r/Satan - LORD OF HELL 

My dad saw a picture of Jesus wearing a cross necklace and said “why the hell is Jesus wearing a cross?? Shouldnt the cross be wearing him??”

"if you don't believe Jesus had sexual thoughts you don't believe he was fully human!" me, blinking at the asexuals I just found out are inhuman. You elevated beings!

I'm an Australian, and I can confirm that the sky is a deep red. Sometimes we can even hear the Satan and the gays having fun above us.

I love the idea of little demons clinging to random stuff and stubbornly demanding we guess their name before they let go.

god sending people to hell to find a match for satan is adorable. i dig it.

Fun animal fact: Clouded archerfish and smallscale archerfish, freshwater fish native to Asia, are known for their ability to “spit” water out of their mouths to hit prey with considerable force. They can also leap 11 inches out of the water to catch insects in their mouths.

As an Australian I can confirm. The skies here are indeed filled with demons. We call them "magpies."

"Implying he didn't have sexual attraction is implying he wasn't human!" Asexuals: Are we a joke to you?

Jesus got friend zoned, and betrayed, yet he still died for our sins so we can be gay and do crime. Honestly what a guy.

"To imply that Jesus didn't have sexual temptation implies he wasn't fully human" Ace people:

Me, an asexual: "So does this mean I'm a goddess?" 😂

Fun fact: The writing 'ye' (or sometimes ye) as in "ye olde starbucks", is actually an old and middle english evolution of the letter 'thorn' (Þ / Þorn). The use of Y for this came with the emerging of print presses in early 1600s, as not all presses had the letter thorn / Þ, but they "all" had the Y, so use of Y in its place soon became ubiquitous outside of print too. So the 'ye' in "ye olde dild0 shop", was actually pronounced "the".

Fun fact: the pentagram is a symbol dating back to pre-Christianity, and was generally used to ward off evil. It's still in use in various Christian churches in Africa and other places, worn much like the cross is in Europe and the US. Which can make them arriving in places like the US hilarious...

Fun Fact: In Scandinavian rural areas they still worship Freyja even to this day and believe she is watching over everyone. Freyja is the only Nordic deity to survive both Ragnarok and the Twilight of the Gods.

As an Australian I can officially confirm you are correct. The sky is red and we have all be invited to one of those satanic pizza parties next Friday.

The church-skate park is actually even cooler! Apparently the church isn't used as such anymore, but since it's a huge building it would basically be "wasted space", so they made it into a youth center for people to just hang out. And skate. Some nuns visited it once and were delighted at how well the transformation worked. They even tried skating. There are absolutely glorious videos of some teens teaching elderly nuns to skate. In a church.

To answer the question 'was Jesus a b00bs or butt guy?'; I remember hearing a story that someone asked him what he thought about divorce (because getting a divorce was extremely frowned upon) and he answered, "if it were up to me, people wouldn't get married in the first place." because basically s3x in general was icky to him. If this story is true, then Jesus was Asexual and possibly the first ace icon.

Fun fact: there’s a tree that shoots it’s seeds over 40 feet away so the “parent” won’t have to compete with it in the dense forests

You missed out the best thing about that statue. The church hated that it was so sexy, so fired the guy and hired his brother to do it again. Except he made an even sexier Satan XD

Fun fact about Cerberus:Cerberus apparently translates to spot therefore Hades was the first to name his dog spot(along with being the only Greek god in a happy marriage)

Imagine, taking a leisurely stroll in the woods, all is calm and you can listen to the sounds of nature, only for you to see some Swedish guy in the distance rambling on about satan and stabbing plushies 666 likes nice. How fitting

based on the Bible, Jesus is asexual PS I’m Christian and I love rock and metal. I love black metal. I am a member of the LGBTQ+ community. Your content is not unholy, it’s (somewhat) wholesome, and it’s funny. Also, the type of people who use Religion to justify bad actions are terrible and will to go to hell. God’s message is of love. Using Christianity to justify hate is like using a keto diet to justify eating a whole cake. “1 John 4:8 - But anyone who does not love does not know God, for God is love. “ I never feel the need to debate an atheist unless they are the aggressor. Stay safe, have a great day, and remember God loves all of you beautiful people!

17:42 lDunno if someone else already recognized it but I love the way Ghost made it to the subreddit. Go Emeritus lol

2:35 Adventures of God is a webcomic that does exactly this, the devil also refuses to admit God knows his taste and that he married one of them, super wholesome webtoon

I've always said that we crafters are witches, we turn thread into garments, art and linens, so I wouldn't be surprised if we could summon a demon accidentally. That's why it's called witchCRAFT

can confirm as an Australian (living in England now) when i lived in Australia the sky was red and we saw Satan everyday smiling down on us, real nice guy likes spicy food.

The funny thing about the vampires and crosses thing is that you can shove anything in a vampire's face and get the same effect. They're far sighted creatures, so having something shoved in your face and basically blinding you is just annoying.

15:00 hehehehe, i wrote a story about a guy who asked for a puppy from Santa but says satan instead, and he ends up getting a pet hellhound as a present, and by the time he reaches high school, the other things are convinced he's the son of satan or something when in reality he's just dyslexic.

"Clicky Kitty has multiple souls, so can be sacrificed multiple times" *S O U L S T O N K S*

I am actually a Christian subscriber. This Reddit series is my favorite.

17:51 - he's actually going to hell in a hand-basket. Brilliant!

5:30 My friend is an extreme christian and im sending him that

Oh god he's out in the wild again, WHO LET HIM OUT

“Otters are so cute!” Me, who watches Casual Geographic and knows: … yep! Sure! Definitely! They most certainly aren’t furry demons sent straight from hell, Nope, no siree!

10:08 So the Click wants to tap into the power of Hell to solve an Energy crisis and heat swedish homes. I feel like someone had that idea before, and it didn't end well... +Doom Music starts playing+ Oh no...

Fun fact: Old English is actually much closer to Norse, the English that Click referenced her is actually early modern English.

Pretty sure "god tries to set up satan with people and that's why being gay is a sin" is a plot line in the comic "Adventures of God"

The story of the church of skating is actually that the church had been abandoned, so these skater people bought the church and converted it to a skate park

I'm Australian, I can confirm the sky is red here and the whispers never truly go away no matter how loud we scream

19:24 Neither are exact, Voltaire did accepted the presence of a priest a few weeks before his death, and did made a declaration of faith, although very weak (he didn't denounced any of his texts, he just said he died in the catholic religion and ask for forgiveness for his sins and if he offended anyone in the church). However, it's not because of a sudden realization that he had done wrongly, it's because the church had the monopoly on burial, so if he didn't made a gesture towards them, he would've been thrown in a common grave and he didn't wanted that, most atheists or deists philosophers of the time did the same thing. Because that's what happen when the religion have too much power, you need to do lip-service to their faith to get the bare minimum decency ^^' He was buried in a cemetary, nea the church of a friend, but a few decades later, the revolutionnaries sold the church, and retrieved the body to burry him in the Pantheon, a republican cemetary for all Great Men of France, so I think he did win in the end, he got a decent burial, but not in a christian ground :p

Fun fact: There's a song called ''Devil's Trill Sonata'', it was made by Tartini. Here's the story: One night, Tartini dreamt that he sold his soul to the Devil, and at some point in the dream, he asked himself if the Devil understood art and music, so he gave the Devil his violin and asked him to play. And he played. He played so magnificently, it took Tartini's breath away, which made him wake up. Immediately after that he started writing what he could remember from that song. ''Devil's Trill Sonata'' is the final product, but still, a mere tribute to the original song.

Click is the best example of a RU-vidr that is both cursed and wholesome at the same time. Imagine walking and you see a guy reading reddit memes about Satan and talking about a land shark named Mango.

I love the show Lucifer because he very aptly points out that he's the one punishing the bad people, he's not in favour of their behaviours.

24:04 Someone already did that! It's called the gay bible!

I am not Australian but your logic is so perfect It's undoubtedly true.

Jesus has never once said you can't be gay. He was pro-inclusive of all people and believed humans all equal in the eyes of God. The anti-gay sentiment didn't even emerge in Christianity until around the middle ages. Remember that next time a Christian tells you being gay is a sin.

20:54 same. straightn't and cisn't whos developing a vampire nun fetish thanks to click

OMG! The “Do you have time to talk about Satan?” meme is based off of the band Ghost (for those who might not already know that). I demand that all of you watch their music and get into their lore. They absolutely take the piss on the Christian church (more specifically Catholicism) and they’re hilarious. My favorite video is for their song, “He Is”. The lead singer acts like an evangelical preacher and the song sounds like any typical contemporary Christian song until you pay attention to the lyrics. If that doesn’t convince you there’s some nice, uncensored post-baptism boobies even in the video here on RU-vid. For more blasphemous boobies watch their video for “Year Zero” anywhere but RU-vid. The band’s entire schtick is r/Satan but in melodic metal form. I’m not obsessed, or anything, and you can’t prove that I have a Ghost band logo tattoo (called a “grucifix) on the back of my right hand. >_>

A friend of mine told me today that Satan is the King of the southern part of hell so she imagined him with a moustache and an Italien accent. Also, there's a demon at the Gates of hell who spins a weel determaning where you go and there's just a big arrow pointing towards a pizzeria with faint Italian music. It's Satan's Pizzaria

I believe Click is Hagrid's relative. Landsharks, little demons, 3 headed Cerberus puppy (possibly named Fluffy) just to name a few are my evidences. Also he's close with boy with glasses, and teaches us a lot about fantastic creatures (furries, Karens, Fluffies, demons,...)

7:20 I can one up that, if Jesus walks on water, what happens when a tsunami comes, does he get crushed? Does he go IN the water? Does he slide out like ice on a slip&slide?

as a witch i can confirm that entities can be attached to things you buy at thrift stores i for one, accidentally adopted a dragon that was attached to a cool mini dragon statue and is now one of my familiars and i love them

recipe for water: step 1: get water step 2: pour water in bottle step 3: clean up the water you spilled (why didn't you set the bottle down you idiot?) step 4: pour water in pot step 5: boil step 6: stop boiling step 7: leave water alone for 5 hours (water gets tired quickly so it's important to let it rest) step 8: serve room temperature water to your undesired guests

0:42 Asexuals are Gods confirmed

18:13 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

10:30 as an Australian I can confirm

Don’t let the cuteness of Mango distract you from the fact that we’re getting closer to getting an emotional support demon

Clearly for Halloween you should just throw the kitchen sink at it and be: A Cat Nun with a hellfire decal outfit. So basically, cliccy kitty in a nun outfit with hell flames on it. And don't forget to have Mango and Emotional Support Demon sitting on your shoulders. Or they can be your boobas in a sorta revealing way. Either or.

26:42 In the musical "Tanz der Vampire", one Jewish character gets turned into a vampire and also proves immune to crosses. Something similar happens in the Mexican vampire movie "The Great Jacinto", but there, the title hero just whips out a swastika instead.

About the Atheist vampire: i watched a Musical called "Tanz der vampire " (dance of the vampires) one guy there becomes a vampire and when a woman holdes a cross towards him, he takes it, says "no, that wont work on me- i am a jewish vampire!" And tosses it away. The whole audience laughed XD

I'm cisn't and straightn't. Not really a Satanist but have dropped God as my diety and watch the Click so I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell

Satan sounds like the big brother/frat brother that everybody wants to hang around and throw a party with

The atheist vampire thing kind of happened in one of my favorite books, except the vampire was Jewish. Someone threatened him with a cross and he just went “wrong religion”, took it from his hand and threw it away😂

" Ah yes, sacrifice to Satan..." Me who's been listening to Ghost all day: "Hell yeah!"

Suggestion: when Click finally gets around to his emotional support demon, have an option that can attach to clothes (magnet or pincher option) so you can always have your demon with you. Just make sure to not forget them in Goodwills or other thrift shops.

imagine trolling goodwill by attaching demons to the clothes you give away

At 25:48 that is Jensen Ackles who plays as dean Winchester in the show supernatural. I highly recommend that the click watches it.

20:42 It is Kinda sad that I can't Relate to being a Furry, a Satanist, or a Furry Satanist... or Satanist Furry... Whatever it was, Can't remember. However, I respect every Individual in these Categories. Thank you for being you! ^w^

“If you don’t believe Jesus had sexual feelings, you don’t believe he was fully human!” Me: So, basically all asexuals are gods?

“Otters are so cute!” Aaaand they’re kinda a menace to society. Cute and evil, just perfect for Click.

10:31 Back in 2019 when the bushfires were really bad I left my classroom to go to the toilet. I had to walk outside for a bit on the way. When I stepped outside of the main building I looked up and saw the sky was an orangey-red, not normal for this kind of day and covered in smoke. I didn't worry too much about it because I live close to the city, so far away from where they were happening. It was kinda scary though, and proves how strong the fires were. This sentence kinda reminded me of that lol.

25:29 Well of course he's going to get up at an ungodly hour.

Fun fact: you can make holy water by boilng the hell out of it

Hi an Australian here- yes we indeed look up at a blood red sky. We also sometimes fall off the planet and are obviously also figments of everyone’s imaginations c= Hope this helps! 😀

3:53 you should check out Good Omens

13:49 reminds me of when we had daily family prayers and as a child, i'd often not pay attention and pet the dog or 'aw' when it was doing something cute and my mother always said it was actually satan using her to distract me from jesus lmao

I think you would totally love the creepy pasta “What happens when you write a letter to Satan instead Santa” on Mr. Creeps’s channel. It is hysterical.

My adopted daughter gifted me the VIP ticket to hell. She wouldn't have gone there solo but giving her adopted parental unit VIP. I love it.

Yeah, as an Australian. I see the souls of the damned swirling in the sky screaming in eternal agony everyday 🥰

16:17 Me and my sister have saved up to buy this game it’s about a lamb sent to be beheaded but was possessed and started a cult the goal is to keep the cult alive it looks fun

If you haven't yet, I highly recommend you watch Good Omens. It's literally about the friendship between an angel and demon trying to stop Armageddon. You'd probably like it

I feel like Satan would be the cool teacher who doesn’t give homework and brings pizza once a week. Also, Click, please play Cult of The Lamb. I think you’d like it. While you’re here, consider the following: duck dog gryphon.

My mother who works as a counsellor loves these videos, 10/10 wholesome content

God get's petty over a tower, Jesus getting petty over a fig tree, yup they're family.

23:12 - "fiendish imp" ...Blitzo?

Imagine actually walking into click performing a satanic ritual on a plushy

"what is that?" "Satan having a pizza party..." "okay, I like it, Picasso!"

0:54 Asexuals: am I a joke to you

11:50 God was a glyptodon?!? Who'd'a thunk it!

I don’t think anyone is gonna see this but I really needed this coz I just had a huge beak up. Thank you Click for being an amazing person, I hope everyone in the community a wonderful life

That opening was terrifying. I thought he actually went outside. Don't do it, Click! That where the people are. It's just not worth it.

17:49 I like how he's driving a handbasket. Thanks for the video Click.

This man is the embodiment of that one meme where it's like : if by age 25(35 in the og) I didn't become a star I was just gonna become a serial killer. :well gurl how old are you I'm getting nervous? :*mischievous smile* Some one in another r/satan said that even a serial killer would be scared of him , like he's just gone insane

OK but walking on water should be like walking on mud, all squelchy and not fully solid

4:26 God comming down to show his sick tricks: "how do you do fella kids?"

10:37 As an Australian, I can confirm that our sky is red and full of demons. That's why it's so hot and we get fires all the time.

My family is in the process of moving and every time we go up to the house we’re moving to we always pass by this church and one time the sign in front of it said Jesus is comming and we all laughed at it and wanted to know which teenager convinced whoever was in charge of the sign to spell it like that

0:47 as an aro-ace this comment has now deemed me INHUMAN BOW BEFORE ME

The blood donation in my area is actually themed around vampires. It's pretty great.

Back when I was a church-going kid there literally was a skate park room in the church. The pastor was a ventriloquist and a classic car collector during the week and ran a program for at-risk youth. They'd help restore the cars, gaining skills and spending time productively with positive adults. He did ventriloquism performances at local comedy clubs and at schools. Very cool, unconventional guy! He eventually got fired from the pastor thing when his demonstrations during his sermons got out of hand. He was trying to express "the church is the people, not the building" and literally burned a model of a church in front of the congregation...