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@olivinemage4233
@olivinemage4233 2 года назад
Ah, the 2 genders: "guys" and "dudes". Personally I identify as "dude". "Boiii" is also acceptable.
@aliceramdom.s
@aliceramdom.s 2 года назад
bimo as a girl
@nelethewitch
@nelethewitch 2 года назад
Boii is absolutely great 😂👌
@amadeosendiulo2137
@amadeosendiulo2137 2 года назад
Oh boii
@tsd4587
@tsd4587 2 года назад
hi guy
@darknexxenby
@darknexxenby 2 года назад
i think i should say something before this gets out of hand; most people know boi as a term for boy, but it was actually first coined as a slang term to refer to certain gender identities relating to effeminate men. i cant remember the full details, but just understand that saying your gender is "boi" means something else entirely from what you think
@pr0xZen
@pr0xZen 2 года назад
_"You wouldn't put a male organ in a female, would you?"_ Uhm - well, uh. Yes. Yes I would. Personally I actually prefer it that way.
@janer7792
@janer7792 2 года назад
🤣I see what you did there
@RGC_animation
@RGC_animation 2 года назад
Hmmm..........
@ripit.3457
@ripit.3457 2 года назад
i’d put a male organ in a male
@otterfrost8552
@otterfrost8552 2 года назад
pls dont
@aliceclick7107
@aliceclick7107 2 года назад
yes
@Ellisepha
@Ellisepha 2 года назад
"If I had an accent I would talk all day in it!" Yes. That's how accents/dialects work.
@hannajung7512
@hannajung7512 2 года назад
being a know-it-all: accents yes (if you have not learned to speak in multiple accents), dialects no. While accents are the little quirk one takes over from their mother's tongue into any other language they might speak, dialects are actually a kind of "sub-language" within a language. When you have learned your overarching language you can switch between your dialect and they "main-language", but you might retain an accent of your dialect. In most cases the "main-language" is a dialect on its own that at one point got formalized as the official language. In Germany it was for example the used dialect of the ruling Kaiser that first introduced a common language for all of Germany. Sometimes a dialect can be so different from the "main-language" that you have to be a linguist to even reckognize the relationships between the two. Some times they are so close that you need to be really fluent in both to reckognize the dialect as different.
@Liggliluff
@Liggliluff 2 года назад
@@hannajung7512 As far as I can read, it depends. To some, it's always a dialect, so you have "standard dialect", "nonstandard dialect", "dialect continuum". But to others, like you, the standard form isn't a dialect. So it depends.
@rubiscastro1953
@rubiscastro1953 Год назад
So in American English we do have a “standard” that we consider to have no accent. Then anything that is divergent from that is considered an accent and most are connected to a particular region of the country. Out of all the regions the Midwestern accent is, with a few exceptions, considered to have the closest to standard American English. So why this person could have done a better job expressing him or herself the point made is that off.
@plantainsame2049
@plantainsame2049 Год назад
@@hannajung7512 so wait dialect is stuff like y'all howdy stuff that only certain regions speak
@Augustlikesdinosaurs7248
@Augustlikesdinosaurs7248 Год назад
i wanna like the comment but its at 699 likes-
@esobelisk3110
@esobelisk3110 2 года назад
9:58 “Ireland is in the UK” I think the Irish would disagree with that statement.
@alloysapien
@alloysapien 2 года назад
Depends on which Ireland tho
@SkyRied1
@SkyRied1 2 года назад
@@alloysapien Most probably the one that is part of UK.
@alloysapien
@alloysapien 2 года назад
@@SkyRied1 yes
@noelwatson3539
@noelwatson3539 Год назад
I mean there I the Republic of Ireland then Northern Ireland which is in the UK. I am from NI (Northern Ireland) I am classed as a United Kingdom citizen.
@singingsquid34
@singingsquid34 Год назад
yea
@PidgeyHowler
@PidgeyHowler 2 года назад
Just a reminder to everyone there is absolutely nothing wrong with being wrong about something. You can say something and have it be wrong. What is wrong is refusing to accept you're wrong. And what is also wrong is talking down to confused or unsure people, as doing so just makes them too afraid to ask questions.
@Dave1507
@Dave1507 2 года назад
the people in the video who were absolutely wrong were not confused nor unsure though.
@foxglove4814
@foxglove4814 2 года назад
@@Dave1507 why did this make me laugh so much pfffff5
@PidgeyHowler
@PidgeyHowler 2 года назад
@@Dave1507 I agree, but I wanted to give a little reassuring message to people who are afraid to be wrong because of the confidently incorrect sorts. The anxious ones, the nervous ones, the ones who are perfectly within their rights to speak up, but may be too afraid too.
@Dave1507
@Dave1507 2 года назад
@@PidgeyHowler Yes, i get that, and it's a good thing to do.
@Roadent1241
@Roadent1241 2 года назад
I can be wrong about something, not realise/not ask to be corrected if I'm wrong, and get ganged up on for months, but I can say something suspecting I'm wrong and asking to be corrected because I don't know what phrasing to put into Google to check, and I get NOTHING. So was I not wrong about the wrong thing if I ask for corrections? Or is it just not *fun* when someone asks to be corrected because you can't bully them? -_-
@andrewwilliams8951
@andrewwilliams8951 2 года назад
If we came from Penguins, and Penguins are birds, and birds are DINOSAURS! Therefore, Humans = Dinosaurs.
@phonixfeuer1487
@phonixfeuer1487 2 года назад
That also means that we died once before and came back again. 0.o Oh, and we have to update our history books.
@ZikedY
@ZikedY 2 года назад
That also makes chickens our distant cousins
@phonixfeuer1487
@phonixfeuer1487 2 года назад
@@ZikedY Biology lessons will be much more interesting now that we know that!
@shytendeakatamanoir9740
@shytendeakatamanoir9740 2 года назад
@@phonixfeuer1487 Dinosaur Jesus.
@graceskerp
@graceskerp 2 года назад
And P. troglodytes goes "Thank the Great Lord Ape, we're no longer closely related to those A-holes. Tough poo-poo, Penguins."
@ilEagle3696
@ilEagle3696 Год назад
"I tried planting cinnamon buns when i was a kid" That's probably the most Swedish thing i've ever heard 💀
@dakzibbon6589
@dakzibbon6589 9 месяцев назад
Meatballs would be more Swedish Although you would risk raising a whole IKEA store on your own
@SsilentShadow
@SsilentShadow 8 месяцев назад
Surely said cinnamon buns would be Giflar, right?
@user-on9zs9md2l
@user-on9zs9md2l 8 месяцев назад
Not Swedish. Still tried it when i was 6. Cinnamon buns in my school was too good for me to refer a common sense
@annominous826
@annominous826 2 месяца назад
The most Swedish thing would be if he'd done it as an adult. Love from Norway.
@darkwowplayer
@darkwowplayer 2 года назад
"Penguins are the only bipedal animals with vertical spines" What about kangaroos?
@SkyRied1
@SkyRied1 2 года назад
We generally don't talk about those. 🤭
@the2ndperson179
@the2ndperson179 Год назад
What about monke and hooman
@ZeoHidra
@ZeoHidra Год назад
That's why Australians act the way they do.
@andreasgkionakis1892
@andreasgkionakis1892 Год назад
I personally want to believe to that conspiracy
@cassandrakennedy8182
@cassandrakennedy8182 Год назад
​@@ZeoHidra We dont wanna get boxed
@Andrew-it7fb
@Andrew-it7fb 2 года назад
Yes, we clearly evolved from penguins. When we wear tuxedos, we're paying homage to our evolutionary ancestors. /s
@talaeladar
@talaeladar 2 года назад
We didn't evolve from penguins. We have a common shared ancestor.
@ST-BEANZ
@ST-BEANZ 2 года назад
@@talaeladar did you not see the /s
@whoppher6145
@whoppher6145 2 года назад
@@ST-BEANZ r/whoosh
@ST-BEANZ
@ST-BEANZ 2 года назад
@@whoppher6145 finally out of all the necessary stupid comments I finally get r/whooosh
@ST-BEANZ
@ST-BEANZ 2 года назад
@@whoppher6145 I have been waiting ages for this thank you
@julecaesara482
@julecaesara482 2 года назад
The click joining the discussion, holding an adorable little penguin up like Raffiki hokds Simba: BEHOLD, A MAN!
@recruit37a4
@recruit37a4 2 года назад
Hokds?
@jasminedaugaard7283
@jasminedaugaard7283 2 года назад
*Holds up a defeathered chicken* "BEHOLD! A MAN!"
@verydumbkid4568
@verydumbkid4568 2 года назад
@@jasminedaugaard7283 *hokds
@rocket7986
@rocket7986 2 года назад
@@jasminedaugaard7283 Humans are featherless bipeds after all.
@TheGallantDrake
@TheGallantDrake 2 года назад
Big D* Energy *Diogenes
@ursulatopaz1492
@ursulatopaz1492 2 года назад
I've been seeing alot more idiots claiming adults liking anything 'childish' makes them a predator or groomer. A young woman I follow on tiktok has a bunch of squishmellow stuff animals, as do I and TONS of adult people, so this Karen kept calling her a groomee fir have stuff animals. Ridiculous
@genera1013
@genera1013 Год назад
I bet you that Karen is a Disney adult. Winnie the Pooh sweaters everywhere!
@accaliamurraymusic
@accaliamurraymusic Год назад
exactly! i don't understand that mindset at all. i have lots of teddies on my bed and i have a lot of childish traits. none of my predators were childish. they were fully-functioning adults who were completely out of touch with their inner child.
@gothgirl2218
@gothgirl2218 Год назад
I've got sooo many plushies and dolls it's not even funny.. I'm just a traumatized child in a grown woman's body.
@accaliamurraymusic
@accaliamurraymusic Год назад
@@gothgirl2218 yes!
@BillieGrimm-Stone-hq2zd
@BillieGrimm-Stone-hq2zd Год назад
Right? Like I have a bunch of squishmellos gifted to me by my son, we collect them together
@4.1132
@4.1132 2 года назад
Someone clearly went to Plato’s school of evolution 😅 Just missing Diogenes showing up with a plucked penguin and it’s perfect.
@brentschellekens4151
@brentschellekens4151 2 года назад
I've replaced my mom's "essential oils" with dog perfume because the "essential oils" smelled like shit and she still talks bullshit about how it cures her migraines, not having caught on yet that it's not even her oils. Sure mom, whatever makes you happy. It's kind of like keeping a child blissfully unaware about Santa
@clochard4074
@clochard4074 2 года назад
I wasn't even aware dog perfumes were a thing but I'm glad you found a diplomatic solution.
@SoftBunnyPaws
@SoftBunnyPaws 2 года назад
Does dog perfume have scents that appeal to dogs? I genuinely want to know. 🤭 I'm picturing things like Squirrel and Lawn Cuttings. 😋
@brentschellekens4151
@brentschellekens4151 2 года назад
@@SoftBunnyPaws I dunno, it just prevents the house from smelling like wet dog all the time. I don't want people to enter my home and immediatly be warded off by the smell. I've had it happen to me multiple times before, where I would go to someone and can always smell if they have a dog.
@s0lastsummer7
@s0lastsummer7 2 года назад
This is the funniest shit I've heard all week 😂😂😂
@s0lastsummer7
@s0lastsummer7 2 года назад
@@SoftBunnyPaws LOL it's to appeal to humans, but made with stuff that is safe for doggos (because actually, a lot of essential oils are dangerous for pets!!! Read the fine print y'all). My dog smells like flowers for some reason (no, I'm not kidding.... whenever I kiss the top of her head I breathe her in and she's all flowery lol), but lots of dogs have too much yeast on their skin and stuff like that, that's why they get corn chip smelling toes 🤣 so doggy perfume prolongs the effects of baths!
@GrifoStelle
@GrifoStelle 2 года назад
I wish I hadn't looked up the 'coma mom' On Tuesday, Micheaels released a statement saying the family "would like to make clear that their daughter is not in a coma." "She has significant intellectual disabilities as a result of seizures very early in her childhood," The woman is non verbal and has limited mobility, she couldn't tell anyone what happened but she was likely aware.
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 2 года назад
That is horrific.
@imalionimaqueen7234
@imalionimaqueen7234 2 года назад
That guy better be in prison for life and never let out. If he's not I'm going to be beyond enraged.
@gabrielhenson5751
@gabrielhenson5751 2 года назад
that sounds like a waking nightmare. being raped while fully conscious and aware but unable to move or even call for help, and then not being physically able to tell anyone about what happened, sounds horrid.
@krankarvolund7771
@krankarvolund7771 2 года назад
@@imalionimaqueen7234 After 2 and a half years, he finally plead guilty. He will be sentenced to 5-10 years of jail max. The family also sue the clinic and Arizona state (the clinic had subventions from the state), because it's an evidence of big neglect when a patient in palliative care, who have to be washed and dressed every day, go through nine months of pregnancy and it's only found when she goes in labor.... They received 22 millions $, which is probably more helpful than having the rapist in jail at least, and the doctor that monitored the victim since her childhood suspended his licence. It appears, the doctor didn't perform regular tests that are mandatory to be sure that catatonic or comatose patients are not victim of sexual assault, as that is a well-known problem in paliative care apparently ^^'
@insertianameia2224
@insertianameia2224 Год назад
Unfortunately that sort of studf is common. My Mom was very sickly and insurance companies bounces her from nursing to Er to another nursing home. We didn't find put until after she died that she had been assaulted in one (that we know of.) Only found out because he was finally caught.
@cramerfloro5936
@cramerfloro5936 2 года назад
20:50 "Only a virgin is worthy to hold a unicorn!" "Yeah, but those who aren’t can handle it better."
@unfunnykhoi5913
@unfunnykhoi5913 Год назад
i have a story about the monster thing. i am male and dress very feminine (skirts, crop tops, fishnets, etc.). i remember vividly a very much Christian woman walked up to me, looked me in the eyes, and said, "you know those things make you gay, right?" then looks at the L'Manburg flag (a fictional country's flag) on my jacket sleeve and asked, "what new pride flag is that?" im about to literally implode if i hear either of these things again.
@roswell5065
@roswell5065 Год назад
LOOOL the amount of times people have informed me my Pride flags were Pride flags... "Do you know what that means?! You must not know what that means or else you wouldn't wear it?!" And then shocked when I inform them I do, in fact, know what that means.
@garfeld625
@garfeld625 2 года назад
The sad thing about the Penguin girl, is I think I know what happened. I bet she was taught in class about bipedalism and how birds and humans are some of the few bipedal organisms. In ancient Greece, humans were described as featherless bipeds for this reason. With that in mind, she probably misunderstood what convergent evolution means and assumed it meant we must have evolved from other bipedal organisms rather then evolved the same trait separately.
@MareaRayneOleander
@MareaRayneOleander 2 года назад
This is not something i was familiar with. Interesting thought proces👍
@hiimcrazyfordrwho
@hiimcrazyfordrwho 2 года назад
Someone took "Behold, a man!" too seriously
@MothmanOfficialWva
@MothmanOfficialWva 2 года назад
@@hiimcrazyfordrwho the ol’ Diogenes ruse
@chatboulon743
@chatboulon743 2 года назад
For anyone who cares, a prehistoric fish-thing called Tiktaalik is our origin. Super cool. Nearly every animal lifeform came from this creature through evolution.
@ontxtteredwxngs
@ontxtteredwxngs 2 года назад
@@MothmanOfficialWva love that guy
@bertalantth
@bertalantth 2 года назад
What I love about the "moon doesn't reflect light" is that the very picture she chose is a rock that reflects light.
@kaimerry1587
@kaimerry1587 2 года назад
if it couldnt reflect light at all, it would be a miracle substance for artists (perfect black pigment)
@Ghalaghor_McAllistor
@Ghalaghor_McAllistor 2 года назад
@@kaimerry1587 Anish Kapoor wouldn't be allowed to look at or touch that rock.
@medexamtoolsdotcom
@medexamtoolsdotcom 2 года назад
Or MAYBE, it secretly actually absorbs the light, and then it EMITS light. How could you ever actually be sure, and know the difference? Aha, got you there!
@pocarski
@pocarski 2 года назад
@@medexamtoolsdotcom Everyone knows the Moon is actually made of the glow-in-the-dark stuff that gets charged by light, so it charges during the day and emits the light at night
@xx_worldjaxx_xx1494
@xx_worldjaxx_xx1494 2 года назад
@@pocarski so that's where my glow-in-the-dark football went
@kyleoconnor5944
@kyleoconnor5944 2 года назад
At least the woman who doesn't understand where data from the Internet is stored is asking questions and trying to learn. That's a lot better than people who don't understand but try to teach others
@Immortal_Bean_Burrito
@Immortal_Bean_Burrito Год назад
He gives the weirdest, most cursed compliments ever, and yet they're still the highlight of my day.
@heartabduction
@heartabduction Год назад
He's really telling me my socks smell good right after stepping in dog piss
@Immortal_Bean_Burrito
@Immortal_Bean_Burrito Год назад
@@heartabduction he’s just supportive like that
@uhohspaghettios3801
@uhohspaghettios3801 2 года назад
Imagine someone being rushed into a hospital and the doctors are like "shit we only have male blood, guess this woman is gonna die" lmfao
@nadiar.4638
@nadiar.4638 2 года назад
As if having 8 different major bloodtypes plus their variations werent enough, we now also need to look at the gender 😶
@SkyRied1
@SkyRied1 2 года назад
@@nadiar.4638 "Oh shit, we need non-binary blood for the non-binary people. We only have agender blood. What are we gonna do?!?"
@tomwilson8637
@tomwilson8637 Год назад
Don't give Republicans any ideas
@amateurartist.
@amateurartist. Год назад
Genderfluid people really won one this one!
@aliceramdom.s
@aliceramdom.s Год назад
yes
@Ronilleadi
@Ronilleadi 2 года назад
As a Norwegian, I have always found the Monster brand hillarious as I read the logo as "Mønster". Mønster means "pattern" in Norwegian, and I can only think of knitting and embroidery...
@SkyRied1
@SkyRied1 2 года назад
Or maybe "pattern" in architecture? Or in human psychology?
@anitacrumbly
@anitacrumbly 2 года назад
As an american who loves to crochet i will forever think of this and giggle when i see these cans 😅 thank you....(H..E..L..P Im being held hostage by my governments corportization and low wages for workers with impending white christian nationalism turning us into a theocracy ) 😂😶😂
@Louis-ok3ry
@Louis-ok3ry Год назад
same in danish
@bubblegum6828
@bubblegum6828 Год назад
Haha, as a norsk person myself i relate
@cassandrakennedy8182
@cassandrakennedy8182 Год назад
You are Roald dahl Approved
@Alresu
@Alresu 2 года назад
That woman who analysed the design of a can of Monster made me really appreciate the thought those guys put into that can. I'll still not buy it, but I admire the effort.
@SkyRied1
@SkyRied1 2 года назад
Why you won't buy it? It's pretty good, at least once in a while.
@Alresu
@Alresu 2 года назад
@@SkyRied1 Just a me-thing. I don't like Energy Drinks.
@theletters9623
@theletters9623 2 года назад
"why does the toy shop preach lies" is such a funny phrase
@oranbluethorn3956
@oranbluethorn3956 2 года назад
13:33 Can confirm, as a Canadian, I never knew until an American I talked to online told me he could tell I was from Canada due to my "Canadian Accent" that I even had an accent. I just thought the way I sounded was normal but even Canadians suffer the dreaded accent
@wfcoaker1398
@wfcoaker1398 2 года назад
Lol. I'm from Newfoundland. Trust me, you have an accent just like I do, it's just a different accent.
@aliceramdom.s
@aliceramdom.s 2 года назад
ok
@henrekester5702
@henrekester5702 2 года назад
wait we have an accent?
@LucanVaris
@LucanVaris 2 года назад
Ah tells y'all whut, y'all non-Muricans have tha _weirdest_ accents, boy howdy.
@anne12876
@anne12876 2 года назад
@@wfcoaker1398 I love your accent! (Lovely province and people as well) Greetings from Montreal!
@sad_boi_razor8983
@sad_boi_razor8983 2 года назад
With the monster one- someone did that to me. (Keep these things in mind: I’m short, I look pretty androgynous and don’t even come close to passing as straight.) This lady sees me just kinda vibing, (I had headphones on ) and I was drinking a monster. So she walks up to me, looks me in the eyes and says “you know that makes you gay, right?” I kinda gave her a look, looked at what I was wearing (fishnet tights, black skirt, crop top with a sarcastic quote, rainbow arm socks, and platform boots) looked at her again and said, in the most masc voice my high pitched ass could do, “I am gay”. Look on her face was priceless
@phigis3179
@phigis3179 2 года назад
You should have said in this low voice " too late ! "
@sad_boi_razor8983
@sad_boi_razor8983 2 года назад
@@phigis3179 DAMNIT YOU’RE RIGHT
@peytonmac1131
@peytonmac1131 2 года назад
"My God! I was wearing a tuxedo before I opened the can!"
@LillyTheLonelySock
@LillyTheLonelySock 2 года назад
@@peytonmac1131 This would be the BEST REPLY EVER!!!
@natkatmac
@natkatmac 2 года назад
Can confirm, I love monsters and am gay
@theradioactiveplayer3461
@theradioactiveplayer3461 2 года назад
23:14 Frankly that bit with the woman breaking it all down is fascinating in just how far she went to dissect all of it with her world view. The bits with the hebrew lettering and crosses or whatnot may have been intentional. Like an easter egg for all your upper crust edgy teens. I'd rather like to debate the topic with her, tbh. It'd probably be a fascinating conversation.
@cheerstoall3492
@cheerstoall3492 Год назад
Watching her speech makes me want a conspiracy fair (like a science fair) where everyone presents the most niche, craziest theories they had to make up within a month. And everyone there knows it’s fake but are trying really hard to sound legit with their red string pin boards.
@shinerstheseagull
@shinerstheseagull 2 года назад
10:00 “You do know Ireland is in the UK right?” *non-northern Irish rage is felt around the world*
@Gaeilge.
@Gaeilge. Год назад
We shall colonise Britain to prove a point
@noneofyourbusiness3288
@noneofyourbusiness3288 2 года назад
7:14 I love it when people mysticize "crystals" ... like ... a lot of materials are crystalline. it is a really basic form for a solid. It is not that mysterious people...
@alloysapien
@alloysapien 2 года назад
They're talking about crystal meth
@elizabethshaw7472
@elizabethshaw7472 2 года назад
"My drink's getting warm." "Oh! I have some crystals for that!" Ice cubes.
@AbsolutelynotatallpleaseIbeg
@AbsolutelynotatallpleaseIbeg 2 года назад
We have crystallized stuff inside of us :D
@noahgray543
@noahgray543 2 года назад
Personally, I use crystals to make my food taste better and my drinks colder. It's like magic, except not at all like magic cause its salt and ice.
@stoferb876
@stoferb876 Год назад
Yeah, and they talk about crystal "energy". When in fact crystals are arranged so that every little fundamental particle in it has the minimal energy it can possibly have given it's temperature. It is literally the substance/form of matter with the least energy content in the world. Crystals have even less energy than more chaotic forms of solids. And if you want a crystal to emit energy you need to heat it up until it melts or reacts chemically into something non-chrystal! That is how crystals emit energy, they stop being crystals! But yeah, the wonderfulspiritual warmth from ...ice? Snow? But maybe there is something to it.. Atleast I feel a little better when snow melts.... energized one might say...
@untitled6087
@untitled6087 2 года назад
the penguin one HAS to be self aware, it really looks like someone joking around
@shytendeakatamanoir9740
@shytendeakatamanoir9740 2 года назад
Idk... Have you ever looked at Napoleon?
@breestringham1063
@breestringham1063 2 года назад
They're using terminology like "convergence evolution" and I refuse to believe anyone that dumb knows those terms
@sophiebell4758
@sophiebell4758 2 года назад
@@breestringham1063 i thaught the Same xD
@sabersky1134
@sabersky1134 2 года назад
Yes but antivaxxers use the words cognitive dissonance, and they use it incorrectly. So take it with a grain of salt.
@matheussanthiago9685
@matheussanthiago9685 2 года назад
@@sabersky1134 The ability to speak does not make you intelligent." - Qui-Gon Jinn
@ladynoir3039
@ladynoir3039 2 года назад
22:05 Oh my god, this woman reminds of how language teachers looks at a story and sees a minor detail and is like "It's because the author yada yada yada" like it's a can...of energy drink! People looking for stupid meanings in stuff always gets my eyes rolling
@theshapeshifter0
@theshapeshifter0 Год назад
Especially when a teacher is like "find the deeper meaning in this poem" and the freaking author of the poem is documented as saying that there is no deeper meaning in said poem.
@Dragoness-si2xr
@Dragoness-si2xr 8 месяцев назад
@@theshapeshifter0And this is why English ended up being my least favorite subject after a while.
@LesbianImpact
@LesbianImpact 8 месяцев назад
Author: The walls were blue Teacher: This represents the sadness in the author’s heart-
@helpyourselfimbusy5747
@helpyourselfimbusy5747 2 года назад
Them: JK Rowling was the first to write on class and wealth. Classic Novels: Am I A Joke To You?!?!
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx Год назад
Like, you don't even have to go that far back. As recently as the 1960s, Spider-Man was already frequently facing debt and potential eviction, while Iron Man was living in a huge mansion. Like, their class and wealth level were major parts of their stories.
@crispylith9558
@crispylith9558 2 года назад
As someone who went thru chemo, can confirm: they let you mess with the bags to add w/e you want to it. It isn't like there's safety procedures to handle them and kits specifically meant to be used in the accidental case a bag spills or anything... totally not dangerous stuff
@cass2510
@cass2510 2 года назад
That thing made be cringe and shudder, I had catheter in my chest for chemo and the idea of someone putting essential oils in it is horrifying to me
@PrototypeSpaceMonkey
@PrototypeSpaceMonkey 2 года назад
Ah, yes. I remember when my grandma had chemo the doctor would always lift me up on his arm and let me add the gravy and pumpkin spice myself. Miraculously, she turned into Godzilla. Good times, good times.
@sirtoast5737
@sirtoast5737 2 года назад
As someone going through chemo I can also confirm. I added some natural oils and herbs just to try and help balance out all the chemicals going into my body 😊
@WinterPains
@WinterPains 2 года назад
@@sirtoast5737 God I hope you're joking
@sirtoast5737
@sirtoast5737 2 года назад
@@WinterPains Do not fear. I am not an idiot
@EverTheFractal
@EverTheFractal 2 года назад
As a scottish person I have to say I never think I or the people around me have neutral accents. We're all scottish bastards and the accent changes from town to town so there's too much variety. Even in my school some people didn't understand me cause I was using Kirkaldy slang my mum taught me
@persephonekore7738
@persephonekore7738 2 года назад
Ye tbf the Scottish accent is so bizarre travel 10 miles and be what is this accent😂 I lived up in moray and then moved to West Lothian..confused sooo many people lol
@TheCloudhopper
@TheCloudhopper 2 года назад
Scottish accents are the best though.
@EverTheFractal
@EverTheFractal 2 года назад
@@TheCloudhopper oh I love being Scottish I'm just saying it's mad to talk in a very muted accent all things considered and then visit my sister and she's all "Aye the midwife wes throwin a maddy cause the bairn wesnae sittin steel"
@aliceramdom.s
@aliceramdom.s 2 года назад
I was reading some comments on a another youtube video (not the click's) and they were saying that scotland wasn't/was apart of the uk and someone did comment on the lines of "scotland isn't apart of the uk but wales and ireland and england are." etc and I am from england and scotland is definitely apart of the uk as a whole🤣
@saoranachnah-alba723
@saoranachnah-alba723 2 года назад
Aye, but as a member of the younger generation Ive noticed that my dialect has been poisoned by American dialects and slang ive found online, but Ive never though of Scottish as neutral.
@samwenzel2287
@samwenzel2287 Год назад
The prince Philip one… yes 🤦‍♀️ I’m a CNA and we had a 97 year old come in on his literal death bed, aka Hospice, and the family demanded he get the first dose of the covid vaccination. Irritated the hell out of me, like, just let him be comfortable.
@Not.Soph938
@Not.Soph938 Год назад
the one where the lady talked about Hebrew and the monster drink and whatever reminded me of a convo me and my friend had, i said "dang.. i really want someone to call me a satanist so i can reply: Yeah." she stared at me for a minute then agreed with me 💀
@castor9811
@castor9811 2 года назад
**bursts into room with a plucked penguin** BEHOLD, a human!
@morriganlynham9079
@morriganlynham9079 2 года назад
Calm down Diogenes
@YTDariuS-my6dg
@YTDariuS-my6dg 2 года назад
It'd be maybe even funnier if you like sprinkled a bit of something to it as well. Like even *moar* drama. Diogenes would be proud. "Behold! The true face of primeval man!"
@TaMarvio2129
@TaMarvio2129 2 года назад
that poor penguin:(
@YTDariuS-my6dg
@YTDariuS-my6dg 2 года назад
@Mumfy lemme guess. Sam O'Nella Academy?
@leahmcnaughton5143
@leahmcnaughton5143 2 года назад
"we evolved from penguins"? well that takes "man is a featherless biped" to a whole new level
@nathanjereb9944
@nathanjereb9944 2 года назад
The only reason why we are not evolved from penguins because we are not as snappy dressers as them
@cremetangerine82
@cremetangerine82 2 года назад
@@nathanjereb9944 Penguins are born with tuxedos, humans have to rent one. Advantage: penguins!
@nathanjereb9944
@nathanjereb9944 2 года назад
@@cremetangerine82 exactly! They are born dapper
@Crazylom
@Crazylom 2 года назад
They also have the denciest feather coat of all the birdos!
@dragonbot1291
@dragonbot1291 2 года назад
I love how fast this guy switches between a calm, deep, sweedish accented voice to a mocking baby voice it's amazing
@Serpenthearted
@Serpenthearted Год назад
I guess when Diogenes called a plucked chicken a human, he really was on to something.
@ethanbrandt8617
@ethanbrandt8617 2 года назад
When someone claim that "I'm not sexist, that's just evolution" that's litterally super sexist
@EineNachtImMai
@EineNachtImMai 2 года назад
I mean, it can depend on the context. for example, if you're making the point that men and women have a different brain structure, it's not sexist, it's biology. but yeah, if you have to say you're not being sexist, you're probably being sexist.
@charliekahn4205
@charliekahn4205 2 года назад
@@EineNachtImMai given the brain is flexible on almost every level, maybe the reason why the structures tend to be different along those lines is because of general differences in experience. But I get where you're coming from.
@billcipher8645
@billcipher8645 2 года назад
@@EineNachtImMai I mean yeah but if we raised boys and girls the exact same way without all of those gender roles non sense they would probably be almost the same tbh
@EineNachtImMai
@EineNachtImMai 2 года назад
@@billcipher8645 yeah, the only slight differences that would remain would be caused by the differences in hormones and such.
@Saranda4787
@Saranda4787 2 года назад
If you're going to misuse a word like literally, at least spell it right.
@meanjeanmcqueen6171
@meanjeanmcqueen6171 2 года назад
My father in law used the AIDS argument with me when we were discussing COVID, he also said "A virus is a virus and the only way you can get it is through injection!". I just sat there feeling his stupidity kill my own brain cells. It hurt, lol.
@a_d3mon
@a_d3mon 2 года назад
I hate people who use the HIV/AIDS argument... They prove they either failed, barely passed, or paid (in some way) to pass basic biology... STDs are viruses yes, they can be transmitted (my brain is pulling a blank on a better word) ONLY through intercourse, sharing blood, or direct saliva (for some forms of STDs... Contagious viruses such as common cold, (all strains of) flu, covid, chicken pox, measles, mumps, etc. can be transferred through spittle and little water droplets you exhale... ANOTHER reason I hate people who use the HIV/AIDS argument is because my grandpa died due to the AIDS virus decimating his immune system. I wasn't super close to him because I barely saw him but it's still impactful... Only reason he had it was because he was a player.
@John_Weiss
@John_Weiss 2 года назад
Someone clearly failed high school biology.
@Crazylom
@Crazylom 2 года назад
Common Cold: /:|
@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree
@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree 2 года назад
Now IDK too much about HIV/AIDS, but isn't it transmissible through blood and through semen? I mean, blood doesn't necessarily have to be an injection, you just have to have infected blood come into contact with an open wound, but, the OTHER method... I suppose that's more of a suppository.
@RaraZeCat
@RaraZeCat 2 года назад
@@John_Weiss primary school biology.
@MasterHigure
@MasterHigure 2 года назад
I am loving this so much more than those channels that send reddit posts through automatic voice synthesizers. An actual voice with some life to it and an actual person with real reactions is so much more entertaining.
@SexyJutsuLover
@SexyJutsuLover 2 года назад
"Behold! A man!" ~a philosopher in ancient Greece, sarcasticly presenting a PLUCKED CHICKEN to the argument to show we aren't birds. "Man evolved from penguin!" ~A Karen on the internet, modern day.
@spookysplatt
@spookysplatt 5 месяцев назад
Ah a featherless biped
@maya20484
@maya20484 2 года назад
I’m a biology major who’s about to graduate and I really love how you are so knowledgeable in statistics and science overall. Sadly many people have such fallacies you mentioned - basing their opinions on anecdotal evidence instead of actual experiments with proper sample size, as well as thinking in absolutes when most things in real world are not. It is also so cool that you can explain complex scientific terms in a very simple and intuitive way. I wish you were my professor :(
@SMDoktorPepper
@SMDoktorPepper 2 года назад
The irony of the joke, many of these conspiracy lunatics actually think the vaccine makes one magnetic somehow..
@EmptyTheTanks
@EmptyTheTanks 2 года назад
Congrats of graduating! You should be proud! I'm graduating my Bachelor of Social Work soon.
@queenthot1438
@queenthot1438 2 года назад
I’m a 17 year old so I’ve never been taught anything that the Click talks about (for the most part lol). I have an incredibly low reading level and struggle with comprehending subject like this unless they’re explained in a specific way, and the way he explains these things makes me understand everything. I get sad a lot because I’m a very curious person but I struggle with actually understanding the things I research. Click is perfect at explaining these things and I feel like I learn something new every video.
@godamid4889
@godamid4889 2 года назад
@@queenthot1438 I doubt it. You're seventeen. Learning is hard for everyone, but you get better at it the more you practice it. The people who are the target of these videos give up trying to exercise their brains about your age. Do future-you a favour and stick with it.
@aliceclick7107
@aliceclick7107 2 года назад
ok......
@hackr6751
@hackr6751 2 года назад
I can disprove the penguin theory as follows: ❌featherless ✅biped *THIS IS NOT A MAN*
@10-eproductions25
@10-eproductions25 2 года назад
Eggs vs live birth...
@captaineflowchapka5535
@captaineflowchapka5535 2 года назад
socarte would be proud
@hackr6751
@hackr6751 2 года назад
@@captaineflowchapka5535 soccer*
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 года назад
@@hackr6751 suck rates*
@Crazylom
@Crazylom 2 года назад
BEHOLD A FUTHA!
@undyingUmbrage413
@undyingUmbrage413 2 года назад
I feel like the monster 666 and cross in the O thing COULD be intentional, but probably for the punk satanist aesthetic. (i'm not sure the actual name, but the kind of aesthetic where you see a lot of upside-down crosses, goat skulls, homages to baphomet, pentagrams, etc.)
@amateurartist.
@amateurartist. Год назад
*“It’s not satanic, it’s just emo 😌”*
@SpencerPierce21
@SpencerPierce21 Год назад
The monster video was shown to me in my middle school health class as evidence for why energy drinks are bad 6 years ago.
@andressigalat602
@andressigalat602 Год назад
Yeah, it's not the sugar what's bad for your health, it's the satanic symbols.
@EAZZEE
@EAZZEE 2 года назад
"any man who says they don't care about whether a girl has a flat stomach or not is lying" false. i don't care because i'm a gay man, and if we're being honest i prefer people who are on the chubbier side
@geminiwolf0077
@geminiwolf0077 2 года назад
Me, a non-binary pansexual person who also prefers people on the chubbier side
@EAZZEE
@EAZZEE 2 года назад
@@geminiwolf0077 chub-lovers, unite!
@geminiwolf0077
@geminiwolf0077 2 года назад
@@EAZZEE Chub-lovers, unite! (:
@horseoperamarker
@horseoperamarker 2 года назад
yeah but they said a “girl”
@EAZZEE
@EAZZEE 2 года назад
@@horseoperamarker yes, which is why i don't care lol
@jorjicostava8513
@jorjicostava8513 2 года назад
You’re telling me that the company called Monster energy isn’t a good Christian company? Simply preposterous.
@aventadorCH
@aventadorCH 2 года назад
Now i am wondering if they really did that on purpose XD I definitely would do that too
@hacatcho6671
@hacatcho6671 2 года назад
They did, its their whole marketing shtick xd.
@stormthescarred2211
@stormthescarred2211 2 года назад
How's life in Obristan?
@morgangrosdidier1654
@morgangrosdidier1654 Год назад
The miles and kilometers one reminds me so much of one of my math classes in which we were learning how to do conversions such as miles to kilometers. EVERYONE in my class, including the teacher, did a miles to kilometers conversion backwards EXCEPT for me. So I was the only one who did it correctly and was arguing with the entire class about the answer (including the “smart” girl). I went home that night, asked both my parents if I was interpreting the question correctly of which they agreed with me, and then went in early the next day to talk to my teacher about it. He THEN had the audacity of asking why I didn’t speak up the day before and I was just like “I was but everyone disagreed with me and you went with the class majority/smart girl”. So then that day he had to go back to this question and tell the rest of the class they were actually wrong.
@isaiasaguirre342
@isaiasaguirre342 10 месяцев назад
13:41 "Muahahaha *Chokes*" - The Click
@bobergamer1963
@bobergamer1963 2 года назад
20:15 I just want to say that the part where OP said that women who are obese lost their virginity aren't ideal mates is completely wrong. It's logical that if you want to find a woman to birth you would pick a person that had children already as this shows she is capable of birthing more and having fat means that she eats well and can survive for a long time. Evidence of this is venus of willendorf as it represents qualities that men of that time were attracted to. This changed in our times as obesity is sign of poor health but in more natural circumstances this would be reversed.
@mjouwbuis
@mjouwbuis 2 года назад
In more natural circumstances, storing fat (not being morbidly obese) might even have varied seasonally. Eating plenty during the summer, eating less during the winter.
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 2 года назад
There’s been plenty of societies where “pleasingly plump” was in vogue. Look at Peter Paul Ruben’s art.
@loturzelrestaurant
@loturzelrestaurant 2 года назад
@@Ajehy Sharing Fun is kinda hard in the sense that if you just ask in the comments at random 'Hey, someone wants some Click-like Channels to see', you may get called a Robot.
@MaidMirawyn
@MaidMirawyn Год назад
I absolutely love the Venus of Willendorf! It’s one of my favorites. Another is the Nike of Samothrace, and the Cycladic figurines. Three different body types, three different ideals. 🤷‍♀️
@xotbirdox
@xotbirdox 2 года назад
Click: Women aren't real. Me: *dissipates out of existence*
@rehanmalik5683
@rehanmalik5683 2 года назад
Ever heard of sarcasm?
@x1390
@x1390 2 года назад
@@rehanmalik5683 im pretty sure op was joking
@rehanmalik5683
@rehanmalik5683 2 года назад
@@x1390 ???
@MagdaLenaS2312
@MagdaLenaS2312 2 года назад
@@rehanmalik5683 ever heard of a joke? xD
@Edible_edibility
@Edible_edibility 2 года назад
Me: only partially disappears yet still dies
@medexamtoolsdotcom
@medexamtoolsdotcom 2 года назад
You know, sometimes when someone says something fantastically wrong on the internet, it is not actually an example of confidently incorrect, but they're actually just intentionally screwing with you, right? The penguin one was definitely such a case.
@Sleepy_0
@Sleepy_0 Год назад
17:29 Well there's Trout and Cod.
@iliveinapuddle986
@iliveinapuddle986 Год назад
Sturgeon and Sunfish
@ilikecheese775
@ilikecheese775 2 года назад
The "O" on the Monster can looks like the Greek letter phi. In maths phi signifies the "golden ratio" also known as "God's number". Just saying.
@kindlin
@kindlin 2 года назад
That's what I was thinking. We use phi a lot in math and science. To add to the list, phi stands for the _load factors_ used in structural engineering.
@Roche_Furman
@Roche_Furman 2 года назад
Also isn't three Hebrew 6's next to each other like that actually 18?
@lyaneris
@lyaneris 2 года назад
@@Roche_Furman That could stand for 18+ which means that the company advises you to only drink energy drinks if you are 18 or older. XD
@YTDariuS-my6dg
@YTDariuS-my6dg 2 года назад
@@lyaneris haven't gotten to this bit in the video but lemme guess Mom logic, eh? You can never win against mom logic.
@lyllydd
@lyllydd 2 года назад
🎵🎸Pareidolia will destroy ya...🎸🎵
@Nerd3Ddotcom
@Nerd3Ddotcom 2 года назад
Shocking statistical anomaly. it turns out seat belts really don't save lives. It's wearing a seat belt that turns out to be the real life saver. Amazing statistical little detail and amazing how many people really think it will protect them tucked into the crack between the seats.
@SkyRied1
@SkyRied1 2 года назад
I am glad that you compare vaccines to seatbells. Totally comparable things. Also, very original comparison that nobody did before you. And yes, I know you didn't mention vaccines in your comment. But it's implied because alot of pro-vaxxers do this comparison. And there wasn't a mention of vaccine or c0v1d in the video you just would have made a random comment about how seatbelts saves lives.
@Nerd3Ddotcom
@Nerd3Ddotcom 2 года назад
@@SkyRied1 9:25
@SkyRied1
@SkyRied1 2 года назад
@@Nerd3Ddotcom My point still stands, lol.
@justsometroglodyte4056
@justsometroglodyte4056 2 года назад
say you've never left your home state, without saying that you've never left your home state in the US; 19:28
@LunaGladius
@LunaGladius 8 месяцев назад
Philosopher: "Humans are featherless bipeds" Student: *puts plucked chicken on philosopher's desk* This is a human
@foolishlyludicrous
@foolishlyludicrous 2 года назад
On the DNA/ genetics thing: Mendel, when he read Darwin's work, realized his genetics experiments with pea plants dovetailed into Darwin's work. He sent a letter detailing some of his findings, but it was found untranslated after Darwin died.
@33melonpaws77
@33melonpaws77 2 года назад
Darwin left Mendel on read?
@foolishlyludicrous
@foolishlyludicrous 2 года назад
@@33melonpaws77 Apparently so. Maybe Google Translate failed him?
@33melonpaws77
@33melonpaws77 2 года назад
@@foolishlyludicrous The absolute state of google translate -_-
@luciamorenovelo8345
@luciamorenovelo8345 2 года назад
Yes! The paper was found unopened. At that time, some publications were printed in large sheets of paper, folded and bound. You had to cut open the pages to read them. Mendel's paper was found unopened on Darwin's desk after his death.
@BookWyrmOnAString
@BookWyrmOnAString 2 года назад
@@33melonpaws77 he left him on dead
@NerderDame
@NerderDame 2 года назад
I always wonder if anti vax people just push their childhood memories to nonexistence, cause I would bet money their parents took them to get shots.
@cremetangerine82
@cremetangerine82 2 года назад
Or they just feel like they’re smarter than their parents, because their parents gave into the vaccination “propaganda“. They of course couldn’t talk about how they died at measles at eight because they’re still alive probably because of the MMR vaccine!
@billcipher8645
@billcipher8645 2 года назад
This is the tragedy of the situation, those people are protected because their parents were smart enough to do so yet their stupidity doesn't cause THEm to suffer but THEIR OWN CHILDREN who cannot choose for themselves to be protected Absolute morons
@lyllydd
@lyllydd 2 года назад
I grew up overseas. Got my shots updated every time I came back to the States. Nobody ever whined about it back then. Yeah, my parents didn't want me to get the measles or smallpox for some reason.
@luciamorenovelo8345
@luciamorenovelo8345 2 года назад
Actually, genetics explains the mechanisms of evolution. Darwin died with Mendel's paper unopened on his desk. If he had read it, he would have understood the mechanisms behind his theory. (Caveat: Mendel's paper is problematic for other reasons, but essentially his conclusions were correct.)
@adirblazkowics7717
@adirblazkowics7717 Год назад
2:47 The sudden twist literally murdered me
@bucciarati1873
@bucciarati1873 2 года назад
As someone who is 5’7”, I can confirm that the healthy BMI weight for 5’7” is around 155 pounds. 140 is on the low end🤣. Edit: for adult males, at least.
@snorpenbass4196
@snorpenbass4196 2 года назад
I sort of hope that the confidently incorrect one was mistaking pounds for kilos. Because 142 kilos would in fact be overweight at that height.
@bucciarati1873
@bucciarati1873 2 года назад
@@snorpenbass4196 140 kilos would be roughly 308 pounds. Forget overweight, you’d be morbidly obese😅.
@lucarudloff687
@lucarudloff687 2 года назад
@@snorpenbass4196 that's what i was thinking/hoping too... otherwise, that's just so incredibly stupid
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 2 года назад
@@bucciarati1873 Now I understand why, in Disco Elysium, the theory of the 300kg man is dismissed out of hand!
@hypsyzygy506
@hypsyzygy506 2 года назад
@@Ajehy Jon Brower Minnoch (September 28, 1941 - September 10, 1983) was at his peak weight the heaviest human ever recorded, weighing at least 1,400 lb; 635kg; 100 stone (hospital estimate on admission).
@mamasimmerplays4702
@mamasimmerplays4702 Год назад
The fun starts when you *can* hear your own accent
@chefcircuit5392
@chefcircuit5392 2 года назад
3:56 "There isn't enough time in the day to list all the reasons why that won't work" -Dr. Hach (one of my college professors). About something else, but it still applies
@ThePixel1983
@ThePixel1983 2 года назад
That "stop watching kids' shows" guy should probably try therapy. Just for prevention.
@suitov
@suitov 2 года назад
That attitude isn't unknown in fandoms and a good majority of people saying it are children themselves.
@Ghalaghor_McAllistor
@Ghalaghor_McAllistor 2 года назад
I know someone who believes that all cartoons or animations are for kids. His look after I showed him scenes from Hellsing, Tokyo Ghoul and Elfenlied was priceless.
@Brilliams
@Brilliams 2 года назад
I guess closest accent to the "neutral" accent is the one closest to literal wordings, the "written language". Like example, here in Finland we have many accents across different regions, but in central finland, were I live, the Finnish used here is closest to the literal pronunciations of the words, so called "kirjakieli" or "book language". Thats why some call our accent the "neutral" one but it is still an accent.
@suitov
@suitov 2 года назад
You could call Received Pronunciation the 'neutral' accent of England in much the same way (except English isn't phonetic like Finnish), but to other countries it would still be an accent. It gets more complicated with, eg, Spanish, which is a national/official language in more countries than Spain...
@VelaiciaCreator
@VelaiciaCreator 2 года назад
@@moon-moth1 Accent is about inflection, not pronunciation after all. Your accent adds in flair around things, and that changes the overall sound, even with pronunciation being a bullseye.
@RvEijndhoven
@RvEijndhoven 2 года назад
@@VelaiciaCreator Accent is a mix of inflection and pronunciation, because certain letters a pronounced differently in certain accents. Just look at the difference between how a Bostonian, a New Yorker and a Texan pronounce their r's.
@eliotoole4534
@eliotoole4534 Год назад
7:45 If I remember correctly, I believe that they use silicon crystals to make computer chips (Any/all)
@thedinothing1024
@thedinothing1024 Год назад
13:15 Bro the Midwest has an accent. I live there and I’ve heard it.
@dot2dot969
@dot2dot969 2 года назад
There's something about the preachy church lady asking, "now do you know what a MILF is?" is amazing energy to me.
@SkyRied1
@SkyRied1 2 года назад
21:39 She's not a MILF, that's for sure.
@dmgroberts5471
@dmgroberts5471 Год назад
"Yes, I do, and I have this handy device that automatously detects MILFs in my visual range and alerts me. It's not picking anything up right now, however."
@aspergianstoryteller6204
@aspergianstoryteller6204 11 месяцев назад
"I sure do, and there are none in sight."
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 9 месяцев назад
​@@aspergianstoryteller6204😂
@amiferman4955
@amiferman4955 2 года назад
The intro makes my day every single time😄
@thebrainfreezetrust
@thebrainfreezetrust 2 года назад
YaaaaaaaY!!!!!
@xxxcalibur
@xxxcalibur 2 года назад
Psst disclaimer
@aliceramdom.s
@aliceramdom.s 2 года назад
I was reading some comments on a another youtube video (not the click's) and they were saying that scotland wasn't/was apart of the uk and someone did comment on the lines of "scotland isn't apart of the uk but wales and ireland and england are." etc and I am from england and scotland is definitely apart of the uk as a whole🤣
@Kai_The_Kai
@Kai_The_Kai 2 года назад
Swirl 🤣
@scarepumpkincrow1941
@scarepumpkincrow1941 Год назад
9:44 she was like "positive" when the test had one line, when you can clearly see on the test that one line meant "not pregnant"
@Liggliluff
@Liggliluff 2 года назад
(6:50) It's still awkward how proudly they present it being artificially flavoured. It's like they present it as a benefit.
@CybernerdShua
@CybernerdShua 2 года назад
I think that's less "this is beneficial" and more "Just wanted to disclose that we have artificial flavours in this. Do with that as you will."
@lulzdragon7339
@lulzdragon7339 2 года назад
The resignation in that woman's voice when she gave up and said "Yeah there are crystals" fucking killed me.
@dyscotopia
@dyscotopia 2 года назад
I really want to know where Mark got his RU-vid accent. It took me a very long time to realize he was Swedish. It's very, perfectly, sumptuously buttery neutral. Is there a course I can take? Do I need to sacrifice a plant to Satan?
@deadlydingus1138
@deadlydingus1138 2 года назад
Fellas, is Satan a vegan?
@andrevandervlies5700
@andrevandervlies5700 2 года назад
@@deadlydingus1138 No, but his brother Seitan is.
@MicahPachirisuGuy
@MicahPachirisuGuy 2 года назад
Click is a germanic furry
@viscountrainbows6452
@viscountrainbows6452 2 года назад
@@andrevandervlies5700 Underrated pun of the year. Also if you like hardcore punk there's a vegan band called Greedy Mouth that has a song called Hail Seitan
@andrevandervlies5700
@andrevandervlies5700 2 года назад
@@viscountrainbows6452 Thanks for the tip!
@wasntme5686
@wasntme5686 Год назад
Was opening a monster right when the monster part came on lmao almost died
@Nekrotix12
@Nekrotix12 2 года назад
I like that those guys just conceded that the internet runs on crystals as opposed to sitting there trying to explain how it actually works to that absolute dummy.
@SteinGauslaaStrindhaug
@SteinGauslaaStrindhaug 2 года назад
22:06 Yes, it looks really stupid when they add random "decor" to letters. To me it reads "Mønster energy" which isn't as cool as "Monster energy" ("mønster" is Norwegian for "pattern"; ironically "monster" is "monster" in both languages)
@kakahass8845
@kakahass8845 2 года назад
For me it looks more like "Mɸnster" ɸ isn't a sound we have in English but it kinda sounds like "F" so for me it's like "Mfnster".
@ngotemna8875
@ngotemna8875 2 года назад
@@kakahass8845 those mother flipping nsters
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 2 года назад
Reminds me of when Mötley Crüe went to Germany and the crowds chanted "Mutley Cruh! Mutley Cruh!” because they thought the umlauts were supposed to be pronounced.
@SteinGauslaaStrindhaug
@SteinGauslaaStrindhaug 2 года назад
@@Ajehy yes, why write it like that if you don't want to pronounce it that way
@Lillith.
@Lillith. 2 года назад
What a coincidence that the M on the energy drink also looks like a claw scratch. What even funnier is that in the original manuscripts it wasn't even 666, but 616. Also it could just be me but the o in monster always looked like Phi, not a cross.
@jabur81
@jabur81 2 года назад
It is a capital phi, just like Half Life uses a lambda in place of the A
@LunaML
@LunaML 2 года назад
The really funny part was cut off. It's where she claims they put the cross there so you would have to turn it upside down to drink.
@suitov
@suitov 2 года назад
I don't know how Hebrew writes numbers, but it's entirely possible that three sixes in a row doesn't even mean "six hundred and sixty six". The way we write numerals in English is taken from Arabic and sometimes we take that notation for granted, but in a different ancient language it might be different - just take Latin as an example. "111" (III) there means 3 and "15" (IV) means 4.
@charliekahn4205
@charliekahn4205 2 года назад
@@suitov the way it worked at the time was that letters were assigned numeric values in alphabetical order, multiplying by 10 every 10th letter, then the scale was modified slightly for religious reasons (teens were notated in a different way). So it would be the letter for 600, then after it the shorthand for 16, or if it were the other way it'd be the letter for 600, followed by the letter for 60 and then the letter for 6. From what I've heard it spells out Nero when written.
@jabur81
@jabur81 2 года назад
@@LunaML well if you’re gonna get on the crazy train might as well ride it all the way
@ms.annthropic6341
@ms.annthropic6341 9 месяцев назад
1:13 Of all the things I’ve ever seen in Click videos, I think what I am most confused by is he, a European who speaks several languages and no doubt has heard plenty of French, pronouncing it like “soup de War”. 😳🤯
@nicolasjoly6948
@nicolasjoly6948 2 года назад
The monster drink satanic reveal : If I has been there, I think I would had applaud at the end emphasing the quality of here acting (cause I would have think she is joking and mocking). "This is incredible : maintening a straight face all long without even a blink! J-C! Bring the Oscar!"
@SartorialDragon
@SartorialDragon 2 года назад
18:40 there's also a lot of people saying ponies are baby horses. They are not. They are the same species, but a lot of breeds who are generally shorter in size and have a specific body type are ponies. Baby horses are foals.
@Roadent1241
@Roadent1241 2 года назад
It's like saying an orange tabby house cat is a baby tiger. Nah. I can understand the confusion as a child, heck I thought chipmunks grew into squirrels (thanks Pokemon? XD) but as an adult???
@suitov
@suitov 2 года назад
I've also heard people thinking cats are all female and dogs are all male, so... yeah.
@Roadent1241
@Roadent1241 2 года назад
@@suitov If that's the cats, both are the odd version of asexual where they just reproduce by... Splitting or whatnot XD
@elizabethshaw7472
@elizabethshaw7472 2 года назад
@@Roadent1241 Or like saying a Chihuahua is a baby Great Dane.
@Roadent1241
@Roadent1241 2 года назад
@@elizabethshaw7472 Yep. I'm sure they see themselves that way but....! XD
@PutoMedicoBrujo
@PutoMedicoBrujo 2 года назад
2:15 We did it everybody! we went all they way back to Plato's way of thinking... And in a contemporary Diogenes style i MUST say *BEHOLD, A MAN* 🐧
@Reedstilt
@Reedstilt 2 года назад
Saved me the trouble of commenting on Diogenes myself.
@PutoMedicoBrujo
@PutoMedicoBrujo 2 года назад
@@Reedstilt my pleasure
@suitov
@suitov 2 года назад
And me. You're doing the gods' work, my good commenter.
@phoebedarker
@phoebedarker 2 года назад
"now, do you.know what a milf is" the lady made me.audibly.laugh at that point she was so deadpan
@captmalingering
@captmalingering 2 месяца назад
I love when that crazy conspiracy Monster drink lady peppers that rant with the phrase “bottoms up and the devil laughs” 🤣 glorious
@MerpSquirrel
@MerpSquirrel 2 года назад
Well they aren't wrong about the crystals. Chips are a form of silicon crystal, and harddrives are a metallic crystal haha.
@aethertoast4320
@aethertoast4320 2 года назад
And we are looking into actually using crystal as hard drives. Though that idea is a far into the future kinda thing.
@a_d3mon
@a_d3mon 2 года назад
Explaining technology to those kinds of people is kind of pointless in my opinion, I say this because as you could see she practically gave up after the guy was flabbergasted by having to explain a HDD... They probably think "saving to the cloud" means your data gets stored in actual clouds so when it rains it'll delete your data...
@skootergirl22
@skootergirl22 2 года назад
Also we carry around tracking devices that we call smartphones
@a_d3mon
@a_d3mon 2 года назад
@@skootergirl22 RIGHT?!? Edit: I mean, what's the point of non-existent nano-trackers being in vaccines when the gov't can quite literally track your every location and word through a device you carry with you everywhere... Not even smartphones but all manner of phone have this capability. In fact that capability lasts even WHEN the phone is turned off or the battery is removed (for at least half an hour) as was the case when a group of mobsters got caught because all they did was turn off their phones and removed the batteries because the phones recorded their illicit gathering.
@nathanjereb9944
@nathanjereb9944 2 года назад
@@aethertoast4320 I know that quarts can be used as a type of battery, so we are on the right track
@arkohnlock4409
@arkohnlock4409 2 года назад
9:20 "You don't see absolutes in science, or statistics [...] because..." My stupid mind : "Only a sith deals in absolutes."
@Hodgepodge-14
@Hodgepodge-14 Год назад
At 4:57 the dude sent Murr from Impractical Jokers instead of Jeff Bezos and I'm crying lmaooo
@SirAsdf
@SirAsdf 2 года назад
15:25 It's actually even dumber Click, they basically bought the equivalent of an Art Book based on an unmade version of the Dune Movie from the 70s. So these dipsticks thought that they owned the full complete copyright to Dune because they spent 200x the value on an art book
@Khaisz.
@Khaisz. 2 года назад
And it gets even better, the book is already public if you Google a little from what I heard.
@LuriTV
@LuriTV 2 года назад
yeah they even wanted to copy the book and make NFTs out of the pages. And then burn the original book to highten the value. There is a whole story behind this incident. I think KiraTV has a video about this topic.
@astridwasfound5334
@astridwasfound5334 2 года назад
y'know what at this point i wish we did evolve from penguins, at least then maybe we wouldn't have to deal with half the bullcrap we deal with today.
@SoftBunnyPaws
@SoftBunnyPaws 2 года назад
Eh, we'd probably still encounter people that do stupid stuff, we'd just have feathers to nuzzle into for comfort afterwards. 😌
@chatboulon743
@chatboulon743 2 года назад
Our lives would be the entire Happy Feet movie, only the Karen-guins would refuse to dance to get their fish back.
@runbumdum
@runbumdum 2 года назад
11:56 have you heard of pastafarianism? All hail the flying spaghetti monster
@Liggliluff
@Liggliluff 2 года назад
(3:20) The person is so close..... you don't need a mobile internet connection, nor wi-fi to send an SMS. You also actually don't need a connection strong enough to call. However, you still need your phone in at least a weak connection to a tower.
@beuriotquentin7907
@beuriotquentin7907 2 года назад
Even in engineering which is a high paying field, 100k/year is pretty far from the norm at 25 Edit : guys who publicly claim virgins are ideal naughty partners like that "flat stomach better because evolution somehow" guy are possessive creeps, because as a former virgin myself I can assure you at least this one was awkward at it the first like 3 or 4 times
@sophiophile
@sophiophile 2 года назад
He's actually right about the SMS thing. You do need a mobile/cellular connection, but not mobile data. It's quite easy to test, just turn off your mobile data without turning on airplane mode and your texts will go through fine. MMS wont work though. Edit: it gets very meta when the cliccy is confidently incorrect about a post on r/confidentlyincorrect in a video compiling confidently incorrect instances.
@alexshemwell8320
@alexshemwell8320 2 года назад
Or have google fi and go abroad 😅
@Finwolven
@Finwolven 2 года назад
It's both confidently correct and incorrect. No, you don't need 'mobile data' connection, but SMS (and all GSM connections) are digital and require connectivity, i.e. digital connection to the provider. The first guy was patently wrong, though, as you'd expect from someone in tech support that answers stupid questions on a forum...
@aptom203
@aptom203 2 года назад
depends on your carrier, many carriers will still let you sent MMS over the cellular network even without data, but they are usually out of plan and charged per message.
@a_d3mon
@a_d3mon 2 года назад
Aptom is correct as well... Some will let you use MMS without data... HOWEVER, what the guy in the post was arguing, is that you need your data turned on to send SMS... which you don't... Needing data is mostly to surf the net or send/receive pictures/gifs
@Llortnerof
@Llortnerof 2 года назад
It's still data transmission, just over the phone connection. Even a phone call is.
@fuzzyfrogs7362
@fuzzyfrogs7362 5 месяцев назад
19:32 (or 33) the „they do? Oh damn I’m behind on taxes“ was the best part of the whole thing
@yoshibutimterrariapixelart1923
@yoshibutimterrariapixelart1923 2 года назад
Click, your videos are truly helping me. Every time you start with a barrage of compliments, it always improves my mood. You're genuinely making me feel better about my self-image. Thank you so much
@Jen_Kailayla
@Jen_Kailayla 2 года назад
"I just wanted a pet flying spaghetti monster" R'amen brother
@Captain_Canada
@Captain_Canada 2 года назад
8:12 As someone who's half Thai and was *literally* enjoying a nice bowl of Thom Yum Gai, this pains me to the *core*
@CybernerdShua
@CybernerdShua 2 года назад
Understandable.
@ywoisug8845
@ywoisug8845 Год назад
Eating what
@somespirit2511
@somespirit2511 5 месяцев назад
​@@ywoisug8845 A sour-spicy soup according to Google
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