r/TIFU My Tongue Ring Almost KILLED ME! 

Cool I love yugo

Ist reply

hi from india

hi yugo

Hi yugo

I know right, where's the lucky lady~

That was my only takeaway from this whole video

In the basement

He’s mentioned her before as his “girlfriend,” so I’m assuming they just recently got hitched!

I thought they were just boyfriend girlfriend

Everyone in the comments : TIFU by questioning about rSlash's wife, even tho he mentioned her many times.

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@@scy2786 lolol

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Panda Boi he’s been with his girlfriend for a couple months now, but they just got engaged .

Yea not gonna lie

Nice profile pic, ralsei is an awesome character

And also, the ET handshake thing made me die with laughter too

it killed me i wasnt expecting it

Conner the archer Ralsei is too cute tbh

I’m sorry I didn’t Mercey

Saaaame.

RIGHT! which wife?! Rslash’s wife? Lol why don’t we know about Mrs. Rslash??

He’s mentioned her before but referred to her as his “girlfriend,” so I’m assuming they just recently got hitched!

perinnial yeah I guess that’s why I was in such shock but I’m happy for him

*this is legit the only sane comment in a sea of confused screaming*

@@taroooo152 people aren't watching enough rSlash and that's sad :

Aw, that's actually kinda cute. Also, hello, fellow autistic guy, how you doing?

That's cute :D And also I'm more than happy, that I don't speak English as first language and the mispronouncing mostly can't get THAT wrong :D

"Hey Daddy, a ****!"

When I was younger, my mom told me I didn't like saying "L" because I couldn't pronounce it right so I just skipped over it. My dad always wore a watch, too. Cue a kid's place and baby-me loudly proclaiming "What a big clock you have, Daddy!"

@@venomquill308 OOOOHH NO!

My son couldnt pronounce Fish as a toddler and said 'piss' So we always got 'mummy I want to see the piss' 'mummy I love my piss' 🤦‍♀️

I just rewatch videos and until a new one pops up lol.

Every morning or evening :D

I don't get the point of dropping hints vs just saying it out right. Like, girl, your in your home, in bra and panties, giving this dude the 'look', drop the fricken subtlety and TELL him "Your hot, I want to 'hug you passionately '". Though I should be grateful they don't use that 'when a girl says 'no' she means 'yes', where did that whole girls mean the opposite of what they say thing even come from?

That's just what I'm like as I can't stand hints. I also get annoyed by games so I don't do them either. Lastly there isn't any code that I just somehow expect my boyfriend will magically & randomly pick up on. I always just say what I mean & mean what I say. My guy teases me about being a unicorn & it took him a few months of asking if I was (we were) fine if I didn't immediately text back. Dude, I just have my hands full of something & I'm not ignoring you. While I do find the teasing bit kind of funny, it's also incredibly sad that he had gotten to be 47 years old (I'm 7 years younger than he is) without ever experiencing a partner who didn't expect him to be a mind reader until we started dating a little over a year ago. It's kind of infuriating tbh.

NO you don't ask a colleague if they want to sleep with you. I even think that hint she made was too obvious. It would make it really hard for them to work together after that if she asked him straight up. Using hints, you can just pretend like nothing happened if they don't accept it. What *is* a problem is when men try to send hints, and the feelings are not returned, they just try to be more and more obvious. As if the only reason some one would decline them is because they didn't understand what they were trying to hint about? No. If you are going to send hints, then accept it if people are denying your approach and trying to move on, just like the woman in the story did. Asking a colleague, or some one you don't know very well, straight up if they want to sleep with you is really creepy and would probably make them very uncomfortable. Please don't do it.

@@Fe-go2jw why not? they aren't managers... that's just corporate BS they feed kids to keep them compliant. Ive slept with co-workers before, if you both know what you want, and what your getting into it works fine... like a friends with benefits scenario. Maybe a stolen kiss at work every now and then to be naughty.

@@Fe-go2jw You make a valid point, but then again, think about it like this. If you as a female want "good times" with a male colleague, why speak a language you know he is not as fluent in as you are? That just sets you up for failure. That's like assassinating someone with a knife from behind and then yelling "you were supposed to see me!" as they bleed out. What I don't understand, is how it would make it hard for those colleagues to work together. Are people not capable of compartmentalizing? Keeping outside problems outside and keeping work affairs professional? This is not to you specifically, but I have seen some girls and women in and around my life that say things like, "guys can't take a hint". I'm not sure if that's a common thing for women to say, and I'm not going to declare anything I don't actually know about, but I am of the opinion that if a woman feels that way, then stop trying to use hints to communicate your intentions. Think about it. You said (paraphrased) that the use of hints creates a layer of plausible deniability for women, right? My question, for women, why NOT be obvious? Transparency is a hard counter to misunderstandings and discontent. I mean just imagine how many fewer cases of misread signals we would have if signals ceased to be a thing. I mean, in my experiences, males tend to have to deal with the embarrassment of a failed advance, while, like you said, a female can hide behind the plausible deniability of subliminals and hints. Humans are not telepathic (yet). And as for the creepy thing, there are tactful and very direct ways to proposition a colleague be they male or female. I just don't like hints. They're too easy to miss and a bit frustrating when you do miss or misread them. This ran kinda long, sorry. But this is for you as well as any other readers...

Sounds like that

Ooh

Yeah that was my thought too

Yep! =)

I remember him telling a story of his own in the fox urine tree video where he mentioned his wife. Or I could be mistaken.

Yes daddy

haha omg imagine ur nephew puts ur younger nephew hadn on a real stove and forces it on the plate that's a real ouch! And if he doesn't let the little brothers hand go he could get serious burns for a lifetime ooooh damn. Like such things are real posibilities with kids. My sister little for example stuck a tiny toy sword up my nose until it punctured my nose so I got nosebleed and another time she full force stabbed me with a pencil on my hand so I got a dot tattoo there 'til this day where the pencil punctured my skin. Siblings am I right?

Car says hi!

@@jkbutterfly3142 lol yea

Yep

Im Norwrgian, with an English stepdad.. going over to Engand, especially in the uk airports, all of us were only allowed to call out for my mum as mamma, mum or a derivative of that.. Mum's name is Gunn 😅😅 ✈🔫

Pragananancy

@Gan Len thanks for correcting me

Pregernenacy

Same..

baby jeon your parents TIFU: had a child

Depending on where the embryo attached itself, it can have varying degrees of danger and if it was that early on it's reasonable to think the embryo would be low risk to the mother

@@comedyblastYT as somebody that's had two ectopic pregnancies it's dangerous to send anybody home. Doctors know these things can burst and anytime I would have sued my doctor had he sent me home.

@@KCCAT5 really? Ok, the source I looked at said it wasn't a big enough deal to keep people in the hospital, but clearly that's incorrect. I do know that there are cases where the baby was kept amd mother and baby survived, but clearly that was more of a miracle case then.

@@comedyblastYT Maybe it just depends on where you are and what treatment you're actually receiving. Looking on the NHS website (I'm in England) there are three options: Expectant Management, where you have no or mild symptoms and the pregnancy is very small or can't be found (I'm guessing this means too early to be detected on an ultrasound but a pregnancy test was positive), in which case they will monitor with regular blood tests to check the hCG levels are dropping, or if they don't change/rise may need further treatment; Medication, where it's diagnosed early but active monitoring (first option) isn't suitable, in which case an injection is given to stop the pregnancy from growing, requiring regularly blood tests to make sure the treatment is working; and surgery, to remove the pregnancy before it becomes too large. The first two options (if either are applicable) will be discussed and monitored, with information given for signs to look out for in case of rupturing, but otherwise are sent home. Surgery, however, requires at least a few days stay, but overall recovery make take several weeks. I know someone who had an ectopic pregnancy, but besides that I don't know what treatment they had, and don't feel right to ask.

@@KCCAT5 They didn't just send her home. They sent her home with a treatment to end the pregnancy and would absolutely have told her what warning signs to look for. There's no need to keep someone in a hospital if they're not showing any sign of bleeding, pain or likelihood of that happening any time soon. She didn't even know she was pregnant and had no signs of the pregnancy itself. None. So she wasn't at imminent risk of bleeding to death. It's exactly the same way that they don't keep you in hospital if you take medication to trigger an abortion of an intrauterine pregnancy either - what they DO do is give you very very strict instructions of what to look for, and when to come straight back. She should have had those and she would have been booked in for a followup appointment and ultrasound scan within a few days anyway. So sorry - you're misinformed. As someone else said - it entirely depends upon how far along the pregnancy is, where it's located etc. She wasn't bleeding or in pain, she didn't need to be in hospital when in all likelihood, the medication would have resolved the issue without the need for surgery in her case.

that’s so r/therewasanattempt

That’s a girl you can see her hair in pigtails to

It's foreshadowing!!

Cool I didn’t know dogs can get young rings now

Lol itll be fine XD

@@Mmtshelly I didn't know rings could be young.

Was it nip piercing?

I think Yugo is around six months old or so. Not too sure though.

I believe Yugo is now 8 or 9 months old.

69th like :) also I think he's 6 months now

Depending in the right answer he's either a few months older than my puppy or my puppy is a few months older than him

I can't watch or listen to the puppy bloopers, Yugo sets my dogs off into a barking competition.

One time a kid randomly came up to me at the store and held my hand and just stood there. After a few seconds he looked at me, realized i wasnt his sister or mom or whoever he confused me for, mumbled a "sowwie.." and walked away

Huhh?! I have not seen that

@@KnittingGirl28 It's hysterical and the way he reads it makes it more so!!! I hope that you have a wonderful day!!! 🙂🙂🙂🙂 🐧🐧

FearedxMayhem oh yeah... I remember reading that and how it just got worse and worse and I couldn’t stop laughing

Also forgot I was a member and got freaked out by the symbol next to my name 😅😅😅

excuse me, why do people have to be a judgmental sh**head? How does your mom not smack you?

@@binbin7760 lmao theyre just asking. Its a valid question, wondering why people get toungue rings and if they are an issue when eating.

@@binbin7760 I bet you have a tongue ring lmao

Hi Kaelal all it is good for is hearing jingle bells playing in your mouth when you make out with someone. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

If you've ever gotten a blowjob from a chick with a tongue ring, you wouldn't be asking that question. It's not just for looks.

Well, did ya do it??

That is the medical term for the limb left behind from an amputation... its called a stump.

Was your tongue ring the one ring?

Nice

NicE

Now that’s a clip

Steve Hickey oof

I would, But his boyfriend won't like that.

He did it at 1 million subs

glock He’s don’t want already

He did one

He said hes doing it at a million! Cant wait

@@setythewindsage6576 he already did.

@@Xenobat lol stay mad