Ryan plays Hiveswap Friendsim! Volume 10 

god I wish it had been troll beatles

okay I hate zebruh but I adopted all indigos so zebruhs just grounded forever and not being feed because of grounding until he dies

Of Bees and Body Pillows

Tegiri's name is actually Karen. He's 32, blonde, has 5 kids, and wants to speak to the manager.

I feel like this is better than any of the interpretations of Zebede i’ve seen from everywhere. A fluffy cinnamon role, though nice, wouldn’t be too interesting. Instead, he would need to use his bees as a crutch to be interesting I feel. Either way, a simple “oh so good boy” wouldn’t be very interesting, at least in my opinion. Instead though, we got a deeply flawed yet ultimate good bee boy. Just yes, all the good layers.

I don't know why...but Zebede gives me a vibe between a mix of Steven and Amethyst. Basically an even more unsure Smokey Quartz.

Screeeeee Edit: looking up Sugoi quest for Kokoro was the best mistake I’ve ever made, time to make fanart

Wasn't sure about Zebede at first with all the guilt tripping , and his generally possessive nature - but the way he looks for approval and attention like that seems really earnest . Not to mention the way he steps in when the main character is being attacked . Boi's ok in my book :3 And I wasn't expecting to like Tegiri due to his evident hemoism and now evident mutantphobia - but boi is havin doubts u w u Not to mention that eye :3 he's either willing to cosplay in a manor that's outside what's expected appearance wise of teal trolls , or he has a mutation himself - maybe leading him to strive so vehemently against others who would be looked at similarly in an overcompensation for his own perceived flaw type deal . His shpeal about " men like me have to bla bla bla " was - subtly chauvinistic on top of the already messed up points he was trying to say . And let's not forget he supposedly goes out looking for trolls to attack to serve pinkie - _ - but there were some p significant doubts in there u w u and he's chill with Polypa , and he's chill with an alien so much that he would challenge a drone over it ( even if inevitably that doesn't go well ) - I'm not sure how his character will evolve , but regardless his morality is showing ^ w ^

You don't like JoJo? *THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND*

Lol on Polypa's profile it says: *bandages unrelated to fire well _unrelated my ass!!_

TRANSLATION INCOMMING: "ore wa kaizoku-ou no naru otoko da" Which translates into: "おれ は 海賊王 に なる 男 だ" and I'm just gonna let you Google that one ;)

Guess I'm going to bed now, I'm pretty tired... *Friendsim Op I guess I'll be another hour nevermind

I can appreciate Zebruh in the weird "what a garbage pile of a man I love him" Its like how people really like Eridan (not saying that Eridan is as bad a Zebruh, it's just an example), you just kinda appreciate them for some unexplained reason. Also I need more content of my boi Gorgor

23:56 I can’t believe no one noticed “red-blooded douchebag wearing pants way too tall for him.” (pantskat)

Your Tegiri voice sounds like english dub Hifumi Yamada

I think they referenced not only Sakura Chan, but also Pantskat: "and another features some red-blooded douchebag wearing pants way too tall for him"

Lmao I literally cried i love Polypa so much

There's already Troll Green Day, aka Grub Day (Dammek listens to them).

For some reason his regular voice reminds me of John Egbert~

Is... is that the scarlet ribbitar on the right side of the screen in Tegiri's room?? Homestuck the anime???!?

Rewatching this series really helps me get through rough days, I love how our MC is genderfluid/non-binary and pansexual, I think it not only helps for everyone to feel like they're there themselves but it's also nice to have a character who is just being themselves (it feels like being represented in a lot of levels, even if you wouldn't want to put yourself in the place of the MC they're still their own character that you can enjoy separately from yourself, is kinda hard to explain really- I guess is just my gay ass talking lol-)

DID HE SAY IMPERIOUS CONDENSATION? LMAO!!

"HUMANSPLAIN"

Ryan, you have the best HS Friendsim playthroughs

I’ll admit Zebruh is a trash person 10/10 would hate in real life, but I feel like his potential for redemption would be pretty satisfying from a story stand point

RYAN'S REACTION ON TEGIRI THO

OH GOD I FOUND THE PIC THEY USED AND YEP IT'S TROLL BTS. BRB GONNA DIE

Poly is pale poly.

1:36:22 I love Polypa as a moirail. But I'd love Tagora or Vikare as a matesprit tbh

As somebody in chat pointed out in Zebede's route, I love the subtle implications that MSPAR hangs out a lot with Tagora offscreen. I love that guy, he's cool.

why every tealblood’s name starts with a t lol Terezi Tagora Tyzias Tegiri (not latula tho lol)

It’s not troll beetles, it’s a k-pop group

Omg 30:37 someone mentions peko pekoyama from danganronpa 2

I literally s a w Jin immediately in Zebede's icon Imao I can recognize that face anywhere

This is why Tealbloods are my favorite. Then it's Olivebloods, Jadebloods and Bronzebloods. My favorite trolls fall into these 4 groups 99% of the time.

I dont think anyone has noticed but at around 55:17 if you pause it fast enough before Polypa stands in the middle it actually shows Polypa on the tv almost as if Tegiris lusus or Tegiri himself was playing Polypas friend thingy-majig, i dont know what to call it

Alternian anime and their real world counterparts are as follows: Philosopher Half-Iron = Fullmetal Alchemist Schoolfed Heroism = My Hero Academia Kismet:Stuck Morning = Fate/stay night

Zebede's theme reminds me of Super Mario Galaxy

"we're kinda* moirails *|" Me: hAAA YASSS

So I had an epiphany... All these friends we are making will die when the vast glub wipes out trollkind in the entire universe (except the condece and the sgrub players) 😶

Glad to see you back!! You're always on the game so fast!!

"Alternia k-pop all stars"??

It's canon that Polypa is our moirail and now I can die peacefully

god. i love your chat. i haven't used twitch in like years but im following immeadiately

Thank you for such a quick upload!! I always look forward to these

24:42 oh so THERE IS WHERE CALIBORN'S STYLE CAME FROM!

NOOO I MISSED IT! Well, at least you always upload it after, thanks Ryan~!

Nutmeg is very beautiful.

*"To be fair, you have to have a fairly high IQ to understand Hiveswap Friendship Simulator."* -cosmic dia 2018

32:39 "The way of the samurai" I dunno about alternian eastern history, but I'm pretty sure the samurai eventually got powerful enough to do something like slowly overthrow their old government. They weren't keen on totalitarian leaders toward the end of their rein and wouldn't approve of alternian governmental systems. .. Gods this guy would probably kill me with so much more anger if I said that tho.. .

Everyone in chat: "dont trust prospit and light characters" me, a virpio: 🤔🤔 uh oh

You want Polypa in all the quadrants like a chump.

this volume is great, but 8:48 wait, it's a screenshot from polypa's root. does that mean that the actual "frondsim" (or its anime version) exists on alternia? btw, all of the troll call goldbloods have been shown, while 4 of 5 jades have yet to appear in future friendsims. i would try to guess who will we get in vol 11, but i don't know its title.

Oh snap, we have the same hero title Ryan

Before I saw my bee boy's hive .. I thought since that troll Beatles .. And his horns reassemble Long horn beetles (?) So BEETLE BOY !

murdoc is a valid troll name

Also Zebeda is ROUNDE BOIO

earth age / 2.166666666666666667 = alternia age

Did tegiri start the lost weeaboos? 😱🤮

IM SCREAMING I AM NOT RELIGIOUSLY LOOKING FORWARD TO FRIENDSIM GOOD JOB VIZ!!!

Owww zebede is so cut... OH MY GOD TEGIRI

12:00 Better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelette.

This revived my soul

this made me watch sugoi quest for kokoro for the first time. omggggggggggggg my eyes need bleachhhhhhhhhh

27:47 Tegiri: You're fucking dead, kiddo *Wifi stops working* Me: WHA-

Polypa was giving me that anime vibes with those eyes and taped arms

I loved this episode I love all of these and I will need that magical girl fanfic pls

MAH HEART dang zebede I love him too much he so precious!

13:55 Alright, I actually really like Ouran Highschool Host Club

Either the troll has massive quirks, or has touchy your feelings.

Yay, more friendsim :)

why is NOBODY mentioning that there was a reference to Signless when they described the manga with the heart shaped horns?? ''A red blooded douchebag wearing pants way too tall for him'' ???????

I'm sure you do "polish your blade" daily, Teg, hehehe.

I thought i would only like Tegiri ironically for the Memes... but no, suprisingly he is among my favorites now. Not only is he kinda funny with his weeb attitude and all, but his character is actually a lot more interesting than i would have supsected. Definetley my favorite in this Volume at the very least, although im happy that Zebede isnt just "innocent cinnamon roll number 25", cause we REALLY have enough of those, but he isnt particularily fun either. For me he is still better than Zebruh, but fairly low overall on my Favorite Hiveswap Trolls List. PS: Bakugou is the best Character and you cannot convince me otehrwise :p (and even if you dont like him, he is not even close to being as bad as Mineta.)

!yes the day just keeps getting better first voxux the Eevees now my favorite streamer awesome!

oh, tegiri. disappointed, but not surprised.

WHAT ELSE DO YOU POLISH WITH THOSE BODY PILLOWS TEGIRI. also its weird how his shibe is the only one who hasnt had a real lofe picture in monochrome

NANI ?!

He has the scarlet Ribbitar, must be loaded

THE LAW IS ABSOLUTE *Ace Attorney Apollo Justice intensifies*

When he showed off the bnha poster and what he did to it I died

So funny story, as soon as you said "I swear to God if I lose power," the video cut off and my power went out for a second. What is this magic? Eridan?

PHILOSOPHER HALF IRON FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST SJNDKCMFKC

great zebede voice

The first time we see a scalemate! !!

Woah, you’ve seen Sgt. Frog??? That just seems incredibly rare to me, I hardly know anyone who’s seen in or even heard of it. Even though it’s fairly old and was popular enough to have more episodes produced than Sailor Moon.

On the Right side of Tegiri's room There's a Scarlet Ribbitar on the Sword Rack

Can we not talk about Sugoi quest for Kokoro? It's triggering my PTSD

53:56 while you were getting laid i studied the blade

THE MSPAR IS GETTING USED TO THE LINGO BOYO

an unthinking cog in the aternian murder machine did he just how did mcr get into hiveswap

I THINK YOU ARE SEVERELY UNDERESTIMATING THE GENIUS THAT IS SUGOI QUEST FOR KOKORO. (SQFK spoilers ahead) So, this infamous youtube series has a lot of controversy surrounding it. You start off with a teenage girl who has a busom way too huge for her body, is best friends with Terezi, and has an annoying and overdone crush on Karkat. This is the way things start out, a perfect mock for any other shoujo anime. However, as the series goes on, you discover that Sakura has Neko powers- revealed by my personal favorite character; Doctor-Chan. I believe these powers are what may end up ruining her sanity- if not her insatiable love for Karkat-kun. The twists and turns start to get deeper from here, because when Sakura flees from the hospital she sees Karkat-kun walking Terezi to school (because she's blind). This is what causes her to murder the one who put her in the hospital, Vriska-Chan, and to threaten Terezi's life. The plot only gets thicker, introducing new allies and villains, and betrayal from those you least expect. The charming Doctor-Chan, (who has always been by Sakura's side) is the one to ultimately betray Sakura, and to tell her that she's gone too far. This is when the Hot Milf (Ultimate Villain) decides to shoot at Sakura-Chan, but oh no! She is so shocked by Doctor-Chan's betrayal that she drops Karkat (after holding him in her mouth during Neko Form), and the bullet kills Karkat upon impact. Sakura Katana Chan emits a roar so wrathful it ends the entire world. I would highly suggest rewatching the series. Truly breathtaking. 10/10 stars.

FUN FACT: The TV screen that shows after Zebedes good end says "Alternia K-pop Allstars"

I CAN SEE TAVROS AND VRISKA ON THE SHELF

POLYPA! MY NINJA GURLLLL

1:15:56 Zeb, I find your unashamed guilt tripping very disturbing. It's not good when you've only talked to someone for 2 minutes or so, and suddenly you feel the need to guilt trip to keep them around. That's not only desperate, it's a little scary.

YOU STICKED STICKY-NOTES ON THEIR FACES????? yeah okay like, I must subcribe now

poor bee boy i found him extremely cute

1:35:50 You stop! You STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!

NOT THE BEE2