r/Terriblefacebookmemes | that bridge doesn't look very safe. 

“Friends that last a lifetime” means no one left their home town

The vaccine bridge meme is actually pretty apt considering if there were no bridge there, you would fall to your death.

To be fair, Henry Ford REDUCED the average workweek. It wasn't for altruistic reasons, but yeah, it definitely went down.

My dad (a boomer without the entitlement since his mom woukd have come back from the grave to smack him) heard the sentence "you are gonna die first." And said "sounds like a win to me." For a man that served the country, gave to charity, tried his best, hated mormons, hated WBBC, and didnt understand racism, he gives off millenial "i hate life" vibes.

7:28 anyone who's watched the Lion King knows in that scene, those two just got caught being hooligans and are pretending to be innocent. 100% accurate for the meme without them even realizing it

2:57 as a lactose intolerant, I can confirm I had control over my genetics and chose to be lactose intolerant because of attention

Remember: Facebook memes are just boomers trying to act like their future generations.

It can't be r/terriblefacebookmemes without it having a minion in one of them, and guess what? There was one.

1:52 they started housing crisis, and their @$$ blames us

7:27 this lion king image kills me because isn't the screencap they chose for the believers the scene where those two cubs were desperately pretending to have done nothing wrong to hide their guilt?

im pretty sure those tents around 9 minutes are black friday campers, and like ,either way the OP is delusional, these kinds of people existed for decades

12:33 I love how the people who like to fun of younger generations for not being able to work antiquated technology, are the same people who need help to open a jpeg

The one with the wedding ring in the patty is a "Hate Wife" joke about the guy cooking his wife into the patties

10:00 If a woman is worth it, she ain't like any of what you described, period.

8:56 y’all realise that the anime Jesus pic is actually from an anime written by a cult for propaganda and that guy is literally the cult leader. And yes, this is the cult that put sarin on trains in Japan, Aum Shinrikyo

8:16 "90% of diseases we have now didn't exist 100 years ago?" Oh my sweet summer child, I can assure you that they did, we just didn't know what the feck they were or how to treat them. Hence why when a new one pops up that we *haven't* seen and studied before, it's a global crisis. We're lucky in that we were able to use several hundreds of years studying other infectious diseases and were thus able to mitigate and treat it as quickly as we were. It has nothing to do with what flavours of chips you can buy at Walmart.

I was helping a customer one time and she asked if we were hiring and then asked if being vaccinated was a requirement of being hired... I told her it's not but there's a handsome bonus to incentivize it, and she went on to say she now knows how segregation feels like... She's lucky I was bound by policy.

I find it so bizarre how they frame technology as meaning less/worse/shorter friendships. Like…. technology literally makes it even easier to find and make friends and gives you a farther reach for possible friends. Because of the internet and video games I have friends in other countries and continents I’d otherwise have no way of ever meeting if I don’t have access to that sort of travel. I can sit at my desk in America and make friends in Israel and Europe! The game we met through even has regional servers that not all of us are on the same ones so wouldn’t even necessarily meet in the game itself (though some of us do have characters on multiple servers) but the game has a forum and there’s RU-vid channels and Discords! Two Youtbers I watch also met through a Pokémon competition years ago and are still friends and do a LOT of collabs and have travelled to meet in person!

Poor in the 80s, was "oh man, i cant afford that new luxury couch. I guess ill buy that other couch." 2020s poor... "if i dont eat this week, i may be able to afford rent this month."

“Friends that last a life time” Lesley Gore’s “The Old Crowd” would beg to differ

I honestly don't think any guy that goes to a bar for whatever reason would be okay with drinking a beer, while the other guy next to him is peeing in a trough that's LITERALLY right where their feet are.

11:02 nope this one pissed me off a lot. You know how many nurses and cna's work 78 hours a week OR EVEN MORE because they dont get paid enough and healthcare is severely short staffed (especially when hospitals and nursing homes refuse to hire people)? THE VAST MAJORITY OF THEM DO! and the vast majority of them are women!!! Healthcare can be BRUTAL on your mental and physical health especially when working long hours. As for the invention piece: Hedy Lamar helped invent technology that was later used to invent blutooth. Women have invented so many things and these idiots just dont bother learning history

1:35 Me and my housemates, all Millennials, getting to finally own a home with .5 acres of land We're too strong for "okay renter"

12:54 ask them to install something on a laptop or turn their phone brightness down

7:41 That thing looks like it was for when drunks people spill out there drinks to the floor, so it's easier to clean up. And possibly also server as a "spittoon".

Yeah, that rent one falls kinda short when you look at who controls almost everything government and financial related. They still fucked us with a hot poker. So yeah we cant afford shit thanks to them.

7:27 as a former real Christian I have to say that those who anticipate the endtimes and try to speed it up definitely are agents of the devil to Jesus, he waskimda judgy but also a lot on the "I am god, I am allowed to judgr, but I won't 'cause I am going for that older brother vibe, but I will fucking put you into a sea of fire if you judge... don't try me!" And this message is kinda neat still

9:27 it might be people camping out for a new product that hits the shelves in the holiday season

Man the comic with the parents being phones would be so good if it wasnt a phone bad comic and more of a "we found a new type of child abuse" comic

If "jesus returned" i would assume its yet another scammer

7:46 This mene just is the perfect example of a weird pattern that I noticed from a certain flavor of awful people: For some reason being treated like shit without resistance is considered "strength" Why do some people think this way? (I mean part of it isshitty people justifying their shitty behavior by thinking others are "weak" for not silently accepting their mistreatment)

yeah, you shouldn't have to cross a comedically large syringe to get a job!! the needle is WAY too thin to hold the average person's weight, it'll snap and you'll die!

7:10 Even if it was to turn out that jesus is real and he was to actually fucking *_PROVE IT_* I'm still not gonna be all "yOu ArE lOrD!".

1:29 the proper reply to that would be, "I'm only a renter until you get put into a home."

Terrible facebook memes then: shitty minion memes Now: blatant misogyny

4:27 That's a comic about emotional neglect not phones=bad or parents= phones but a kid that was emotion neglected to the point where he doesn't recognize his own appearance faces because he never saw them like I should know I know how that feels to a extent

4:54 i feel like there'd be at least a few people who would want to do this but literally can't afford to not work

I mean, if they want to make fun of people being forced to rent, just ask them who’s fault it is?

The burger one is messed up because it means either the wife is terrible at keeping her ring on (which is probably not the case) or they're eating the mom. Like imagine marrying someone despite hating them so much you want to literally murder them

The fact that the comic with the wind turbine depicts a man complaining about trying to use a machine that is very clearly out of order sums up that generation pretty damn well.

6:03 I do not hate you because you are straight, white, male, conservative or christian. I do hate you for putting that confederate flag in the background tho.

That snow day meme... Bro I WISH. In highschool a few years ago, I literally had to walk to school (in Ohio) in -15°F weather because the buses could drive on the road safely. I still remember how my legs burned from my denim. And no, I didn't get a ride to or from school, because I was either stubborn, or unable to do to my mom and dad working. It was cruel.

11:17 ok alright Brody, you’ll be in a niche category, because spoiler alert, porn for radio doesn’t sell like it used to.

9:12 I think that's supposed to be people camping out in line for black Friday. It's not very clear that's what's happening, I'm just piecing it together from working retail for 3 years.

7:42 not a urinal. there was typically a water stream running down that pipe, as a constant flow flushed down spit-out chewing tobacco. it’s a fancy spittoon.

12:36 The sad part is, I remember TVs like this. I grew up with cable television and know what each part of this sentence means, and the sentence still makes no sense to me. 😅

For the "When Jesus returns" post, while I'm uncertain of the exact context (it's been a while since I watched The Lion King, so sue me...) that gives off distinct "oh no, we'd never have [long list of things "true believers" have done/want to do that directly contradict the teachings of Jesus], that was all /their/ fault..." energy. Seriously, nobody wears a smile that wide unless they're either trying too hard to look innocent, or the Joker. Or possibly concussed.

2:55 Yeah, The Far Side did a little too much with that comic.

Facebook memes starter pack: * Minions memes * Christian memes * Comic memes * Random boomer bullcrap * Are unfunny * Usually just boomers trying to fit in

Can we really call facebook memes, memes?

The image at 0:49 (I'm not calling it a meme, it doesn't deserve that term) is so insufferable. I can guarantee that the person that made that, or commissioned it, has a bigger persecution complex than my pfp's midsection.

That picture right at the beginning was from like, 1955, not the 80s.

The kid one is crazy don’t want any till I’m in my 30s 😂

4:33 I mean, not too long ago there was this TikTok trend where some women were trying to "catch" men staring at them by working out in front of them, so I could see this being a critique of that if it weren't for the last panel.

10:09 "What rhymes with climate change? Conservatives are deranged? Correct!"

That "ok renter" is actually not that terrible

6:43 I mean the worst part about this is that’s it’s got a point. A lot of right wing political groups base their arguments on their religious beliefs, often on the grounds of “defending them” This makes me sad because there’s someone among us who has the right idea but can’t edit photos for shit

4:20 - I take pictures for myself & my family/friends. I don' t post on social media. (It's one of the ways I can get some kids to actually smile, because they know their parents won't see it.)

I do agree with the boomers on one thing though. GenX here, and I don’t trust internet connectivity, selfdriving cars or any of that shite. Through my dayjob, I happen to know how all the nets are held together with spit and polish, and many a fast prayer. So yes, I hold on to my cabinet of cd’s and dvd’s, and my petrol car with stick shift. I haven’t seen the computer yet that didn’t freeze, crash or burn out. Netflix retracts movies as they please and fu. You can’t buy MS Office anymore, no. Get a monthly subscription and keep paying for updates, when ‘03 was the best version ever. So no trust whatsoever. They push it onto you like the next messiah, but it’s just goldplated plastic. Beware of the Mammon

12:49 'at half past' typically is taken as the next half past the hour, in the case of this photo that'd be 1530. Or 3.30PM for those that dont do 24 hour time... plenty of people in the UK still say things like that

9:15 I thought that meant camping outside of stores, but I could be very wrong

1:58 he's not looking at a certain area that i will refrain from specifying.

Mommy helped daddy make the burger and left the ring there because he did an emasculating job meant for ladies and now wants to leave him am I right?!

That first one suuurreee doesn't look like 1980s. That's straight up 1960s.

2:43 “GENDER NEUTRAL CANDY” LMFAOO

8:57 i dont think thats jesus. I think that was from an anime made by this cult about their leader. Its a wild ride but i dont remember the name of it

6:45 i mean. I guess they have a point. (i have the Classic conservative parents and it certainly feels this way with them) Edit: Just realized that it’s meant to satirize whatever party conservatives are against, which. They REALLY missed the mark on that, since it’s their side that often claims that signs against deadly is fear mongering propaganda. (As far as I have seen)

0:50 - Well, the other option is there is no bridge... so you try to get the job, and then fall. Unless the panel is talking co**ne or hero**. Then I really hope they've tried every other job along the way... and this job is just out of desperation.

2:36 do people not realize that he brought it DOWN. from a six or seven day work week?

7:44 that's not a urinal that's a spitoon trough!!!!

I feel like the wedding ring burger one is alluding to a darker tone of gotta get rid of the body somehow

Dingleberry was a random word that popped into my head I randomly called my daughter it once she found it funny now I feel mean after finding out what it means I dont have the heart to tell her 😂

2:21 he turned work into the schedule of school

6:29 plot twist: They're together and the first one taught all the sons science

10:47 fails to take into account some major variables. 1. Areas that are snowier on average will often fit their vehicles with snow tires to allow for transportation in that weather. With warmer weather overall, less and less areas will use snow tires and thus be able to drive in those conditions. 2. Some school districts will close everything if the school with the earliest start time can't be open without delay. For example, my old public school district would cancel if it wasn't safe to drive by 9AM, even if it was fine by 10AM, because the earliest start time with a 2 hour delay would be 9:15AM.

Exercise, I thought you said EXORCIST.

13:46 from what I can get from this, people will take better care of things except if it involves associating with the “house less” preferring to ignore it instead of attempting to help

4:55 here an alternative, Play as Luigi.

that first one really took the most 1950s image i've ever seen and captioned it in the 1980s.

emkay is a drug and im high on it

9:25 also i think this one is trying to come from a good place. "i remmber when people where not struggling having to sleep in tents during winter" kind of statment.

the boomer- renter one was fucking epic, like i would laugh and cry at the same time if someone would throw this at me.

THANK YOU FOR THIS VIDEO EmKay!

9:15 those aren't homeless people. They're people camping outside a store to get to black friday stuff first.

3:49 It means no more South Park for dad.

I would love an 8 hour day.... ALL car assembly plants run on a 11 hour shift 6 days a week

0:22 my brain cannot comprehend putting a pause between head and phone. For a second I was like, what the hell is a "head [pause] phone" before I realized I'm just an idiot.

4:41 - just in case the joke slipped by, the guy ISN'T looking. I agree that it shouldn't matter what you wear, the joke being made is that some people will make themselves the victim regardless of reality

1:04 My parents had four children past that age. (Two of which were adopted just a year apart before they were a year old. I came a year after, then my sister just two years after that.)

We had somewhat of an uproar in the recent days I think from Facebook actually. A boomer posted about how teacher back in the 60s' and 70s' used to teach kids manners and respect. Boy oh boy the entitlement is high. Some people said it's the same generation that raised kids to be terrible and to act that way. I guess people expect others to put in the work they have to but don't want to. Ipads and tvs are fine. If you're in Italy just tune in to channel 57 or 23 or 54 something and you have something for all ages. People refuse to see the good in things. I've seen also a lady say she ditched technology to live a slow life. I mean it's going to take you 10 minute to heat up your coffee on the stove but oh well... Microwaves are bad and promote fast paced lives I guess. For context on the tv channels. One is Rai Scuola: a channel made for schools as the name suggests. So more family friendly documentaries on nature or places around the world. They used to be more geared to kids in the past but the programming got really boring and they'd play the same two shows in a row. Now they're better. The second one is Rai 5 where they show general culture stuff. Documentaries on cities or nature or arts, informative content and sometimes even stream theater plays. The last one is Rai Storia where they play documentaries and shows based on history. I think I've watched on there a full documentary ocne on the music band Duran-Duran as it's still related to history. I think they also play things related to historical occurrencies. Basically things that happened on that day in the past. All three channels are good and solid channels full of informative stuff. Heck I once watched a full documentary on Rai Scuola about the fauna that populates the city of Rome. I was shocked at how many animals and birds live there. And I've been to Rome.

babe wake up new EmKay video dropped

to explain the "your going to be that person at 38 and has a 1year old" thing, I am that kid. My parents were exactly 40 when they had me and it shows. My parents tried their best (at least i know my mom sure as hell does) and the generation gap puts up A LOT of walls that a kid doesnt know how to tear down so i have just started working a few things out now, a couple decades too late. Im not that close to my parents despite living with them and them being good to me because i have nothing to relate to them with. Things that they hold as common courtesy is no longer common, phrases they use arent just unpopular but nonexistent and most of all they dont have good health or as much energy anymore complete with entirely different ideas of family activities. That is just my problems with older parents, not even the parents side. My parents regret having their kid worry for their health, regret not being able to remember things that well due to the pile of health issues that come with age and regret having less time to share knowledge before their minds go but most of all; they lament that they have a very short time to share their life experience with their kids. TLDR having a kid at 38 is cool and all but that kid wont be able to connect well with their parents and any decent parent will regret being too old in their kids early adult years to help them through life.

6:06 Appreciate this. So many people get Christianity wrong and it taints the whole religion.

9:26 I wonder if they were implying the tents were christmas shoppers camping out for black friday shopping? Heard it was a thing but I've never seen it.

"PHONE BAD BOOK GOOD!!!!"

7:51 they act like men don’t do the same thing when women try to set any sort of realistic boundaries

I love The Far Side alone it's been around for decades!

The poor and the rich one with daddy issues are both right. There are some who are able to overcome trauma, suck it up or those who break under the pressure it's about how we percieve the pressure. The rich one being able to visibly overcome his struggles in life is something we should strive towards yet he isn't devaluing the poor mans experiences and choices just because je wasn't able to hold his own in a pressure he felt to be way to strong for him.

"Friend zone" IS real, you goof!

7:25 the funny thing here is those smiles they have on in the second pic were 100% faked so they could sneak out and do things his parents wouldn't like. If you've got a smile like that on when Jesus shows up, guaranteed you've been sinning up a storm when He wasn't looking