r/TerminallyStupid - ah yes, ”Science” 

NOBODY let the man be....

Are you telling me that's not how you do it?

@@VoidStaresback 360 wouldnt change anything, 180 would be the right thing 2 say

I’m not doing it

I think it was part of the joke-

Take my like and leave

Shut up and take my up vote 😂

dude lmao

You son of a- Take my ñike and leave.

R/AngryUpvote

What about google?

@@indrimza It was a yahoo answer thing so that’s basically what she resorted to but it’s still sad to think there was likely no one to answer her in person.

@@ayelemensah8816 true dat

I wanted to write something really mean about this woman, but after reading your statement, I cannot do it anymore. So, at least here, you made me a better person. Thank You.

And you know what's even more sad? That her husband is just as supernaturally ignorant.

It’s is if you do then after at least a year you wont need to worry about Any expenses

don't worry you will live you entire life without buying that medicine

If you stop buying it you can live the rest of your life just fine without it.

It took me half a minute to tell what you said... Maybe I am terminally stupid

Yay!!

he blersed

What about bill nye

@Hello Hello yus

It's not the weirdest thing they heard him shout

@@unbekannternutzer25 *insert a compilation of wierd click noises, including his owos here*

They also hear him go over furry irl that shit is crazy

Now I need to be his neighbour! 🤣 lol!

Being his neighbor would be a ✨blessing✨

@shiomicchi7247 ..I think you just helped me figure out I may be lactose intolerant. Thank you?

It’s the chosen one!

Me too. The one about patient death due to "lol gotta plug in our portable AC" also made my piss fizz 😤

Bold of you to think anyone loves that guy lmfao

**intense throwing up noises**

Since I'm actually lactose intolerant I'm somewhat tempted to get this tattooed on myself 😅

Maybe I should get it on my ass cheek? You know, because if I drink milk I'll get bad enough gas to pretty much take flight thanks to the amount of wind I'll be passing 🤣

Live, laugh, shut the f■■■ up

I know right?! It's infuriating how someone can be so ignorant and insensitive about something so horrible. Especially since it's so recent that some of its victims are still alive

Fr. I'm not German but I was still taught about it and I can't belive people out there are so ignorant...

@@ines1084 Well, I sure can believe it. Evidently people forget how to spell after or even during school. So you expect them to remember what they were taught in History classes? How very naive of you :* Adding: I also hate ignorant people such as those.

Ah yes, because the slippery slope of individual rights being violated now is in no way similar to another slippery slope of rights being violated 70 years ago. Australia is rounding up people even SUSPECTED of having COVID and putting them in camps, btw. Sound familiar yet? Maybe pay attention when people make comparisons to Holocaust.

@@jfangm The key word is "credible". Nothing about what you said is credible. You just compared quarantine stations for international arrivals to forced labour/death camps. Plus nobody is being rounded up, international arrivals just have to stay quarantined for a while to make sure they don't have the disease. In times of cholera and the bubonic plague, ships had to stay in the harbour for a while to ensure they weren't carrying diseases before the crew was allowed off the ship. Makes sense, right? And that's the only purpose the camps in Australia serve. To keep the disease out and ensure everyone's safety. Btw don't bother replying. I don't care that you disagree with me, you're entitled to your own opinion. I just didn't want to leave the misinformation you just spread uncommented

And was the guy who couldn't climb the ladder really stupid at all? A bit uncoordinated sure, but maybe its harder than it looks to control it. And that floor looks slippery. I actually think the ones who would have climbed the ladder and risked serious injury when it starts to slide may be the stupid ones...

The medical name😂

Yup and because most time your "water breaks" when you go into labour. My mum thought she peed herself for a minute in her first pregnancy 🤣

Amniotic fluid isn't actually water but it is liquid so your overarching point stands.

Honestly it balances the amount of curse energy he creates

No. It’s cathartically terrible. 😁

Omg same 😮

I'm only wearing _one_ sock. 😁

@@leyrua On your foot, right? Right???

WTF ME TOO-

I am wearing no socks

I replayed that bit several times. It was so good.

its OVIOUSLY magic pixey dust gathered by saten to trick humans into prioritize sience over god. and the dust is CLEARLY gathered by gay/lgbtq folk, eager to bring this world to ruin! I am not religious, this is satire(or whatver the simple word is for exsaderated insane rage baity stuff)

I believe the number is roughly 63% that are Lactose Intolerant, but that is based on data that is about a decade old, if I recall correctly. Lactase is actually an enzyme; calling it a chemical appears to misrepresent it as an inorganic compound instead of an organic one. The genetic mutation that allows for Lactase Persistence is believed to have originated in Scandinavia, most likely as an alternate milk source for infants and an extra food reserve in hard times. Eventually the population evolved a genetic mutation to keep producing Lactase long after infancy, instead of its normal cessation around the toddler stage of development. Lactose Intolerance is not the only dietary evolution cause by a localized genetic mutation. For instance, the majority of japanese citizens have a genetic mutation that allows them to break down particular chemical bonds in native seaweed (nori) that other humans cannot. This lets their bodies access various vitamins and minerals that other humans' bodies would just excrete along with fecal matter. Thank you for coming to my TED-Talk.

@@derekstein6193 All enzymes are chemicals, but not all chemicals are enzymes. If someone doesn't understand the difference they should go back to elementary/grade school... But yes that's a very valid point and I was not aware of where the mutation originated, just that it existed. Brew didn't go into a huge amount of depth as to the origins, just explained part of the reasons as to its existence and why it's significant regarding lactose intolerance... I should've put "about 60%" as that leaves more leeway than a blanket "60%"

Our body does not stop producing Lactase at a certain age by default. Sometimes it's a simple optimisation process: if you stop drinking milk, producing an enzyme to process milk is a waste of energy for the body. He simple stops producing it. On the other hand milk is a good source of energy, so as long as it is available, the body will use it and will not stop the production of lactase. H8wever that does not mean that happens with all people, causes for lactose intolerance vary.

At a certain age?? Well that explains why in like my early teens I never figured out why I was in horrible pain every morning after a bowl of cereal. Now I'm late 20's, it's very random. I haven't figured out what triggers it yet. Full stomach, empty stomach, good sleep, bad sleep, with food, without food....!

I know this. Milk is literally for babies. That means anyone who drinks milk is technically an Abdl by default BC the drink a beverage for an infant.

Did it physically hurt your brain to witness the stupid? For me, it did. Room temp IQ should be criminal lmao

@@WadeWalkerYT ROOM TEMP IQ- 💀💀💀

I was thinking f but to be fair.....c seems more accurate

Come on guys, let’s don’t insult the ants by implying that this would even be a challenge for them

To be fair air could beet these people at an IQ test

And I wish math wouldn't be that complicated XD

@@DarkSecret149 those fractions aren’t complicated. At least you can picture those fractions in your head by just imagining a pie cut into 3 pieces or 4 pieces.

@@PeachysMom i tried once to show exactly that to my collegue, but she was to dumb to understand it. Btw we were confectioners doing cakes all the time...🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤪

@@DarkSecret149 -5 is less than -4 by the way.

@@PeachysMom I know that, but sometimes I wonder who thought of that...

Nice. For those of us, in America, who have more than five brain cells, it's more like "oh yay... More stupid.🤦🏻" 😂

@@namjoonsbitch8943 like why isn't it an finable offence. Your legit impeding medical care

i am an american i want out LEMME OUT OF THIS DAMN DUMPSTER FIRE

@@queenthefangirl268 come to the netherlands

@@queenthefangirl268 come to Brazil we have a lot of organ donors

I've seen similar statements about teenagers

I'm pretty sure I read that article, or at least one very similar. the main point was actually that; 1. most kids think that eating animals (ie pigs, lambs, chickens) would be wrong, but also 2. they don't make the connection between the finished product and the animal it came from (if you ask where bacon comes from they don't connect it to the cute pink oinkers) therefore: today's youth haven't developed the outlook that animals can sometimes be food because they are so-called 'naive consumers', and thus are a prime target for vegan proselytism. Take that how you will.

@@comradewindowsill4253 I read it too and that's pretty much what I took from it. Just wanted to add that the question was indeed asked to young children (I believe Kindergarten)

@@comradewindowsill4253 When i was 4 i did connect The relation between the chickie nuggies and that chicken in my backyard Edit: i hated animals

also, a lot of kids might just be thinking you're asking them if they can be MADE from plants, which IS true.

Yeah, we have no idea

I don't know take me away from this!

@@nathanjereb9944 ...Allow me to make your Day by recommending Whack of all sorts, with Channels like Telltale and Creaky Blinder covering Looneys and Karens of all Sorts. And thats not even mentioning Flat-Earth-Debunk-Channels, which is a whole Thing by now. Sci Man Dan and Professor Dave always make me smile just like The Click.

The fact that her favorite animals are pigs makes this even more sad 🥺

1+ for metric system...

The fact that you misspelled sigh makes this so much funnier Or am I dumb and this is some song I dont know

I've read this a bunch of times and even though I know it's not I'm still praying it's a joke

As an asexual, I can confirm that too

@@tami7992 As an another asexual fellow i also can confirm that

As another asexual, i kinda agree as well

I like the letter a too

As yet one more asexual, i also agree! Also: My favorite comedy is when you can learn perfect grammar and out talk everyone but you purposefully use it badly for humor, then when you're called on it, you go on a grammar rampage about it and read them a dissertation on the subject from memory.

You know that someone calling themselves a scientist doesn't make a study scientific, right? It may have been an actual study, but most certainly not a scientific one.

@@-Devy- If you want more details about it, look up Masaru Emoto, the man who claimed emotions affect water. He's a pseudo-scientist who became a Doctor of Alternative Medicine through a diploma mill in India. He was invited to try James Randi's million dollar challenge with his ice crystals, but he didn't reply.

Actually, before you think affirmations into the water, understand that some of that water was once excreted from a musk-ox, and later by a water buffalo and an elk or deer being hunted and killed by humans. The animosity toward all humans in that water is intense and forever... if water can store feelings.

Oh I remember hearing this before but the twist was that they got the good sample from a spring and the bad sample from a sewer

Well, even with how ridiculous this "words change molecule structure" thing is, it's not like... necessarily bad? I mean... If people want to whisper something nice to their glass of water before drinking it, then why not? It doesn't have any negative effects. Maybe even some positives, like people's mood going up from saying something nice, because of associated emotions? And if you're in a good mood you genuinely feel more energized. And if you wholeheartedly believe that it helps, then it will help a bit, because of placebo effect? Let people do their weird little rituals in peace as long as it's not hurting anyone.

Allow me to make your Day by recommending Whack of all sorts, with Channels like Telltale and Creaky Blinder covering Looneys and Karens of all Sorts. And thats not even mentioning Flat-Earth-Debunk-Channels, which is a whole Thing by now. Sci Man Dan and Professor Dave always make me smile just like The Click.

Allow me to make your Day by recommending Whack of all sorts, with Channels like Telltale and Creaky Blidner covering Looneys and Karens of all Sorts. And thats not even mentioning Flat-Earth-Debunk-Channels, which is a whole Thing by now. Sci Man Dan and Professor Dave always make me smile just like The Click.

They also act as if trans folks in gay relationships don't exist lol

Also, um... bisexuals?

@@LinguaPhiliax exactly, like for a tongue in cheek joke it's vaguely amusing to say but some heteros like actually believe we owe them thanks

We should just start telling them to thank gay people for computers

@@eriklarsen6790 very true

what do you mean "closeted"

@@kakyoin7761 constantly denying it

The (un)holy trinity!

Cheer.

@@TroubleMuppet as a joke

Allow me to make your Day by recommending Whack of all sorts, with Channels like Telltale and Creaky-Blinder covering Looneys and Karens of all Sorts. And thats not even mentioning Flat-Earth-Debunk-Channels, which is a whole Thing by now. Sci Man Dan and Professor Dave always make me smile just like The Click.

It’s the law in the US also, it’s not supposed to just be doing a favor for the ambulance 🤦‍♀️

Oh you'll be be surprised what Indians are doing

Because Texas decides the school books for the entire country.

Why does this not surprise me....

@@Saavik256 can confirm as a Texan

This is why you should never tell children 'You are what you eat.' With teachers not allowed to teach critical thinking and logic (not to mention not being able to tell a child they are wrong because it might hurt their feelings), the poor things get all confused.

We have the freedom to be stupid. Lol

Well there is but we don't see it all

Also, light scatters in air.

Please do not answer things if you lack the wit, wisdom, or knowledge to do it correctly. Being ignorant is a choice. So is showing that you are ignorant.

@@mrdean2539 Explain how I'm wrong. That's literally why the space between planets is dark in spite of the sun being RIGHT THERE. There's nothing for it to reflect off of and is thus radiating out perpendicular to your field of view. Take a flashlight outside on a cold clear winter night. Shine it at something. You can't see the beam, you can only see the light reflecting off of whatever you're pointing the flashlight at.

@@Donut0389 Before you go any further and make me regret that humanity is a thing even more, please go look up two words: diffusion and reflection. If after reading those two definitions you still have issues with why your original post was, at best, poorly worded or, at worst, complete idiocy, look up 'Why is the sky blue?' On a side note, please stop ending declarative sentences with prepositions.

Wait, doesn't that mean that drums can not produce music?

@@TreespeakerOfTheLand Yeah it makes no sense. Also, rap nowadays couldn't be more music especially most of them have singy flows and rythems.

@@adam.n-steve Yeah, I get what you mean. Ed Sheeran's rapping is pretty musical, for example

It can be sort of a merger of music and spoken word art. But yeah, a lot of rap has melody in it nowadays.

Remember, that came from the dude who's offended by WAP.

😂🤣😂🤣😂 I need to borrow that. Can I borrow that? Please? That needs to be shared. 😂

Uranium dioxideperoxide must be very healthy :P

@@Ctar99n Uranium Hydroxyperoxide ftfy

Love it! The music nut I am would also love having an Imagine Dragons song about me. . .

@@Ctar99n From to the European Chemicals Agency: "According to the harmonised classification and labelling (ATP01) approved by the European Union, this substance is fatal if swallowed, is fatal if inhaled, is toxic to aquatic life with long lasting effects and may cause damage to organs through prolonged or repeated exposure.

yup . for some reason everyone gets this wrong

That's also why hunter-gatherers societies often had higher average lifespan. You're more likely to die as an adult, but you're also exposed to far less diseases when you live in small communities and don't raise animals, so less children die at a young age.

wanted to say this too, lot of people still dont get this

@@gayjayy Just because he didn't mention it doesn't mean he's unaware of it since it's true. Places with higher child mortality rate generally have a lower avarage life expectancy unless it is specifically excluded (although it's often lower in places like that anyway since child mortality rate is a good identificator of the state of healthcare in the area). He might've just assumed that people are aware of that, i. e. he expects that his viewers are generally smarter than the inviduals shown on the video. From what I've seen he at least tries to give people the benefit of the doubt, which is in my opinion a very intellectually honest stance to take, so please consider taking a similar stance as well =)

I don't think you lot are really understanding that statistic. You're saying if you don't count the people that died before they turned 15 (as an estimate of what age is "child mortality rates") then the average lifespan is much higher ... Come on people ... REALLY think hard about that ..... jeeez. Why not go further ..... lets take out anyone that died before they were 40 .... What would be the average lifespan then? 60? Lets take 60 and below out ... average lifespan 70? .... I hope you see what I mean....

I'm wearing only _one_ sock. 😂

Me, lying in bed with no footwear at all....

Yall are losers, I got triple socks on😩✌

It was only a matter of time

Wait, when?

Okay

What?

Hold on, what?

I got taken to hospital after being knocked down by a cyclist in January. 20 miles along the motorway with the siren and the blue light intermittently. It was very exciting. They were worried I might have a brain injury.

I suppose it probably depends on how severe they think your condition is...

Sounds like he transports a lot more Code 2s than Code 3s

@@natchu96 would you like to test that theory?

and the award for strangest threatening comment goes to... @@yoholup19 !

What?? I love the shell of the sub! It adds so much texture!

If you think that's bad, consider this: In order for a warning like this to be put on something, someone had to not only do it, they had to complain to the company about it. MANY someones, usually. As a comedian once said, 'Think of how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.'

My best Subway visit was like: Me "One 15 cm veggie delite, whole wheat and with extra bacon please." Guy looks confused "But the it's not vegetarian anymore..." Me "Yes i know."

@@nihzit8185 Wait...Bacon ISN"T vegetarian? On a serious note, I know a number of people that do something similar to this. They like the combination of veggies in the meal/salad/whatever but want a little meat of some kind as well. Not all that uncommon. Back to not so serious. I once worked with a woman that decided to go vegetarian and started eating all sorts of salads at work. No one cared until she started telling people how much better she felt, all the time, no matter the subject. One day, I walked in and saw her sprinkling Bacon Bits on her salad. I looked at her and said, 'I didn't know they made vegetarian bacon.' Her response was amusing. They do actually make soy bacon bits. This wasn't it. On the plus side, she did finally shut up about it and let people eat in peace.

But vaccinations affect infant and child mortality... Which is reflected in the total average lifespan.

@@kennichdendenn Yeah, vaccines reduce child mortality.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the shape an adaptation of a hexagram?

Pagan here, pentacles are objects and pentagrams are written (the root "gram" refers to writing). If it was the correct symbol, it would be an pentagram. I'm not sure why this has gotten more commonly confused, even amongst pagans, over the last 10-15 years but if you look at book from the early 2000s and prior it's consistent on the matter.

A wholesome prank call

Wholesome :D

Ah yes omg I also always draw while watching The Click! What were you drawing? 👀

@@vk4165 Just some world building stuff

So just like Click said. A cork

Huh cool

Wait is that the liquid that comes out when the water breaks?

@@TheZincMaster-on1fy No, I'm pretty sure that's the amniotic sac rupturing. But it can apparently be an early signifier of labor!

Well, I'm lying on my bed, reading this on my phone, and just glanced over at the alarm clock to check the time, so.... Yeah. (and yes, the time is visible on my phone while on RU-vid.)

Was he even old enough to read?

@@Harshworld100 Idk he was like 4 or something. He did learn how to read very fast (surprisingly) but honestly it wouldn't surprise me if he were to choke on it now, even tho he's an adult. He's just dumb like that, still love him tho.

Ralsei:(

@@sallyparty1978 :)

[Looks at pfp] It's the boi

Correction: In the *known* universe.

Trillions of galaxies in the known universe, many with millions of stars

Good, isn't it? God was having one of his better days when he made it. Why anybody thinks he would have been satisfied with a flat earth snow globe beats me.

After reading comments I have realized just how much I underestimated the sheer size of... everything. Making me feel even tinier.

And I’m stuck here.

Oh. My. God. You know honestly that says a lot about the kinds of people who willingly put burger King and McDonald's food onto their bodies

@@iferawhite7661 It says a lot about a person if they believe all the fast food stereotypes... 😂

That’s the first I’ve heard of BK being involved. I was always told it was A&W.

A&W's burger chain had done the same thing, and they failed, as well. They recently made an advertisement parodying that very situation.

The German health minister said on TV earlier this year that 1/4 of Germany's population is vaxxed, and in the next week far more, at least 1/5 of the population will be vaxxed... 👍🤦‍♂️

Being harder to kill than the things trying to kill us. Though in the case of some of these people, that's probably down to sheer luck.

Yes

Guns, just you wait until the sharks get their fins on some spears. We'll be doomed.

@@timetraveler7 Your name and your statement scares me

Allow me to make your Day by recommending Whack of all sorts, with Channels like Telltale and Creaky Blinder covering Looneys and Karens of all Sorts. And thats not even mentioning Flat-Earth-Debunk-Channels, which is a whole Thing by now. Sci Man Dan and Professor Dave always make me smile just like The Click.

My favourite are a murder of crows and a parliament of owls.

Mischief of magpies

A conspiracy of ravens is also pretty nice. I like to imagine them in little tin foil hats.

A class action of Karens

A clowder'o cats

I worry for her kid

I'm commenting to second this. All the AI knows is how to follow data based on patterns and other things that it sees. You can't really program "morals" or anything into it because there's not a strict logic to it, as you mentioned

Yeah, I’m taking an ML course in college, and there’s a LOT of emphasis on how important getting high-quality unbiased data is.

So children are not people. Got it!

@@normangray7869 I think they meant the newborn kids. Back in days, babies were dying very easily cuz they didn't get proper care, but if they survived a week it was way more likely that they will live, and if they lived like 6 years it was very likely that they'll get to be old. But many babies died just after the birth, and now medicine is more advanced that even if a baby is suspected to have many diseases or be missing some body parts, or even to be born dead, professionalists can get them to survive. Like; if there were 5 babies in a family back then, 3 of them would die in a week after birth (due to babies being so delicate), and two would survive to 60 years at least that's what I think

@@klem1182 it was going ok, but if you are "born DEAD" how the doctor can make you survive if you are already dead?

@@Ahonya666 if it's too late, you gotta call a spade a spade, but there are ways for modern medicine, to prevent many causes of still birth. Of cause there are still cases, but reduced greatly. A big factor, for scientist to grade a country's development is by looking at child deaths. The higher a country is developed, the lower the rate.

@individual1st Yeah I know, I am in a grouchy mood, but as one of those kids that nearly died at 4 due to an unknown childhood disease I get triggered sometimes.

Fun fact: there are 2 golf balls on the moon right now!

makes sense, japanese think stagnant water is dirty

@@carlosandleon Just the Japanese...?

@@ak99uk did I say just?