The Worst Industry Plants 

this broke me adffsnfhdalhad

Fuck zodiac signs which one are you......

lmfao

LMAO

Lollll🤣🤣🤣

The angstiest angst

Dam, now I’m having some quarter-life angst about this hypothetical teen angst-angst.

As an angsty teen, I will be glad to be angsty about this on your behalf it just costs like 1 soul or something

Teenage angst has paid off well now I'm bored and old

@@rileywilson7434 self appointed judges judge more than they have sold

I’m going to start telling people that I’m smart-ass and wildly irrelevant.

@@deadfr0g A+

Maybe Eminem, but he doesn’t have a case anymore after his last albums lmao

I'm putting that in my Tinder bio, fam.

Their whole description paragraph doesn't sound at all like how an independent group would describe themselves.

and "they like tiktok trends" too. It's obvious that the song that lists all of the exes was obviously trying to become a tiktok trend

honestly i think they kinda nailed the stereotypical female twitter zoomer with the lyrics

@Gabriel Grillo my timeline says otherwise

@@jojivlogs_4255 keep looking then hunty

@@neurodiverseintrovert9238 ok twitter zoomer stay mad

@@jojivlogs_4255 Hi, fellow zoomer here. I dont use twitter a lot, but I can say that this band's lyrics are more similar to an old dude on its 40s understanding of feminism: "Men bad, women good, women want us dead, we are oppressed"

That fits very well, there’s nothing more punk than autotune and tik tok memes

grrrlboss music

Gross

Fr! Most of their songs are parodies/sound like other popular songs just about their sex lives

LOL

So loaded diaper but bad

@@ALIEN-DUDEso basically löded diper but make it twitter women lmfao

Fuck Johnny rotten the rest of them seem cool tho

@@samstuff8554 Sid Vicious?

The Clash as well if I recall correctly (who I respect a million times more than the Sex Pistols)

I think its okay to be an industry plant as long as you're good, when you're set up for success you're automatically holding yourself to a higher standard, this is where Tramp Stamps takes the big L.

sex pistols sucked ass though. lots of punk bands from their time (or very close) who made much better music.. Mainly American bands tbh lol Stuff like the Clash is cool too though. Like another dude above said the sex pistols weren't actually about anything it was just cringey edge lord shit "I am an anarchist! I am an anti christ!" I think Johnny Rotton has even said he never believed any of the shit he said in his songs he was literally just rhyming things and trying to be controversial. Thats lame to me lol

GOOODDDD that pisses me off like they dont know or care who fuckin paved the way

You’re no Rock n Roll Fun.

So to them, bands like Bikini Kill, L7, Bratmobile, PJ Harvey, Hole, Babes In Toyland and others don’t exist. If they’re going to jump into a genre like this, at least do your research and wear your influences on your sleeve.

Seriously, like doesn’t one of them write songs for a living and another work for a publishing group? How can you be a trained musician or even work in the industry and not know about riot grrrl

@@AGrrrlsTwoSoundCents I can see industry professionals not knowing about it if that's just not their musical niche, but it's a little strange if you're specifically about feminist punk.

lindsey lohans band from frreaky friday would kick the tramp stamps ass

Loded Diper > Tramp Stamps

A low budget made for TV movie 😂

every scott pilgrim band is like pink floyd next to them

Several timez (Gravity falls) > Tramp Stamps

God I hate that. Hitting notes outside of your range without being taught proper techniques for achieving a chest/head mix and working on it extensively is such a fast track to wrecking your voice. You see it all of the time (I’m looking at you, singing competition shows) and it goes unaddressed so frequently.

I feel like she wants to sound more masculine to seem edgy and "not like other girls"

Considering how “classically-trained” she apparently is, this comes off as a cynical and boringly-competent performer looking at punk music, and having their only takeaway be that they’re supposed to sing incorrectly.

@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick this is such an accurate description it physically hurts my soul 😂

It was probably the idea of some corporate bureaucrat that she sings in a higher register. That's what I thin happened to Brittany Spears, they had her sing higher than what her natural range was.

punk fashion is mostly how you want to look, but damn they don't look like it at all. their hairstyles are just normal and the only closest thing they have to punk is their hairdye, which itself was probably a marketing idea to appeal to kids and teens

they look like they searched "e-girl costume" on amazon and used it

@@tammydawg69 honestly the hair makes them look like they work for troom troom

@@yeet1066 In 1988 their hair would have been edgey

It could've only been more obvious if they called themselves "the e-bimbos"

@@bimbowithadegree420 featuring Chrissy Chalpeca.

@@celyne1820 omg can imagine? That would've been the ultimate "how do you do, fellow kids" move

Are tramp stamps really coming back? That's unfortunate.

@@morganghetti Well it's honestly just women trying to stop the negative stigma surrounding them. I've seen tons of pictures of them on Pinterest. Very popular with the Lana Del Rey/Arctic Monkeys crowd of people.

100%

@@ranivacar yea I'd rather die than put a picture of my ex's on my social media🤢🤮🤮🤮

I mean ur absolutely right but every major artist is doing this. just think bodyodyodyodydo and I’m pretty sure dababy did something similar. It’s just the state of the music industry rn

@@alexmcfly276 agreed, i think people are aware of it but let it slide because of the artist, i saw ariana grande stans talk about how her last album was clearly made to trend on tiktok but they were fine with it. I think in tramp stamps case it’s a combination of many things, the failed relatability, the sexist and rapey lyrics, the terrible attempts at trying to erase their digital footprint, etc. I don’t personally like music designed to trend on tiktok because it usually doesn’t sound good past the 30 seconds that go viral but yeah.

@@alexmcfly276 bodyodyody makes my ears bleed

You can tell they were posers 😂😂a bunch of emo/goth chicks labels wanted to turn into a misandrist punk band

Nice pfp bro, wobblies have my respect

Here in The Netherlands, we litteraly have free tampons at universities

@@LuciusGeronimo could be making $ off those tramps

Nothing is free

@@greatcoldemptiness exactly! Stop giving hundreds of billion dollars to mega-corporations in tax cuts every years and we could all have free healthcare, college, and birth control!

they remind me of the joke video from years ago “raven the princess of darkness”

They have the most pinterest makeup ever... they couldn't even do the heavy alt eyeliner that they could have found from scrolling on tik tok for 3 seconds

right? their makeup is so dated. they don’t have a MUA? someone to at least pay attention to trendy makeup styles?

They look like 2016 instagram beauty influencers doing a "goth" makeup challenge

@@rickilydickily raven the ACIDBATH princess of darkness. God what a good time

We should expose these kind of people more, because they're becoming the same exact monster they think they're trying to fight

@@davidkonevky7372 this is very true. It’s an unfortunate aspect of the human condition that the oppressed are often just oppressors waiting their turn. Today’s victims are often tomorrow’s tyrants, hurt people hurt people and all that. Like the kid who was bullied taking any opportunity to pick on someone even smaller/weaker than they are. The thing is we aren’t beasts and we are capable of recognizing and breaking these patterns, we just need to acknowledge them and that they are wrong

@@brettc6132 exactly

@@brettc6132 Like the way so many of us nerds who grew up insecure and sometimes bullied became gatekeepers and bullies (usually targeting women and people of color) the moment nerd culture became mainstream?

@@maximeteppe7627 yep, exactly like that. Or the way children who are abused so often grow up to be abusive themselves. Rather than developing empathy for the oppressed and the victimized, many people instead let their insecurities and other fears become the dominant driving force of their actions. It’s sad, but as long as our culture celebrates competition over cooperation (despite human beings having more than sufficient evidence to see that we achieve our greatest feats together, and that one great person will always only be as great as their willingness to work with others) we will always see people who are simply waiting for their chance to “even the score”, as it were, by getting the be the victimizer for a change.

No no you’re on to something

omg i actually love this

Please that would actually be wonderful

That's actually a pretty fucking dope name for a band now that I think about it

It just needs to be some variant of hardcore punk or maybe even egg punk that just does nothing but shit on pop-punk.

Society sucks! Now give me my paycheck!

It really does just smell of dated pop feminism

more👏🏿female👏🏿tax dodgers👏🏿

They give me TERF vibes

It’s 100% what a boardroom full of San Francisco liberals thinks punks are like lmao.

Yeah that was so terrible, the fact that they thought they could get away with that was astounding

if bikini kill was in 2021 their bio would be ironic like "listen to our music whores"

@@janaekelis meh

It was like reading the press release for the New Wendy's Cheesy Garlic Burger.

@@outis439-A i have no clue what that means but uh ok !

Nailed it.

@@crucifyrobinhood Wtf are you talking about?

@@papasscooperiaworker3649 If you have to ask...

@@crucifyrobinhood take your meds schizo

Sony DIY Division

One of them's a Trump supporter, sooooo...

@@ThePhantomSafetyPin Oh color me SHOCKED 🙄

Meanwhile Millenial Conservitaves.........

Do you remember what website that is? Sounds pretty interesting.

@@ReneeMcNeely Sorry. I can't remember the name and I can't find it in search engines. It may not even exist anymore.

And sounds like shrieking cats

They look like 30 year olds in Halloween costumes

someone really needs to look up if one of their daddies work in music production

@@issacmariscal8810 as a 30 years old man, all I can say is that it's pretty accurate.

They look like TIK TOK Hole.

Feels like they are trying to catch the ashnikko train but got ran over instead.

Someone literally asked them on Tumblr if they were not like other girls and they responded "YASSSS!!!!🥰😌🤪🤩😜"

They should rename themselves "Snake Arms" now, just to lean into that

No, they are literally "We're just like the other girls" The band

They'll never be as cool as millionaires

She’s still an industry plant but like, yeah

he truly seems to be a lana hater or something, from the beginning. so weird

>”literally Italian” Good lord lol

this unintentionally sounds like alt right nordic supremacists who call italians black

The whole tumblr side of it is an equally hilarious story, eh? We ran them off in less than two days.

@@adity.atiwari Italians weren’t white for ages in the USA .

@@cameronhowe1110 yoooooo god bless america

So true so sad

Its quite sad to see. I hope he try's again and really pushes him out of the trench he's in.

honestly hope he makes it out of the bottom, maybe he could make a song one day discussing his journey

Ikr, when he comes out from the bridge he should come out with a song called Started From the Bottom....it might go big you never know

hopefully those Degrassi checks can sustain him for awhile while he continues to grind his hustle

Actually, what you say brings up a question I've had. Can you be a "low fi" punk band but still have good sound equipment?

​@@nathanclark2424 Thats hard to answer properly. What do you mean by good sound equipment? We all played what we had the means to get our grubby mitts on. Our guitar player played a real nice ESP with aftermarket active pickups through a Fender hotrod amp. Our Bass player had a cheap 100$ pawnshop bass he played through this old Carvin 150 watt bass amp. I had (still have) a beat up old pearl export set of shells with various lines of Zildjian cymbals, my best identifiable ones being titanium new-beat hi hats that were given to me. I'd say our equipment was mid-range for the gear that I saw in the local scene. There were kids with well-off parents that had 5 thousand dollars worth of drum set alone in their pop-punk band. Other bands with guitars made out of spare parts and no resonator heads on their drums.

what if grlwood sucked shit

I could understand if Dr Luke tried this back in 2002.

@@wolfvanderbijl they already do

Like the sex pistols

@@LOLquendoTV man, say what you will about the Sex Pistols, but at least they were semi-groundbreaking in what they did.

Marina did it too for Electra Heart but that at least made sense, cause it was a character

Exactly

@@kundatrix That was a wig, I believe

It's like the brand new guitars with worn look of haircuts

Its called balayage, root melt or ombre (all variations of a similar look). It has been pretty popular for a long time. I've had my hair dyed in a similar way since I was 16, I'm 35 now.

🤣🤣

BPD AND ECSTASY

@@jackjones4248 CONCEDED WITH NO SELF ESTEEM

@@luckpup2766 SHE'S A TEENAGE DREAM IF YOU HATE YOURSELF

@@NoFlu WITH BRIGHT DYED HAIR AND OBNOXIOUS CLOTHES

What's the significance of "bug ass" lol? If any, obviously

@@ballisticcranberrypeat7777 None, someone just posted a picture of a honey ant, an ant that fills with honey and, well, the ass grows. Then, everyone started commenting and reblogging their posts with "bug ass" and pictures of the ant, as well as other tumblr stables such as kung pow penis.

@@annie-tz9jy Didn’t they say that they weren’t white cause one of the members was Italian 😭😭😭

@@annie-tz9jy That's a lot more than I ever expected honestly, thanks a lot

@@annie-tz9jy I still don’t understand why they would delete because of that... They would’ve gained much more respect from people if they shitposted back. Also a self proclaimed tumblr girl shouldn’t be ran off by a photo of an insect LMAO

What does accusing men of being incels do

@@juliusebola9389 can't see the relevance with my comment?

@@juliusebola9389 a little late here, but hi there! incels are considered to have toxic masculinity because of these things: 1. they refuse to seek help from others, even though a lot of them know that they're not going through a good stage in their life. (i would assume most of them would be aware since they label themselves as incels.) 2. They shame sensitive men & boys and they avoid any intense emotional expressions. (i.e they believe that men shouldn't cry as it's 'too feminine' and that it makes them a soyboy.) 3. they crave (OR in some cases, DEMAND) sexual intimacy and intellectual dominance. 4. They devaluate women, seeing them only as sex objects and lower beings to men. (a popular theme in the incel community is where they dehumanise women, calling them femoids and such.) Most believe that women are to blame for incels not being able to get laid. 5. This kind of circles back to no. 2, they condemn anything feminine within another man, or they equate having affection for another man as being sexually attracted to them. Being an incel and having toxic masculinity come hand in hand. The things I've listed are things that define toxic masculinity. Sleeping around often and being successful with women as a man shouldn't immediately be deemed as being toxic masculinity unless that man does those things above. By definition, an involuntary celibate is a man who struggles with having sexual partners even though he wants one, so he blames everything on everyone else rather than acknowledging that maybe HE might be the problem. But, people need to realise that not every man who struggles with getting sexual intimacy is an incel So, if you AREN'T those things that I've listed, you technically don't have toxic masculinity. It really all depends on what you do and how you treat women (or just people in general) around you. Not how many partners you have. Anyone who says otherwise, and I'm saying this as respectfully as I can, is wrong and should do more research on toxic masculinity instead of throwing it around like a buzzword at any chance they get just because they saw it once on a random internet post. Basically, whenever someone accuses a man of being an incel, I'm going to assume it's because the dude was being a prick and misogynistic. I apologise if my comment didn't make any sense, I tried my best though.

Based

@@juliusebola9389 I don't know any feminist who would call a man abuser or toxically masculine just for being promiscuous. You can be the most masculine man in the world. As long as you don't reinforce the idea that someone is less of a man if he is not masculine enough, you are not toxically masculine. Just masculine. Or you can be a really feminine guy or not be a guy at all. If you shame men for not being masculine enough in society's standarts, you are reinforcing toxic masculinity. Opposite of an incel is not automatically toxically masculine. An incel is probably reinforcing toxic masculinity though, I've browsed through enough incel forums to know that. Also, I haven't accused anyone of being an incel. I would call them out on their incel ideas but that isn't the same as labeling them as such.

still a plant then right?

I think melons are technically gourds not fruits, but I’m not sure.

@@tunesnmusicandstuff2063 🙄

Industry Legume

@@tunesnmusicandstuff2063this comment section does not live by Technicalities

They actually only wear doll skill clothes lol

@@koyai thats so fucking funny.

Perfect take

this is so fucking accurate lmao

most likely

bug ass

Lmao I'm actually proud of tumbler for once

bug ass

@@mirinewman bug ass my man

@@mirinewman why are you saying that?

Just be like K-pop and don't lie about it.

Yeah I mean, in the end K-pop isn't that bad, at least the message conveyed is mostly positive, whereas Tramp stamps... well

@@staywithme7861 no. The K-Pop Industry is one of the examples why current day capitalism sucks on a shitload of levels.

Though you are right some may be over produced and slick as hell like a shiny object, some are really good. Some actually have soul when you dive into it. Still though all artists are products, kpop or not

There really trying to get sexually confused teens to listen to them and that’s super disgusting to me

In case you didn't see, their hair is died in the traditional flag colors of bisexuality so taking shots at their sexuality isn't here or there

All your complaints are justified but there are plenty of gay people who are also interest in dating the sams sex and are just finding who they want to find, nothing wrong with her claiming to be gay and wanting to date men sometimes too.

@@McNippyG These people aren’t actually gay though they are using it to gain popularity

@@sittingyak wdym?

The Zoomers shall decide your fate

Much gratitude to the much esteemed TikTokers and Zoomers for your research and work among the Tramp Stamps controversy.

@@chickenwarrior94 AMONG 😦

@@PTEC that reads kinda sus... Doesn't it?

@@seanstevens7633 'What word from the TikTokers, my liege?'

Reminds me of palm mall Muzak, but I actually enjoy that very much

This is what vaporwave aspires to be

CAPITALISMCORE 😂😂

Or maybe posercore

Why is it that I feel like you don't know what capitalism is.

If you're trying to be punk, you already failed imo

Not gonna say that punk's dead, but punk definitely isn't thriving

THANK YOU for bringing up pussy riot I love them so much

@@ewwpoorpeople5684 nah it's thriving you just gotta look at local scenes

ого люди которые думают что пуси райот это музыкальная группа... панк рок группа...

Man, you must REALLY like fall out boy

@@sharibyaku yeah, I've liked them since 2007 when I was in middle school!

@@Polarpancakes infinity on high was the first CD I ever purchased

Trueee

yess!

@@craydehiyade3862 when they try super hard to pander to those demographics and those people turn around and say this sucks that’s pretty relevant

@@craydehiyade3862 good lord get a brain

@@craydehiyade3862 Missing the point dude.

@@craydehiyade3862 I mean... it’s weird when white girls complains about white people 😅 while also doing the very thing that POC are complaining about

@@haleyg4250 top tier super genius respond lmao

Ladies and gentlemen....... Punk........ Punk is advocating sexual assault.......... Punk.........

yea also if you want to make fun of someone at least make fun of the things they CAN control, like being and asshole, not of the things they CANNOT control, like erectile disfunction

it's literally sexual assault, body shaming, and sexism all in one line and it literally sucks

But its okay, guys. A woman said it so everyone will forget about it and noone will be held accountable.

imagine the roles reversed , the band would be in jaiil right now lol

GOD

Deadass

Nooo 😂

Mom can we get Hex Girls? We have Hex Girls at home. Hex Girls at home:

Dont insult the hex girls like that.

Who has?

LMAO

one of them was a trump supporter who tweeted the n word a solid couple of times so yeah... quite literally I think they would have been LMAO

fr my first thought was these girls look like theyd call me a slur-

Aren't they the man-haters though???

@@papasscooperiaworker3649 the drummer is literally married to the straight white guy she wrote about

@@papasscooperiaworker3649 that's the point, they're just blandly saying they hate white men while not actually having any stake in the emotional reasons people say that, because they're cute white girls who benefit from those white men all the time

Fantano: joueehhh dah vrrrvvrr

joie de vivre is a great emo band tho

One of the singers in seminal anarcho punk band Crass called herself Joy De Vivre.

Yeh-Yeh Punk sounds like it could be wild and I want to hear it

I've heard punk bands use more complex phrases. They're college students and high school loners, they get wordy and philosophical as hell.

This type of this still sort of works, though. It just works better on Twitter instead.

@@nah1557 I wouldn’t say that, there’s always an audience for this sort of thing that generates a lot of retweets and shares.

I think you're missing that pop-punk is making a comeback somewhat.

@@LongMasterWolf nah we've been here the whole time. Its just the little ol' edgy kids finding edgy new music. None of the bands arising are pop punk tho except maybe a few are a bit, but mostly pop vibes than pop punk vibes. The only reason this band blew up is because its funny and ppl are bullying them.

@@mcholy333 From what I have heard from lists of up and coming "pop punk acts", it's mostly hip hop. Just with a sunny pop punk aesthetic.

yeh. melon.

@@punkisinthedetails1470 a melon plant 🌱 hahahhahahaha

An industry plant based diet

@@scoobydoo89765 10pts

There can only be one.

The wannabe alt girls who definitely bullied the alt girls in high school 👀

i was bullied in middle school alot for being emo and now all the girls that bullied me say im a poser when they're just egirls 😐. that whole energy is what the band screams out.

@@codeinexrist f them, people who bully others are insecure . Have an awesome day!

@@tanner1ful omg thank you, and you too! you really made my day!!

@@tanner1ful most of the time bullies aren't insecure, just like trolling

I can totally see that

I'm having stealing Madd Dogg's rhyme book flashback

What like Love Fist

Even Trevor would be disgusted by them

The virgin Tramp Stamp fan vs the chad Love Fist enjoyer

they probably paid someone on fiver for that bio

@@360.Tapestry a bio like that? probably written by a PR robot from their record label. it might've actually turned out to be more "authentic"-sounding if they got some rando from fiver to write it lmao

" So spit that s*it from the heart you didn't write like you wrote it"

@@aliceramenhead stop parading your ignorance with such overconfidence like a typical netard. i'd go further to put you on game, but i'm not interested in doing you any favors. stay stupid lmao

"Whip smart" is something only smug executives write about women

WHAT

ARE YOU SERIOUS

Oh and she's "Pro cousin loving cousins" and justifies it with "We owe so much to the cousin loving cousins community" because a lot of people in the past were insestious and some of them happened make innovations for humanity

@@rasmusmalmberg6468 oh my god! Ew!

@@rasmusmalmberg6468 gonna need a source on that, sounds fake as fuck

They're like if the "I made a sandwich for the CEO of racism" guy wasn't being ironic.

@@themadkraken1912 this but replace CEO of racism with "straight white guys"

Lmao

ok, this is funny!

Bwahahahaha

LMAO JESUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMFAO

And they failed, because a rotten seed cannot sprout into a healthy plant

@@juannaym8488 failed? They were HUGE. Couldn't escape Closer back when it came out, they were on the top of the world for a while, that's not failing. Tramp Stamps will fade out in a couple of months.

@@juannaym8488 lmao Chainsmokers were successful as fuck, what

@@tetristech9732 for like, half a year

@@luisyupari all they did was Selfie in 2015 and then in 2017 they had a few songs that played a lot for like 6 months. That was it They absolutly failed

This! They feel like an experiment

This is literally what a 54-year-old marketing exec thinks his kids would be into.

it's all a psyops

His real name is Ja Ja Hanks. The industry forced his hand and he went with Chet.

@@xwhite2020 the call him Chet because it’s Tehc backwards, and he spits like a TEC

Just like Drake

He's got some "interesting" tattoos

Chet Baker is authentically a trumpet player turned heroin addict

lmao

At last, the true identity of _Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way_

lol they wish they would be blamed for writing that. Might give them some legitimacy.

BAHAHAH

NOT MY IMMORTAL I- 💀

They look like they’re on a packet for party city wigs

i like your intagram account

@@tomhorth899 sub to his yt it's sick

they are one of the bands that exist

One of the bands of all time, for sure.

How could you say something so controversial, yet so brave

yeah man i feel you. that shit was really obnoxious lmfao

i don't even like good charlotte, but the way their fake punk voices sound lmao

Curling my toes 😖

@@JohnDarksoul69 As pretentious as I may sound, I just don’t feel any authenticity in their sound.