Reading Mean Comments with John

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Week two of Pizzamas begins with a REUNION VIDEO!
This time, I realized that we can search our comments for "John looks like" and "Hank looks like" and similar things to find who (and what) people think we look like over the years. Having literally hundreds of thousands of comments on this channel is an amazing honor, honestly. Reading through comments from deep in the history of this channel was really wonderful.
Also, very funny.
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4 ноя 2018

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@vlogbrothers 5 лет назад

HANK DID NOT PUT A LINK TO PIZZAMAS STUFF SO I WILL! All the Pizzamas stuff is ONLY AVAILABLE for the next few days. Get it now! Today's the day you put my face on your torso! store.dftba.com/collections/pizzamas -John

@munjee2 5 лет назад

Does hank think being compared to Tom hanks is insulting?

@salemi7438 5 лет назад

And the moral of the story is VOTE!!!

@nadiasilver5762 5 лет назад

Finger pointing + brother shaming = shade

@Randomyoutubevideosforyou 5 лет назад

ru-vid.com

@poppy4674 5 лет назад

I think the website is over populated. I can't access it at all.

@emmafrankly 5 лет назад

JAMES POTTER WAS MISCAST. THE FILMS RUINED THE TRAGEDY OF THE POTTERS' EARLY DEATHS. IN THIS ESSAY I WILL

@moiradarling97 5 лет назад

I know! During that whole part of the I was like “they were only 21...21... they were young adults...” and then they looked it up and I felt bad that they didn’t know.

@AnnikaOakinnA 5 лет назад

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WRITE THE ESSAY 100% YOU HAVE PASSED HERE IS YOUR DIPLOMA IN BEING CORRECT THEY WERE CHILDREN THEY WERE ALL JUST CHILDREN

@illfayted 5 лет назад

I totally agree, but I also understand that people who were actually young adults when the first film came out wouldn't make very good unchanged, unaging ghost parents by the time the last film came out. 🤷

@emmafrankly 5 лет назад

@@illfayted I mean, they could have gotten a lot closer. Like, a lot.

@manicpixiecurse5337 5 лет назад

illfayted Actually they could have achieved the effect by casting 20 yr olds and then deaging them through CGI every time they needed to

@sarahdouglas7403 5 лет назад

I enjoy the fact that most of these are like "Wow, these guys with hair and glasses look vaguely like other guys with hair and glasses."

@feliciya7152 5 лет назад

True that. 😂

@rusted_ursa 5 лет назад

As a person with hair and glasses, I can attest that we pretty much all look alike.

@Bluey306 5 лет назад

now that hank changed his glasses to some wider frames, he, with his hair and glasses, looks even more like john with his hair and glasses. they could be BROTHERS.

@ahman5612 5 лет назад

Bernard from Megamind though, that one freaked me out.

@sarahdouglas7403 5 лет назад

@@ahman5612 This one is highly accurate. I completely agree.

@ilknure.6261 5 лет назад

Mean comments in real world vs. Mean comments in vlogbrothers............. I guess I'll just live here.

@thatsathingrebekah 5 лет назад

Burçe İlknur Ekşi I was just thinking that.

@RialVestro 5 лет назад

At first I didn't understand what you were talking about because I forgot that this was suppose to be mean comments... I've heard meaner comments from Kindergartners... and at that age mean comments is just calling mean people "meany head" which is more cute and funny than actually mean.

@enlightedjedi 5 лет назад

So this is an unreal tournament :)!

@mohammedjalloh7658 5 лет назад

I’m one minute in and these aren’t even that bad like at all lol. Just comparing them to people. I screamed at the lamborgini guy comparision though haha

@TheMrAshley2010 5 лет назад

@simsamsammie 5 лет назад

The comment about hank looking like a startup exec straight up murdered me

@enlightedjedi 5 лет назад

So an Ouija board is your keyboard now:)!

@rileyriley8123 5 лет назад

Lmao sorry for the unintended death.

@SnowyEvans 5 лет назад

@avimohan6594 5 лет назад

It murdered a *lot* of people (writing from the "afterlife," by the way).

@Amberpawn 5 лет назад

*whispers quietly from the back* ...Hank is a startup exec...

@bekkayya 5 лет назад

most wholesome mean comments of all time

@samiorigami 5 лет назад

@PTNLemay 5 лет назад

More of a gentle roast.

@3mry_ 4 года назад

@weltfenos1021 5 лет назад

"john looks like tired man trying to look wide awake" He says as john looks so sleepy

@BertGrink 5 лет назад

As far as I could tell, John seemed to agree to that one.

@mashalahmad4705 5 лет назад

Oh wow. I'm john.

@xtxpxhx 5 лет назад

Honestly, same

@munjee2 4 года назад

When I read that I was thinking how inaccurate that is since he isnt even trying to hide that he's tried in this one

@eriebe4738 3 года назад

One of the fun side effects of anti-anxiety meds is that you will never look quite alert. 🥱

@dilsdoes 4 года назад

you honestly cannot open with "john green looks like the guy you glance at at walmart" and expect anything else to have a fighting chance

@user-np5hn3jj7j 5 лет назад

why is Hank wearing a t-shirt with that guy I glanced at Walmart?!?!

@LadyAneh 5 лет назад

Марина Боровик Eh? That would have to be a big t-shirt for them both to be wearing it at the same time...

@breebell468 5 лет назад

@annas9016 5 лет назад

@laurenredding1419 3 года назад

joke of the century

@-Teague- Год назад

@@LadyAneh late, but you won the internet

@jolynnejohn9771 5 лет назад

Hank looks Tyler Oakley's dad. And John DEFINITELY looks like Bernard from Megamind.

@YoshimieYutaka 5 лет назад

You know you are loved when these are the "mean" comments.

@commonpoppy 5 лет назад

the video stopped 3 min ago and I'm still laughing

@ObjectsInMotion 5 лет назад

I like how there are no replies on this top comment because none of us have any clarifying remarks, we all felt the exact same way.

@sarar4901 5 лет назад

@k1tkat-kate 5 лет назад

I just keep rewatching it with a goofy smile on my face

@amberbydreamsart5467 5 лет назад

this is the sweet sweet content i've signed up for

@SciencewithKatie 5 лет назад

Half of these weren’t even mean ! Tom Hanks is a good looking chap!

@serczykowski 5 лет назад

Is he though? Now? I love him dearly, he's wonderful actor, rather good writer and has one of the best Instagram accounts of all times, but come on, good looking?

@shoyuramenoff 5 лет назад

@@serczykowski I wouldn't say Tom Hanks is bad looking by any stretch of the imagination though. Doesn't mean he's the most physically gifted.

@Joseph-cq3ij 5 лет назад

My mother once said that, from a certain angle, Tom Hanks looks handsome and, from another angle, he looks like PeeWee Herman. I agree.

@serczykowski 5 лет назад

@@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan And I'm gay. ;)

@lev6236 5 лет назад

serczykowski Tom is good looking tf. Maybe it’s just my taste in men but he’s adorkable 😊

@ThisIsReMarkable 5 лет назад

I love that one of the "mean" comments is "John is looking deliciously Jimmy Neutron". Deliciously! I love Nerdfighters

@Mehrnooshb 5 лет назад

John TOTALLY looks like middle-aged James Potter AHH!!

@Ray-en1si 5 лет назад

Theliterarykid so true

@AppleJuiceProductions 5 лет назад

He really does! Also here's a Harry Potter fan film with a young James Potter haha ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-j4eTeqjKjgI.html

@Mehrnooshb 5 лет назад

Apple Juice Productions aww this was very cute!! Good job!

@clotildevivier8650 5 лет назад

james potter has black hair though? isn't it his most emphasized characteristic?

@AppleJuiceProductions 5 лет назад

@@Mehrnooshb thank you so much!

@MarkThePage 5 лет назад

2018 John and Hank look like who Hollywood would cast to play 2007 John and Hank in their inevitable biopic.

@CaptainAricDeron 5 лет назад

Umm... for the win?... :D

@claycoppinger2983 5 лет назад

...factual

@k1tkat-kate 5 лет назад

Omg can you imagine a green brother biopic

@rileyriley8123 5 лет назад

OH MY GOD MY SPORT COAT COMMENT WAS READ. HANK I AM SINCERELY SORRY. I REALLY DIDN'T INTEND IT TO BE A MEAN COMMENT, JUST OBSERVATIONAL HUMOR.

@twistykrisp 5 лет назад

Riley Riley Don’t apologize, it was hilarious hahah

@LucaMasters 5 лет назад

When was Hank wearing sunglasses? I wish these were all annotated with the origin video.

@rileyriley8123 5 лет назад

@@LucaMasters It was in one of last week's videos "Watch my Dumb Dancing" about two minutes in.

@LucaMasters 5 лет назад

Oh, right. Thanks!

@aaditbhatia6551 5 лет назад

Complexly’s company culture really emphasizes the synergistic alliances that strengthen the modern Silicon Valley narrative.* Leans back in his beanbag and takes a sip of macha tea *

@thejesuschrist 5 лет назад

"reunited and it feels so good" -peaches and herb

@shoyuramenoff 5 лет назад

Hey Jesus, I know it's a sin to swear but you're fucking amazing.

@Ellyerre 5 лет назад

Who did you have to crucify to get verified, Jesus?

@CharlesTheClumsy 5 лет назад

You're here too!? Jesus Christ!

@nova7319 5 лет назад

WAIT OMG ARE YOU THE JESUS FROM JACKSUCKSATLIFE'S CHANNEL? OMG

@tangyspy 5 лет назад

Phineas and Ferb

@94schokokeks 5 лет назад

"There was never a middle-aged James Potter. " Did you have to bring that up, it still hurts 😢

@kruella3348 5 лет назад

I'm totally with you on this one Hannah, it hurts on so many levels! (Btw: Great timing to finish my half year+ of binge-watching and get a reunion video as the first up-to-date-video!)

@munstergirl25 5 лет назад

Yep, when they were saying how James Potter was always middle-aged and I was thinking sadly he never was. Casting in the movies was so bad for this, people forget how awfully young Lily and James were when the died.

@MattPalka 5 лет назад

On the sixth day of Pizzamas The Vlogbrothers gave to me Kind, nerdy roasts of the third degree Lovely! Nothing like a good roast!

@ChesuMori 5 лет назад

Where's the hour-long cut of this?

@MissLilyputt 5 лет назад

ChesuMori +

@r21167 5 лет назад

ChesuMori Yes please!!

@MasterOfXy 5 лет назад

You can get close with the “Dear Hank and John” podcast! Just Google it, sit back, and relax while listening to the comedy podcast about death :D

@Nokus416 5 лет назад

+++

@ChesuMori 5 лет назад

@@MasterOfXy I'm so far behind... I think the most recent episode I've listened to is from May or something.

@Checkmate6382 5 лет назад

This looks like 2008 RU-vid

@wafflewarble2980 5 лет назад

In a good way.

@anderstaylor6694 5 лет назад

@human9460 5 лет назад

You mean when mcr was still together?

@GideonGleeful95 5 лет назад

@@human9460 When they were, the young greens

@chocfudgebrowni 5 лет назад

@jjrhan3461 5 лет назад

Every interaction of John and Hank makes me wonder what their parents did right and I want to have sons that live life together the way they do. Can their parents please publish a manual?

@estrellacasias 5 лет назад

Literally they had to have made bernard to be John Green

@mommamay01 5 лет назад

"I'm gonna take my shirt off".....I dont think this is that kind of video Hank.

@aaronwestendorp7352 5 лет назад

Reunions just got a lot more interesting

@belindaweber7999 5 лет назад

Sooo that'd how it is in their family..... (quietly hoping you understand the Ferris Bewler's Day Off reference... or I'm just too old)

@mommamay01 5 лет назад

@@belindaweber7999 😂 Dont worry, you're not that old I got it :)

@Nuisance_Bear 5 лет назад

@@mommamay01 maybe you're both old

@mommamay01 5 лет назад

@@Nuisance_Bear I'm 29, that's not old friend.

@hannahleanna6847 5 лет назад

*Hank looks like handsome squidward* That's a compliment in my book 😂😂😂

@buggz80 5 лет назад

It's a pleonasm in mine ; )

@ThisIsReMarkable 5 лет назад

What a delightful video. In honor, here is a joke in the form of a Roses Are Red poem: Rabbits can't math It's not an illusion Why is that so? They jump to conclusions

@cossaizy6309 5 лет назад

Why do i feel like this shouldve been in alice in wonderland

@Bushwhacker-so4yk 4 года назад

But rabbits are good at multiplying.

@miacoss9809 5 лет назад

Please tell your cousin congrats from everyone in Nerdfighteria!

@hollynesbitt8173 5 лет назад

Surprise reunion videos are the best reunion videos

@Randomyoutubevideosforyou 5 лет назад

Tnx

@sackclothandashes998 5 лет назад

John Green, New York Times bestselling author and the guy you glance at in Walmart

@kristenrorabaugh1839 5 лет назад

Why was 3:00 such a pure moment? The laugh then their expressions when they were conducting it brought me immense joy.

@sincerityisscary7719 3 года назад

its been 2 years and i'm still laughing at "John looks like the guy you glance at at walmart"

@socialtomcat 5 лет назад

REUNION!!! what!!! how did you keep this from us????!!

@Nhoj31neirbo47 5 лет назад

At the end of Friday’s video John said, “Hank, I’ll see you on Monday.” (If I remember correctly.)

@agustinvenegas5238 5 лет назад

@@Nhoj31neirbo47 yeah but hank was supposed to upload a video here anyway so even if they didn't meet for a wedding John would have seen him

@merlinHPtwilight 5 лет назад

I bought your book today Hank!:) Pizzamas gift to myself I guess!

@kcallamajaji 5 лет назад

Enjoy! It's wonderful!

@merlinHPtwilight 5 лет назад

@@kcallamajaji Thanks! I can't wait to read it!

@CovalentNetworkSolid 5 лет назад

@@kcallamajaji one might even say its an absolutely remarkable thing.

@SophieHatterLeFay 5 лет назад

John green and Henry will always be the happy ending James and Harry deserved. Oh their names also start with the same letters, J and H

@philiptouw3623 5 лет назад

This comment right here has nowhere near enough likes.

@k1tkat-kate 5 лет назад

This is a fantastic observation, I like it

@paulinalovos5436 5 лет назад

Such nerds. I love you, guys.

@liamihasz2681 5 лет назад

I love the Idea of Hank conducting an orchestra 😂 almost peed myself

@ThatEmmaGirl 5 лет назад

This is actually one of my favorite videos y’all have ever done

@MsSonotori 4 года назад

I keep coming back to this video when I’m feeling down, it’s just so gosh darn delightful!

@GuilhermeHarrison 5 лет назад

I love the artefacts of youtube video compression getting crazy trying to depict the subtle less black shade of black on Hank's shirt/John's face.

@partacanna 5 лет назад

Suggestion: One of you or both dye your hair green. I don't care you're over 35.

@HeyyyitzAli 5 лет назад

Parta Canna that’s a good P4A idea!

@camelopardalis84 5 лет назад

+Parta Canna Well, P4A is fast approaching and also there is spray paint for hair.

@Naiadryade 5 лет назад

...HANK'S PUNISHMENT?!

@buffienguyen 5 лет назад

@ragnkja 5 лет назад

Parta Canna They’re 40 and 43.

@MminaMaclang 5 лет назад

It's great that this is what we classify as mean comments on Nerdfighteria 😂

@Mehrnooshb 5 лет назад

This video made me so happy, reunions are THE BEST

@allisonpenner6313 5 лет назад

My library just ordered extra copies of An Absolutely Remarkable Thing! Yay!!

@olliehernandez3934 4 года назад

"John looks like a tired man trying to look wide awake." SAME.

@thewinterizzy 5 лет назад

I was hoping you’d use this feature to search for the first uses of stuff like “dftba”, “nerdfighter”, “decrease world suck”, etc., but I gotta admit this is probably the best thing you could’ve done instead. 😂

@thewinterizzy 5 лет назад

(Also as a follow up to my comment on Friday’s video: I turned my ballot in this morning! Still however coordinating a family pizzamas order lol.)

@sexyscientist 5 лет назад

Reading "looks like" comments could become a RU-vid trend.

@ahobbit1273 5 лет назад

I love how even the insults on vlogbrothers are more intelligent than the insults on most other channels

@NateandNoahTryLife 5 лет назад

It’s a Pizzamas Miracle!

@mariama.1538 5 лет назад

Love John's laugh especially at the Walmart comment

@franziskaeder1790 5 лет назад

I love reunion videos SO much, I watch them 3-4 times in a row because I can't concentrate on content and cuteness and awesomeness at the same time.

@bonesjo 5 лет назад

I love when they’re together! My favorite videos hands down

@nerdphilosopher3786 5 лет назад

Last time I was this early I had thought of a better joke

@esim101 5 лет назад

These died a long time ago, buddy.

@JukeboxTheGhoul 4 года назад

What was the joke?

@ophirwesley4424 3 года назад

Hank's laughter is the most adorable thing I've seen in a while

@benrifkah 5 лет назад

I really enjoy your reunion videos. And the other ones too.

@gas_on_my_hands8283 5 лет назад

good content i would watch this for 2 hours

@MasterOfXy 5 лет назад

gas_on_my_hands Well you can listen to something similar on the “Dear Hank and John” podcast!

@maryavatar 5 лет назад

You realise that now you’ve done this, all your commenters will spend the next year trying to think up amusingly mean comments for every single video in the hopes that there will be a return to this at a later date. Also, I’m horribly offended that you didn’t use the mean comment I made about John’s garden looking like a bunch of fresh graves.

@beeslytherin3946 5 лет назад

This video made my day 100x better. Love you both. Enjoy the cake

@Koyaanissparris 5 лет назад

I always love the reunion videos and this one was no exception!!

@chemagarza3408 5 лет назад

This is my new favorite reunion video!!

@hannahleanna6847 5 лет назад

IM GONNA BUY HANKS NEW BOOK SOON

@hannahleanna6847 5 лет назад

Omg you gave me a heart ilysm ♡

@camelopardalis84 5 лет назад

+Hannah Leanna I'm pretty much half way through and so far it's really, really good! And I am most definitely not just saying that because I like him.

@owens7944 5 лет назад

I bought Hank's book this morning!

@GuilhermeHarrison 5 лет назад

You should! From what I know you, a person that has a cat similar to mine, I have to assume you have similar tastes as well, and I found it amazing :)

@yashikadudeja2 5 лет назад

Yeah, me too (as soon as it gets a lil cheaper in my country! 😂)

@jordanbalke 5 лет назад

I don't think I've ever laugh harder at a vlogbrothers video. We watched this in the office and everyone was dying of laughter

@katherinek2709 5 лет назад

Still one of my favorite videos from you guys

@sarapaull6218 5 лет назад

This is my favorite. I watched this four times in a row. I love reunion videos.

@Sandyyyyyyyyyy 4 года назад

Rewatching this a year later and it’s still hilarious

@UltimateKyuubiFox 5 лет назад

“John Green with that mustache looks like the guy you glance at at Walmart” is like a modern Mark Twain quote, it’s so potent and evocative.

@ecofreak2119 3 года назад

I love you guys, your goofiness wit, and generosity this channel got me through my first year deep of depression

@dlerious77 Год назад

this is so funny, you both take it so well and I laughed the whole video....do more!

@Christine_990 5 лет назад

I love vlogbrothers videos. Reunion ones are special.

@icannotdoanytrickssadly1369 5 лет назад

hank looks like hank green in a pizzamas shirt

@Twiggy76493 5 лет назад

You guys are great and also it's great how accurate these are.

@Bea_Esser 3 года назад

Why do I keep coming back to this video? Wholesome content.

@InnuendoStudios 5 лет назад

Wanna trade comment sections?

@thatotherguy27 5 лет назад

"Linear television". I'm gonna use that.

@CassyFilms 5 лет назад

This made my day and it's not even 7 am yet. But I can already tell my day is going to be great because of this video.

@laurenredding1419 3 года назад

this is honestly one of my all time favorite vb videos. the whole thing makes me crylaugh

@lindseyjacob1365 5 лет назад

You guys have a wholesome comment section if these were the "mean" comments. This video made my day :).

@Isabelle-ud2df 5 лет назад

I love that John whispers that James is deceased as if we don’t all think about the Potter family every day of our lives

@MsLifesize 5 лет назад

This is one of my favorite videos ever!

@Kellcah16 5 лет назад

I think this may be my most favourite reunion video to date!

@graceann5318 5 лет назад

How does anyone leave a mean comment about them and not feel guilty about it??

@jaybehkay2438 Год назад

We always forget how young James and Lily Potter were because they adjusted the casting to get Alan Rickman playing Snape (valid). But yeah, they were 21.

@rowanmichaels Год назад

Right but surly Alan Rickman could have played a 32 year old in 2001 😅

@imrianec 5 лет назад

I really needed this, thank you!

@ZaydaFleming 5 лет назад

After a long hard day at work I am glad I got to come home to this. It made me giggle.

@sambyanderson 3 года назад

Watching this in 2020 and you are sitting WAY too close together for two people that just got off a flight

@anderstaylor6694 5 лет назад

Middle aged james potter was when he was ten lol.

@abigailchorley8118 5 лет назад

oh... sadness...

@lilavalentino8167 5 лет назад

Too soon omg

@MissKoalaFace 5 лет назад

Oof.

@warriorcatskid003 5 лет назад

Oof

@AppleJuiceProductions 5 лет назад

SAD! hahaha. if you want to see a correctly cast James Potter, this is a fan film with a great representation! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-j4eTeqjKjgI.html

@huntergirl7275 5 лет назад

You guys are great. Thanks for making me smile.

@54321emb 5 лет назад

This video lead me down the positively delightful rabbit hole of watching many many more John and Hank reunion videos, so thank you for making me laugh then and now again

@theveryfirstlostgirl Год назад

John being utterly unable to recover from the Walmart comment is my favorite part of this

@rosebud7233 5 лет назад

"There was never a middle aged James Potter." "Until me" LOL Reunion videos are one of my favorite things ever!

@kiwithekiki234 5 лет назад

These are so creative and amazing

@cibinskymojo5750 Год назад

just recently found your channel and I must say you are wonderful to watch!

@KaijaSchmauss 5 лет назад

Honestly, I laughed harder at "Ned Flanders lookalike", but "the guy you glance at at WalMart" is still such a great burn. It's so highly specific.

@noelleh.2374 5 лет назад

dear Hank: I read your book. I see we have to keep up with the family tradition of killing off all the characters I love. Thank you for the consistency.

@ahobbit1273 5 лет назад

Noelle H. Hm, guess I won’t read Hank’s book now. (I know you weren’t trying to give spoilers, but...¯\_(ツ)_/¯)