If Mario Wonder Badges Were REAL Tier List 

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the coin reward badge would be pretty useful if you had a job where mass killing your enemies was legal, like a SWAT team member or army veteran... just saying...

The ! block badge is also for reaching higher or hard to reach places, so for that hypothetical if you do have batteries at home but they're at the top shelf so you can't reach them, there will be ! blocks to help you reach that shelf, and that just makes it even better S+ tier.

There is one thing you are missing with these effects: You can de-equip badges in game, so presumably, you would be able to toggle your chosen badge ability as well. This would make the situationally useful badges like the expert badges or coin magnet much more useful.

I feel like the coin reward badge could be bumped up to at least a B tier, because it specifies enemies. That doesn't essentially mean people, you could just have $3 materialise in your bank account after killing a really annoying bug in your house or something like that

Having the sensor badge would be very helpful for thrifting, you could find valuable stuff being underpriced and get really good deals.

Coin Reward could actually be insane, because it doesn't only count people. Imagine if you got a dollar for every bug you killed.

Safety Bounce also works if you fall into a classic (no lava) pit, so there is a chance that it would work on would-be fatally long falls.

Step 1. Kill bugs with coin reward(I hate bugs so they’re my enemies) Step 2. Profit and no more bugs

The extra jump height and floating from the Floating High Jump badge is BETTER than the Wall Jump Badge, because you can reach high up places WITHOUT needing a wall. And also humans Don't jump high, so it is VERY useful

I think bugs could be considered enemies which would mean the coin reward is actually useful

I feel like any of the jumping ones need to take into account, people in real life don't jump that high. Would they make you jump/be boosted as high as in the game, and would you thus land and shatter all the bones in your legs because you crouched down too long? Or would you get an implied lack of fall damage?

Sensor would be so good as a kid. You could sense where the hidden presents are

The badges are physical objects so realistically you could take them off at any time and switch to another one.

7:47 I can imagine just sitting at a cash register at the store like “Sir you’re short a few dollars” “Hang on a second” *jumps* “Sir what are you- *jumps* Sir, can you please- *jumps* “SIR! YOU NEED TO STOP-“ *Jumps, gets 3 dollars* “Here you go” “WHAT THE F-“

As a ballet dancer, spinning while knowing where Im going is a skill Ive developed. Still, F tier.

I would be hyped for a Mario power up irl tier list lol, definitely will give it a watch if it ever gets made

9:44 "Look! Our baby is about to take his first st- OH MY GOD HE'S RUNNING AT 50 MILES AN HOUR"

Wall climb jump; allows you to get a little bit higher ONLY if you're near a wall. *A TIER* Crouching high jump: allows you to get higher, but ONLY if you crouch like a dumbass first. *S TIER* Floating high jump: allows you to jump higher and fall a little bit slower (so you don't damage your legs by de fall) without any conditions whatsoever *C TIER* *WHAT THE HECK???*

For coin reward, become an exterminator. Bugs are technically your enemies then.

Imagine the tomfoolery you could commit if you where invisible. Imaging just punching someone in a crowded place and letting the mayhem begin. You could pick up objects to make people think there floating. You could dress up like a bedsheet ghost and when someone take the sheet off of you boom no one is there! Imagine haunting someone’s house!

For coin reward, I think it includes anything alive, so if you pull grass out of the ground, boom, cash. A mosquito, Banda bing Banda boom, you’re paying off your house debt. If you’re an exterminator with a lot of business, you are the richest person in the world.

The rhythm jump badge would be stacked for the cha cha slide

In Mario wonder, the coin magnet only activates when you get close to a coin. So maybe it would kinda be the same in irl. I imagine it goes to your pockets when it activates.

As a bird hunter I would love the coin badge you put in F. Every time I get a bird I get both food AND money.

If you go into the master poplins house 3 times he’ll tell you he can disappear with the invisible badge plus at the beginning of every level Mario is visible till he activates it and he deactivates it at the end of every level

6:20 it makes the hotbar for the like and dislike buttons have a rainbow outline

Coin reward is S tier if you get money for anything you kill. Imagine stepping on ants and getting cash.

What if I have the sound off(?) badge in real life? Would my slaps be more playful?

Boosting spin jump is even worse than you described. It doesn't make you spin midair, it only activates if you spin midair (something Mario can already do). So even if that extra bit of height could be useful, you'd be completely unable to access it. Boosting spin jump doesn't actovate if you spin jump from the ground, you have to already be in the air when you start spinning.

If you think of these as actual badges you could change or take off later, invisibility would be S, Jet run around B, and Sound off would c because you could pull pranks on your friends but that is it.

Well since you become revealed in wonder if you turn on the lights, then just be under a light to not be invisible temporarily, it’s just that easy

When you trip and you jump into the ceiling 😂😂😂😂

I thing seeing ! blocks would be S because you could see things that no one else can, that gives you a crazy advantage.

Invisibility only lasts for the level, you clearly are visible on the flag pole when you go on it with that badge so

This is such a good video! A video about if you had to fight each enemy in real life would be so cool!

Coin reward IRL is basically just being an assassin

7:20 Rythum Jump would be an instant S tier, imagine getting roughly 500,000 dollars for one jump

you need to say "by smashing that like button" light up that button, also it works in any device, not just pc

If you were a farmer, the coin reward badge would be super good because you can pick the mushrooms and get $1

I think the ! Blocks would basically appear when you need them or to save you when your in danger or maybe you could get a power up out of it

for the coin reward one you can just stomp on bugs or just become an exterminator

Dolphin kick is just a real life swimming technique, it's faster than average swimming, but nothing crazy.

Sensor: Wait, I think there’s a really good deal over here or it could be I think MrBeast is behind me giving out money

Coin reward would be great for insect farms. You'd be a multi-millionaire just because you got a pair of stomping boots.

8:58 this one would make you unexpectedly steal other people’s money and the badge being to blame lol

You underestimate Coin Reward. Picture this: you wipe out an ant or yellow jacket colony. Ant colonies have upwards of 100k ants, yellow jacket nests can have several hundred or more.

Coin reward:Every time something bad happens you earn R$ 1 across the world so it doesn't matter where you are and where the bad thing happened you will always earn money

Meanwhile my brother being a deer hunter: I’ll take 100000 coin badges

Safety bounce: Every time you get hurt you just jump back and if you can't go in any direction you just jump high

As someone who’s really into metal detecting to the point where I go basically every day I can, sensor is S+++++ tier for me

Add ! Blocks, "Its just what I needed" When they said that, Did anyone else think Conkers Bad Fur Day's "Context Sensitive" sequence?

You open a question mark block and what you needed was a wife… 😂😂😂😂

Your treatment of expert badges is wrong because you can take them off

safety bounce would totally prevent stepping on lego

A human life is worth 100 coins, they gotta be super valuable

the well timed jump is the closest thing we have to a tripple jump badge, and... uh...

For wall climb jump, step 1: Learn how to walljump IRL

! Blocks: In addition to doing what he said, you can also get to places you normally can't go, basically blocks appear in places to help you reach the places

For coin reward just step on a ton of ants or something, all of those should count as enimies

If you are invisible and then stand in green light in which the boo hoos die, you become visible

Reminder that jumping high does not come with fall damage immunity

the rhythm jump badge would be insane though it seems to be a jump every 4 "beats" and you get one dollar if it's forced to be the same pace of the song in the video (i haven't played wonder im not sure if it changes)??? you can do a jump every second for a minute straight for $60 you could outpace every single job by just going full focus and trying to jump for an hour straight if you manage to jump every time perfectly for that hour, you would make $3,600 in an hour. even if you just do it within reason you can easily make over $100 a day just by casually doing a little hop every now and then!

Coin magnet:Money around you Go to you and starts spinning Around you Until you get the money and more valuable things it takes longer to get close to you and it doesn't matter where you are and when you get close to the valuable thing it will always reach you

UNDERATED CREATOR

10:15 remember, you can unequip badges in mario wonder

parachute cap would be awesome for ppl who live on higher floors of an apartment complex

Nah, this list aint cooking

3:53 tbf more likely you'd end up getting yourself flung face first into the pizza and Coca-Cola

The jet badge would be S if u wanna stop running just unequip the badge 💀

6:21 damn that "hit the like button" thing is actually really cool, I never knew that

my interpreting of saftey bounce is if you fell from somewhere high it would give u a tiny bounce to negate any damage

Coin reward: just mass kill a bunch of insects

Invisibility badge:Let’s do some trollllling

the floating high jump is just a trampoline jump every time you jump

The coin reward badge would be incredible, because you could hunt and get paid a lot, or if your job was to kill people legally (A soldier.) you would get paid extra.

Bro rlly put crouching high jump and wall climb jump in high tiers yet put floating high jump, WHICH IS PRACTICALLY THE SAME THING AS WALL CLIMB JUMP WITHOUT THE EXTRA WALL JUMP WORK, and put it in C💀💀

7:30 sir those coins are golden

i just though of a idea for the rythym jump one Step 1: Go to trampoline park Step 2: Profit

i think that the coin reward badge would work with killing anything, thus you could just be like, an exterminator and get billions per extermination.

pretty sure eating meat would also cause you to get coins since the coin reward badge is about defeating, same thing if youre a hunter

5:20 is true unless you work at a job where you are supposed to unalive someone like the army/government (kinda impractical because you would be earning lots of money anyway)

With invisibility irl, you wouldn't be able to see as you would need no light to hit you

Time for me to nipick it (sorry) floaty jump is basically wall climb without the wall, because you jump so high and can slowly float back down wall kick is kinda impractical because imagine jumping on your wall in your house and you bonk your head on the ceiling from the height or maybe you accidentally wall kick the cupboard or something idk timed jump would be so easy to do, because thats what people already do irl, but now with more height thats it for my rant : )

Here are some objections I have. I think you rank the badges that boosts you vertical height very inconsistently. Like you have the wall climb and crouching high jump super high, but not the floating high jump and timed high jump even though they essentially do the same thing, and in fact are less situational than wall climb since you don't need a wall? The grapple vine in Wonder doesn't seem to ever serve to grab stuff, only to bring yourself to surfaces you use the grapple vine in. Like if you use the grapple vine on the Coca Cola can, you won't bring the Coca Cola can to you, you will bring yourself to the Coca Cola can. It still could have it's applications and can be useful and fun, however it doesn't have the usefulness that you mentioned. Multiple people in the comment seems to have mentioned how you can kill bugs instead of humans to make coin reward more useful. The thing with Add ! Blocks, is that the ! Blocks would always be at the same place, and wouldn't refill, if we go by how they work in a Wonder level. So if we take the example of the batteries of your controller dying, and you getting your batteries from a block, you wouldn't get those batteries from the same block, because you already used them, and might need to find another different blocks. Because of that, you will reach a point where the useful blocks of your area will all be used, and might be forced to move to other places if you want the badge to keep its usefulness. That being said, if you use those blocks at platforms they will never go away so that's nice at least. That also means that if they block your path, they will be bad for you, but theoretically, those blocks should only appear the way they do if they help you so normally you shouldn't worry about this badge being a detriment. I just think it's not as useful as we might think. The sensor badge could be more useful if it allowed you to find useful stuff or stuff you lost. We don't know if it would do that though since there isn't really a situation in Wonder where it helps you find items like that. I just want to add to how bad the coin magnet is. You could accidentally steal people's money and that's not always cool. You don't always want to be a nuisance to people. Now if you are able to take off the badges, the expert badges can become more useful because you can use them only in the situations they are good in. Spring feet is the worst one though, because all the other vertical height badges can do that without making you bounce like an idiot all the time as long as you wear the badge. The jet run could be more useful, especially since it's the one that makes you go the fastest, but you do have to be careful. The invisibility badge however becomes godlike if you can just decide to become invisible when you want. It could be the most useful badges of them all in fact.

For jet run you could be so fast in the air where you could have enough air time to place springs below you with some random anti matter pocket with inf capacity and get infinite hight

! Block: OH NO IM SHORT ON MY TAXES oh hey an ! block with money

I see the “! Block” badge as 3 things. 1. It does nothing, as the badge is real, but the blocks aren’t. 2. There are ! Blocks around the world for whatever purpose. 3. You can place the ! Blocks, but because nobody else has the badge, only you can interact with them, therefore they will phase through them. So just tower up I guess?

The crouching jump would proably make you jump to high

8:44 THAT'S JUST FIND MY IPHONE. THAT'S JUST FIND MY IFON!-

The sensor badge can be like you lost something and need to find it and then The sensor finds it

I see people forget that the coins are very big and contain a lot of gold so the coin badge would be very useful

The sensor badge in my opinion it would be like if you lost your phone it would beep when it’s close

Sensor could also help you find lost things you might not have an air tag on

the coins are made of pure gold dude, so each one is like at least $100

6:15 need a better computer? Block. Bad at school? Block. (Cheat sheet)

the dolphin kick is already a thing lmao

The “hit the like button” thing works for mobile too

This is a good, unique idea, good video! You earned a sub.

sensor would help you find lost items around the house 10/10