Ranking Mario Odyssey Kingdoms If They Were REAL 

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Cap Kingdom’s early concept art had a ton of British inspiration so I guess that’s why the kingdom reminds you of London.

Fun video bro! Really enjoyed it! So here's my list: 01. Cap Kingdom: The residents are peaceful and the temperature is near perfect. It's got a very unique hat themed atmosphere that is basking in moonlight. Plus the bizarre, warped city in the background. Very viable for me, as long as I didn't look too closely at the fact that it's all kinda creepy and actually reminds me of Halloween Town from Kingdom Hearts. Albeit less obviously creepy. 1st Place! 02. Cascade Kingdom: Visually, it's gorgeous, with that scenic view and waterfalls. It is, also extremely dangerous. I love me some chain chomps, but in actuality, I don't want those things anywhere near me! Plus the T-Rex...yeah, I'll pass. Goodbye! 03. Sand Kingdom: I'm with you on the desert thing, cause while I do think there's an inherent beauty to the red sand and ancient ruins, it's just too hot. Anything over 100 degrees is a no go for me. Learned that one the hard way! My only other option is the other extreme, freezing below ground. I think the locals are adorable, but they clearly have x's in their eyes. Not for me. Goodbye! 04. Lake Kingdom: on the one hand, this place is hone to what seems to be an all female mer people. Naturally, I'd wanna try to smooth talk some of these ladies cause apparently i'm into weird stuff. That would result in one of two options, however. One, being the only male and something new and interesting, I score...alot! Or, this is a society of feminists and I end up hated. Then there's the obvious biggest point of contention. Too much water! To live here would require swimming. No thanks. Goodbye! 05. Wooded Kingdom: Avoiding the Deep Woods would be easy enough, and the rest ain't so bad. Fresh mountain air and forest. Sure it's mixed with robots, but they're actually quite friendly! No town though, or any amenities. This would really be survival living. So far, this is a solid choice. 2nd Place! 06. Cloud Kingdom: If the idea of heaven is resting on clouds, albeit fluffy ones, and nothing else...I'll pass. Goodbye! 07. Lost Kingdom: Wilderness for miles and poison in place of water. I'm out! Goodbye! 08. Metro Kingdom: It's an actual real life city, with all the comforts that affords. Plus Pauline is pretty cute. I'd defined try to be her superstar! 1st Place! 2nd Place - Cap Kingdom 3rd Place - Wooded Kingdom 09. Snow Kingdom: As much fun as slumming it with overweight shiverian dudes in the only cabin in the kingdom sounds, there's just too much frostbite literally everywhere else. I'm also not the biggest fan of racing. Moving on. Goodbye! 10. Seaside Kingdom: A beautiful, sunbathed beach does sound like every man's tropical paradise. The only drawback would be all the swimming required to reach one island to the next. Sure, the residents are all snails, but this is still the go to spot for tranquility and relaxation. Nice place to sip an umbrella drink and look at a magazine of girls. 1st Place - Metro Kingdom 2nd Place - Seaside Kingdom 3rd Place - Cap Kingdom 11. Luncheon Kingdom: I don't care if there's a festival. There's always an idiot parade. That doesn't change the fact that this place will result in one of two fates. One, you fall in pastel lava and die. Two, you eat yourself into oblivion and get so fat that you can't even roll far enough to the nearest cliff to throw yourself into said pastel lava! Goodbye! 12. Ruined Kingdom: This Kingdom is pure destruction ruled over by a vicious dragon. Goodbye! 13. Bowser's Kingdom: Let's just glaze over the charming, Japanese (or is it Chinese?) Architecture for a second. This place is Bowser's Kingdom. HIS Kingdom! There's a myriad of traps and the fact that everything is suspended in the sky means that one night of accidentally getting drunk on Koopa Sake, and there's a very real possibility of plummeting to a very long and scary death. I'm also not a big fan of how you have to have a magic cap to traverse from one island to the next. Doesn't sound very practical if you ask me. Goodbye! 14. Moon Kingdom: Now I would most definitely visit this wonderous place! Besides the obvious cool things like being in space and being able to jump super high, it's also a bizarre home to species of rabbits and frogs that don't require oxygen to live. As well as a church for some reason. Could make for a great place to have your wedding and the view of the Earth is pretty spectacular. That being said, I would have no desire to spend the rest of my days on such an isolated and gray world. Goodbye! 15. Mushroom Kingdom: Mario's homeland is actually very inviting when compared to the other Kingdoms. It's generally peaceful and inhabited by friendly Toads. Definitely a good place to relax. The whole land is even overseen by Princess Peach. A fair ruler who cares about her citizens. Of course, with a name like Peach, you can bet I'd be trying to beat Mario to the...uh, goal...Anyhoo, probably the only thing I'd want to try to avoid is the castle itself. Mario Odyssey can pretty it up all it wants, but I've played Mario 64. And those of us who have, know it's actually a very creepy place... Final Ranking: 3rd Place: Seaside Kingdom 2nd Place: Mushroom Kingdom 1st Place: Metro Kingdom (To the surprise of absolutely no one)

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Honestly, I would just live in Cap Kingdom. It seems so quiet and peaceful…

I’d love to see this for Sunshine and the Galaxy games too

I am legally required to make my version of this video now, I LOVE this video!

9:39 *😳🌨That "Michigan" Got Me Freezing Up My Nerves🌨😳*

Very nice, love the unique formatting. There have been a lot of tier lists lately, ranking a Top 3 and Bottom 1 is pretty refreshing.

my favorite location in all gaming history is Seaside kingdom from Mario odyssey. Number one for me.

Till this day the creepy kelp enemies (which are called Kambos) still creeps myself out.

Like the video ! I really enjoy seaside too! You should do it for Mario kart tracks!

You skipped Dark and Darker Side-

Dark Side and Darker Side are obviously doomed

My top 3 1 seaside 2 lake 3 mushroom

Dark Side: The rabbit-to-oxygen ratio is WAY too high. But the rabbits are cute. Goodbye! Darker Side: NO.

"Uhhhhhmmmmmm actually Plesiosaurs aren't dinosaurs🤓"

Ok I’ll admit that seaside is absolutely gorgeous and would be a pick for a living location for most, but I feel like there’s one factor that a lot of people overlook…the water in seaside is carbonated. Does ANYONE have any idea how weird that would feel???

🤓: Umm what about dark and darker side?

1 Metro Kingdom 2 Seaside Kingdom 3 Lake Kingdom 4 Mushroom Kingdom 5 Wooded Kingdom 6 Cap Kingdom 7 Cascade Kingdom 8 Cloud Kingdom 9 Sand Kingdom 10 Snow Kingdom 11 Lost Kingdom 12 Luncheon Kingdom 13 Moon Kingdom 14 Bowser Kingdom 15 Ruined Kingdom 16 Dark Side 17 Darker Side

Cap kindom is UK from the past Cap kingspm go brrrr

Some, if not most, of the Kingdoms you go to probably aren't the main part of the kingdom

My favorite kingdom in Mario odyssey is by far seaside kingdom because it’s so relaxing and I just love swimming and beaches. For living in it’s between metro and seaside for me as my favorite. in third place is probably wooded. I would love to visit luncheon, moon, and cascade but i don’t want to live in those places

Cascade kingdom would be amazing to live in Endless adventures Cool creatures

Ruined Kondom is the best dragon tame it and fly to any kindom

"H-E-double hell"

I wanna live in seaside tbh

not tryna be a nerd, but the dinosaur in cascade is actually a triceratops

Other games where you could figure out living in them: Paper Mario and its sequels

Dude make a vid of what they look like in real life

Please do Mario wonder it would have so many fun areas

I live in Florida so 80 degrees is light work

4:18 wait you have a fear for your mom?💀

1. Lake 2. Seaside 3. Wooded

6:17 da Dinosaur

bangers

That's. The. Boss. From. This. Kingdom

Video so far: I dont think it matters, but i'd have knocked the cascade kingdom out first rather than the sand kingdom but lake kingdom probably over seaside still tbh idk if that normal business looking woman can go to that festival in luncheon kingdom, i guess it might not be too bad to go very specifically to that part and then immediately leave same with the wedding hall in the moon kingdom, there's just a normal woman there, on the moon

I’d live in metro kingdom but vist luncheon London a lot

"late kingdom"

1:46 that's a triceratops

The spikey guys are called burbos

The people are Cappys

Dinosaurs were alive 1'000years ago pass I'm glad dinosaurs are alive!

not sure about lake because i cant swim

It’s not glass it’s a bubble

2:40 - 2:56 Then you better be thankful you weren’t a Saudi Arabian before King Abdulaziz took over Saudi Arabia.

what about dark side or darker side

in hungry so luncheon Kingdom

I would live in seaside or mushroom

Those are triceratops not stegosaurus

ITS A TRICERATOPS NOT A STEGOSAURUS

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2:45 Sucks to be me, Ok I live in a city but it is still in a desert so…

Metro kingdom?!? IT’S JUST A STUPID CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!