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"Ridiculous" Espresso Workflow Ever!  

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@mr.c9846
@mr.c9846 Год назад
When you need a coffee just to make your coffee:
@promithefs
@promithefs Год назад
😂😂😂🤣😂
@muhammadnazel9443
@muhammadnazel9443 Год назад
Ngomong naon sih
@ruddyvalervo8924
@ruddyvalervo8924 Год назад
Correct
@enderbio6264
@enderbio6264 Год назад
@@muhammadnazel9443 huh?
@alfa3777
@alfa3777 Год назад
Правильно братан, хуйня ради хуйни
@squeaki3d544
@squeaki3d544 Год назад
The moment I saw OCD on the press I was like. “Explains a lot”
@swadeshicreator9717
@swadeshicreator9717 Год назад
Yes 🤣🤣🤣
@G-Nema
@G-Nema Год назад
haha
@mattsmith8876
@mattsmith8876 Год назад
Love it
@hannibalexe
@hannibalexe Год назад
I read OCB ...
@user-ux1hz4kx7n
@user-ux1hz4kx7n Год назад
Maccoffe is easier
@GGupta
@GGupta Год назад
C: Good morning can I have a short black? B: Here's your short black, have a good evening.
@jojajo2707
@jojajo2707 Год назад
😂
@The_One_K
@The_One_K 8 месяцев назад
Well maybe you all are just too effing lazy to do it normally
@briang9356
@briang9356 7 месяцев назад
Its cold!...
@glennfield
@glennfield 7 месяцев назад
Lmao
@willywonka4340
@willywonka4340 5 месяцев назад
yeah no kidding!😂
@sgchoe4806
@sgchoe4806 Год назад
Yeah that “OCD” pretty much sums up the whole thing nicely
@adamhicks1212
@adamhicks1212 Год назад
And was the least necessary component of the prep! Could just tamp and be good.
@rayan5150
@rayan5150 7 месяцев назад
@@adamhicks1212WRONG, you won’t get it even if you just tamp
@Rbarista
@Rbarista 6 месяцев назад
Was thinking the same thing
@animehbkscm
@animehbkscm Год назад
I used fewer tools to build my house than you use to make a coffee.
@MohammadAli-cq9zx
@MohammadAli-cq9zx Год назад
Exactly 😂😂😂
@papapoopooppshire
@papapoopooppshire Год назад
Is it a mud house?
@sravya.
@sravya. Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@knightinshiningarmour69
@knightinshiningarmour69 Год назад
XD
@Bigb00bs_umchileanywaysso
@Bigb00bs_umchileanywaysso Год назад
@@papapoopooppshire no it’s made out of coffee grains you silly
@Habaneroranger
@Habaneroranger Год назад
Let’s take this moment to remember that espresso was invented to make coffee quickly so employees could get back to work
@alimstudy
@alimstudy Год назад
It was not, its for pressure. I mean you just need to stir with hot water for basic coffee and back to work
@MrShmikeuk
@MrShmikeuk Год назад
​@@alimstudy no it was for speed vs a coffee percolator which took a lot longer - there wasn't instant coffee in the late 1800s.
@jblps
@jblps Год назад
oh how the turn tables
@robmcghie5248
@robmcghie5248 Год назад
​@@jblps how the tables turned
@jblps
@jblps Год назад
@@robmcghie5248 It's a quote from the office
@Thejigholeman
@Thejigholeman Год назад
how to make espresso step 1: use a special coffee filter made of paper (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A PAPER COFFEE FILTER) step 2: add your specially ground and graded grounds step 3: use the special ground flattener to un-airate and flatten the grounds step 4: use the special ground de-flattener to airate and unflatten the grounds step 5: use the ground re-flattener to flatten and un-airate the grounds step 6: use the special flattening plate to keep your flattened grounds flattened and safe from re-airating step 7: use the correct water settings to put water in at a precise pressure, causing the grounds to exit into the air where they will bubble and fall, thereby RE-airating the final product, before dispensing 1/8 of a cup of normal coffee.
@mishadouqa3584
@mishadouqa3584 Год назад
" I'll have a Large skinny Latte please" "That'll be 5 years" " Don't You mean £5?" "No, I mean 5 years"
@seamali4383
@seamali4383 Год назад
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@diegoelectrico
@diegoelectrico Год назад
😅😅😅
@alexandermacarthur627
@alexandermacarthur627 Год назад
😂😂
@minhquannguyen4494
@minhquannguyen4494 Год назад
Lol 😂😂
@user-tj2ie9hb6m
@user-tj2ie9hb6m Год назад
Were u from miss
@MackJic23
@MackJic23 Год назад
Start making Coffee at 3 a.m. , ready at 8 a.m.
@wesleythompson3917
@wesleythompson3917 Год назад
Probably took 15 minutes
@alexbutler21
@alexbutler21 Год назад
This is funny 😂 but still its so worth it in the end.
@Good.News777
@Good.News777 Год назад
From scaling to sipping takes 3M max. What are you dreaming?
@chrisgeorge84
@chrisgeorge84 Год назад
Dude puts gloves on to make coffee at 5am
@user-jr3ur5xe1u
@user-jr3ur5xe1u 9 месяцев назад
And that is all you need to know about this person. Good grief lol
@Seleguadir
@Seleguadir 8 месяцев назад
Could be a mid day coffee 😂
@faisalahmad9246
@faisalahmad9246 4 дня назад
Not sure about how irritating these steps could be, but the sound effect and the feel of the steps and military grade quality of materials was very satisfying 😅
@EchoFoEvah
@EchoFoEvah Год назад
"Sorry I'm a few hours late boss. I had to make some coffee"
@georgehusac857
@georgehusac857 Год назад
That so true 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@yahyarisqi7879
@yahyarisqi7879 Год назад
some.. it's actually "a" cup coffee 😂
@ez45
@ez45 Год назад
I feel like that when I make espresso without all this crap lol
@hotlemonade6643
@hotlemonade6643 Год назад
Boss : Now you will have all the time you need to make Coffee Sam because you're FIRED!
@salishanmusic
@salishanmusic Год назад
It takes just a little bit longer than making the mud water that comes out of one of those big old coffee pots. Espresso tastes better and has more caffeine.
@josephjones7615
@josephjones7615 Год назад
“Honey I need to make the coffee, where are the gloves?”
@colombi1anjay
@colombi1anjay Год назад
Hahaha
@Dietah131
@Dietah131 Год назад
😂😂😂
@worldtechuk3324
@worldtechuk3324 Год назад
Not just any ordinary gloves, black latex rubber gloves!
@shahulhameedm2776
@shahulhameedm2776 Год назад
​@@colombi1anjay
@colombi1anjay
@colombi1anjay Год назад
@@shahulhameedm2776 yeah?
@millenialmusings8451
@millenialmusings8451 Год назад
"How pretentious do you want it?" "Yes"
@TURK_182
@TURK_182 Год назад
Pretentious was the first word that came to mind watching this
@Anzio_VR
@Anzio_VR Год назад
Bro you probably think cars are pretentious
@ayooobro
@ayooobro Год назад
@@Anzio_VR if its a pretentious car 🤷‍♂️
@punchy1006
@punchy1006 Год назад
For spme people its very relaxing, just like a morning ritual
@Adam-vx6to
@Adam-vx6to Год назад
Not at all pretentious. Just ignorance on your part assuming other people can’t find something more interesting than you so
@aaryamangupta
@aaryamangupta 7 месяцев назад
Coffee looks like it was roasted in the stone ages
@AnUtterSimpleton
@AnUtterSimpleton Год назад
Sir, I need to get back to work.
@AlexMeatman
@AlexMeatman Год назад
Dude it's been 3 years and I'm still waiting for that espresso
@rivatok3501
@rivatok3501 Год назад
😂😂😂 still in 2022??
@ArsenicShooter
@ArsenicShooter Год назад
That’s an exslowo 😂
@ashleybevilacqua6260
@ashleybevilacqua6260 Год назад
Mate, at that rate you will have to wait 3 more.
@suprememasteroftheuniverse
@suprememasteroftheuniverse Год назад
It's fermenting and aging. It's called vintage expresso. It's a new thing, or old I guess 🤷.
@mbm2355
@mbm2355 Год назад
When you quit your high end pot addiction and need something to fill the gap.
@Artaxerxes.
@Artaxerxes. Год назад
This coffee workflow is bullshit. But replacing pot with this is a good idea
@mbm2355
@mbm2355 Год назад
@@Artaxerxes. 💯 Best thing I ever did.
@jblps
@jblps Год назад
😅
@ahikernamedgq
@ahikernamedgq Год назад
This comment wins! hahahaha
@jelenekoutdoors9023
@jelenekoutdoors9023 Год назад
you damn right
@Bigb00bs_umchileanywaysso
@Bigb00bs_umchileanywaysso Год назад
Those needles look sharp af
@MaryLova
@MaryLova Год назад
The way it just all popped out afterwards 😍 pure satisfaction
@1977JohnBoy
@1977JohnBoy Год назад
thats what she said!
@shanableach
@shanableach Год назад
"One coffee to go, please" "Just one hour, sir!"
@alexandrefreitas3620
@alexandrefreitas3620 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@homienat3374
@homienat3374 Год назад
Spot on , take a seat will send it over in 10 minutes 😴😴😴😴
@danammabanala7094
@danammabanala7094 Год назад
Hi please reply to me ok
@snaggletooth4933
@snaggletooth4933 Год назад
...and 20 euros!
@Taylor-im8zj
@Taylor-im8zj Год назад
😂
@artyfly100
@artyfly100 Год назад
If you go to a cafe in Italy, order an espresso and it takes more than 30 seconds to be on the table in front of you then it's a scandal.
@tootsownhorn5874
@tootsownhorn5874 Год назад
And no more than 2€
@Kentololable
@Kentololable Год назад
@@tootsownhorn5874 not anymore.
@tootsownhorn5874
@tootsownhorn5874 Год назад
@@Kentololable yay inflation
@01hZ
@01hZ Год назад
Yea but that’s Italy, land of loud noisy racist people
@BanconotaBill
@BanconotaBill 3 месяца назад
thank god I can drink something that tastes like the underside of my shoe in less than a minute
@DecemberOreos
@DecemberOreos 28 дней назад
As a person who just bought an espresso machine this video just reminded me not to make it this complicated. Thank you 🙂
@nobodynobody3903
@nobodynobody3903 7 месяцев назад
And he didn't even include the 10 min warm-up time for the machine😂
@prasetupupup1401
@prasetupupup1401 Год назад
Ok.. i'll come back tomorrow when my coffee ready..
@arowanafishlover
@arowanafishlover Год назад
😂
@sebassanchezocampo6926
@sebassanchezocampo6926 Год назад
Jajajajajajaj
@azranada1648
@azranada1648 Год назад
😂😂😂
@sorashirogami1729
@sorashirogami1729 Год назад
Cold brew afficionados: Are we a joke to you?
@Krazybone
@Krazybone Год назад
This isn't coffee..... This is something else
@VincentVanBro
@VincentVanBro Год назад
“I just got a new job, let’s celebrate with a premium latte!” *premium latte arrives* “I actually just retired”
@dlsimmonsjr1
@dlsimmonsjr1 Год назад
Lol!
@neelamseth8607
@neelamseth8607 Год назад
superb
@thecatthatateaflyinduoling2513
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
@ramirocifuentes1052
@ramirocifuentes1052 Год назад
Best Joke ever
@nikkhilvlogs
@nikkhilvlogs Год назад
it's espresso
@matthougas928
@matthougas928 Год назад
This whole process is still quicker than brewing a pot of drip coffee, he’s also slowing down to show us tools and processes
@TheElectrikCow
@TheElectrikCow 8 месяцев назад
It's quicker yes, but way more involved.
@Chris_Underground
@Chris_Underground 8 месяцев назад
My plain-old coffee machine would disagree on that. And I don't mean to brag, but people tell me it's a great cup of coffee.
@alepouG
@alepouG 7 месяцев назад
@@Chris_UndergroundI like old fashioned machine coffee but nothing beats the buzz and taste of espresso. It hits you almost like cocaine lol!
@dixen9116
@dixen9116 3 месяца назад
@@TheElectrikCowhey its like manual transmissions. just different peoples tastes yk
@hehsichagh3346
@hehsichagh3346 7 месяцев назад
That cream from espresso is soooo awsome ❤
@Zuzu01
@Zuzu01 Год назад
“That’ll be $54.00 Dollars Sir” “😮”
@mrbessa7083
@mrbessa7083 Год назад
54 dollars = 285 reais aqui no Brasil 🤣🤣
@WAVY.Y
@WAVY.Y Год назад
Idk it seems to me more like $69.00
@janraptor47
@janraptor47 Год назад
Hahhaahahaahhahajajajaa
@Dave.Mustaine.Is.Genius
@Dave.Mustaine.Is.Genius Год назад
@@mrbessa7083 it is approximately 180 Turkish liras
@AYALI444
@AYALI444 Год назад
Customer- “I’d like a double shot espresso” Barista- “okay, it will be ready tomorrow”
@DJDarkGift
@DJDarkGift Год назад
LOL. More like, okay what time would you like to schedule pick up?
@icedcoldkilla
@icedcoldkilla Год назад
Finishes making Espresso and cleans everything up* Honey will you make me one too? *Unholy rage*
@734baggins
@734baggins 5 месяцев назад
Happens every day.
@ShyamalEcon
@ShyamalEcon Год назад
Love the workflow and the puck pop at the end!
@steve4729
@steve4729 Год назад
The cleanup was the most satisfying part.
@svenkenway2962
@svenkenway2962 Год назад
Yeah nah
@steve4729
@steve4729 Год назад
@@svenkenway2962 nah yeah
@co11in__18
@co11in__18 Год назад
“And now for our 17th tamp. This is the one that REALLY holds the grinds in there.”
@prime3106
@prime3106 Год назад
Well, to be fair.... he did tamp just once. Everything else was done to ensure that there are as little air pockets as possible. I had one last night and I did 2 of the 20 things this guy did.
@kylelikescoffee3683
@kylelikescoffee3683 Год назад
@@prime3106 nerd
@shampaghosh1241
@shampaghosh1241 Год назад
@@kylelikescoffee3683 I don't see how that's a bad thing
@lolz4887
@lolz4887 Год назад
​@@prime3106 a couple of coffee fanatics website have tested the pin thing vs side tapping followed by down tapping showing exactly zero difference.
@ilovejesus1238
@ilovejesus1238 Год назад
​@@prime3106
@3rd-Wave_Rebel
@3rd-Wave_Rebel Месяц назад
Watching this was actually therapeutic like ASMR! Very relaxing!
@viet123456VN
@viet123456VN Год назад
To a dude used to have OCD like myself, I can see why people would love to do this. Sure, it takes a lot of effort. But that's its beauty. It feels kinda calming and satisfying too.
@SCP--wc3wb
@SCP--wc3wb Год назад
“How much money did you waste on coffee?” “Yes.”
@th0bse_
@th0bse_ Год назад
Well it's definitely not "wasted".
@alinaqirizvi1441
@alinaqirizvi1441 Год назад
Actually, it's a lot cheaper in the long term as long as you didn't spend like £1000 on a coffee machine, you only really need to spend the price of the coffee beans daily and an expensive bag of coffee might be like £20/kg and for just one shot of espresso that's about 8g, which means that you only end up spending £0.16 per coffee, whereas Starbucks charges like £1.50 per coffee, meaning that you would save £1.34 every day even drinking fancier coffee than you would get in a coffee shop, that's a ~83% price saving.
@arararagi-san
@arararagi-san Год назад
Well, a lot of people spend their money on their hobby.
@msoli7
@msoli7 Год назад
@@alinaqirizvi1441 where I can get the temper
@VcentChips
@VcentChips Год назад
@@alinaqirizvi1441 you forget the maintenance fees of the machine
@christianarchibeque6847
@christianarchibeque6847 Год назад
"Thatl be a 20 min wait we got 2 lattes ahead of you"
@kevindashid
@kevindashid 7 месяцев назад
Barista: hi, how would you like your coffee? This guy: difficult
@TheKuolin
@TheKuolin 3 месяца назад
Original Espresso Coffee Making! Awesome... ❤
@Eveningkiss
@Eveningkiss Год назад
Oo I need one of the portafilter stands. The OCD is nice though. I use a WDT but your set up is much more impressive.
@michaelalexander6864
@michaelalexander6864 Год назад
All I do is tamp and my coffee is perfect. But I truly understand the therapeutic routine of this. Its beautiful.
@laserquant
@laserquant Год назад
This is a very polite way to rate this procedure. 👍
@user-is3tn9mj4v
@user-is3tn9mj4v Год назад
в России есть такая поговорка, "Когда коту нечего делать, он себе яйца лижет." Google translate: in Russia there is a saying, "When a cat has nothing to do, he licks his balls."
@laserquant
@laserquant Год назад
@@user-is3tn9mj4v 😆 In contrast to the top comment, yes, this sounds very Russian. 😆 Peace.
@fendysusanto876
@fendysusanto876 Год назад
@@user-is3tn9mj4v kurwa
@-welfin-
@-welfin- Год назад
Yes, I truly believe this is just for show, and it is beautiful/therapeutic. Though definitely inefficient and slow.
@brekinridgepuffington
@brekinridgepuffington Год назад
that ocd on the press said it all
@JasonGabler
@JasonGabler 8 дней назад
Going in, the grinds look like a medium roast, but what's coming from that shower screen is daaaaark.
@jonathandjing1065
@jonathandjing1065 Год назад
I don’t think in the end it’s even about the coffee but the experience of the process 😆
@stephencronin1080
@stephencronin1080 Год назад
Yeah tbh it's not my thing but neither is like a tea ceremony that they do in Japan Let people enjoy whatever bullshit they choose rather than getting bent out of shape over it
@joedirte8952
@joedirte8952 Год назад
I think it’s about the video lol
@videosbahja
@videosbahja Год назад
Definitely, I enjoy the process of making a good 🍵 of coffee, however, he added couple of unnecessary steps.
@matsab7930
@matsab7930 Год назад
@@videosbahja coffee is easy to make, espresso is extremely challenging to do well. The problem is all the variables; I don’t have a routine this complex, but a few steps are certainly necessary if you want it tasting like anything other than a bitter mess. The essentials are a coffee grinder capable of grinding evenly to the fineness espresso requires, a decent distribution technique to make sure you compress the coffee evenly in the basket and good basket prep.
@dpoasc2
@dpoasc2 Год назад
Esse tipo de café, além de saboroso, é uma arte!
@gabrielyates3922
@gabrielyates3922 Год назад
"Here's your gourmet artisan primo Italiano backflip coffee made with organic beans hand picked by a family of orangutans in the Brazilian mountains and roasted by a literal dragon" "sorry sir he left half an hour ago"
@michaelallen3207
@michaelallen3207 Год назад
you said it bro
@DrepoDJ
@DrepoDJ Год назад
Kkkkkkkkkkkjj
@bivassardar3546
@bivassardar3546 Год назад
@@DrepoDJ l
@bivassardar3546
@bivassardar3546 Год назад
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@bivassardar3546
@bivassardar3546 Год назад
00p0 P0
@iamdawidus
@iamdawidus Год назад
people gaslighting themselves into thinking that all these unnecessary steps will make their coffee taste different:
@justadexdpup
@justadexdpup 9 месяцев назад
This guys best pickup line is "hi AAAAAAH" *Runs away scared*
@batrigbaeman8591
@batrigbaeman8591 Год назад
Imagine doing this and they immediately dump the coffee into a thermos 😂
@badassmalificent
@badassmalificent Год назад
I need all these pieces.
@user-xx3zj3xb9b
@user-xx3zj3xb9b 7 месяцев назад
Same energy as dudes who slap louder exhaust on their cars because "loud means faster"
@nardsxc7010
@nardsxc7010 Год назад
I watch one channel making a chai latte now i get like five more, i ain't complainin', this stuff satisfying as hell
@n.gineer8102
@n.gineer8102 Год назад
Routine for the perpetually single man.
@MelancholicFools
@MelancholicFools Год назад
Funny I’m married and I do this every morning and sometimes at night
@otto_jk
@otto_jk Год назад
@@MelancholicFools you use two extra filters and two distribution tools on top of the tamp?
@jamesverone1244
@jamesverone1244 Год назад
@@otto_jk for real some that don't do shit
@FumetsuNoAnataE
@FumetsuNoAnataE Год назад
In a home, it'd be a more common routine for the wealthy than the "single". Some of those tools alone cost +$200. Espresso Machines are the price of used cars. Could also be wealthy AND single...
@jamesverone1244
@jamesverone1244 Год назад
@@FumetsuNoAnataE still sad. Waste all that money to just make it more effort to make coffee. Spending lots of money should make the thing easier
@billarcher3573
@billarcher3573 Год назад
OCD is perfect name for your product y'all. Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."
@da4127
@da4127 Год назад
Noce copied meme
@mcgaggie1442
@mcgaggie1442 2 месяца назад
This looks fantastic.
@hallyhop
@hallyhop Месяц назад
That knock at the end was satisfying 🤣 I actually said “beautiful” and laughed out loud.
@jasondeutschbein8102
@jasondeutschbein8102 Год назад
I literally want to see science that this actually does ANYTHING to the final product compared to conventional preparation.
@climbinn
@climbinn Год назад
all those steps before the preparation are done to prevent channeling in the extraction…But since he has a bottomless filter you can see he still has it(i think at least). The idea is having the coffee going through this filter and with the first drop it should be coming right through the middle. I am a complete noob to coffee making but i also use a bottomless filter and have to say that my coffee collects faster to the middle than his. I think it makes a difference to just grinding it and tamping. But the way he does it just would would for me already take too long. I love the ritual of making a good coffee but as it looks like making coffee and how at the end is also subjective and he is obviously willing to do all those extra steps. But i have to admit its a cool setup he has there and for sure is a lot of fun to play around with🙂
@totallynotbrucewayne6215
@totallynotbrucewayne6215 Год назад
@@climbinn I work at a coffee shop and get paid to do this. My boss who's been doing this for a long long time informed me that these steps don't actually do anything to the flavor at all
@vanleigh6796
@vanleigh6796 Год назад
Preparing the espresso like that ensures it'll have a good crema layer to make art* with and it has a better mouth feel, if taste isn't your gauge. To me it usually tastes less bitter if not nuttier ("less burnt") when it's poured at the right pace with a "well packed bowl". Not too tight, but snug and consistent so you get the best, creamiest taste you can from each part of it individually. (Simultaneously, in this case of espresso machine.) *If what looks like an onion counts as latte art, I'm an expert. Otherwise, this is just how I understand it so far based on hobby experimenting.
@nafisagafarova72
@nafisagafarova72 Год назад
Это восхитительно! Для идеального кофе нужны идеальные инструменты, хорошее настроение и "немного" времени 💪👍🤣🤣🤣
@igorsams5413
@igorsams5413 Год назад
И много денег )
@theuninvited264
@theuninvited264 Год назад
Wake me up once my coffee is done.
@dinothegonzo
@dinothegonzo 6 дней назад
Younger me would've laughed at this. But two months into cafe R&D and learning the quirks of my espresso machine, I'm willing to try anything just to get consistent pulls throughout the day.
@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64
@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64 Год назад
Me drinking $5 instant coffee: Nice!
@Bigb00bs_umchileanywaysso
@Bigb00bs_umchileanywaysso Год назад
$5?!
@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64
@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64 Год назад
@@Bigb00bs_umchileanywaysso it’s the cost of a whole container of instant, so like $0.30 a cup.
@NoScopeSpeed
@NoScopeSpeed Год назад
​@@Blink-hz2kefound the coffee nerd ☝️
@ryugujiken6936
@ryugujiken6936 Год назад
I love coffee but this is just insane 😂
@malikes4591
@malikes4591 Год назад
this is how the coffee you love so much is made u doofus
@chrisjollie7240
@chrisjollie7240 Год назад
@@malikes4591 the 3 different distributors were a bit OTT. The title of the video even says "ridiculous"
@dubbzz2349
@dubbzz2349 Год назад
@@malikes4591 lol no.
@kizza8585
@kizza8585 Год назад
Absolutely nobody: Nobody ever: Whoever @@malikes4591 barista is:
@suspendacoun2854
@suspendacoun2854 Год назад
This is just useless
@Nick11625
@Nick11625 3 месяца назад
As an Italian I can assure you that this is cool but doesn’t make the coffee taste like it comes from heaven. I use a 1990 hi pressure manual espresso machine without anything special, just some good powder and a wooden press.
@0AJN0
@0AJN0 Год назад
This coffee shop receipt comes with a separate line for the cost of labour.
@jakukuja7736
@jakukuja7736 Год назад
This is that ridiculously extra coffee we all need at the end of the week
@politicallyinsensitive4200
@politicallyinsensitive4200 Год назад
By the end of my week I'm taking shots...not espresso shots either.
@MagisterVeritas
@MagisterVeritas Год назад
Ah yes, the perfect cup of coffee, now let's get to work. Boss: you're fired. Can't show up to work in the evening, Joe
@mhordijk0871
@mhordijk0871 Год назад
Heheh. I see what you did there 🤭 Cuppa Joe 🤣
@top_secret_deal910
@top_secret_deal910 3 месяца назад
nice shot mate keep up the good work
@metalema6
@metalema6 7 месяцев назад
The irony is that coffee looked watered down
@jftex3919
@jftex3919 16 дней назад
Its because they pull too much coffee. They (this kinda home barista type guy) have a rule that expresso should be like 32 g after extraction when if you live in any expresso traditional drinking country you know that an expresso is like half of that. The coffee looked fantastic but they just let it pour too much
@IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE
@IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE Год назад
"Changed my mind, can I have a tea instead"?
@myjourney4436
@myjourney4436 Год назад
Tea might take more time 555
@cezarcatalin1406
@cezarcatalin1406 Год назад
That piece of equipment called “OCD” 😂👏
@queenofrandom8853
@queenofrandom8853 Год назад
Exactly!! 😂 Ive been looking for this comment
@iliveforbasketball
@iliveforbasketball Год назад
Omg same I was searching and I was like did know one notice that
@matiasfrf
@matiasfrf Год назад
Because it seems to me that it mixes two different types of preparation? I understand that for the espresso machine the filter should not be wet but it can be preheated for better coffee extraction But neither the metal filter nor the paper filter should be wet in this case as it affects the extraction and uniformity with which it will be extracted.
@sirrudy1233
@sirrudy1233 Месяц назад
To those who are concerned about how many tools be is using, remember that this isnt just drinking coffee, its a job and a hobby. I bet most people here have a hobby that they splurge on when they can.
@hiddendeath2729
@hiddendeath2729 Год назад
People be making jokes at how long it takes But for me it's like a hobby It looks so beautiful and serene
@Jojojjojojojo
@Jojojjojojojo Год назад
Get a zen garden then, don't have to play arround with the coffee grounds
@Chrizton
@Chrizton Год назад
What’s the point of mixing when you’re just going to press it?
@kukukaka007
@kukukaka007 Год назад
@@Chrizton for even distribution
@javierernestodelgadosepulv9281
@@Chrizton to avoid channeling.
@arararagi-san
@arararagi-san Год назад
@@Jojojjojojojo People have different taste, maybe they don't want to play around with sand and tiny trees.
@KonigGustavAdolph
@KonigGustavAdolph Год назад
Them: "So what would you say your time is worth?" You: "No"
@cinnabonthepug
@cinnabonthepug 4 месяца назад
This is r/espresso in a nutshell
@GallyGadgets
@GallyGadgets 4 месяца назад
This too much , I like it !
@Lt_meancat
@Lt_meancat Год назад
"Wow look at all this shit I gotta clean."
@haydanoc8779
@haydanoc8779 Год назад
Probably has a lil fancy brush and an air compressor on hand haha. I do like how the grounds went ‘thunk’ at the end though, that looked satisfyingly dry and easy to clean
@kosherre6243
@kosherre6243 Год назад
"how much money did you waste to make that coffee?" "Not as much as you did to buy it"
@noxabellus
@noxabellus Год назад
Like 40 people died of starvation and preventable disease while we watched this mindless ultra indulgence
@RS-jb1lf
@RS-jb1lf Год назад
There is a good video that explains just how important fresh beans are. If you have old beans or old ground, it makes a big impact on the stream and taste.
@fetusthegreat9797
@fetusthegreat9797 Год назад
In the words of a legend. "Forgive my ignorance but is all this necessary?"
@riemsesy
@riemsesy Год назад
You don’t need a camera tondo this
@williambrown2135
@williambrown2135 Год назад
@@riemsesy you also don’t need the scale at the end lol
@pierrex3226
@pierrex3226 Год назад
Resounding no. The needle thingy avoids clumps and channeling, it's useful. The tamper too. The rest is OCD.
@albertosanchez2748
@albertosanchez2748 Год назад
No...
@benjleath9406
@benjleath9406 Год назад
That OCD object looked like an Aluminium weed Grinder !! 😂
@kevinliang9502
@kevinliang9502 Год назад
And I thought dabs were complicated
@dsandoval9396
@dsandoval9396 Год назад
@@kevinliang9502 It's kind of like meditation if you're into this sort of thing. Back when I used to do heroin I used to go thru a similar step by step process to get it to make into powder, I snorted it. Get everything off the plastic by pressing it together and then tearing the plastic of fast, repeat, measure out the baking powder, mix it in a bit on a small plate, heat up the plate underneath with a lighter just enough to make it pliable, keep folding it together, repeat, scrape everything off the plate and spoon and put into a pile, repeat, add more powder if needed, mix until everything is mixed and broken up into a uniform powder... it was a process every time that even tho we were sick an hour ago somehow just making it up calms us down. At first it was a means to an end. After some time even knowing it was a pain, it was almost enjoyable. Whatever.
@kevinliang9502
@kevinliang9502 Год назад
@@dsandoval9396 I definitely agree but never tried heroin. It's a ritual. Vapes are great but it lacks the ritual. Same with making coffee
@fatingaming9399
@fatingaming9399 Год назад
Wow it looks so delicious🤩
@justpassingby298
@justpassingby298 Год назад
I like that ridiculous is in quotes to imply this is something normal people would do every day
@riccardosuarez1115
@riccardosuarez1115 Год назад
“Hi a coffe please” 12 years later
@dylanhoward237
@dylanhoward237 Год назад
"The gel for my handlebar mustache is in the saddlebag of my Harley Sportster"
@smegul1464
@smegul1464 2 месяца назад
That sound of the crema. Gives me the shivers. 🥴❤
@1288Franco
@1288Franco 4 месяца назад
What’s the name of the funnel/distributor?? Looks very handy!
@nhprm
@nhprm Год назад
“First aerate the grounds with these needles. Great, now completely reverse thst by packing it real hard with this stamp”
@unpersonableme1805
@unpersonableme1805 Год назад
Reduces channeling
@elcora7465
@elcora7465 Год назад
If you tamp unequally distributed coffee some parts will be squeezed harder together than others. While water always chooses the way with less resistance it creates channeling, meaning that a small amount of the coffee is over extracted while the others are underextracted resulting in a very bitter and very acidic shot.
@datb0013
@datb0013 Год назад
He’s not aerating it but sure
@twoeggcups
@twoeggcups Год назад
@@elcora7465 “very” LOL
@IvarWastlund
@IvarWastlund Год назад
That’s not what the needles are for
@popsme11
@popsme11 Год назад
When your whole personality is you like coffee
@BeyondTheIslands
@BeyondTheIslands Год назад
Not fair. I can totally see all of that stuff being sort of like a ritual to zone out to.
@bradleyw6970
@bradleyw6970 Год назад
It’s just coffee people, relax with all the equipment already
@rafaelximenes1200
@rafaelximenes1200 Год назад
3 hours later you drink that espresso
@lambertoazzi7883
@lambertoazzi7883 Год назад
So... you prepare it all at a borderline maniacal level... AND THEN FILL UP THE FRIKING CUP UNTIL THE EDGE??? Ma no cazzooooo! 😂😂😂😂😂
@AZEOforreal
@AZEOforreal Год назад
68 g shot pulled. I guarantee it tasted awful.
@TheValentikkia1
@TheValentikkia1 Год назад
Il tocco di classe finale noi italiani ce lo mettiamo sempre 🤣🤣
@ZaresCk
@ZaresCk Год назад
Your comment is THE BEST
@glebaz2979
@glebaz2979 Год назад
Черти нерусские, неправильно буквы пишете! Вот и слова у вас получаются - нерусские!
@SphereFps
@SphereFps Год назад
"How much distribution tool do you need?" "Yes"
@mathgua4489
@mathgua4489 Год назад
Le cinéma 🤣
@Skubbes
@Skubbes 8 месяцев назад
Just went from seeing an Italian man blast through 3 espressos in a couple seconds to this man and his single cup in 3 working days
@Visdemhvemduer
@Visdemhvemduer Год назад
I’m in a hurry and I need 4 cups of hot coffee and you just got me fired.
@DaveJ188
@DaveJ188 Год назад
Yeah, this isn't how they do it in a cafe
@motosuwahideki1
@motosuwahideki1 Год назад
With how long this took to make me and Joey Diaz could have gotten all the gas station or d&d Brazilian blend we wanted
@scotthackney4747
@scotthackney4747 Год назад
That shit's liquid meth
@TuTuChief
@TuTuChief Год назад
That 711 Brazilian Bold will keep you up longer than the time it takes to make this coffee, that's what isis drinks!
@mordi577
@mordi577 Год назад
That liquid meth💀
@willywonka4340
@willywonka4340 5 месяцев назад
That OCD distributor puck had me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rose7772
@rose7772 Год назад
와우~~ 완전갖고싶당ㆍ위,아래 필터가있내요? 이거 첨보는데 건강하게 깔끔한 에스프레소를 마실수 있겠어요~^^ 역쉬 좋은결과도 장비빨이죠~~👍💗
@ellejaysmith6623
@ellejaysmith6623 Год назад
Meanwhile everyone’s nodding off just waiting for their morning coffee. ☕️
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