SleepWALKING tales from Reddit 

As promised, if you'd like to hear a Norwegian soldier sleeptalk then this is the video for you: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-n5SQhJ6DFfc.html If not then just discuss, I dunno, what emoji you think there should be that there's not already an emoji of.

Sleepwalking is basically when all your braincells get together and try to control a human (you) with only the arrow keys.

My mom sleeptalks. One time, she woke me up in the middle of the night and told me, "Wake up. We have to leave here NOW!" I was super freaked out and asked her why. She told me, in an incredibly distressed voice, that it was because "THE CATS CAN'T EAT SPAGHETTI!"

While sleepwalking I walked around the house while screaming, "I'M FUCKING SCARED," and when my brother tried waking me up I told him "Are the triangles equilateral yet?" I woke up behind the couch. The dream was the house flooding with isoceles triangles because I didn't cut them as equilaterals.

I remember my parents telling me about how I'd gotten up out of bed, waited at the top of the stairs, went back into my room, went right up to my closet, and declared "I'm going to the otherworld."

My sister used to sleepwalk. She once stumbled into our parents' room in the middle of the night, and even went so far as to shake them awake. My mom squinted at her in the dark, and my sister just had this... blank look in her eyes. In a completely flat tone, she asked "can I clean something?" My mom, understandably, replied with "huh?" And my sister responded with "blah, blah, blah."

My dad used to tell me a story of how my uncle used to sleepwalk all the way outside and to the trashcan specifically to pee on it. Apparently this was almost a nightly occurrence, and if you tried to stop him, he'd begin crying

Similar to the Batman one, my friend told me how one night he full on karate style kicked the bathroom door open while his dad was on the toilet and yelled “WHATS ALL THIS THEN?!” At the top of his lungs, he then proceeded to walk back to his room and fell back asleep only to be woken later by his dad asking why he had done that, he says he was having a dream about being a swat member. Absolutely brilliant

My brothers were having a sleep-over with two friends. Three of them woke up to see one of my brothers standing, staring out the window. When they tried to talk to him, he turned to them and declared, "THEY'RE NOT HERE NOW, THEY'RE IN ME!", and then lay back down. Needless to say, he was the only one who got any more sleep that night!

My sleepwalking experience is just me walking down the hallway and saying "Do you remember, the fruit?" Plus once I woke up playing Portal 2.

One time when I was about 8, I came downstairs, sleepwalking. I had my hands cupped and insisted to my parents I had to take a spider outside. My mum is terrified of spiders and ran away. My dad tried to take the spider from me to put it outside. There was, in fact, no spider.

This happened one night and my dad told my mum and I the next morning: He leaned over the side of the bed and decided he simply had to write something down. He wrote it, but immediately couldn’t remember what he wrote so decided he’d find out in the morning what it said and went back to sleep. He then looked at it in the morning and it said “BATMAN” in block capitals over a couple of phone numbers 🤣

My mum loves to talk about the time my dad sat straight up in bed and whispered “The leviathan never sleeps” she said it scared the ever loving hell out of her. Another time, he rolled over towards her in the middle of the night and said “uh oh”, giggled and rolled back over. He’s never said a word in his sleep since

I once answered a call from my friend while I was asleep and coached her through relationship problems. She told me later that it was all really good advice apart from when I told her in full seriousness “just STUFF him full of grapes”

Once I was on a residential in a room with 8 other girls I was awake when suddenly one of the the girls yelled “FETCH ME MY LAMBS!!”

During an overnight visit a girl from my school sat up straight in bed, stared at me with terrifyingly wide eyes and told me to watch out for the mushrooms. I’m remembering it for the rest of my life.

My mom told me one morning when I woke up that I had slept walked last night. Apparently at midnight I walked to her bedroom and stopped at the foot of her bed yelling random things like “The dogs went to the good place!” and “You don’t deserve that after you hurt the fridge!” Mom tried to ask if I was okay and what I was so angry about, and all I did was yell back “NOTHING!” and walked back to my own bed.

when i was younger, i shared a room with sister. well one night she randomly got up, turned on every single light in the house and started repeatedly whispering “do not listen to the koala” turns out she was dreaming and about a koala that accused her of eating 20 stacks of paper.

My twin sister has done a few odd things while sleepwalking. One time while we were staying over at our grandparents, she stumbled into the kitchen, grabbed a gallon of orange juice out of the fridge, walked back to the doorway of our bedroom, and proceeded to pour the orange juice onto the floor. Another time she, again, wandered into the kitchen, grabbed a handtowel, ran back into our room, jumped onto our bed and started yelling "I'M A FREAKIN' LEGENDARY POKEMON!!" while waving the towel around in a circular motion. Somehow, I didn't wake up either time despite sharing a room with her.

One time when I was sick, I dreamed I was fighting a civil-war era battle but with giant beavers as tanks that would wack soldiers with their gigantic tails. I woke up in a delusional state and went downstairs to use the restroom- still thinking I was in the dream and that the bottom of the stairs was enemy territory. When I exited the restroom, I awoke my parents, whom I questioned “why are you at the bottom of the hill? The beavers will kill you!”

my mom told me a story of how my dad stood up on the bed one night, pointed at the headboard, and shouted “THE PLANE IT’S COMING RIGHT AT US”

My mother came into my room, searching for something and I stood up, still dreaming about sheep. She said "You can sleep" and I responded with: "The sheep does not sleep" with an insulted face.

According to my sister, one night, I walked into her room and said "I am going to sleep here." She responded "No, you are not, I am sleeping here." I apperently just repeated that I was going to sleep there, getting louder and angrier every time until I just laid down in her bed pushing her off. I woke up feeling more refreshed than even before or since.

My mom told me this story because I genuinely cannot remember this, when I was younger I sleep walked to the laundry room and threw away a bubble gum wrapper that was on my desk into the hamper and proceeded to stare at the wall until my mom came to see what I was doing. I responded to her “tash can”

When I was a little younger, I almost became a missing person, because me and my dad were camping on a mountain, in separate tents, I sleepwalked out of my tent, away from the campsite, and woke up in the forest, pointing up the mountain towards a weird cave, and it started raining. Convinced myself it was a dream, took a piss, and went back to sleep (with my glasses on, for...some reason.) It happened a second time when my whole family was camping, but my mum woke up and prevented me from climbing a mountain, totally unequipped, at 9 years old, in my sleep. I did the same thing at a hotel once, and had to yell into a telephone in the lobby for a good five minutes before anyone came. Also, one time I sleepwalked into the garage and ate two full-size bags of swedish fish.

i once sat straight up in my bed in the middle of the night, yelled "EVERYBODY HAS A SPINE", and then went back to sleep--my sister still makes fun of me for it

my mom's story: when she was a teen and preparing for some maths exam, she spent a lot of the day solving trig problems. in the middle of the night my grandma found her in the kitchen, crying in front of the fridge. when she asked what was wrong, my mom just said "i can't find my triangles :(((" also one time she apparently tried to drink a cactus

The one time I sleepwalked was when my parents suddenly woke and found me from the kitchen, a rolling pin on hand my hands and repeating: "My mirror reflection is gone."

I'm honestly surprised at how many things you can do while unconscious. Like that one dude who got in his car and turned on the engine. I wonder if he could put it in drive, steer the vehicle, and order a burger from the nearest Mickey D's, all while asleep.

At every family gathering my mum tells the story of how my sister once dreamt she was a cat and crawled around her room on her hands and knees while meowing in a horrifyingly accurate manner. She wouldn’t wake up for a few minutes even when shaken vigorously, scared my mum shitless. She says she thought she was possessed or something lmao

I had a roommate who I once sleepwalked a FLAWLESS Smeagol impression. The voice, the walk, the whole experience. In my room, in the dead of night. Probably the closest I'll ever experience to encountering an actual goblin.

I remember that for my whole childhood, every time I woke up I had my feet on my pillow and my head where my feet should have been. Aparently, I also laughed when turning around.

My uncle used to play darts in his sleep with actual darts . Stayed the night at a friends house and he got up walked out the front door . I was awake so I followed him as he proceeded to walk around the block and past the fire station . How he never got run over is beyond me . Finally he got home sat down for a few minutes then wide awake he asked if I wanted a cup of coffee as if nothing had happened .

When my sister was very small, she was caught collecting underwear from her drawer. My mom asked her “Paula, what are you doing?” She said “collecting flowers”. 💀

I once got up, turned my shirt inside out and put it on backwards, went downstairs, sat in the doorway to my mom's office, repeated "I'm not sleepy" about 10 times, yelled "CANNED BEANS EAT LIKE BEANS", and proceeded to walk back up to my bedroom and lay down on the floor while repeatedly punching it. I woke up that morning after having a dream about two xenomorphs having a contest over which one could open the most bean cans with a crowbar.

One time, my friend told me that her brother sleepwalked into her room while she was awake, blankly stared at her, said the word “cheese” and face planted onto the floor. He instantly woke up and acted like he had just been chased a million miles. This is just what I heard from my friend, mind you, I have no idea whether or not it’s real.

I know I’m horribly late but everyone else eventually shares their story so here we go: I was sleeping in the living room with my parents one night, when suddenly I just sprung up, went into the kitchen without turning the light on (which for me is a huge deal) grabbed a napkin, went to a table next to where I was sleeping and started to wipe it. When my parents asked me what I was doing, I said “there’s a spill…I have to clean it.” Then, I left the napkin there and just went back into bed. Next morning, there was a napkin on the table, I asked “why is there a napkin on the table?” And my parents told me what I just told you. 😂

It amazes me how many cognitive functions you can do while sleep walking

My ex would get up, apologize to me that he barged into my room uninvited, call me m'lady then start panicking and running around the room, searching for a door. It happened on multiple occasions.

Back when I was about 9 years old I loved horror films, the thought of being so afraid of something was so cool to me, it wasn't that they didn't scare me, it was that they did scare me, and I loved (and now miss) that feeling. So horror movies and ghosts resided in the back of my brain 24/7. any creeks or cracks in my 200-year-old farmhouse had me on edge at all times, my little sister (7 at the time) had a room down the hall from mine and always wore one of those messy nightgowns with her messy, curly hair going down the front of her face. My bed faced through my door that would not close, and down the hall where I could see her door on the right. One night as I was drifting to sleep, I peeked up from my bed and saw my sister, just, standing there I shined my flashlight onto her and she just walked away, it was about 2300 then. I have never seen her sleepwalk before, or again. I'll bring it up every once in a while but she doesn't remember it.

Mine was as follows: I was crashed out on the couch with my dad nearby (other couch) I think we were watching tv or youtube. I had a large container full of peanut butter filled pretzels in the shapes of pillows. My dad told me in the following morning that while I was asleep, I picked up the container and muttered "isn't it obvious?" Makes me giggle every time I think of it

I once tried to sleepwalk to the bathroom to pee but couldn't figure out the door handle so my parents woke to me repeatedly slamming my head against the bathroom door like a zombie

A kid in my hometown apparently sleepwalked 2 kilometers in his pyjamas, in the night, during the winter, in -20˚C weather, with over a meter of snow, to his grandparents house. No idea how he made it there and didnt freeze to death. He was fine.

I remember in a campout, the tent next to mine was a 12 person tent, and it is where my friends were staying, and one of them was sleepwalking in the tent, and woke up another one of my friends, and the sleepwalking friend stared at him for a little bit, and when asked why, he said (in sleeptalk) “medicinal reasons”

I love this comment section, it’s like the video never ended because I still get absolutely golden sleepwalking tales

When my brother was a kid he wandered into our parent's bedroom in the middle of the night. He woke our mum up with the blankest look on his face and said "there's something in my feather box". This continued with many variations along the lines of "guess what's in my feather box" and "oh no something's in there" for a solid five minutes before suddenly shouting "THERE'S FEATHERS IN MY FEATHER BOX" and then he left and went back to bed. He's never slept walked before or since.

One time, my sister sleepwalked all the way to school, including getting ready, getting on the bus, etc. She woke up in front of her locker. Her shirt was inside-out, but that was the only thing wrong. Seeing all these makes me realize just how incredibly lucky she was...

3:41 it's okay, he's doing his best electric fan impression. Leave him be.

my brother has sleepWALKed before, but his sleepTALKing is so much worse. on the more tame side, he wakes up yelling for help. usually the antagonist of the dream seems to be me. on the more extreme end, we went on a week long roadtrip the end of this summer, so we were staying in hotels. one time in the middle of the night, he woke up screaming and looking around violently, and my parents had to grab and hold him down. it was the most guttural and terrified scream i've ever heard. we had to call the front desk and let them know what had happened, just in case anyone [ definitely ] got woken up by it. he said that there was some creature or figure right off the side of the bed, and that it had suddenly disappeared. no one went back to sleep.

When I was in first grade, I got pneumonia and could hardly sleep at all due to the coughing and needing to take medicine every four hours. My mom moved me into her room so she could monitor and comfort me. I remember I woke up from a nap in the living room and started crying that I had been moved out of her bedroom while asleep. I was inconsolable. Turns out I had sleptwalked out of bed, grabbed a snack from the pantry, turned on the tv and told mom I wanted to be a Disney Princess.

I remember about a month or so ago, I was half asleep and my best friend (who was having a sleepover with me) woke me up frantically yelling how she couldn't breathe. She then when on to kick me in the back, tell me not to look at her, and then continued to ramble on about cheese. I hadn't realized she was sleep talking and kicking me until the morning, when I asked her about it. She told me she had no idea what she was dreaming about.. to this day, I remain curious..

My aunt somehow left the house through the front door and then locked it from the outside. She then spent about an hour standing outside my grandparents window from the porch. I believe she was about 6-7

Happened to a friend of mine after he started taking sleeping pills. Nothing wrong the first few nights, then the next thing he knows after going to bed one night, he's sitting in his car in a McDonald's parking lot at 7 AM, in the drive-thru, apparently having ordered three egg McMuffins and a cup of chocolate sauce. Said McDonald's was four counties over. What woke him up was the sound of a cop tapping on his window, believing him to be drunk.

My parents always say I sleepwalk a lot. Yesterday I had to sleep in the sofa since my parents said “I was so mad they couldn’t bring me up the stairs” 💀

3:58 - job was so bad that he sleepwalked out from it

I use to sleepwalk and one time my mum found me on the kitchen table just flat, the only thing I can't stop thinking about is that there had to be some trial and error because our table was never clean so I can just imagine little me stumbling around and falling off the table😂

My one experience with sleepwalking/talking has been my mum catching me babbling manically as a child about broccoli before making the dangerous trip downstairs to find some (she followed me to ensure I survived my mission). I did not, in fact, find the broccoli. Additionally I didn’t even like broccoli. It literally never happened again (that we know of LOL). My mum on the other hand has terrified me with her sleeptalking. Literally 2 months ago she screamed “heeeelp meeee” and “saaaaave me” in a drawn out way like a wailing banshee in the early hours of the morning.

My grandma found my cousin once in the kitchen when he was about six or seven. He put every single yoghurt from the fridge on the chairs and tried to peel the carrots with the biggest knife they had. My grandma only woke up because he went into my grandparents bedroom to get the iron. Turns out he wanted to iron the carrots and make a yoghurt carrot soup on the chairs

7 months and it's still funny, and I can now confirm that this weird "body volcano system" (full-body sweat thingy) occurs when I'm enjoying something. Cheers, Mr. Rose!

I once pissed in my cousin’s closet mistaking it for a urinal in my groggy state when I was about 5, that same cousin woke up during a sleepover at his house, I woke up a bit later to him in his snow gear with a blanket on his shoulder whispering about our grandparent’s car, odd people we are.

My aunt Carrie used to be a sleepwalker before she was in a car accident and was paralyzed. So now she is mostly a sleep talker but sometimes tries to move out of her wheelchair and one day my uncle Joel woke up to find her laying on the floor talking about how her legs won’t work and to help her drive to Walmart.

One time my mom sleepwalked into the kitchen, prepared a frozen cheeseburger, chopped up a tomato to put on it, then put a pickle on top of her head and went back to her room. I told her about it when she woke up. Apparently the pickle thing was something her dad used to do to be silly with her when she was a kid.

My sister heard me talking about being in Africa without clothes or period pads. That was a weird dream. The one night my sister and I decided to have a gaming sleepover. She thought I was having a nightmare. She apparently tried to slap me awake but I'm a heavy sleeper. Another time my mum heard me misquote Top Gun and said seed instead of speed. I remember dreaming about chestnuts. More recently, I was dreaming that I was trying to say "no mayonnaise!," but I woke up and just randomly said, "No!" Turns out I eat in my sleep. Since starting college, I have on far too many occasions, woken up surrounded by chocolate wrappers. I wonder what made me gain TWENTY POUNDS... I WONDER... Or I would wake up mid pantry raid and be all confused until I realise where I am.

one night i walked into my parents room when they were sleeing because i had a bad dream. my mum was patting my dad on the back and saying "you got this! keep pushing! you can achieve your goal" and my dad was kind of just laying there. the next morning i asked dad about it and he says "yeah... you get used to it..." my sister is a sleepwalker as well and when i was a lot younger, i remember she always used to come into my room and just stand there staring at me. i got used to it eventually until one time she got real close and whispered "the lion in the wall is telling me to worship satan". the lion in the wall was my biggest fear before and after that.

One time i walked into my parent's room, woke up my mom and said "Mom, this mushroom belongs to Italy!" Several times while pointing in another direction. It's the only time i've sleepwalked. I was taking a new medication when it happened.

I recently sleepwalked, unlocked the door to the garden, and sat in a bush. I woke myself up, scared as shit, hobbling back into my room. Then I slept walk again and got a glass of milk.

One time I was having a sleepover with my friend and of course we stayed up til 12 am talking but I wanted to go to sleep but SHE KEPT ON TALKING UNTIL 1:30!!! I was so tired that 1 hour later I started HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING IN HER EAR 💀 and she said “shut up or you’ll wake everyone up” my response to this was to laugh … EVEN LOUDER 😂 my friend now is like shut the f*ck up. At these words I commando roll across the bed and onto the floor (still hysterically laughing) off the bed with all the covers 😅 turns out I was asleep the whole entire time

Stole my moms graphing calculator. I didn’t even remember it. You know what makes it better? It just appeared back in its spot in the morning.

My partner leapt up while dead asleep, peered through the window blinds, and urgently bid me to "MAKE THE TEA!" before lying peacefully back down as if nothing had happened.

A few of these are absolutely terrifying to me! The idea of chipping your teeth while asleep, or of sleep-driving, or of quitting your job... 0_0 absolute nightmare! (Pun intended) Most of the rest are hilarious tho 😅👍

My mom told me about this guy at work once who went on this store website (can’t remember if it was Walmart or Costco) and bought 2 TVs, an IPhone, a fridge, a washing machine, hundreds of snacks, at least 4 printers and many many more. He says he can’t remember how many things he bought but that was only the least of it. ALL IN HIS SLEEP. Also one time I went to this camp with the kids at our school and in our cabin there was this weird noise after most of them had fallen asleep. Apparently one of the guys started humming in his sleep and after I had fallen asleep one other kid said this soft humming turned into humming music very loudly IN HIS SLEEP.

About an year ago I went to a school trip where we stayed at an hotel and I was staying with my friend. When we finally went to sleep apparently I started to breathe incredibly fast like I was having an panic attack. When my friend asked if I was ok and apparently I responded with “oh no dude Im fine don’t worry” and went asleep immediately

I slept-walked into my brother's bedroom while he was asleep, picked him up, dumped him outside, then crawled into his bed and went to sleep. Woke up the next morning confused as fuck as to why I was in his room to find him in the kitchen crying with a bruised up face.

I once got up in the middle of the night, pluged my guitar into the amp and started playing heavy metal. My dad came in and asked me what the f*** i was doing. I just grunted, turned off the amp and went back to bed. I don't remember any of this and was told about it in the morning.

The only time i’ve sleepwalked, i slowly lifted my head at 2:00 in the morning and yelled my sisters name repeatedly as if she died, what my mum did when she heard, slowly pushed my head back down

I'm so glad I found your channel. One of these in the morning and it's near impossible to start the day without a big smile

Omg so many good stories. I sleepwalked a lot as a child, and still do occasionally. I'll list a few of my favourites: - My mum walked in to my room to check on me to find me sat bolt upright in bed. She apparently asked me "are you awake?" And I looked straight at her and replied "of course I'm not awake" and lay back down like some sort of possessed demon child. - I once walked into my parents room, I think about 6/7 years old, with an armful of vhs tapes. I then started placing them on the bed one by one whilst explaining "so this is the kidney... this is the liver..." and so on. What on earth was I dreaming about. - A recent one. My partner woke up to me sitting up in bed and pulling the covers off him, scrunching them up at the foot of the bed. He asked me what I was doing, and I told him I was "making spaghetti". Also, not sleepwalking, but I love to keep track of stuff my partner says in his sleep. My two favourites are: - in a very sexy, seductive voice: "Ah, I see. So, eventually you'll depolarise my anatomy. Interesting" and - "Oooh yeah, bebe. That's wrong and you're wrong"

One time my mum sleepwalked around the house, tilting all the paintings, and then cried out "There's too many levels!". The next day she accused ME of tilting the paintings, because it was 'something I would do'.

My best friend sleepwalks. One night she starts sleep baking cornbread. She got up, opened the box, got a bowl, and without turning the oven on put it to bake after mixing it thoroughly with nothing else but her finger. Another time she crawled onto my bed while we were having a sleepover and decided that she was going to snuggle with a loaf of bread. Not kidding Edit: forgot my own. When I was like 5 or 6, I was running in a dream which resulted with me running directly into a door, more directly the door knob. I only remember this because I woke up with a massive headache after running straight into said door.

0:45 secretly he wants meat, his body is trying to get him to eat it.

My mama says I used to sit up in my sleep, look around, mutter something, and then lay back down. Apparently I did this often

i dont sleepwalk, but the other day i was inexplicably so wacked out (still dont know why or what i did to achieve) that i legitimately thought i was dreaming in a Costco food court. Ordered a slice of pepperoni pizza, cried over it because it was such a beautiful shade of orange, ate the pepperonis, also crying about how crispy they were, and then described the cheese as "fluffy" to my highly concerned mother. I then ordered another slice of pepperoni pizza, forgetting money is a thing in "The Waking World" and my mother gave me the two dollars i needed for it. Proceeded to cry in front of the extremly freaked out guy working behind the counter when I realized that this giant slice of amazingly greasy yet delicious pepperoni pizza was only two dollars. Ate both slices of pizza while staring intently at my cup of soda because the pepsi cup was blue and I had never seen such a beautiful shade of blue. Insisted this was the coolest Sam's Club I'd ever been to and wandered off to the pillow section and cried over a fluffy pillow with faux fur on the outside. I still dont know why I thought I was dreaming and why colors were so intensely vibrant. My mom slammed her fist on my hand at one point to try and snap me out of it, but I only jumped and looked at my hand and asked if my hands were always so small.

My brother once walked into my mothers room to tell her that his toy soldiers were shooting him in the face. Apparently his face just felt weird so his asleep brain decided it must have been those damn toy traitors. The only other time I recall him sleep talking was him ordering a mcflurry.

I walked downstairs one time and shook my mom AGGRESSIVELY and yelled I CANT FALL ASLEEP

I once woke up halfway down the dirt road headed towards the highway barefoot. In the middle of winter. Everyone in the house sleepwalks so the door has three locks and a set of bells on it to try and stop us from leaving the house….it doesn’t always work.

My mom seems to be aware of my presence while she's asleep. I go up to her, not aware of the fact that she's asleep, and I'll ask her something. She'll give some sort of nonsensical answer, and I'm like "what?" The most memorable one was when she said, "Fred the puppet." I ask, "Who's Fred the puppet?" She goes, "No! He's a TV show! Fred the TV show!"

It's really something when your sleepwalking self can make a better meal than your awake self.

sleepwalking is when intrusive thoughts take control

Took all the GWR and Ripley’s believe it or not books off of our living room bookshelf. Arranged them in 2x2 squares

anyone else kinda want to see matt reenact the one where they poured cereal on the floor while cackling maniacally?

First time I ever sleeptalked, I yelled for my disabled mum to come upstairs to me. Asked her for a glass of water in my sleep. My mum, bless her heart, made it back downstairs and back up with the water, only for me to argue with her, still asleep, that I never asked for a glass of water and I hate the stuff. Didn't understand why she was so pissed when I woke up the next morning

I sleepwalked ONCE. It was when I was 8 or 9-ish. My little sis was just born. She was crying my mom said I got out of bed, put her blanket back on her, and went back to sleep

i have a sleepwalking story!! okay so one time, i dont know what i was dreaming about, but i walked into my parents room and stood right by my dad, and said ‘they’ve sent me…’ understandably, he was terrified, then told me to go to bed. came back in 10 minutes later, and said, ‘uh… i’m sorry, but they’ve sent me again to tell you again, it really is time.’ so… thats my weird sleepwalking story

I recall like seven years ago when I was 6, my little sleepwalking brain decided I would walk into my little brothers room, sit on his bed, and laugh...all with my eyes closed and my terrified brother hiding under the covers

I like how you put mini stories in every one of your video descriptions. Makes the video just that much better👍

I vividly remember waking up to the sound of my parents screaming. Apparently, I made them think a burglar had stolen something by smashing my window. I was holding a bag of rocks and a frying pan.

Once, I went downstairs at around 11pm to go to the bathroom. I heard a dripping noise as I walked down the stairs, and saw my little sister sitting on a pulled-out kitchen drawer. She looked at me with this blank look in her eyes and mumbled "hey" in the most flat, distorted voice. I sprinted back upstairs and screamed for my mom, thinking she was bleeding or possessed or something That was the night we found out she sleepwalks. She'd sat in the drawer and pissed in it. She was 7

According to my mom, I was repeatadly getting up, wandering around my bedroom, opening and closing my closet, getting back in bed, getting up again, and apprently wandering downstairs, back upstairs, and then back in my bed for the final time, all while talking to a dude named "Reason" and how we had to find "Rhyme"

I once knew someone who was sleepwalked and then started yelling at the top of thier lungs while kicking a Chair and the fridge, "GET OFF OF BOB ROSS YOU MONSTER"

(I was sick with the stomach flu and was sleeping on my couch in the family room) I had gotten up, grabbed my glass of apple juice and pillow, set the glass on the coffee table in the main room alongside my pillow which I put on the floor and then walked over to the dining room table and just sat there this was a month ago