SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 08 

Underrated but... completely agreeable !

You have a wife?! I thought all anime fans were single.

@@isiah11 You’d be surprised.

Bruh

@@isiah11 He is impure we must shun the unclean.

i was looking for this 😂

Honestly, probably the funniest line Witty Entertainment has ever written.

@@ishtarhernandez8406 are you sure? they wrote a lot of funny things... ...a lot of witty and entertaining things.

@@ssjcrafter8842 Yes. And I consider this the wittiest and most entertaining thing they ever wrote.

That’s my fav too 🤣

Based on the fact his only response to her being asleep was a cat whisker drawing, he also was probably alarmed at this internally, and trying to figure out what to say, while the other part of his brain knew he was about to get yeeted

@@theendersmirk5851The reaction most men would have to accidentally groping a woman is “oh shit” so it’s also just pretty fitting.

Facts

......oh shit

ممكن اسم النمي

It's also better a shown character arc because SWE doesn't fuck around, and the normal anime cut out a lot of Kirito's characterization from the LN and made it seem more harem-y. But yes, SWE did a stellar job fixing Kirito.

And a little sad for the original show.

@@redsavagequeen Blame A-1 and Kawahara's inexperience.

@@beanother1an690 damn, was the LN actually better? 🤔

@@JadeJuno A lot better, although the earlier ones have that trademark early installment weirdness. Read Progressive, though, it's quite good and it gives an in-depth look at each floor of Aincrad.

I need no channel youtube! Well, DC comics did make it fun and heartwarming when two ex criminals moved in together (Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy) so anything is possible.

I need no channel youtube! Have you seen Mirai Nikki?

Technically a sociopath(kirito) and a psychopath (asuna)

+S T Literally the same word.

+James T Kirk They "literally" aren't. Considering they're made up of different letters and derive a different meaning and all.

Les Geeks du Parking funniest line ever

WildGaming123 I thought "SHIT YOU CAN SEE THAT?!?!" was the funniest line

sur·ren·der /səˈrendər/ noun 1. the action of surrendering. synonyms: capitulation, submission, yielding, succumbing, acquiescence, ... more verb 1. cease resistance to an enemy or opponent and submit to their authority: "over 140 rebels surrendered to the authorities" synonyms: capitulate, give in, give (oneself) up, give way, yield, ... moreantonyms: resist note:i'm not patronizing, i just put this down cuz the not knowing how to surrender joke

Soo funnnnnyyyy 😂

A quote from RWBY: Ironwood: If you were one of my men, I'd have you shot! Qrow: If I were one of your men I'd shoot mySELF. I really recommend you watch RWBY, it is actually what got me into anime in the first place.

Yeah, I love how much personality they added to them. Or everyone, for that matter. The Abridged is just fantastic, and the real SAO in my eyes.

@@raeyth_ Yeah, I made the mistake after watching a bunch of abridged to try and finish off Aliciazation after giving up on it during the interminable we're climbing the tower arc. I watched like three episodes but it was hard because it's just SO BORING!

​@@thomasfrazer8934 It, genuinely does get better, but that's up to you to decide.

I wish we saw more of Tiffany fighting. It occurred to me we never see Tiffany ever fight, and Balls we saw once. I wish they had more screen time.

@@Kishanth.J slightly before the final fight with Kiyba (or however you spell it) Tiffany swings his axe at that bone centipede thing.

Well, real life athletic ability transfers to the game

@@TechnoMinarchistBall ten bucks Klein was a gym bro in this reality but we never get to see his muscles after they escape because they were nearly surviving even though they were in a hospital

Klien feels like a real, normal person, thrusted into this world of virtual sociopaths

@@johnyreyes3567 For a parody taking all of the original characters and overhauling them I'd say turning "generic best friend" into "the only type-A dude" fits so well.

In fairness, the first thing Klein did upon entering the game was get an earful from one of the beta testers about how to kill a single thing, and then a longer earful that probably went over the in game crafting system while he created a long loredump for the mythil pebble of pigslaying.

i mean the way agil called after him after it really is just that

OtakuComet Who’s agil... wait did you mean Tiff?

@@christopherfleetwood5252 I think Agil is his actual name in the original. I've never watched the original so Idk.

KaiserVonPanzer lol I’m pretty sure that is his name but I only know him as Tiffany 😤

@@kaiservonpanzer213 you missed the joke

🤣🤣🤣

🤣😂

lol

You know, I literally just got that joke. Seeing all the text on the screen gives a new perspective.

LMAO

I don't really understand the reference, can someone explain to me a bit?

​@@jasperchannethy Flowers for Algernon is a short novel about a mentally disabled man named Charlie who volunteers for an experimental treatment that promises to increase his IQ and allow him to love a more normal life. The treatment was tested first on a mouse named Algernon, who shows intelligence far exceeding a normal white mouse and who eventually comes into Charlie's care. The story is told through the lens of Charlie's diary entries. The treatment works. As the story progresses, Charlie's spelling, grammar, and vocabulary improve, he gains social awareness and realises the "friends" he laughs with at the bakery where he works are laughing at him instead of with him, and so on. But the process continues unabated. Soon enough his IQ grows and blows past those of most of the people around him, leading to a sense of alienation and pride. And just as Charlie is at his brightest, proudest, and also most lost, everything starts to unravel. Algernon the mouse shows a sudden, unexpected, and precipitous decline in mental acuity, shocking the scientists involved, and eventually he reaches a poorer state than he started. Charlie's own mental soon starts to devolve as well, and with it once again the quality of his writing and narration decline. Finally, Algernon dies, and Charlie's last diary entry, and the last chapter of the book, ends with the line: "P.S. please if you get a chanse put some flowers on Algernons grave in the bak yard."

​been a hot while since I read it so take it with a grain of salt, but the general gist is that this dude wasn't so smart at the start, and when undergoing a science experiment that increased his intelligence by a large margin. Eventually though, he slowly began reverting to his original intelligence and he began having trouble understanding the things he wrote down in a journal when he was intelligent. Again though it's been *too* long since I read it so I'm very sure I got it wrong

@@jakeflacari3263 I see, thanks a lot man

@@jasperchannethy it’s a book about a mentally disabled guy who undergoes an experiment which makes him progressively reach a normal IQ and then surpass that. As he gets smarter, he notices all the things that used to bring him joy and happiness are nothing to him, and realises how badly society treated him when he was disabled

man..

Corvatz would have united the races and made a powerful army strong enough to mark its victories in the game’s lore forever

@@MichealFelk no wonder they killed him off they knew this would speedrun it and fix all of the problems in alfheim and so did Godfree

@@Deflamed_Sphere​​⁠seriously though, he’d be the perfect bard, he’s got this warm energy about him, you know? He’s doing it to raise people’s spirits.

Beny Verezub bro I legit read those words in sync with him saying them is that an omen

A good omen or a bad omen?

But we're willing to learn

The literal opposite energy of "Honor is dead. But I'll see what I can do."

Lol mine was the "well you guys don't need to look for your God anymore Because he's right here."

Delta Silver64 The Manga was better showing all the bosses and enemies she faced to open the menu

Blue Phoenix 101 Did you see that HUGE quest she did to open the menu?

o fuck ur rite

Andrew Li Now THAT is true character development

AND IT ONLY TOOK HER THREE YEARS!!!

At least he went went out on a high note.

I must point 👉 out During this battle Kirito was shown to be on a single slice of health! He damn near died! Any 1 ever wonder 🤔 the what if possiblity that would've occured if Kirito had died & not won?

​@@MarkEdwardRomshow ends

​@@MarkEdwardRomor he plot armors his way back

@@MarkEdwardRom Depends, does Klein still have that resurrection item that Kirito fought Santa to get?

Indeed

God, I’m lonely

And if you stop making his lunches, he's free to murder you. Ain't that right grimlock?

hence the anime otonari no tenshi

@@tissuenoob HELL YES

Tiffany: You disappoint me, man. Kirito: I disappoint myself.

Me too Kirito, me too-

No it’s more like “I stabbed it 13 times, and it died”

@Eric Smallwood Hits too close to home.😔

Far too often, Me: WTF ,Iv hit this thing square ,smack dab in the middle of the head about 6 times,!!!????" "Oh right, ...game ... even the ones that do there best to follow logic , Have no choice ,cause too easy , boring what have you!!?" " Actually that's a good thing' ...I'd be dead 12 times over!" Metal gear solid 3 anyone, love that game ,but digging a AK-47 bullet out Of half way through your brain with a Oversized combat knife???

IKR

Axl Low I love it

I bet we all do

The PTSD helps.

It actually makes him one of the most relatable characters in anime history, with x10 points for the fact that THIS IS NOT ACTUAL CANON.

Fuck is that another PTSD symptom? I love collecting those things like Pokemon cards

@@slayeryt637 his PTSD stems from seeing friends die in front of him. He hates people because it keeps him safe from being triggered when they are in danger or hurt.

@@Nebafyer_DandD my guy, I'm well aware of where PTSD comes from, at least he didn't have to deal with a puddle of blood like I did

@@slayeryt637 yeah, it was just a response to your comment. I'm sorry you have had a hard experience.

@@slayeryt637​​⁠​⁠Chill out man, the guy was just explaining the plot. No need to pop off, we’re all chilling here

It sounds like Abridged Krillin lol

to late

But Kirito has new coat now, he doesn't even need the old coat.

ChaoticChaosGames I know but it would still be hilarious.

+FraN_ nah

+Bring back The old comments but it looks sick af xD

+FraN_ I was thinking the same, that would be horribly funny tbh.

There's a difference between twin blades (which essentially operate as two-handed weapons that have a focus on speed instead of strength) and a dual skill that let's you weild two primary weapons with different stats

There is, but I highly doubt the original SAO thought about that. More likely is they just forgot how the story was supposed to go and messed up some detail nobody would notice

@@genevaconvention7576 Likely the animation team just got an order for "attacked by various people with different weapons" and just added it in there. Nobody noticed(or they were to crunched for time to restart) so it made it to the final product.

Sorry I couldn’t resist making that number 666

​@@genevaconvention7576tbf i never noticed too, i even tried going back to find it and struggled seeing it

he got caught

bro fucking told on himself XD

@@calebgamerfr😂

I get the reference!🤣

Lol

Me either

Facts

@@Cyberbreaker2004 we all do

I never think of it in that way. Kudos for you to remind it to us.

make you wonder how they live up to now with alter taste buds

@@garrettwilliams8273 in episode 14, when Kirito eats desert at the restaurant, he still thinks it tastes like shit. So he still can’t taste anything good.

@@alyx8815 also, in that same episode or the one after it, we learn that skills/abilities learned/acquired in SAO could possibly transfer to your real body meaning Asuna might actually be as good of a cook in the real world as she was in SAO

yeah sept thats not how it works ive had a $60 porterhouse steak and i can go back to ny strip and think they are both delicious even if one is massively less quality than the other.

I literally just realized this

Also the Jesus guy in the first floor boss fight becomes the laughing coffin guy

​@@skeletalspiders6697not to be confused with jesus the guy in the crowd during the planning session

@@e4ehco21 good point

​@@skeletalspiders6697 His name was Jeffrey iirc

"Will you put your sword away before dinner" "Shit you can see that? Oh wait-"

It’s almost like we all watched the same video

@@isaaclim3348 It's almost like we're sharing in our collective amusement of some select lines.

It’s almost like everyone is thinking the same thing

It’s almost like... we’re all the same person

Except asuna who’s first game was sao

@@xr3op595 Though she's still got her fair share of, hmm...gamer quirks? I'm just saying that our favorite blacksmith has some embers to attest to that.

@@smurfadoodlethewise4584 she's part of the racist,insane half of the gamers

@@smurfadoodlethewise4584 kirito is just part of the insane part

@@thecloaker5201 he’s part of the sadistic, I’m a god group.

And they are translated to so many languages

what’s the running joke?

​@fyiispy8014 They change between Klein and BallsDeep69 because of Kirito

That shirt part XD

And surprisingly, what abridged Kirito said about humanity was all true.

@DEN ER LILLA! news to me, i've yet to see otherwise. myself included, can't play favorites

@DEN ER LILLA! i don't necessarily disagree with you, but i never said humanity was a failure... i said we're all pieces of shit. i despise humans, but i won't ignore their accomplishments

@@jonathanblair5920 You two make the best duel I've seen in comment sections

@DEN ER LILLA! well, to be honest he isn't wrong

#BONERCONFIRMED

I was laughing so hard at that, gold 1 liner right there...

relatable though im thirteen

That's some high quality joke

That was probably the funniest joke in the whole video. And that’s saying a lot

That exchange is one of my favorites for this episode. And we all know she'll be domming him hard.

Also excellent foreshadowing of her home situation. She definitely heard this irl.

Kayaba 100% realized Kirito is the main character and helps him out with funny sound effects, he does clearly like Kirito the most based on the last few episodes.

@@bigpoggers6507 Could also be the Cardinal System, before it manifested as Yui doing it.

It’s also horrifying when you realize he watched asuna and kirito…. Do the deed

@@michaelshea4862 horrifying for him, haven’t you seen episode 16.5?

@@hvalryusson5540 Didn't the Abridged VAs for Kirito and Asuna do a reading of that?

Agreed. Sadly, only three of them have so far. (This, dbz, and yugioh.) not saying there aren't any other good series, just none as good as the source material.

+Twoswordsdrizzt Check out Hellsing Ultimate and Fate/Zero abridged series by the DBZ team. XD

+CJEJTHEDJ Evabridged

Omgitsgodzilla Another amazing one! =D

Death Note Abridged was pretty good too. Though I haven't watched it in awhile...

True friendship

Women ☕But really I laughed so hard at that :D

And the distance 15m new record text that pops up instead of immortal object makes this funnier than it needed to be

''He's just REALLY dedicated to the part"

Es la hostia

I want that item.

Where in the Music Used list did that come from?

Louis Duarte idk I just know it's from the bleach anime

I would like this but it has 69 likes

@@destructo-pizzatv2263 ah,a man of culture I see

@@slickgoku5093 ruined it lol

@@DatboiJonsey demon SPAWWWWNNNNNNN

@@slickgoku5093 Hehehehehehehe

Found a better job ❤

did not realise he's actually Alejandro Saab and a pretty decently big VA now

thats freaking awesome!

He’s also Schmitt.

xD lol

Saem

+Trunks Mirai where

+Trunks Mirai where

Dammit, you stole my idea!

I agree

Woefully agree

Burn the witch! ....ooops wrong abridged series

@@cunningsmile4166 Lol

Every single one of Tiff's lines is underrated.

Anime Trash and pokemon

Anime Trash and fairy tail

Anime Trash it is funny that you mention FMa. Cause they use a lot of FMA music in this show.

This is the official dub

SpikeTheWarHero then why doesn't Netflix play it automatically?

Well, that's the point: they can't die in a safe zone, but they can still be hurt, and she already stabbed him in the eye once before.

Native_Beats _2016 she could try and castrate him ( chop off his balls )

Native_Beats _2016 mean u can't die. not that it doesn't hurt. lol

Native_Beats _2016 It's Asuna...would you

Native_Beats _2016 she already destroyed Lizbeth shop, so he is afraid of her *Yandere* power.

Was Tiff watching Supernatural

I'm rewatching with captions on and man I missed so much details

Implications that Asuna is super natural & I'm inclined to agree.

Partnered with facebook gaming

Well that got dark...

John Hello lol

@R I'm getting Vietnam War flashbacks

I want to like this but its at 420 likes and theres like a rule against that i guess so accept this comment and enjoy your dankk memez bro

Ohohoh nooo

Yep

More like a tsundere but yeah

More like mix between Tsundere and Yandere

yeah but kirito is acting a bit like a tsundere as well as a jerk while asuna is a yandere, tsundere

O hai :3 You didnt have to be so rude, giving off an opinion is nothing to fuss about.

XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He is the legendary fuck because he is ballsdeep

69

obviously his a legendary fucker or fuckin pain in thhe ass

@@waynewu6290 ballsdeep69

it can be two things

Kinda sorta. They just take everything the original had an shove it in your face with obviously "see this thing we're doing very loudly" comedy. It works. The best part is just make the antagonist feel like a antagonist lol. All the other characters were just implanted tropes driven up to 10. Racist yet tsundere Asuna. Kirito being a extrovert in his trauma adding self deprecating humor while acting like a generic edgy meme lord. It's fault is it's soo blatant it loses subtly sometimes. But good enough to warrant praise. It definitely isn't a massive overhaul as people would make you think. Just taking the subtle stuff the og had an making it more obvious, but with comedy.

@@crowing3886 and adding some reality to the game by making it a buggy mess and making the characters not spew cringey edgy dialogue every ten seconds and adding actual characters to the characters

All hail the Sheeptar memes

All i have to add to this comment is... "Exclamation mark!"

Sometimes you have to burn it all down to make a snowman from the ashes.

It really is brilliant. This is my favorite episode. The characters feel more real than in the official anime, and I love their interactions.

My favorite part of the series as a whole is the background people. They are so funny and relatable

Kirito's rant in this is exactly how I feel about humanity. Its a write off.

@@cz1822 My favorite is the 10, but this one is in a close 2rd place tied with the episode 5.

you are a joke

Actually I love imagining this

@@sagedelphin9488 Anyways, you always hear sound effects in shows but no one ever reacts to them. The fact that everybody can hear them in this makes it all the more hilarious.

This line actually makes me imagine Kayaba as being him, as well as TFS Cell, and TFS Alucard rolled into one, due to both the fact that they all have Takahata 101 as their VA, and that they are all goofballs with short tempers and godlike powers. I can see both of the other two doing that, so clearly he gets type casted, but that isn't a bad thing, especially in this case.

He certainly did in episode 7 with Liz. "Were the sound effects really necessary, Kayaba?" *wah, wash, wash, waaah* "Well, fuck you too!"

He actually is. Remember how he only jumped in as guild leader because Kirito didn’t?

Gary.

@@maxrichards3881WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY

He shouldn't have did that.

I was looking for this xD

i knw right?

The plot twist is that when they get married, Asuna just wanted his damn coat all along.

+Unified_Kings Well, maybe--but it seems to obvious (also, Kirito has clearly traded his old sweet-ass coat for something even better, so Asuna can probably have Kirito's old coat unless he sold it or something).

I know right. This is everything good about SAO without any of the bad stuff.

+Simon The Digger you could say that about all abridges

Asuna on the abridge: " how do i eat you"

Lol

Can asuna open the menu in the anime

@@huskyland1259 yes

Cooking is a great healing skill in any mmo

Can I make this comment my spirit animal?

@Datu Kula who is agil

@@Kai_Mercer Tiffanys' name in the original SAO

The Chocolate Axe

Dude I honestly completely forgot that his canon name wasn’t Tiffany

And he is an asshole in this. Shows how weak his character was in the original

Meme_Hunter definitely.

That's a low bar to clear... But he's still a damn good character. In Abridged I mean.

Real character growth is powerful, even in a parody.

nobody speaks for Stoned Kirito

My new favorite line I will use on my friends or those who pretend to be mocked by me

@@candydude68a9 I'm gonna do that too...

F*** YOU AND DUEL ME!!!

I read this as soon as it happened

I was about to comment that, I'm surprised nobody else has in all this time, that truly is his trigger word

carlos castillo That was my first guess but the visual was confusing

In my opinion, the abridged does better at humanizing Kirito than the actual series.

@@saracen8441 Exactly, I thought he was angry because Asuna grew a heart and rushed to help Corvatz's guild.

Oh I thought he was gonna say "problem" but when he looked at Asuna's face he had to do it. He could've easily avoided the trigger word "fault". because I enjoy this series as a comedy for sao, I don't think about this or take it seriously (almost)

I saw it my first view through but even five re-watches through it's still funny. And honestly with how good they are with the editing and with me having not seen the original I have no clue what's their doing and what's part of the actual show 😅

Android 19 So do i

... True, but it gets really weird when these characters are like my biography, it become prudently clear in this episode, with Kiritos rant... and aggressive snarky psychopaths.. do i even need to list number of my exs that fit into that description? -.- I'm starting to get paranoid, these guys are spying on me to get inspiration for said parody..O.o

you forgot racist for Asuna lol

Um excuse Mr Pot? Mr Kettle called. He says your blaaaaaa.........ck

I just don't like how her character went from award to psychopathic with no warning or lead up. All of a sudden Tiffany was just scared of her.

Great👌

Lol

Jajjaaajja

"What?" "Uh, pretend I didn't say anything. " "..."

Actually he said "fuck" because the sword knock him away and interrupted him. (i don't mean to be an idiot, The whole purpose of the comment was to have you clarify whether or not it was a joke lol)

Dragon Master are you a robot?

Hi There I don't know.

Well, you would think his name helps explain where he got the title.

Adding a reply to this so you remember this video after 7 years.

Could you explain?

@@someonerandom5328 when I guy likes a girl there body can express it

@@possesedcake5422 Can we please not give this guy “the talk”

Took me rewatching it months later, so you did better than me.

And took Kirito 5 seconds to comply.

Kayaba had time to put that shit in but not for bugfixing. Fucking bethesda

Every single side character is memorable in this version

Si

Yea, Ive loved it. It has been hilarious, and with its nugget of fun stereotype. Literally the first time I notice the Spanish accent as well, an accent btw. Lol XD La leche. XD

@@Its_Boke Both, kindof, Im Spanish and manage quite well English. ¿Por?/Why?

Same XD

We all are

Well, the original series was trash so its not that difficult

@Ebosalumhen ODIGIE You know im right

El Admin first arc was aight

It's amazing that the record is only 15m, unless the records are specific to each floor or region. Or Asuna is just that good at yeeting another player.

@@seanpeacock4290 they have anti gravity physics

@@seanpeacock4290 I think it meant new *personal* record, not new record as in no ones ever thrown someone else farther before.

@@shriihanmukherjee6502 knowing SAOA Asuna, it may actually be a record for the game

I like the noise it makes when he accidentally cops that feel.

The first one always leave the deepest impact. See what I did there?

Jones Crimson But...knives aren't blunt trauma weapons...

EmblemBlade9 To quote a line from the Goerge Lopez sitcom: "You ever see what a butter knife can do with enough hate behind it?"

been there done that

you mister got me to piss my shit good job

I'm still trying to figure out if that was a Supernatural reference

@@mysteriousself1386 Not necessarily; putting salt lines down to keep the demons away has been a tradition in several cultures for centuries

I... just wanna know why he's scared of her?

@@sarim9531 racist

@@catman5136 Wait is she saying things that insensitive? (seriously don't know how bad her words are)

what part

15:51

Oh dang, that's sweet

After that battle, Kirito became the one worthy of such power

In the official anime, that was literally a continuity error born of a plain-old mistake. Abridged turned around and explained it. There's a reason people call this a genuinely better show than the original.

Mine is: Corvatz: Now men, group up AND HIT IT TILL IT DIES!

Mine is the speech about humanity

Ashton Ray I think that’s a different anime

@@gamingwithliam7617 14:20

Mine is the monolog about "WHY AM I STILL HERE?!"

This is a go-to quote with my fiance and myself. Also the "Take the worst possible thing you can imagine and multiply it by cancer" from an earlier episode.

@@Ratchild_ Never let her go.

Sean #551

@@Ratchild_ "Take the worst possible thing you can imagine and multiply it by cancer" Which ep was that from?

@@ZAH33D that's in episode 3

What BTFOL

+senzu raspori a new LMFAO......*sigh* Bust The Fuck Out Laughing....I hate internet

+Kyousey :: SJTE I thought BTFUL meant BeauTiFUL

Kitty Neko but it's BTFOL not BTFUL.... XD

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