Ridorana Lighthouse - PATCH DAY BLIND RUN! | FFXIV 

God killing superweapons, great and ancient dragons of rage, realmbreaking monsters... All easy. Basic division. The secret endgame boss.

You'll never use math in real life they said. I can see my math teachers shaking their heads at me right now.

Square Enix: Let's make sure we teach our players how to do math. And drill them to death if they fail.

Thanks ffxiv, for reminding me how terrifying math is

"This fight is so easy" - dies immediately.

For anyone struggling with the maths part, what you're meant to do is make your health+whatever you add on (1, 2, 3 or 4, depending on which circle you stand in) be divisible by what he asks it to be divisible by. So for example, if your health is 8, and he asks it to be divided by 5, you stand in 2, as 8+2=10, which can be divided by 5.

The hardest task: 3RD GRADE MATH

"We're all dead but we did it." Yeah that was my experience.

The hardest mechanic in the world: MATH.

I really love the videos where you play with friends. I enjoy seeing other people suffer with you in voice comms :)

Why doesn't my chocobo know meteor >

0:05 this is what a free "The Kindness of Strangers V" Achievement looks like.

Larry, you are a lighthouse because you light up my day brother.

“I guess right just like my math tests!” That girl is my spirit animal 👏👏👏

If you get out of the add phase early you see him doing a little dance!

Highschool: You'll use math in your daily life. Me: Pfft yeah okay.... *years later during the math fight* Oh.

F The math got him.

We will all remember that fateful phase we call Chocobo Extreme. XD Rabahn and Pippin would be proud. XD

I got passed the math problems by copying other people. Thanks school!

Had never heard about a Giga Drill Breaker before. Your squeaky happy moment upon seeing that was utterly adorable! Thank you for teaching me something new :D

The mad man. Doing day 1 raid is suicide.

“Don’t eat the Tide Pods!” Words of wisdom from our dear friend Larry 🧠

Larry yiazmat in ffxii is so powerful that you need 8 hours to beat him believe me I played ffxii on my pc

2+2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths

Larry I don't even play FFX1V and I still love your videos. Like I can't wait for the next one.

That 3rd boss broke my spirit. DX It's absolute hell for someone with dyscalculia, and I think we spent half of the raid time just trying to get passed that damned thing. Just amazed, and grateful, that the entire alliance stuck through it and that no one left despite all the constant wipes, so we actually did managed to clear it in the end. Happy to see that it didn't break your spirit tho. Looks like you guys had fun. Also, watching this video, I think it finally clicked for me how you're supposed to do that match part, so perhaps next time I'll fare a tiny bit better. Thanks for that. ^^

None of you played ff12 and can't appreciate all the cool things in this raid D: I was so hyped seeing Yiazmat again!

Love your videos, funny as hell

"Is this what hell looks like ?" foreshadowing bozja.

Will construct 7's drill pierce the heavens, ya think?

This was fantastic!!

A girl from my fc visited me today, we both failed at the math part and watchet your video together and we laughed our ass off, when the whole..."math stuff" started floating towards us, cause that was exactly how we felt! You're fantastic Larry! x'D

Looking at these first runs of old raids is hilarious.

And yeah, unlocking it,the red chocobo phase... That was a lot difficult than the light house...

The Drill that will pierce the heavens(ward)!!

Math mech: 1. When he uses Subtract, look at your hp... this is your base#. (for example; let's say your # is 4). 2. The circles that appear on the floor will ADD to your base# (so now you have the options of 4, 5, 6, 7, or 8... you don't HAVE to step on a circle, so 4 is an option too). --please note, that standing on a circle will VISUALLY change your hp too (so if you're on a circle when the mech begins, you may've mis-read your "Base#") 3. Golem will now say Divide by 3 (or w/e)... so which of your options (4,5,6,7,8) is divisible by 3? Answer = 6, so you need to step on the +2 pad.

I just did this raid for the first time today and when all the math symbols came in in the video, it was like. Yes. Yes, this is exactly what it felt like.

My WAR has EATEN sooooo many tide pods! I hunger for MORE!

Larry, we had so much fun playing with you! Raighn Azure and Sora Azure, the bunny boys in this video XD thanks for the clear!

So for the math, I'm guessing you need to go to the circle with the number of spheres in it that, when added to your number, will then make your number divisible by w/e the boss is dividing by? ie. I have 8 and the boss is dividing by 5 so I should go to the circle of 2 so I have 10, which is a number evenly divisible by 5? .... Is MTQ's guide out, yet? XD (Love the video, Larry.)

Oh they certainly didn't know the pain of fighting actual Yiazmat in FF12. The worst fight in an FF game in my life. 10/10

It's like I was telling my guildie. It's High School: the Raid. You got swirlies, history, math, and gym with a lizard teacher who forgot leg day.

Your HP (the symbol in your debuff, ie -, +, x etc) the number you stand in = the result he compares against. So if you have eight HP and a - symbol on your debuff when he asks for divides by three, you need to go stand in 2. 8 - 2 = 6, which divides by three.

That moment when you see yourself in one of Larry’s awesome videos. :)

I just like watching these videos five years later, knowing the mechanics, and trying to tell myself I wouldn't look over 'Calibrate vitals to a multiple of five', and try to do division instead, because that's the name of the cast. But I would.

Love your videos xD

For the math part, you have to match your health to what it requires, and you add health using the 1, 2, 3, or 4.

Can anyone name the anime OST that's like the first 3 secs of this vid? I'm close but can't remember.

OH MY GOD THOSE CHOCOBOS. THERE ARE SO MANY. That is terrifying. And here I thought it was bad enough that I had a panic attack when fighting just mine.

I can’t wait to try this new raid!!!!

Do you think the boss that makes you do math is a reference to the calculator job in the first final fantasy tactics? You know since it's in Ivalice and all

Now that's what I call a "math drill"....sorry...that was bad....

I love that square enix put math questions in this game 🎮

" I guessed right just like my math-tests" Best.

I love the part when Larry said missile are to fast 🤣

That’s the drill that will pierce the heavens

“I guessed right, just like my math test!” Lol I sadly understand too well

You could say your teacher just gave you a math drill.

No one will forget about the vercobo war anytime soon

What gear is that ??

I love all the refrences going around. Watch out for Simon, his drill will pierce the very fabric of reality.

“Alright let’s fucking go!!!”... exactly how I start a blind run when tanking 😂

The Chocobos visit me in my deepest nightmares, visiting endless meteors upon my tormented soul.

"tide pod" made me laugh too..

Larry I love your videos cx

This video was fucking hilarious. Thank you.

Amazing video

That gurren lagann reference tho 😎👌

Haha I'm so glad I'm not the only one that struggled with the math one

4:00 Just think about chickens when watching them move. Your welcome.

Mr.Construct 7, the best math teacher I ever had.

His drill is the drill that will pierce the Heavens... and that is why you were Torn from the Heavens.

The mathz part is suppose to be along the lines of: Your HP + the number you stand in × or ÷ by the number he says :3 And you get a buff for everyone one you get right~ kinda like gold stars :D

"I NEED HEALS, I NEED HEALS!" is my experience in this raid.

I finally got into the game myself, get to the red chocobo part and die in one hit. I decided I needed to take a break.

"Professor Layton prepared me for this day..."

Larry, when you finish the raid, go back to the beginning and run up to where that Robot is. He'll be there, back up and running, dancing as saying "Waiting for Command" :D

That short into with Dragonball ost :D

For the Robot Larry, take your hp you get after Substract, look what you have to do, then run into a number. The Numbers add to your health. So lets say you have 2, and it says divide by 3, either go into the 1 circle or into the 4 circle. Oh and undivisible means get your hp on a prime number.

So it’s your current hp plus the number you stand that is divided

Magnets, how do they work?

Ex on math mech: equation: health+panel= number/whatever # he told you to devide with= answer so if you have 7 on health and he tells you to divide by 3 go to the 2 panel because 7+2=9 and 9 is divisible by 3

I just ran it last night for the first time with my static. Didn't die as much as I expected. Our party did have sore backs after carrying the whole damn raid. 😎 Have to say, I enjoyed it so much more than Rab. I really enjoyed this raid.

i had a group at reset that one shotted everything. 5 hours later i tried again, finished it with 20 seconds left of the lockout

He just wanted to give Larry a drink of DEATH.

YOU’RE THE BESTEST LARRY

Also if you still need help on the math mechanic, the circles add to your hp. So if you have 3 as your hp and he says a multiple of 5, you would go into 2 bc 2 plus 3 is 5 and 5 is a multiple of 5 :D

For the last fucking time, *_NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH_* I BLAME OUR SCHOOOOOOOOOLS~

2+2 has been 4 for so many darn years, oh lord!

4:28 so im not the only one who saw that? cool

Square enix has a sense of humor lol theyre like "remember kids tide pods are the enemy"

Robot is best math professor.

Which sever and guild is this, i wanna join😍

Nice Larry 69k

I’m going to download Khan Academy and spam watching all the math courses before doing this fight! \@.@/

Magnets? HOW DO THEY WORK?

The second boss was my fav and the third was my total bane, I always seemed to die when he had the six aoe's and then would get raised in time for sprinkler mode...really needed to learn to just stay dead for that x.x

it tore you atsundere

4:38 "I am so happy right now!" 1 second later "KILL ME"

oh gods, it's sophia's blue tethers all over again... not the math!