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@brainblaze6526 Год назад

Use my code "BLAZE" to get $5 off your delicious, high-protein Magic Spoon cereal by clicking this link: magicspoon.com/blaze Thanks to Magic Spoon for the sponsorship.

@magus104 Год назад

I keep wanting to try magic spoon but if it is healthier than normal cereal then that whole stereotype of healthier food costs way more sure rings true. at $10 per box when a similar size of the name brand cereals would be $2.60

@PraiseTheFSMonster Год назад

@Simon It's SO gross when you burp. I think most of us would appreciate it if you edited out your burps into the mic

@waitingforanalibi2224 Год назад

Those "skater belts" I'm on the same page as you on this one. Useful, yet a bit TOO casual! We need a more bespoke version!

@xevsetter1201 Год назад

Actually magic spoon has so many carbs it's unbelievable!

@PraiseTheFSMonster Год назад

@@xevsetter1201 Well ya, cereal is mostly made from carbs

@stateofkansass Год назад

If simon narrated my GPS I would never get where I was going but I'd have some amazing adventures along the way.

Год назад

Random tangent every 4-8 directions.

@stateofkansass Год назад

@ it would so be worth it lol 🤣

@JootjeJ Год назад

Zen navigation!

@notaspy1227 Год назад

You would have to pull over and wait for the Tangents to stop. Honestly if AI ever gets advanced enough to mimic a Simon Whistler Tangent we as a species are in trouble.

@stateofkansass Год назад

@@notaspy1227 I think we're already there

@CoffeeLoki67879 Год назад

Simon: "Sorry to just go off on a tangent immediately." Me: "The tangents are literally why I watch more business blaze than the rest of Simons content put together."

@Hollylivengood Год назад

Remember when there was somewhat information to learn about on here? I used to like it, and it was bothersome to deal with the tangents. Now I'm like you, and there is no other reason I watch this except to laugh hysterically at whatever.That's it. I've joined the cult. I'll be wearing Vassey's soon.

@sventer198 Год назад

😂

@anthonyfrench3169 12 часов назад

Yes, it's like he did the rest of his channels and he decompressed doing Brain Blaze

@t.freeman9747 Год назад

Simon blaming his son for the cutlery when he’s obviously taken all the spoons to eat his cereal in the office 🙄😂

@WooShell Год назад

I've actually attached a microcontroller to a toilet roll holder that will send me an notification on the phone if someone uses the spare roll and doesn't put a new one back within an hour. Guess I'm one invention step ahead of Charmin...

@TheOystei Год назад

Lock Picking Lawyer tried to lock his wife's ben&jerry's with one of those in hopes that she would be willing to pick it with him, he found it the next day with the bottom cut off and seran wrap over the opening.

@rizzy_dizzy1205 Год назад

honestly, I'd just watch Simon ramble on with no script and just enjoy his ever constant decent into insanity

@catdaddy9626 11 месяцев назад

Always great.

@Laurastar2009 Год назад

6:44 I call it a toast rack. I dunno if Sam was taking the piss or if he misunderstood, but Simon describes the little metal rack you put toast in after it's toasted to serve it, not the actual machine that toasts it.

@pheenix135 Год назад

Came to the comments to say this. We had a toast rack when I was growing up but they seem to be a thing of the past tbf

@Laurastar2009 Год назад

@@pheenix135 I think I've only ever seen them in B&Bs.

@samuel_avila Год назад

I did both 😂

@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Год назад

That sounds like the most unnecessary kitchenware in the world. what's wrong with a plate?

@SassyGirl822006 Год назад

@@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883it's generally used in when making many slices of toast at once, for several people. It keeps the toast in a position where it doesn't get effected by steam while people decide how many slices they actually want to eat, and when during the meal.

@Charles-js3ri Год назад

I haven't laughed so much in a while. Pointless stories, weird or dumb inventions, Simon being Simon. I am smiling.

@gazamataz6839 Год назад

the unacknowledged belch at 15.55. Amazing!

@TrogdorElite6 Год назад

I am sitting here over lunch in my shared office just cracking up!

@jennymaher7126 Год назад

Danny has to use plastic cutlery. If he had metal cutlery he could use it to escape the basement.

@Turd_Fergus0n Год назад

Simon should narrative books on tape, and Danny should randomly insert his intro into every project with Simon's knowledge 😂

@springy1502 Год назад

Simon doing a deathworlder story would be grate

@calebbean1384 Год назад

I want the color out of space by Lovecraft but with him commenting on every development

@stevenjlovelace Год назад

Super Epic Blaze: Simon reads Lord of the Rings, with commentary.

@jond661 Год назад

@@stevenjlovelacewould take seasons

@thetangieman3426 Год назад

OMG These are ALL amazing ideas. I want Simon to read the Star Wars screenplays. Also with Kevin & Danny commentary. For reasons.

@seanjones6552 Год назад

I feel your pain on the missing cutlery. After my 22 yr old son moved out our spoons stopped going missing.

@jessejoyce1295 Год назад

Heroin?

@clueless4085 Год назад

Heroin.

@captainspaulding5963 Год назад

ALLEGEDLY

@beagleissleeping5359 Год назад

Here's an AI we could actually use: a public bathroom that's capable of figuring out if you've purposely destroyed it out of malice and locks you inside until you clean up your mess.😂

@battlesheep2552 Год назад

"What is my purpose?" "You deliver toilet paper" "Oh my god"

@myrlyn1250 Год назад

And this is when AI decided humanity needed to end.

@floki8382 Год назад

As for the loosening belt after a big meal, it is a thing. Gorging on a hefty meal can lead to bloating in addition to the expansion of the stomach. The other part of it is while yes the stomach sits higher than the belt line, it expands outward and gravity wants to pull it down on the belt. Loosening it makes it feel less compressed and more comfortable. Personally I'm more a fan of just undoing the belt, and if need be, the button and fly as well. (NOT RECOMMENDED IN A PUBLIC SETTING)

@necieau2700 Год назад

My sisters and I ritually defly after a family get together

@cosmicpolitan Год назад

I want Simon to wear a Belty just so we can watch him yell at it like he yells at Peter.

@caseydykes117 Год назад

Yes

@necieau2700 Год назад

Yes

@duncancurtis5108 Год назад

Simons merry mug on a slice o Tesco bread 🥪 should be put in a glass case and made to replace the Mona Lisa😊

@notyouorme 10 месяцев назад

Simon: "BELTY STOP VIBRATING!!! I'LL ROAM TO GET HOME!!! Belty is such a piece of..."

@chucku.farley3927 6 месяцев назад

who is Peter ?

@samdp42 Год назад

I’m Midwest American. I don’t know a person that doesn’t have disordered eating. I blows my mind every time Simon shares his connection to food. It’s as if his emotions are not tied to eating in ANY way. And as an American woman. That shit is weeeeeird.

@Bass.sick.b1tch 6 месяцев назад

This is truth ❤❤❤

@dictatorofthecheese Год назад

Simon randomly bringing a bad ass knife out then stabbing it into the desk like a bad ass is so cool. 😂

@Stonegolem6 Год назад

True, but it does make me question the 'cold read' status of this one. Maybe he has to keep his fun knives at work because of the kiddos.

@richardaubrecht2822 Год назад

Knives are where the basement is...

@NathanNGM Год назад

Wait. When TF did that happen! Time stamp?

@pixelapocrypha Год назад

I like how for the following shots the knife was included right over where the chair in the background is, as if it were a special guest lol.

@slayingroosters4355 Год назад

Yeah but he renerded himself by calling, Ch Ch Ch Ch Charmin, sharmin for 10 minutes 😂

@Zeydarchist Год назад

Simon saying 'tummy', straight-faced, sent me. You're a treasure, whistleboy

@cripplious Год назад

Right before my car accident I bought a 10lb bag of assorted mini candy bars for halloween. My uncle ate the whole bag while I was in the hospital.

@robsquared2 Год назад

Nothing like Simon just pulling a knife and stabbing the table. This is the kind of chaotic energy that made this channel great.

@Hollylivengood Год назад

I'm still recovering from that one. I don't know if there's some psychology about the timing with the screamy edit or what. My son is standing here laughing at my laughing. Legend.

@ignitionfrn2223 Год назад

1:20 - Chapter 1 - Selfie toast 2:10 - Mid roll ads 3:45 - Back to the video 8:35 - Chapter 2 - The belty 13:45 - Chapter 3 - The charmin rollbot 19:10 - Chapter 4 - The ecology shoe 22:15 - Chapter 5 - Ben & jerry's euphori lock

@melanierose2705 Год назад

If only Simon had a channel where instead of sitting at his desk to record, he could stand up, maybe roam a little bit... 😂

@Mr2winners Год назад

It is called businesses blaze ...

@disassemblyrequired3438 Год назад

Simon, I had the same problem with one of my kids throwing away cutlery. Every time she ate a pudding cup, she'd throw away the plastic cup and the non-plastic spoon. It took entirely too long for me to figure out where my spoons were disappearing to.

@PrisonKilljoy Год назад

Do they grow out of it? My son is 32 and this is still a problem...

@83gemm Год назад

My parents couldn’t figure out where all our forks were going. One day they caught my toddler brother wandering off with one, which solved one part of the mystery, but they still didn’t know where he was stashing them. Cut to months later and they found them all shoved down a heating vent. 😂

@Im-Not-a-Dog Год назад

My daughter went through a phase of throwing out her forks after eating also. When she was like 4 or 5 she'd use it to scrape any remaining food off her plate into the trash then drop the fork in there before puting the plate in the sink. I was down like a half dozen forks before I noticed.

@captainspaulding5963 Год назад

A lot of kids do this!! I remember when I was in elementary school (mid 80's) in our lunch room, the trash cans had magnetic lids that would catch all the silverware the kiddos tossed out😂

@annaperkins1544 Год назад

This is the funniest Brain Blaze in a while! I was audibly snorting and gasping with laughter. Well done Danny, Sam and Simon!! Though more cute anecdotes about Simon’s kids would be appreciated. 😊

@DFSJR1203 Год назад

Simon, You should get your youngest child the onesie that works like a dust mop. Got to make your kids earn there keep.

@generallyuninterested4956 Год назад

Children aren't truly happy unless they're in the mines.

@hughman1356 Год назад

Tangent in the intro!!! Love it.

@FettTheWatcher Год назад

I don’t know how far this recording is from the last one I heard about your kid throwing away the cutlery but that’s low key hilarious that he’s still doing it.

@jannetteberends8730 Год назад

I love it that Simon immediately spotted the problem of the toilet robot. It won’t work. Nothing works. There will always be a moment that all will tricks fail, because you didn’t update them. The only solution is a Japanese toilet, no need for toilet paper.

@u-neekusername4430 Год назад

Japanese toilets sound simultaneously amazing & terrifying...I would absolutely end up spending my entire first day at a hotel with a Japanese toilet just playing with the toilet. I just might like it so much that I never leave the hotel - terrifying 😂

@calebbean1384 Год назад

My earliest memory is throwing a cup on the ground to see what would happen when I was three or four. Yes kids are like that 😂

@Chrysobalex Год назад

Nice touch with the knife brain boy, seriously. So many people I meet these days don't own or carry even a basic pocket knife and it bothers me. Proud of ya

@themcqueendream6797 Год назад

So 1. Simon is weird and can reach every area on his back. And 2. Simon has never had to loosen his trousers after gorging himself. What a human 🤣😂

@generallyuninterested4956 Год назад

Super human

@jaycie5021 Год назад

Best Belt in existence Kenneth Cole REACTION belt. Adjustable one hand operation Stylish. Also Thumbs Up OG Business Blaze Legends!

@Bubbaist Год назад

Have you covered the USB-enabled pet rock? It does exist, really! It does all the same things the old pet rock, but with a USB port. I can’t imagine a more useless product than that.

@oOo0oOo0oOo Год назад

v3 will have a power switch

@bridgetmadden5716 Год назад

Id love to see Simon as a Legend of Zelda style guide like Navi, who follows the player around, guides them on quests and goes on occational tangents. If I were talented enough, Id love to create a Simon inspired Skyrim follower

@TheLittlestViking Год назад

6:55 They're called toast racks or toast trays, and were particularly popular during the Victorian period, so a lot of the ones sold and manufactured now reference that.

@George_M_ Год назад

Simon's so used to ad-reads, he can get on board with any crazy product.

@shaunp9592 11 месяцев назад

Pretty sure "grain free cereal" is an oxymoron.

@ThePittsburghToddy Год назад

The Euphori-lock is how Danny is secured in the basement.

@PyroGiz Год назад

That story about your kid throwing away cutlery made me laugh, and reminded me of when I used to work in a nursing home - there was a really sweet lady who used to steal the cutlery from the tables in the dining room and put them into the cushion covers in the sitting room, you would go to pick up a cushion and it would jangle.

@cleverusername9369 Год назад

Simon's increasingly frequent belches are reaching Rick Sanchez levels. Also I'm surprised he doesn't have a bidet. I'm AMERICAN and even I've got one.

@TamTran-vw7zm Год назад

Thank you Danny for the puns--that Simon either doesnt get, or doesnt acknowledge. You're the only one who does this. Sigh.

@luxorien Год назад

I've done worse than not checking the roll first. I have, on multiple occasions, noticed the roll was empty, made a mental note to refill it, and then come back hours later with no roll and no hope.

@rolanddenzel-authorcoach Год назад

"Easy, just order a custom metal stencil off the internet and use a blow torch to toast your already toasted toast." - Simon

@First_Stop_the_Bleed Год назад

Simon needs to sell toasters that make toast with his face on it.

@jaredkennedy6576 Год назад

Literally the next hot product for BeardBlaze.

@anthonyciccariello8089 Год назад

I can honestly say I have never taking a number two without looking for toilet paper first. That seems like it would be a priority

@MrEnjoivolcom1 Год назад

I envy you. Having a medical stomach issue myself, you'd think I do the same. But sometimes the urge to clear out comes way too quick to check for anything other than the toilet itself. Hopefully, you're wearing socks! Haha 😅

@ptshyu2 Год назад

@@MrEnjoivolcom1also having stomach issues I’ve been glad to have my pocket knife to cut off shirt sleeves for wiping

@loke6664 Год назад

Me neither, that sounds like begging for trouble. However if that is a problem for you, maybe invest in one of those fancy Japanese bogs instead that cleans you up itself, you would save both the paper and the silly robot even though it probably would take you a couple of years of paper supply to get that money back but it also is good for the environment and if you had it in 2020 you would have laughed a lot at all people queuing. I mean, there are already a far better although a bit more expensive solution to the problem so why bother with a robot? And it is still better then Simon's wish for a robot that goes out and buy the paper too so even that upgrade wouldn't help (and there the price would probably actually be higher as well).

@nickstav08 Год назад

I either end up using more than i thought and being left short, or ill have a sudden urge in the middle of the night only to realize i used the last of the role earlier and didnt replace it

@meganrae2508 11 месяцев назад

There are times when it is an emergency…and public toilets tend to have holders where it’s not immediately obvious.

@Xaqaria Год назад

The Selfie Toaster: The last gift you casually give a business partner before they are served with legal documents or an arrest warrant.

@BraydenTM Год назад

When it comes to #2, if I'm at home, I don't worry about whether or not there's paper in there before I un-trou. The shower is right there for a backup just in case 😅

@JoshFollmann Год назад

I'm with Simon on the belt thing. I've never had to adjust my belt based on short-term food intake. There have been long-term changes over a period of years but that's a different thing.

@keatoncampbell820 Год назад

I think it's mostly people thinking it does and therefore experience it, but also i have a few times experienced it. It only happened when I was very hungry, wearing a belt that was already a little tight, and probably a little dehydrated. Anatomically it makes sense, because any displacement in your thorax is going to push on all your guts, because we are already putting pressure on them to keep them in. However the other effect is either bloating or just a large increase in fluid content of the body. People usually drink a lot when they eat a lot, and it would also make sense if they were simply swelling from water intake, and when wearing a leather belt a tiny increase can become extremely tight. It has never happened to me with a cloth friction belt, and never when I wasn't really hungry. Do with this information what you will.

@sipjedekat8525 Год назад

I did, maybe because I wear my belt relatively tight normally.

@rachelhansen2417 10 месяцев назад

I have a family member with celiac who genuinely bloats whenever they consume wheat.

@dwhitaker86 Год назад

2:07 already the most relatable video I’ve seen in years. My youngest just turned 6 and I decided it was finally time to invest in new silverware (because cutlery sounds too British)

@thomaslienert4225 Год назад

And it kind of makes sense when exploring language and meaning like a 3 year-old that cutlery should only include knives, so forks and spoons have to go.

@u-neekusername4430 Год назад

How about utensils, covers it all. This coming from someone who's mother proudly stressed the silverware was in the China cabinet & only used on special occasions, cutlery was in the block & flatware was in the drawers....cooking is an art & baking is a science, & yes Asperger's can sometimes be inherited. :-)

@LePedant Год назад

Another channel hosted by Simon? I'm convinced he has found a way to make the day longer than 24hrs.

@cncking2000 Год назад

This channel was where Simon became immortal. OGBB

@capnstewy55 Год назад

Preach Simon. Cutlery problems are for real.

@david762x45 Год назад

I want many more desk stabs.

@Spoooookkyy Год назад

Simon forgot about American food portions, we always gotta loosen the belt

@jonroberts5239 Год назад

First, those adjustable belts absolutely do have nice versions. Second, yes I definitely loosen mine after a large meal, it's so nice because I basically just click the release and it moves a tiny bit.

@Marauder99991 Год назад

Look, I'm not saying the old school 'standing and Blazing' was healthier.... but Belty sure as hell is.

@battlesheep2552 Год назад

Free Danny!

@yeahitskimmel Год назад

They had those manual floor sweeper vacuum things in my school growing up, they kinda worked there with the super short dense commercial carpet

@obijon7441 Год назад

My Gran also had one of those non-electric (not)vacuum cleaners, or, as Eddie Izzard called them(after the sound they made), a "hudder-dudder".

@GabLeGamer Год назад

Being a truck driver and having to use public washrooms daily, I've learned the hard way to always check the toilet paper status of the stall as I walk in...

@twocvbloke Год назад

I have to say, a spicy spinach sandwich actually sounds quite good, it's a vegetable thing apparently so it's healthy, I suppose... :P

@TheAntiburglar Год назад

I'm loving the addition of more DBZ memes these days. Thanks Sam! :D

@samuel_avila Год назад

Yw!

@NaySaySay Год назад

On the belt rant, I recently switched to a semi rigid edc belt. I figgen love it. Being in the uk you're probably not using it for the same reason, but worth a try. You set it to a size and then it just clips after that

@JamesFromTexas Год назад

The worst TP emergency is when you THINK you have enough and then WW3 breaks free from your colon and you suddenly need so much more toilet paper than expected.

@SergiReyner Год назад

Thank you, Sam, for keeping the Beast Wars memes in the toolbox. Can we branch into other Transformers series too? 😀

@samuel_avila Год назад

Sure! Though I admit I only know Beast Wars, happy to bingewatch to take some memes out

@kevinstryker6440 Год назад

I Simon a "knife guy"? Or does he just happen to have a random fixed blade knife with a gut hook?

@Stonegolem6 Год назад

With little kids it makes sense his 'fun' knives would be at work. Maybe it's for a sponser somehow?

@friddevonfrankenstein Год назад

My grandparents had one of those weird carpet push mowers too. I'm from Germany, that thing apparently knows no borders :D

@kellyalvarado6533 Год назад

😂😅😊 Love how Simon thinks his friend "hid" the wrapper from his chocolate in the bin. Is my house that's called cleaning up after yourself.

@caseydykes117 Год назад

Unhinged sprinkled with cute anecdotes and I'm absolutely here for it

@slugfly Год назад

Lmao, Simon absolutely NAILING the skinny-privilege lately 😆 "People loosen their belts? That's not a thing is it?" "People can't touch parts of their backs? I can reach all the way around---it's not a thing is it?" Lol. Yes. These are things. 😂

@faile66 Год назад

Right? Women especially tend to wear belts higher than men (closer to the waist, not the crotch). And it don't take too many extra pounds to not be able to reach around your back any more 😢

@Wookiee925 Год назад

I'm pretty fat and have never loosened my belt either 😅

@timothypeterson4781 Год назад

While Simon continues doing tangents he probably shouldn't criticize intros.

@DoucheBag8008 Год назад

BBOG here and i love the long intros

@michaelandrews2619 Год назад

@@DoucheBag8008 Fucking love intros too!

@leerevellblouconstruction1494 Год назад

Simon u wouldnt dream of putting ur face on some toast but its perfectly fine to have it printed on t shirts for others to wear 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@theuneducatedman5375 Год назад

Best adjustable belt I've ever had just happened to be a gun belt. More accurately it is a belt for concealed carry... yes, I'm American Simon

@sammypsychosis1674 Год назад

Simon, if you want the perfect adjustable belt with a classy adult style, look into American military belts, specifically canvas web with brass buckle. I have one my uncle got in the navy and it’s the most comfortable belt I’ve ever worn, plain enough it matches everything. Hope this helps. 😊

@linphillips8331 Год назад

Oh yeah, I used to like my web belt.

@rpg138 Год назад

Belty yelling at Simon to get off his lazy ass with Simon screaming that he's working sounds like the pitch to a modern day comedy drama. I'd watch it

@trashcaninc.292 Год назад

Simon's tangent about kids in the beginning explains my existence

@go4brookle761 Год назад

Simon has obviously never been to an American Thanksgiving. Everyone at some point has eaten too much at Thanksgiving.

@klh_io Год назад

It's not about eating too much, it's about loosening the belt not helping anything because the stomach is higher than the belt anyway.

@gabrielpartanen1194 Год назад

Why would anyone not american go to an American holiday and celebrate it? Have you ever been to an Australia day barbie?

@go4brookle761 Год назад

@@klh_io if it didn’t this wouldn’t be a trope. But when you eat a lot, you’re usually uncomfortable and loosening your belt make you feel more comfortable.

@go4brookle761 Год назад

@@gabrielpartanen1194 No. Australia is really far. But if I was visiting/living there I’m sure somebody would invite me to one.

@doctornova3015 Год назад

He also apparently doesn't have any uncles. I think their job is to loosen their belt after a meal. Yes I am someone's uncle.

@LtColShingSides Год назад

If you're ever out of TP just let it dry and peel it off later.

@davidjackson9426 Год назад

You can get the toaster selfie for about £2.00 if you grill your toast instead of putting it in a toaster. We got a Minion’s one with a cereal once.

@Frogger Год назад

Two thumbs up for the powdered toast man clip! 😂

@b3s13g3d Год назад

Oh my, Simon, I have EXACTLY the same problem with my kids and silverware, down to only the forks and knives being left.

@JoshuaLopez-mq5np Год назад

Apparently Magic Spoon now comes with 4 net grams of crabs. 🦀

@luckyspurs 10 месяцев назад

Danny and any type of creative but flawed technology makes for a hilarious written episode every time.

@victoriaeads6126 Год назад

If there was a TP bot that could wait at your local shop and buy you TP, then bring it home in 2020, that inventor would be a billionaire.

@bigstve61345 Год назад

Simon, Danny has to use plastic cutlery. If he gets real cutlery, he may be able to escape the basement!

@doxx2265 11 месяцев назад

“I guess I’m taking a SHOWER in the middle of the day” I felt that in my soul Simon ~IBS/IBD

@MrJoncovert Год назад

Wow. I have a really nice leather belt that has a very small hidden section of elastic so when you sit or bend over the belt actually stretches and it’s so amazing.

@brianbullock741 Год назад

Love this show, and Danny you should write an episode just based on Simon's rants, that would be awesome 😂😅

@lisamartinbradley1039 Год назад

The thing your Nan had is called a carpet sweeper. Mine had one too.

@andeeharry Год назад

There is always something strange going on that needs to be figured out...also a random thing going on and you are like 'why' and it somehow falls into place later. The world always amazes me on random and strange things....unique is always interesting.

@deemariedubois4916 11 месяцев назад

Simon, we live for your tangents. Pardon me, I need to interrupt the Charmin TP commercial. I do NOT take my phone in the bathroom. Continue Simon. OMG the vacuum shoes had me in hysterics. Idk why, but I was snickering-trying not to wake my husband-ended up snorting…it’s not healthy to hold in that kind of laughter…it hurts. I didn’t wake up my sugah however. Thanks DANNY, that was terrific. Thanks SIMON.

@EffortForever 11 месяцев назад

My favorite type is the "goose bump dump". Makes my arm hair's stand on end just thinking about it.😂

@epowell4211 Год назад

When I was growing up, running out of TP was such a common occurrence - I mean, absolutely no TP in the house - that, as an adult, I panic if there is less than 9 rolls in my home. I also make sure that there are surplus rolls visible in my guest toilet, as I think the only thing worse than being in your own home without TP, is being in someone else's home and discovering there is none. Guest bath has 3 rolls in a basket on back of toilet, a cabinet with at least 4 spare, and the master bath has 6 rolls in cabinet over toilet (that you can reach when sitting) and about 18 rolls in a drawer. Rolls that don't fit in the normal areas either sit on top of that cabinet or in my closet next to toilet. Legit freak out if drawer is empty, even if all the other stashes are stocked.

@Textile_Courtesan Год назад

I so empathize with Fact Boy, my 21 year old son (home from college for summer break) woke the family up singing. Apparently he was up all night and hyped up and because he was wearing headphones he was unaware of how loud he was.

@ApathyBM Год назад

Simon et al I'm going to change your lives. Keep a full roll of TP on top of the toilet back at all times as a backup. That's the roll you replace. When that roll is gone and you're all out of TP it's time for the store.

@nowt2957 Год назад

I don't know about anyone else who doesn't have kids but, to me, Simon's stories about his kids are some of the few I like to listen to. None of this "Oh, and they're doing so well in Ballet class" or whatever - not it's "They keep stealing my forks!". Well, OK, on his other, much darker, channel his sometimes sweet anecdotes about his children are the one time I think a nice story about a child is not a bit dull.

@jadeblack5586 11 месяцев назад

The editor had fun with this one and I love it.

@willburns7329 Год назад

Want an improved vacuum? You can get vacuums that are portable on your back. The cleaners at work have them strapped to their backs and when they walk into the room it's like the Ghostbusters have arrived! Was this a rambling tangent? Yes. Now you know it feels, Simon. Am I right Peter?!?!