Santa Robbed Our House 

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"I'm 11. I don't have keys. You just got me rusting metal." 🤣🤣🤣

How tf does this dude always have fresh content?!

The real question is, how does Step-Dad Darren know how Santa bleeds?

Always tells the best "from the kid's perspective" stories!

Look, stepdad Darren really tried to save the magic of Christmas. Shout out to him!

I really feel you on the gift wrapping thing. That's why I get a cute bag and tissue paper stuff. And if you play your cards right, you can get the bag again for next year lol

"Step-dad Darren" 😂😂😂

"Santa don't even bleed like that." 😂😂😂😂😂 Always casually right on point like a boss.

I now believe Santa is a black young man whose gifts are life lessons and laughs I never knew possible. Thanks Josh.

Definitely showing the kid that it was a burglar was the best choice.

6:42 “he will mess around and rearrange my guts” that wild brotha lol

One Xmas my parents went all out & rented a Santa suit to stage a whole magical scene for me to SEE Santa leaving the gifts under the tree, but I was so scared of messing things up by not being asleep that I closed my eyes & pulled the covers over my head. No matter how much noise they made to try to wake me up, I wouldn’t budge, & all their efforts were for naught. ✌🏼

Once my parents gave me and my sister 50 bucks but gave it to us by ripping a 100 in half to also teach us to work together 😂

Very inclusive to let a dolphin be part of the audience

Josh, I hope you had a Merry Christmas. Thank you for all your hard work in your craft and keeping the content coming. I know it must feel a lot like a job now but I just wanted to let you know I really appreciate what you do. Laughter is probably one of the best things in the world and you are insanely funny and talented naturally. Have a happy new years and I look forward to your Netflix special 🙏❤

From living in Chicago myself and being 26 living with the relative experiences you’ve talked about Josh, I appreciate you and Happy Holidays!!!💙

favorite comic out rn, josh really is allergic to missing

Josh is killing it rn with these topics man. Always so fresh and relevant.

That last story had me dying.

The way he said rearrange my guts 😂😂😂

I stumbled upon this dude and listen to everything he has on RU-vid and he is hella funny I am a Fan Fan now can’t wait to see him in person

This man needs an hour long comedy special on Netflix or something !

That shit was funny as hell, thank you, man 👏👏👏😂

Always BRIGHTENS THE HECK out of my day to see a new video from you up man. 🎉

You're super funny and prolific! I think you're going to be one of the greats.

One double A battery is just simply mean !!! However… it led to a hell of a great bit! Most comics are at least slightly tortured. That’s what makes y’all all so fantastic. Sucks right .. but also great material. “Within the wicked webs I proceeded”

Yeah the whole sitting my child on some random man’s lap never sat well with me. Hence no Santa pictures for my little one 🤷🏽‍♀️

We can only do what we feel is right. Even if its showing him a bleeding robber on christmas😂😂

better than my mom's family, they got robbed while they were at midnight mass. And they just told the kids, Santa took the presents back

LITERALLY SO SOUL SATIsfying to see ya on Trevor Noah’s new podcast episodes!!!!!!!!!!!! Making my LIFE

I truly appreciate how you produce your craft. It is a real treat to see your videos. Happy holidays and continued success in 2024. Much love and respect.

Thanks Josh! You are a superstar. I see you going very far in life! ❤❤❤

Damn, man, you work so hard it’s inspirational.

That one woman sounds like Josh and she are having a one-on-one conversation 😅

FX, hear me out make a show called "Josh" about him and his awkwardness. This will be guaranteed gold. It will be Platinum

My friend's house was once burgled just before xmas... Her young son was asleep in his bedroom (thankfully he slept through the whole thing). She was 5 months pregnant. She heard noises outside her bedroom door and called out "Who's that?" and kind of spooked the burglars. Her husband woke up but refused to even poke his head out of the bedroom door to see what was happening!! Gun owenership is problematic in the States right now, but... shout out to stepdad Darren! I hope his relationship with his stepson improved after that.

I really wish he would come home to Louisiana and do some shows here. He is one of my favorite comedians.

This Christmas, wrap all of your presents with duck tape. Like literally. No one will ever complain about you sub-par wrapping skills ever again, guaranteed.

Hope you had a great Christmas man, found you recently and absolutely love your stand-up! Keep it up man and wish you a happy new years 💙

I cannot for the life of me wrap a gift. Everything you describe its me!

I'm 1000th like, wish there were more tho. Killin it

YESSSS! I used to get excited watch all the videos of how gift wrap anything memorized everything and yet it NEVER worked. It’s like the videos creators did the Martha Stewart school of completion lies where “oh I did this before you arrived” and never in front of anyone at the end to keep their shady wrapping secrets!

Was Chanel West Coast in the audience? Hope everyone enjoyed yout holiday. Thank you Josh, 'see' you in 2024!!!

Lmao, don’t worry about black Santa. St. Nicholas was originally Greek. He’s going to have a darker skin tome either way 😂

Josh u are so funny. Me and my husband watching all your videos 😂. Keep it going May God bless you king

Great set. Going strong during the holidays! Thanks for the laughs!

Another great set. Merry christmas

What a great Christmas present.

Josh, such a gem. Love your comedy bro! 😂🎄🎅

How does stepdad know how Santa bleeds - unless he shot him sometime in the past?!

I love this woman's laugh

The thumbnail made me think it was a story about someone shitting on Santa😆 censoring words can be funny

That lady cackling 😂😂

Twas the night before Christmas. And all through the house the only noise that was heard was a crackhead screaming for help after being shot trying to break in the house.

Hi from Melbourne. Love your comedy. It’s madness over there and as much as I hate to admit it, it’s getting a little crazy here too. Thanks for the laughs. Hope to see you in Australia some day.

Was Chanel West Coasf in the front row? Great set but there was alot of dolphin laughing.

Was Chanel WestCoast in the audience laughing the whole time 😂😂😂

Thanks for such a speedy Christmas set that had me in tears!

I did not know the thumbnail meant "🔫 Santa" and not "💩 Santa"

Ready for some post holiday laughs !

Brilliant comic! Keep at it, Josh!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Merry Christmas Joshy 🎅🏾 🎄

Thank you for the material dude

Merry Christmas Josh!

Merry Christmas, man. Appreciate you.

Josh, thank you for the laughter I just hope you’re getting some rest in between your shows. I don’t mean like behind the stage and sleep waking up wondering, where the heck am I. No I mean I hope you’re taking some time off for yourself refresh your mind. don’t want you looking old with red eyes and bags, dried up snot in your nose because you’re too tired to wipe your nasty nose, hair just looking jacked up, Rashy skin because you’re forgetting to wash your nasty face because you’re so tired, so all I’m saying is make sure you get some rest and time for yourself i’m just saying 💁🏽‍♀️ you’re doing a good job as a comedian. Thank you again . Ria L.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this is hilarious

“This big man’s giant hands could rearrange my guts” Pause

Happy holidays

Santa dont bleed like that

You always make me laugh! Thank you, Josh! Merry Christmas!

Omg loved this

😅 Thanks for the laughs & 🎉 HNY ❤

When he said "rearrange my guts" I was like woah easy now. Step dad Darren is funny

The chipmunk in the front row is killing me!

Santa ain't got time to bleed... (brrrrrrrrrrt)

Happy holidays! Thanks for the laughs throughout the year . Much success!

6:43 she was thinking about an entirely different method for intestinal rearrangement

Sounds like Chanel West Coast in the crowd 😂

I love the laugh on the girl in the front. It kinda just added to the hilarity for me.

I fell like there was more at the tale end of the kid thinking santa got got, I need the rest of the story

Pahahaha 🤣 I was a dead giveaway on if I wrapped gifts! It looked like I wrapped a Boulder every time! I eventually switched to using bags 😅

We love this guy.Best there is.😁😸✌️

Happy Holidays. Starting out great for 2024

That chick with the Stavros/Chanel West Coast laugh is distracting😅

I definitely laughed out loud. Happy Holidays!

1. Happy Holidays Josh Johnson. 2. This was hilarious

Stepdad Darren was a hero!

Oh, no! Puns! PUUNNNSSSS!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

That last line was great

I'm one of those crazies who went to NYC for Christmas this year hahaha, its a family tradition. And I didn't even think to check to see if you were performing. As Trump says, SAD!!!

Hey Josh 🌹🍃Thanks for the brekky laugh✌️💚😎🌈☀️🌴🌺🌊

I hear Chanel West Coast from Ridiculousness. Iconic laugh.

He don't bleed like that

When are you going to be in Utah and Seattle??? I gots to know, you’re my favorite comedian and have been for years now. I’ve just been to broke to go see you but now that the moneys coming in I really want to see you live

Really cool of Chantelle West Coast to be sitting in the front row!

Finally watching one live!!!

😂 Get it, Josh! 🎉🎉❤

Frontrow lady sounds like ChipNUN vs.a ChipMUNK 🐿