UPDATE: youve all changed my mind. norton is licking the plate. he is sitting at a table alone with naib and it is disgusting. people avoid them the day after.
i’m so sad that norton wasn’t up there with naib… didn’t u see him FUCKING UP that bread and milk. i know he can get on all fours and eat the bones of the wings
Get Eli’s owl away from Merc. Cause the second Merc is done with those wings, he’s gonna stareeeeeee at that bird. Time for seconds in his mind. Getting the sauce pan ready and everything. New S-Tier skin for Merc coming in: The Chef.
Merc, prospector, and cheerleader are isolated from the other survivors during meal time because theyd be in absolute CARNAGE. Absolutely TWEAKING after eating the food, the plate, and the table
i didn’t think i needed a 30 min video of someone passionately talking about the head cannons of idv characters fucking up some wings but im absolutely here for it
I was half asleep when i thought of this. I crawled out of my bed to pick up my phone across the room, wrote the concept down on my notes app and went back to sleep
If you blink Naib will eat the bones too. And not only the bones off his plate, he finna steal everyone's left overs and chewed up bones and will eat that ish too.
When you described Ada and Emil I was so disgusted like in tears laughing but like DISGUSTED ohhhhhhh my god also imo i think wildling would be pretty modest when around others but he'd probably fuck those wings up when alone
I would like to point out william wanted meat so bad that even naib asked that he please not eat the boar that was questionable but decided to anyway so he might need to be higher lol
as a ex william main hed tear into hthose wings. personally my stomach is too weak to eat more than 1 but WILLIAM.. hes a big athlete, man. he needs his protein.
I feel like you have a whole world of lore in your mind and this video is just so funny. Keep it coming! Also the fact that I can just hear you take shaky breathes, lean forward on your chair, and swallow water makes this so much better
Yeah my mic was so busted and i was way too close to it so u could hear every single sound coming out of my mouth it was kinda nasty 😭 but i think it adds to it
as a prospector main, if you put a bucket of wings on the floor norton would probably scramble towards it on all fours and chug the wings like water (have you seen him eat in aom 2), and then eat the bucket, and then eat the floor, hes quirky like that
as someone who likes joseph a normal amount I can confirm that if peepaw is within a 5 metre radius of hot wings he's actually going to disintegrate 💀 man has never seen a spice in his life
15:30 nah I disagree with this one did u see how he was gulping that milk and bread in Ashes of Memory? He'd def gnaw at the bones and take a bite outta the plate after
FLORIAN!! florian strives to fuck it up like naib but he's just slightly below. hes scratching up the plate hes got meat shreds beneath his nails he WANTS to destroy those wings. for this he gets an honorary seat at norton and naibs hell table but it is bittersweet as he watches them accomplish terrors of the stomach he could only dream of in his most beautiful of slumbers
19:43 You’ve got me screaming laughing with the GK reasoning “I’m praying for you tonight for handing me this…nasty…” HELP Also I know he would also just take a sniff and be full for the rest of the day
naaaah norton should be higher like, yeah not like naib but that man is so fk hungry he would eat the mtfk plate like fr, i mean, i bet he has never tried buffalo wing (he cant afford it lmao) his poor ass had only eated milk and bread but i swear that if u give that man a single fk wing he would DEVOUR it like fr
Wait gumball the real question is why chicken wings? Like what bafoon sits one day eating wings and goes "i wonder how idv characters eat chicken wings🤓☝️"
as the #1 freddy fan your right. he will only get them boneless and will only eat them if they’re made professionally kreacher on the other hand. that boy is poor and desperate. he will be eating everything but also be in such a great amount of pain at the same time. he’s stealing them from others plates. his face is just covered in the shit it’s in his beard and everything he’d eat a extra spicy one and his face would turn the color of a tomato…. he’d lick the plate clean but at what cost
i would respectfully argue that composer is in joseph. he has 3 in game dishes and all of them are soup. the moment he walks into a buffalo wild wings he keels over and dies just from the aroma
I think you did such an awsome job that I cant argue with your opinion. Expect for norton. Have you seen him in story mode? He was eating that PLATE! He was devouring that whole plate like if he hadn't eaten for days!
watched this specifically so I could see how you were gonna rate Puppeteer, Grave Keeper and Fire Investigator and you're so right about the first two but as a Florian fan I absolutely KNOW that he is licking the plate clean (also Embalmer is definitely Joseph tier he can't handle more than crackers and bread with a little bit of butter, it's the autism, I'd know, I can relate) I'm losing it over this video it's so fucking funny
Charles/Aeroplanist used to be in the same level of the merc but since albert died he has stopped eating as much, he now just drinks a lot trying to forget abt what happened while Tracy and Luca destroy the plate
That broke boy Norton is devouring those wings did u see how he was chewing down on that loaf of bread like it was his first meal in months he is definitely eating all the bones along with the wings
this is the best video i have came across and has answered all of my questions! also personally i would rate orpheus and norton higher but otherwise good stuff 👍
me and my friend just reacted to this together and My god. You're so poetic with it. You understand them all you might as well be at the manor. Thank you for changing my life Gumball..............
to be honest i saw the "joseph" tier at the bottom within the first twenty seconds of the video and instantly started convulsing . how are you this funny 😭
i'd argue that annie deserves a little higher since she's been through a lot of betrayal in her life. she would just drown all her pain in buffalo sauce or some shit.
Watched this and im not disappointed. I do agree though on your composer comments. What if he was just a freak! What then. I absolutely cant wait for a hunter version and i hope that the joseph tier makes a return in it.
How I feel about my mains: Me as a jack main : I’m disappointed And my stance with wu as they’re my second main I feel xie(white guard) would maybe eat a couple and enjoy it maybe have a drink with it, meanwhile fan(black guard) I know that aggressive mofo is going in like he’s not biting the plate but it’s gonna be clean Axe boy: I’m sorry but my boy Robbie not gonna push the kid(plus he lost his head and it’s in a sack so can he still even eat?) Violinist: considering he has a fire skin and probably sold his soul dude has nothing to loose he’s digging in that sh*t with a wide smile like,”yeah I did that” Hermit: maybe close or similar to jack Fools gold: same as Nortan in the survivor one maybe a bit more tough
tears in my eyes i never would’ve expected a vid like this from any idv creator ☠️ i agreed with this whole wack ass tier list but NORTON WOULD FUCK UP THAT PLATE DID YOU SEE HIM WITH THAT BREAD IN ASHES OF MEMORY
Bye the imagery in this video is so vivid I want to do fanart (I can’t because drawing 50 characters would kill me instantly) Also as a Frederick enjoyer why is his description so accurate
