Riders Republic Review | Welcome to the Idiot Factory 

"The gameplay is optional. The marketplace store is mandatory." - Ubisoft, when describing their priorities in designing their video games.

“Body Type A”, “Body Type B”, so stunning and brave!

the text to speech is on by default as they assume if you've bought the game you probably can't read

Also, Skyrim called, they want their horse-mountaineering physics back.

"Unfinished live-service sh*t show." -- Could be every Ubisoft game review over the last few years.

I grew up on games like SSX, Tony Hawk, etc. and this game just looks insipid to me. Great review. I say it every time, but you are criminally under subscribed. RU-vid is littered with people bitching about games in reviews but no one bitches with quite your flair!

You know it's gonna be good when the opening is just a collage of hilariously broken gameplay

How did you manage to craft the Kenosha riots into an extreme sport. Love it

Nothing like like a sublime Kiloton video to get me through these Amazon deliveries. Your videos definitely make driving funny as hell man as I get looks from people as you create some insane metaphor over the Bluetooth speakers. Your doing us a service honestly playing this. I salute you! 😂😂

You and It's A Gundam are my favourite content creators on here.. Keep up the good work. 👍🏿Criminally under subscribed though.

Text to Speech is on by default so that, Ubisoft can make money on children (that can't read) via the in game shop.

Body type A and Body type B instead of Male and female is a massive tell of this is gonna suck like a industral hover at a weinner factory.

Holy fck, your classic banjo intro fits SO well with the -soy(lent)-Hulk riding that jetski on a that rainy road! Instant like, good Sir Kiloton!

“Nature” but there’s no wildlife lmfao Imagine going full force on your snow mobile and just taking a deer out mid race lmfao

If shop works then "game" is good to go, nothing more matters. Didnt expect anything from this title either way. Ps. love your avatar, pure perfection.

You could just make a Video with: "It's a Ubisoft Game, what do you expect?" and it would sum up everything.

Thanks for another great video. It's sad that the Store is 100% but the game is not. These companies would have thrown a store front on Pong.

To be fair, Ubisoft hires a diverse array of employees from all sorts of backgrounds and countries, so the cliff snowmobiles aren't a physics bug, they're just an authentic representation of the cosmic netherplane the intern who coded this hails from. (Also if British tourists show up to Florida and say they want to experience nature, the locals will just assume they want to buy meth from an alligator and just refer them to the nearest Walmart parking lot instead.)

As a guy who occasionally plays video games and is blind, who uses text to speech, that was hilarious! Well played :-) and FYI, that’s exactly what happens in every menu. Just kidding, honestly I’m glad the feature is there, so many games don’t even include that kind of stuff, but why should it be on by default? I think you should be able to select whether to turn it on, I think that would be the ideal way of doing it, that way if I need it to be on in order to select to keep it on, it’s there, but if you don’t need it, you can turn it off and not have the annoyance. That was very rambly, sorry

Not gonna lie the riding in circles at 10:47 made me vomit a bit in my mouth. Granted I like to watch your reviews drunk. So its 50-50 on what exactly did that.

@5:45 HaHaHa! Well played, Sir! Reminds me of that joke "A sex offender, a pedo, and a career criminal walk in to a bar. Kyle says, 'Shots are on me'!" Great review, as always! And thanks for the Hell you had to go through, so we don't have to! o7

I am new to your channel 21 Kiloton, my bad, I've watched a good few videos of yours though. And I enjoyed all of them, even on games I like. Your reviews are funny, honest and on the spot. The days of good games are long over I'm afraid. No need to get exited for new releases, we know they will suck. Enjoy the games you already have and don't give them a cent, folks.

I am so split between fear of you being cancelled and finding the subtle humor offensively hilarious. Good video

Most underrated game review channel on youtube.

Love it when 21Kiloton drops a video on a 'beer night'... or at least not on a 'non-beer night' 😁

I really do need to thank you, 21Kiloton, since I've subbed to your channel, you've helped save me a fortune on arse-backward video games from Ubishite via your reviews. Gawd bless you, sir! 🙂

''hard core vertical planking'' that made me crack up

I can assure you as a controller user. This game isn’t meant to be played on controller either. In fact, it isn’t meant to be played by anyone with more than one brain cell and an ounce of self worth

A minute and a half in….and I can’t fcking wait to see where this is heading 😂

Seriously though. As someone severely depressed and used to enjoy games. I don’t know how any of you put up with this anymore

The “creeper”😁 got his fo sho. Extreme sports can be very dangerous

Paint yourself green and hang out with cretins ? Isn't that just another name for a Star Trek Convention ?

Used my last few days of U+ to try this and put your review on right when I started playing. It was like you were providing live commentary of my experience lol. I uninstalled Ubisoft Connect right after.

Keep being real my brother , I applaud you for your honest reviews! You are truly what gaming needs!

Didn't expect you to review this one, but a welcome surprise to start this rainy weekend. CoD censored WWII version review coming soon ?

1. I DO NOT buy into games that offer any kind of micro transactions. 2. I was actually interested in this game, until I found out it was another, Micro transaction game. Kids will love it, spending mommy and daddies cash... but me, narr. When I started out on my gaming fixation back in the ahem.... well, back in't day let's say. On the good old C64, Amiga and beyond. You payed you hard earnt cash for the latest games (Manic miner, Monty Mole, Jet Pack Willy, Secret Of Monkey Island, (moving on) Quake, Doom... the list is endless). No Micro Transactions/Loot boxes/Half finished shite... Just a bloody good game that worked!

Jesus Christ it is so much worse than I even assumed it would be…

A much needed video for my ongoing day, thnks m8. Keep up the good work!

I bet the french were super confused by that "strange new boat" that english guy took across the english channel

I just want to say I absolutely LOVE your content, I discovered you 2 days ago w your Cyberpunk videos..you remind me of one of my favorite Movie reviewers "Critical Drinker" but w games..never stop doing what you do dude 👊🏻😎

Uploaded 44 seconds ago, algorithm is doing its wirk👍

You can ride a snowmobile on the grass. But up a mountain? No.

BASED REVIEW BY BASED REVIEWER

Ok, this intro made me laugh a lot already, let's go Kiloton

"Besides, one of the other guys looks like a creeper." Truer words were never blah blah blah'd ♡♡♡

Dude I just found your channel and 2 things, 1, why on earth do you only have 31k Your fucking brilliant! 2, I had to stop at the whole text to speech bit because I was laughing so hard so I could make this comment. Keep it up!

I love your poetic voice and evisceration of any developer that does a nasty. You got a new sub, sir I love what you do.

I lost it when you mentioned that not only can your snowmobile race through the rapids and climb mountains, but bikers started showing up in the Rapids with you. Dear God, they aren’t even trying!

Fabulous review as usual, can't get enough of your work (especially on Ubisoft "games"). Keep up the fantastic work :)

What if the text to speech in menus is implemented because Ubisoft assumes that a percentage of the player base can't read lmfao.

I think this is most fun game ubisoft made in few last years..it is mentt play on controller, and if you give it time to learn basic movements it is really enjoeble (from the video i can assume you didnt even give it time to learn any trick but only one) ,. You just turn it on and choose whatever sport you want and enjoy the ride how ever you want. The micro trancactions are really annoing but not pay to win. If you dont like sports games thats a kinda very big red flag and indication that maybe you shouldnt buy a game thats all about sports. Yeah ubisoft doing really shady stuff with they policy not allow refunds, but the info about controller is in the epic store description, maybe you did unfortunetlly miss it... All spotrs game are ment to play with the controller, thats kinda well known fact.. I like the arcade playing style so you can do crazy combos in the air and have fun with it. Anywho, we dont have to have same opinion , to find myself enjoy your content. :) Its kinda your style to just s**t on games so.. xD

I remember reviewers calling this "bringing back the fun into gaming". And ironically going silent until I stumbled upon this video

Flying too high wouldn't melt the wax wings, you'd just get really cold.

Your reviews are actually top class!

“Good luck in your downhill, high speed, bicycle race.” Fuckin lollllllllll

Everyone is hyping this game as if it's game of the year...

I can honestly say I have never heard of this game but for some reason I just knew it was an Ubisoft release watching the opening montage, read into that what you will.

29:54 21Kiloton talking about how shit the AI is....meanwhile AI: proceeds to drive it´s snowmobile into a fucking rock, that was priceless

Another hilariously unwoke review. Been a sub since the Div 1 and really appreciate all the belly laughs.

My dad is a pro skydiver/base jumper, so I know quite a lot about the dangers of extreme sports. Besides his own injuries he's lost a lot of friends.

When the banjo starts you know you about to get gold.

Thank you once again for your hilarious yet honest reviews on various game titles. You've successfully saved me from this disaster, at least until it's on sale. Hopefully by then it's patched & fixed. Ha.

without these games videos like this wouldnt exist, so im happy, i never buy new games, i buy games that have been around a while and pick the cream of the crop, i started playing the witcher 3 in 2021, thats how up to date i am, but there is method in my madness, i can see where i am spending my money, and then when im not playing a game i can go on you tube and watch hilarious videos like this, the intro had me laughing all the way through it

Essentially the in store monetized gambling store is the only thing that's polished... Yup its an Ubicunt, Electronic Antichrist, Rockstar, 2K, Antivision, Konami, Microsuck, Warner Brothers Interactive, Blizzard, NetEase Tencent Chinese Communist Party, Square Enix, Capcom, Bungie, Bandai Wacko, Epic Gays, Bugthesda etc etc

Fcuk my eyeballs. That was a chore. I can feel my last ten braincells dying. Thanks newbiesoft. Thanks 21K.

As a wise man once said; play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Free Kyle

While I still enjoyed ur review and ur humor is always quick and witty I genuinely enjoy the game. As a kid all I ever wanted was a full fledged game dedicated to bmx and this game fills that void. The games locations are fucking top notch and seamless for transition of biomes. The open world imo is very fitting and honestly its a nice game to just relax with. Sure the narrative and dialogue could warrant a firing squad to the person who thought these would be good implementations but I really am having a lot of fun with this and hope people dont pass this game up if they are at all interested in extreme sports games! Cheers brotha! 💙

All this time later and my money's still on the little fella with a rifle.

I loved this review 😂 I laughed out loud at lots of parts and god it nails the "getting closer to nature" bit 👍

Green skinned, blue hair, bearded lady, is all I needed to know about this "game".

This game looks as legit as president Brandon !

I love your channel, you just say things how it is, Thats rare this days!

Ironic that the best thing about this ga..live service is the cosmetics, more specifically that 🦒 outfit

He really went through that entire segment talking about hands without once calling ubisoft a "hands on working environment" you've killed me 21K

Fucking perfect end of the day. A Kiloton Video and a kilo of cocaine! Happy days.

Oof. Guess I gotta feel bad for actually having some fun with this one 😂

You know what, Ubisoft absolutely disgusts me. I cannot stand them or anything they do. This is appalling. I’d love to see them go under. “Nobody was choked out during the making of this game.” I was laughing my bollocks off.

Be of note how the shop is fully and completely functional even if the whole game is not.

So good to see you haven't lost your touch 😆

Yea disagreeing with the video creator and 99% of the comments section probably makes me look like a fool... BUT! I will say that while Ubisoft is a colossolaly money hungry developer, steep and subsequently Riders Republic have been great games. The shop is more pronounced in RR but that being said, I've been playing consistently since launch and opened the shop maybe twice. Everything I've obtained has been through exploration and legitimate progression. And as far as the sponsorship and advertising, that's the real world of professional sports. So if the game makes you sick, I can't imagine you watching televised sporting events very often. Anyways, all in good fun, and enjoyed the video!

Watching you constantly faceplant into rocks has made me think all they have to do is add a Richard Hammond character creator and I'd throw money at this

Thank you for suffering through this bullshit for our information and entertainment, mate.

By far my fav game reviewer, followed since he only had 100 less subs. Had to stop watching at work due to extream laughter. Fk love when I see NEW video lol

Love your video's. Cant wait on the cod vanguard review!

Live shop with a hint of video game you say? Where do I sign up?

Alien looking creature abusing snowmobile simulator? Wtf

nice giraffe skin bro, subbed

Certainties of life: Death Prostitutes catering to all price ranges Taxes EA/Ubisoft being greedy asshats. 21Kiloton delivering top notch dry humour in a review

😃 this game & review makes me remember when THE ANCEST0R yells “A HlDE0US MUTATl0N, UNNATURAL & ABH0RRENT” on DARKEST DUNGE0N.

Watching the intro all that is going through my mind is "Oh Ubisoft".

Looks like the quality of your usual modern game to me. All filler, no substance. And even the filler doesn’t work

Watched the first minute, and just immediately left a like lol! Brb

Surly Cockney British man is back with another video, nice

4:50 that whole section should be its own video

I played it on ps5 & thought it was a fun as riding a bike into a wall in real life. Do not buy!

I'm typing this comment from the top of the Everest on my skidoo and I just received a satellite signal to buy more oxygen for only 4.99$ per minute.

Wide as an ocean. Deep as a puddle.

My monies on the little guy with the rifle 😂😂

That bearded she hulk on a snow machine had me dying the whole video. Cheers