i had a dream earlier today where i verbally said: "im dreaming, arent i? nice! love a good lucid dream" and then proceeded to throw Nutella jars at my family with telekinesis
I had a dream where I could jump twice as high as normal, fully realized I was dreaming, then did nothing about it, even though I really want to lucid dream
i once had a dream that i was "the pepper man" i went around town sprinkling pepper into random mailboxes, and when i did so i chuckled to myself, "youve just been pep'd"
I was arrested for "eating too loudly" in public and sentenced to death, wrongfully, because I wasn't eating anything at the time as I had just come from the dentist. I had an ace attorney styled trial where I defended myself from the prosecutor, who was also me.
I come back to this video every now and again to see what people have posted in the comments, but here's a good one I recently had: I was talking with this one girl at the WalMart gas pump, having a good conversation and all, and I faintly hear "Insert cash or select payment type". Car runs straight into one of the pumps, everything explodes, and I wake up to the sound of my alarm. Gave me something to chuckle about that morning
here’s one for you: I recently had a dream where Olympic sprinter Noah Lyles fought me with a Lego lightsaber, before I proceeded to become lucid and fly to a cigarette-themed theme park, where one of the rides was literally just a space shuttle which launched you into the sun
I had a dream about a factory that turned human beings into stuffed animals and the last worker there ran at me and said “DO YOU WANT A STUFFED ANIMAL?” and she promptly jumped into this giant tube that turned her into a stuffed animal, that dream traumatized the shit out of me.
REAL 😭 I had a dream where me and my friends (Jay and Liv) went on a bike ride on this trail that I dream a out a lot (it’s not real-). At a point in the trail, we’d have to go through my grandma’s brother’s house. He yelled at us and then I left Jay and Liv behind 😭😭
The strangest dream I can remember that was actually coherent was one where my family and I went on a trip to a goat farm. As soon as we got in, a huge, fluffy goat with a human head started approaching us. We were all confused and a little scared until the goat explained that he was the owner of the farm. Apparently, the body belonged to the farm's most prized goat. When it died, the owner was so upset that he elected to have his head surgically connected to its body so that he could keep producing its famous wool. Anyway, we toured some 19th century chapel that happened to be on the property instead of the actual farm for some reason, and the owner had trouble fitting through a narrow staircase on account of his giant goat body.
My dream was me teleported in a huge school, there was somehow a bed so I went to a room and gone to sleep. After I woke up I saw an elevator Infront on me and there was stairs in the elevator, and a train flipping the stairs to put tracks so I went on the train and it broke down so I looked down and it was a witch pot, then then I went for the stairs I opened my eyes even though they was already open and I was on the toilet. There was a full open window on the bathroom. Then I opened my eyes AGAIN even though they was open and I was in a pitch black room, that's when I knew I wasn't dreaming anymore because my real room has no windows and no light source was on. My dream felt/looked so real. That's what I get for sleeping with shoes on in my dream.
When I was little, about like 5, i had this one “dream character” that would keep appearing in a lot of my dreams. He was called the “Oxi-Clean baby” because he was Oxi-Clean’s mascot in the commercials or something. He also could talk and had an incredibly deep voice for some reason.
So I once had a strange "double feature" night where I got to watch two of my dreams without ever waking up. The first involved Zeus in a Chinese restaurant, a pizza delivery man with clay eyes on a unicycle, and child labor. That wasn't even the crazy one. The second dream centered around a mysterious group called "The Thinkers" that secretly ruled the world Illuminati style, but they were good and trying to save everyone. I applied for a job with them, hoping to become part of the 50 people in the group (they were very strict on that number, I guess), but was rejected in favor of a seagull. Not a special, superpowered seagull or anything, just a normal little guy. In my rage I decided my new life's purpose would be to get my revenge on the Thinkers and created my own group, the unfortunately named "Anti-Thinkers." A few friends of mine were in it, though the most memorable member was this nine year old I know who had the voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger, accent and all. The dream went on to include a daring escape, where the image of said nine year old screaming "Falcon! Nooooooooo!" was forever imprinted in my brain, as well as a mission to spy on the Thinkers where I accidentally gave two of its members (Oprah and Drew Carey) the information needed to solve world hunger...which I was mad about, apparently. It all concluded when my anger built up to the point of deciding murder was better than living in a world where a seagull had replaced me, so I ran into the chamber the Thinkers met in, yanked the seagull by the leg, dragged it outside into the snow, and proceeded to pulverize it against the side of a brick building. I dropped the body, looking up dramatically, only to see the Thinkers watching me with distaste. I looked back down and realized that, somehow, the seagull had survived and was also staring at me, before it launched itself onto my face and began scratching me relentlessly. I succeeded in tearing it off my face, running back into a small room my Anti-Thinkers were hiding out in, and while panting looked at my friend dead in the eye and said "I know why they chose the seagull over me now." What a night that was.
I used to have those double dreams all the time. There would be an initial dream, then a transition to the next dreem Once I had a dream where in the first part I was like 5 and I was going to this supposedly ‘day care’ place, where you literally just sleep. Nothing else. Then after leaving, it was night and I was suddenly an adult. I found myself on a massive blimp and OUT OF THE BLUE I just get promoted because of this super special thing and I get to park the blimp on an island for the Blimp Cermony. After that I was back in the blimp and on the balcony with some random girl and that was basically ut
I had a dream where i was a diver, exploring an underwater cave. Me and my dive team entered a strangely red cave. it was the CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM OF A MANATEE. We had to do open-heart surgery on the cave-manatee, with the help of the tootsie roll owl to prevent it from exploding.
What surgery was it? I can't think of any common cardiovascular issues requiring surgery for a manatee. However, in general the most likely is a CABG or Maze procedure.
When I was younger I had recurring dreams for about 2 months about this girl who would come into my garden and teach me to fly and walk on clouds and other magical weird things. One time she came into the dream only to tell me I learned everything I needed to know and left. I have never seen or dreamed about her again :(
Recently I had a dream i reformed into a flying squirrel after a deal with the devil extraordinary calm for one of my dreams normally my dreams are me going Doom Slayer against everything in the multiverse
NO FREAKING WAYYYYYY I LOVE LEMON DEMON I WANT THAT TO HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE CABINET MAN IS LITERALLY MY MOST FAVORITE SONG EVER SQUEEEEEEEE sorry about this I'm not normal about Lemon Demon or Cabinet Man at all and I audibly gasped with all the breath in my lungs when I saw this comment- I have such an obscure music taste and for an entire class to sing Cabinet Man would be the best thing ever to me in my eyes
Usually, when someone tells me about their weird dream I am not impressed, but I was laughing and crying while watching this video. I don't remember any of my crazy dreams except for one where I was chasing a Ferrari with a bulldog pattern on it without any driver. But my sister had a dream where our mom was a driver of a little train and she took us for a ride. We were flying in the sky, riding through garden bushes and eventually we all drowned in a sea as my mom drove off a cliff.
@@AlexNV75 That just reminded me of a dream I had noted down last week. The sky was actually a giant lesbian flag and a second moon appeared on it, signifiyng the end of the world. Then I got in my car that magically morphed into one made entirely out of sausages, and, at full speed, drove naked through my neighborhood just to confuse people. Then some sort of weird death cult rose over my house and destroyed the moon or something. I don't know much more.
When I was a child, I had a dream once that a mad scientist created some kind of monster that went around eating people. This monster actually turned out to not kill or even hurt anyone, as they would all just pass through its digestive system unharmed. It became an attraction for the little kids in town somehow. I only had this dream once and I am completely baffled by the fact it was like 15 years ago and I still remember it.
That reminds me of a dream that I had when I was very young. I was watching tv and then a Rhetorical question Geico commercial came up on the screen. It was the one where the person was living under a rock. It seemed normal at first. But after a few seconds the guy slowly turned into the Geico gecko. The gecko was walking on the tv saying stuff that I don’t remember. He then said take him away. It went to third person to see a large version of the gecko running towards me on his 2 hind legs. I hid my self underneath a blanket and then the dream ends. Worst. Dream. Ever.
@@danboi52 That reminds me of this dream where I was watching TV at night. I don't remember but it might have turned on its own. There was some kind of title card though I don't remember what it said, all flickery like some old 50s movie. Every couple seconds it would bring up these pictures of planets with these human faces similar to that one Star Fox level except even more demented, some loud piano noise played each time it changed. Scared the shit out of me and I pulled the blanket over my head.
I was staying at my aunts house over the weekend with my brother, so we had to share an air mattress. That night, I dreamt that I was on RU-vid searching for reddit videos, but I kept getting results from a TTS channel with the name "Middle Finger". I got frustrated and said, "hey Google, exclude middle finger." Turns out I said that in real life too. Brother told me I whispered in his ear, "exclude middle finger" in the middle of the night. I'll never not laugh about that.
I dreamed I ripped of a disabled kids arm then I was like “if I think it didnt happen it didnt happen” and then there was a monologue spoken by my grandma.
I had a dream where I was watching a Netflix interactive special of Bojack Horseman. It took place towards the end of Season 3, and was a direct continuation of that episode where Emily (I think that’s what her name was) decided to stop seeing Todd. The outcomes of the choices I made in the special were structured like a flow chart from Argus Rim. Each time the episode ended, I would go back to an earlier point, and watch the story play out differently. The ending I remember most vividly is the route where a demonic Santa Claus kidnaps Emily, and the Bojack crew chase him through the desert to save her. After defeating Satan Claus, the episode ends with Diane making a meta comment like, “I wonder what we are doing in alternate timelines.” Then the episode ended, and I woke up.
I have a load of extremely weird dreams which I mostly blame on my hyperactivity disorders. But last night I dreamed The Nostalgia Critic was in my bedroom crawling around on the floor. Then he stood up and applauded me for being "a terrible person but a great radio". Then he sat on my bed and we shared a box of Frosties and had a deep meaningful conversation about the role of religion in modern society.
I had a dream where me & my family were in an SUV one time, driving in a void, when we came across a retro videogame store. Me & my dad walked in, but he went back to the car for something, so it was just me & the suggestively dressed cashier, who grew super big & beefy, & turned into a demon after walking into a storage room. I was cowering behind a shelf of NES games, & stole a copy of Mega Man 2. What the ever loving fuck does it mean? Who knows. Actually, let me share more of my weird dreams with you, RU-vid commenter. I had a dream where me & a bunch of strangers ran down a mechanical looking hallway with an impossibly high ceiling, from a 2D perspective, while a giant robot slowly picked us off until it was me & two others left, & then we hit a dead end & turned around, screaming & accepting our fate to the huge robot. I had a dream where I walked into this futuristic GameStop, & they had 3DS systems hung up on the wall. It was really cramped, & then they gave me all the 3DS consoles for free. I had a dream where I visited the Lego Avengers inside a rusty old observatory once, & then they posed in front of me & I fell off a ladder. Not me but my dad had a dream where he & my mom killed someone & were trying to hide the body.
@@koolaid33 okay that's amazing. I love how you had to specify it picked you up slowly, mf was enjoying it. The night before last I dreamed I was going to the house of an abusive relative to confront him. The house was empty and the door was unlocked, but all the clothes, food etc were still there. I decided to set up camp for the night in one of the bedrooms and then I heard all these creepy noises as midnight approached. I tried not to look but when I finally had the guts to do it I saw Steve Irwin holding a plate of garlic bread. He kept trying to offer me some but I was freaking out about how much he'd scared me jumping out like that. Waking up I kinda realized that if the house was empty and the only other person was the freaking crocodile hunter himself maybe I should have been concerned about what ate my relative. Or the fact Irwin has been dead for several years. Does he just haunt garlic bread now? I dunno man. Lmao.
Had a dream about working at as a cashier at Little Caesars and everyone I met was a celebrity or historical figure. At one point in the dream, I met a cyborg version of Abraham Lincoln, and he drove away in the batmobile when he left.
I was a ghost haunting my grandparents’ old house and there were some ghost hunters in the kitchen. They asked if I was a boy or girl and I just told them “no”. It was euphoric.
What i had the exact same thing?? Except i asked whether i could have candy then qoke up then asked my mom whether it was a sream and then went back to sleep and then woke up. I might still be in a dream
I had a dream a while ago that I was in a crowd of people, and I yelled "GIVE ME A ONE" and everyone was like "ONE" "GIVE ME A TWO!" "TWO!" "WHAT'S THAT SPELL? TWELVE!!"
I literally just woke up from a dream where all I heard was Matt’s voice singing “I’m a building Wearing tracksuit tracksuit PANTS” Over and over again
I had a dream several years ago where I, a dorito, fell in love with a sentient ice cream cone. My friends were other food items, I woke up and was in a mild depression for the next few days as I remembered the love of my life. To this day, strawberry ice cream still makes me sad for the love I once had.
one time i had a dream where i cracked my knuckles so hard, that my neighbors, winston churchill and mike tyson died of the sound. the dream ended with credits, and the “cheese creator” credit was the hudson river along with jamaica
I once dreamt I met Abraham Lincoln, got really excited and asked him questions. Yet he talked so slowly and so much that each time I thought he was finished I would say something and we kept interrupting eachother. I woke up feeling a little insulted.
I had a dream where my friends and I were having a sleepover at my place and he was there too, I woke up to the sound of the bed moving a bit in the morning and I saw that someone was under the blanket. When I took the blanket off, I saw a friend of mine on top of Abe doing the thingy while he was still asleep. That dream traumatized me 🥲
For the past 7 years, I've been having the same nightmare. My old black bedroom lamp - which I thought was creepy 7 years ago runs up my staircase violently, into my bedroom uninvited - scaring the crap out of me. It beats me with all different types of objects: Fire hydrants, live pigs, spray and wipe bottles, and sometimes even my family members.
I once had a dream where, long story short- I got caught in part of my own trap I laid for someone else, thought “wait, this is a dream! I can just- hrrrrrrrrg” and made the trap go away. I proceeded to forget that I realized it was a dream and it played out as normal. As normal as my dreams go anyway
This happens to me too! The only time I ever have lucid dreams is if I'm facing imminent peril, I'll realize it's a dream, calm down, and then immediately go back to the dream with no idea that I'm dreaming.
I had a dream where I was at a model fashion show place, as I was the judge in that show, and 1 of the models was an 82 year old Canadian man named Peter Cullen, and he was doing a sassy walk, which is unusual for an old man, and me and the other judges gave Peter Cullen a 20/20 and other models got 19/20, 18/20, and so on. And 1 woman who is like 26 years old took off her high heel shoe and yeeted at Peter Cullen, and what did Peter Cullen do to avoid getting hit in the face with the high heel? He dodged it, obviously, and he screamed "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, MISS?!?!? WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR OWN FATHER OR GRANDFATHER, AT HOME, WOULD YOU?" and the woman had instant regrets after Peter Cullen's scream of anger. And Peter Cullen jumped at the woman and tackled her to the ground, and then a 77 year old american man named Frank Welker, who was in the crowd, got out of his seat, and went to break up the fight between Peter Cullen and the 26 year old woman, and Peter Cullen suddenly turned 28 years old, like his body just went through an age reverse stage, and Peter Cullen said "what happened? How did I turn 28 when I was 82 years old?!?" And everybody noticed that Peter Cullen sounded younger, and he did his famous Optimus Prime voice, saying "hello, my name is Optimus Prime." And then Peter Cullen just flunked in Frank Welker's arms, then Peter Cullen's older brother Larry Cullen came out of the crowd, and then he just picked his brother up out of Frank Welker's arms, and carried his brother home, then after the show, Frank Welker, and I followed Larry Cullen to his home, and we found Peter Cullen, and suddenly Peter Cullen turned back into an 82 year old man, from a 28 year old man, and Larry Cullen said "I don't know what happened to my brother. I suppose that his DNA genome may have been changed, to have some sort of ability to make him change age at will, like 1 day or moment, he could be impersonating an 18 year old boy, and another moment or day, he would be impersonating various younger people, age wise." And Frank Welker said "how did that all happened? Did he take some sort of hormonal pills? Also, how are you still alive? If you had died in march of 2011?" Then Larry Cullen said "I came back from the dead, like how that heroic truck, that my brother auditioned for, did." And I said "you came back from the dead like how Optimus Prime did, Larry Cullen?" And Larry Cullen said "yep." Then I walked back to the show location, and I saw an ambulance there, and paramedics getting a 45 year old French man named Omar Sy into the back of the ambulance, as Omar Sy had suffered a very bad anime nosebleed, and apparently, his anime nosebleed was caused by Peter Cullen's sass on the catwalk. A 45 year old man simping for an 82 year old man? That is strange and gay. Not to be offensive to any LGBTQ+ community members, okay? But Peter Cullen has a wife and so does Omar Sy. My dream ended at Larry Cullen's house, and I saw a random woman who worked at SEPTA as a bus driver, kissing Larry Cullen.
I had a most bizarre dream in which I was about to buy a particular comic from a stall in a cathedral. Yet when I asked if they had it, the vendors shared a conspiratorial glance between one another and instructed me to follow a man up a huge spiral staircase to one of the spires. When we got to the top, he removed a secret slot from the wall, opened it, and unfolded an illustration of the pope as a furry.
I also recently drempt that I was an immortal snail, but I wasn't on a mission to kill the immortal human, rather I was trying to become his friend and end this terrible curse. Neat.
Lol when I was on meds I would see the weirdest dreams like im in a cemetery and ghost of snow White is somewhere on the loose and its evil than I reach some gate and I see some female ghosts i dont know what to do so I sing la lorona ( I'm not Hispanic ) and they sing and dance with me and spin around so I live them dancing then I see Indiana joens and his face was clawed by snow White I tell him: told you so and we watch some people walking up a wooden ladder indie encourages me to try it than I do it and I wake up
Or that time I was stressed by university work so in my sleep I see my dad driving around showing me universities like do you wanna go there ?no what about that one? Like I'm shopping for shirts or sth 😂 So we found one witch is on the base of a mountain and its awesome and an ice tower pops up from behind of the campus so I told my dad this is too far in the mountains but he says he already got papers ready so I go to some office and wait my turn but I wake up
Or that time I was travelling by myself in a trailer in the US ( I dont live there ) I'm watching some family channel on RU-vid and I stay somewhere surprisingly I saw them than they invite me to stay the night with them they give me a sleeping bag but right before I sleep next to them I see a news about them being found dead in the woods so I get up and I see dead bodies covered in moss they get up and want to kill me but draculaura draws a sigil on the ground that teleports me back home
I had a dream that someone challenged me to carve a wood sculpture with anything but proper wood carving tools. I took that challenge and carved a sculpture of a golden retriever with nothing more than a garden trowel and a kitchen knife. It was fairly detailed and after I showed the person the sculpture, it turned into an actual golden retriever. Edit: I forgot to say this when I was originally writing this, but I don't know how to carve wood in my waking life, let alone know how to carve wood with the tools I chose in the dream.
One time I had a dream that was like a tv show. This talking cat gave me and my friend a type of dessert I had never seen before (it was delicious, by the way), and for some reason we were in some sort of laboratory, combined with my church- yeah, it was weird- and there were villains chasing us- but the BEST part by far, is when the episode changed all of the sudden, to “Doc Martin Chronicles”… Yeah, it was basically just a man (who I’m not even sure WAS doc Martin) jumping on blocks in a purplish sunset, kicking villain butt
Okay so this was more of a nightmare than a dream, but it's still to date the wildest nightmare/dream I've ever had. I don't remember alot about it, I just remember some traumatizing details that have never left my mind. A dark haired, red eyed little girl sitting on my childhood homes fence with my childhood dog, Otis' head on a spike. Then the scene shifted to where I was crying in a school bathroom as a demonized version of Otis tried to get into the stall I was in. Also there was that one time in elementary school where I dreamt that all students had long pins sticking out of them for some reason, were basically zombified, and one girl came in crying to the teacher I was with to "get them out of me, get them out of me. Please!!"
Damn, I had a similar one where I was in a classroom with the sky outside being red, a girl came in and screamed at the teacher for help in the hall but the teacher ignored her as something dragged her back into the hall. I don’t remember much past that but your story reminded me of that
My dreams are usually never scary, they just feel more like comedy than scary or more mildly sad than scary. There were two possibly paranormal things that happened in my real life tho, there was some guy from school, let's call him Bob, who claimed to have satanic or black magic type abilities. He said he could make blood boil and he could show people their worst fear or something like that. He wanted to demonstrate the boiling blood thing so some other teens gathered in front of him, maybe sitting down, and even though I was off to the side, he was facing them not me, I still suddenly felt very warm in the chest. And I let him know that and he stopped and was like oh r/iamverypowerful. The showing people their worst fear thing was like, Bob put his hand next to some other guy's head, the guy wanted to see if the showing people their worst fear thing was real, or maybe they did want to see their own worst fear for some reason. This was voluntary, guy asked Bob to do this. Anyways after a little while of this the guy said "Dude, stop" and so Bob did stop, the guy looked like he had a headache or something and he said he saw a fish type of thing with like tentacles. I think he did say it was scary, sounds like it was some sort of very specific demon given the context or spirit even though I'm skeptical and don't actually believe in anything. The other paranormal thing that happened was I saw a glowing white orb in the night sky for like a second, then it disappeared. Still very skeptical about it tho like it could have been a real explainable thing or a hallucination or whatever. I had a dream about my "worst fear" it was just a little transparent orange blob creature, it's stomach had liquid in it that constantly sloshed around and the creature had the ability to make me feel a little nauseous but yeah didn't feel very scary it was just a mildly unsettling creature. The scariest dream I think I had was when I looked into a mirror and my iris and pupil were like melting, my eyes are brown but they were dissolving into a sickly green color. It was probably a dream based on district 9 which like the fly in the way that it has body horror like a slow transformation.
A couple of recent ones I've had: *1:* I was watching a movie with two other people, and I turned to the old man on my left to say "This movie's kind of scary, isn't it?" He replied in agreement, and asked me if I was going to ask Roger, the little boy on my right. I then turned and asked him twice, and he remained oblivious. However, when I tapped on Roger shoulder, he suddenly jumped away from me out of his chair, slinking into the darkness with a face like the murderer from Scream. *2:* I woke up on the edge of a seemingly endless field and a dense forest. There was at least seven inches of snow on the ground, and I was completely naked. Beside me there was a shield and a Gladiator helmet. Somehow, I subconsciously knew that I had to find a shed somewhere inside the field. After what felt like an eternity of walking I finally found one, but upon opening the door I woke up. And some smaller ones: *1:* I did an airstrike attack on a Nazi base with a talking penguin. *2:* I made a set of armor out of a drum set and fought a living tuba. *3:* I went on a quest for "The Golden Steak," said to be cooked at only the finest of temperatures. *4:* I found a secret base up my chimney, made out of lapis. And my favorite, *5:* I found a spiky suit of metal armor, put it on, and started a superhero gig as "Splinter Man."
I once was dreaming about something relatively normal, then I realized “hey, this is a dream!” And the tv show host overlord of my dreamscape hated that I knew so he turned it into a jumpscarey nightmare to force me awake
So, I ended up on the Bass-ackwards side of RU-vid once and I saw this video where they explain what kind of experiences go on in an Acid Trip AND then another video that was someone in an Acid Trip Simulator (they were like walking through the woods and down back roads)...It was freaky! 😳... What you describe sounds like those videos!...I think you were just having an Acid Trip! 🥴😂🤔
Those guys are assholes, next time it happens jump into the tv and grab him and try to poke him in the eyes. It works sometimes. Any time there’sa tv and you feel like it’s gonna get bad, change the channel, get up and walk away or jump in and become the bad guy.
I’ve had so many weird dreams that I have an entire page of them listed on my Notes app, but I’ll give you one from several years ago that really stuck out to me. I was walking by myself in my grandma’s neighborhood pulling a purple mushroom the size of a two-story house in a little red wagon. Then when my parents came by, I stuffed the entire mushroom into my bellybutton…and somehow that whole thing fit inside, except it then started turning my belly purple. I tried covering it up with a white towel, but the towel turned purple too! Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
I had a dream I was supposed to save the world from ending with a team of random strangers. Me and another teammate had just watched everyone else die and we decided to use our time powers to bring them back. Apparently, using time powers is illegal, and I got told by a floating fish with an oddly human face, "people who mess with time get to wake up at 4am" in a disappointed tone and shaking its head, which was oddly specific. I would say I woke up at 4am, but I actually woke up at 3:52 and was oddly disturbed.
It seems like that was somehow your body's internal clock physically manifesting itself in your dreams...in the form of a floating fish. The brain really is a strange and fascinating thing isn't it?
@@damianlego3840one time someone from my family called me when I was in my deep sleep. In my dream a red phone appeared out of thin air, then I took it off the hook and listened to the external world message my family member was saying. It was like I was inside the matrix and then I was taken by the phone and woke up. Brains create strange realities. Maybe that's all there is in this universe, it's all consciousness all the way down, like Russian dolls.
I once had a dream where me and some of my classmates went to a summer camp to learn English and French. The walls were painted glowing red and blue, the teachers only wore underwear (???) and I was struggling to find the classroom I had to go to. In the end I got so anxious over the fact that I couldn't find the class that I fell to the ground and started screaming until I woke up. Oh and also the dream where a blimp crashed into my house and I sat there crying as I watched it destroy the wall.
Had a dream similar to the blimp one, there was this aeroplane that crashed into the roof of our house (which was in the middle of a desert for some reason) and every time we rebuilt it the plane would come back and destroy it again.
One of my favorite weird dreams has to be the one where I, (a petite white woman), was sent by the Japanese government on an undercover mission disguised as a Sumo wrestler. Just me in those little sumo undies pretending to be a wrestler. Somehow, I was never caught.
When my son was born, I had a dream that his arm detached and I put it in the laundry by mistake. After coming out of the dryer it was shriveled and burnt and wouldn't reattach (presumably it would have reattached under the dream logic if I hadn't shrunken it). I woke up with the hugest pit of guilt in my stomach!
My sister had a dream that she had this intense rivalry with a duck pretending to be a person, and nobody else noticed but her. Apparently, the duck liked to rob museums dressed as different people. There’s definitely a few more specific details that happen after this, but I can’t remember it at the moment. She told us this during our great uncle’s funeral.
some of my weirdest, explained: 1. watching a show on adult swim where some kid kills her own mother at a playground. the rest of the show was spent figuring out other killers in the area 20 years after the kid killed her mom. 2. i went to therapy and oprah was my therapist. 3. i was invited to mary elizabeth winstead’s birthday party with some other people, mostly celebrities 4. i was helping the grim reaper fix his satellite dish. 5. me and a few celebrities went to ohio and it got bombed.
I used to have lucid nightmares a lot when I was younger. However, through all of them (though not as commonly today) I had two options; sometimes I decided to stay asleep, and I’ve gotten over a lot of fears that way. However, when things got to be dire, as a last resort (and this goes for all of my dreams honestly) I could automatically wake up by doing a backflip. I can’t even backflip in real life. I also remember having a dream where I was chased through a snowy forest at night by a monster with flashing multicolored eyes, that blasted phonk music as it chased me.
Had a strange dream. I was a male in his mid-twenties (I'm a fifteen-year girl in real-life), and the dream was about me traversing a strange arena with my younger sister. The arena looked rough and unreal, like it was a crappy unfinished Unity project. I don't remember clearly, what happened there, but I remember perfectly how I shot someone with a bazooka, and literally the whole arena just broke, leaving me and my sis floating.
My best dream ever was me and my late great grandad just sitting on a porch just rocking back and forth while talking to each other, this happened a few months ago, I still think it’s him telling me that he’s still here. I wish I met him more than once, still miss him.
Here's the weirdest dream I've ever had (not a nightmare, just weird lol): So it's about how to train your dragon, the little old lady (I think her name is Gothi) was accused of a crime, and the people of Berk decided to test how well she knows the Spanish language to see if she was guilty. Hiccup and Stoick go into a room with lots of palm trees with lemons growing on them, and challenge each other to a game in which they punch down the palm trees like in minecraft. After this, they enter the room with the Spanish test and Gothi is inside a glass chamber alongside a block of minecraft TNT. Nearby people suddenly start yelling that the lemons had escaped. Turns out the lemons had come alive and gone to a town called Brooklyn, and they returned on the backs of guinea pigs the size of horses.
I once had a dream where I was in school and my classmates were making fun of one kid for believing in the norse gods. Suddenly a storm appeared overhead and a giant pufferfish descended from the sky. The pufferfish claimed to be Thor the god of thunder. Everyone that had made fun of the boy began crying and begging for mercy. Thor spit out a glowing blue orb and said that it would explode in 20 minutes. Luckily we managed to escape through the sewers. When we were far enough from the school we climbed out of the sewers and watched the explosion in the distance.
Slept over at a friends house and had the most vivid dream of my life. In the dream, I was in the body of a ten year old boy. For the record, I am not ten years old or a boy. In the dream I had a little sister and a mom and dad and we all lived in the same house. However, something was wrong with the world and we couldn’t have the house too clean or it was considered “cheating” and something bad would happen. This inspires me to write a story that I have now been working on for half a year.
I once dreamt a completely normal day of class and it was so vivid and so accurate I genuinely thought I was awake and in class. I woke up so damn confused.
Ahh, the ol' false awakening. That's annoying. I had a dream that had THREE false awakenings! Waking 1: I walked downstairs and saw a black cat in the living room. "Mom, why is there a cat here? We don't own a cat!" And the cat looked at me all insulted. Waking 2: I walked downstairs and got stuck on the stairs, just walking on the spot, like a glitching video-game character. Waking 3: Sat in bed, suspicious that waking-up wasn't working, so just sat there and watched my room change colours, and get bigger and wider like the walls were stretching out. And *THEN* I woke up.
On one fine day in the lockdown I got a dream in which I woke up early , made my bed (I never do it) , brushed my teeth , ate breakfast and was watching TV when my grandma woke me up and I sat there confused for some mins before realising it was all a dream.
I once had a dream that I was taking a shower and eating a piece of bread, not toast, bread. There was exactly 3 bites of bread left (?) and I dropped it in the shower. Then hit my knees crying and yelling “NOOOOOO”. I still have no idea
I had this really long and wacky dream that ended with me and someone else walked into a large room with nothing in it but a massive round table with a bunch of like 4 foot tall penguin statues and 10ish year old boy in a penguin onesie sitting around it. The boy gestures for us to sit at the table and says, "I bet your wondering why I brought you here today" Then I woke up. I'm still a bit mad that I never got to hear what he had to say.
I had a dream that ended with credits too, when I was like 8. It started off with me being sent to a summer camp, where I was outcasted for some reason, so i went up to the “forbidden attic” which was housing a bunch of dust spirts. Scared the shit out of me but I guess they liked me cause they gave me a dust mask and I ended up befriending all of them :) the credits scene was also very cool, it showed people painting the sky as the names were rolling so it was like a movie dream Edit: Thanks to everyone sharing similar dreams in replies, they all sound really cool :))
When I was 7-8, I had a nightmare that it was the end of the world and my deceased grandma had to put me down so I wouldn’t have to witness it… and once it all faded out, the Halo leaderboard popped up
I once had a dream that had a movie twist at the end. It ended the exact same way it started leaving me (in my dream and irl) wondering if anything in the dream had actually happened or maybe was about too…
I've also had a dream with credits, don't remember much apart from the ending where it turned black and white, zoomed slowly away from two people walking in a graveyard and credits rolled. Very stylish, good cinematography
The lawn mower one just awoken some memories of a dream I had as a child... My brother was a car, a weird fleshy abomination with his face stretched across the grill/lights area but for some reason in the dream I found it pretty cool but not too out the ordinary
Some of my earliest memories are from when I was 3. I was afraid of the Monster's Inc. Scream Extractor for a portion of my younger life, and I had nightmares about it, the stupidest one was where Thomas the tank engine's face was the Extractor and it was ginungulungulus, I'm talking big. There wasn't even a vacuum.
For a long while when I was just a kid I would simply dream of just playing Minecraft. No weird shenanigans, just me imaging things to do in Minecraft next. Very helpful considering that's all I ever did. Also had a few different dreams where I could fly or maybe float by just waving my legs fast enough that I took off the ground. Finally, I once dreamt 3 times about a goldfish that got too big for it's bowl, and then had to be moved into a tank, and then into a pool, and then the ocean. It kept growing until it was flopping around on the puddle that was earth's oceans, and then it just swam into space, and then later ate the earth, and after, the sun like they were both tiny fish pellets. The fish then proceeded to swim/zoom past the camera with the big bang transition sound effect. I honestly don't even know what to add. Weird fish dream.
i’ve had flying dreams like that except i would flap my arms like wings. I would fly from home to school all the time and love it even tho i’m terrified of heights lmao
I can not have any flying dreams. It doesn’t make sense how I have never flown in dreams. I have plenty of dreams where I just off a building and die but I never fly. My closest was jumping pretty high.
Is there anyone else here who feels like they're never in control of themselves during their dreams? Whenever I dream, I feel more like a spectator watching myself from a 1st-person perspective.
I once had a dream where I was in a hardware store. They had tablets and phones in one aisle. I grabbed a phone, entered a url that sent you to Club Penguin and was disappointed to see it had turned into a NSFW website. I cried, ran home, and there was a Crockpot with a keyboard in front of it on the kitchen table. I typed “Bring back club penguin” on the keyboard, the Crockpot blew up, and I died.
One of the strangest dreams I remember with clarity was fleeing from a gigantic Pikachu in a red double decker bus against a red skydrop years before dynamaxing was a thing. Also I had a weird dream last night involving a sad Jimmy Neutron who was being mocked. I've only ever seen the film (didn't have access to the Nickelodeon channel back in the day) so I've no idea why this was a dream.
I had a dream once where I screamed "I'm coming!" so loud that I woke myself up and realized I said it out loud in real life too. It turns out my mom happened to hear it but she assumed I meant I wanted to go with her to the store. Half of me believes she knows what I meant but doesn't want to admit it.
Once I dreamt of getting into a fight with Elsa from Frozen and winning. My friend group is debating whether or not I could do that in real life. They say I can beat Elsa in a fight because of my fire-based equipment and methods.
@@pyrofromtf2 fair point, but if letters in-game appear as mmp-mmph in pyrovision, wouldn't you just be typing random letters. Eh who am I kidding, I go by Space Core, and I don't only talk in space obsessed rambilings.
I had the standard "getting chased by a serial killer with a sledgehammer" dream, but when I woke up there was a shadow in the corner of my room that looked like a person. Scared the shit out of me.
I had a similar dream where i was being chased by someone with an axe. They caught up with me and with a big swing they plunged it into my chest. It was so vivid that i could feel the heaviness and coldness of the blade.
I once had a dream i was running around the Trafford Centre (a shopping centre in manchester), trying to get out from the magically locked doors, all the while, getting chased by killer teddy bears with 6-inch long teeth made of knives (literal kitchen knives). i got out by running outside, and kicking a door down inside of a random university outhouse. yeah, second weirdest dream of my life.
I found myself in a Walmart, looking at a display table showing off some weird new product called "Eggus". Even in the dream I had no idea what it looked like or did. There was a girl nearby who I had a crush on, but she didn't notice me. When I returned later the table was empty, and I audibly expressed frustration at the absence of Eggus so the girl wouldn't think I was a creep who'd only come back to hang around her (I was and I had). Later in that same dream I was sitting in the lobby of a lawyer or insurance agent's office when Cliffy B and a blonde Seth Green walked in, the latter of whom sat down next to me and started telling a bunch of lame non-jokes including, and I quote, "Gabe Newell's perm is called a perm." I didn't laugh, but he didn't stop. Real dreams are always so much more bizarre and inexplicable than just "at school in my underpants".
I've had a few weird dreams, don't know which one is the weirdest: One of them was when me, my brother, and my best friend fixed some random person's boiler. Then we used the money to build a giant skyscraper with a telescope at the top. Thing is, this skyscraper was constantly crumbling, even when we first built it and wouldn't stop even when we strengthened it. Little bits of skyscraper would just always be flaking off. Also the lift that took you to the top of the skyscraper had a giant hole in the back wall. I had this dream when I was about 8 or 9. I have no idea how I remembered it in such great detail.
Easily the strangest dream I've ever had, a pretty recent one too: I was watching Binging with Babish (Babish Culinary Universe, a cooking youtube channel) and he was making hot chocolate that consisted of milk, cocoa, nutmeg, whole espresso beans, a piece of sweet bread, and a slice of boiled cauliflower. He said it was the best hot chocolate he's ever made.
I have some real weird dreams. The one I remember the most happened when I was 8. Basically, this girl (who was Emily Elizabeth from Clifford) was friends with these three ducks. The girl had to stop playing with them so she could go back in her house but the ducks had seperation anxiety or something, because they started thinking the girl didn't want to be friends with them any more. I basically spent the rest of the dream trying to convince them that they were dumb, to no avail. Also, there was a portal under my bed that lead to an indoor waterpark, and randomly, I was put inside a firetruck and the driver started singing to me kids show style about the fire equipment. It was real weird, but it's funny to look back on.
I had a dream that my family and I were in a massive theater watching a never-before-seen opera/musical by Chopin, and it was pretty good. The only part I remember was a woman catching a frog with a southern accent and interrogating him. At some point, their exchange in dialogue changed to a series of weird pictures. That was around the time when the woman asked the frog a question that I can’t remember, and he said, “Well, the delusion of children is that they think they are the prisoners of their parents. But one day, the Net will move its tendrils into the Net, around the Net, inside the Netaaaha ha ha ha ha haaa…” and then the film degraded and then I woke up. And you know that uncanny ability you get when you’re dreaming to pick up on implications that aren’t clear at all? Well, when this frog said this stuff, I guessed that the reason the ‘Net was moving its tendrils inside the Net’ (the Net probably being the Internet) was because anything that it touched would become a part of it. My brain. Made analog horror. From a musical written by Chopin.
one time i had this dream that Death itself (grim reaper interpretation, dark robes, skeletal hands, etc) was just hanging around in a local mall. they looked lonely, so i approached, and when they turned around, instead of the expected humanoid skull or empty hood, they had this cartoonish skull face like a mascot costume head. we just stood around and hung out, but i had to be careful never to make physical contact with them for obvious reasons. neither of us had any communication the whole time, but it was pretty fun i suppose. a while later, i had a drram wherein i returned to this shopping center, and after failing to find a part time job setting tables for an outdoor seating are on account of the tables disappearing, i found death again, and they greeted me like an old friend, apparently remembering from the last time we met. for the second time, we just, coexisted nonverbally in this shopping mall, just sitting on a bench looking at our reflections in the storefront windows. it was strangely relaxing
In the middle of the night my cousin said "kneecap cereal" and when I asked her what she was talking about she just said "mcdonalds". Apparently kneecap cereal was a new item in mcdonalds. I also had a dream that me and my friends were invisible so we decided to school and scare everyone. That was one of the best dreams I have ever had.
I gotta be honest and tell you that I laughed WAY too hard at that first one at 2:00 AM, like the kind of laugh where your breath gets wheezy and then your voice cuts out because you're just laughing THAT hard and can't stop? Yeah, I think my day has been made 😂
My most confusing dream by being chased by the coco pops mascot outside and then somehow we were friends Also when my dreams ended, I go through a rainbow portal ready to go back into the real world, it doesn’t happen anymore
I remember waking up in Jerma's house, and then being chased by him the whole time, running around his house. Wild dreams happen, you pass out while watching your favourite streamers...
I once had a dream where I thought "this is kinda like a dream, I wonder if it is a dream. Let me test it." And all I did was touch the ground, got confused if not feeling it meant I was in a dream or wasnt in a dream, and finally decided it was not a dream. The dream itself was a normal dream.
I had the exact opposite, where I fully realized I was in a dream, decided to test the limits of the dream by kicking a tree, and when kicking the tree actually hurt, had a bit of an existential moment. (Edit: I do feel bad about kicking the tree, even though it was probably more than 20 times bigger than me. And I realized I was dreaming because I was flying amongst its branches.)
I frequently have extremely complex dreams that I write down, but my favourite dream that I wrote down was "wasp laden anxiety dreams" it was multiple dreams one after the other and it was horrible but I just really love the turn of phrase
2:17 I've had a dream end in credits before. Actually the whole dream was a movie I was making with my stuffed animals and dad. We were initially just making a horror movie but then my dad and I started getting chased by the police and then it ended in a feel good song where we all held hands and moved into and apartment complex together.
I've had a reoccurring dream when I was younger that had very late 80s - early 90s straight-to-VHS kind of opening credits set in some kind of polished oak home office with leather back books strewn across the desk. The actual dream that would take place after the credits was always a bit hard to remember, but the Genie and Aladdin from the 2D animated Disney movie were always present.
I vividly remember having a dream about watching youtube when suddenly I heard dolphin noises around me. I could not tell you where the noises were coming from, nor the overwhelming sense of dread I felt while they were happening.
I had a dream where I had to experience an ENTIRE WORK DAY for 9 hours. The walk, the work and everything else felt like a normal day. But when I woke up I realized I have to go through that all over again…
I had a dream in which: • They had put out a DVD or possibly several to tie into the latest Endless Ocean game • I repeatedly got eaten, legs-first, by a regular-sized bowmouth guitarfish that could somehow move and breathe on land • I got stung on my thumb by a stingray and had to go to a hospital, and the hospital was not only connected to a hotel by a set of stairs and a door, but shared the hotel's aesthetics • I was in this sort of industrial-looking science museum in the southeast California desert which seemed to be mostly about desert animals, but the gift shop was mostly Transformers toys (and no, NOT Beast Wars ones).
One Thursday night I had a dream that I experienced an entire school day and was convinced it was real when I woke up. You can probably imagine my disappointment
Oh i do that quite often. Usually it involves my bff who has been homeschooling since covid coming back to in person school and im so happy to finally hang out again but then i wake up and im still in my same ol depressing life. :(
Every dream I have is insanity. I have to keep logs of them, and without fail I have dozens of dreams that might aswell be full length movies and video games. They have plot, suspense, unreal elements, and I love it. My nightmares can be downright horrific, but they never disappoint. Legit I used half of my dreams as concepts for my writing.
Man same, I wish I'd write them down (although I can remember them), but I dream the most non sensical stuff ever. I never, never ever have a serious dream.
My dad had a dream where "the Kool- Aid man was arrested and publicly executed for smashing through all those walls". My dad woke up in the middle of the night and screamed " not the Kool- Aid man!".
There's one very strange dream I remember having a few years back; I was in school when a janitor turned into a xenomorph before disintegrating and one of my classmates grew five heads and turned orange. Then we were called up to the hall over something and half the class became ants. Then I was on a footpath when someone grabbed me and blew some green mist into my face. Then some guy entering a house, me walking away after an argument with a friend and there were three tuckshops for some reason, then it started getting difficult to breathe, some Star Wars Stormtroopers were defending a resort from giant cockroaches and then I woke up with a constricted chest. Kinda odd.
A few dreams I remember I had include: 1. I once had a dream that Plantera from Terraria tried to eat the school I go to. 2. Me and a group of Scottish ninjas were fighting against a small army of Americans in a desert in the middle of dream France. They were attempting to destroy the tanks while I tried to open what looked like a half-buried hangar. 3. Was in dream France again but this time in the middle of a city. Me and some people from the school I go to were staying in a group of hotels around a circular area between them. This dream had a part 2 where I was getting an ice cream from the cafe outside the hotel I was staying in. Gordon Ramsay then shouted "this goat is a better chef than you." Followed by a goat yeeting the chef into a window of one of the nearby buildings. 4. Was in my bedroom and there was a ring of blue people in the middle of the room who were all asking talking Ben for some cheese. 5. At about the same time as Harambe died, I saw something (while fully-conscious) that resembled his ghost. I then had about 4 dreams about him. In one of them he gave me the ability to speak in dreams and in another I was falling down a waterfall and when I remembered him I suddenly woke up. Perhaps the memes were right the whole time... 6. Was staying in a static caravan with my parents and my mom's parents for the night, I go to grab my phone so I can play some Turbo Dismount but the lights suddenly go out and this freaky deformed giant blue head appears in front of me, screams, everything goes black then the dream ends. This was followed up by a part two where I was in some sort of giant building at night. I go to get some water then I hear a strange sound like a fan starting up then exploding. The person working there then says "Not this Sh*t again!" Which is followed by a few screams from the corridor and a badly deformed bear thing appearing at the end of the corridor. 7. My first lucid dream and already the problems were happening only 2 minutes in. I was in my house but it was getting slowly bigger and packets of sweets (candies if you're going to complain) were appearing. They started off normal at first: randoms, haribos, occasional fruit strings and wine gums. They started to get weirder however. At first, they got a bit bigger and eventually turned into new sweets that probably don't exist. Eventually I was stuck with a small pile of giant green nightmare jelly bears, and edible blue sculptures of heads with giant afros/brains. They started to get horrifyingly deformed as I fell deeper into my sleep. Eventually I had one of those moments in a dream where you just know something without evidence. A robotic sweet rabbit thing was after me. I first saw it's awful red eyes in the now distant window and saw it go enter the lounge. By the time it reached me, the dream ended. I knew I couldn't force myself to wake up when I'd noticed things going wrong because I'd get sleep paralysis for at least 20 minutes. Not sure how I knew but when I woke up, I had an awful headache and sleep paralysis for about 2 minutes. For those wondering where the lucid part comes in, I was able to control if the lights in the house were on or off with my mind 8. Had a dream that my dad's parents had moved to a nice house with a large field of blue grass which had been adapted into a garden/bird watching area. Their dead dog was running around a pond in the middle of the field. Not much happened but I did look up just before the dream ended and saw that the sky was green. 9. The school I go to had been taken over by a terrorist version of Anubis who was planning to destroy Europe and America. Eventually, me and a group of people were able to get to his office and absolutely yeet him. 10. I was in my lounge at night with my dog (as seen in the top left) and some red eyes appeared then everything went dark. 11. Casually walking in the snow at night in a random village that doesn't exist. 12. A dinosaur statue turned into an epic giant armoured komodo dragon thing on the border of dream Florida. 13. I punched an evil cloud 14. I ate noodles with Pingu 15. Was in a white room with a whistling fish. Some cereal boxes on a bus helped to free us and took us to the nearby farm. 16. Spoke to a giant golden moai (I now have my own golden moai). 17. I hired some 4 year olds to punch someone in the nose 18. Became a world-famous superhero after flying into a helicopter which was being used to steal loads of croissants from France. Why is it always France 19. Dreamed I rejected someone while running through a green wartime factory at midnight
You really should keep a dream journal with all of this. The moment I knew I should note mine down was when Dream (the youtuber) made out of melons started chasing me with murderous intent.
These are so funny omg! Also you should definitely keep a dream journal like the other person commented! I started one during quarantine and now I have over 100 dreams written down (although most of them are just bullet points that I will probably forget what the dream was about)
I had similar one to 11 I was in minecraft walking through a village I built and repopulated myself. The villagers called me father and God. A raid happened and all villagers started screaming then pillagers showed up and I just called out "THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN" And everyone came from their part of the song while it was playing. Then it was revealed that we were 100,000,000 years into the future and this was the remnants of NYC after WW3 ( The Statue of Liberty was there but she was also a mech patrolling the perimeter of the village)
When I was a child I had a dream that I had to go upstairs to get the mayonnaise, which for some reason was being kept upstairs, but Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z was at the top of the stairs and kept screaming at me that I couldn't have the mustard (apparently the mayonnaise was now mustard). For some reason that dream shook me up so bad I still vividly remember it over 20 years later.
I once had a dream where I was making a potion in this magical forest and the last thing I needed was the heart of a magical creature. I was traveling with this weird saytr thing this whole time and he looked me in the eyes and said very enthusiasticly "Me! Im that magical creature!" And then it just cuts to me gutting him. His organs were pastel and hot pink and covered in gold glitter. I found his heart, drank the potion and woke up. I was 8 years old
Reminds me of the time I had a dream where Merlin (not from the show just from the myths so he had a long white beard and purple robes), Medusa, and I were on a quest and we needed some poison thing so Medusa CUT OFF HER OWN HEAD AND DUG OUT WEIRD WORM LOOKING THINGS WITH AN ARROW WHILE MERLIN STOOD BY AND HELD HER HAND WHILE HIS EYES WENT ALL SPARKLY AND SAD LIKE AN ANIME GIRLS. I think they were dating. I have no idea how my mind came up with that but it was weird.
Had a nightmare when I was like 3 where there were 6 plants and worms kept eating the plants. Woke up screaming. Another dream where a witch kidnapped me and kept trying to make me eat "badminton soup". I found this significantly less scary than the worms.
I had a dream once that had a ton of detail, but all you need to know is that I was traveling across the Pacific Ocean, floating in laundry baskets, with the characters from Heathers.
Once I had a dream about my dad going to wash a rubber ball in the bathroom sink and subsequently being kidnapped and mind controlled by an alien. There's a lot of lore to that dream. I had it probably like 10 years ago and I still remember every detail
@@Defnotatransgirl ok maybe not. A lot of it? But there was the fact that this particular race of aliens seemed very lonely and went to earth to mind control humans into being their friends. I feel like they could have gone about making friends with us in some other way, but I probably shouldn't be so invested in the logic of a dream I had at 5 years old.
I had a dream last week (I'm eighteen btw) that I was a little boy waiting for Santa, he came down the fire place but Santa turned out to be a feral alligator dressed in a santa costume, and I remember thinking that I had to pretend to be asleep or he would eat me.
my dreams are always incredibly vivid, graphic and strange, one of my most recent involved me getting kidnapped out of my house in the middle of the night by a woman who made me pretend i was a horse in a cage for what felt like hours. she then returned me to my house and chased my family up the stairs with a knife before i promptly woke up.
I had a dream I was willingly kidnapped from school by a man in a mask. He took me into a secret compartment in my high school and let me just kinda chill on my phone until my mom came to get me.
Just recently had this one. Had a dream about eating breakfast dinner with a random family I’ve never met before. I accidentally spilled orange juice all over the teen daughter’s plate. Then the family started screaming at me but all I would hear was sitcom applause. Then the family was switched out to another one, this time with a couple talking about work. I said that I was the horse that the husband is having an affair with (I am in fact a 16 year old human being). I just kept on ruining other people’s days until I woke up.
@@99morphine as of now, I am. Except for my sleep schedule. It’s more totaled than the Prius I rammed into (I have not touched a steering wheel since December, I have never hit a car in my entire driving career)
idk why but I’ve been keeping track of my weird dreams since I was like in third grade lmao Some of my favorites are: - a dream where I was running around at school w/ my friends (this was like when I was 11?) and I accidentally stepped on a hole with a cougar in it. The cougar started chasing us and we all started screaming and then my aunt came and leashed it and took it into a hotel. When my aunt came back, the cougar was still on a leash, but it was now an old lady with a shirt that said ‘I love cougars.’ She then looked me in the eye and proclaimed, “Cougars over 90 years old like to wear costumes” - one where my mom found a big, triangular flat carrot in the fridge. She started buttering it and put it in my lunchbox. I don’t even like carrots - one where I accidentally dropped a sock outside that was an “inflatable car” (a car that inflates from a sock? Idk) and I asked my dad if the police would capture me for littering. He said they wouldn’t but I said it was a “1940s inflatable car” (which was apparently valuable) so then he was like “ok, they’ll capture you then.” I got super worried and the rest of the dream was just me freaking out about accidentally dropping a sock - a dream where my grandma got mad at me for not giving her exactly 10 potatoes and locked me up - a dream where I lost my hand or foot or something and I texted my friend and they were like “oh, ok”? And we were pretty chill about it? Idk I don’t remember this one lol
My stepdad had a dream where me and him followed the postmans horse onto a frozen lake. Then i started throwing fireballs at the horse until it fell through the ice. We then had to get help from our neighbor to pull it up
I've had many absolutely bonkers dreams, but it has got to be between the one where I was executed through poisoning and then dreamed my way throughout death (literally the entire process of death, including dying, BEING DEAD, and AFTER DEATH. That was a whole trip) or the one where my uncle ran a cult where people would tie themselves to wooden chairs and tip backward into bonfires. I watched most of my family unalive themselves that way...that was a nightmare.
I dreamt that I was attending my brother's wedding as his best man. It was in a beautiful green field surrounded by a wall of hedges. The bride made her entrance from one of those cheap tool sheds that you would find at Home Depot. I didn't know who she was, so I leaned to the person next to me to ask what her name was. The man non-chalantly said: "Jambalaya". After ensuring that he wasn't kidding, I sat in my chair for the rest of the dream. I was having a dillema considering whether I should confront my brother about the name in the future, but I decided against it after concluding that it would be rude to do so. I still endured the moral quandry until I awoke in a cold sweat.
I dreamt once that I was building a space rocket in a field. It was a documentary type dream with interviews with complete strangers. When the rocket took off the pilot got injured and suddenly I was visiting him in hospital with a camera crew and a chimpanzee dressed as a nurse was pushing his wheelchair.
