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Roscoes never been whooped?! This can’t be right! 

Breadstick Ricky & The Boss
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@jonathanstiles6072
@jonathanstiles6072 6 месяцев назад
"I am too old to fight fair and too smart to try". Some of the best wisdom I've heard this week.
@michaelbeal1400
@michaelbeal1400 6 месяцев назад
Yes sir, that's a keeper.
@chrisvaughn7158
@chrisvaughn7158 6 месяцев назад
How we living in 2024!!😂😂😂
@Danheron2
@Danheron2 6 месяцев назад
That’s sounds like a good ass movie quote
@iamthewalrus8391
@iamthewalrus8391 6 месяцев назад
I found my next tattoo🤣
@AviationJeremy
@AviationJeremy 6 месяцев назад
I’m keeping that one.
@philljustphill1656
@philljustphill1656 6 месяцев назад
roscoe might be the smartest founding father atill alive 😂
@liamw6976
@liamw6976 6 месяцев назад
Bro i think hes the ONLY founding father still alive
@jonathanstiles6072
@jonathanstiles6072 6 месяцев назад
To the guy making these videos: Roscoe is the guy that fired the shot heard 'round the world. Please make this canon.
@philljustphill1656
@philljustphill1656 6 месяцев назад
@@liamw6976 yeah, other ones wuddn as smart
@vapes531
@vapes531 6 месяцев назад
Not with the founding fathers😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead
@user-xt3kh1jd5c
@user-xt3kh1jd5c 3 месяца назад
Nor as slick 50, wish you seen that silver car that pulled around neverit made a sound didmt half 2. Essurance = Assurance> ​@@philljustphill1656
@mikek8089
@mikek8089 6 месяцев назад
Jeff Cooper once said....."If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!" I think ol' Roscoe knows that, lol.
@schul9169
@schul9169 6 месяцев назад
Roscoe and Jeff Cooper were 100% buddies at some point. Ain't no way otherwise.
@jonathanstiles6072
@jonathanstiles6072 6 месяцев назад
"Knows that"? Boy, you're talking about Roscoe, who was probably on first name basis with Chesty Puller, Alvin York, Wyatt Earp and George Washington... Roscoe *taught* Jeff Cooper that.
@mikek8089
@mikek8089 6 месяцев назад
@@jonathanstiles6072, 🤣 You're probably right!
@matthewfulton2931
@matthewfulton2931 6 месяцев назад
Exactly I'm old and beat up but I'm still say what I want razors or pistol you never know 😅
@jeremymoses7401
@jeremymoses7401 6 месяцев назад
Murphys laws of combat: the only fair fight is the one you win😂
@eonsinfinity534
@eonsinfinity534 6 месяцев назад
"I hit you with the hammer I got on me." I just died reading this line and cannot believe I laughed as hard as I did.
@theguywhomakesthetrees2057
@theguywhomakesthetrees2057 6 месяцев назад
"9am did y'all have a sleepover for this shit?!"I'm dying lol
@Jazari21
@Jazari21 2 месяца назад
That line had me going ahahahaha
@1129402
@1129402 6 месяцев назад
Son, I'm too old to fight fair and too smart to try. Had me dying.
@leegoddard2618
@leegoddard2618 6 месяцев назад
Roscoe speaking decades of truth right there.
@thekingsilverado3266
@thekingsilverado3266 Месяц назад
Screw with grand pop you will be pushin up alotta daisies... It is best mugs and thugs even the kind in the White House find another hobbie..
@jonathanstiles6072
@jonathanstiles6072 6 месяцев назад
Shout out to all the folks who have the good sense to carry to work and everywhere else.
@connorl.2170
@connorl.2170 6 месяцев назад
I mean it only makes sense, most firearms are stolen from vehicles and if you don’t bring it to work you’re most likely keeping it in a car
@user-xt3kh1jd5c
@user-xt3kh1jd5c 3 месяца назад
Options R optional # if you know U NO .
@BoredInAfrica
@BoredInAfrica 6 месяцев назад
Roscoe lives by the philosophy of the only unfair fight is a fight you lose😂😂😂😂
@ericthompson5704
@ericthompson5704 6 месяцев назад
If you’re in a fair fight, you didn’t plan it correctly.
@robertfleming387
@robertfleming387 6 месяцев назад
It has been said.....
@madtabby66
@madtabby66 6 месяцев назад
Who plans to get jumped?
@invisalats841
@invisalats841 6 месяцев назад
​@madtabby66 I didn't... but given how it went down, I probably should have at least been prepared looking back on it, lol
@liwojenkins
@liwojenkins 6 месяцев назад
@@madtabby66 It's possible, but no one I have ever met has ever told me a story about getting into a fight where they were 100% surprised it happened. Being oblivious and having no situational awareness is possible, but in that case your plan was to live at the mercy of those around you.
@asherdie
@asherdie 6 месяцев назад
​@@madtabby66many
@FatesKarma.
@FatesKarma. 6 месяцев назад
Ricky realizes how lucky he was all those times he was faking with Roscoe. 😂
@williamprice507
@williamprice507 6 месяцев назад
Thats rhe best words of wisdom since John Wayne said in the Shootist, his last film i believe came out around 1977 " I wont be wronged, i wont be insulted, and i wont be laid hands on... I dont do these things to other people and i require the same from them. "...
@mrwinston_thepug
@mrwinston_thepug 6 месяцев назад
Preach my brother Roscoe. Always stay prepared and Dont Trust Anyone. Hooyah 🇺🇸
@balel1975
@balel1975 6 месяцев назад
Exactly. I follow that same line of thinking, pretty much when I'm showering is about the only time I'm not with it on me. Had someone ask me why once and did I think it was gonna save me in every situation that could occur. I replied, "Nope, I don't think my seat belt will work in every single situation that can occur either but I'm not about to try to buckle up right before I have a wreck either. " 😂
@RalphERo824
@RalphERo824 6 месяцев назад
Cracking a beer can sounds like an action of a handgun.
@sepheroth3373
@sepheroth3373 6 месяцев назад
Beer can......sure yeah we'll go with that....
@ryebread904
@ryebread904 6 месяцев назад
I hope this is sarcasm at its finest. If not, please never go anywhere
@DaveBigDawg
@DaveBigDawg 6 месяцев назад
A beer can and a slide on a firearm have 2 different distinct sounds So I'm thinking someone doesn't drink beer or handle firearms
@lostinthedesert6149
@lostinthedesert6149 6 месяцев назад
Let me guess.... You’re a proud owner of a fire Hi Point firearm? (You’d probably be better of with the beer can) 😄😄
@joeyl.rowland4153
@joeyl.rowland4153 6 месяцев назад
​@@DaveBigDawgthe hammer on my revovler sounds nothing like cracking a beer open.
@richellestaton9802
@richellestaton9802 6 месяцев назад
😂 anyone else catch that smirk after he said "hit them with that hammer " lmao 🤣 hell id have broken character all the way myself funny ass shit bro love everything ur doing man makes my 6 day work week better laughing at Ricky Bossman Safety Guy n of course Roscoe, never disappoints❤
@cheddar-bob-9090
@cheddar-bob-9090 6 месяцев назад
'Don't tell me, you're bringing that to work everyday!' I feel called out 😅
@30ART5
@30ART5 6 месяцев назад
Same. Job doesn't let us carry inside, but I'm not gonna be caught lacking to and from. And as bad as it is, I do keep a pocket knife on me. Quick poke and run.
@jeffcarr5174
@jeffcarr5174 6 месяцев назад
I like Roscoe’s plan b
@notthefbi7932
@notthefbi7932 6 месяцев назад
Roscoe was born old and cranky, you just don't mess with someone like that 😁
@conniegodar8146
@conniegodar8146 6 месяцев назад
Truth 😁
@kentuckykid03
@kentuckykid03 6 месяцев назад
I like how it was just way easier for him to just rack the slide back off camera than it was for him to try and put that sound in there 😂
@RHSNOW
@RHSNOW 5 месяцев назад
This is the greatest self-defense motivational speech ever given.
@danielhoward9729
@danielhoward9729 6 месяцев назад
Ricky is my spirit animal. Got my lip torn open and the only thing that bothered me was not being able to eat my apple.
@chipmunk-6250
@chipmunk-6250 6 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 pre-game at dennys❤
@Saanonymous80
@Saanonymous80 6 месяцев назад
Post-game at Waffle House
@chipmunk-6250
@chipmunk-6250 4 месяца назад
@@Saanonymous80 💜💜🤣🤣
@Saanonymous80
@Saanonymous80 6 месяцев назад
I have come to the realization that I am Roscoe.
@CthulhuTheGAWD
@CthulhuTheGAWD 6 месяцев назад
ALWAYS KEEP THAT THANG ON YOU. Even at work. Fuck company policy. Your life is more important than company policy/rules.
@sepheroth3373
@sepheroth3373 6 месяцев назад
100000000000%. And if the situation ever comes where you need it and they fire you that is a lawsuit and a half. Even if it goes against "company policy" there are laws on the books in many states that protect you from shit like that, even in "Right to work" states.
@pheelphine
@pheelphine 6 месяцев назад
Policies and rules are not laws. So, I concur 😊
@taylornorman7134
@taylornorman7134 6 месяцев назад
I watch this video everyday. I can’t stop watching it! The racking sound was freakin awsome! Oh, and Roscoe being born when Jesus was born… Ricky and his wisecracks….
@user-th7ke5qi5f
@user-th7ke5qi5f 6 месяцев назад
Thank you for the constant laughs with these. 🙂
@CommisarHood
@CommisarHood 6 месяцев назад
Okay we need to have "Too old to fight fair and too smart to try." On a official Ricky and the Boss merch Bumper Sticker maybe a T-shirt and some posters.
@skywise8446
@skywise8446 17 часов назад
I'd absolutely buy a shirt with that phrase on it!
@ProfDragonite
@ProfDragonite 6 месяцев назад
My guess? Baby Mama Boyfriend Coalition. *Think about it.*
@user-ex7xs3oc8r
@user-ex7xs3oc8r 6 месяцев назад
Hahaha Roscoe’s got the right idea! Deal with it however you have to!
@troyhooper6896
@troyhooper6896 6 месяцев назад
Roscoe ain't playin, that's what wisdom gets ya.
@joeyl.rowland4153
@joeyl.rowland4153 6 месяцев назад
Stay strapped. Roscoe got a good point.
@barneycampbell7368
@barneycampbell7368 6 месяцев назад
Words of wisdom from Roscoe. Learn'em, live'em, love'em
@scottfrates7067
@scottfrates7067 6 месяцев назад
Now you need to do part 2 where safety man hears Roscoe's been bringing his piece to work lmao.
@nomore8042
@nomore8042 6 месяцев назад
Roscoe and I have the same A & B plans ! Now, speaking of snorting I went through McDonald's drive through the other day and asked for a Medium Pepsi. The girl working there said we only have Coke. So I said, give me a 8 ball of that then and a Medium Pepsi !!!!
@user-xt3kh1jd5c
@user-xt3kh1jd5c 3 месяца назад
A friend once got pulled over and got ask if he been drinking, Fustratedly handed overhis PEPSI. & WENT on HOME. Exalent choose
@NubsWithGuns
@NubsWithGuns 6 месяцев назад
The idea of a fist fight scares the last 2 generations.
@ThisWorldMakesMeSad
@ThisWorldMakesMeSad 6 месяцев назад
I believe he's the embodiment of a True American.
@michellewarden7351
@michellewarden7351 6 месяцев назад
You continue to make my husband and I laugh ourselves into tears. Thank you
@nicholasseason5748
@nicholasseason5748 6 месяцев назад
Been watching for a minute and got to say 🍻 Thanks for the Laughs!
@patrickhughes7302
@patrickhughes7302 6 месяцев назад
"I'm gonna hit ya with the hammer I'm holdin" Rollin on that one.
@wilsonrawlin8547
@wilsonrawlin8547 6 месяцев назад
Very funny and profound!! You are a hilarious GENIUS!
@AzerinaM
@AzerinaM 6 месяцев назад
I was dying over here! Beat em with his hammer 😂😂😂 and my man was spittin facts at the end!
@stephenshelton8538
@stephenshelton8538 4 месяца назад
These are the best skits on you tube !!!!
@7F0X7
@7F0X7 6 месяцев назад
Funny thing about an armed society where people have families and careers is that nobody on either side of an altercation wants to do anymore than throw a few punches and walk away or else both sides lose. That's how we collectively stay safe in the dirty souf.
@IAMJORDI0117
@IAMJORDI0117 6 месяцев назад
OMG pregaming at Denny’s. You said that right when the Denny’s commercial came on TV lol perfect timing.
@gizzymoto4153
@gizzymoto4153 2 месяца назад
Well done on these. I feel like you mostly come up with these on the fly. Hilarious bro
@bummer42
@bummer42 6 месяцев назад
That was Great 👍 thanks for the laugh needed it😂
@user-rg6lm6do7m
@user-rg6lm6do7m 6 месяцев назад
And I love the fact that he's still uses the always be prepared❤
@PaulKCook-kp8fp
@PaulKCook-kp8fp 6 месяцев назад
Congrats guys, your creeping up on a million Subs, Love the videos
@DanStrohschein
@DanStrohschein 6 месяцев назад
Roscoe is my absolute favorite character. I'd follow him around just to learn the ole' grandpappy style wisdom.
@user-rq4yz6is6y
@user-rq4yz6is6y 6 месяцев назад
You guys are extremely funny!
@hawkknight4223
@hawkknight4223 5 месяцев назад
I agree! I’ve been in many fights, and never pulled out anything additional. And they had no idea I had the ability to do so. And there have been other times I have just flat out, walked away.
@DrWho520
@DrWho520 6 месяцев назад
Ricky taking about ass whoopins being subject to inflation got me big!
@Russ15076
@Russ15076 23 дня назад
youtube gotta pay great. Love the content, keep it coming Ricky
@user-rg6lm6do7m
@user-rg6lm6do7m 6 месяцев назад
That's probably one of the most intelligent but still funny skits yet from breadstick Ricky
@ronnorman1409
@ronnorman1409 4 месяца назад
Keep on doing your great work!😂
@ragemachine8601
@ragemachine8601 6 месяцев назад
" Stay strapped, or get clapped " ~ Roscoe
@steveo7771286
@steveo7771286 6 месяцев назад
Roscoe’s most insightful words yet
@shurdi3
@shurdi3 6 месяцев назад
You know roscoe's got a Colt 1911 and calls it "this modern new high-tech pistol"
@brucemaximus3797
@brucemaximus3797 4 месяца назад
"Back when I was growin' up, you had to make the barrel yourself outta'a log you hollowed the middle outta, then hope to God the dumb4ss walked in front of it whenever that fuse you made decided to set it off."
@jimmymccord1434
@jimmymccord1434 6 месяцев назад
Amen Roscoe I'm at that age and have the exact same motto 😊
@taylornorman7134
@taylornorman7134 6 месяцев назад
I love Roscoe’s plan B! 😂😂😂
@F14Goose37
@F14Goose37 6 месяцев назад
The old Jeff Cooper line. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck. Good advice right there. Do everything you can to avoid fighting because in the real world, you never know what that person's intentions are, what they have on them, how many of their buddies you don't notice are waiting to jump in, etc. Just not worth getting killed over. If you find yourself unable to avoid fighting, give them everything you've got, use any and all force necessary to stop the threat and get away as soon as humanly possible. Some of the scariest, toughest people I know are guys you will never guess, because they are smart enough to avoid starting shit and don't advertise their skill.
@salvadorlopez7413
@salvadorlopez7413 6 месяцев назад
The clock back got me rolling haha
@blacsk8r666
@blacsk8r666 6 месяцев назад
"To old to fight fair and to smart to try" I'm not old but I live by that lol
@dutchvanderbilt9969
@dutchvanderbilt9969 6 месяцев назад
Wiser words have never been spoken.
@christinacooper2814
@christinacooper2814 6 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 YOU ARE HILARIOUS 😂😂😂. MY HUSBAND AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 💗
@Free-Bodge79
@Free-Bodge79 6 месяцев назад
Roscoe dropping the knowledge. 👍💛👊
@michaelmendez6668
@michaelmendez6668 6 месяцев назад
Rosco is the definition of fafo
@stevesanchez3941
@stevesanchez3941 6 месяцев назад
I am surprised the boss didn't have something to say to Rascoe. Lol
@backtoobasics
@backtoobasics 6 месяцев назад
Deep in the heart of texas😂😂😂
@luv-n-light
@luv-n-light 6 месяцев назад
😂 always have the ready 😂😂
@chrisvaughn7158
@chrisvaughn7158 6 месяцев назад
The Dennys line killed me
@highlysuspect3074
@highlysuspect3074 5 месяцев назад
Scoe dropping that hammer 😂
@jesusolguin5896
@jesusolguin5896 6 месяцев назад
"If you ain't fighting dirty you're not doing it right " Thor (god of war Ragnarok)
@localpsychosis
@localpsychosis 5 месяцев назад
Words of wisdom to take to heart
@Stronghand-yw1lk
@Stronghand-yw1lk 6 месяцев назад
You got that shit right Roscoe!!!
@johnmichaels4330
@johnmichaels4330 6 месяцев назад
So much truth in this.
@michaelveler3414
@michaelveler3414 10 дней назад
I’m 61 and I agree with that philosophy all the way I always bring my two friends wherever I go Smith and Weston it evens up the odds real quick
@Texas_Cody
@Texas_Cody 6 месяцев назад
I died when he said " I hit em with the hammer I got on me"
@jeffstrasser2478
@jeffstrasser2478 13 дней назад
Lol now this is funny I'm wearing the same shirt as I'm watching this lol
@dylanfinch6186
@dylanfinch6186 6 месяцев назад
Love this one!
@OriginalMrBandicoot
@OriginalMrBandicoot 6 месяцев назад
How does Roscoe's hair get better every time? 🤣 Edit: Fight naked if you got, it aint weird if it gives you the upper hand
@AJKline
@AJKline 6 месяцев назад
I only liked this for the Roscoes hair thing. Knowing me, imma trip getting my trousers off and they're gonna hit me while my face is hidden by the shirt
@OriginalMrBandicoot
@OriginalMrBandicoot 6 месяцев назад
@@AJKline you gotta rest that shit off man that's the way, hulk strength that shit
@michellewarden7351
@michellewarden7351 6 месяцев назад
Love your videos
@johnstickles6789
@johnstickles6789 6 месяцев назад
Roscoe must be my twin. Too damn old to fight fair and I sure as hell ain't got the wind to fight too long. Stay strapped 24/7.
@gregkilgore4035
@gregkilgore4035 6 месяцев назад
"Hit em with the Hammer I'm packin'". Roscoe got a 16lb sledge. And Ricky got a rubber mallet since his dry spell. Bet if Roscoe wasn't working in construction, he'd be making movies. Making Linda Lovelace gag. 😂😂
@charlesfoster9530
@charlesfoster9530 6 месяцев назад
I remember my dad telling me basically the same thing throughout my childhood.
@rahimbrown8156
@rahimbrown8156 5 месяцев назад
Roscoe is becoming my favorite character!
@markinator8826
@markinator8826 6 месяцев назад
We use to say "if you dont start no sh!t there wont be no sh!t" and "if you bring it, you better bring it all" followed by looking down at your opponent and saying "I told you what was gonna happen, but you wouldn't listen, so you asked for it and you got it" and helping them up and shaking hands...lol
@lifestory2297
@lifestory2297 Месяц назад
"Ight, cut the shit"😂😂
@Mountain8ear
@Mountain8ear 5 месяцев назад
Roscoe is Uncle Sam's spirit animal.
@TheeTeratoma
@TheeTeratoma 6 месяцев назад
Love it... Keep that plan B close!!
@miask
@miask 5 месяцев назад
Roscoe speaks some wise words.
@lilzayy409
@lilzayy409 6 месяцев назад
had a sleepover and planned 😂
@2dogsmowing
@2dogsmowing 6 месяцев назад
Roscoe and his great words of wisdom. He's not a dumbass. I joke around with buddies by telling them don't let me get to my truck. They ask why. I do landscaping and tree work for a living. I have something in the bed of my truck that will maim, slice, dismember and/or kill without hesitation. 😅
@jondoe4667
@jondoe4667 6 месяцев назад
"the thing that stood out to me was it was 9 in the morning" 😂
@user-dg7mr9jh8j
@user-dg7mr9jh8j 6 месяцев назад
Ain’t nobody skilled enough to give me a tune up🤣🤣👍👍
@doctorgears9358
@doctorgears9358 6 месяцев назад
Feel like when you're that old, there's nothing that anyone could inflict onto you that your own body hasn't already.
@Lettumkno
@Lettumkno 10 дней назад
“Stay strapped or get clapped.” -George Washington; late afternoon of Roscoe
@jackstewart2258
@jackstewart2258 6 месяцев назад
Pepole who are lucky and tough enough to win every fight they'll ever be in are one in a million but they exist and are frightening to watch
@theunknowngamer5477
@theunknowngamer5477 5 месяцев назад
Insanely funny to brutally honest...this one is next level reality, an actual public service announcement.
@jacobcorteway8200
@jacobcorteway8200 6 месяцев назад
Do more content with the new guy 😂 please hes my favorite character !
@Fuzzmom903
@Fuzzmom903 6 месяцев назад
Whiskers?? 😹
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