Ranking Every Paldea Pokemon I Could Beat Up 

Don't forget the thick, retractable, poisonous Spikes it has

And I read this comment in Curious Archive's voice in my head, lmao. I think it was that last sentence that convinced my brain that CA would be something he'd say.

Agree with everything besides what you said about its weight..., Grizzly bears ars actually significantly heavier than 220 KG

@@thisisnami6054 yeah, that's fair enough point

#Clodsire fan club

Dudunsparce can learn a move that bypasses PROTECT. No way any mortal man can defeat something that defies absolute defense barehanded.

@@burningrandomne5531 But they're also very timid, without a trainer, they would run away before the fight even begin.

i defeated with my fury of how it looks

If it runs away it isnt really being defeated, its just bailing out.

It is huge, but it is slow. It would be a war of attrition to see if ypu could kill it before it stabbed you with that drill tail.

Genger

Indeed

@@Tizzy_Rose they mean the dog ginger

Ginger is so cute!

@@awelker4242 They are referring to John’s dog called Ginger.

Yeah, simply being near will drain the life from anyone

Yeah.

I like your comment, but I like your profile pic more! I love Cuphead!

You are fucking everywhere

@@Master_Wisd0m ‎

I 100% believe you they're really just smaller orca's

wow that must have been quite odd

Dolphins are just smarter, but also smaller whales.

How are you beefin with dolphins

@@theaxxorite9415 Well the dolphin was just being friendly and playing with anybody that came near it, unfortunately a dolphin's idea of "playing" with humans involves headbutts, bodyslams and tail slaps.

It's not a matter of if, but when

love the reference to pikmin

What happens if you just kill one of the parents then?

@@dubbingsync The offsprings will breed.

@@FrostedMike :0 INCEST!!!!

If you're not just atomized from the hit

Not 160 damage, 160 base damage if its EVs and IVs are good it would do WAY MORE so more like it would punt John to Pluto's moon

@@geekygamer_69420 oh yeah, true!

R.I.P corvoknight fans

Thanks good the base physical attack at level 50 is 75, but even then, you would need to Dodge every hammer, which is 💀💀💀

It's safe to assume that the remaining 28.7 pounds are Tinkaton's physical body. If Tinkie also weighed 200+ pounds that'd be scary.

Tinkatuff and Tinkaton: 39 BURIED, 0 FOUND

Wait what, palafin is that strong?

@@Twinklethefox9022 Yes, yes it is. Only in Hero Form tho

Also they hit like a truck even without Dondozo.

I interpret it more as the wind would pick it up and throw it around, but it wouldn’t be damaged due to it’s low weight and the fact that it’s evolved to literally travel by wind

It’s immune because it rides the wind, it still gets pushed around by wind, but doesn’t get hurt by it

Doesn't brambleghast also absorb life force too?

As an Australian who has been pecked by an emu I can agree 👍

Then dodge it

He’s probably using more of detective pikachu/anime logic to decide if he can beat them up

I used one up until I beat the game and replaced it with iron valiant

Me to caught mine at level 6 and took him all the way to the end and he played some major parts in a lot of key battles

@@Choombingus I genuinely believe I would not have been able to complete the game without my Flamigo. Her name was Lady Rose and she was crucial in many battles.

Honestly, it might even enjoy it

The answer is no

The answer is yes.

@@carbon9857 no

@@FnordLord10 eat them

the answer is always no. morally and emotionally

The tms give moves like power gem to it

@@zentixcro28 I get that he can learn moves other than tackle and astonish by TM, but I see the prompt as if I just happened to run into one, can I beat it, in which case ghimmighoul shouldn't know anything else. As it seems to be implied that pokemon don't know how to use man-made consumable items such as potions, I don't think we'd need to be worried about it finding and using a TM. Otherwise we might as well assume that every pokemon on the list could just show up with anything in their move pool in which case you're just dead from 90% of them. Additionally they tend to be atop towers or large rocks, in which case I just push it off.

The thing is he wouldn't get the chance to throw a punch. It would control him and make him gather coins for him in order to evolve. Based on one of the trailers where Jacq and Willow (Pokemon GO professor) talk about Gimmighoul

I think it just does the first one...

Not to mention accuracy

Wait then you could just dissolve it in water, Wicked Witch of the West style

@@jaydenroberts2615 Lol

Plus its psychic, which makes the Cleopatra Lady Gaga Ostrich very terrifying when it can surround me in lasers and whatever Lumina Crash does

He did say he could beat up a mushroom when in fact it's a rock and he will break his foot or hand trying and you can't tell me he doesn't know as he calls the evolution a giant salt rock monster. He knows it's a rock. There's also the rats. Have you tried catching a rat with your bare hands? Now add in the fact these have a move called population bomb where they shoot out 1-10 more rats. They would over populate and eat him alive while swarming. It's probably the scariest on the list and he's like maybe? No you call supernatural pest control and take a trip to Fiji over the week end.

ironic considering there is a Tree pokemon though not in this game (yet) but like at the same time with the amount of pokemon here that have actual fatalities, yea even some people like that would nope their way out of there

Avenge what? The apex aerial predator of Galar? Honestly I'm rather glad we're not swarmed with more of the damn things. Steel/Flying is a terrifying dual type! Let's not ALSO forget that Tinkaton stops there being armies of Pawniard and BIsharp lead by Kingambits outside of certain areas. It's called "Population Control". Now if only we could do something about those mice...

You would make it to Tinkatuff and immediately regret your words as this thing breaks you in two with its newly made hammer

I’m sure you could beat Tinkatink but thats as far as your getting, Tinkatuff alone is strong enough and hunts Steel Pokemon.

This is an amazing sentiment until you are never found again, slain by the Pokémon who slays entire armies

Poor dude lol

He doesn’t just carry the poo. He was born in it; molded by it

Overused meme

But also think that the Gimmighoul are usually found on the top of towers. You could just drop it off the edge like eagles do to turtles. Turn it to mush on the inside

I’ve heard the story of my grandad being gored in the leg by a pig multiple times so I wouldn’t want to fight the pigs with magical powers.

Quaxly gang rise up

@@SherbetSketcher _ducc_

i am the lone member of the sprigatito gang

I hate that PM7 hates sprigatito

NICCECECECECCE

AHHHHHHHH

dsfbesufkbwe]\ Fu## yu that what that means

I think John is one of those guys who have never been in a fight but think he's a good fighter then fall after one punch so he would lose to every Pokemon here. 🤣

True

thought this said gengar and i was thoroughly confused

Lol

Despite it being a delibird it's still extremely powerful lorewise. Remember, all the paradox Pokemon could cause an ecological disaster.

@@Officewaffle yeah and I haven't played Violet yet so correct me if im wrong, but I'm pretty sure it's still a similar size to a normal delibird so he definitely has the size advantage over it

@@timberich1647 I'll admit that the size advantage goes to John but the thing is made of pure metal.

@@Officewaffle yeah. U have a point but that's why I said to put it in "We'll See" or, more likely, "Not Great". I'd say there's about a 95% chance John gets his ass handed to him on a silver plater but because it's still technically a delibird and mostly because of the size advantage, i think there's still enough of a chance that it should be bumped up a tier.

@@timberich1647 Tinkaton is also really small but no way he could beat that

Just make it breed so then you can still admire the cuteness when the original one is gone.

boi It dont matter what type you are YOU'RE the one getting punted to the moon by that hammer either way. But still RIP those steel types.

Rip Corviknight

Hope it doesn't notice my abs 😏