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Long ago, we found the director of Birdemic's lost film and perhaps we should have left it lost! Helping bring Replica to light may be either the greatest or worst thing we’ve ever done for the world. History will judge that, all you have to do is sit back and laugh at the madness and the glory! Own the riff: rifftrax.com/r...
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Комментарии : 901   
@nobel11
@nobel11 2 года назад
Just hangin out, hangin out, hangin out with my doctor, having ourselves a lunch date.
@KaladinVegapunk
@KaladinVegapunk 4 месяца назад
Fun fact, you don't lose a kidney they just add a third. Don't think James knows that haha, but they just keep the old one in there. On man has 5
@laurend9829
@laurend9829 3 месяца назад
I think you mean..... spiritual love! spiritual love! (repeat for another 45 minutes or so.)
@emmagrove6491
@emmagrove6491 2 года назад
Life according to James Nguyen: Being a software salesman is the most exciting profession in the world. Being a creepy stalker will get you laid every time. And there's nothing more fascinating and compelling than watching cars parking.
@radiofiendify
@radiofiendify 2 года назад
I, for one, would love to live in James Nguyen's weird idea of utopia for a day. God's speed, you glorious, crazy film directing ba*tard!!! 😜
@jacobschweitzer1068
@jacobschweitzer1068 2 года назад
So true
@FunkyGOB
@FunkyGOB 2 года назад
Don’t forget, every monetary amount is a nice large round figure.
@johnjamele
@johnjamele 2 года назад
he projects his fantasy of having huge stock options in every film.
@emmagrove6491
@emmagrove6491 Год назад
@@johnjamele Love the Rifftrax lines where she calls him "stock option boy" and "Maybe your stock options can save us." LOL
@nolsee1176
@nolsee1176 2 года назад
Kevin's laugh at the sudden cut to the graveyard after the ''car crash'' is now my ringtone.
@kyleworthington2165
@kyleworthington2165 2 года назад
Timestamp?
@nolsee1176
@nolsee1176 2 года назад
@@kyleworthington2165 32:30
@dianalewandowski7421
@dianalewandowski7421 2 года назад
That's a great idea! I should do that! 😆
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 2 года назад
Dude, that is freakin’ awesome! 😎
@lee.lee.n
@lee.lee.n 2 года назад
@@nolsee1176 thanks for the time stamp!! Lolol!!!
@joe7923
@joe7923 2 года назад
Replica somehow has a better bird performance than Birdemic and it isn't even about birds. Go figure.
@BoHolbo
@BoHolbo 2 года назад
🤔 I’m so confused as to why this “brilliant” blockbuster movie never got a sequel. It’s 'definitely' better than his Birdemic movies, to which a third installment is getting closer as we speak. At the end of this year, no less. (Yay 😑 I can’t wait. I’m soo ready 🤨 to be amazed by Nguyen’s impeccable moviemaking talents again!)
@PerryCJamesUK
@PerryCJamesUK 2 года назад
@@BoHolbo Because God hates us all and wants us to suffer for our sins! Obviously.
@TF2Fan101
@TF2Fan101 2 года назад
‘Sir, would you PLeAsE kIll tHAt BIrD???!???!??!!?????’
@maxtew6521
@maxtew6521 2 года назад
I mean after the birds projection of dialogue in that "heart and all...YES!!!" scene, those CG birds didn't stand a chance.
@originalambival
@originalambival Год назад
"YOU ARE NOT EVELYN!" - this from a guy who spent the last two weeks convincing her to dye her hair and dress identically to Evelyn.
@HylianFox3
@HylianFox3 Год назад
Pro-tip, ladies: if you're dating a guy who's girlfriend just died, and you look like her, and he demands that you dress/act/dye to be even more like her... RUN AWAY!!!
@ndhulse
@ndhulse Год назад
​@HylianFox3 but what if he accidentally follows her and falls up 5 flights of stairs and lands at her door?
@KaladinVegapunk
@KaladinVegapunk Год назад
Its just mind boggling this dude made two identical films before birdemic, which is also identical.. and yet still didn't get any better at all. They're not even funny bad or amazing like Neil Breen hahaha
@tuckerbowen4626
@tuckerbowen4626 11 месяцев назад
And she kept getting mad about wanting her to be more like Evelyn despite, y'know, BEING Evelyn
@somoneelse3488
@somoneelse3488 11 месяцев назад
@@tuckerbowen4626 it’s not even like she’s a clone body trying to establish an identity beyond that of her clone-doner. She’s got all Ev’s memories and personality, she just took on a false identity to… idk, keep the clone lab a secret I guess?
@jlprizm
@jlprizm 2 года назад
“I also clone replicas of celebrities”. The delivery of this line and the absurdity was perfect.
@cujoedaman
@cujoedaman 2 года назад
Why wouldn't he clone the actual celebs instead of their replicas? Are the replicas just people that kinda/sorta look and sound like them, like Beatles' tribute bands?
@eviljoel
@eviljoel 2 года назад
Such as Seal
@EpicBeard815
@EpicBeard815 2 года назад
He had to know what kind of movie he was in, right? There's no way that's a sincere performance
@johnjamele
@johnjamele Год назад
"I also do appearances at Birthday Parties." "I also bring back the dead pets of Celebrities." etc.
@TheNzFox
@TheNzFox 2 года назад
'my colleague Dr. Evelyn Tyler informed me that you are the top salesman of your company, that I should look no further than yourself and your company to satisfy my computer needs, in fact she told me you needed to improve your sales performance' I don't expect much from James Nguyen but logical constancy throughout a single sentence would be nice
@joe7923
@joe7923 2 года назад
Sorry to tell you this, but just because he's in a slump doesn't mean he isn't the top salesman. If Michael Jordan is in a slump and is only scoring 19 points a game compared to his average of 28 he is the top scorer on the team and in a slump.
@TheNzFox
@TheNzFox 2 года назад
@@joe7923 he was about to get fired unless he improves his sales numbers, unless every other salesman was about to get fired as well for incompetence that doesn't sound like a "top salesman"
@jacksongibbs8998
@jacksongibbs8998 2 года назад
That should’ve been the joke for that moment.
@JamaicanCastle
@JamaicanCastle Год назад
@@TheNzFox Well, they _were_ all about to be fired for their incompetence, that was the point of the meeting where the one lame guy tried to blame "the economy". ...I think.
@sledzeppelin
@sledzeppelin 2 года назад
The balls it takes to throw constant Hitchcock references into this. Unbelievable.
@FabricofTime
@FabricofTime Год назад
This movie is to Vertigo what Birdemic was to The Birds. That is, it obviously stole it's major plot points wholesale from a Hitchcock film without ever understanding what made the Hitchcock film good.
@graemesmith6721
@graemesmith6721 5 месяцев назад
@@FabricofTime Yeah, things like acting, camera work, dialogue, talent....
@angbandsbane
@angbandsbane 2 года назад
I've watched SO many Rifftrax and MST3K movies, but to this day, I don't think I've ever laughed harder than the car accident followed by "That's her monument? Was she a celebrated general before the medical job?" (Though the bird with a megaphone and the entire ending here got some pretty good laughs out of me, too).
@simondaniel4028
@simondaniel4028 2 года назад
Just about to start this one, myself, but my RiffTrax standout so far is likely Guy From Harlem, when the hotel room service delivers a bomb instead of the well done NY Strip, Guy says "I can smell a bad(?) steak a mile away." to which Mike hits, "What, are you a cartoon dog?"
@MarkLipka
@MarkLipka 2 года назад
@@simondaniel4028 --- *Yes, The Guy From Harlem" is truly the funniest RiffTrax episode I've seen.*
@PerryCJamesUK
@PerryCJamesUK 2 года назад
You could have been sitting behind that lady, tattooing her arse and you'd still not make a mistake during a crash that slow. it is, dare I say, GENIUS lol
@mmgubin
@mmgubin Год назад
Hilarious
@perspgold8945
@perspgold8945 10 месяцев назад
them just laughing is sometimes the funniest
@Otchacha2
@Otchacha2 10 месяцев назад
😂"the movie makes its own riffs"
@michaeljones9301
@michaeljones9301 2 года назад
I tripped and fell up 5 flights of stairs and landed here... where this movie is FREE.... THANKS FELLAS...
@jmjon9
@jmjon9 2 года назад
the cut to the graveyard scene is one of the best reactions in rifftrax/mst3k history
@tomh.2405
@tomh.2405 2 года назад
I know. Nelson's "Nooooo!" at that moment is just spot-on. Sometimes the most minimalistic riffs are the most effective ones.
@Edward-jn5pl
@Edward-jn5pl 2 года назад
Wow. Come home, Torgo. All is forgiven.
@The_Lump
@The_Lump 2 года назад
If you haven't seen this before, don't do any research or googling. Just go into it sight unseen. It's an absolutely astounding film. If you think Birdemic was out there, this is another level.
@particularbored6072
@particularbored6072 2 года назад
I'm taking this advice. Thanks lol.
@The_Lump
@The_Lump 2 года назад
@@particularbored6072 Please don't hesitate to report back with your first impression once you've seen it.
@NB-gu9rs
@NB-gu9rs 2 года назад
Normally I am fanatically indifferent to spoilers, but you seem like a good honest sort. I'm doing it, even knowing the sort of agony James Nguyen might be able to inflict on me from a straight ambush. God help us all. D:
@SpruceDodger
@SpruceDodger 2 года назад
Wow, my vote for the worst sci-fi movie ever 🤓
@UlshaRS
@UlshaRS 2 года назад
Every watching is sight unseen because my brain keeps reformatting after watching.
@dunes8817
@dunes8817 2 года назад
Still can't get over that the director greenscreened the cubicle scene.
@rifftrax
@rifftrax 2 года назад
At least he learned for Birdemic???
@winonafrog
@winonafrog 5 месяцев назад
😅😅😅
@fluffyman85
@fluffyman85 2 года назад
Some filmmakers evolve as time goes by. For James Nguyen it's kind of a mobius strip.
@CharlesXavier
@CharlesXavier 2 года назад
We'll have to see how 'Birdemic 3' plays out, but I'm guessing that James Nguyen hasn't changed in the slightest.
@ZERO_O7X
@ZERO_O7X 2 года назад
😂 So accurate!
@radiofreeacab
@radiofreeacab Год назад
​@@CharlesXavier spoilers: it's the same f**kin movie again 😂🎉
@Cabochon1360
@Cabochon1360 2 года назад
Every actor has a bad take or flubs a line sometimes. I'm not sure if Nguyen actually knows it's possible to do a second take.
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 2 года назад
I don’t think he does. 🙁
@TF2Fan101
@TF2Fan101 2 года назад
‘Oops, I messed up my line.’ ‘Keep rolling!!!’
@lauratanner8475
@lauratanner8475 2 года назад
@@TF2Fan101 ain't got all day people!
@tuckerbowen4626
@tuckerbowen4626 Год назад
Maybe they could only afford enough footage to film each scene exactly once
@winstonmarlowe5254
@winstonmarlowe5254 Год назад
It's like watching Decker, but for realsies.
@jbrianproducer
@jbrianproducer 2 года назад
"Mrs. Tyler, is your son Steven home? He told me to Walk This Way." Fucking classic, Best Line in the entire riff!!!!
@untroubledwaters2137
@untroubledwaters2137 2 года назад
that one got me!! XD
@JamaicanCastle
@JamaicanCastle 2 года назад
If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need aftershave!
@christopherjones5446
@christopherjones5446 2 года назад
I’m silently shaking my arms frenetically for an uncomfortable amount of time over the news.
@WayWardWonderer
@WayWardWonderer 2 года назад
This movie feels like a high school play that was written by the football coach's son for extra credit in his English class.
@andrewguerra9343
@andrewguerra9343 Год назад
And he’d probably be a better director than James Nguyen.
@winonafrog
@winonafrog 5 месяцев назад
It feels like they shot all the B-roll and establishing shots for a porn, then lost the budget for the sex scenes.
@algomaone121
@algomaone121 2 года назад
You know what this movie needs? A Rollergator!
@MrRyan-wu4jx
@MrRyan-wu4jx 2 года назад
Not enough booger breath
@KyleKnappTenor
@KyleKnappTenor 2 года назад
Look, I can't watch this right now, I'm extremely beesvee.
@ZERO_O7X
@ZERO_O7X 2 года назад
I'm loving all the free full riffs and shorts you guys are dropping on us. ❤️
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 2 года назад
They’re spoiling us! ☺️
@NB-gu9rs
@NB-gu9rs 2 года назад
Yeah, I've bought like eight things from their store in the last month just to thank 'em.
@rightwired
@rightwired 2 года назад
^ This
@jacksongibbs8998
@jacksongibbs8998 2 года назад
I wonder if they’ll bless RU-vid with their “Fun in Balloonland” riff.
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 2 года назад
Yeah, I’ve got some things I saved to my RiffTrax Wishlist that I need to buy.
@thomasgallipoli8376
@thomasgallipoli8376 6 месяцев назад
I own three birds, Bill. No megaphone needed. Great Rifftrax episode.
@johnpendarvis7885
@johnpendarvis7885 Год назад
If Neil Breen and James Nguyen collaborated, I think the time space continuum would experience a rift.
@Lady_Flashheart40
@Lady_Flashheart40 Год назад
James Nguyen NEVER HAD A BEARD!
@jonahfalcon1970
@jonahfalcon1970 10 месяцев назад
Neil Breen actually knows filmmaking. Nguyen has no idea how to edit, sound, do a room tone, etc.
@tillitsdone
@tillitsdone 9 месяцев назад
James Nguyen needs to work with Tommy Wiseau
@EpicBeard815
@EpicBeard815 2 года назад
I'm glad Rifftrax is stuck in the 'I'm glad' loop
@LordQuadros
@LordQuadros 2 года назад
Wait, the main character is a chip salesman? James Nguyen, you can't just lob brand new concepts at us like this!
@UlshaRS
@UlshaRS 2 года назад
James bought Neil Breen's 5-disk course on filmmaking and puts every lesson into action.
@TF2Fan101
@TF2Fan101 2 года назад
Come to think of it, why haven’t the Rifftrax guys covered anything by Neil Breen?
@Chipotleadvisory
@Chipotleadvisory Год назад
@@TF2Fan101 i challenge them to find anything to make fun of in a film by the great Neil Breen
@allendulles2481
@allendulles2481 Год назад
@@Chipotleadvisory The Breenius!
@Firguy
@Firguy Год назад
Doesn't James Nguyen teach film making these days?
@allendulles2481
@allendulles2481 Год назад
@@Firguy To who? Pets?
@Huskrrrr
@Huskrrrr 2 года назад
The plot flows like molasses. Perfect for Rifftrax.
@cujoedaman
@cujoedaman 2 года назад
It'll age like fine G wine
@Jesse__H
@Jesse__H 2 года назад
It feels like James Nguyen has had a total of, like, four thoughts in his entire life. I mean, _these movies are all the same!_ 😂
@stephaniemorrissey5114
@stephaniemorrissey5114 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@JFmK-sh5nh
@JFmK-sh5nh Год назад
When something works, it works. If it ain't broke, don't go fix it. -James Nguyen
@patrickblakethesaint
@patrickblakethesaint Год назад
I had no idea what I was in store for... thanks fellas, for making this lonely man laugh
@R._Thornhill
@R._Thornhill Год назад
You have to give a great deal of credit to James Nguyen, he opened up the film industry to people with no talent.
@shuttittuppitt9355
@shuttittuppitt9355 Год назад
That just reminded me of Paris Hilton's appearance in "The cat in the hat" (Mike Myers). GREAT movie (I need to edit in the deleted scenes, which are CRIMINALLY hilarious), but her appearance in it is just bad. They left HER scene in the movie, but they deleted (example) the scene where the cat pretends to be a fur skin rug in the TV shop. Wow.
@deanfiora4227
@deanfiora4227 7 месяцев назад
No, that was Ed Wood.
@Sigourneyporpoise
@Sigourneyporpoise 2 года назад
This one is my absolute favorite next to A Talking Cat?! It never fails to make me giggle, it is a masterpiece
@MiddleAgedNerd
@MiddleAgedNerd 2 года назад
A Talking Cat and Replica are in my top 5 Rifftrax movies.
@bobbarker14
@bobbarker14 2 года назад
To bring it full circle, David DeCoteau who directed A Talking Cat also directed a movie called Retro Puppet Master starring none other than Greg Sestero from The Room.
@NB-gu9rs
@NB-gu9rs 2 года назад
@@Cyraxior You mean sorpans?
@Virjunior01
@Virjunior01 2 года назад
Aww, not Repliga*GUITAR NOODLING*
@MarkLipka
@MarkLipka 2 года назад
*Ooo! Favorite RiffTrax? Definitely "The Guy From Harlem"! Lost my breath laughing so hard at that one.* 🤣😂
@jean-paulaudette9246
@jean-paulaudette9246 2 года назад
Aand remember, folks: When you film your movie, you want place the microphone as near to the parakeet cage as possible, to avoid it picking up any troublesome mispronunciation from the actors!
@winonafrog
@winonafrog 5 месяцев назад
😅 And if the lead actor is speaking from inside a car, place the microphone across the street-for ambient noise, so it doesnt sound artificial like youre making a movie
@whoisdickieschnabel
@whoisdickieschnabel 2 года назад
You know what, cancel!!! Bill's ongoing feud with the parrot is legendary. I hope for Kevin's "I hear a mountain lion" in every James Nguyen movie.
@zombie..
@zombie.. 2 года назад
The final masterpiece of the James Nguyen trilogy
@BoHolbo
@BoHolbo 2 года назад
You mean “BIRDEMIC 3 - Sea Eagle?” Yes, unfortunately, it is currently in production I’m afraid! (According to his own claims, it will be released at the end of the year.)
@stevenalexander7309
@stevenalexander7309 2 года назад
@@BoHolbo Wait, there was a Birdemic 2 ?!?!?
@PerryCJamesUK
@PerryCJamesUK 2 года назад
@@stevenalexander7309 It was the same film, except this time it was sort of self aware, but not in a good way.
@JosephAland
@JosephAland 2 года назад
@@stevenalexander7309 Yes, and it had-no joke-zombies and cavemen.
@SlapstickGenius23
@SlapstickGenius23 2 года назад
@@BoHolbo what!?
@peterbrown6224
@peterbrown6224 2 года назад
"We were in love" "Were you dating her?" I NEED THIS As for your commentary, it was first-class.
@andrewguerra9343
@andrewguerra9343 2 года назад
“Were you dating her?” No, I was doing her taxes what do you think we were in love means?
@jondunmore4268
@jondunmore4268 Год назад
"We were in love." "Did you have intercourse?" I don't think James Nguyen knows how love works.
@laurend9829
@laurend9829 2 года назад
I think I somehow love this one more than Birdemic. Probably due to 90% less shrieking "eagles" vs. just a few parakeet chirps . Also, the slow-mo car crash 'death' of the valley girl kidney surgeon gets me every time. Thank you!!
@wallyman292
@wallyman292 2 года назад
Hey. . . At least the parakeet chirps were real!
@pretorious700
@pretorious700 Год назад
She's supposed to be a "scientist", which really boggles the imagination.
@soft_serve_666
@soft_serve_666 3 месяца назад
The cut to the cemetery directly after, and the guys laughing is my favorite part of the whole episode.
@Nukeknockout
@Nukeknockout 2 года назад
"And as she runs off, she triggers the remote denotator they build into every kidney". That is actually a good plot for a murder mystery. Doctor does organ transplant, saving a patient's life. Patient winds up stalking the doctor, until to defend herself the doctor is forced to activate the remote detonator she puts in some of the organs she transplants. Murder mystery picks up, and our dashing investigatress has to find out why this man died, who killed him, and why the hell a doctor is putting bombs into people.
@tomh.2405
@tomh.2405 2 года назад
Sigh. Please don't give Nguyen any ideas.
@WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS
@WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS Год назад
That's actually a terrible idea for a mystery. The person exploded from the inside and had surgery to replace an organ in the last X months. I wonder who did it?!
@kimibear
@kimibear 2 года назад
Note to self: NEVER TAKE A HUGE GULP OF WATER WHILST WATCHING A RIFFTRAX! CHOKING LAUGHING CHOKING! Hahaha
@phoenixlich
@phoenixlich 2 года назад
This rifftrax brought me to TEARS when i first experienced it.
@PantherTheCat
@PantherTheCat 2 года назад
the "James James Nguyen-verse" absolutely slayed me. I feel like we really have barely explored all of the car-parking potential. I can't WAIT to see the fanfiction!
@goodfre2
@goodfre2 Год назад
“Wow! I guess that sectional sofa dry hump was better than it looked!” I’m in stitches. Classic. Thank you, Kevin!
@ButtSolution
@ButtSolution Год назад
They told James Nguyen he couldn't make a movie that was 50% establishing shots. But he showed them. He showed them all.
@winonafrog
@winonafrog 5 месяцев назад
*parakeet chirps*
@joelclifton6312
@joelclifton6312 2 года назад
It's hilarious how the background of the office meeting scenes is a super-zoomed-in workshop pegboard with the actors badly green-screened in.
@constancetorseth1337
@constancetorseth1337 2 года назад
How did you guys miss that the "detective" who interviewed the protagonist presented no identification at all? He was probably just some creep who wanted to take the opportunity to ask completely inappropriate and invasive questions of the grieving boyfriend that had nothing to do with the not-at-all-a-fatal-car-accident.
@water.77
@water.77 Год назад
But he comes with queue cards, maybe that eases the interviewees minds 😅
@wedgewizard5429
@wedgewizard5429 2 года назад
1:03:18 This scene, where they just kind of shift their weight back and forth to simulate walking absolutely slayed me. F@cking faaaaaaaaantastic!
@tfmaster96
@tfmaster96 2 года назад
I'd swear this was a double feature of birdemic and julie and jack, except it feels longer than both put together.
@PerryCJamesUK
@PerryCJamesUK 2 года назад
It's just Vertigo, if Vertigo was made by somebody who had never seen a film and had no experience of how humans interact with each other. In fact, it's like Vertigo if nothing meant anything to anybody: Revision - It's Vertigo, if Kim Novak was a kidney cloning surgeon who grinds James Stewart on a wipe-down sofa wearing a bikini, before being cloned by a mad scientist with shaky arms and a bullet-less magic firearm.
@Colin-ni1fu
@Colin-ni1fu 2 года назад
Nguyen loves Hitchcock as much as Neil Breen loves Neil Breen.
@PerryCJamesUK
@PerryCJamesUK 2 года назад
@@Colin-ni1fu Hahahaha That's a notable quotable line there, I'll be plagiarising that to appear cleverer than I am in the not too distant future, if you don't mind 🙂
@KairuHakubi
@KairuHakubi 2 года назад
is that what Vertigo is about? I assumed Nguyen saw PARTS: the Clonus Horror and went well shit, I can do that. I mean, not with THAT budget, but.. it's already been ripped off once or it was the ripoff, I forget which. The other one was called overdrawn at the brain bank or whatever, right?
@PerryCJamesUK
@PerryCJamesUK 2 года назад
@@KairuHakubi Vertigo is Alfred Hitchcock's study of how people destroy other people to make them fit in to an ideal of what their true love should be, regardless of what that does to that person. Ever colour, image, sound and look is used to convey the emotional sickness inside the lead character, watch how the film becomes more and more "sickly green" in it's tones as Jimmy Stewart's insanity increases. So, yes Nguyen, really, really, really likes that film, along with The Birds, and really really really wants his masterpieces to be modern day versions. If only he had the actual skills and creative mindset, along with the actors and somebody who could actually write dialogue like a human being might actually use in real life, he would be there. I've not seen the Clonus film.
@KairuHakubi
@KairuHakubi 2 года назад
@@PerryCJamesUK what a fucking weird concept, let alone one to make a movie on. what kind of sick person thinks that way.. anyway what did that have to do with this movie?
@petergray7576
@petergray7576 2 года назад
This is the first movie I've ever seen that could be declared clinically dead. The script consists entirely of paragraph fragments, each one representing a stillborn subplot And it combines Nguyen's grade school level dialog and delivers in an all encompassing dead voiced monotone so flat and affectless that even a robot would too ashamed to utter This is moviemaking while under the influence of quaaludes.
@elijahlorenzo2974
@elijahlorenzo2974 2 года назад
Your guy’s dynamic is fantastic. I’ve be a fan for almost 20 years. I’m very happy your still producing content. My mother was a member of your original fan club. Crow sticker on our Cadillac back in the day. Thank you.
@Mibbitmaker
@Mibbitmaker 2 года назад
According to this movie, which is deadlier? - 2 cars parking a couple feet apart... or a gun that does not actually fire, but twitches to sound effects from a tape recorder in another room?
@exoterric
@exoterric 2 года назад
Oh my God this is why you don't read comments as you start watching the movie. I'm like, what the frick dumpster fire of a movie did they find this time
@Zaprozhan
@Zaprozhan 2 года назад
The off-screen bird was louder than the gunshots.
@seasnake333
@seasnake333 Год назад
"Hey, put on some Larry King" line just came out of nowhere for me. Freaking hilarious.
@jeffsummstl
@jeffsummstl 2 года назад
If you cloned corn with the Clone-a-tron, would it look like grass?
@kellyschmader213
@kellyschmader213 2 года назад
ROFL
@TF2Fan101
@TF2Fan101 2 года назад
Here’s the more important question: Can you make masks out of that grass?
@jacksongibbs8998
@jacksongibbs8998 2 года назад
@@TF2Fan101 Here’s an even more important question: can you smoke that grass?
@TF2Fan101
@TF2Fan101 2 года назад
@@jacksongibbs8998 I don't smoke, so I wouldn't know.
@markiangooley
@markiangooley Год назад
Cornography!
@Cabochon1360
@Cabochon1360 2 года назад
Well, how about a fifty percent discount? Yes, I'm aware I just cost my company a million dollars.
@muthesquirrel
@muthesquirrel 2 года назад
I'm SHOCKED to find out the creator of Birdemic doesn't understand how cloning works. He's usually so wise.
@Fuzy2K
@Fuzy2K 2 года назад
I read that as "doesn't understand how *clothing* works"
@chrisaltobelli
@chrisaltobelli 2 года назад
@@Fuzy2K that actually works too since everyone has clothing on during sex scenes in all of his movies.
@deadheadguy458
@deadheadguy458 2 года назад
How is it possible this guy delivers his lines the exact same way the guy from Birdemic does
@eviljoel
@eviljoel 11 месяцев назад
That's James Nguyen's directing genius right there.
@claudialomeli4048
@claudialomeli4048 2 года назад
I hope one day, one of the actors from a James Nguyen's movie writes a tell all book, a la The Disaster Artist.
@ZaGorudan
@ZaGorudan 2 года назад
James Nguyen staples -The first line abruptly cuts in with all the white noise present. -Long driving scenes (bonus points if it shows every second of the car pulling out and taking off) -Swimsuit lovemaking scenes -Scenes with looping stock bgm -Scenes that end with awkward silence -Everything is going comically well for the characters for the first 30-40 minutes. -Characters speaking in empty platitudes.
@kamen2011
@kamen2011 2 года назад
Also, nice round numbers.
@chindleymuffin
@chindleymuffin Год назад
You forgot saying words weirdly, like Solpans and Beesvee.
@danielkreider5980
@danielkreider5980 2 года назад
I didn't believe anything could be funnier than your riffs of Birdemic or the Talking Cat but as I sit here trying not to piss myself and crying laughing, I realize I was wrong, you absolute geniuses, you unbelievable bastards!
@swytchblayd
@swytchblayd 2 года назад
Did they give that bird its own mic? Because holy hell is it loud.
@Garfunkels_Funky_Uncle
@Garfunkels_Funky_Uncle 2 года назад
I'm completely convinced that James Nguyen has no idea how dating/relationships work🤦
@adamdenardis5438
@adamdenardis5438 2 года назад
Someone who went through life relying on looks. 😂
@TF2Fan101
@TF2Fan101 2 года назад
‘THAT’S NOT HOW DATING WORKS!!!!!!!!’
@koenvandamme6901
@koenvandamme6901 2 года назад
James Nguyen knows as much about dating as he knows about making good movies.
@printisdead1983
@printisdead1983 2 года назад
That's because his a humanoid lizard person or a moleman
@moebetta4224
@moebetta4224 2 года назад
Or anything, really.
@chibikim77
@chibikim77 2 года назад
Im kind of beesvee at the moment, but ill be sure to watch tonight!
@HylianFox3
@HylianFox3 2 года назад
This movie was so bad I actually bought an unriffed copy to show to my parents (we also saw Birdemic).
@Aforementioned
@Aforementioned 2 года назад
Soooo, you hate your parents?
@mcclada
@mcclada 2 года назад
Bought Birdemic on bluray for 5 bucks from a Buybacks...
@stephaniemorrissey5114
@stephaniemorrissey5114 2 года назад
@@Aforementioned 😂😂😂🤣🤣
@thomaspalazzolo5902
@thomaspalazzolo5902 2 года назад
Oh my god. The best car accident ever shown during a film accident.
@HylianFox3
@HylianFox3 2 года назад
That whole scene was so goddamn funny I just couldn't believe it.
@fogcat5
@fogcat5 2 года назад
Unless the drivers were trained, that must have been done with camera tricks and stop motion editing.
@TF2Fan101
@TF2Fan101 2 года назад
The best car accident scene ever... Of all time.
@patrickstonecrusher
@patrickstonecrusher 2 года назад
Fatal Findings (2013)
@thomaspalazzolo5902
@thomaspalazzolo5902 2 года назад
@@patrickstonecrusher Ooo, I do wonder if they'll ever riff a Neil Breen movie.
@Phoenix_Films
@Phoenix_Films 2 года назад
What a terribly goofy movie with an amazing riff, truly one of your best!
@bhmch39
@bhmch39 Год назад
I can't stop laughing at this comment. lol
@johnmuir8515
@johnmuir8515 2 года назад
Can you just imagine the cinematic gold we would see if James Nguyen and Tommy Wiseau joined forces and produced a movie together!
@patrickstonecrusher
@patrickstonecrusher 2 года назад
Yall act like Neil Breen doesn't exist.
@johnmuir8515
@johnmuir8515 2 года назад
@@patrickstonecrusher I’m sorry I didn’t mean any disrespect to Breen. Trust me if I was to create a Mount Rushmore of directors it would be…. Ed Wood, James Nguyen, Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen. IMO a film made by Wiseau and Nguyen would tear a hole in the fabric of space and time.
@jacobschweitzer1068
@jacobschweitzer1068 2 года назад
What about coleman Francis
@johnmuir8515
@johnmuir8515 2 года назад
@@jacobschweitzer1068 To be honest with you, I forgot about him. Anyone who has 2 out of 3 of their films riffed on MST3k does deserve to be celebrated.
@panderjitsinghvv8199
@panderjitsinghvv8199 2 года назад
Had no idea what the director’s history was but when that gigantic microchip sale went through I guessed.
@adamdenardis5438
@adamdenardis5438 2 года назад
How else would he be able to fund this? 😂
@RobotoSan
@RobotoSan 2 года назад
When Bill called this a James Nguyen joint I couldn't help imagining the worst possible joint; taped together and stuffed with stems/seeds.
@BoHolbo
@BoHolbo 2 года назад
And eyelids forced open with paperclips. 🥺
@PerryCJamesUK
@PerryCJamesUK 2 года назад
I was picturing a really arthritic painful hip.
@NB-gu9rs
@NB-gu9rs 2 года назад
Ah, yes, that legendary strain known variously as "Brown Frown," "Peoria Kush," or "Seedy Weedy." We've all had it.
@monsterx3055
@monsterx3055 2 года назад
resin scrapped from a one hitter
@zombie..
@zombie.. 2 года назад
…after it’s been vacuumed up from the floorboard of your Ford Aerostar
@TerrenceNowicki
@TerrenceNowicki 2 года назад
The bad guy's death throes remind me of the one-man show put on by The Dude's landlord in The Big Lebowski.
@Dihngus
@Dihngus 2 года назад
Thanks for providing this for free!
@DisneyDancer1990
@DisneyDancer1990 Год назад
It’s honestly sad the amount of times I’ve watched this.
@jrightly
@jrightly 2 года назад
"sudden onset edward cullen" was my favorite riff
@lonestarlarry
@lonestarlarry 2 года назад
God bless James Nguyen. He just never knew when to stop. The car wreck is definitely Oscar worthy!
@StingrayOfficial
@StingrayOfficial 2 года назад
This might be my new favorite Riff. I about died when I saw him "walk" to his desk. 7:37
@thegamethemovie9605
@thegamethemovie9605 2 года назад
"...I also clone replicas of celebrities..." Lost it!
@cornbredx
@cornbredx 2 года назад
Oh wow. Ya'll that haven't seen this one are in for a treat. This riff and movie is wild.
@sledzeppelin
@sledzeppelin 2 года назад
I could see his influence right away. He's the only director to go out of his way to make sure his film is totally out of focus and fucked up looking. That doesn't happen by accident!
@boomboom6577
@boomboom6577 2 года назад
It takes commitment 😂
@ZERO_O7X
@ZERO_O7X 2 года назад
Constant shots of driving and parking? Gotta be Nguyen. 😂
@sledzeppelin
@sledzeppelin 2 года назад
@@ZERO_O7X No one captures the feeling of parking like Nguyen.
@zombie..
@zombie.. 2 года назад
“Walk less like a human! And mumble more!”
@winonafrog
@winonafrog 5 месяцев назад
He doesnt just show a woman jogging like some dumbass film school kid-he takes the time to film her returning. A true student of Dziga Vertov’s techniques.
@victotyorvalhalla
@victotyorvalhalla 2 года назад
Bravo gentleman! To celebrate I’ll share a bottle of G Wine with my wife, who may or may not be cloned.
@sarysa
@sarysa 2 года назад
Fade transitions, where James Nguyen takes Homer Simpson's words to heart: "Why eat hamburger when you can have steak?"
@steveharvey2102
@steveharvey2102 2 года назад
That car crash put Tarantino's deathproof to shame ;) Wow! Just wow!
@CaptainPeru
@CaptainPeru 2 года назад
I don't know how many times I seen this riff already, but every single time makes me laugh even more. Truly James Nguyen is the gift that keeps on giving
@GC_420
@GC_420 2 года назад
Zero notification, zero reminder (was set on) :( RU-vid hates Rifftrax
@keeleon
@keeleon 2 года назад
1:02:44 I like how the "solution" to racism is just "be the right skin color" LMAO
@mattjamison484
@mattjamison484 Год назад
I know. That was killing me. I was like how is that the cure for racism?
@halicarnassus8235
@halicarnassus8235 Год назад
From watching this directors movies you know that's always been in an aspiration of his to be white. Heck sometimes I wish I was darker so I don't have to worry about the sun hating my skin
@Ninjujitsu
@Ninjujitsu 2 года назад
I can always fit rifftrax into my beezvy schedule
@iconicjesterman1288
@iconicjesterman1288 2 года назад
Been a fan since the early 90’s of MST3K and gotta say I missed you guys but this this keeps me going sometimes. Movies need riffing and you guys are the best at what you do!
@untroubledwaters2137
@untroubledwaters2137 2 года назад
Amen, may the gods bless the folks at Rifftrax/Mst3K
@trishablaze8530
@trishablaze8530 2 года назад
Umm no they don’t!! I can’t focus n he’s talking dumb shyt!! Why would a movie need that? U must be a goof ball for real!
@princesstamika
@princesstamika 2 года назад
"he works in a dreamcast tech demo!" "this doom mod sucks!"
@jonahfalcon1970
@jonahfalcon1970 2 года назад
Even though I've watched this on RU-vid a few times, I bought the film from Rifftrax.
@choosecarefully408
@choosecarefully408 2 года назад
Did I miss the part how the assassin "planned" to escape unscathed from a car accident that was lethal for the other driver? Not to mention how 'Claudia' became an actress & got a whole new life learning English & Evelyn's history within one week. Why'd the evil doc even need to kill Evelyn to _do_ that?
@TF2Fan101
@TF2Fan101 2 года назад
How’d Claudia even get the bracelet?
@choosecarefully408
@choosecarefully408 2 года назад
@@TF2Fan101 She _HAD THE BRACELET!!?!_ I guess the evil doc could have taken it off her body. But that's the kind of attention to detail I like anyhow, so points as valid as any of those doled out on Whose Line is it Anyway to you! 😁 🤗
@shwahgamer
@shwahgamer 2 года назад
I mean they kinda answer that because Evelyn didn't know about the cloning thing, so she couldn't have consented. And Joe says that it is basically identity theft. But it hurts to try to explain how a movie this bad is supposed to still make sense...
@srbrant5391
@srbrant5391 2 года назад
This feels like a movie adaptation of _Plumbers Don't Wear Ties._
@ExiaBlade
@ExiaBlade 2 года назад
Oh my god, that ending is fucking gold!!! Nguyen is a mastermind!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Professional_NerdNonsense
@Professional_NerdNonsense 2 года назад
I’m glad this movie will be available for free.
@calsavestheworld
@calsavestheworld 2 года назад
It's not worth free.
@Professional_NerdNonsense
@Professional_NerdNonsense 2 года назад
@@calsavestheworld I’m glad you made this comment.
@rolldeepNASA
@rolldeepNASA 2 года назад
'we're talking about pocket-sized pet velociraptors' LMAO
@A-small-amount-of-peas
@A-small-amount-of-peas 2 года назад
This movie looks like a mid 90's Sierra FMV adventure game
@winonafrog
@winonafrog 5 месяцев назад
Did you (or anyone) ever play Phantasmagoria (Sierra, 1995)? Feels just as wooden and sketchy as that pioneer of the genre…
@A-small-amount-of-peas
@A-small-amount-of-peas 5 месяцев назад
@@winonafrog I actually played Phantasmagoris 2 but not the first one unfortunately
@BootlyLee
@BootlyLee 2 года назад
They FRIED this movie🤣😂😂😂😂
@buddyzilla4557
@buddyzilla4557 2 года назад
Love how James Nguyen never fails to have his characters flex with stock options. Not cash, electronics or a car..but I suppose that last one makes sense since we all know: "She's My Hot Ferrari." Incidently, that was also what James said about Natalie to his fed-up wife before she left him. He didnt have a house or money for her to take in the divorce so sadly she took the last thing he had left..the stock options..and Natalie, just because she begged for it.
@DRChupacabrah
@DRChupacabrah 2 года назад
1:03:24 "Now before I kill you both, I'm going to tell you my plans for the human race" Bill: Oh boy... such a simple line but it cracked me up haha
@TF2Fan101
@TF2Fan101 2 года назад
‘Now, we’re in deep trouble. I mean, one shot from his gun, and we’re dead. Fortunately...’ ‘He starts monologuing?’ ‘HE STARTS MONOLOGUING!’
@JamaicanCastle
@JamaicanCastle 8 месяцев назад
"Do you two mind if I zone out during the 'I vill create a rice of pipple!' speech? I've only heard it three or four hundred times in other movies."
@boomboom6577
@boomboom6577 2 года назад
“I should have left you dead in that car wreck!” Lolol, it wasn’t a car wreck though
@ajs3994
@ajs3994 2 года назад
A car wreck of editing.
@mrmonty86
@mrmonty86 2 года назад
Whoever wrote this must be proud of their degree from the DeVry Institute.
@PhilBagels
@PhilBagels 2 года назад
The DNA graphics in the opening credits is the most exciting part of the film.
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