When the guy that always points out how much of an idiot you are sits back and grins. You pull your head out of your ass and find out why, They ain’t wishing you a good day.
The safety man should've been in full panic mode the second someone voluntarily approaches them, that shit just doesn't happen under normal circumstances
Not even a lie, every scorpio i know, and i dont believe in this sign crap to begin with btw... Every damn scorpio i know will even know when they are wrong and argue the wrong point. Every scorpio i know seems to have gotten dropped on the head as a child, and they seem to have no issue at all with it, like they have no memory that they were even dropped as a child.. they just walk around on the street like theyre one of us, but they are a different breed, even fukcin biden is a scorpio man wtf, you guys cant say its all in my head
No stickers is a valid safety issue, as stickers can hide cracks, etc, in the hard hat. So yeah, it's a great bit of subtle, visual characterisation that Safety Man is the only one who actually follows that rule. The no dirt is because he doesn't do any work though, yeah.
This one safety man on a job site was buying a truck online. We told him it was a scam but he wouldn’t listen. He sent the money 18 k. And never heard from them again. He was a arrogant prick. We laughed our asses off for a long time after that one. All you had to do was start talking about how good your truck was running and he’d walk away. That was safety man Kryptonite for about a month.
My old boss did this with a power press off gumtree lmao. Got scammed outta £5k. For months afterwards we'd be making any excuse to ask for a new press.
Boss: “I don't know, that stuck with me pretty good. Ricky, did it stick with you?” Ricky: “I tell you, it stuck with me like the Sunday morning gospel.”⛪🙏 Best. Rickyism. Ever.
Goddamn that shit was gold. I damn near choked from laughing so damn hard. That is why you dont tell employees to ever hold on when they are trying to get your attention.
Hey I wanna say, thanks for these videos and especially the "PSA" kinda ones you do. Thanks to you I finally got the nerve to leave my crappy boss, and get a new job. I literally got it by walking down the street to a place with help wanted, giving them my resume, and getting a better job for more pay. I can only have done that thanks to the fact, that I spent my last f**k on data to watch your videos.
@@willieearles3151 I sat on that fuck for almost two and a half years, left over from a birthday party when my uncle gave me one of his unused ones from the Gulf War. He used to give alot of fucks over that, but stopped using them after a while.
@@iainballas id give a 🥇 for this comment. My uncle owns massive field and in it all he planted every year was rows and rows of wild flowers. It was called the Field of Fucks. When people would ask him about why he didnt develop the land. He would tell them this is his field of fucks not given. He plants a flower for every time some fucker asks about the land. Cause he dont give a fuck about other peoples opinions on what he does with his land.
I used to work offshore in the oil industry, I think the companies hire their safety people from the school of "I'm an arrogant asshole that has absolute no experience in anything I oversee" and the places I worked they hired the ones who graduated at the tops of there class!
Degrees are magic like that. Doesn't even have to be a relevant degree cuz that piece of paper proves you know stuff. Just never the important or right stuff. Yep, makes perfect sense to me...
@amezfires9247 the number of educated idiots that couldn't find thier ass with both hands I've personally worked with is staggering. It's easier to count the smart ones,... it's like 7
This is ALL safety people. We had a hydraulic line blow at the end of the day. Its dumping hydraulic fluid all over the ground. I'm talking gallons. We called the safety person for our area who also happened to be our environmental person. This idiots response was to put absorption pads on it and he would get it tomorrow (he was quite rude about us calling 15 minutes before end of shift.) The next day they had to excavate a whole lotta dirt because the fluid had seeped into the ground. Shane (the safety) guy tried lying and saying he was never notified. Thankfully our work phones record all conversations. His last day was shortly there after. I have never met a safety person that didn't think they were better than everyone else.
What does it take to become a safety man? I'd love to be one that breaks free from that tradition! My whole life has been spent enduring workplace hazards and I'm fed up with supervisors disregarding employee well-being
@@meatsmell8639 you don’t understand. It’s apart of the training…. It’s so consistent I’m tempted to think they just brain wash you to be that way. Past experience doesn’t matter. You just… forget. And your sense of self importance just will seem to spontaneously skyrocket
@@oddkill3539 I've had one safety guy at a place I use to work where he actually tried to do his job. Cared about making sure everyone was safe and stayed on top of the environmental stuff. Unfortunately upper management(specifically the plant manager) treated him like crap and he left. Hed been there around 9 years or so. He runs a small fab crew now. His replacement had no idea what he was doing however
@@jamesteegardner2273 in my opinion yes. But I'm also biased in this case. He was my brother in law. He did his job and didn't just lecture us. And the guys I worked with respected him
I remember when I was broken down in the middle of the road and I was trying to get my boss on the phone because of the nice police officer who was trying to help me out with blocking the traffic from hitting me, and he said for me to wait he didn't have time or something like that and the cop was like omg wtf so I came back with well the nice police officer said that you best make time before he impound your vehicle, and then you will have alot of fees, to pay to getting it out of impound, lol he was like oh im omw and I have tow truck otw
The fact that this is a perfect representation of how out higher ups are it work is crazy😂 you go tell them about a problem, they ignore you, then you realize "hey, i get payed by the hour and whatever fucks up doesnt affect my pay check at all", and just casually go to break and come back to your boss flipping his shit because he didnt allow you to speak let alone to tell him how bad the situation was😂😂😂
happen on my store job we keep telling to to the management the frozen section is brooken after 2 week of telling they lost about 35 to 50 thousand worth of product 😭😭
@@ny8hok155 My version of that was working in a warehouse where a conveyer line obviously needed some work done because it never stopped screeching and you could smell something slowly burning. Went by for about 3 weeks with dozens of filed reports and nothing done. Wouldn't you know it, bitch caught fire on a packed line of cardboard boxes that also happened to be right next to a dump chute so even when the sprinklers started up they were covered. Completely closed a quarter of the warehouse since the line into it got fucked and 2 days of free pay for anyone scheduled since the fire department wouldn't let us come in.
Yes people like that exist. I have met many. Just one example was when I hired on with a company that had a one of a kind $2 million dollar project that had a strict, cannot break, deadline. At one point I saw the boss and a couple of others doing something that was definitely wrong and would set us back. I talked with the boss and he completely dismissed me. Nothing I said could help him to understand the situation and I eventually went back to what I was doing. This was on perhaps a Wednesday I do not remember exactly, but they continued doing their thing for the rest of the week. The following Monday, which was the day before we had a HUGE concrete pour already scheduled, a meeting was called. In that meeting the boss told everyone about a major mistake that had been done and that a ton of work would have to be reversed and started over. He did however admit to everyone that I had caught it and he had chosen to not listen. Similar things continued to happen and I eventually walked away because I do not work like that.
Yep, explained in great detail how things should be done to prepare for a major arctic storm that was coming in,. Everyone in the room understood but the president of the company, who decided to prepare another way. Several people shrugged their shoulders at me is if to say, what are ya gonna do, he's made his decision? With @ 300 people on the job his way cost us a day and a half extra, which added up to who knows how much money, not to mention the aggravation felt by most of us. The president was clueless even after the fact that he had made the wrong decision. We all just kept getting our 7 day a week, 12 hours a day and carried on.
haha only way some people learn is the hard way. had a boss like that once . went from a 2 $ seal to a 5 digit repair job because of his stupid logic. after that he learned to listen more XD
what the fuck!? he "learned"?!? Thats physically impossible. How DARE you spout your lies in this comments section! management dosnt learn! Everyone knows this!
Just happened to me at work. Waited 2 days for a set of tooling to ship and when it finally showed up my boss said be careful these were a bitch to get and I don't know when I can get a new set. I said ok and went to put them on my machine. I get them on and am about to start running when my boss comes up to me and says to go fix a fuck up of another guy's. So I set my machine down and went to move it out of the way when he says leave it, he will run it. I said ok but you have to be careful. That's when he shut me up and said he doesn't need me to tell him how to do what he trained me to. He just needs me to do what he said. So I walked away. About a minute later I hear the machine start up and 5 seconds later I hear the tooling hit the bolt I was trying to warn him about in the floor, that is the only one in the whole place sticking up a couple millimeters. Guess who destroyed his brand new $900 set of tooling? Lol.
The second funniest this week was a coworker told me "I don't know if I should quit and put them in a bind or stay here and keep them in a bind"! 😂😂😂😂😂 Man i love plant life.👷
Damn it's about time. a man can't watch the same ones but so many times while handle one of the three S's in the morning I needed this new reading material lol
Dude I’ve been watching your channel since 20k please keep this up it makes my day and I can relate to 80% of these. I’ve worked with some stupid mofos 🤣
Had a boss that acted like this and would would snake us onto the ot list so he can leave early. Always great once a month somehow he'd take a 2-6k loss on something significant. Accident prone. Karmic justice always gives me a halfer.
In my warehouse I’ve never seen any safety do any work. I’ve seen them walk around the building with headphones on all day. Yet when I wear headphones I only have one on and it’s usually in the ear facing the product while I have an ear open towards the conveyors and the walkway. Yet management gets into me about the supposed safety issue. If I had them on in both ears I’d understand but it’s just the one and I’m usually listening to an audio book (BTW read Musashi it’s really good). Actually front half managers (Sunday-Wednesday) they don’t care that I have the headphone but it’s back half that has the issue.
Safety man should have been happy as a camper with their first s’mores Ricky came to warn him which means he found the fuck he didn’t give and safety man couldn’t see it
I have to say directly to the Man that does This video, IDK where you came from but thank you because you seem to Always put a smile on my face!! Idk where you have been but I'm so thankful that I finally found your videos!!!!!!
I swear they just keep getting better. Always gives me a laugh. As a former safety manager, been there, done that, got the Tshirt of so many of these situations in one fashion or another.
I'm still waiting for him to come up with the. I cut my arm off at work today and the safety man says are you sure that wasn't preexisting when you hired you two years ago?.
Foreman's girl rolled up on the site crying. Two of us went in to get him and he IMMEDIATELY snapped "I don't care what it is, get the hell out!" My buddy who was a step ahead of me said "We we're at the gate..." And he screamed "Whoever it is, tell them I don't care either!" ... so we did.
I remember in first year of highschool as a electricap engineer we were conecting resistors in pararel and told my partner to not touch it beacause of it heating up he was waaay to confisent that a game was more important than his conection and after a couple minutes later leaned on one of resistors and burned himself nicely around the elbow. And i just stood there trying to hold my laughter
I know you are one person, but your so good that sometimes subconsciously I think I'm watching seperate people. You are hilarious 😂🤣🤣🤣😂!!! No matter how many times I watch the same video it's funny as hell!! Thanks
Ok...I was 16 or 17 working commercial construction...had left over rebar too long for the flatbed to carry off. They give me the cutting torch with the big tanks and off I go to cut like 50 pieces of rebar in half. Middle of summer and using a cutting torch on a big pile of hot metal so it takes me a while to notice it's gotten extra extra hot. That's when I look up and.notice that the tall grass surrounding the pile of rebar has caught fire with me and my big 4 foot oxygen and acetylene tanks right in the middle. Not only did I make it out but came running out of the fire while pulling the tanks on their dolly. Saw the boss come running out of the trailer, smiled, waved, went home early that day.
At this point “engineers” tell me to build or do something- I do it the exact way they texted or emailed (not spoken, they will try to weasel out some way “I didn’t say 14”, I said 12” “), even if it is wrong. Apparently I’m not paid to think (but hey, who wouldn’t take over $100k to do stupid shit).
Well he did specifically say that unless someone is on the brink of death or if someone is hurt and then don't speak unless spoken to you. "Your truck is on fire" does not fall under any of those.
Safety Man's first warning sign that something was horribly wrong was _Ricky_ of all people actually looking for him. Second warning sign was Ricky _following orders._
