reading strange sentences from duolingo 2 

Nice, mate

we need 6 additional minutes

@@o-mega7515 no

פ̶̨̛̹͆̇͋̈́͘p̵̨̳̳̗͍̓̿̐̃H̴̡̛̛͇͉̦͉̟̲͑̓̂͌̈́͝ſ̵͕͉̹̅͊̈́̆̾̉͝͝פ̵̨̮̲̮̪̦̣͔́͋̓̚͜͝ſ̸̮̀̿͋͐̅͛̍͒͠פ̶̹͕̲̙͔̳̺̮͂̂͝͝͝Λ̸̨̱͖̖̗̗͆̈̇͆H̵̡̀̂̚p̶̛̜̬͈͙̈́͝ſ̵͇̗̹̞̟̩̦̝̂̾̓̀͊͝Ⅎ̴̤̯̒́̏͝Ⅎ̵̦̟̼̞̜͙̯̓̃┴̸͇̜̂͋͂̀ͅp̷̥̘̥͓͓̊͊́͘ͅ∀̵̢̟͕̹̈͌̊̈́̒̅̓͜͠p̵͙̩͍̾͒̊̄͋̂͝͠͠Ǝ̷̟̗͖̥̱̞̤̑̋̅̌͆͒̎̚p̴̮̐פ̴̮̙̤̭̜̱̹͙̑͊͑̄͘͝Ḩ̵̛̗̺̣͇͖͇̅͗̉̅͊̐̂͐͜Ԁ̸̢̞̤̦͓̥͓̫̜̑̀͂Ỏ̴̝͉̫͊͆̓̓̋͝ʞ̴̢̮̪̻̼̪͖̊̉N̸̨̯̰̝͋̒̽͛̀͝͝q̴̬͇̋͛́͝ʞ̷͓̜́̋͆͝ͅṕ̶͚̝̓̓̀͘ ̵̨̘͚̖̥̝̹̓̇͘S̴̖͉͈͕̉͐Ǝ̸̢̨̛͎̟̲̞̺̮̆̄̊͜Ň̸͓̔͛̐̔̿̚̚O̸̼̖̠͒̐̈͑͐͘q̴̭̘̐̔̈̾́̕Ọ̵̯̭̫̼̻̘̀̽̀̂̉̎͝͠Λ̶̛̝̑̾̀̓פ̶̞̞͑̑̆̒͝͠ſ̶̫͕͚̠͔͇̥͚̹͛̐∩̶̡̢̛̲̟̗̣͈͚̆͌̎̋̕W̸̢̤̟̱͚͍͖̼̌͒̉̍̑̐͌q̶̨̢̘͉̼͙̿̐̎̀̚Λ̷̨͙̘͎̻͙͂̈́̎̆̿̿̕ͅp̴̜̳̼͈̩͍̠̪̖̉̋͐̇̔̊̋ſ̵̞̟̹̯͙̉̒́̿͜͜͝͠ſ̸̢̦̺̥̫̞͉̹̐̆̊̃̐͐͜͝H̷̡̜͎̲͕̟͕́̀̐͐͗̃͘͜ ̸̻̑̔͐̉̄̎̾͠ɹ̵̜̜̬̲̈́̓̓̇̀̆͝∩̸͇̪̻̬͖̘̯̿́̉̑͊͘O̵̗̔̄̉́͆͝⅄̵͍͈̭͉̭̙̺̺̓̕q̸̙̣̹̫̼̬̃̎Λ̷̛͕͗̌̋̂̅̔̕͠q̸͔̱̹̜̭̺̣̼͛͘ͅp̸̨̰͓̰̹̻̲̣̖̂Ⅎ̷̭̖͓̰͕̥̳͛͆̎͑̕פ̶̠̻̽̽̍̌̓ɹ̶̖͓̯̏O̵̢̠͕̙̪̅̅̔̽͊Ⅎ̴̢̧̡̡̥̣̜̃̑̂̓͊̇͘ ̷̨̛̝͚̭̺͕̟̹̿̾̂͋͆͋̒͘͜ ̶͍͔̈́͑̈̏̿̔̌̾͠Ǝ̴̢̧̄̾̌̊̚W̴̨̪̬̜̙̼̓͜O̴̳̓͆̅́̆́͆͋̔Ɔ̴̢̃̂̎́̐̕ʞ̷̢͎̲̰̠͇̏̾ſ̴̧̧͚͚͔͉̳̞̣̏͆̈́̀̽̍̒q̶̣̜̿̆̍̌͌̎͝͠p̴̧̢̺̝͚͚͚͐͒̈́̊∀̵͚̥͕͗̈́͘͝ſ̴̢͍͙̮͑̂͆͊̕Λ̵̼̄̒̇Ⅎ̵̢̺̲̳̠̼̘͉̐̿͜Z̷̝̣̙͚͇͎̱̠͎̔͌̑̔͆́́́̚ſ̵̨͕̥͕͈̻͚̱̒ʞ̴̙̓̎̾̕͘H̶͍̔̓͌̿̕ ̷͉̼͆͊q̸̹̲̘̣̺̆̓̈̎Λ̸̥͈̒̄̎̅̑̌͂͘ͅƎ̴̝̹̥͕̖̼̇̆͊͒Λ̴̖̯̮͎̬̱͓͎̀̐̈́͝∀̸͈̥̂̏Ḩ̷̲͔̯͎̝̹͑̽̔̇̆̚̕̚͝q̸͔͕̓̈́̃ͅℲ̵̢͈͈̪͙̪̤̉̈̔̔̐͒̽͜q̵̢̭̭͓͍͂̊̄̽̎́̕q̵̺̥̋̍̈̀̚פ̷̨͈̯̹̬̥̦͕̰̈́̎q̸̢͂͐́̊͜͜N̴̢̛̛̥̄̒͛͂̊͗Ⅎ̷̨͙͎̦̖̭̕̕q̵̤̭̦̜̟͕͍̆͜͝͝I̵̺̙̩̗̹̎̅Λ̷͈̯̝̝̗̃̓̾͋̿ͅͅΛ̸̮̻̬͇̉̅͆̂̍͌̇͂̿q̴̨̬̦͓̹̯͉͆͗H̵̳̬͒̍́̊͐̌͘פ̵̤͊̆̈͝H̸̼̐͂̀͒͊͋ ̷̯̟̳̞̰͓̯̄̔̒̎͊̽͝פ̴͇̩̯̺̀͋̈̈́̓̐┴̸͈̯̺̱̰̦̔͗͊̃͠ʞ̵̪́H̶̡͇́͂̀̽͊̈̍Ɔ̶͈̤̋̍q̶̮̓̔̚Ò̶̢̟͙̗͇̊͜͝˥̴̡͇͋˥̷̪̦̖̾Ǝ̵̨̙̗̫̋̂̔̆͝͝͠͝H̶̢̧̬̯̲̜̥̠́̏p̷̧̛̱̯̖̞̳̹͇̊̀́̀̔͗͘̕ſ̸̧̘͎͉͚̜̦̄̿͠H̶͕̖̦̰̒̉̍̍͛X̶͍̾̌͊ͅS̸̥̜̮͂̿̎͝Ⅎ̶͕̼̺͍͆̅͗̅̀̐̏͗q̵̛̜̝̜͔͎͈̅Ⅎ̸̥̺͚͕͇̬̻̑́͑̅̑̀̌͝N̵͚̬͂p̵̡̨̧̲̝͙̥͆̔̿̿̀̏͒͘͝Ⅎ̸͙̝̱̰̮͉̦̫̦̑͆̐q̵̺̺͓̗̗̠̣̟͂̆̀̆͘̚̕͠ͅp̴̢̨͇͍̽͐̌̔́N̶̡̢̛̹̘̖̮̹̠̯̏͛͆͌Z̶͙͈̟̞̋̿͋̓Ì̶̧̘̬̫Ԁ̷̪̮̖̠̓͂̃͗̓̌̀̚ʞ̷͈͉̩͍͛ſ̶̞̯̹̻̰̱̆͛̚פ̶̟̮̇̊̌̽פ̴̪̻̈́ʞ̵̨̳̥͇͔͙͈̞̃͝M̵̗̹̺̮̬̊̍̊̋͝H̴̝̰̯̭͚͖͑͒͜ ̶͙̲̲̤̯͒̀̏̉͜q̵̢̱̖̳̅͜ Have a Croissant (this is a Croissant lol)

@@JaredJTArtsTsvetkov based

I haven't been on his classes 30 or more days-

oop i haven't done duolingo in almost a year

"Duolingo Wants To Use Your Location" "Yes" Or "Yes"

@@purplemouthed8200 Or

@@axoltheartist si tu traduis cette j'irai chez toi

I do want new software for my brain sometimes aswell.

Same here so I can get rid of all the things I didn't want to see that I saw.

Yes

yeah

new discord status.

Wow

and there funny so who wouldn't want them

"i am touching the child" this? Educational? Excuse me

When i was closing the suitcase the body was not in it

"drunk parrots" bro duolingo must have been drunk 💀

Finally! Someone who understands

also "you are already dead", thats a meme reference (omae wa mou shindeiru)

also run forrest run

Also "we didnt start the fire"

Also "Big brother is watching you." From 1984

Ich werde nie wieder ein Pferd kaufen!

I like “They are eating the horses” in Danish. I couldn’t stop laughing. Edit: Went to my daily Duolingo lesson, the first phrase was, I kid you not, “The birds are drinking beer.”

I got "there is a horse in your apartment" so that might be it

@@UwUYT Juan.

@@familiamarquez3219 that is exactly what I thought after seeing it too lol

NANI!?!?!?

*really loud buzzing noise*

@@The-EJ-Factor * dies *

Yeah I can read Japanese and even Kanji and it was hilarious now that I could read it

Funfact : the Time Stanp is 4:44, only 4, and 4 is the number of death in China I am slowly getting scared

that sounds like an awsome cliffhanger

Well with a glass costing 11 plus bucks you can see where we are coming from, can´t you? XD

@@deinemudda6104 yes XD

It's Norwegian

😍

Συμφωνώ

@maechanツ then who are you? if you consider yourself half?

@maechanツ aaa okay

As another Greek, I fully concur.

W̵̡̱͎̼͕̬̲̬͙̣̮̄͋̇̏̆͜ḩ̴̟̩̲̟̝̻̤̘̒̈́̌͑͛͛͛̓͋̏̆̅̕͠ẽ̵͕̟͔̂̽n̴̢͚̼͙̣͐̇̉̍́̐͘͠ ̸̩̟͗͗̈́̾́̀̓̚̚͠͝d̶̢̧̥̜̜̹̹͚͇͙̲̳̬͈͇͒̋ǫ̵̢̙̻̲̗͓̟̙̞̹͉͓͍̯̅̍͗͛̂̿ ̴̛̥̩̫͆̏̂̈́̕͘͝͝͝͝t̸̹̙̼̹̙͕̣̠̫̱̞̭͗ḧ̶̨̛̟̰̬̫̹͉̲̞̯̘̩̥́̀̋̊̕ẽ̵̛̝̲̥̠͔̚͝y̶̡̮̮͈͖̠͌͆͑͆̊̈́̽̉̚͝ ̸̪͇̲̣͔͖̜͎̯̮̈̽͐̇̓̾̀̽͑͗̕d̵͖̃̓̀͌̊̇̉̄̂̚i̵͔͍̠̳͕̝̮̙̖̍̄̂̓͂̋̄̕e̷̡̛̲͗̔̃̏͗̈́͆̅̓̚?̴̢̺̰̘͕͚͍̤̮̄̊͆̏͛̾̈́

@@ExtremelyGullibleMeme idk when they die mate (i actually saw the words in there, it was kinda hard)

Hey , whatever floats his boat , man #noKinkshaming XD

*Owen has eaten your parsnips*

*nath Owen bwyta parsnips ti*

@@TheBritishDragong please no no no not my parsnips oh god-

@@skinsarentskill259 oh damn dude, sorry bout your parsnips 😞

I liked, “I am not drunk. I am just intoxicated by you.” lol

There's a 'flirting' section as a bonus lesson in Duolingo.

@@skinsarentskill259 wait really where

@@vowexine i dunno if that's an option for every language but you can pay lessons for 1000 gems, i don't remember where exactly

"Cats don't play piano" damn :(

@@skinsarentskill259 but... but.. piano cat!!

0:50

No, SOUP FOR YOU!

I think he's trying to imitate the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld. It's not bad.

I once got "the cat is not a horse" in the Polish course.

@@georgeiii2998 LMFAO

I got "The cow closed the door because it was scared of humans" in the Spanish course

The cat has the power to keep relationships together. You have a gifted and blessed cat.

I encountered that said " Is canada small? ".

"I never surf in Germany" i think was one of mine

hello, I died

I learn japanese too

“We live in Italy for unknown reasons” that sounds like kidnapping

@@falsealarm_9865 Sorry if I expressed myself incorrectly. I meant to say that I laughed at the phrase for reasons which I don't know.

@tvrhd2022 That doesn't mean Romania is poor. Sure, there aren't the same possibilities you might find in Italy, but Italy isn't the richest country either. I'm planning to move back to my country, actually. At least there people don't get diseases from food that contains too much herbicides, and they are way healthier in the countryside.

@tvrhd2022 italy is the last place I'd move to for money lol

@@magk2524 are you perhaps french lol

Me a mushroom

"The drunk parrots"

Fax. It sums up so many movies, I’m just three sentences. One person is a sitting mushroom, the other person asks to marry them, and one of the two needs money.

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

jojo fans: is that jojo here?

cHa cHa chAAAah anOthEr oNe bItes ThE DuST (hhhhauah

Русский язык убивает, проверенно

suffer*

To survive is to find meaning in the suffering Its a quote by someone i forgot

"I am sad and thank you" Or is that supposed to say I am sorry and thank you. Idk I suck at Irish

@@raineyclouds09 brón can mean sorry as well as sad.

@@killianobrien2007 oh thx ^^

irish is language?! I thought it was a accent

@@raineyclouds09 "I am sorry and thank you" but yeah! Good job!

I had two about blood before. У неё есть хорошая кровь Чёрная кровь I’ve also gotten this gem today Волшебник никогда не опаздывает

@@blckrig1817 Yes the one about she got good blood I had too

I've once got the elephant drinks tea in hindi

once I've got: no, cats don't drink wine in spanish

@@Sonya-fi6jm I once got "it´s a cat he doesnt need chocolate " in Russian

Lol

Да-с, пока так будет лучше

@@ulphilas4953 )

So you fully suport the war?

@@vaxmans69 damn of course we are not!!!! russian people all suffer from this fkng disaster and we DO NOT support our government

@@vaxmans69 do you ask that to every Russian you see?

I got “Your daughter wants to scuba dive in our bathroom.”

@@cheetoratd5600 what lmao which course

Oh, looks like i am not the only person learning ukrainian. Anyway, дім там, де кіт

@@venus7133 French

The soldiers hit the lazy cook Young men are not universities

scandinavian languages tend to be really odd. i've gotten "Your bear drinks beer," "Are they eating spiders?," "She thinks she's a cat," "Is the fish happy?," and so many more

"the blue cat is a wizard" bluestar is a wizard confirmed?

No not at all. Please keep going on Japanese. You'll hit sentences like: "sometimes I drink by myself all alone". And some other funny stuff. I promise😉

@@energeticstunts993 I def will continue on! (cheers to my 80 day streak haha)

Then there is the Turkish course with its soap operas

Duolingo is authoritarian

Also drunk parrots tend to be hit And young men are still not universities

same

That just makes this even better

No only that but it teaches you it multiple times. I’ve had to write 家族はいません (I don’t have a family) more than one time.

They may act like that sometimes, but they actually see us as fellow cats!

Russian is my 6th language Im learning (Im polyglot) and I pronounciation is pretty good coz I have an African background and the phonics are kinda the same Thats how I also learned Japanese and Korean

@@FxtballXGaming I know 3 languages, and learning Spanish rn(also planning Korean)

@@orange5591 Well I wanted to learn Spanish but I dont like learning genderbased languages- Also Korean might take you a while but u will get there eventually if you dedicate some time daily to it :)

@@FxtballXGaming Thanks :)

Me too, I want to show my friend this video and joke about it since he has a brother named Owen

I am a american so f**k of soviet!

In welsh whenever there is Owen there is parsnips

Is Marcus stuffed with cheese

@@pitchblackvoid probably

Like my Russian lessons

Da

Da

Да

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Some people never or rarely notice the sequel of something. But don't worry this video is slowly blowing up

@@JaredJTArtsTsvetkov you're right, its already at 35k 😲

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Oh no duolingo forgive me of miss my spanish leasons

ok

bruh aniti bts-

YES WE NEED MORE