it is my new headcanon that the foundation makes this weed and mass produces it to sell, and that is where they get a majority of their funds. sidenote, I really don't blame him for not wanting to deal with Clef while high as all could be. that would be a terrifying day.
Rule 420: -Dr.Bright is not allowed to give Scp420-J to Scp-999 ever again- -No, not even as a cross test- *Actually, Dr bright is not allowed to give ANYTHING scp-420-j*
The j stands for joke any - j scp exists purely for comedic purposes although some people the absolute God amongst men can write short stories to make these things serious but most of the time they're just here to be funny
Hello!! Professor Anderson here, the "dirt" is a seperate scp like 914, it basically makes any (soil borne/anything buried in it) organisms grow far quicker than normal, up to maximum quality and perfect health as well. It is one of the first series SCPs, saying all this cause there's not really any videos talking about it, what's ironic was it was found being used to grow cannabis xD
fyi the comment in test 4, i think from Dr. Gears, which is one of the prominent characters in SCP Foundation, his mains shtick is that he's very professional and stoic in documents he's found in, so much so that he's sometime called COG since he's like a machine in his works, as well as potential name which most of the times is Charles (redacted) Gears.
Give 420-j to the ghosts in 450, maybe then we wont need to draw on the wall behind the electric chair anymore and spend 11 minutes tiptoeing around dead bodies.
For the record, -J SCPs are joke SCPs. Which means even in a universe with canon as fluid as the SCP universe, joke SCPs are strictly considered non-canon, they are just here to give a few giggles.
