Scorched Earth Tactics in Age of Wonders: Planetfall 

The Austrians cant save you now

Don't worry Vale. They can't accuse you if the representative disappears! *Aims Flamethrower with malicious intent*

It’s treason then.

Excuse me? We want to have a word *with you* now.

They can’t hurt you if the gauge ceased existence

That's more like the last thing he will ever do

You dont have to follow the Geneva convention if there is no Geneva.

lmao no way, how on earth could I function if I followed it

@@Valefisk Agreed, especially considering that the game isn't set *on* Earth at all.

Are you going to actually garrison your bases?

Russians

Imperium of Man on a Good Day

Best Korea?

Космический Кисик, The fire nation?

URRRAAA

C: The Winners

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Don't Exist: you just triggered my PTSD, thanks

@@jrmorrow2 You're welcome. lol

Don't Exist NO... NOT AGAIN.

We did it Patrick! We saved the city!

Welcome, to Warhammer 40K

I am glad to see a 40k joke and also Death to the imperium

@@darkposidon5464 GLORY TO THE EMPIRE, PUEGE THE XENOS

Is valefisk related to the mother of dragons?

WITNESS!!!

*I SHALL RIDE ETERNAL! SHINY AND CHROME!!!!*

Dwarfs make the best spies, they can fit in small spaces

Daddy Underminer pwease burn me with your big long Flammenwerfer

Underdaddy

@@supernerdbiscuit7489 What are you doing, step-underdaddy?

ensemble studios would like to have a chat with you

Them and Creative Assembly are by far the best companies who make strategy games.

90% of my steam library is paradox games

@@Poffean That's because you spent all your money on Paradox DLCs, which is exactly what I did.

​@@Poffean ​ @Nope Nope Eh, I own a lot of other games, so I can't say that. But, I do have most Paradox games. I just couldn't bring myself to purchase the DLC for all of them... Too expensive. I have most of the DLC for Stellaris, though. I kinda view their DLC as a subscription, cause it feels that way (at least it did for Stellaris and Europa). You pay for new content every couple months--if it looks good and I'm still playing the game and having fun, I'll buy it. Otherwise, I just pass. The problem is that, then you feel like you're missing something from the game, because the game has been balanced around the new DLC. AoW 3 didn't have tons of DLC and I still play that from time to time and really enjoy myself. While I enjoy new updates like in Stellaris, it just gets pretty expensive after a while at their price point and I end up just not playing anymore if I don't feel it's worth it for the DLC, That being said, I think I've probably spent a couple hundred on Stellaris DLC... Still not sure if it was really worth it, probably won't spend that much in the future if they do the same thing with Planetfall.

I WAS ALWAYS BENEATH YOU, BUT NOTHING IS BENEATH MEEEEE!

all i can hear is brad pitt going: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-4aXIFFaWNjM.html

*Commander Babes

Best faction and arguably best secret tech. Psynumbra (torture) and xenoplague (bio warfare) don't mess around either but promethean is just *spicy.*

Nah the imperium would be more proud

Yeahhh the fact that Amazon focuses on debuffing makes them versatile with the Xenoplague. The only reason I run Kir'Ko/Xeno is because I love the Zerg from Starcraft and they're the closest playstyle fitting their themes...but now that ive seen Amazon performing better I'm considering switching to Amazon/Xeno and seeing the results.

It's not questionable if it gets you the win

I didn't find beyond earth bad. It's my favorite Civ game and I still fail to understand the flak it gets.

@@therandomheretek5403 Compared to Alpha Centauri it's really underwhelming

@@l0lLorenzol0l I guess I'll have to check alpha centauri out.

Plus xcom. I mean it's kind of stealing firaxis's two best games and combining them into one which on one hand is kinda shitty behaviour but on the other hand we the consumers get a cool game so fuck firaxis.

Bono Giamboni thats kind of unfair, considering the series has more or less the same formula it always did.

@@nathankuszewski4579 ah is it a long running series? I thought it was just something they did recently, but if it's an old series that's always been civ+xcom then i guess it's ok.