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Ramy Youssef Is Expecting A Hogwarts Letter From ISIS 

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Stand-up comedian Ramy Youssef worries that, because he's Muslim, he'll soon be visited by a bearded man with an owl.
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@Amtm-1
@Amtm-1 5 лет назад
I went to college with this guy. Funny ass dude. He and our professor made the class of 150 ppl die of laughter whenever they go at it. That lecture hall was pretty much his practice stage. Cool dude too
@ummiramli6554
@ummiramli6554 5 лет назад
Wished i had this type of classmate and professor. All schoolkids will come to school EVERY DAY !
@mohamedmahmoud7729
@mohamedmahmoud7729 5 лет назад
And now he's got his own a TV show haha
@abidemna4950
@abidemna4950 5 лет назад
@@mohamedmahmoud7729 waw awesome, can you plz tell the name of the show? Have nice day
@mahmoudsayed9294
@mahmoudsayed9294 5 лет назад
@@abidemna4950 "Ramy" on Hulu
@user-si3et2ig9x
@user-si3et2ig9x 5 лет назад
Yeah that is how egyptians are they're mostly funny 😁😁 not egyptian by the way
@hamzahshah462
@hamzahshah462 7 лет назад
This guy is super likable
@professorchill7392
@professorchill7392 7 лет назад
I wish he was super funny as well. It's a quality I appreciate in people. Especially comedians.
@ahmedrafat8523
@ahmedrafat8523 7 лет назад
Sammy Chill both of are correct, if he could give less speeches more joke he would be superb.
@GutzOverFear
@GutzOverFear 7 лет назад
GalacticByGaslight i liked your comment because the number of likes were three sixes in a row.
@faisalghalayini3133
@faisalghalayini3133 Год назад
On solid ground ig
@kingayy9267
@kingayy9267 8 месяцев назад
The way he speaks is very upbeat and friendly. He talks to the audience like he already knows them, if that makes sense. It's cute.
@kaktees
@kaktees 7 лет назад
Did he just...dawah while doing stand up? 😹
@gooey614
@gooey614 7 лет назад
I think he did lmao
@KilimitiFrriuuu
@KilimitiFrriuuu 7 лет назад
What's dawah?
@redwanrizvi
@redwanrizvi 7 лет назад
invitation to religious cause..
@ViciousSkittle
@ViciousSkittle 7 лет назад
Preach about islam. It wasn't real dawah though
@pow8408
@pow8408 7 лет назад
Yes, yes he did... and it was dope. It's great because most people will think its just a joke.
@ticiamusic
@ticiamusic 7 лет назад
If only we could approach everything with humor as tactfully as he has.
@adsensedd
@adsensedd 7 лет назад
Yep, covered religion and politics, two of the hardest topics to tackle with tact! Funny dude.
@jamesrichards2980
@jamesrichards2980 7 лет назад
I found a few parts where I was like "wow I can't believe he said that!" But when you think about it, it's so refreshing and probably exactly what we need!
@majeric
@majeric 6 лет назад
As a gay guy, I gotta say he could skip the "That's so gay" joke.
@RumbleRue
@RumbleRue 6 лет назад
majeric Nah.
@phodacbitch
@phodacbitch 6 лет назад
majeric As a muslim, I dont think he should have skipped the muslim jokes. Its just jokes
@arpanworld2
@arpanworld2 7 лет назад
The build up to submit to islam... Was a blast!
@albertdesalvo6702
@albertdesalvo6702 6 лет назад
Submit to yeshua. Islam doesn’t make any sense.
@geerenmo
@geerenmo 6 лет назад
Albert, your shit doesn't make sense either. This guy was just messing around you idiot.
@wullfsaxon2634
@wullfsaxon2634 6 лет назад
Albert DeSalvo Submit to PEPE you filthy heathen
@ANDREW948
@ANDREW948 6 лет назад
he really does have an ...... explosive personality
@mayasandioriva
@mayasandioriva 5 лет назад
Yung Pharaoh Let the Jihad path... I mean Jedi path guide you. may peace be with you... I mean may force be with you. God dammit I better stop talking.
@alex_demote
@alex_demote 7 лет назад
get this guy a netflix special, stat! real, balanced commentary on politics and religion without being overly offensive? Inconceivable!
@marcusarellanofelix9079
@marcusarellanofelix9079 6 лет назад
T are you implying he's putting on fake face but inside a terrorist
@diagorasofmel0s
@diagorasofmel0s 5 лет назад
“I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.” -G.C
@Loveakaylia
@Loveakaylia 5 лет назад
He’s getting a Hulu show called Ramy
@muraddiab6393
@muraddiab6393 5 лет назад
He has an HBO special coming in summer 2019
@stavguo
@stavguo 5 лет назад
he's got his own show on Hulu called 'Ramy'. It's coming out soon.
@thetamimi
@thetamimi 7 лет назад
He's legit I would see his special
@asismolina9170
@asismolina9170 7 лет назад
thetamimi there's nothing special he's a normal guy and funny and just Muslim not that much ... And I say it in a good way
@xgullafter9590
@xgullafter9590 7 лет назад
+Asis Molina hes just a normal Muslim, the difference is he puts himself on the spotlight
@fortazerty
@fortazerty 7 лет назад
bobayy what the heck does this mean? he is a comedian... fcking haters ...
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 4 года назад
you asked
@kylecook7187
@kylecook7187 3 года назад
His special is on HBO, very much a slow burn though. Not the best I've ever seen but I liked it.
@kwishin
@kwishin 7 лет назад
"For me, God is...Hope that's there more to live than what's in front of us. You know, even if things seems impossible there still a chance that it could be okay." this is very simple words by Ramy Youssef but have the insight and complexity to understand.
@hunterstickels5646
@hunterstickels5646 2 года назад
Wasting your time on a remote possibility is sad because you will never fully appreciate what IS right in front of you. I am sorry that so many people are ready to write this one and only life off as a prelude to something else when this is all we can know we get. It's a waste of a life to be honest. I hope that you can come to see that and stop living in some remotely possible future. Live now. Be good to those around you as if this is all that there is. Make it count.
@2wartiles
@2wartiles 2 года назад
@@hunterstickels5646 why aren't you good to the ones around by thinking their thoughts, feelings are invalid. you can share your perspective without diminishing others, without projecting so meanly.
@Sumaiyaahh
@Sumaiyaahh 5 лет назад
He says “i don’t know what’s Israel..” the audience didn’t pick up on it lol
@ramijihadarab6175
@ramijihadarab6175 4 года назад
Sumaiyaahh No he said “idk what is real” but it sounded a bit weird. but still🇵🇸🇵🇸
@prasadjagtap2403
@prasadjagtap2403 3 года назад
He also said I believe in god goo not yoga..... What are the interpretation... Muslims have been attacking hindus based on yoga also... Yesterday many Muslim celebs who posed photo while doing yoga ou international yoga day were trolled by Muslims.... Saying it was "unislamic"
@prasadjagtap2403
@prasadjagtap2403 3 года назад
@Mohammad Ebrahim ohh well I live in India where it does happen.... In Islam the biggest target is Polyetists..... If one lives in a Muslim dominated area as a buddist / jain/ hindu/ sikh/ jew/ Zoroastrian.... Then living there is also difficult for you left alone practicing you religion or freedom of speech
@alaahassan4735
@alaahassan4735 3 года назад
@@prasadjagtap2403 I mean you guys are also fighting/hitting muslims. I don't support what may Muslims did in India but I don't also support what Hindus Indians are doing to Muslims in India. You guys blamed them to be the cause of covid XD.
@logicisthewaytoknowgod1949
@logicisthewaytoknowgod1949 3 года назад
@@prasadjagtap2403 they're killing Muslims for eating meat and you want to twist the truth man you get God punishment and if you didn't stop killing Muslims God will punish you more
@lolhaylol
@lolhaylol 7 лет назад
low key sneaky standup dawah... classic.
@C101ja
@C101ja 7 лет назад
H swizzle I think it was more of a play on how everyone assumes all muslims want to "convert" you. It was a joke.
@C101ja
@C101ja 7 лет назад
Keir Campbell See just because every religion and its scriptures encourage it doesn't mean people actually do it. :) Of course you have a few crazies but hey, you can't win them all.
@C101ja
@C101ja 7 лет назад
Zach Davis Lol, what?
@mohamedsaeedmohamedbaharys7196
i liked him until he said the submit to Islam part. even though i am a Muslim myself. haha
@ahmarsaeed6085
@ahmarsaeed6085 7 лет назад
H swizzle It was a joke.
@uttie4795
@uttie4795 4 года назад
What if he and Hasan Minhaj in a stage together. That would be epic.
@mahfuzvx3967
@mahfuzvx3967 4 года назад
One of the greatest collaborations
@itsme-iu6kj
@itsme-iu6kj 3 года назад
Mahfuz VX YES!!!
@saif__abi
@saif__abi 2 года назад
That would be great 😊😊😉
@alpi.e
@alpi.e 9 месяцев назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-KYxiZul_FmU.html i just wanna say wow to you haha
@beenaplumber8379
@beenaplumber8379 Месяц назад
Because they're both Muslims? Seems a bit simplistic and even patronizing, but maybe it could be the start of a joke - Two Muslims walk out on stage together. One says, "Peace, love, and brotherhood!" The other says, "Yeah... so... now what do we talk about?" Nah. Comedy needs tension, not just people who pray alike.
@Aquaniq
@Aquaniq 7 лет назад
'Submit to Islam' - one of the best build up I have ever seen Also he sounds super high to give a dawah like that XD
@MrNathancast
@MrNathancast 7 лет назад
he's like the Muslim Donald Glover.
@yehiaalshehri1006
@yehiaalshehri1006 5 лет назад
StreetsWorth he got a show like Atlanta too
@dani__crocs
@dani__crocs 5 лет назад
His voice reminds me a lot of Donald.
@jadynsauro6504
@jadynsauro6504 4 года назад
YESSSS
@aflamraisa8914
@aflamraisa8914 4 года назад
yes
@shayt6085
@shayt6085 4 года назад
Just needs to sing too
@satellite964
@satellite964 7 лет назад
Sneaky ass Dawah to millions. He's a genius.
@victoriastafford9032
@victoriastafford9032 7 лет назад
satellite964 Great set Ramy!
@warhamster07
@warhamster07 6 лет назад
satellite964 what is dawah?
@MrJoelmod
@MrJoelmod 4 года назад
@@warhamster07 it's to preach about Islam or to invite people join Islam...
@zaheercupido3895
@zaheercupido3895 3 года назад
@@MrJoelmod bro, your giving away our secrets over here
@MrJoelmod
@MrJoelmod 3 года назад
@@zaheercupido3895 That's not a secret... Everyone can Google "Dawah" ... And why would you keep your religious beliefs as a secret? Shouldn't you be preaching and teaching others?
@mm-lh1nt
@mm-lh1nt 7 лет назад
He's totally a stoner Muslim I dig it 😂
@FikretX
@FikretX 6 лет назад
STONE...er?
@Queammu
@Queammu 6 лет назад
Yepp right there with ya ! XD
@zayedharoon7362
@zayedharoon7362 5 лет назад
Buahhaahahhaha 100% right
@adamo1246
@adamo1246 5 лет назад
😂😂😂
@sulfa5506
@sulfa5506 5 лет назад
Hereeee for all my stoner muslims, hiiiii lmao
@CalmBreez
@CalmBreez 7 лет назад
Dude is funny.
@Kotobukicho
@Kotobukicho 7 лет назад
He's funny if you're young with minimal life experience and not a lot of funny friends who are funnier than that all the time. I think they might have cut him off before his last punchline--one can only hope.
@george00719
@george00719 7 лет назад
No he was funny.
@rdecredico
@rdecredico 7 лет назад
No, he was not funny. Maybe he should try some jokes next time.
@professorchill7392
@professorchill7392 7 лет назад
I agree. All this loser had was lame pandering - to both sides of the aisle. I wish he had some actual material.
@BryanDrew
@BryanDrew 7 лет назад
Sammy Chill There are no aisles in real life.
@noora8179
@noora8179 7 лет назад
this is super relatable. as a muslim living in canada, this is exactly how things go for me
@nastehoali4427
@nastehoali4427 Год назад
Same as a Muslim living in the us
@leonnarddavis
@leonnarddavis 4 года назад
They played that "kill his mic and get him off the stage" music so quick 😂🤣🤣
@tounsifiras7210
@tounsifiras7210 4 года назад
They must've thought he was really trying to convert everybody there haha
@leonnarddavis
@leonnarddavis 4 года назад
@@tounsifiras7210 exactly 😂😂😂
@nobuhled
@nobuhled 4 года назад
I’m a Christian and I endorse Ramy!! Just finished watching his Hulu show and HBO special
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 4 года назад
Haha..! Kinda like "...Approve this Message" bit, eh? 😏
@ArsPK23
@ArsPK23 7 лет назад
Haha loved the end 😂
@chaniw5294
@chaniw5294 7 лет назад
The "not all muslims" joke kinda went unnoticed by the audience but that line was hilarious and so clever!
@husnainjaved272
@husnainjaved272 4 года назад
Plot twist: he wasn't joking at the end.
@chultimate4869
@chultimate4869 3 года назад
He literally said it's not a joke at the end
@hectormora5348
@hectormora5348 3 года назад
Still very funny lol
@farhadhussain9142
@farhadhussain9142 3 года назад
He gave dawah at the end
@kabirrubaiyat
@kabirrubaiyat 2 года назад
Only God knows what he meant.
@calebmacmoyer4450
@calebmacmoyer4450 6 лет назад
What I like about this guy is how effortlessly and smoothly he delivers a punchline without awkward, choppy transitions and wierd nonrelated stories.
@amalia5699
@amalia5699 5 лет назад
Who else came here after watching Ramy on Hulu???? That show is amazing!!!
@amrbadr1702
@amrbadr1702 5 лет назад
Haha.. I did!! the show was great
@danishamcclendon
@danishamcclendon 4 года назад
Me too
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 4 года назад
As an avid non-"bing[e watch]er", I'm about halfway in the season now and I did - FINALLY*! *I was aware of this for weeks, albeit not before the show - ironically-yet-unsurprisingly.
@yasr29
@yasr29 7 лет назад
Dawah - The Milennial Way
@Pagalchhagal
@Pagalchhagal 3 года назад
It's cringey and Ramy the show is no different from ones depicting Muslims as criminals.
@XIIIphobos
@XIIIphobos 6 лет назад
"Just submit to Islam". gotta hand it to him, that was one ballsy finisher right there.
@OpenMind3000
@OpenMind3000 5 лет назад
pretty funny. I like him.
@maxfullerton5228
@maxfullerton5228 3 года назад
Deutsche lokalisiert
@trippingpug5513
@trippingpug5513 7 лет назад
If only more religious people could be cool like this dude.
@BizzBizz69
@BizzBizz69 7 лет назад
A lot of religious people are this level headed, at least the ones I know.
@trippingpug5513
@trippingpug5513 7 лет назад
I know most are (including me, I like to think), but there are still way too many that are either super prejudiced or just can't take a joke. Unlike this guy, who can stand up on stage and make fun of his own religion for our enjoyment.
@BizzBizz69
@BizzBizz69 7 лет назад
Tripping Pug I agree but you have to understand when you confront someone about something that they have been believing in all their life and telling them basically that what they believe in is wrong, you cannot expect them to be too happy about it. I am in no way saying that you shouldn't criticize ideologies but what I am saying is that most people who get offended quickly based on the premise of religion are usually uneducated. The combination of no education and the questioning of one's beliefs will cause them to be very unhappy and offended.
@trippingpug5513
@trippingpug5513 7 лет назад
Yeah, maybe. And I guess I don't really have to many problems with the people that just can't stand people making fun of their religion. But the prejudice... even if you are uneducated with some sort of 'classical' religious upbringing, I won't excuse hatred of people who are not like you. It pisses me off that people still think that being gay is a choice, or that Islam is any worse than Christianity. Though I guess I've just always thought that even if you are totally uneducated, even brainwashed, that you should have some sense of logic when it comes to how you treat people who are different. Edit: Really, I just get sick of being told by people who are atheist or whatever that I'm some sort of unusually good person because I'm Christian and still think people should be treated well no matter what. I'm not unusual, but any kind of religious person that anyone ever sees on the news or whatever is some extremist or just generally a terrible human being.
@adsensedd
@adsensedd 7 лет назад
The ones I know are horribly hypocritical and very bigoted. They hate a lot of other people.
@zoroarkking18
@zoroarkking18 7 лет назад
This guy is great. I like how he sprinkled in just the right amount of serious material. Also, thanks to the comment section for teaching me a new word: dawah.
@user-yr7cz9zp7p
@user-yr7cz9zp7p 4 года назад
Trent Hutson lmaooo
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 4 года назад
.@@user-yr7cz9zp7p What's there to laugh out that much? 🤔
@rawdasherif6129
@rawdasherif6129 3 года назад
عرب
@kabirrubaiyat
@kabirrubaiyat 2 года назад
Da’wah means to invite. Peace 😊
@4sknProductions
@4sknProductions 7 лет назад
Man he struggled a little in the middle but he was able to turn it around very great set!
@AT-zl6xi
@AT-zl6xi 7 лет назад
I love his chill vibes, but I think he'd greatly benefit by taking some of the space out.. he's a great comedian!
@djmussy18
@djmussy18 7 лет назад
yeah the spaces in between are uuhhhh.... His funny goes up, then he pauses and its slightly goes down
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 4 года назад
.@@AT-zl6xi That much attentive??? 😳😳😳
@mangomanee
@mangomanee 3 года назад
did anyone notice Stephen Colbert at the end say " you can see him on the upcoming season of Mr.Robot" dawg you got your Rami's mixed up Lol
@shadjango
@shadjango 3 года назад
Lmao yes
@deanpogas2477
@deanpogas2477 3 года назад
it's bc he was on mr robot season 3 lol. his character didn't have a big role but he was hilarious
@shadjango
@shadjango 3 года назад
Where my guy??
@shadjango
@shadjango 3 года назад
OMG YES...THE GUY WHO BRAGS ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE!!
@mangomanee
@mangomanee 3 года назад
@@deanpogas2477 my mistake I just seen he's in episode 5 of season 3 xD annoying office guy
@j.d.3597
@j.d.3597 7 лет назад
The ending was HILARIOUS! You see, if religious people were relaxed like him then people wouldn't be at each other's throats all the time.
@manager-nim2623
@manager-nim2623 7 лет назад
Jeffery Duke most of them(including me) are just as relaxed we joke all the time about politics and ISIS
@thereaper2615
@thereaper2615 6 лет назад
Insfires man!! Yup, just don't get offended too easily. But then again, people get offended by anything these days, religion is just a part of it.
@rajabisnis
@rajabisnis 6 лет назад
+Jeffery Duke well it seems the one at the other religion's throat as of today is islam other religions are mostly doing just fine. Secularism could bring in much sanity to muslims, but sadly speaking few such cases exist like albania, and that requires decades of iron fist dictatorship taking away religious life
@citizenofnowhere7776
@citizenofnowhere7776 5 лет назад
It is not religious people who cause trouble. Religious people are being used by evil people.
@Locopueblo
@Locopueblo 2 года назад
most of us are relaxed..is there a rumour being spread that says otherwise?
@RirtyDascal
@RirtyDascal 7 лет назад
Good job there Ramy. Keep up the good work and I'll keep an eye out for a special in the near future.
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 4 года назад
*Shedding retroactivity:* It has been made available - since past few months!
@humairafasihahmed1754
@humairafasihahmed1754 4 года назад
This guy represents Islam in a well-calculated way. The humour allows people to be more open to it. It is a unique approach and conveys the message that practicing Muslims are “normal” in every way , and the rest of his conduct in his life would further portray how these same “normal” people can also be exceptionally modest in character , implementing the teachings of a religion that encompasses every sphere of human life. Kudos to you for subtly creating a truer perception of Islam !!💯
@ReginaPhalange641
@ReginaPhalange641 3 года назад
Lmaaaaooooo....Muslim....from the news. I died 😂
@nikkun850
@nikkun850 4 года назад
"God is hope... There's more to live than what's in front of us" That line is what kept me going. My strength is in the belief I hold in. Thanks for the reminder Ramy 🙌
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 4 года назад
Belief as in faith in the spiritual, right?
@nikkun850
@nikkun850 4 года назад
@@maazkalim yup
@YouTubeKnight
@YouTubeKnight 7 лет назад
He actually reminds me of Mitch Hedberg. He doesn't say funny things, he says things funny. And that takes talent.
@ummiramli6554
@ummiramli6554 5 лет назад
Wiah I can do that. My son does it sometimes.
@bahe1969
@bahe1969 5 лет назад
anthrogend , you just blew my mind. I was thinking, why am I laughing...
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 4 года назад
A who??? Is he alive?
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 4 года назад
.@@ummiramli6554 Then what or who is stopping the either one of ya? 😒
@gladysanaya8738
@gladysanaya8738 5 лет назад
Started watching his Hulu series "Ramy" tonight and I'm in it with him. Rooting for him to prosper at life. Surely he will. Such a solid, chill, charming individual AND he openly loves God. I love that.
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 4 года назад
Yep. Funny thing is: His show makes him the thorn at "both sides" - Islamophobes, as well as "M" Conservatives( most-notoriously: "Islamists").
@kabirrubaiyat
@kabirrubaiyat 2 года назад
@@maazkalim ‘Islamists’? Wow, that’s a new term. PS. He doesn’t like the term ‘moderate Muslim.’ Clearly he’s an intelligent fellow. I’m happy to be a ‘Conservative Muslim’ if it means following my faith truthfully and as sincerely as possible. This includes not judging people.
@kabirrubaiyat
@kabirrubaiyat 2 года назад
I’m glad he openly believes in God too. May He guide us all..
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 2 года назад
Well.. You do realise that simply because I forgot to cAmElCasE it, doesn't.. ...Mean that the value of my quotation-marks has been negated. I'm tempted to elaborate, are your cognitive-facilities welcoming enough for me to bother? And boy.. Notwithstanding the "mOdErAtE" label, you must've never watched his 18+ rated scripted comedy - have you, "@@kabirrubaiyat"? If you haven't, please dare to disclose your permanent territory-of-residence, I'm gonna help ya.
@afrah9619
@afrah9619 7 лет назад
I feel like he just trolled everyone with that dawah at the end 😂
@ducklife5497
@ducklife5497 4 года назад
Lmao just spitting the truth yo😂
@thatguy-lg9vn
@thatguy-lg9vn 7 лет назад
submit to islam ... best joke so far 😂 . caught me off guard 😅😂
@Azhar_shaikh1
@Azhar_shaikh1 4 года назад
that guy Sadiq?
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 4 года назад
.@@Azhar_shaikh1 Uh-huh?
@citizeneye
@citizeneye 4 года назад
dude this guy just conquered the crowd without a war
@SHIZZLE71
@SHIZZLE71 3 года назад
“Like from the news” 😂😂😂😂
@touba3240
@touba3240 6 месяцев назад
Ramy Youssef and Bassem Youssef are both Egyptian Kings 👑👑👑👑👑
@user-rq1ut2zm1k
@user-rq1ut2zm1k 5 лет назад
“Idk what isreal?” 😂😂😂I hear you bro
@ramijihadarab6175
@ramijihadarab6175 4 года назад
He said, “IDK what is real”. But true.
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 4 года назад
That's a wordplay humour( not a precise word), did you knew it by name?
@almshhadany
@almshhadany 3 года назад
I replayed it twice 😂
@user-sc7zu1oj1j
@user-sc7zu1oj1j 2 года назад
😂😂
@ZebrazRus
@ZebrazRus 3 года назад
1:28 "I don't know what Israel anymore"
@mckenzie.8653
@mckenzie.8653 3 года назад
Brilliant!
@XxMangaLover6xX
@XxMangaLover6xX 7 лет назад
Woah, first time the comments aren't blowing up with haters 😂 THERES HOPE
@youssefa.2251
@youssefa.2251 5 лет назад
It's good to see I'm not the only one suprised. ;)
@niqabikafira5632
@niqabikafira5632 5 лет назад
Hope for Islam to destroy freedom on earth?
@-nadine-3509
@-nadine-3509 4 года назад
@@mahmoudsayed9294 HAHAHAHA
@danh4435
@danh4435 3 года назад
Kitura Khan what freedom is it going to destroy lol? Banging men on the side walk? That freedom?
@umartyson3723
@umartyson3723 3 года назад
@@niqabikafira5632 Is That What You Think "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK"
@Joseph963
@Joseph963 7 лет назад
This guy looks and reminds me of Childish Gambino.
@E_MZ_
@E_MZ_ 6 лет назад
Yes! I was thinking that. It's his voice and delivery
@samjama5581
@samjama5581 6 лет назад
WHEN HE WALKED ON I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
@ZZ29993
@ZZ29993 6 лет назад
Yea same delivery
@Munki
@Munki 6 лет назад
Yeah very @Donglover like
@isaiahlowe3788
@isaiahlowe3788 6 лет назад
This is America
@showtimelakers1795
@showtimelakers1795 7 лет назад
Wow! What an awesome and hilarious dude.
@mitekillem
@mitekillem 7 лет назад
I get more truth from comedians, than I do from other people. But when I try to tell the truth, no body takes me seriously, they think I'm being funny. WTF is going on???
@ummiramli6554
@ummiramli6554 5 лет назад
🤣🤣🤣 You are a joker !!!
@hadeel1352
@hadeel1352 5 лет назад
U should just be a comedian. Maybe then ppl would except the truth from u.
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 4 года назад
.@Yousef Ghaneemah Uh-huh? May you kindly redo your last phrase?
@KiNgJoKeRSiNgH
@KiNgJoKeRSiNgH 7 лет назад
those punch lines were sooooo smooothh!
@SaudDowaihy
@SaudDowaihy 7 лет назад
I like the edginess of it.
@adams8589
@adams8589 6 лет назад
This dude knows how to turn political tension into comedy xD
@ar7612
@ar7612 5 лет назад
Most chilled out Muslim comedian ever.
@Mithilan01
@Mithilan01 7 лет назад
He has a Donald Glover feel to him. I like it.
@ahmedyousaf2853
@ahmedyousaf2853 6 лет назад
Mithilan01 Right?? I love donald glover?
@shereencollington7954
@shereencollington7954 4 года назад
Totally
@engabdallah67
@engabdallah67 7 лет назад
that guy is awesome
@liberte4899
@liberte4899 7 лет назад
My brother! So dope... we need more like this.
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 4 года назад
This??? What??? Is he a 🤖? Shouldn't you have said ‘him’ instead?
@BiNGaling29
@BiNGaling29 4 года назад
“You can see him on the upcoming season Mr Robot” lol
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 4 года назад
That was not a jonk, though!
@abrahimalsuoidi
@abrahimalsuoidi 4 года назад
Ma'az Kalim hes not in mr.robot ....is he ??
@muraddiab6393
@muraddiab6393 3 года назад
He is
@salvadorguevara4835
@salvadorguevara4835 3 года назад
Im proud of him because this awesome actor one of the Greatest actors of my country egypt 🇪🇬❤️❤️❤️
@dreimingwideawake
@dreimingwideawake 7 лет назад
i actually laughed out loud at a stand up set...this was hilarious! hope to see more of him.
@vy4129
@vy4129 7 лет назад
i thought it's gonna be cringeworthy but turned out great. the guy got chill n pretty charming
@gladysanaya8738
@gladysanaya8738 5 лет назад
Chill and charming. I like that. That describes him so well/nicely.
@fritzschnackenpfeifferhaus4224
I'M CRYING LMFAOO the ending had me rolling 😂😂 he needs to be more popular
@Amine-gr8xe
@Amine-gr8xe 7 лет назад
he killed it
@aliyadiaz3239
@aliyadiaz3239 6 лет назад
Wow he just flat out gave a brief dawwah right in front our eyes, what better way to pour the truth into a persons heart then something that makes them laugh along the way! Mashallah :)
@thelivingdragon7543
@thelivingdragon7543 4 года назад
Ramy: "I would join isis-" 'nobody liked that' Ramy: "-If they gave me a wand." 'somebody liked that'
@wideawake5630
@wideawake5630 3 года назад
He's freaking adorable.
@GabbyCamilleri
@GabbyCamilleri 7 лет назад
im shook, he is amazing
@TeenyTelacast
@TeenyTelacast 3 года назад
he's actually not bad
@benoitrafeli8320
@benoitrafeli8320 7 лет назад
That was funny!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 7 лет назад
Wow, he really blew up the stage! What?
@yehiaalshehri1006
@yehiaalshehri1006 5 лет назад
What
@TheCapedArtist
@TheCapedArtist 5 лет назад
Lol
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 4 года назад
Hehe..!
@TheMichaelMidKnight
@TheMichaelMidKnight 6 лет назад
Ramy, for your first major debut, and the content of your set - I am impressed man. l hope you see this. I haven't seen someone throw the crowd like that since Louis C.K.'s early sets. Great timing and not stepping on applause breaks. Solid material.
@saraace3599
@saraace3599 7 лет назад
What he said truly touched my soul. No Muslim preacher was able to do that for the past few years. Great comedy and great attitude! Hahaha.
@EpicBeard815
@EpicBeard815 3 года назад
I really wish I could find that Taco Bell ad. The fact that its not on youtube is... inconceivable
@headcold7250
@headcold7250 7 лет назад
Lmao that emergency shut down 😂
@andromeda8325
@andromeda8325 5 лет назад
That was hilarious!! I loved it!😂😂
@hefkaraman6473
@hefkaraman6473 3 года назад
in comedy 80% is the truth.. he just proved that here too... lol
@harmowknee
@harmowknee 6 лет назад
He's so cute!
@kaziiqbal7257
@kaziiqbal7257 6 лет назад
I love how he gets all super serious and then hits you with the punchline out of left field.
@hackedstalked6371
@hackedstalked6371 5 лет назад
Thank you Ramy! Can't wait to see you on HULU
@tasiarai8493
@tasiarai8493 6 лет назад
I’m in love with this man, omg.
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 4 года назад
Watch out!
@chugalongway01
@chugalongway01 3 года назад
I wouldn't be surprised if Ramy listened to the great legends like Buddy Hackett, Mel Brooks, Jerry Springfield. He has that American Yiddish style of humour.
@dixinears8004
@dixinears8004 7 лет назад
1:18 -Congratulations! You have found yourself on the No Fly List.
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 4 года назад
.@Yousef Ghaneemah Kinda odd intelligence-gathering, ya know? Because making your friends to go _incommunicado_ at you makes their job a far more difficult than it otherwise would've been. Ahh... Well! Perhaps, it's the same kind of mindset which led to their failure in mitigating 9/11 attacks - in spite of Agent Ali Soufan and his white boss of Irish descent! And “Ben Laden”??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@medvadel5593
@medvadel5593 6 лет назад
please add other videos i really liked your brilliant jokes and the fact that you make out of our situation a funny stories! man you are brilliant
@Lena-jx9st
@Lena-jx9st 3 года назад
Omg I love this guy! Brilliant! Hysterical! Had to look him up after Terry Gross interview
@nishatchicago
@nishatchicago 4 года назад
Oh my God I love this guys style, his delivery, his choice of words. So funny and authentic all at once! Definitely relate to the "religious person coming out to the gay community" bit
@ourforeignlife
@ourforeignlife 4 года назад
Amazing how comedians are saying it more real these days👏
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 4 года назад
“Amazing”: Yeah! Surprising? Depends. Not if you think deeply.
@shakirahilmy238
@shakirahilmy238 6 лет назад
i love this guy so much he's the best. seriously, my kind of reality.
@SummerCurl
@SummerCurl 7 лет назад
you are hilarious. thanks man
@mr.womblordofunmercifultor190
@mr.womblordofunmercifultor190 7 лет назад
Wow, wtf happened? That last joke about submitting to Islam? He wasn't finished, he didn't end his set. Yet John Batiste started playing him off and Colbert jumped in. The producers behind the camera were probably scrambling saying that last joke cut too deep for American late night. Wrap it up! Wrap it up! That was really weird. Would love to have been there during the following commercial break to see them pick up the pieces. The joke was hilarious, btw.
@mr.womblordofunmercifultor190
@mr.womblordofunmercifultor190 7 лет назад
TriumvirateMedia Oh yes, please indulge me. You know I can't live without your futile attempts to condescend me. You'd have to step UP to my level, junior. I don't speak douchebag and there's no Rosetta stone to translate my common sense in a dialect that fools like you can comprehend. Keep patting yourself on the back though.
@mr.womblordofunmercifultor190
@mr.womblordofunmercifultor190 7 лет назад
TriumvirateMedia Are we still doing this? *sigh* Ok, whatever. First off, you can't list any true academic accomplishments because you have zero, so you have to troll and make up outrageous lies.
@RKroese
@RKroese 7 лет назад
TriumvirateMedia lol, you win. xD
@altarec123
@altarec123 6 лет назад
@Mr. Womb: Lord of Unmerciful Torment It seems like you tried to show your vocabulary but english is my second language, i'm 20 and i understood everything. Nice try but try harder mate.
@ManishKumar-uf9tx
@ManishKumar-uf9tx 6 лет назад
TriumvirateMedia Reading this post made me chuckle. A pretentious way of saying - keep your opinion to yourself.
@marianaeem3088
@marianaeem3088 3 года назад
Did he just say see him in Mr Robot! He legit confused him with Ramy Malek. Wtf
@islamislam9763
@islamislam9763 3 года назад
Edit the title: shekh ramy yossef lol
@faisalboukert
@faisalboukert 3 года назад
This guy is the best Person that deserves more than movie This type shouldn’t be denied so proud to see persons like him!
@khazms
@khazms 5 лет назад
Damn, this guy is really pushing how far he can go with the joks. LOL
@chanele9148
@chanele9148 5 лет назад
Colbert said youssef literally in an Arab accent where ramy said yousAF ...still like him
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 4 года назад
“Still like him”??? What does it mean? That you were not gonna like him for some reason?
@khadijaqaddar5715
@khadijaqaddar5715 4 года назад
Love u ramy ❤ hafidak lah my bro
@anmaghiz1595
@anmaghiz1595 4 года назад
Well put together. The guy is a genius.
@carterphillips9159
@carterphillips9159 3 года назад
Imagine him making these jokes to Stephen colbert's audience about Hillary in 2017. Props to you Ramy that they even let you on the stage
@sam3070
@sam3070 4 года назад
im not sure if they pit was done or if the band just shut him up lol
@ShotonVampire71
@ShotonVampire71 6 лет назад
he's nervous laugh is so cute.
@no1x830
@no1x830 3 года назад
Best pitch ever: I'm not preaching, just saying Islam is the truth!
@tc2241
@tc2241 6 лет назад
Didn't see that ending coming 10/10
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