Schlatt Ranks Your SATISFYING TikToks 

Who’s Schlatt? Never heard of the guy before. Schlagg must be REALLY nice.

Very wholesome :3

Very nice Person

@Zatsu r/woooosh

@mcgradyboat673 as op stated, "schlatt" is an small youtube "creator"

He owns them all. A true capitalist.

jachlatt

jshat

j

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He had to get in character, so he needed to recreate what Schlatt did back in ‘99.

Goo Goo Ga Ga

Horse? With a water spout? Why?

Me when ur mom

Probably all of the above

@@ApolloTheProtoYou stole my name >:(

oh shit ya’ll got beef

@@DeanwoodBand ok

@@DeanwoodBand lol

probably my favorite ever.

i need the link

Yea

@@gninja9274 m.ru-vid.comcD45WqqAkts found it

@@gninja9274 ru-vid.comG-f7KGYoUEM here you go

thats literally buble wrap what kind of psycho dont like bubble wrap

@@LoutreSaphiran unstable one

i think your talking about 12:55

I think just about everyone has a bubble wrap fetish.

My grandma getting every single bone in her body broken after I push her down the stairs

NAHHHH NOT MR. HANDS, DON’T REMIND ME OF THAT PLEASE

@@ForzaMonkey you mean the Eumenclaw Horse Sex case, from Eumenclaw, Washington state involving a Boeing engineer?

@@TheRealTerranMarine NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dies*

@@ForzaMonkey Enumclaue, Washington 2005. A Boeing Engineer...

@@ForzaMonkey The Enumclaw horse sex case was a series of incidents in 2005 involving Kenneth D. Pinyan,[2][3] an engineer who worked for Boeing and resided in Gig Harbor, Washington; James Michael Tait, a truck driver; and other unidentified men. Pinyan and Tait filmed and distributed zoophilic pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion under the alias "Mr. Hands".[4][5] After engaging in this activity on multiple occasions over an unknown span of time, Pinyan received fatal internal injuries in one such incident. The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005.[6][7] Pinyan's death rapidly prompted the enactment of a bill by the Washington State Legislature that prohibits both sex with animals and the videotaping of such an act. Under current Washington law, bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison.[8]

Learned about these from SVU last night-Dutch Tears

Prince Rupperts drop vest with tails being on the inside

That was way cooler than what schlong gave it credit for

@Negativefg fall on the ground and they all simultaneously explode

@@Kevin-um1nq the same principle is used in modern phone glass! They also use super strong sapphires as well

"Is it gonna swallow all of it?" 💀

Susan is stepping down as CEO Big “Schlatt” Guy IV is the perfect choice for the next one

If only

In a video, he literally said that exactly thing

All of us are channels owned by schlatt

@@fooooshwe are one

Hahahaha! I literally went "Nice orgasm, Schlatt," right as he was done XD

I was thinking the same thing

11:50

??? EXPLAIN PLEASE ???

He is talking about the oozing out of a hole. Popping bubble rap is not oozing out of a hole or anything related to (You know).

It’s the type of guy that if he doesn’t finish a lollipop he puts it back and saves it for tomorrow

Kinda guy to wash his hands before he showers

on god

Bruh

Don't forget the women and children...

@@rheaforeman3798 you can't forget about that

@@blakeflake No... You can't.

here before someone ruins 69 likes

@@J-Crash what if i liked the comment and made it 70

@@J-Crash its too late now

he does

can you blame him???

@@DrTrayCreeperyes

@@DixieNormous985 no

@@DrTrayCreeper no

​@@DrTrayCreeperyes

No

?

No it's yes

​@@Tanystropheus10do you know what a joke is

"Get all! "

channel name should be Schlitt tok

Nice pfp

Hello

That’s fine

one for each body

he unloaded the car out of his closet dude

The other car is in his closet

Me too

??? Forgive him for what

I agree

This comment showed up right as schlatt said “Why are they putting a Toblerone under the crusher why do you think this would be a good one” that got me laughing for quite a while

Fr

Yes

Just charge it there lol

Now we just need to make one without a tail

@@iamthinking2252_ bedrock

wait no barrier

@@iamthinking2252_ already exists, its called tempered glass

You can melt the tail off to trim it down and make it less fragile

I was gonna say the same thing, it looked like an older fastback from the rear definitly not scrap

Yesssss

I think his name was schlɐtʈ or maybe it was ʃchlaɠ... Idk something like that

Ślag

@@diatarachi I’m pretty sure that Ted guy is his friend. Idk

Ted Šlivison

tom schott

“Oh MY GoD”😵‍💫💅

@@ZairaDumplingIKR, he saw a shirtless man and hate to take the gayshlatt outs the closet

Who is the guy in the vid?!?

Aw, that’s cute

such a happy ending :>

yea that was me sry

Good

My dad did the same, a month later, said that minecraft was a shitty game without justification nor was he joking , the local gaming community put at 100 000$ bounty for him

my humor is so broken that i laughed at htis comment

Better than SSSniperwolf.

​@@chefnoob124Probably bc jambo is actually cute

@@Mightydinos23 amen

You mean prince Rupert?

a serial killer would do

Definitely

An orshlasm

please no.

yeah I feel the same, you don't get the same energy as when that guy ate the wasp nest anymore

Good for you?

@@RottenK1tty wasn't a dig, just genuine feedback

With context from a new chuckle sandwich podcast, he’s been trying to verify it’s his channel for a while, and he’s not been getting Adsense for it

@@RottenK1tty redditor energy

Oh I get it because on September 11 2001 a terrorist group flew a plane into the twin towers in New York City killing over 2000 people. It was a national tragedy just like dragons invading Dave and busters and sent the nation into a crisis. Also it has been proven time and time that jshat hates the jokes about the tragedy. Your joke is very humorous and I thank you for making it, even though it may offend many people.

💀 Literally the people in nine eleven

We have one of those at ours as well

Stop being horny

bro

@@jstar3382hes down bad

"and then he waddled away, waddle, waddle,"

Till the very next day

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum!

“Got any grapes?”

ikr

Poor Jolteon

I'm scared to know the first worst