"Satan Built the Pyramids" | Bizarre Current JW Teachings #3 

This is the best dry witted satire I've seen on the internetz all day *chef's kiss. Keep up the good work.

It's Sunday morning, and I feel like I just attended the Public Talk at a Bizzaro World Kingdom Hall

Just love your tongue in cheek delivery. Very clever

"Never give up, Never surrender" -I finally lost it when I when heard that Galaxy Quest quote

Rutherford certainly was determined to steer the movement away from Russell's teachings and remake it to his own preferences.

Very uplifting and faith strengthening talk, brother 😅😅

You are really good at this.... a really unique voice, much needed! Thanks for your presentation.

Another fine Public Talk brother. Very faith strengthening.

Philip this has to be one of your best videos. The great Pyramid of Giza is similar in some ways to the Great Audio Visual Center of Ramapo. All will be encouraged to come worship there as testimony to the accomplishments of man. A chance to worship the creation rather than the Creator.

Understandably, proper food provided at the right time as Jehovah has blessed us. Best presentation of Watchtower circular logic I've heard in some time. Thank you Brother. 😎🌞🤣🤣

Thank you so much.!! Vert wisely done to wake up the cult

Please would you send our love, when you return to your home congregation brother. 😆

A wonderful talk, brother Philip, very encouraging. It reminded me that even if we have committed a sin against the Organization, we can rejoice in the love, and undeserved kindness of our heavenly father, Jehovah, for In sufficient repentance we will find forgiveness from the elders at the proper time. ❤Brilliant. I am never going to play Poker with you. I would have dearly struggled to keep a straight face explaining how a well meaning witness couple has set out to harness the unrighteous riches of the Great Pyramid with a scheme to sustain themselves physically in the Pioneer ministry only to inadvertently invoke evil "principalities, and powers" by using this satanic tool of deception to make a living, which 100 years ago almost had become Satan's stumble stone to the Bible Students, when they still believed that Khufu's / Cheop's Pyramid was god's stone witness.

When I had doubts , I asked my friend , look in the past they belived in pyramids , What do U think about that ... Is the truth can come from smth like this?She had one short answer no 😂. She was JW like me... Many years ago my catholic grandfather yelled at me You came from freemasons. I didn't knew what IT was , and said U are not right.I think he was right ☹️.

Always interesting to listen to you! Thanks!

I’d be so honored if I got to take you and your family out for hospitality brother. What a great talk.

Great research. I learned something today.

Interesting how they show “ satans reasoning on the matter”

How do you keep a straight face discussing their nonsense? Excellent job!

Phil, Jason Breshears of Archaix channel goes deeply into this. You have opened up great insight to the pyramids. Thanks for your great work!

What an excellent video! You must have put a lot of time into the research and the writing. Thanks!

Philip the Evangelizer was scaring me until I read the description. 😆

Imagine if the disciples had radio! 😂 that’s great.

Thank you for helping me see how well thought out Russell’s teaching was 🤭

Such a great channel!

More videos please 🎉😊

I wouldn’t be surprised if sometime in the near future the Watchtower will “counsel” the couple on doing this “Bible-based” tour for a living. They seem to resent any seeming competition when it comes to use of the Bible to promote anything other than what the organisation is promoting as this can be seen as ‘going outside of the things that are written’ ,, according to Watchtower

@4:35 Wtower neglects to mention that Isaiah 19:18 is a failed prophecy: " In that day shall five cities of the land of Egypt speak the language of Canaan and swear to the LORD of Hosts " --- the Canaanite/ancient Hebrew language has never been spoken in Egypt, and has been extinct for 2600 years --- at no time was either the ancient Hebrew religion, nor Judaism itself, a major religion in Egypt outside of tiny refugee settlements. This is one of many false bible prophecy results on par with Isaiah 17:1 regarding the destruction of Damascus, and Ezekiel 29:10-11 that promised that Egypt would be a wasteland for 40 years ( disproven by uninterrupted meticulous records by Egyptian traders ) Of course, you'll never hear this admitted to in any Fundamentalist church or a kingdom hall.

Thank you Phil. You do so good!

What a heartless b 😤 Your comments are quite perceptive. How well i understood that i wasnt going to college since i was expected to tell my counselor that i was going into the preaching work. What a stooge i was then. I should've gone to college. Thanks for sharing this jaw dropping evil poem.

Fabulous satire!!😂😂😂😂😂

Very up building , constructive and well researched. Thanks a lot. May Jah continue to bless your effort.

Great video.

Excellent research, as always.

Excellent research!!

Excellent points!

Amazing, I can now empathize with how some Mormons have never heard the story of how Joseph Smith was inspired to write by looking in a bucket. Seems lots of religions have crazy people saying crazy things at some point.

Excellent talk!!

I don't know much about jw but I do speak fluent sarcasm

W56 9/15 "If there are facts about the Great Pyramid that cannot be explained solely on the basis of human wisdom, then in view of all the foregoing we have no alternative but to conclude that it must have been accomplished by means of demon power rather than by the active force of Jehovah God." They condemn themselves by saying this since they made up so many facts about the Pyramid that wasn't based on human wisdom. Thanks for the informative study into the JWs and pyramids. Their own Chariot goes in all directions.

They should have appointed you to Bethel, as one of the new GB members, brother Phil!!! You know the history more than all of them combined

As an Egyptologist, I concur: Satan DID build The Pyramids of Giza.

Charles T. Russell, spoke of the pyramid, like a freemason would have spoken of it : a monument built with divine wisdom, etc, and that perhaps, Melchisedek was it's builder, etc. Do we need more proofs that CT Russell was a freemason ?

Now it's devices and the interweb.

Many levels there are indeed.. We need to dig ever deeper ! There ARE things hidden beneath the surface We cannot see. The bigger picture And the STRATEGY. HOW God is gathering the nations has been a mystery to me But through reading scripture and meditation lve been enabled To arrive at a happy conclusion I've come to agree with the GB chosen direction Leaving shunned ones in a vulnerable position Because its parallel to the Red Sea situation Where the whole family was threatened Looking defenceless against Pharoahs Chariot army but the similarity does not end

Bloody Brilliant!

By Grabthar's Hammer!, Great video!

You are my favorite ❤

Well hellooooooooo Phil!

I was scratching my head but enjoying 😉.

The MINISTRY OF TRUTH insures that DOUBLETHINK, which is defined as "the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them" is enforced in society. The successful enforcement of DOUBLETHINK which is a manipulation of the mind results in a culture in which persons do not say the opposite of what they think but think the opposite of what is true. There are many MINISTRIES OF TRUTH today and millions of people are demonstrating that they have been manipulated by them. The re defining of the following words are proof of this movement. Man Woman Boy Girl Inflation: now means rising prices and not an increasing of money supply as described in pre 1970 dictionaries Generation: now means contemporaries Crime: in regards to CSA not be labeled as such by JW.BORG and occurs nowhere in their total body of published material. Sin: must be proven by 2 witnesses and the only word allowed in regards to CSA

Thanks!

it should be pointed out that few years before Russel Joseph Smith could start an impressive religion based on the idea that a bunch of Israelites travelled in transoceanic submarines to America to start a continental high culture several years before Jesus popped up and that Quakers lived on Mars. those were wild days and people believed some really crazy shit. plus people today still believe in the prophetic power of said prophets 😂

Hi please tell me where to find this magazine. What year and month?

Wow! J'apprends qqch. aujourd'hui... l'embaumement... j'avais aucune idee de ca!? Est-ce recent ou 🤔 pas? J'ai donne ma demission en 1985/ 17 ans/ quelques mois apres mon bapteme... LOL 😆

CTR 2nd president of WT.

Bravo 👏

Hi we have a new living transaction, it's CALLED, THE ONE YEAR BIBLE it's arranged in 365 daily reading, sure makes it easy to read in the year, Thanks very much for all the information that's such a great help to ALL Chow ***...

I heard the pyramids were built with extraterrestrials help. Theres pyramids on mars too. Who build them.

Who is the they @ rev 16:13&14 ??

So it was Satan that gave them the old light about the altar to Jehovah at Egypt.

I'm finding it difficult to understand if you are in support of JWs or against ???

IF anyone believe in the bible, revelation 2:13 tell us where the throne of Satan is. It's geneva switzerland, the location of C.E.R.N.

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genius research. i don't have any issue with the pyramid its a fascinating monument and there for a reason.

Never give up! Never surrender! 🤣 I bet there was an international convention near the pyramids in 1978 or 1979. That's why they have those lighthearted visit this! type articles.

Are they still obsessed with pyramids? Why are they so obsessed with the pyramids in Egypt?

How about Egypt signifying modern day U.S.A and the altar in the middle is Watchtower? Regardless of Watchtower's sins they are the only representatives of His Name. Like Israel and Judah they also have let Him down.

😮 I don't recall reading anywhere in the bible of Jehovah being named the great shepherd, is that not Jesus?

This basically shows what we all suspect, that they are just *very* good at making stuff up with limited numbers/correlations/coincidents. More sand to blow on shore me thinks.

Wait a minute.. but The Great Pyramid is Jehovah's Witness!! A prophetic time capsule!! See Child of the East 7th Angel sounded - a book by Dr Leland Jensen (the Jesus High Preist of Baha'i!! Available just recently!! 🤩🤩

Great title but difficult listening. Maybe worth breaking it into a series next time?

Did Joseph Smith , the jehovists and Rutherford exchanged tips ? 😂

I read the Dawn Bible Society book on the pyramids and this teaching doesn't fit the original revelation on the subject

Lets say this is all truthful. Does it change the fact that we have a creator? And what what say you of the times we are in currently. These men have proven to be in many ways disappointing. But does it change prophecy? If anything it supports it. No one is above corruption, not even GB. But does any of this disprove the Bible?

as a good and faithfull slave of satan, i approve

This was hilarious

Shhh.. There's a pattern. Moses was criticised for his Egyptian heritage..

26:30 Subtle joke there. (All lawyers are liars.) "Corroboration would be superfluous and is unnecessary" is not just false, its literally the opposite of truth. Take the same statement and reverse it and then it becomes true. Rather than just having a mistake somewhere.

Do you have permission from the elders to post this video you are thinking on your own which is dangerous and is independent thinking like Eve

Moses lead Israelites to the promised land = 40 years... First watchtower till 1919 = 40 years. Both Moses and Russel were steeped in Egyptian understanding. Moses died before the promised land and Russel was probably the last man to “fall asleep in death.” Meaning he missed being raised in the “blink of an eye.”

Adoraron astros, estrellas y el ejército de los cielos y la criatura antes que al creador. Se mezclaron y cruzaron los límites establecidos, no respetando las enseñanzas de los antepasados.

#hashtagthisthewatchtowersocietywasstartedbya33degreefremasonisamemberoftheUN1914wasfalse1941wasfalse1975wasfalsecsacoverupisrealjwisacult

Come on...2 more thumbs up for 500

the problem in Egypt is that while the educational system is pretty good the economy isn't so they'll maybe have few options to work in their jobs. plus i recently learned from some ex jws from asia that although believing the attractiveness of social mobility is too great and that even the elders there don't really enforce the ban on higher education because they understand how important it is

Excellent talk, Brother! I'm so glad they purged those EVIL slaves!!! 😜 I can see you are a seasoned and Edumacated brother!

wow! ti dont think they can no longer accuse you being an apostate after hearing this??!! lol bro. phil i didnt know you were a PIMI?! haha

Satan? God? The Divine Plan?

Tell why JWs show little to nothing for Jesus Christ. He’s the only mediator between man and God. It’s him judges us in the end. Yes his father is greater but he is our installed King and savior.

Ahh ! This contaminated food again ! Cringe

We simply must have more pyramid's in pair o dice , , . . fast , chargers , for our electric chariots and robotic horses , dog houses , sugar bowls , and hats , ( its been done ) . Rubic cubes , umbrellas . Macdonald's restaurants . milk cartons .,shoes . . . . this posting is so stupid , I don't want to finish the joke .

Continúen haciendo el bien, pero solamente qué no continúen pronunciando nombres pensando que es DIOS

Geez!! Speak of reaching

No comments? I’m not seeing any..

Jesus, Moses, Abraham and the Israelites ALL came out of Egypt. Moses was taught in all the way of the Egyptians, which would include magic and freemasonry. Yet Jehovah’s people came me from Moses leadership. Russel by the same token came from Egypt. Hence both came from Egypt but non saw the promised land in their lives. Both the Israelites and JWs came from Egypt both refined there beliefs in time.

Did you have a stroke?.....what happened?