SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 04 

CyberwolfMC no, Pina has evolved into a feather!

Maybe the feather as some like, crazy stats but she just didn't checked

CyberwolfMC The funny thing is that they play the lavender town music when pina is "evolving"

+Radar Hawk I knew that music was familiar!

CyberwolfMC lol

Yeah....

Isaac Perez like how he said MIGHT(nice name btw)

hay7199 first three rows are a splaaaaaash zone "Maniacal laughter"

That first line is one of the best "Oh crap" lines I've ever heard/read.

No that one guy who was like "uh boss, I think this might be a trap" is the smartest guy out of them all in my opinion

That explains the bugs.

That explains a lot The great words of our Lord and Savior the spiffing Brit Todd Howard's work on Bethesda is amazing All his games just work

That explains way too much...

I know I'm five months late, but the language is called Dohvazulaan

The foreshadowing with this one was truly amazing

It's the simple things that set people off more often then not take me for example you could call me every thing in the book and I will not care but if u just stare at me I get mad.

For some reason the smaller the insult the angrier it makes me. You could call me all sorts of profanities but it takes so much as a gentle bump and I just want to strangle someone to death.

Kirito is well aware he's a Psychopath. It's claiming he sounds like a girl that ticks him off... Because his Sister uses that on him, and Kirito hates her.

@@Victor-056 I’m waiting for the abridged to get to Gun Gale Online - the planning ahead here is pure genius.

kirito is a Sociopath not a psychopath Asuna is the psychopath Bitch will murder you for looking at he man, truly a Couple made in Hell

and then proceeds to go on a mass murdering spree

@@noodlesnek .......she took that well.....

Imagine if she missed it by like a few seconds

Legend has it that the Dragon's Widow still prowls the 47th floor to this day... If ye here her banshee-like scream, even if only faintly, maketh thee peace with thy god, for it thy time on earth has come to a somber and sudden end.

@@nathanbezerra3597 And when making peace with you god, remember: There's no reason to wonder where your god is because he's right here And he's fresh out of mercy

That voice and this character of abridged Kirito reminding me on Cartman. That childish crying of him is the most annoying of this parody

Reminds me of Izzy

The voice actor picked a really good voice for the personality. It fits perfectly.

His face and his voice together make for quite the vibe check if you've never seen it before

And now he's voicing Emiya Shirou in the Fate Stay Night Abridged lol

MF knows a boss by the dialogue.

Yeah One of the smartest thugs in fiction Up there with the thug who walked in on Batman breaking into his boss’ office, locked eyes with Batman, walked out and warned a fellow thug not to go in and investigate, then left

I didn't even read your comment. I just saw it had 699 likes so I made it 700. It could be really lame for all I know, and now I refuse to read it 😂

Read it. It's hilarious

​@@philippaul6039 idiot

Me/A guy who had to go on a time consuming quest to get the Ultima Keyblade in Kingdom Hearts: It’s too true

Fucking Christ the Dawnguard storyline of Skyrim took forever, just adding more and more to the quests “Okay go get this bow!” “Okay, how?” “Well you’ll need to get the Elder Scrolls” “Sounds simple enough I suppose” “Then you’ll need to risk going blind and read one of them” “Uh…okay then, guess I can do that” “Then go to this completely random cave and meet this elf that’s the only known Falmer that hasn’t gone insane” “Alright then, I get the bow from him?” “Well after you complete his trials involving going through multiple areas infested with Falmer” “Then I get the bow?” “Nope, that’s when you have to go through an area infested with new variations of giants and dragons!” “Alright, THEN I get the bow?” “Well no, then you have to go through a ruin filled with powerful enemies” “I’m not even gonna ask because I know the answer is no” “Then you have to get the bow back from some guy who was apparently a traitor, but after that you get the bow” After getting the bow… “ALRIGHT, I HAVE THE BOW, NOW I CAN KILL HARKON” “Oh dude please, you could’ve killed that guy with a Skyforge Steel Sword if you wanted to” “…Are you serious right now? You just sent me against Vampires and Falmer…to get a bow…that I DON’T EVEN NEED?!” “Yep” “…this is going in a display case in my manor” “But if you aren’t gonna use it then why not give it to us?” “Because fuck you, that’s why”

@@logeyperogi1805 Good Lord, I love vampires but Dawnguard was so much of a pain in the ass. Dragonborn was the superior DLC by quite a bit.

He didn't lied XD...it's kinda same in toram online too

@@willieearles3151 YES, god I love the Dragonborn DLC, that storyline was the shit, proving our superiority over Miraak was so satisfying

Then in episode 9 "SUCK IT ROSALIA"

"WHO''S ROSALIA???"

+RagnaFan555 I MEANT IN COMBAT

Oh! I get it now! thats why he said "SUCK IT ROSSALIA!!!", not hoping she would suck her.

Wishes not to die a virgin, granted eternal life.

guy starts crying😂

best sentence ever

+Chocolate bunny I wish Beerus said that when Buu ate all the pudding

so using that line in pvp matches

greatest line ever

YOU'LL NEVER BE BATMAN. - Asuna shortly before being murdered.

In that vein, i love how her lackeys are WAY better at hiding

Well that…and the fact that her username was sticking out from behind the tree

​@@logeyperogi1805please that was the fabled word tree of gamregora

Kirito:Shut up Asuna! Asuna: Shut me up Silica: Shut up both! Asuna and kirito: Don't get silica!

Yes and same goes for basically every other game and anime

​@@carnivoreteacher8571there are ,at least some ,games where bigger numbers don't really matter

@@IkirusLike Pokémon. People have destroyed the game using only level 1 Pokémon, like Rattata and Shedinja.

Really makes me wish we could have some form of dialogue for more rpg or mmo games. Like imagine going up to that enemy camp you forgot early in the game and coming in all high-leveled to say a quote like that

Baldur’s Gate 3 does that well

That whole part described me in fallout 3 I was unbiased in my universal slaughter

Well, it went better for him than for those Sabbat thugs who jump you in VTMB.

Seversl war crimes were committed that day.

666 likes

I respect his act

I mean by the point of this episode isn’t it like 2 years later so isn’t Kirito 16?

@@tobyharrison4702 Yeah he is 16 by this ep

Pretty average 14 year old ngl

Dude stick a 14 year old in a video game for 2 years straight and see how much they actually mature

@@hartjedi2 true... to be fair I'm pretty sure the majority of people would come out totally different when you stick them in that hellscape for two years.

*Grenade Ring Being Pulled*

*Grenade Explosion*

the actual series: yeah i'm sad too how about we help each other the Abridged series: shows how the PTSD of the only real friend in the game he had dies in a way he couldn't control, even though he sees himself as the best person there, scars his mind and even though he said he killed the part that could still feel, her last words still punch deep.

He doesn’t care, but he REALLY cares quite a bit

No surprise there, he knows entire lore of the rock

@@histhoryk2648 Hey it’s a *pebble* not a rock. Get your lore straight man

⁠​⁠@@meapyboy12345hey, it’s a mithril pebble, not just any pebble. Get your lore straight man

@@Myst____ The Mithril Pebble of Pig Smiting. Forged in the fiery pits of Tartarus, by the grand blacksmith of Lucifer himself. Get your lore straight man.

Yeah

*proceeds to attack anyways*

I would like your comment, but it's currently at 666.

I always ruin people’s 666 likes and make 667 because I am a jack ass

Tiffany Martin imma be the jack ass jack ass and dislike you!

I wonder wot would happen I’d kirito and Sachs happened

Frderber Deger w h a t

This is canon in my eyes!

Frderber Deger stronk

Frderber Deger r/stroke

Knowing him, that probably means the victim ended up becoming a part of a wall or the ground because he managed to noclip them into it, and he called that close enough. Said victim was likely clinically insane to an even greater degree than the average player after SAO ended.

@@theendersmirk5851yeahhahahahahaha hahahahaahaha a hahaha I’m dying as I’m reading that

Yep that about sums up kirito

@@theendersmirk5851that also may mean I could have maybe toootally rip their balls off

Don Fluffles

I thought I heard "Dovahkiin" in that scene!

Thank you for translating I’m grad ful

Each time I say that scene I say "learn your pokemon music"

@@sirdabsalot1yt83 nono, he was talking to silica

@God Of Destruction Jay Drain Doo da Dee da doo da Dee da

And the Legend of Zelda music in the town

@@manaphy0993 DOOO DOOO DOOO DOOO, DO DO DO DO DOOOOOO DO

*gernade pin being pulled* *five second fuse light* *gernade explodes three seconds later*

@@joshuamcpherson5859 lmao

my mom was sort of a drinker

Madison Dempsey *sighs in depressed*

and if she hadn't gone off on that little tangent she would have had enough time to save her pet.

gungale: i can fix that

It hurts

Episode 10 Suck it Rosalia! Ah, I love you too Kirito-Wait, WHO THE FUCK IS ROSALIA!?!

Wait. How deep is the ear canal?

🤣

This replace the Foam cup personality for some kind of spicy tuna roll which I fucking love

Yeah, now is a Douchebag Basically, now is Naofumi

@@hajmgenial I never thought about it that way but last episode was basically like bitch's betrayal

@@hajmgenial lol Abridged Kirito is more like prime LeafyIsHere. Naofumi is pretty cool and justified, this Kirito, isn't.

@@hajmgenial also, don't you dare compare this whiny piece of shit to my boi Naofumi.

"well you see, it all started the day i was born, and neither of my parents showed up"

I laugh and cry at same time

​@@heyitsmeskylar6564 I just realized that your reply was one of the backstory of doofenshmirtz.

Padlov theory when an experience is attached to a certain word that when said word is said it triggers a response like say trying to be nice like sachi wanted him to be

Ugh, the way they handle the Sachi trauma is just gut wrenching. Thanks whoever came up with this for making me feel that

Late response, but that boss rush for the insane fetch quest probably powerleveled her to the point that the average player wouldn’t stand a damn chance.

Small child on a pure rage tantrum is one of the most destructive forces of nature in a game or real life EVER! Speaking from experience as a father and gamer! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Realizations like this make me sad that Silica never got any more moments in the main show because that means there’s basically nothing left for SWE to abridge and expand upon this smol child of sheer terror and destruction.

I already imagine her in jail and the other prisoners like "How is a 12 year old girl in jail?" And that in Alfheim he is now on parole and thus he will meet Kirito again xd

Note to self, keep your distance from Silica.

I never fucking noticed that holy.😂

Also, after rewatching this series, I just realized that those guys could have used a paralysis poison, use Kirito's hand to force him into a trade, and then drop him off a cliff. Man, would this game be easy.

Logic was never a feature in SAO. Maybe you have to buy a dlc first or something.

Mr Fafaa Meh. Anyways, some guys are building semi-working Nervegears right now, and if I ever meet a Kirito, I will drop him like a fucking bass.

meh

You are my BEST friend! XD

* whimpers uncontrollably *

*a thug cries*

That's so badass

SAOA is better than the original. Prove me wrong

@@rileybullock6164 By the wise words of a random asshole - "I think this is a trap."

5 take it or leave it!

Merry Chrimmas

At least for every new episode

....once a week. Huh? Oh yeh I year

Mhm. Definitely not like.. Every week. Year. Yes.

Best. Line. Ever

You like that line? It’s yours.

I started dying after hearing that quote

My favorite

true

Oh no.

Lmao

2:55

"Whats wrong little girl?" Is right behind it

relatable now I'm socially awkward but make almost double what my coworkers make cause I can't sit still. ADD Hits Heavy 🤪 tho my womb donar was a binge drinker with a pint addiction

same dude

Its the Fabled Whir Tree of Gomagorath show it some damn respect

HA! Only 5? I am on 15! :p lol

Nani?

“Wait Silica, do mine eyes deceive me, tis the fabled whir tree of gomagorath, faunt of human knowledge and devourer of souls. Quickly child, we must spirit away before oh my god will you just come out already”

Killing all those bosses with him must've made her numbers skyrocket lol

@@AquaLantern i like to think she went so psycho mode that she hit him faster than he could heal

Maybe she unlocked the unique skill "Go Apeshit"

Well they did leave a scratch but her damage seemed to have lingered longer than thugs slashing attacks. So maybe, but I think the SAO just has that annoying you are littered with red marks but only lost 5% HP model that rewards lots of slashing.

How did I not get that is was her going crazy until now?

Also for Lisbethd shop with Asuna

Ever realize this game has serious destructive players in it? Kinda best they stay in there before they spread that chaos in real life

I still like the abriged one better

Yet the abridged kirito still has more personality

That description sounds like Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader

@@jotheunissen9274 as a Star Wars fan myself, I agree

sounds like Anakin to me

Definitely smarter than 99.9% of the abridged series characters

Lmao so fking true

2 true

Still dumber than Kirito.

Does no one bother checking enemy levels?!

I lost it right there! I laughed for a good 5 minutes! 🤣🤣🤣

Barret: Uh-oh

He might of actually killed her in the safe zone

Just reading this comment made me laugh 😂

…I think this kid got his training lessons from Lord Popo…… I mean, granted he has an eternity to master it but still…

(Snickers) …WhAt…?

She has chosen death

Jesus-kun became Satan-kun

The pupil shrink was hilarious

*Angry higher-level-than-your-entire-guild-combined l33t noises*

DBZ Abridged by team fourstar was also pretty good.

@@josephreagan9545 Hellsing Ultimate as well

I wonder if this was how she was able to damage him at the end of the episode

+Matthew Doan That's probably the few things I like about the Abridged series over the original. Kirito thinks of the best lines xD (Especially in Episode 8 before fighting Kuradeel..)

+Kayla Murphy Stop laughing in french you mouthbreathing neckbeard!

Haha that's so LAMAU

+Shotzy you know what's funny? sao abridged is better than the original

+Matthew Doan What so funny about it? It's not uncommon.

You're right, even if it makes the slashes feel like nothing worse than paper cuts they still hurt like heck

There is no better pain reliever than pure, smoldering, blistering fury

@@Linosek279 you are very correct

@@Linosek279 Want some aloe for that fury? It sounds like it's gonna leave a burn.

There is no pain absorber in the original either

Oh gosh, I didn't even think of that. He didn't even flinch. Thank you for this horror to imagine, that's badass

"Nope, not pulling the pin on that grenade."

"?wHAt's WrONg LitTLe gIRL¿"

*Tink* *BOOM!*

The voice actor’s ridiculously hoarse delivery of that line is what really sells that scene, imho.

@@insanitysreign6195 right as i read this he said it

In season 2 he’ll look like a girl

@@attackontitanfolloweryeah he may feel abused by pulls

His ego knows no bounds, lmfao. Asuna's megalomania is way more secure than his.

... oh my god, you right.

I think you mean the math tree

@@samreid6010 Por qué no los dos?

Me too (watching this series for the tenth time)

+Steven Smith (KasieKat) You kept count?!

No, I'm just making a guess based on how well I remember the episodes

Steven Smith Oh, okay.

same

LEEROYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSS!

Michael French Like this fine gentle men has demonstrated for us

+Thomas Houk I would do the latter, honestly

HIT IT TILL IT DIES

HARK! WE HAVE HITETH THE HALFWAY POINT!

🤣 I love that line so much

Kirito has had so much bullshit in S-A-O

That was the smartest guy in Titans Hand 👌😂😂

Either that or "Because contract killing is a beat we can all dance to" :D

Kirito: the Doomslayer

Aeryn abridged Kirito: a psychopath

@@aname6104 he is a sociopath if I am not mistaken

SAO: Kirito, your generic overpowered protagonist Abridged: “That is the most scariest fucking thing I have seen in my entire fucking life.” -Nick, L4D2

Be fair it's actually kirito Ardyn lucious canum.

He's probably going to try to play as a girl

@Andy KnightWarden ¿Quien se mete con mi Trapito?

if/when they get to ggo i _reeeeally_ hope they reference rosalia.

Random Promises At some point they will

Eh I have doubts they'll get pass season 2

This abridged episode also has very important lore about how Kirito got Duel Wielding XD

And Kirito is also finally forced to be confronted with somebody who can 1. See right through his act & 2. Is calling him out on it. In fact, while the battle itself may have not left any physical scars on him, the psychological scars that Rosalia left on him were actually quite brutal.

@@igorpachmelniekzakuskov776We know how bad it was because he literally screams her name during a... uh... certain scene

Austin.S.Everything is every response to this comment going to be a bone pun, cause if so I'm gonna change my goddam name so you all stop

Steel Ice .............. Renaming my acount

Steel Ice no

Sans Hey what happened to my comment?

Steel Ice what do you think happened, no more puns

Honestly Tycoon games are less complicated

4 years late but yeah he just summed up RPGs in a nutshell....

still less complicated then the moonstone quest from ultima 7

The crimson nirnroot in the Stones of Barenziah from Skyrim are very notorious for being absolutely retarded and when they remastered or was one of its DLCs on the original release they took away the ability to use the Clairvoyance spell to guide you to the Crimson Nirnroot I already and waste of your time Quest even more hell

"Come on Silica. We've got a hamster to save." -Triggered Kirito

Lightning Aura Pissed off kirito:There's no need to wonder where your got is. Cuz he's right here...and he's fresh out mercy

.....don't want to intrude...I'll just find myself a spot that isn't full of crying Children.... oh look there's one now Aren't you going to ask me what's wrong? Yeah I'm not not pulling the pin on that grenade Your right I'm sorry this isn't your fault your fault your fault YOUR FAULT.... And cue your comment lol

Megan Kueteman WhAT iS WroNg LiTtLe GiRL?!

Core Online LOL

SUCK IT ROSALIA!! I love you too.... Wait WHO THE FUCK IS ROSALIA!!!!

LOL

+Chiriac Puiu the sword went about an inch in im pretty sure kiritos got more than that

Chiriac Puiu this chapter would say otherwise www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=8&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiW57H73ozOAhUn4YMKHU6SAn0QFggxMAc&url=https%3A%2F%2Fdocs.google.com%2Ffile%2Fd%2F0BwyW7ZpWYsQBaThmR0Foa2ZfOG8%2Fedit&usg=AFQjCNH3DNmJf7trZA5tEx0OazSpzlta7g&sig2=Bk4vLWGFx1zksxuZhvZXHg

+Chan Master Jesus Christ that is just to much I mean good god that was weird reading that all the images in my head

Are they a warlock or paladin/cleric? Or maybe some other class that dosnt really have to do with God's and demons power?

Which is why during that event Kirito shouts "SUCK IT ROSALIA!!!" Asuna takes exception to him shouting another woman's name at that moment...

You really went there nice brother nice

“Well you’re dead so.... *_FUCK_* !”

That's what she said🥁😁

Let me improve your sentence I think asuna would beg to differ

XD

XD

*Starts to cry in the background*

That is my favourite part XD

That Arkham City music made that scene amazing

Didn’t abandon the party, just triggered the trap that killed the party

​@@drakeyork241 then he proceeded to teleport out of there

Omg wait it released this year didn't it?

WHERES MY NERVE GEAR!!

Reality is often dissapointing

darkmario720 they would kill each other

Phoenix Player no, obviously BallsDeep69 would win.

+Dylan Fox (BananaMan128) no TheLegend27 would never lose even though its the Ballzdeep69 NEVER

unstoppable force and immovable object

darkmario720: ballsdeep69 is the thelegend27's arch-enemy like batman and joker

Kirito clone again? Owww man

Kirigaya Kazuto Clone ? Nah , more like distant brothers. ;D

***** We don't speak of that.

***** SHHHH.

Dr CannonFodder he is in neither of that XD

What

same reason i think actually

ChouhouinNeko it was because of a dispute like that yes but without the wanting to skin pina and more about items and her being the showpeice of the party

It's because she wanted health pots and they had an arguement about it and she left

Why hello. Nice 232 likes ya got there.

you mean 240

"SUCK IT ROSALIA!"

Its very dirty

Imagine he did all that to prove rosalia wrong tho

5

Better six inches deep than six feet under, I guess?

Might just be

Kuro Kaen I like her voice too, her crying near the beginning sounded like a sheep for some reason

Just wait until you hear kiritos va

Wow just looked her up she started getting legit roles a few years after this episode.

Wow

Boss I think this might be a trap. (Second smartest badguy)

@@silvervase gangster walks into dark room, see Batman in the corner, walks right on out, his boss walks past him in the hallway headed for that very room and asks what's wrong. The guy just says nothing. 3rd smartest goon right there

@@andrewdiaz3529 Nah, he’s the first smartest. The other two idiots still attacked Kirito.

@@Lowkeylie Yep.

It’s not laughing coffin it’s just a small fry murdering guild named titans hand

Wakka: Made in Yevon Lol, Kirito: Oo Sachi Sachi Sachi ohh sachi SACHI

Wakka: Made in Yevon I I

Wakka: Made in Yevon 😂 KIRITO HAS FEELINGS!!!

Continuity.

WHATS WRONG LITTLE GIRL?!

"The friggin heat death of the UNIVERSE COULD NOT--"

“ Are you gonna help me or not?”

"I thought I made myself clear about my number of fucks and willingness to give them."

I can’t not laugh at this line it’s so good

This line has been very useful in my day to day life

Would you fight abridge Kirito inside of Sao the game. My answer is fuck no I don't want to die

@@bendragneel5337 them: abridged or regular? Me: no.

One of the best lines in the series

Me in every video game

One of my favorite lines.

The F.B.I is at your door

What’s wrong little gurl?

OceanPlays - YT 666 it’s Satans comment now

Ah yes, murder. Why don't we all just do that in response

​@@GoldenKirby murder is based

@eldenlion5850 bro, chill out it ain't that serious lmao Talk about being unable to take a joke. You talk like you hate these 1st year psych student bs and then pop off in a small comment I made You were supposed to destroy the sith, not become it!

@@GoldenKirby Welp, I'm gonna have to hold this L. I apologize for questioning your intelligence. I've dealt with so many people who can't tell the difference between reality and cartoon instinct just kinda kicked in. I'm gonna walk that one back my back fail on my part.

SWE: _Just do it, the official release benefitting from this series is all that keeps the feds off our backs._

Well, the more “official” content there is, the more SWE can bless it with their improvements ? ;D

Though this masterpiece wouldn't exist without the train wreck that is otherwise known as SAO proper

Watch on Netflix counts

@@Chrisadeth The aincrad arc is amazing but after that it just slowly goes downhill until ggo where it slams into rock bottom.

Damn, I completely forgot about that.

Wait wHaT

Own feminity? So Suguha knowss Kirito looks and sounds pretty "feminine" (genderbender Kirito in GGO)? Thats why she bullies him and has problems of self steem?

I don't remember suguha bullying him, when did this happen?

I tried reading it but i could never figure out what it says.

Ikr one of my fav parts

XD

I read this right as it was happening in the video

XD perfect timing

1234aria Just like Kirito!

honesty first yeah

honesty first This Kirito shows emotion

I like it

rip sachi

Adaptive Ninetales RIP Sachi. RIP Asuna, Suguha, and Sinon screen-time.