Ranking Every Course in Mario Kart 7 ft. Schaffrillas Productions 

Thanks for having me! I still can't believe they changed Boston Building to Luigi's Mansion in my region

NO WAY YOU GOT SHINEY CRAB GUY! Great vid btw.

Another Albert classic? With the crab fella too? Im grabbing the popcorn for this one

“Alpine Pass!😄” “ROCK ROCK MOUNTAIN!!!👹👹👹👹”

THE BOSTON BUILDING BIT LIVES ON

33:18 I bursted out laughing, even though I knew that was going to happen 🤣🤣

I'm glad that my last official server online race in Mario Kart 7 was a win on Airship Fortress, one of my all time favorites. I'll definitely check out the Pretendo servers eventually, although I'm focused on other games right now. I'm so happy to see fans keeping Wii U and 3DS online alive.

I can't believe Albert didn't know it was called Boston Building, how could he not know such an obvious fact.

33:18 "You can't run. You can't hide. You can't escape Bertil Auris."

Mario Kart 7 is the definition of an underrated game. Thanks for having me on for another collab! 🔥

I love the use of advanced castle after the realization of his second name being advanced

16:26 that 30-second joke even going up to the next track name, that was AMAZING! Great content as always

It's crazy that for a track originally planned for the Wii U DLC, Shy Guy Bazaar still hasn't returned outside of Tour. I really hope to see it in glorious HD in the next Mario Kart.

8:14 WHAAAATTTTT, I don’t think you’ve ever heard the rocket barrel theme

The best part about 7 is that if you talk to people overseas about Rock Rock Mountain and Wario's Shipyard they get very confused

Rock rock Mountain jumpscare: something that nobody ask but we all needed

Mario Kart 7 is based.

15:30 I actually like to think DK Pass is the the road you drive on to get to DK Summit/Snowboard Cross

Note: I had absolutely no idea what my lines were for at the beginning, which is probably why I sound so tone deaf 😭

Over a decade after its initial release, I hope we still see a Tropical Freeze track one day to go alongside DK Jungle.

I'm so glad someone else loves RRM as much as I do, it's more than just the "glider tutorial" course, it's an epic adventure with some of the best mario kart music ever constructed!

FR Wario’w shipyard is the best! The music is amazing I agree with you 100%

The only experience I have with these tracks are in Mario Kart Tour. And I have to say Shy Guy Bazaar is one of my favorites. The music just fits.

4:26 This "WHAT?" was kinda funny tbh X)

So epic you got James in your video!!

I'm sorry there's not enough people talking about Donkey Kong *Country Returns* being described as bland and boring that's an INSANE take

I can’t be the only person who understands the name Rock Rock Mountain. It comes from the fact that it’s a mountain of rock, and the song that plays is of the rock genre. So it’s actually an awesome name.

SCHAFFRILLAS CROSSOVER LETS GOOO!!

1. 3ds rr 2. dino dino jungle 3. snes rr 4. music park 5. maple treeway

Schafrillis and Albert boris! This is so amazing I can't wait to watch it and I'm hoping for alpine pass to be high Edit: WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT, THIS IS THE BEST RANKING I'VE SEEN

I just didn't read the video title and expected a video ranking. I wasn't prepared to be jump scared by schaffrillas Productions lmao

33:03 The song that was played in that scene is named "Mr.Double Trouble". You can listen to the full OST in my RU-vid Channel if you are interested. Anyways, yep, basically my ranking is pretty much all of the 7 courses. This and the Wii were very iconic in my childhood. So seeing you do it was cool af. Keep up the work!

Albert, you should at least say Rock Rock Mountain for once to make Bertil Auris happy 😨

The first thing I did when I got the notification was checking Number 1, because given your hot takes, I KNEW it wasn't Rainbow Road XD

29:43-30:09 I love how happy she sounds while talking about Wuhu Mountain Loop here 😄 It honestly adds a nostalgic charm to this part, as someone who grew up with this game, alongside MKDS and MKWii.

The jokes about the different names for the tracks in different regions never get old. ROCK ROCK MOUNTAINNNNNN!

Ooh nice a collab with Schaffrillas! I’m excited!

Respect for not putting Waluigi's Pinball close to number 1 at all, makes the list more interesting

All of the anchors and the purple coloring of Wario Shipyard/Wario's Galleon always stood out to me, but I swear it was always my bad luck track online.

I'm glad you have 3DS Mario Circuit in contention for your favorite Mario Circuit. The cherry blossoms, the pipes with wind blowing out of them, and the segment in Peach's Castle always made it a winner for me.

28:46 zoo wee mama!

Boris really gotten the use of that mk8d connection

RIP 3DS and WII U online 😭😭😭😭

28:54 Zoo Wee Mama!!

16:27 It *is* a circuit in disguise, and I will not hear to the contrary

This is my first 3ds game and its actually part of my top 3. This game is amazing and deserves way more attention

Seeing my beloved DK Jungle get ranked so low was beyond painful

No way it’s the funny crab guy! Also rock rock mountain as #1 is a W opinion ngl.

Pretty good ranking Albert Boris, there were some course that I would've switch between but still a good list. I'm was happy to hear you say that this game is probebly your favorite one in the series (finally someone who give Mario Kart 7 the respect it deservs).

Can’t believe you got Schaffrillas. I love him

Favorite Retro Tracks in Mario kart 7 are: 6. N64 Luigi Raceway 5. DS Luigi's Mansion 4. DS Waluigi Pinball 3. DS Airship Fortress 2. SNES Mario Circuit 2 And My Most Favorite of all time...Yep you guessed it: 1. GBA Bowser's Castle 1 🥳🎉 Why? BECAUSE I LOVE THE GBA BOWSER'S CASTLE TRACKS!!! The Music is AMAZING By the way! :D

When I play Mario Kart with my dad and we get DK Jungle he tends to bring up that the end would be a lot cooler if the pillars actually fell like in the game.

Nice job on getting Schafrillas in on this one! MarioKart 7 being your favourite always makes me chuckle as its probably the most forgotten entry in the series, even more than Super Circuit.

Finally someone who hates *n64 kalimari desert* it's just a lame flat oval

I agree that it's hard going back to 7's version of Kalimari Desert after playing the one in 8 Deluxe. All 3 laps being the same and the train hardly being an obstacle makes 7's version vastly inferior.

While I slightly prefer DK Mountain to Dino Dino Jungle, I definitely want to see Dino Dino Jungle in HD in the next Mario Kart. That new glider ramp in the cave in Mario Kart 7 is such a great addition.

6:16 you nearly scared me to death of a heart attack lol 😂 😂 😂

Hype intro seriously thank you for watching my stupid video means a lot (rip sir musty)

Oh wow you got a collab with Schaffrillas cool! Great video btw, MK7 truly does have one of my favorite track selections in the series.

It’s funny how Kalimari Desert is in the Leaf Cup despite the Banana Cup of this game having 4 tracks that are all harder than it.

peak just dropped

First you got to appear in the funny crab man’s video, and now he appears in yours! It’s insane how far you’ve come as a creator!

ALBERT W AS ALWAYS!

Airship Fortress is one of my favorite tracks in the game, but I agree with you that the end is the weakest part, and I hope an eventual second remake improves on that part of the track.

As someone who loves Daisy Cruiser, I find it odd you penalize Airship and Pinball for lacking shortcuts, but you don't for Cruiser. Very fun video otherwise, my top 3 is very close to yours.

28:45 I'd put this track at the bottom of c tier

Nice video!😁

Her most crazy collab yet

Can’t wait to watch this later!

The gliding in this game is honestly unparalleled. Rock Rock Mountain does not play nearly as well in MK8 Deluxe, and it and Toad Circuit look a hell of a lot better on the 3DS. 3DS Rainbow Road I also prefer how it looks in the original: gliding with a mushroom on the Saturn-like rings in the second section and landing down close to the ramp is the most exhilarating feelings ever, and the final turn is tilted just the right way to make me feel as though I'm at the top of the world. I don't like how MK8 Deluxe smoothed both this curve and the one before gliding on to the rings instead of leaving them tilted like they were.

A consistent theme I get watching your videos, is that I jam so much with many of your takes And when I’m happy, having a good time, you bring up the reason you put it down there, and you STILL manage to make me upset (ironically obviously) Like, why’d you have to do that with dk jungle 😢 Anyway, great video, I much prefer going through the previous statement then just seeing a list I agree 100% with!

8:15. Calling DK Country Returns weak? Dang Albert. I wanna hear what Sir Musty has to say about this… Gonna be interesting.

A collab with shafrilaces????? I gotta watch this

WUHU

Daisy hills is what should have come back in the Golden Dash cup in the booster course pass, not flipping Toad circuit!!

14:33 you can do it with the glider

While I think 3DS Bowser's Castle is the weakest 3D Bowser's Castle, it's grown on me over the years. It is so much different than the others. I'm glad the developers tried something new instead of just having another giant mechanical Bowser.

I think Albert Boris has a vendetta against me. First DK Mountain robbing Dino Dino Jungle and it being really high up here, and then Airship Fortress 16th NOT deserving of a BCP slot?? :(

Much like the 3DS itself, Mario Kart 7 is very underrated

For me, Piranha Plant Slide is number 1.

Don't even need to watch this video to know he's gonna put 3ds rainbow road in dead last and put toad circuit in first!

Why didn’t we get airship fortress for the booster course pass?😢

Yes more Mario Kart 7 appreciation!!!!

it feels wrong to have waluigi pinball in mario kart 7 if he isn't in the game like wtf

Let the records show that I predicted 3DS Rosalina’s Ice World for the Booster Pass. Also, Rock Rock Mountain is the superior name because it reminds me of a Mario 64 level name. And if anyone still doesn’t get the Boston Building joke, then I don’t know what to say except for… ZOO WEE MAMA!

This is your first video in ages!

Rock mountain

This game gets hated on a lot but I also kinda I say kinda grew up on it. 7 is really nice for what it is but the my only gripe is the roster i would say as the courses are pretty nice especially the new ones.

And here's my ranking of the retro tracks. I'll judge them by how I like the original version, how fitting the difficulty is for the cup that they're in, and how these tracks were changed: 16) SNES Rainbow Road. It's just SO BORING when it isn't as brutally hard as the OG version. Especially for a finale. Plus, nothing happens! If it was the finale of the Leaf Cup or the starter/second track of the Lightning Cup, maybe it would have been more acceptable? But no! Despite being easier than some Mushroom & Shell Cups, it's the finale for some reason. WHY?! 15) N64 Kalimari Desert. Okay sorry, I had to do this. I don't care about the fact it has a train, it's so BORING! The course has nothing to do in the Leaf Cup, and the only good thing from the OG version's layout has been removed! Like, the good music is the only thing that didn't make me want to have this track get the N64 Wario Stadium treatment! 14) N64 Luigi Raceway. This is a boring starter course that still feels more acceptable than the two previous tracks because being the starter course of the Shell Cup, it doesn't feel out of place. 13) SNES Mario Circuit 2. It actually got a great glow-up with the glider section! But... the rest is still a boring SNES circuit with not enough changes... yeah... *falls asleep* 12) GBA Bowser Castle 1. The layout of this track might be one of the most boring layouts in the whole series! Fortunately, it gets saved by its glow-up and banger metal music. But... yeah, it's the 2nd weakest Bowser Castle track in the whole franchise. What did you expect? 11) Wii Butchered Koopa Cape. OK sorry I had to do this. If the remake was good, it would be ranked higher. But no! This is one of the worst glow-downs in the series. The clear pipe doesn't feel special, the electricity obstacles and water flowing have been removed, the physics have been toned down, the halfpipes are gone, and the glider section is just useless! 10) DS DK Pass. Finally the tracks are starting to get good! This track has cheery music that makes me happy, and the layout is good too. I love the general cozy atmosphere as well. 9) DS Waluigi Pinball. Yeah it's a bit overhyped. I love the concept, but you only spend, like, 10 seconds on the pinball machine. If this part was longer, this track would be better. 8) Wii Mushroom Gorge. Overhyped as well. It's a banger, don't get me wrong! But the theming of this track is a bit boring. It's far from being the best track in MKWii... which shows how perfect MKWii's track selection is! But this is still the least butchered of the Wii remakes. 7) Wii Butchered Coconut Mall. Yeah, I'm surprised that I put it so high. The mall is flooded for no reason, it doesn't feel as alive as in the OG version, they ruined the escalators, and the color palette is really drab. But after all, this is still Coconut Mall! 6) DS Boston Building. Really great remake! The color palette fits this track better, the layout is still good, and the atmosphere is as great as in the DS version! They didn't butcher any aspect of it! 5) Wii Maple Treeway. Even if they removed the halfpipes & the shaking bridge, this is still a classic. The atmosphere is still cozy, the layout is still good, and the scenery is still GORGEOUS!!! But the little glow-downs cost this track a better spot on my list. 4) GCN Daisy Cruiser. Yeah, the GCN tracks are definitely the ones that got the best remakes here. That makes me wish they got more than 2 tracks. Daisy Cruiser is still a classic, with a relaxing atmosphere, and it even got improved with underwater driving and gliding. 3) GCN Dino Dino Jungle. It's a great track! Perfect layout, good music, great scenery, it really feels like a true adventure every lap! The only nitpick I'd have is the removal of the background dinosaurs. Other than that, underrated gem! 2) N64 Koopa Troopa Beach. The best remake of this retro selection. The shortcut is even more satisfying, the color palette is way better than the OG one, the music is a banger, and the underwater griving is used really cleverly here! I also love how the trickable ramps turned out. 1) DS Airship Fortress. This map deserves all the praise it gets. I love it. They didn't butcher anything in this track. The layout is still great, the atmosphere is still menacing and cool, the obstacles are still various, it still feels like a true adventure everytime! This track is sitll a classic, and will probably always be!

Are you going to rank the mario kart 8/ 8 deluxe/ bcp cups cups?

My ranking: 32:N64 Luigi Raceway 🚙 31:N64 Kalamari Desert 🏜️ 30:Cheep Cheep Cape 🐠 29:Toad Circuit 🍄 28:SNES Rainbow Road 🌈 27:Daisy Hills 🌹 26:GBA Bowser Castle 1 🔥 25:SNES Mario Circuit 2 🚗 24:Mario Circuit 🏰 23:DS DK Pass 🏔️ 22:Wuhu Island Loop 🌉 21:Wii Coconut Mall 🥥 20:N64 Koopa Troopa Beach🏝️ 19:Neo Bowser City 🌃 18:GCN Daisy Cruiser 🚢 17:DK Jungle 🍌 16:DS Luigi’s Mansion 👻 15:Rosalina’s Ice World 🎄 14:Bowser’s Castle 🔥💧 13:Wii Koopa Cape 🚿 12:Shy Guy Bazar 🕌 11:Wii Mushroom Gorge 🍄🏔️ 10:Parana Plant Piperway 🌱 9:GCN Dino Dino Jungle 🦕 8:Wii Maple Treeway 🍁 7:Wario Shipyard ⛴️ 6:DS Waluigi Pinball 🎱 5:Melody Motorway 🎵 4:Wuhu Mountian Loop 🏔️ 3:DS Airship Fortress 🏛️ 2:Alpine Pass 🗻 1:Rainbow Road 🌑 I did all these before watching btw.

Here’s my ranking: D-Tier: 32. N64 Koopa Troopa Beach 31. Cheep Cheep Lagoon 30. Toad Circuit 29. Bowser's Castle C-Tier: 28. NGC Dino Dino Jungle (I know it’s GCN, but no one calls it GameCube Nintendo, they call it Nintendo GameCube, so I don’t understand why the acronym is GCN and not NGC) 27. Mario Circuit 26. N64 Luigi Raceway (My older brother convinced me into ranking it higher than it should be.) 25. Rosalina's Ice World 24. Koopa/Neo-Bowser City B-Tier: 23. GBA Bowser Castle 1 22. SNES Mario Circuit 2 21. DS DK Pass A-Tier: 20. Wuhu (Island) Loop 19. SNES Rainbow Road 18. DS Luigi's Mansion- I mean Boston Building S-Tier: 17. NGC Daisy Cruiser We are halfway through, so that means it’s time to talk about the Battle Mode: 6. Sherbet Rink 5. DS Palm Shore 4. GBA Battle Course 1 3. Honeybee Hive 2. N64 Big Donut 1. Wuhu Town Now back to the ranking (Reminder: We’ve just started S-Tier): 16. N64 Kalimari Desert 15. Shy Guy Bazaar 14. DK Jungle 13. Wii Maple Treeway 12. Wuhu Mountain Loop/Maka Wuhu 11. Wii Koopa Cape 10. Daisy Hills 9. Alpine Pass/Rock Rock Mountain 8. Wii Coconut Mall 7. Wii Mushroom Gorge 6. DS Waluigi Pinball 5. Music Park/Melody Motorway 4. Wario Galleon/Shipyard 3. DS Airship Fortress 2. Piranha Plant Pipeway/Slide 1. Rainbow Road

Finally, someone else is praising Rock Rock Mountain(not calling it Alpine Pass) other than me Also, here's my list(not in order btw, even Rock Rock Mountain is my Number 1) S Teir, Wuhu Loop, Rock Rock Mountain, Neo Bowser City, Maka Wuhu, DK Jungle, Rosalina's Ice World, Bower's Castle, Rainbow Road, Wii Mushroom Gorge, Wii Coconut Mall, DS Waluigi Pinball, GCN Daisy Cruiser, Wii Maple Treeway, and Wii Koopa Cape A Teir, Mario Circuit, Music Park, Piranha Plant Slide, DS Luigi's Mansion, GCN Dino Dino Jungle, DS Airship Fortress, and SNES Rainbow Road B Teir, Toad Circuit, N64 Koopa Cape, N64 Kalimari Desert, and DS DK Pass C Teir, Daisy Hills, Cheep Cheep Lagoon, Shy Guy Bazaar, Wario Shipyard, N64 Luigi Raceway, GBA Bower Castle, SNES Mario Circuit 2, Also Noticed how I didn't put a D or F Teir because MK7 doesn't have a single bad track, all nitro and retro

Cups: 1. Flower 9.25 (-) 2. Star 9.75 (+2) 3. Lightning 15.00 (-1) 4. Special 16.75 (+4) 5. Leaf 18.00 (-) 6. Banana 18.50 (-3) 7. Shell 21.00 (-1) 8. Mushroom 23.75 (-1)

Waluigi pinball in C tier is crazy but I respect it

spoilers YES FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO'S FAV TRACK IS ALPINE!!! Thia is my fav track in mario kart overall (but not the 8 version lol)

Wild

How did you get Schaffrilas on this, what techniques did you use

I definitely miss the aesthetic of 3DS Rainbow Road in Mario Kart 7. The blue road and darker moon in 8 Deluxe don't hit as hard for me.

How did this man hate on waluigi pinball (my favorite track) And I completely agree?