Adolf sax being so unfortunate as a kid is just time travellers mistaking him for hitler and constantly killing and not killing him after realizing their mistake.
I thought the same thing! Time traveler after time traveler, carrying out the hit, realizing they had the wrong guy, then patching him up with futuristic medical equipment.
Ya'll may be onto something. Here's a quick copy/paste from Yamaha's official instrument guide -- "Originally there were 14 members of the saxophone family. In fact, Adolphe Sax conceived of an orchestra consisting solely of saxophones, and so he made saxophones in a range of sizes. Yet today, there are only 6 types in widespread use. In pitch order from high to low, they are the sopranino, soprano, alto, tenor, baritone and bass."
Sax's story gets crazier. As an adult, he moved to Paris, started selling his instruments, and received a number of contracts for marching bands and music programs. This angered the established instrument makers in the city so much, they literally formed a syndicate and hired hitmen to kill him. Most of his adult life is just AS running around Paris being dogged by a team of assassins.
Even more terrifying when you consider rats can bite through pretty much any material that you would be wearing. So like there is no protection for that and rats can get pretty big. I seen Rats the size of cats
idk but Adolphe's parents did not look after him well. Falling down the stairs, drinking a dangerous liquid, getting in a dangerous accident in his fathers forge, falling into a lake. That is not 'accident prone'. Those are instances of negligence. The parents should be more careful. This is on them.
"Leave only footprints, kill only *TIME*..." is what it's supposed to say. But it means that Tim is getting f-ed over either way. One letter falls to the ground and suddenly he is on the county's hit list. Never has a typo had such dire repercussions for one man.
Florida has a law that requires news reports on all crimes. This results in really silly news articles, often with the term 'Florida man' in the title.
@@Peter-Pumpkin yeah, that's Minnesota too, although I believe in Ohio conservatives still have most of the state political power and in Minnesota there's enough people in the larger cities that liberals have control of state government
Actually, there is no law requiring news reports on all crimes...but since police reports/bookings are considered public documents under the Sunshine law the police are required to supply said documents to the press upon request and the police cannot be gagged (forbidden to speak on the case) except by judicial order. Don't break the law in Florida; your statement of charges and mugshot will be posted online for the world to see before you can make bail. You have been warned.
with the terry's chocolate orange one. you know someone's gonna hear that story and their first impulse is to just gaslight op into thinking terry's chocolate oranges don''t even exist
I mean, to be fair, I gaslight myself into thinking that. I think they are a seasonal item around here, and I seem to miss them frequently. There can be several years where I don't get to have a single Terry's Chocolate Orange. I did have one in 2022. One. Single. Chocolate. Orange.
That story about Adolph Sax's misfortune is true. Supposedly the people of the village referred to him as a Ghost due to how many times he should have died. Rob scallon has a video where he tries to learn saxophone while at a museum devoted to instruments and learns about the history of the instrument and its inventor
@Saturinus to be honest the story kinda comes off as God getting annoyed about how prideful Adolph was of his last name and yet not being able to kill him He put his name on flipping everything even if the instrument he made wasn't really different from an already existing and named instrument
@@babybunnyberry me too I will offer all my funny character concepts like Including a working/balanced character for the „3 Kobolds under a Trenchcoat“ Joke I will travel to Sweden for it (Not because I also like the landscape and the food and can do it by train)
Idk but apart from the roof tile one it was mostly just negligence on the parents part. Those things wouldn't have happened if the parents looked after the kid better. My niece would have fallen down the stairs by now as well if we didn't carefully watch her when she is upstairs with us. I don't believe for a moment that he was that accident prone.
all of the 'accidents' the tiktoker mentioned happened in his infancy and early childhood. Sounds more like the parents wanted him dead or at least one of them had munchausen by proxy or something, to be honest.
Bad luck being genetic is literally the plot of Milo Murphy's Law. Also, I feel for the chocolate orange lately. I currently have over a hundred of those oranges stashed for later since I only find them at Christmas time. I'd share some with her but I doubt I'd ever find her.
I saw a theory on here a while ago that said that all of his greetings are his one night stands and I can't think of anything else whenever he does his greeting
Re: American regional humor: it helps to know that Florida has something called the "Sunshine Law," making all its criminal stories open to the public, so all the weird criminal stories are open for people to use, so it just seems that everyone in Florida is robbing their liquor stores with an alligator.
@@tintinismybelgian I don't have one; I'm not against it. I'm just saying that its existence leads to more crazy stories coming from states that do have it, as more stories are open to the public, so, bigger selection.
@@spikeoramathon I didn't mean to imply that you were against it. Rather, I was curious to know what the rationale would be for a state to keep its criminal record from being made public.
@@tintinismybelgian Ahh, sorry for the misunderstanding. I'm not sure; I think the rationale would be privacy, perhaps even the idea that, say, if I was young and foolish and held up a liquor store using an alligator as a weapon, it's nobody's business but the owner of the store, me, the police, and the alligator - and that it shouldn't follow me around for the rest of my life and possibly be used for comedic purposes online. But I'm a writer/editor, not a lawyer, and I tend to err on the side of transparency, even when really things are none of my darn business. Good question, though, and thanks for making me think!
Like how people made a big deal over two girls assaulting a guy with a glitter bomb and filming it, when the actusl charge was because they broke into his house and actually assaulted him.
When Click said "poop in a lunch box", I remembered a story I heard about a kid who had his packed lunch stolen by a bully constantly, so he made the most disgusting sandwich imaginable, somehow covered up the stench, and sure enough the bully stole it and took a big bite. The bully ran away in terror while trying not to vomit.
16:04 perhaps grandma's memory just isn't what it used to be anymore so maybe she innocently forgot she even wrote "love" in the first place and tgis result was unintentional BAM! I made it wholesome! ...if not a little sad
I love giving people the right answer in my biology class when we are doing quizizz, then when they trust me I get my friend to give them the wrong one
THE FACT THAT MY BROTHERS NAME IS AMIR?!?!? IM GONNA TELL HIM THE SECOND HE COMES BACK FROM FOOTBAL PRACTICE! Also I live your videos! Edit: HOW DO I HAVE SO MANY LIKES?!? TYSM Edit 2: alot of ppl wanna know what happened so he just burst out laughing when he watched it he was like "DOES HE KNOW ME" It was lowkey a reaction I didn't expect
Ohio is the state that has produced the most American Astronauts. So when people say things about Ohio it comes from knowing that there is something about Ohio that inspires people to want to leave the planet at a higher rate than any other state. Something about Ohio that makes people go "California? No not far enough, I need to get to the ISS or the moon and then maybe I will have gotten far enough away from Ohio."
In Germany we have a 'casual curse' that says 'Möge dich der Blitz beim Scheißen treffen' which translates to 'May lightning hit you while you're taking a shit' and... 17:12 😂
25:53 for those who are wondering what's that, I think it's Peter Pan's attraction in Disneyland, usually that part it's pitch black with stars but since those people got stuck in there they had to turn up the lights and the place looks awful lol
My paternal grandmother was a young girl during the great depression and moved between Mexico and Canada throughout their married years, so she had seen and heard of lightning striking attics and travelling through wiring in the house, or entering houses through bathroom windows to strike unsuspecting "squatters" on the toilet. Once I heard of this it made her concern bordering on paranoia a little more understandable
It isn't unprofessional to refuse to deliver because someone hurt your feelings, it's unprofessional to hurt the feelings of your sole delivery guy/supplier and still expect them to bend over backwards for you
@@justaperson4656 Good god. The point is some people are too emotional. Is it so hard to understand? Have you ever heard of an analogy? a Metaphor? Why? Why have people forgotten these concepts??? I thought every new generation was supposed to be getting smarter????
@@radornic2387 sorry I'm autistic and don't understand metaphors well. Even if it was, you ended it with "point is..." Which heavily implies it's to be taken literally
You asked about septic and it wasn't a plane but I know a guy who needed to unclog a septic pipe. Turns out that said pipe was completely full on top of the clog because the people who shared the building ignored him when he said not to use the upstairs toilets. When he finally dislodged the stuff blocking it, the contents shot out under pressure, covering him and the entire room except for the wall directly behind him where there was now a generally human shaped clean patch. This happened in my mother's place of work during the work day so suddenly my mom hears her boss - the guy in question - shouting profanity and goes to check it out. Needless to say, he went home for the day after that and they closed the office asap to let the building air out.
As someone currently awaiting delivery of a plunger for our malfunctioning loo: 😱😱😱 A job for Spouse for sure!! I’d just c e a s e if that happened to me 🫣
6:08 I remember something where the owner came home and the pot to a plant had been tipped over by the cat. The cat, knowing it would get in trouble, decided to play the victim. He flopped down in the dirt and acted like someone had hurt him. Like “Hooman! Thank goodness your home! Look what they did to me! They broke in to knock over your pretty plant and I fought them so bravely but alas they won! Avenge me!” It was funny.
There's a sign on a chemistry research lab door at work that says, "BIOHAZARD - Hazard Identity" and at the bottom, someone put a sticker that says MATT. I don't know whether to laugh or be concerned, because that's a real biohazard sign.
11:52 Reminds me of the time (also in Australia) when they found the remains of a scuba diver in a burnt out bush fire Turns out he was scooped up in a water chopper and dumped onto the blazing inferno
There was a woman in the UK who died a few years back during the winter, no one could work out how she had been killed as the security cameras whilst unclear showed no one going anywhere near her when she fell and the wound did not conform to a gunshot. They concluded that a plane had leaked and she had been killed by a frozen spear of waste from the chemical toilet
Rats are pretty hardcore. They often won't show any sign of anything being wrong until it's almost too late to do anything. I used to have rats as pets. You'll be surprised how good they'll look all the way up to where you need a vet right this moment or they're gone before the day is over.
That Christmas card thing happened to me. Two Christmases ago (the last Christmas my grandpa was alive for), me and my siblings got some lovely Christmas cards from him. He couldn't move very well anymore, but it was important to him to write a heartfelt, hand-written message into each card... except for mine. Mine had a generic, machine-printed season's greeting. That stung a little bit, man. 🙃 Gotta love being the middle child.
I had something similar. My oldest sister wasn't well so she was in an institution. My seccond sister was working on a cruise ship and was on the other side of the earth. I was in the middle of my exams. My grandma called, asked how both my sister were doing and then said, "well I wanted to speak your mum so tell her to call me. Bye" No one. NO ONE asked how my exams were going. And it hurt. It still makes me cry, even though it's 14 years ago.
I woke up feeling like crapola and I ended up watching a couple videos in an attempt to just keep my eyes open. I am feeling much better now after watching this video. Thank you, Mr. Click. Your videos never fail to make me smile.
3:43 I’m personally from Baltimore and the sheriff is right. I had court today and the lawyers were talking about the dumbest cases they’ve had here recently. Lawyer #1 said that he was present at a hearing because some guy stole his roommates phone. The judge asked if he had the phone and he pulled it out to show the court. When the judge asked why he won’t give it back his response was “Then I wouldn’t have a phone”. He got 6 months in jail. Lawyer #2 said she was defending a woman facing eviction for failure to pay. The reason she told the lawyer was because she lived in the house for 20 years and stopped paying rent 10 years ago so she has squatters rights. Lawyer finished by saying she’s getting evicted today.
17:26 there is actually a german saying curse: "dich soll der blitz beim scheissen treffen" which means tranlated: "you sall be struck by lightning while youre shitting"
Rats are intelligent, loving and cute pets. My first two was rescues. Spike and Kiba. Kiba was the smart one. Always willing to learn new things. He could shake paw. I taught him high five to slow, where he held his paw up for a high five and dodged you. I loved pranking friends with that one! Roll, the other way, run an obstacle course, catch the tail. heel. fetch. so many tricks! It was fun to teach him. He could not be held in any kind of cage. I had to padlock it to keep him safe! But when I was home the door was open. Spike on the other hand was a grumpy dude. Did not want to cuddle. He could play a few games of fetch but that was it. He would refuse getting picked up. But he was not less smart just a lill grumpy gremlin. He was named Spike due to longer fur between his ears making it look like a mini punk rat. Kiba would totally have outsmarted traps. he solved most puzzles I gave him I miss them so much!!! it's almost 13 years and I still think about the odd pair. I had many rats after. But nobody quite as intelligent as Kiba
The video games remind me of a time my son & my older brother were playing Crash Bandicoot. My son, who was 5 at the time, was extremely good at video games & my brother, (at 35+) was also good & not the type to let my son win just because he was 5. My son was leading & my brother shot a missile that would blow up the player in the lead. My son (remember, he's 5) immediately slowed down & fell into 2nd place & my brother promptly blew himself up. One of my proudest moments.
@@W81HotPotLickin2nd yeah but also there's predators in the water that are harder for the penguin to avoid, at least when they're alone. I don't see you having a go at Click for being nervous for the penguin.
@@W81HotPotLickin2nd If you look at the water I'm like 75% certain you can see a killer whale (Could've also been light reflecting on the water, but even if it was, it wouldn't be that unusual for orca hunting habits). So, yeah, if there really was a whale there, the penguin got lucky.
@@W81HotPotLickin2nd nah you're not reading the room right. Plus as another person said, there was likely a killer whale there. There was no point to your original comment other than being an ass. 🤷
12:10 I once read that the septic tanks contents will freeze while falling if the plane flies high enough, and so a few years ago some Catholic Church in Germany was hit by a giant block of frozen piss (due to a technical error I assume) that broke through the roof *in the middle of communion*
About the lightning/toilet thing: In Germany we say "Dich soll der Blitz beim scheissen treffen!" which translates to "May the lightning hit you while you´re crapping!"
The best thing with german in this regard is that we also have a very nice, alternative name for the toilet. “Donnerbalken“ which would translate to “thunderbeam“ or “thunderbar“. Very fitting, altought it is mostly because of noise, less because the thunder actually striking there.
Not feeling so swell today, dang sickness, so that title almost felt targeted at me! But, I know Click is too wholesome, so seeing other folks get tormented may make my own torment a little easier to handle. Oh, and Click being a bunch of giggles and kindness will bring good vibes.
26:00 That is the Peter Pan's Flight ride, probably at Disneyland (not sure if other parks have their own versions of this ride). This is what it looks like with all the lights on and they have to fix something or help someone in the ride. Usually it's dark with lots of black light reactive paint and little lights showing cars driving on the road in London and everything. It's really neat if you like miniatures. Searching for Disney rides with lights on will show you other stuff. Space Mountain without all the cool lights is a pretty tame roller coaster!
Re: septic tank explosion, it's not quite the same thing, but in the central area of my city, the main sewer lines are quite old. There's also a lot of restaurants in the area, and not all of them follow regulations when it comes to oil/grease disposal. As a result, we regularly get blockages in the larger pipes that have to be cleared out manually. Of course, because people shove all kinds of things down the drain that they're not supposed to, the resulting sludge is... chunky. This, in turn, makes the hoses used in the clearing process behave erratically, sometimes even violently. I'm sure you can see where this is going. So yeah, it happens with sewage as well.
the rat trap triggered my ptsd. I had a fly problem. I had cans of foggers that were good for 1000sq feet. I had 11 of them. I had a 980sq foot home. I sealed everything up (windows doors etc) and set them all off. I came back several hours later, opened my front door. I saw a fly flying across my living room. That's when I knew the mutant things won and I had to move out.
I had a huge, fat fly that somehow made it into my house despite it being winter time. I couldn't kill the darn thing until one day it just happened to fly into the bathroom right as I was entering it. My flyswatter is stored IN the bathroom. Can anybody say, _fish in a barrel?_ 😈 I just shut the door behind me and he had nowhere to escape.
Or maybe the foggers were faulty? I have a roach problem, and only 1 of the locally available traps works somehow, the rest are pretty much extra snacks for the damn things.
I wonder how long it would take for that DND setting until the characters become invisible to one another... And the reaction on the first player after they figure the curse out... "Why did I turn invisible to you before the Ranger's wolf companion?" "Because... I always wanted to... eat you?"
The last thing you show with the people stuck on what looks to be a boat in mid air, with the "Bill Sucks", is actually the inside of a Disney Ride for Peter Pan. That is what it looks like with the house lights on, and all the black light off. When the lights are off and the black light on, it looks amazing as there are all these surfaces painted with black light responsive paint. So whoever did that sign to mock Bill knew that no one would see it unless the ride was not in use or broken. Whoever did that, probably worked with Bill, and hated his guts so much that he felt he needed to leave a note that will only be seen by the public when a rare moment happened and park visitors see the inner workings of the ride due to malfunction.
It's always funny to see such big, majestic animals act like human toddlers when they don't like something. My first horse used to take great offense if I left my wheelbarrow or tools outside his stable, so he'd wait until he thought I wasn't looking and then very deliberately knock them all over. My tack room had a window and was right opposite his stable so sometimes I'd watch and call his name just as he was about to do it. He'd either be completely confused at how I could see him, or quickly pretend he was only reaching in that direction to sniff something or scratch an itch on the doorframe. Such a doofus, bless him 😂
One of my favourite phrases is "butter wouldn't melt" (or butter wouldn't melt in their mouth), for describing the attempt to look innocent by a dog who completely isn't. Its such a weird expression but fits so well.
Seals are (or at least can be) very aggressive. This is as told by a good friend who works at a seal rescue. She said they're very likely to bite if you're not careful enough. EDIT: spelling. Why is the seal pokemon called seel again? It got confused in my head.
That's actually the case for a lot of animals people think are cute. Otters (and all the other mustelids) for instance, are extremely voracious predators and very territorial. Same thing goes to dolphins.
The burglars calling the police reminds me of my ex. Before i met her she was stranded late at night miles from home and couldn't get a lift from anyone... so she went into a nearby supermarket blatently tried to steal a 50p yougert infront of the security guard so they would haveto call the police so the police could give her a lift home lol
The Florida Man meme is thanks entirely to the news media. So many articles over the years with headlines starting with "Florida man arrested for..." and it's so often for something completely bonkers. Side note, most may have already figured it out, but the "kill only tim" sign was probably supposed to say "kill only time" but the E was either lost, stolen or forgotten.
Due to your love of duck, I thought I should tell you this. I have a group of assorted species of duck that I lovingly refer to as "Little Wattlers". Toko recently hurt his leg, but he's healig up great.
You are the only person I watch who adds to the content you react to for me. Your had me laughing so hard on that horse video even though I had seen it before.
i assume 3:00 meant “kill only time” like “the only thing you should do is spend time here and please dont kill anything for the love of god” but either someone removed the e or it fell off itself would be a killer joke if it was the former and you had a friend named tim
I learned about it from a cartoon series called Milo Murphy's Law. Thought it was just a joke idea like "What if Murphy's Law was genetic condition?" but it doesn't suprise me someone tried to do actual science around it.
Here in the states, we are not immune to the whole "thus region has this quirky trait" Recently, Florida Man is more meme than headline due to the volume of deranged stories that come out of Florida
