r/Unexpected - CURSED DITTO 

They love it Also spa day

Alternatively, they have 3 dead cats. They seem like they would be easier to put in a tub.

@@doomguy974 getting three dead cats would be impressive, because you would need to kill each cat nine times

@@Skulk_system lmaoooo

I have 4 cats and they love bath time. Honestly you just gotta work with them as babies and gently introduce it to them. No loud noise, lots of love, and overtime it becomes a treat and feels good for them 🥰❤

I love how this is a top comment but it has no replies

@@Shugunou then ya know it's good 😂😂

Ok, fun is nice, but what about Education? Do Fans of this Channel also get their Daily Dose of Knowledge? Do they watch Michio Kaku? Hbomberguy? The Click? Oh, wait, that last question was irrelevant. Ah, well. Anyway, point is: Diversity is good; do not create an Echo-Chamber; learn more.

Sometimes I read the comments before watching a video and at first I was confused but then when it happened I also lost it 😂😂😂

True

I ruined the 69 haha funny lol 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😆😃😆😆😃🤣😂😐

I am 99% sure that that short video is shot in Germany or in Ireland. They take their Beer very very serious

I like trains

. . .Im gonna say it. . .that wasnt a train, that was a truck

@@bertholdthoover8793 I'm more upset by your reply rather than the number of likes.

secret love child????? -todoroki

Simba

Does Cliccy Kitty count? uwu

Maybe he doesn’t even knows

He's probably got a few extras in the basement.

I think he just meant "a faceful"

A handfull

As an American I can confirm this statement

Sounds like your average dream

One time I had a dream where I was on the moon and then White diamond from steven universe fuckin kidnaps me and then all of a sudden, theres a giant cleaning spray meteor heading towards earth

@@p0is0n49 yes

I can see that happening if i'm honest.

Sounds like a fanfiction

I knew he was going to make a joke about the people being stupid when he said the word 'democracy'

Yeah, the US isn't proving to be very smart, with the number if supporters a known con-man and scam artist has in the political arena.

Facs

@@andrewolson5471 who?

@@salilnaiskar6890 The fact that, in two months, no one has figured out who Andrew was talking about proves just how many cases there are.

😮

THANK YOU I WAS SO CONFUSED

Thats fking genius

damnnnnn

but there's only a very small amount in the bigger glasses. that shouldn't be enough to fill them up.

@@allanbaker3958 ok, so how is there enough to fill all of them once he reaches the biggest one?

@@allanbaker3958 my what? sorry, there's nothing like that to be found anywhere near my body. but it still doesn't make sense. since there's not nearly enough alleged water in the smaller glasses. maybe I should buy a brain. has someone a spare one to sell?

@@allanbaker3958 I'm a troll because you're unable to explain something for someone to understand, who's not fluent in a particular language? yeah, right.

Cool

Panda, what is your definition of “fun” fact

That seems a bit strange. Why their shells? 😐

Which snails? My snail is a garden snail* and he doesn't have any. Edit: *burgundy snail / helix pomatia

@@SpairM “Fun Animal Fact”= Little tidbits of information that you may or may not know about animals, including, but not limited to cute facts, interesting facts, meh facts, and/or downright terrifying or disgusting facts… 😀👍

Protecting? He's just saving them for later

@@coldchilidilly NO NO NO DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT PLEASE

@@lexydakitten5102 A whole litter was just a little too much to eat all at once

@@coldchilidilly They're* him*

@@jacobc9221 what? ohhhhhh... oh no

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

@@yugaaoyama2898...with ketchup! Put the mustard down 'coz it really makes me frown Mayonnaise is A-MA-ZING! Never gonna GIVE YOU UP I will make you a sub Or a CLUB SAND-WICH! Maybe a BLT, Coz you mean a lot to me _(never give you up, with ketchup, ketchup!)_ Maybe later if you're not quite full We'll bring out the spoons and bowls There's chocolate, pecan or praline, Ice cream's a sweet cool dream! Maybe even a banana split, We'll really dig into it! Or maybe we can just Netflix and chill 'coz you can trust that I truly will- NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP--! Sleep deprivation/insomnia can have some interesting results sometimes...

@@maggpiprime954 XD

@@maggpiprime954 Just for that, you deserve a vault of Internets.

@@maggpiprime954 That could totally be a Weird Al parody! Since he has food in his lyrics a lot of the time. You, good sir/madam/other, win a shiny medal. :D

please delete your life account

@@jessiestrenke6041 NEVER! MWAHAHAHAHA!

I think this is an airplane joke because this definitely went over my head.

@@nepnnex1217 You are born nacked, so a birthday suit means being nude.

@@nepnnex1217 "Birthday suit" means naked.

No, it's black magic!

It is actually not water it is a liquid which expands when it comes in contact with water

@@firestorm5371 Or it could be dehydrated water. All you need is to add a bit of water to it and you will have bit of water

The wasabi part makes me feel lied to....

Fun fact: 200 bars of chocolate can get you high.

You aren'T even coming up with different facts. You're just copy pasting this comment over and over. Are you a redditor?

Fun fact: the juice from orange peel can instantly bop a balloon

Nutmeg can Hospitalize you if you do eat too much of it.

Mind if i recommend you some science-youtuber?

that's amazing

That clip had me dying 😂

Sauce?

@Y̶e̶e̶t̶M̶y̶s̶e̶l̶f̶ just saw the sauce, it's terrible and

@Y̶e̶e̶t̶M̶y̶s̶e̶l̶f̶ yes I do

Mmm "comics" I *know* what you're talking about.

@@Just_Adrian_ it's your funeral.

CyanLeafGD

Ditto do be babe tho

@@cyanleafgd - yes thats you

"There are no accidents" -Master Oogway

I'm your 400th like

Really? Never knew that! Thanks!

@@spacebubble1552 Glad to help! 😊

Luna Tears Wait how does it kill them

@@just_another_person_who_li4675 salt/oils on the fingers afaik

boop the head

Ditto Yes~

@@mavcotm8006 *Ditto Perhaps.*

@@nereid942 Ditto possibly

@@shadowstormx1398 Ditto *yes'nt*

I almost did too in front of others

;-; what!?

sounds like an absolute win

🌼 thank you!

Wasn't the guy tipping cup 4, though? Wouldn't it have spilled over?

I see o.o

That was also my guess

1 boy 4 cups

All hail Click's feet!

isn't wikifeet all women tho

Pls help me step Ash, im stuck 😊🍑

In the holy name of all holy Pokémon, I ask you to stop.

@@fantyx4449 pika-pii?

Oh no

@@fantyx4449 are you seriously asking a kid that is repeatedly told that he isn't smart to help you?

Woke up from a nightmare to see what's up in hell? 😆

Ok, fun is nice, but what about Education? Do Fans of this Channel also get their Daily Dose of Knowledge? Do they watch Michio Kaku? Hbomberguy? The Click? Oh, wait, that last question was irrelevant. Ah, well. Anyway, point is: Diversity is good; do not create an Echo-Chamber; learn more.

Ok, fun is nice, but what about Education? Do Fans of this Channel also get their Daily Dose of Knowledge? Do they watch Michio Kaku? Hbomberguy?

Same

What's the matter though? It isn't like you *_Clicked_* and didn't expect that.

@@karacreed0723 Ok this is kinda funny to me

@@karacreed0723 😆

My hypothesis" The Click is a Ditto.

Yes indeed

I hope your grandma is 100

So, if you’re a bible, how does it feel to be the cause of the majority of my trauma?

r/userhame checks out

@@kaimik137 I sorry that people misused the Bible and hurt you. That kind of 💩 is why I do what I do on my channel (countering the hate with text-based, inclusive interpretations.) Whoever you are, however you define yourself, you are valid and loved. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

@@missnaomi613 Thanks lol I often make sarcastic remarks for comedic effect. It was intended to be a joke but I can see how it might have been misleading. Sorry for any confusion

@@kaimik137 👍❤️

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So are pineapples

No stop

@@clay_puppington_real i wont

Wtf

That is a smile that can open doors, that's for sure.

UwU is bad, you are bad

_that's something an anti-furry would say_

@@karacreed0723 well that may seem like it but the click has turned me into a furry lol... we'll all go to hell together UwU

@@tammiestait5465 UwU yes... we awll awe wewy wewy bad!! We awll will gwo two hwell twogwethwer UWU!!!!

If you live in the US then you are showing he is correct… we live in a democratic REPUBLIC. Which is why everyone is pissed off with Biden winning. He isn’t the person who was voted for by the people. Now we have a moronic old pervert as president and a stupid ignorant woman, who thinks people are beneath her, as Vice President.

Gay people be like: "*The straights*"

@@Nelo390 by "The Straights" I mean those homophobic/transphobic people who make mountains out of molehills

Even if you're straight, you shouldn't deepthroat a dog

@@03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3 :( ... what if i'm not straight tho( ⊙_⊙;)

@@Nelo390 not the normal straights but the Straights™

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you

We're no strangers to love You know the rules And so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how i'm feeling Got to make you understand

I thought Swedish people had no feet :0

I thought he has different feet and this hit me off guard

@@angeldragon_2844 different feet He does have different feet.

Its known as cliccy wiccy thiccy feet

Hi there, Ditto! Happy Pride! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 (Sorry, I don't know the official agender colors.)

I'm genderfluid But tbh I'm more of a Rotom. Just pure bastard mischief and general jackassery. A real bullshiteer. (Also bc ghost and electric are two of my four types of choice)

Hey ditto

There's a whole series with that couple and their cats Spa day is amazing 👌

What? How-

Just facts

No, kittens are made of fluff and rainbow, and children's dreams. And then they grow up to become Satan's apprentices.

@@suonatar1 lmao Yes

I have now done to much research on this an I found that it is indeed the actor who plays Bill Weasley...

@@maddiejohannessen9398 Wow, thanks! I really thought I was going a bit crazy there! 😂

You right

Why must you point that out.....but ok