Can’t really blame him, imagine having the power and ability to have reviews come back to you exclusively from gorgeous women; while not necessarily ethical, it has to be intoxicating. I wish that level of temptation on no one. Not that Instagram models are all the cream of the crop let’s be Frank haha!
The two ladies would audibly gasp at the sight of the 16-year-old Aubrey, recognizing that this would be the kid that would release their favorite Drake album, Certified Lover Boy, in the future. "I’m a lesbian!" One of the women would shout out before falling onto her knees crying.
I’m sure the two of them thought that they were being really clever by using entire pages for single sentences, but all I’m thinking when I see that is: “Damn, what a waste of paper.”
Drake wrote his Master thesis on the use of stream of consciousness and the impact it had on the reader's relationship with Mr. Bloom in Ulysses, so, I think he'd know what it means
@lexeevaly1302 I don't get why you would make fun of Mr. Graham. He was a GTA for my modernist literature class at the University of Toronto and he was always professional and insightful
This is the exact type of shit I could imagine drake writing while laying on his bed with his legs up drinking a pumpkin spice latte with a vanilla scented candle lit next to him at 1am.
Would love to read Ye's book. With scriptures like "I hate being cancelled. It's awesome." , "Eric Harris was a sensitive man", and "What she order? Grimace Shake"
Fr, seems most people seems to be oblivious to the fact that "i think everyone brings something to the table" is just the idea of the New testament taken to the absolute end of it lol, I'd love to see that explained in a couple pages
@@amirtaj4323 do you just think about a baseless allegation against someone about being a pedophile all day every day? seems a little projecty to me idk man, yes he dmed millie but if u got any evidence of him definitively romantically pursuing a minor then let me know
Bruh as a producer I'm just honestly listening for some fire beats at this point. For inspiration ofc. If Drake doesn't come correct on the album Boi1da and 40 will atleast drop some heat for sure🔥
The thing that has always bugged me about Drake's music writing is that he found this passive aggressive niche and just stayed in that lane. It's kinda irritating lol
He's the one that started the whole "one bar diss" trend where a rapper will throw a subliminal in a random bar on a song for seemingly no reason instead of just making a diss track or at least devoting a couple bars to a person. It's so irritating, if you're going to throw a barb SAY THEIR NAME DRAKE
The screenshot that was going around a couple of weeks ago showing a page that just said "There's two types of women: those who give head and those I don't like" might seem like a dumb joke but I genuinely think it gives insight into who Drake is. The dude really is a creepy weirdo who would likely be an incel if he wasn't famous.
I had to scroll down way too far to finally see someone talk about this line. I was deadass so put aback, its so disgusting. Like how tf Drake just saying women as a whole to him are either just walking mouths to give him head, or might as well not exist. like thats some shit you see from decades ago and are like “damn they were so sexist back then” except its so new and by someone who is still so widely liked and respected ???? like how is that okay to say at all i'm so baffled by this shit. so fucking disgusting.
So it's a low-effort, absurdly minimalist, tedious and whiny exercise in narcissism, largely written by someone else anyway. An astounding departure from Drake's usual work then.
A book of empty aphorisms for Drake fans to feel smarter in conversation. Just take any one-liner and conflate it with your own experiences, and you'll unlock the true message: that Drake is literally you. Now buy his fucking album.
There’s no way Drake ever played metal gear solid. And if he did he’s probably too stupid to even comprehend it given his interpretation of Mother I Sober
I've joked in the past about Drake being what happens if you made a Spotify algorithm sentient, but the more I hear of his works (largely through you these days), the more I feel like I'm not actually far off that assessment.
It’s great that the title and author credits seem to provide more content that any of the pages in the book, so yeah I guess titles do ruin everything.
It takes a very high IQ to understand Drake's penmanship so it is understandable you would be mistaken in such a manner, but the "Y'all more liquid than solid" page is likely referring to the fact that Humans are a majority water. This is also used as a vehicle to refer to people as non-solid in the colloquial sense as well.
@@romaretaylor9953 my fault then “depends on writers”. I don’t doubt drakes writing ability but clearly he does if every track and subsequently book he puts out has a plethora of other mfs names in the credits for writing.
@@romaretaylor9953 why would I care what he thinks? I like what I like, and he likes what he likes. I can use his opinion to see if I want to buy something, other than that I do not care. It's not like he's my friend, he is an internet stranger.
I genuinely could not dispel the idea that this, without a shadow of a doubt, must have been a satire. There's no way Drake's book was 100 pages of him putting discarded lyrics onto pages, and Fantano was clowning on him again.
