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"you ever be so dumb you miss a whole tragedy? Maybe it pays to be as ignorant as possible in very specific subjects." LITERALLY I'VE BEEN PUT INTO WORDS 😂😂😂
It's a very funny bit... BUT... the truth is we're not dumb. Even Warren Buffet himself - one of the greatest financial minds, says he stays away from investments he doesn't understand. That's just plain good advice. Those so-called "exotic investments" like crypto, are meant to be confusing because they're a scam designed to deceive the regular person with their over-complications while only profiting the liars who concocted the whole crooked mess...!!!
I classified that as being "subnormie". It's not ignorance 😂 There's NORMIES, who pay little attention to anything and then there's us. Subnormies. Like I didn't know 9/11 was happening for 10 hours cuz I was watching movies at home alone. Then I answered the phone at 7pm and my husband told me he had to work late cuz he was in air traffic control back then but I probably still wouldn't know until I went to work again. When I said Why? He couldn't believe I didn't know about it yet.
Comedians used to live off like 40minutes of material. Going to different clubs and telling the same jokes. Josh posts 40 minutes of new material on RU-vid every month. This guy's working too hard 😅
There's a common thread of "I love my grandma, she's such an inspiration to me, let me tell you about that one time we almost got killed" but they're all wild.
As someone raised in the hood, I felt grandma to my core. 😂 She didn't even say that's us. She said that's you. Because Grandma was gonna leave your hard headed behind. Go on out there if you want to.
@@alexnelson7258dude your comment made me look up how old he is because I was convinced we're about the same age, maybe he's a bit older than me so like around 24-25? But he was apparently born in 1990 so he's full ten years older than me and is about 33 now? I never would've been able to tell
Josh, I think it's great you're sharing these up-to-the-minute mini-sets. For one thing, it keeps us all _current._ 😀 And keeps you creating. And getting RU-vid clixposure. A win/win/win.
no its actually absurd some celeb comedians have built whole successful careers off of 5 jokes and here’s josh with new content weekly if not daily… he’s a comedian frl 💯
I'm not a native speaker and didn't understand the line after: I didn't even pay attain to you. Can someone please write it down for me, I really wanna laugh too
@@hallotschuss4177 It meant, "I didn't even notice anyone else as I had a lot on my mind." Such as when one is experiencing difficult emotions and walks around mindlessly not paying attention to anything but the thoughts in their head. The meaning is implied, but rarely does a stranger respond with questions about it like, "oh, you're feeling preoccupied? Tell me about it." That is the joke. It's a common excuse to simply say, I didn't even see you (implied: I have a lot on my mind) but uncommon for a stranger to ask what was on their mind. (And it was attention, not attain. "I didn't even pay attention to you.")
@@mctrimm7097If there were a 'not tiresome trash but actually a good person' award I'd nominate you today for actually writing that out and explaining. I'm going to close RU-vid for the day and believe in positivity for as long as the dream will last.
I know, one of the best. If I was a comedian I'd be hella jealous. Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. Let's keep shining a light on his prowess.
Hi Josh, thanks for coming to St. Louis. Our state doesn’t always have visits from such great comedians, what you said about the city was real appreciated.
I've been loving your stand up here on RU-vid for many, many years now. I love that it's so easy to tell how much happier and more confident you have become in your life. I'm so glad that you are doing well, you deserve all the best in life. Thanks for all the joy you've brought me.
Hilarious how the first thing he notices about St Louis is how you cant walk anywhere. I went to college there and thats legit the reason why I didnt stay
I tried to figure it out for the longest time what his natural gift is and I’ve been watching Golden Girls past few days… I have it.. He has the incredible gift of timing like Bea Arthur and I hope he knows this is a huge compliment. He starts telling them how beautiful the city is and he said “but” and just paused and they are dying laughing… His pauses … make his comedy rich!
I said it and I’m gonna say it again. 📣📣 Josh Johnson needs a Netflix special PERIOD. Give this man his flowers. 💐💐💐💐 Edit: Yes, I am aware he was in The Comedy Lineup Netflix special but he needs one ALL BY HIMSELF. Also, no it is not a pinnacle for comedians to have a Netflix special, but it does increase their audience exposure. I envision him hosting the Daily Show in the near future. 💐
@@illegalinternet2492Up Here Killing Myself is comedic genius ofc but I can’t think of a more deserving person to display their witty, praiseworthy humor to an even wider audience. Netflix has 247.2 million subscribers, while Peacock only has 28 million as of Q3 2023. The math ain’t mathin lol. 😂 More people should witness his greatness. It will improve their overall quality of life while also educating them about the things going on in this crazy world. Josh Johnson is the literal definition of a perfect balance.👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽
I LOVE your cadence! Like, the way you bring the energy down and lower your voice to lul us into a false sense of security before gettin loud and hittin us with those punchlines! I find lots of folks try to keep that high energy the whole time, and dont give us enough room to breathe and recover from one belly laugh to the next. But the way you weave your sets is fucking masterful!
Man it’s good to see a young comic post clips that aren’t crowd work. Other comics, take note: you can make clips that are topical, original and funny without just roasting people in the front row.
I remember seeing the catfishing the KKK video a while back and just seeing how much Josh's skill in performance and delivery has delevoped since then is amazing. Wish I could see him live
You're a good comic. I like your videos. No gimmicky crowd work, and no rehashing the same hack bits as most comics- just good material, good delivery.
You’re gonna love Australia. We love to talk to anyone in the Supermarket. Not necessarily as the Psychologists....but yeah, chatty. Always enjoy Josh Johnson’s Comedy style.👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😄
❤I just happened upon you and I am bingeing your stuff!!! Thank you to grandma for raising you right 😂!! Keep working hard and never give up!! We need you in this vale of tears 🤣! And as a soon to be grandma thank you for not spewing vulgar language ❤️! I am going to be keeping tabs on you 😊
Man, I love and laugh on my worse days Josh Johnson because of you! Though the punch line about two polite guys in a public space is that they're on probation. I've worked in that store...
Great set! - and thanks to a very bad date with a guy who talked about crypto non-stop, I avoided the whole thing...never thought I'd be grateful to that jerk, but here we are 😁
@@bandedski2550She didn’t like him, and she associated him with crypto. Therefore, she never engaged in what he talked about all the time. What’s not to get?
I certainly yell at everyone on the road. I'm a NYer and I ain't afraid to go off on some bad drivers. But don't we all feel like we are surrounded by bad drivers. I bet we are someone else's bad driver. Lol
City sounds like Houston, the whole state if I'm being honest. The "Halloween" joke was gold, and the Grandmother story was heartfelt, enjoyed it all. I look forward to these uploaded weekly, please continue them if possible. Jokes aside, when are you performing in Houston?
Adults pointing out kids being stupid saves lives. More kids should be called stupid. Some kid was alone and kept stepping past the yellow line while the train was coming and even fell once on the track and stepped back on the edge. I yelled “get back from the yellow line dummy” and he did. And he’s alive and knows it’s dumb to be past the yellow line. His parents let him use the train yet didn’t teach him basic stuff. They failed him.
Midwest nice is real. At my college they had to warn the international students that ppl would be very friendly and talkative even if they don’t know you. I like when people are that nice. 😊
that bothers me so much. i hate that etiquette at comedy shows. like it’s not a conversation you’re there to LISTEN not reply. i bet you 100% she’s drunk.
i was looking for this comment cause this annoyed me so much lmao. i hate when people do this! i saw Sal Volcano and was very close and sat next to a girl just like this and i could tell even Sal was annoyed! This girl doesn’t realize how lucky she is to be seeing Josh live.
Yoo when uofl won the championship in basketball I tried to go out and party but moms was like wtf you going right, as I touched the door knob all we heard was an automatic weapon go off in the distance! I just walked up stairs back to my room lmao
