Scooter People Are a Menace to Society 

firefighter: *catches on fire* firefighter: *throws fire at a bystander* *_you have become the very thing you swore to destroy_*

Dude accidentally picked up a Super Mario Bros flower and blasted those fools.

I came across a crazy scooter lady in Walmart. She came around the corner in my direction, so I moved my cart out of her way, so she could get by. She started yelling, “I’m not trying to steal anything from you. I don’t have to steal from you. I’ve got my own money.” Then we stared at each other for around 15 seconds and she drove past me. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I was cry laughing when dude set the reporter on fire. L M F A O

Fireman throwing the fire made my day thank you

I was enjoying this video about scooter bois. But everything changed when the fire nation attacked...

The guy on fire said if I'm going to burn im taking some people with me!

That fire clip gave me the best laugh I’ve had in a long time

Scooter people are acting a little too bold. Chill before you get tipped over 😤

The clip of the fireman setting himself and the audience on fire is just as good as the clip of the old guy sitting on his balls... 10/10

No one: Firefighters on fire: " I'm gonna do a pro-gamer move."

Theres this guy in my neighborhood who rides his scooter all the way to the grocery store every day and back to get his wife flowers and when they need them, groceries. I love him hes so precious.

The one where the scooter woman slammed into the one coming out the door. There was a 10ft. wide walkway there. Why was she so close to the doors?

Godamn i havent laughed that hard in a min when homeboy threw that fire!

Lol Ethan and Hila are 1000% sleep deprived and I’ve totally been at this state so many times when my child was young so I can’t stop grinning about this lol

Oliver Tree is shaking his head rn

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can someone introduce this podcast to mobility mary. It would be so perfect.

Video should be titled: Scooter people *AND FIREMEN* are a menace to society

yo I was at Value Village the other day and this old guy on a scooter rammed into the glass door bc it wasnt opening. smashed it and just rolled out....

The fire part nearly killed me cuz I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe xD

Firefighter video had me laughing so hard I was crying. One of my all time favorite videos it’s absolutely hilarious

6:35 the curb is like 15 feet away, she had all that room to ride her scooter but chose right on top of doors to ride.

I’m from Los Angeles, these new Lime and Bird electrical scooters are EVERYWHERE, I be trippin in traffic 🤦🏾‍♂️

Dammit I saw the title and thought they were reacting to videos of mobility mary. They gotta watch those

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Mr Krabs sold spongbob soul for 62 cents

These people are totally convinced that having a mobility scooter is the solution to all of life's problems. Need to get up a hill? Done. Using a skateboard ramp as a shortcut? Totally doable. Blocking the truck of a person you hate? Great idea! Putting out a hula hoop on fire? Time to be a hero!

I'm watching this for the first time and I can't believe that Ethan almost skipped the Turkish firefighter clip because it was "too short." That clip is legendary.

"but then.. but then, he's got, like, a cup of fire.." 😂🤣

3:00 "Cavemen discovering fire for the first time (Colorized)" - 400,000 B.C.

Did South Park predict the future with scooter people?🤔

That dude was embarrassed so he took it out on them and threw fire at em

That “fireman” actually had me crying laughing! Thank you for that blessed clip

That dude in the scooter on the first clip was honestly a damn genius.

Long ago the 4 nations lived together in harmony. Then... Everything changed when fireman attacked 🔥

3:06 “I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter You're a firestarter, twisted firestarter”

The fireman clip is one of the best things I've ever seen. I'm crying

My uncle used to ride his little scooter up and down the hill from town and fully believed it was legal and safe to do so😂

Ethan lookin like a dough boy bro got the SchoolboyQ outfit on straight drippin swagger .

The Fire "Safety" bit of this episode may be the funniest thing ever filmed. I haven't laughed that hard in many years.

That fire fighter video KILLED me, I haven’t laughed this hard in so long idk why😂😂

0:40 when she says she's home alone

“I don’t want hear any logic or any rational thought” -Ethan Klein 2019

That one clip with the fire fighter brings the whole " baptized by fire" to a whole new level

This fire safety demonstration is the best. I've watched it like 10 times and I just lose it every time.

Bring me pictures of SCOOTER PEOPLE!

The firefighter understands the concept of job security, his execution not so great.

The term “Scooter People” cracks me up every time

I cried laughing at the fireman 😂😂😂. That was so beautiful!

Ethan's needs to react to mobility mary vids!

You guys should have a segment for Theodore. Where you give advice for when he is older. You can say something you learned that week o some words of guidance. I would love to see that. So in the future Theodore can watch a compilation of Theodore's Advice of the week

Ethan mate the cup of fire cracked me up so much actually crying hahah 😂😂😂

This Podcast has become one of my favorites. I haven't really heard of H3 until recently but I'm glad I found it. You guys are hilarious.

You had a crazy scooter segment and didnt include Mobility Mary?? Please for the love of god react to the compilation video on stream, shes next level.

Mobility scooters are depressing. If I ever had to drive one I would honestly drive it off a cliff:

I literally laughed out loud at this video 😂 Almost died when the fireman came on

8:34 "get out" was gold

Oliver tree is livid right now.

That first video happened in my city! Belleville Ontario Canada

The fireman throwing a cup of fire and the guy running in panic circles is the hardest I've laughed in a long time.

That clip of the firefighters and him throwing the fire had me crying 😭😭😭

My friend and I were at the state fair and this scooter guy just ran him over and keep going when he was stuck on him

search for MOBILITY MARY if u want more scooter hijinx

That Fire Fighter demonstration was lit 🔥

Love these short snippet podcasts from H3 👍

I haven't been keeping up with the podcast. But that hat Ethan is wearing has to be a meme right?

scooters are more popular than motorcycles

Genuinely laughed out loud to myself this might be the best video I've ever seen

The "NO NO IT'S OK" had me dead.

Why are there no Mobility Mary clips?

Iv had the worst day in my whole life Iv been crying hating my life wanting to die.. after watching just this clip.. I started crying laughing instead of being sad and I just wanted to thank you cuz I was really depressed and I’m so tired of feeling sad and your videos really are like the only thing that really truthfully make me laugh and feel happy anymore. I love you guys.. I’m 27 btw... and I really don’t like feeling depressed literally all the time now.. Iv been in my room for 5 days basically haven’t left really besides for just basic stuff... when I say thank I really mean thank you.. cuz I seriously barely feel happy unless I watch your videos

🎶 “Be cool about fire safety.” 🎶

i swear on my life i can come back to this on any shitty day and get a crying laugh out of it thank you so much

Rlly did Oliver tree like that

Scooter-Man to the rescue! 🛵🛵🛵😂

I’d just like to say that being high at 6am and watching the series of Ethan scooter people videos are straight up giving me life. Thank you. You’re doing god’s work. Fire cup. I can’t. Stop it. 😹

That fireman clip. It’s all I need. No matter how pissed off I am. It fixes everything.

scooter dude is like LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!!

Bro, why you hatin on Oliver Tree...I thought you were friends

Thank you for acknowledging this problem. I can hear the whine of the grinding gears and the incessant beeping of the backing up as I type...

I was almost unconscious from laughing so hard at that firefighter clip. Fucking brilliant 😆😆😆

Today's fact: The DNA in a person's body, when uncoiled, can stretch from Pluto to the Sun and back.

so you calling my unable to walk stroke victim grandfather a menace to society?

I’m really lovin these scooter mayhem videos

Been binge watching your videos about scooter people and love it.

Oliver tree entered the chat

thank good it’s this scooter and he’s not talking about my belovid Pro-Skating! 👍🏼😂🥴

That scooter freak putting out the 🔥 is Soooooo Drunk. 🤣

Gotta say that Ethan seems to be so much more joyous since he’s had his kid. It’s great to see. Papa bless.

Am I the only one noticing that Ethan is now dressing like a 3 year old boy...? Is it supposed to be a meme or something?

That video of the dude throwing fire made me laugh harder than I ever have before!!!!😂😂😂😂

I literally Never have laugh so much at a 10min clip from RU-vid like that . So funny!

Hila’s laugh at the fireman part brings me joy 🥺

4:20 And it's at that moment that I almost choked to death on my glass of water out of laughter. 😂🤣

he throws that cup of fire like "I'm not going down alone!" lol

That fireman was clutch af.

🚒Fireman tossing 🔥was hilarious, literally 😂

I swear y’all’s laughter makes ma day.

Fireman throwing the fire made my day. THANK YOU😁😎

The bane of retail workers everywhere. The amount of times shelves have been knocked down and/or broken by these people ramming into them haha

Ethan and hila laughing about the fire cup made me laugh out loud omg 😂😂😂