You missed my favorite. Ye's verse on Cudi's "Erase Me" where he's talking about a girl named Aria, ending the verse with "I couldn't get my shit out anyway, I hope you die, Aria". A beautiful double entendre about poop and diarrhea.
Cole is undeniably one of the greats when it comes to modern mainstream rappers & he inspired me a lot back in HS but holy fuck this bar is hot garbage lol wtf was he thinking
The fact that he made an entire 14 and a half minute video about poop bars, without mentioning Eminem even ONCE, is outrage beyond human expression, and I want my money back.
That Lil Wayne "cuz the paper thick" can also be a double entendre. Paper can be a slang term for money and money is also printed on paper(in the us). So he's not saying he's rich because he can afford thick toilet paper, he's saying he has fat stacks of cash as well as having thick toilet paper.
I will always love what someone said before. Before publishing a track, you need to imagine Fantano reading the lyrics in a judgemental tone, and evaluate if you really want to go through with it.
You can make multiple episodes out of nothing but kodak bars. 3/5 of the first entries in this were kodak 😂. He’s obsessed with poopoo bars. It’s genuinely bothered me for years. Every time I hear a new song of his, I feel like I always hear a poop related lyric.
all time favourite is Fivio Foreign on spin music: "ice cream, scoopin'. shittin', poopin' (shittin', poopin'). I feel like the GOAT." this man rhymed scoopin with poopin for no reason, repeated it, and then declared himself the goat in the very next line
André 3000 on DoYaThing is one of the only rappers that could craft a fire verse almost entirely comprised of him repeating "I'M THE SHIT" for 4 minutes.
you missed kanye's verse on erase me. he named the girl aria and structured the whole verse with aria rhymes so he can have the final punch line be a diarrhea joke. the dedication is unmatched. "I couldn't get my shit out anyway, I hope you die, Aria"
Yeah except it doesn’t make sense lol. If you’re interpreting it as “I couldn’t get my shit out anyway, I hope you diarrhea” honestly sounds bad imo and wishing death on someone just to make that line is beyond me🤣😭 man just thought he came up with something genius but really not. All he did was fit two words together🫢
Nothing will top the moment in Welcome To My Hood (DJ Khaled) when Lil Wayne said "Shit happens and since I'm the shit, I'm who it happens too". FUCKING CHILLS
"I know I've been the shit, all these people full of me. I admit it, I'm full of myself too" by Mac Miller on Remember is an s tier poop bar that was left off this list. It's clever, it basically does everything an "I'm the shit" bar can do.
My favorite poop bar is from Ms. Lauryn Hill herself: *“So while you imitating Al Capone/I'll be Nina Simone and defecating on your microphone.”* CLASSIC!
yea thats pretty good. There's like two schools of thought for shit bars. Describing yourself shitting on someone else's style and calling yourself the shit.
did nina simone shit on al caponeßs microphone? or rather if al capone is imitation it might not be important, but did nina shit on a mic? or how is the bar clever?
Not that big of a Drake guy but I still think he has the best poop bar of all time with “I’m on a roll like Cottonelle I was made for all of this shit”
I thought the Wutang one was gonna be ODB when he said “I keep shit stains in my draws so I can spit somethin funky for ya” ODB leaving us with a classic!
I paused the video when Enter the Wu-Tang came up to rack my brain. I was for certain you would go with ODB’s “I get into sh*t, I let it out like diarrhea, got burnt once but that was only gonorrhea.” GZA’s line from Clan in da Front was fine but not what I expected. I thought you would at least mention that one afterwards. Still, I was laughing hysterically throughout just about the entirety of this.
i’m laughing hysterically for the better part of the video. it’s the seriousness with which he’s commenting the bars and how seriously he implements the word ‘poo’ in the sentences. i just can’t lmao
There was a Vice article several years ago that compiled all of Wayne's poop references that I revisit often. My favorite is probably either "Shit as I sit and wait for the war to begin" from "Dear Anne" or "Shit don't stank when you shittin' in the bank" from "Higher than a Kite" by Nicki Minaj
One that I feel was missing, in that it's simple, yet effective in part due to its placement in song as well as just...delivery? "I'm the shit, I will fall off in your crib, take a shit" from Nobody Speak, Nobody Gets Choked, in part because it's matched with "I am crack, I ain't lion, kick a lion in his crack." Killer Mike actually makes it sound kinda cool.
