Riskiest Jokes - VOL. 2 | Jimmy Carr

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As the biggest face in British Comedy I've been known for telling a risky joke or two.
Here's the second of three parts in a collection of the riskiest jokes...you be the judge.
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@acekai 3 года назад

The very best comedian when it comes to short jokes, quick wit and punch lines.

@jamewakk 3 года назад

Yepp

@keithwhittygmail 3 года назад

That actually goes to Bob Monkhouse who supposedly stole quite a few of his jokes 😜👌

@jamewakk 3 года назад

Him and Anthony Jeselnik.

@bobbyf1741 3 года назад

The award for best short jokes actually goes to Brad Williams.

@adamtidbury3158 3 года назад

That's because it's old school stand up very hard to write

@matt6260 2 года назад

Its a miracle that Jimmy is still not getting cancelled until today He is such a legend 😂😂

@keepingitwild5994 2 года назад

An attempt was made only a couple of months ago for his Netflix special - let's hope he doesn't get cancelled.

@NEMOfishZ92 2 года назад

@@keepingitwild5994 an attempt wasn't made news sights went overboard with a few complaints and jimmy ran with it as a joke He often gets it trouble and always has he knows how to roll with it

@cioccolateriaveneziana 2 года назад

Well, cancel culture only depends on you people.

@TAROTAI 2 года назад

@@cioccolateriaveneziana my fav group

@ReadyPlayerDog 2 года назад

I used to work as a waiter about 10 years ago, and waited his table in Birmingham when he was performing at the NIA, twice actually. He's a really nice guy, very chilled out, extremely polite, very friendly.

@liampalmer8729 3 года назад

Comedians say: there is a line you don’t cross Jimmy: hold my beer

@shinobix4925 3 года назад

There's probably a line that Jimmy doesn't cross to stop himself from just straight up saying something mean with no humour behind it, but he does go further than a lot of other comics go, man really came up twice in a top ten most offensive jokes list

@cruzloera4931 2 года назад

I think he goes farther than chappelle

@robertcornelius3514 2 года назад

I wouldn't go pay to see this chap.

@UtterlyClueless1 5 месяцев назад

No he doesn't just cross it. He walks all around it and shows you the exact dimensions of said line.

@danielkinn782 3 года назад

"If Africa had more mosquito nets.....we could save Millions of mosquitoes from needlessly dying of AIDS every year" Jimmy Carr

@Th3DadGam3r 3 года назад

😂

@simple-2659 3 года назад

Reddit dark jokes 4 years ago

@YousefAhmed-xl8kx 3 года назад

I never actually understood the joke can someone explain please?

@herenow5779 3 года назад

The mosquitoes would die in the nets instead.

@childress2931 3 года назад

The mosquitos would die of AIDS

@mrlucasftw42 3 года назад

Kid and cymbal joke - how did that not get more laughs?

@retrogamer33 3 года назад

@The Grin Reaper Ba-Dum Tsshh

@SkynetMedia1 3 года назад

3:23 The best joke is the cymbal joke....

@malchir4036 3 года назад

I still didn't get it until I saw this comment, we pronounce it sym-BALL, not SIM-bl. I indeed thought he was talking about symbols and the "badumtish" was just because nobody laughed.

@monomakes 3 года назад

thicko audience.

@josefernandez4423 3 года назад

I though it was symbol too

@sulgodar2738 2 года назад

Jimmy Carr is the example of the line of comedy. He is able to make hilarious jokes that are also very dark but shouldn’t offend anyone.

@NEMOfishZ92 2 года назад

It helps that he makes jokes at the expense of everyone well making it perfectly clear he has no hate in his heart for any of them

@01keyboard Год назад

Unless your a teacher..

@5minutecalms 8 месяцев назад

It's the intention that matters

@j.a.weishaupt1748 4 месяца назад

@@01keyboard*you’re

@01keyboard 4 месяца назад

@j.a.weishaupt6108 yes, you're..thank you lol

@toest1315 3 года назад

I like how Jimmy's "riskiest jokes" are just all his jokes

@dom5905 3 года назад

I want to see a “Jimmy Carr Out of Context”

@jace_Henderson 3 года назад

So? Normal?

@Nergal_Slayer 3 года назад

Someone has to make this

@Tetleyb 3 года назад

I’d like to see him completely uncensored.

@Shagyamum 2 года назад

I was f*cking a child in the face

@lonegamer6232 2 года назад

he'd in jail then

@craig4849 3 года назад

Riskiest jokes = funniest jokes

@charliebrown1134 3 года назад

Things get 10x funnier when your told u can’t laugh at something

@mrmr4622 3 года назад

Unless the offended mob tries to cancel you after

@jaxsnabs8248 3 года назад

But you have to know how to tell them

@arizonatea2494 3 года назад

@@mrmr4622 people are allowed to be offended by racist jokes, if anything u should be grateful their wouldn't be racist jokes by definition because then it wouldn't be racist if nobody took offense to it, it would be like making a joke about treating people equally. See that does not seem like a good joke.

@arizonatea2494 3 года назад

My point is respect them, they are the reason partly y u are enjoying these types of vids

@sholumovi1631 3 года назад

If you like Jimmy Carr and you like offensive jokes, I like you.

@vodkawhisperer3923 3 года назад

Offensive jokes are the best

@owensanfordstuff 3 года назад

@@vodkawhisperer3923 especially when they offend people 😂they literally just fall into the trap 😂

@michaeledwards2622 3 года назад

What I tell everyone when I open my mouth. There is no such thing as being offensive. You choose to be offended. I just stated what was on my mind.

@deano43 3 года назад

The worlds got too many snowflakes.

@NatandGeorge 3 года назад

@@michaeledwards2622 I was taught, "Don't take things that don't belong to you." so whgen I see an offense. . .

@crankypest2617 3 года назад

I swear there is nothing he does that is bad to me. I love his humor.

@Ldoggmillionaire 2 года назад

Most of them are just wordplay and the serious context is just to give them a bit of an edge but aren't particularly offensive

@johnsonter1358 3 года назад

With that laugh of his it's impossible to take Jimmy serious.

@atf5275 3 года назад

I mean, it's kinda the point...

@HardDiff 3 года назад

I just hear stampy when he laughs.

@14gears55 3 года назад

@tina mitchell more like a seal getting molested

@NatandGeorge 3 года назад

he lauhs on the inhale instead of the exhale. It's his trademark identifier.

@immortalsun 3 года назад

It’s not like you’re supposed to take a comedian seriously anyway.

@garyturner5790 2 года назад

The way he deals with hecklers is priceless.

@gerrithoevers 2 года назад

This right here is why you can't be offended by Jimmy's Gypsy joke. He's telling you straight away and throughout his show that his jokes are offensive.

@guillermoelnino 2 года назад

if it was 30 years ago he'd be able to just go straight into it.

@MrJOJ 2 года назад

I don't think anyone gets offended by Gypsy jokes other than gypsies anyway.

@zenleek2129 2 года назад

@@MrJOJ To be fair, that's kind of how it works

@jasonjones6736 3 года назад

Simply the funniest comedian going....a genius with his quick wit

@kobeanderson7177 3 года назад

He's real funny, but got nothing on Dave Chappelle

@pontiuspilate821 3 года назад

Kobe Anderson frfr

@stivi739 Год назад

can't wait for his ozzy tour next year

@oxypill Год назад

what about chris rock

@thegirthsmurf 3 года назад

Wasn't first wasn't last but I was fast

@rogueangel72 3 года назад

That what you say after finishing?

@QjuiceEPLE 3 года назад

Wasn't first wasn't last but you were fast. That's what she said!

@Tinskap 3 года назад

I hope you're not talking about your relationship with this.

@deano43 3 года назад

Your partner is very lucky. Your medal is in the post.

@D3adSh0t442 3 года назад

That's what your mum said

@michaeldistortedrosen7245 3 года назад

I haven’t laughed this hard is a while. I love this guy!

@natebeal18 3 года назад

This man is a master of misdirection jokes. Love it

@washkabe9179 3 года назад

I'm from Oklahoma, that joke killed me.....

@Brad-ru8lj 3 года назад

Washkabe lucky the quiet kid that got bullied didn’t lol

@washkabe9179 3 года назад

@@Brad-ru8lj lmfao

@samsmith4901 3 года назад

What town

@washkabe9179 3 года назад

@@samsmith4901 Tahlequah

@samsmith4901 3 года назад

@@washkabe9179 nice. Ive been there for soccer. I'm from skiatook

@themantheplan24 3 года назад

Listening to his jokes never gets old! I laughed so hard. Now what

@pr4921 2 года назад

*too

@themantheplan24 2 года назад

@@pr4921 three

@dedoggos9085 3 года назад

7:53 bottom right that girl is not happy lmfso

@otis.wtsn1 3 года назад

She looks like she wants to see the manager

@commanderaxton194 3 года назад

Fucken karen

@blueey2938 2 года назад

"Girl".....

@lewisjohnson1460 3 года назад

'atleast you get a cuddle afterwards' 🤣🤣🤣

@cooperwb4588 3 года назад

My favorite part about him is how he seems surprised when people start laughing

@acekai 3 года назад

Riskiest joke ever- "Honey, how about you invite your hot friend Carla over for my birthday present?"

@mofobecks 3 года назад

Jokes usually tend to need punchlines

@tomrichards4522 3 года назад

Crap

@willmorris12345 3 года назад

“Riskiest” is a funny way to spell “shittest”

@falconpowerful2362 3 года назад

The plumber I had around the other day was an old German guy. He hooked the gas up to the shower, I guess old habits die hard.

@NatandGeorge 3 года назад

joke's on him -- Carla is a presurgery M2F

@Tonsirton 4 месяца назад

Its... Missionary WORK!!!💯👑

@johnmcclellan9020 2 года назад

Please more comedians like this guy. Find the line that is acceptable then step over it .... George Carlin RIP.

@garyturner5790 2 года назад

Obviously a lot of this is shock humour that Jimmy does brilliantly.

@DeidreL9 Год назад

I love him, I love his intelligence and the fact he assumes his audience have a brain. He’s brilliant.🤣

@captpicard6894 3 года назад

Seen Jimmy a couple of times live at the indigo theatre in the O2 in London. Very very funny, probably my favorite stand-up Comedian. Controls the audience, riffs off the members in the crowd, just very very good at what he does😁😁😁😁

@richardt3041 Год назад

When you watch the stand up you realise just how clever he is ! True comedy legend

@meh1028 3 года назад

This video is a perfect quarantine cheer up!

@NewMessage 3 года назад

But if you hit the kid with the tuba, they don't go "🎶Waw Waw Waaaaaaaaah🎶"

@smithy2 3 года назад

They do if they fall down the stairs

@raulrosas5068 3 года назад

Name Here and go off tune

@shayneh8668 3 года назад

I love listening to this guy. He's hilarious.

@usmileisinfectious1975 3 года назад

I got an ad about a child with severe diseases after this...

@otis.wtsn1 3 года назад

He doesn't get ads tho

@wednesday4586 2 года назад

As a Thai, im so honoured to hear his Thai wife joke

@childress2931 3 года назад

That last joke is probably the most offensive joke I have ever heard, and I fucking love it!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@aarontaylor4918 3 года назад

These jokes are very dark and offensive!! And I love it.

@davidaxman 2 года назад

The aeroplane noise joke is absolutely bonkers 🤣

@sterlingfrosty1610 3 года назад

He has that Don Rickles delivery and I love it!

@iarepug5486 3 года назад

Do you reckon, Jimmy would be able to get away with jokes related to the whole blm thing

@chris-p-rat 3 года назад

Probably, but he's a British comedian, so it's not really a thing for him

@dscro4262 3 года назад

hopefully

@gondor532 3 года назад

he like all "risque" commedians never joke about islam, jews and now blm

@ethanbuckley260 3 года назад

gondor532 he has joked about Muslims and Jews though?

@chris-p-rat 3 года назад

@@ethanbuckley260 people are way more ok with anti Muslim/Jewish hate, he can easily get away with that.

@splnter648 Год назад

1:51 I’ve been searching for that joke for a while. Both educational and funny in an unexpected way

@aidangill3364 2 года назад

Jimmy Carr would be the funniest news reporter! 😂

@cometstyles3772 Год назад

Only thing that can cancel Jimmy is the IRS..

@broganreilly4506 3 года назад

Best comedian I’ve ever seen live

@hozephaabdoulaly3103 Год назад

You know, I'm willing to pay a fair amount to see you live because you're a talented and unique comedian

@bxbfakegothx701 3 года назад

Jimmy Carr is the eminem of stand up comedy

@jacobgrover5714 3 года назад

@smarterthanyous...just because hes the top selling artist still! Doesnt mean hes trying to "act" black..maybe follow his career and you would know something and dont be so ignorant

@bxbfakegothx701 3 года назад

@jacobgrover your going way to deep bro

@jacobgrover5714 3 года назад

@@bxbfakegothx701 well sometimes its needed..mans been around for over 20 years yet he thinks it's right to call em a wankster? No

@shriyansh. 3 года назад

@@jacobgrover5714 agreed

@shriyansh. 3 года назад

imagine a carr-mathers interview

@Hessian247 2 года назад

4:52 His tone makes it even funnier

@warehousejo007 Год назад

that's really the crux of it for me.... whatout his particular, wellcrafted, delivery they might just as well come off as clumsy crudities. that's an artist.

@DirtyHippyStudio 3 года назад

"twinkle cave" the best polite name for this ever

@roblanger5546 Год назад

Jimmy is the king

@pevans307 2 года назад

I love Jimmy Carr

@aryaa7334 3 года назад

i spilled my energy drink at this video

@freakymundo 3 года назад

These are gold. You are gold.

@Samon187 3 года назад

Jimmy is a comedy god! 😂

@aaronwalcott513 3 года назад

Jimmy could easily be walking around with a stethoscope or a PET machine...he gets people to reveal what's really inside!

@smpdevelopments 9 месяцев назад

jimmy is the funniest man alive.

@ZENO_J 2 года назад

I have seen this video more than 10 times and it's still funny 😂😂😂

@cristop5 3 года назад

That's snapped me out of my fug. Just what I needed!

@jonathanhennessy2984 3 года назад

Only dude that can get away with tipping his hat to fritzle

@_bellona_792 3 года назад

7:40 you can hear a distinct woman laughing and saying "fuckin'ell" 😂

@naveenpatil1997 3 года назад

If I die, I want people to know that I died laughing at this man's jokes

@saltysteel3996 3 года назад

Jim Carr and Bill Burr would make a great duet show.

@keanemorrissey5478 3 года назад

So funny great laugh to start my morning

@gdharibo 3 года назад

I always laugh so much 😂😂

@anonnona6940 3 года назад

Thanks for these my guy

@watchit6677 3 года назад

This man is gold !

@monomakes 3 года назад

These are brutal. Lovely stuff :)

@theyawningari 3 года назад

Only a few min in and it’s hilarious

@jamesmantovani8620 3 года назад

199:1 like/dislike ratio. Well played sir

@albertonally5721 3 года назад

199:1 you mean

@jamesmantovani8620 3 года назад

@@albertonally5721 thank you, edited.

@karbenfeibar9914 3 года назад

You know it’s good when the audience goes *OOOOOOOOOOOOO*

@nointro Год назад

My favorite comedian, TV personality, and author! I hope I get to meet him at his show in October! 1st row baby!

@marcinkw.858 11 месяцев назад

"PCs gone mad!" - me: Yeah, consoles are cheaper but why to joke about it?

@ashleyrenee3722 3 года назад

Jimmy is the best! ❤❤

@Nergal_Slayer 3 года назад

"There's a touchy subject"

@theohuioiesin6519 3 года назад

4:49 missionary work 👍🏼😂❤️

@kaizze8777 2 года назад

JC: how offensive I can go tonight? Producer: yes

@giugiu3447 2 года назад

Jimmy is just great

@crossfitsilverback942 Год назад

Thank you! I needed a good laugh.

@rolytnz 7 месяцев назад

I feel like a bad person for laughing. but only because my ribs hurt.

@thirtythreehz 3 года назад

I have to pause sometimes and finish laughing before the next joke fully marinates

@capncake8837 3 года назад

This was uploaded on my birthday.

@wolfsongmoondancer1428 3 года назад

As far as I know, Jim is the only guy that can get away with these sort of jokes because of his brilliant delivery. 😆

@MoistlyMoist 3 года назад

that's not what the tax department or his blow-up boyfriend said, he hasn't delivered anything ever...

@Scratchingforcash 3 года назад

I’m a simple guy, I see Jimmy Carr, I immediately click

@waynemarvin5661 3 года назад

Simple people are his target audience.

@Scratchingforcash 3 года назад

@@waynemarvin5661 lol then he will definitely be a rich man because there are a lot of simple people out there.

@thisisyoutubetv3235 3 года назад

The last joke 💀

@gordonpropertymaintllc 3 года назад

These are the best!

@jimbrown5552 11 месяцев назад

Your timing is perfect

@ComedicEinstein 3 года назад

I don't find any of these jokes offensive lol I prefer darker humor usually.

@Titoshb 3 года назад

Any recommendations?

@lukesanders7194 3 года назад

Mathias Berg frankie boyle

@sholumovi1631 3 года назад

I won't mind hearing something darker than that.

@NatandGeorge 3 года назад

@@Titoshb Jim Norton is a similarly funny American comic.

@spooked2104 3 года назад

Andrew Schulz is good

@007CRUSHINDO Год назад

I had a joy finding you bro 🤣🤣🤣💯

@MalphasMikaelson 2 года назад

1:52 Ok that setup is fucking legendary.

@michaelhadley7855 2 года назад

that last joke is great!

@My_name-is_Skylar_White_yo 2 года назад

2:32 love that joke, actually made it before I ever saw this lol

@kellingtonlink956 3 года назад

Great jokes, Mr. Carr. Thanks for the video.

@shizo1013 3 года назад

0:12 THAT WOMAN BOTTOM MIDDLE LOOKS SO MAD

@purpleglitterladette 2 года назад

That last joke though 😳🤣

@prochelle12 2 года назад

Dammit, Jimmy, you're a fucking legend. I have to pause your shows so I can fucking breathe! ROTHLMMFAO!!!

@worthalook4870 Год назад

The best at quick fire jokes

@dazdee1471 3 года назад

Most intelligent comedian

@goldhoney9401 2 года назад

Fantastic

@kushkingla7385 3 года назад

Here comes the train in the tunnel 🤣🤣

@KeystoneFinancialAcademy Год назад

The ending of that bit was so funny I actually replayed it. Comedic genius on so many levels. Just don't find most comics all that funny after Carr

@susanriley5922 Год назад

He is BRILLIANT..so sick, I adore him. So does my 91yo Mom!