r/Pettyrevenge "That Sounds Like a YOU Problem" 

Gimme some subreddits you want to see me cover!

6:03 did he skip the "in health and in sickness" during his vows?

I also had a similar story in cashier line. It's almost closing time of the store, and people were in a rush to assist all of the customer in the cashier. And while I was in line, this dude behind me almost hits me with his cart, keeps tapping his foot, and looking at his watch. In which, I told him to be more careful and might get someone hurt. And in that sentence, he got mad, he told me that, "I don't care. My time is precious to be wasted with some low life." the cashier girl heard this, and when she's going to take my groceries, she makes it slow. Real slow. And when it's the dbag guy turns, she says, "I am sorry, but it is already closing time."

I totally lost it when you said the guy stood there butt naked brushing his pubes :-D

The brush story reminds me of one my grandma told me (nothing to do with pubes or nudity though thank god) My grandparents has these neighbors whom they invited over for dinner. They were pleasant enough but they took one invitation as an open invitation and would come over for dinner frequently. They were nice people in general so my grandparents didn't have to heart to tell them to stop. One day she invites them to stay over longer than usual and do stuff after dinner; they happily accept. After dinner my grandparents place all the dishes on the floor and let the dog lick them all clean, then put them back in the cupboards. The neighbour's never came back! (And yes they did wash them properly once the people left)

6:08 hmmm.... couldve sworn there was something in the vows about "in sickness and in health"... funny how little those vows mean to some people eh?

The brush story was just perfect.

The first story reminded me about a dear friend's experience with his ex-wife. (This is nearly 18 years ago.) We were all at a big convention for an organization we were part of when he found out that his wife was cheating on him with her ex-husband. (She'd been accusing him of cheating for months, he wasn't. Projection much?) Well he'd bought her tickets to Peter Gabriel for her birthday, her favorite artist, but in the divorce some how the tickets ended up in one of the few pieces of furniture he kept. (He basicly signed away the house and most of the furniture to get away from her.) Our other friend (who she knew was married) couldn't go, so suggested he take me. (I have a serious baby face so even though I was in my mid-20s I looked to be barely out of high school.) We had a great time and he had someone at the concert take a picture of us. He sent her a copy with the note "Had a blast with your birthday concert tickets. Enjoy the house."

I busted out laughing when he did his version of baby shark

The petty revenge version of Baby Shark is a bop and it’s not even a full version 😂

She should've played the earrape version of Baby Shark.

Nobody: rSlash: Serves you right dodododo

That poor Uber driver, having to deal with petty babies all morning.

Crohn’s Disease is something else man, screw that guy

“That’s revenge doo doo doo doo doo doo That’s revenge doo doo doo doo doo doo Serves you right doo doo doo doo doo doo Serves you right doo doo doo doo doo doo” -R/Slash

Rslash, for 2 million subscribers have your wife read the subreddit!

When the "it's revenge dodododooo.mp3" coming out?

no-one: literally no-one: literally no soul: rSlash: *that's revenge doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo that' revenge doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo....*

I was married to a "douche". When my migraines got so bad I had to quit my job, he asked for a divorce. Before the divorce was even finalized, he was introducing his "new" girlfriend to his family. They had just spent 5 months on the other side of the US training for their new jobs, coworkers spending all their time together. They are married now with a kid. I'm destitute on disability, alone. Wish they all got the karma they deserved.

_Karen after firing a Manager at McDonald's : r/pettyrevenge_

r/treelaw ... No? Am i the only one who loved that? Okay

A good tip dude, when the new guidelines for RU-vid come to, make sure to always set your video to (Not made for kids). That way, you don't need to lose 42k whenever you say a somewhat bad word and not losing 60 - 90 % of the add revenue. Edit: I was wrong if you label the video incorrectly, (if you say it's not kid-friendly when it is kid-friendly you still lose 42k) So remember to say a bad word in every video.

There's an Iliza Schlesinger line that perfectly sums up these people waiting in any line. "Hi! We're in a rush, because we're entitled."

My hamster just died and we always loved to listen to your vids. Ily, thank you for creating such amazing content

I literally just shot coffee outta my nose as you finished reading the last story!! That truly is the funniest revenge I’ve ever heard. Jeezus. 🤣

rSlash uploads make my day tbh

Waking up to a new video to watch while I'm laying in bed, dreading waking up/going to work.. is my absolute favourite.

That last one 😂😂😂😂😂

these are really good 2 listen when being sad

We NEED your wife to read one of these!

Damn you and your ProRevenge version of Baby Shark!!! 😂😂😂

Rofl, I’m not gonna lie, I take my shoes off on the 8 hour flight from Sweden to US (I hate shoes and socks and refer to them as foot prisons) but if someone asked me to, I’d put them back on..

6:03 so much for 'in sickness and good health'.

6:10 I guess he forgot the part in marriage about caring for each other in health or sickness

You TWERP! I almost choked on a bite of my apple when you started singing! I will never be able to hear that without snorking with laughter again.

thank you rslash you made my b-day much better and can't wait till you're next puppybloopers

My sister has chrons and I feel sorry for her it’s uncontrollable and I’m happy the guy got screwed

Who else has baby shark stuck in their head now?

That baby shark one tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Baby Shark is the devil incarnate.

Love your channnel!

8:37 I did something similar I was on a COTA mainstream bus where there was another passenger who blasted an old series of cartoon as I'm just trying to ignore him, I asked him politely to turn it down or invest in some headphones, and he just told me to F off. So I took my JBL speaker (not sponsored) and play pink guy's stfu. The driver was amused

Ooof...I definitely did not expect a gut punch. "I didn't marry a sick woman" is nearly identical to what my husband told me. Damn.

baby shark has power. When I was in your classic dorm setting we had these guys that liked to practice guitar at all hours and the RA wouldn't ever say shit to them. A good friend of mine lived in the room next to them and heard it ALL. She was getting really annoyed when trying to study one night at like 10pm (Quite hours) So I had an idea.... Me, my roommate, another girl, and the one who lived in the room ALL BLASTED baby shark with our laptop right next to the joining wall. They never played during quite hours again :3

You gotta love the little revenges in life.

My daily dose of rslash before I sleep

I DIED laughing at the brush story 😂😂😂

The same thing happened to me as the woman with Crohn's. Intestine got completely blocked leading to emergency surgery to save my life and a colostomy for life. Crohn's sucks but at least I'm alive. Thank you Westchester Medical Center, Valhalla, N.Y.

You dare fight me mortal? *I'm the Elon Musk of pettiness*

A while ago he said he had a girl friend, later he said fiance and now its wife.

I don't think making someone listen to Baby Shark for more than 10 minutes is petty. That's dangerous. REALLY dangerous.

Your version of Baby Shark will be playing in my head for the rest of the day .. LOL.

Im skipping over tomorrow's ads after you got baby shark stuck in my head.

*_Karen approaches_* Me: *_begone witch!_* Karen: *_Dies inside_* Me: *_Got eem!_*

My almost-2-year-old LOVED your rendition of "Baby Shark." She recognized the tune immediately and then joined in the "do do do"s.

Honestly sounds like torture for the driver to hear random videos next to them and then baby shark from the back. One Star all of them.

Woohoo! A new video!!

pro revenge would be to send that "F* OFF" messages to the new girlfriend when they have drove to the hotel.

You have the best narrator voice ever! You are very easy to listen to. You make the story come alive. I don’t want to listen to anybody else’s voice but yours!

That last one was such a STRONG-ASS Power Move.

The first one is more fo a malicious compliance than a petty revenge

“I’m going to be deaf do dododo pls stop dodododo

Oh. My. God. Having your marital status on your ID would prevent so much cheating! This is a stellar idea!

That last one is suh an epic dad thing. What a hero.

The first story feels like a r/maliciouscompliance story

6:04 Don't one of the conventional wedding vows specifically say "in sickness and in health"?

That first one is malicious compliance because the BF told OP to mind her own business, so she did.

When one of the op's wrote about taking revenge on a roommate using his toothpaste, deodorant & other items. I doubt this can done, BUT.... I pictured op finding a can of spray paint, and putting a fake label for spray on deodorant. Like I wrote, I doubt someone would be fooled by a can of spray paint.

It’s going to take me a bit longer to hit like on this one, just because you put that crappy ass shark song in my head right as I was falling asleep lol

I want petty revenge baby shark as my ringtone now

"Use the Pube Brush do do do do do!"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY rSlash!

Oh my gosh, early two days in a row! As I commented yesterday, I love your videos!

Rslash make a video we’re you leave puppy bloopers in

NEVER mess with a petty person. NEVER.

😂😂😭😭😂 the one about the pubes killed me !

Hm yes, *creeper aw man*

Guys,if you wanna hear r/ offline go to Spotify,he's there.

THANKS! Just scared a roomfull of my colleagues because I laughed outloud! The baby shark ditty is my new favorite. I think it needs to be made into a ringtone...Serves you right do do do do!! bwahahaha

When my brother went to Navy boot camp at Great Lakes Naval Training Center, his care packages kept getting lost. So his best friend at the time sent him a letter telling him not to eat the next batch of chocolate chip cookies... should they arrive. They didn't make it to him, but two guys working in the base post office ended up in the hospital. She'd substituted a chocolate laxative for the chocolate chips. The two guys ate 4 dozen laxative laced cookies. They both ended up courtmartialed and care packages always arrived

Can we have some more rslash am I the a-hole

Made it

My roommates and I have an agreement with the condiments: if you use the last, you replace it. Apparently, the replacing part doesn’t apply to everyone. One of my roommates ate my expensive jam (small batch, homemade Dutch jam; $6 for a half pint) and since neither will fess up to it, it won’t be replaced. This just means that my delicious baked goods won’t be for their consumption...’so sorry, but I’m taking all of those delicious pumpkin muffins into work.’

Ok all of these were delightful, but I laughed the hardest at "That's revenge, do-do-do-do-do-do" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hey rSlash, sent you an email. I absolutely love your videos and can’t believe how far you’ve come so fast. Keep on posting, and keep on giving. I’m leaving for Japan on Monday, and when I get back after two weeks I’m looking forward to watching all those videos :D

This is one of the rarest times i've seen youtube drunk Like 14 views and 24 likes?

Working cash desk, lady cuts line, I serve her and ask “Stacy (not real name) can you open register 2?” Would you believe that everything I needed to scan wouldn’t scan! Price checked every item. Funny that they don’t scan when you have a finger over the barcode. Her last product did scan however I still ha 22 on the register from entering the last barcode manually. Oops, need to call the manger to void off the other 21 bottles of wine... oh I was the manager!

Don't mess with the IT guy, and never fuck with the people handling your food. Good rules to live by.

@rSlash please can you do a Me_irl its one of my favorite subreddit!

How many other people heard BELLA_ANIMA as BELLA_ENEMA?

I had to go check what Baby Shark is. I don't have kids or grandkids. Now I know why that revenge was so sweet.

That is one of our favorite things to say among our group. "That sounds like a YOU problem." Or my favorite thing from one of my teachers. "That sounds like a personal problem."

can’t think of anything funny to say so.. how’s your day?

Look at these noobs saying first

I CRIED AT THE LAST ONE HAHAHAHA XD

That last story...PRICELESS...LMFAO

Dude we are so entitled that we demand you read these reddit stories and publications. I demand to speak to the manager. Keep up the good work. Have a great day, how do you tolerate your Karen voice?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO 7 COMMENTS

My grandfather was a coal miner and since there is no faucets in the mine you need to take drinking water with your lunch. A miners bucket made to have the bottom filled with water. But every time he went to drink someone had used his water. Next day at lunch everyone is sitting around eating, Grandpa takes a big drink of water then takes out his dentures and washes them out in the water. One guy looks kind of green and asks You do that all the time? grandpa says yeah I hate all that deal that gets under my false teeth! Never lost his water again!!

That last one was brilliant! Epic revenge.