Scooter People Are Out of Control 

Scooter people don’t have natural predators except for stairs

My wife had a foot surgery once, and temporarily became a "scooter person". Scariest time of my life.

Everybody's gangsta until you're on the same road as the scooter men

Lol.. Ethan needs to get a scooter and do one of his old school videos ,that would be priceless and full circle of life content ,its destiny M8

Scooters give people the confidence they have in cars but with the vulnerability of a regular human

Scooter people are out of control, especially when they have 200 shirts on.

My pacifist cousin got on a scooter once. Long story short, he's no longer a pacifist.

I fully believe scooter people are actually AI created by the converment to cause chaos.

I was in Walmart a couple of days ago... saw a scooter guy... strapped with a handgun. Fair warning to everyone... they are arming themselves. The end times scoot ever closer.

These Scoooter Chronicles are becoming my favorite thing.

Anybody catch that emergency services guy: "Whatta need buddy?" @6:00 - my kinda emergency response.

i like when the Australians say : your a f-ing Deek hed mate!😂

I’ll never get over Ethan’s serious scooter phase.

12:05 I can't believe they aren't mentioning the fact that she permanently bent the toll gate 😂💀

9:45 me when my mom accidentally whips herself with the belt while she’s trying to hit me

Whenever I feel sad all I have to do is think of Ethan laughing while that scooter lady attempts decapitation

There's nobody providing checks and balances for scooter people.

You should come to Parksville Canada. Scooters everywhere! The oldest average population in Canada by nearly 20 years! There is scooter parking outside of stores 😆

Ethan: scooter people are crazy! Also Ethan: Rides scooter while wearing 200 shirts

"He exposes the shaft" "and you're like WOAH"

9:45.... that laugh feeds my soul.. it’s so indulgent 😂😂😂⭐️

“And she’s out of there just as fast as she came in” LMAOOOO

There’s literally no FUCKING way my favourite podcast in the whole world just showed the exact same Australian freeway and the exact same spot where I blackout drunk took a piss stop at 4am once 💀💀 I’m fucking screaminggg

One time i saw a lady on a mobility scooter try to go up an escallator, she tipped over and screamed. It was pretty funny

Scooters were created by Florida to create more Florida people. Edit: Thank you for the likes and gold.

*I'm getting to the first floor one way or another*

My grandma once got on one at target and just started hiting things

This scooter fascination segment, is hands down the best you've done.

This is now a scooter channel, and i dont mind

Was anybody else thinking "This guy definitely has dementia," with the freeway Australian?

The scooter girl at 10:40 looked like the girl from happy wheels

No handicap rights >Upgrade Handicap god mode on >Go back

Once you sit on the scooter, you become one with the scooter

We kings choose to sit all day on our robothrones😤 bow to me

*shows scooter lady driving at a slow pace in a straight line* Ethan: "She's already out of control."

I work at a campground and there is a man staying there that insists he needs his scooter to make his way around. The other day I walked outside our office and this man was popping a damn wheelie. I stopped him and said he couldn’t do that because it was a liability issue. He explained to me that he had someone install extra wheels on the back because he kept flipping. How you are immobile but able to pop wheelies with ease and live with the consequences of flipping on your back are beyond me.

When RU-vid puts an ad for scooters on the video bashing them 😂😂

They need to watch the South park episode where Cartman gets super fat and starts driving round a mobility scooter like these people.

10:15 Doctor- what has your diet consisted of within the last week? Scooter Lady- A pArKiNg PoLe

I didn’t know I needed this but this is the funniest shit

9:43 honestly I know dudes that are 180+ pounds get knocked out in fights but damn this grandma took a solid material to the neck while going 18 mph

Guy with a mobility scooter: exists* Ethan: He is too dangerous to be kept alive!

“That’s my favorite outfit for an old guy: brown leather jacket, and adidas track pants” 😄

TV Man needs to surround a Scooter person with TVs

Someone should send a clip from when Ethan was riding a scooter from the 'wearing 100/200 t-shirts'

"oh the world is in my way" 😂

I have a story of when i was working at a grocery store and i was tasked with helping an elderly woman who was using one of the grocery store scooters. My guess was that she was around 90 years old and she was obviously struggling with her ripe age. She could barely walk on her own and her speech was heavily impared. I helped her get and pay for her groceries and i offered to help her with getting to her car and she made a weird murmur sound which i took as a yes and began following her out of the store. In the front of the store we had wine cases stacked 3 boxes high as a display for the discounted wine. But as we leave she does a wide turn around one of the stacks and the back of the scooter clipped one of the boxes. She seemed to not notice because she just kept driving, tipping over all of the cases of wine and crashing them onto the floor. It was a huge mess because pretty much every bottle broke (id guess around 50 bottles). She then looked behind her and saw the mess that she had made and immediately started saying "i will pay i will pay" over and over again. At that point everyone in the store rushed up to the front to see what had happened. It was so sad. Prolly the biggest face palm moment for everyone in the store.

For some reason, I'm loving this scooter madness content lol

Worried about A.I. Taking over? Well the scooter people are the real threat that we need to take care of.

I once saw an old guy on a scooter going full speed onto the tip of a dock, thankfully a bunch of guys managed to stop him at the tip haha.

“You’re on my wife mate” “”Fuck off” 😂😂😂😂😂

"Scooter madness" 😂😂

I hope these scooter updates never end, Papa Bless

i can imagine Ethan on scooter slowly going through the streets with a huge vape cloud behind him.. i would really love to see that xDD

I love your scooter segments, they make me laugh so hard. Thanks for digging for the best clips to showcase for us.

The pure enjoyment Ethan gets out of these scooter videos makes them 1000% better. Definitely my new favourite segment on the podcast. 😂

YES more scooter content!!!!!

If Ethan gets a scooters he may never come back. No one should possess such power.

I know this is old but my grandma recently got stuck in a hallway while her mobility scooter flipped out and span her in circles for ten minutes before someone came to rescue her and it was the funniest shit ive ever seen ( she wasnt hurt at all)

9:08 the way Ethan screams that is so gold

Scooter People: I am inevitable Obstacles: and i am Kanye West

The freeway one--there's like a hug shoulder! Why's he in the road?!

As an Australian ethans impersonation is gold

I can’t with the lady hitting the gate 😂😂😂😂

I want a mobility scooter... *that you can vape out of*

If Ethan gets a scooter or rents one, he needs to make a main channel video of "a day in the life of a scooter person" and really enter that cursed mindset

“Keep it rolling baby”😂

ethan talking about us aussies is priceless i love it

i was hoping for more videos, sounded like he had them stacked up. we cant get enough scooter people!

There’s one dislike from an angry scooterer

Ethans Australian impression made my day

Loving this Scooter Saga

I'm a simple man, I see more Scooter madness and I click

you missed it, but the scooter face smack toll booth lady , well her hair fell off at the very very end.

the scooter guy that fell down the elevator shaft... PRICELESS!

10:00 she broke that pole to 😭🤣🤣

Imagine looking out you window to se a dude in a mobility scooter on the freeway🤦‍♂️😂

The australian saying Fook off m8 is just beautiful everytime. The meme is g8, I r8 it 8/8, cheers m8.

WARNING: No matter how alluring Scooter Power® is, DO NOT steal a motorized shopping cart from Target and ride it up a mountain. Shit’s a felony.

Had to find the scooter man ramming his scooter through an elevator door after that INSANE story and Ethan told it literally EXACTLY as it happened XD

Funny story me and on of my friends where walking out of a monster jam thing in our local hockey arena when I was younger and as we where walking to the car with my parents and their parents a scooter person comes flying down the side walk looked old enough to be a grandma but definitely didn’t have any walking disability so me and my friends came up with the very fitting name and was dubbed the “Runway Grandma” The End

Do scooter races now 😂 love y'all Ethan & Hila for president 2019

I remember when I was younger I did a paper round and this one time we had a newspaper delivery that had just arrived and this scooter maniac just drove through the pile of newspapers and kept on going off into the sunset. Funniest shit i've seen in ages.

Scooter Naysh “You never slow down”

Why did I get sudden flashbacks of when Ethan compared his fat belly to hila’s pregnant belly

If you're looking for the video Ethan described first, search "Elevator Eats Suicidal Korean Wheelchair Man" on YT.

These scooter videos are just too good. I hope they never end.

This is by FAR one of my favorite new segments! Scooter people are a special kind of species.

You should make a video of you destroying everything in sight on your scooter

Not realizing I had the video in fullscreen, I tried to click the youtube notification. I realized I'm a 2 brain cell human when the video paused.

haha yes!! the guy that was on the Monash Freeway in Australia lives in my street, the dude uses the road even when he can use the side walk. He is a complete badass with no regard

I would love to see a classic h3h3 style video of Ethan scooting!!

Obama: your on the freeway mate?! Scooter person: ye? FkAwF!

Starting to think scooter people do have super powers because she Litterally bent that metal post with her face.

I FUCKING LOVE THESE SCOOTER VIDS!!!! lmao please keep doing these video

“Exposing the shaft” lmao

if you love australian, watch big lez show and mike nolan show... best cartoon on the internet, made by 2 guys in MS paint

Does anybody have the link to the vid Ethan talks about in the beggining?

My grandma crashed into the bath section with hers over at cvs just week lmao. She said she realized that she was going too fast too late and she couldn’t do anything but take it 😂

You just can’t comprehend the sudden burst of unbelievable power that comes with sitting on a mobile throne...