupted by the devil. enter a new player to splay the oold one for falling to tempation. Diabilo 3? The forces of heaven are taking to fight to the 3 lords of hell who have come to earth and untilmatly you have to help heaven repell the invasion of hell. Like, you can not get any more pro christian faith warrior then that.

11:20 it really does sound like she's dissociating and thinking about sex with Jesus

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13:00 religion: basically the same but with some dude with superpowers doing that

7:07 ah yes, the "I can't be kinky because that's sin so I'll dress my kink in religious terms and that makes it fine! And because it's religious everyone should feel this way!"

14:05 this implies the existence of casual pedos, professional pedos, pedo leagues, and amateur pedos. These must all be searched for and destroyed

Ah yes, the bibble. A book famous for _not_ being rewritten multiple times.

10:36 by the end of this one my blood literally ran cold

9:55 so these people just opened themselves up to a discrimination lawsuit

I choked on my water when they mentioned book 13 the poison jungle, I wasn’t surprised it’s just funny to hear it- (also,Sundew is my lesbian been)

YOO WINGS OF FIRE WAS MENTIONED LETS GO That series is probably my favorite book series of all time, it puts a unique perspective on dragons and humans, and it has a lot of tension and action, with perfect doses of humor in there.

it's honestly VERY concerning how nobody was kind enough to help either of those 2 women get away from their creepy husbands. obviously, i know that's not going to be very easy, but at least the women will start to heal..once they're VERY far from their husbands. 😢

18:31 I once saw my religious studies teacher wearing this shirt for the whole lesson I was only thinking about it

7:54 iirc, this isn’t a graph of cross-references, it’s a graph of contradictions. Yeah, that is a LOT of contradictions, even for the 40 authors who wrote it.

Wings of Fire is my favourite book series and I now have a personal grudge against the person dissing my girl Sundew

13:34 this book is literally a book about dragons edit: (the dragons are gay sometimes, very scary to the christian fruitcakes)

2:41 Actually, you do get some powers (technically) because now your body has to protect this thing growing inside of it, your senses of taste and smell are hieghtened extremely and I think maybe hearing too, and it's believed that the weird cravings are actually from your body being like 'okay we'll need these nutrients and these nutrients to keep this thing living and maybe some of these too for ourself'

The stories that are in the Bib, were written but they were past down before that verbally, so they have more holes than you'd think. And I'm pretty sure the Bib itself doesn't want you to blindly believe it, but rather guide you with the stories, it wants you to learn from them

1:00 Oh, if only that dipsh*t knew just how many times the Bibble has been rewritten and mistranslated... Oh, wait, right; _they don't actually care._ 😑💢

"Hey Guru, what's up, man. Are you okay? You know, having depression doesn't make you a biologist" ~Jack the snack that smiles back, 2023, maybe.

Its so rare to see references to wings of fire. I have only read until the war ended but it is a good series, a bit gory but i would recommend it to everyone

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13:23 I read this entire series (parts of it twice) and I absolutely loved it. I think it‘s just ridiculous to give a great series or book less stars in a review just because you don‘t like the sexuality of a character. (Also Sundew and Willow are really cute you can‘t deny that-)

13:28 ahem snudoo and willow's relationship is the best thing ever and nobody can change my mind

Fuckin love that Tui T. Sutherland made queer characters in WoF

12:09 when shit get so bad you gotta sing MLP songs.

The review at 13:21 physically hurt me, because 1) I fucking love the WoF series and 2) there have been multiple characters before hand who are LGBTQ+ like they wern't the main character of the book but alot of them were important!

23:22 This is not a Jilbab, this is a Niqab. A Jilbab is a headscarf wrapped around your head There are two full body Hijabs, aNiqab, the one without a net covering the eyes ... and a Burqa, the one with a net covering the eye

Smh. WoF has always been my favorite book series, and im very pissed to see people dissing Sundew for being in a loving and healthy relationship with Willow. Just let the dragons be gay damn it!!

8:52 It is a diagram of every contradiction in the bible. The white lines are how many times one book contradicts others.

19:59 "Suck on it snowflake" At least buy me out to dinner first. Does the homophobia come with self hatred or is it the other way around?

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what an interesting, well-aged thumbnail, a thumbnail that definitely does not pertain to any controvertial topics in the current day

22:07 "what do you feel when you see a gay couple" I FEEL JEALOUSY 😩🤚

The first one literally is so true, I always hide under like 6 diff blankets before mastering the bate💀💀 I can imagine my great grampa js watching me disappointed 😔😔😔

“Religion isn’t problematic!” Religion:

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Somehow a large quantity of ReligiousFruitcakes, AreTheStraightsOkay, and NiceGuys all overlap

Fun fact. A nickname Elvis used to have was Elvis "The Pelvis" Presley.

Dear god this aged well

It's ironic that they are the ones performing blood rituals, praising human sacrifice, and under threat of eternal torture by their "loving" deity.

15:18 Ah yes G E N O C I D E

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9:50 I hope they sued the shit out of them for discrimination

7:52 each line is a contradiction in the Bible

I feel offended the wings of fire books are great

I’m an atheist who has lived in a few very christian places, and I’m baffled at how casually kids at school, upon finding out I didn’t believe in God, would tell me I’m going to hell. They never say it like a warning or a threat, they just casually tell me I’m going to be tortured for all eternity.

Being recommended this right now now is crazy