Rich Drunk Karen CRASHES Into Me, Almost Kills Me! SUES ME For Car Damage! 

The first story is why I look both ways before entering an intersection. You never know when something like a drunken speeding Karen will appear out of nowhere. Great stories, Ripe. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

The divorce story reminds me of my first wife...I became a control freak in her eyes when I began refusing assisting her in committing felonies to feed her drug habit...when I realized that she accused what she herself was guilty of, I began looking at all of society to see if persons casting aspersions were actually guilty of what they were accusing others of...I found this a good way to identify sociopathic narcissists...

Nta. She ran a red light and hit you. Sue her and have her sent to jail

I had a landlord come in without notice and my German Shepherd attacked him and it was completely legal.

I would have told them sorry the dog walking was payment

Opbthe landlord violated so many laws. The neighbors would have been told to screw off

Something like story one happened to my brother around 86 87. Bro had a year old chevy S10 and was a few blocks from home in the residential neighborhood just to the south of us. Coming up to an intersection where he was through traffic and cross traffic had a yield sign ( again 25 mph residential street) when effectively the front of his pick up exploded. Pretty much some guy that worked at a local bar was late for his shift and the cross street he was on was a short cut to the bar. It was figured he was easily doing about 65 to 70 mph,blew through the yield sign,went across my brother's hood went airborne and pretty much rolled coming to a stop about a block away ( smaller blocks, late 40s early 50s suburban neighborhood). Both walked away from the accident with bumps and bruises at the worst but obviously both vehicles were totaled. Few weeks pass and a county sheriff pulls up in front of the house, comes to the door and asks if brother's name here lives here and when informed yes handed off a court summons. Yep guy who hit brother was suing him. Mom is freaking out dad is going over the papers and I go over it myself after dad was through and just start laughing at just how ridiculous some of the claims of irresponsibly on brother's part was. Keep in mind this is almost 40 years ago so most of the absolutely comical claims were brother had failed to properly maintain his vehicle ( pretty much year old truck with low mileage so real threat on the road) and failure to sound his horn before entering an intersection because you know we all blow the horn before every intersection. Claim was handed off to brother's insurance and insurance company lawyers pretty much destroyed the guy. Unfortunately for bro the clown was pretty much judgment proof as he didn't have a pot to piss in due to a whole lot of apparent bad decisions going off what we knew of him alone. Turned out apparently he'd purchased a brand new 4WD Bronco II but decided getting insurance on it was just too much expense and went without. Having just blown through an intersection at high speed,totaled a new truck driven by someone that had right of way as well as totaling his very new uninsured truck he knew he was absolutely well and truly fecked threw a hail Mary play hoping a 19 year old kid would just fold and settle apparently not aware insurance companies will cover you on that.

Money can't buy happiness true but you rent it for a while.

The last story was so funny and reminds us of how innocent children are

One word folks DASHCAM. Makes your lawyers job a whole lot easier.

Momy I think she needs a time out,! HA HA HA 😂

Love that last one. I do those sorts of sexist jokes on my wife too, but we all know it's not serious. "Are you lost? The kitchen is that way." She calls me on my phone asking where I am and I tell her some variant about me being with my girlfriend. "We have 5 kids; 6 if you include my wife. She will say the same about me."

How was the back end of the sportscar damaged?

Story one: I have a story of my self, and a story of my family. The story of myself is I had hit ther crosswalk button, but somebody wasn't paying attention to the road and hit me. The was 2 weeks and 2 days ago. The family one is some guy in a semi truck hit the van my dad, 3 of my siblings and i were in. My dad got a broken rib, but the rest of us were fine. 10 years ago the family one happened.

So cool.

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Cuomo is pronounced Kwo-mo, not Cho-mo.

This first story is so fake it isn't funny.

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