Pity you can't speak English. Funny but an embarrassment to Scotland, outwith strahclyde/weedgieland. Disgrace but yi can take the weedgie oot-ae-glega but yi canny take the glega I-a a weedgie. Ay ya bams.
King Arthur was going abroad for an important meeting , so he fitted his wife with a chastity belt with a lock and a blade to cut off any todger trying to get into her pants. So when he arrived back he had his 12 knights of the round table line up and expose their private parts. Moving along the line he could see they were all missing . Except lancelot. He said dear old lancelot I knew I could trust you ! What do you want in return for your loyalty ? Lancelot : Lelelele (tongueless)
Man, this was such a great comedy; which obviously tailed off after... ahem. Anyway, you just can't make comedy like this anymore because of PC outrage :(
